"go to hell" or "fuck you" is boring and basic. "I hope your favorite book gets turned into a horrible movie or TV show, with a horrendous cast and script" is smart. It's terrifying. It's possible.
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Person: do you know any good books?
Me: are you ready for this conversation because it will last hours.
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When you said that you read my favorite book after I suggested it that was the biggest and best compliment I could receive from you.
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Max: Who broke my trophy? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
Oscar: I did. I broke it.
Max: No. No, you didn't. Charles?
Charles: Don't look at me. Look at Lewis!
Lewis: What?! I didn't break it.
Charles: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Lewis: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Charles: Suspicious.
Lewis: No, it's not!
Daniel: If it matters, probably not... Checo was the last one near it.
Checo: Liar! I don't even touch it!
Daniel: Oh really? Then what were you doing on the podium earlier?
Checo: I finished p3! Everyone knows that!
Oscar: All right, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Max.
Max: No. Who broke it?
Alex: Max, George has been awfully quiet...
George: Really?!
Alex: Yeah, really!
Lando: I broke it. It fell and shattered when I did my champagne spike. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Lando: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here
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I want my grave to say "to all the ships that never sailed" and most people will think it it's poetic, but the real ones will know.
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Was I the only kid who used to keep a flashlight under my pillow, and after bidding my parents goodnight, retrieve the flashlight and a book from my bedside table, spending hours every night reading under my blankets?
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Friend: you have seven books and someone takes three of them, how many do you have now?
Me: Seven books.
Friend: let's say someone forcefully took three if them, how many do you have now?
Me: seven books and a dead body.
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We have all been there Belle. Normally I follow that expression up with throwing the book, crying, or screaming. Sometimes all three.
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You know a book is good when you stay up all night under your blankets with a flashlight, because who cares about sleep????
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Theo: I can't do this, it's against my moral compass.
Liam: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
Theo:... Your point?
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