#there are two wolves in me

[snakeunderyourboot]

awesamponk AU, where Sam is a regular guy, a scientist if you will, who lives in a world where everyone believes in gods and actively worships at least one of them. Except Sam, who not only does not believe in gods but also is trying to find evidence that they don't exist. He is really deep into his research to the point where he forgets to take care of himself. Meanwhile, Ponk is a God of Healing and Nature, who for the first time in a while sees human, who is in such need of his help but actively refuses to use it. Okay here is some additional worldbuilding. In this world, there is a pantheon of gods, so there are quite a lot of them. In my mind, they represent 2 concepts, one of them is a physical one and another is more metaphorical (Ponk is a god of Healing and Nature, or maybe just trees or something). You can worship whoever you want, but most of the cities/villages have only one main god and therefore only one main shrine. If you want to pray to a different god, you can either travel to another village/city to do so or construct one small shrine in the village where you live.

Also, when praying to the gods, you have to start with some specific start phrases. I'm not sure what Ponk's phrase would be, but maybe something align of "As the branches of the tree dance with wind, I am asking for a blessing of the Nature God" and then something from yourself, like what do you want or hope to achieve, or just generally about your week. Definitely not finish lines, BUT LET IT BE HERE FOR NOW

Sam lives in a village that picked Ponk as their main god. So, when Ponks hears that one of his humans only starts with the start phrases and then stays quiet for a while, before leaving - he is intrigued. Especially, after he realizes that this one particular human has been doing this for quite some time. So she goes to check it.

And finds a human who may seem like a normal guy, who works in a workshop, repairing stuff for other people in the village, but on the side is spending countless nights trying to prove that gods do not exist. And is really bad at taking care of himself. Like Ponk more scared for the guy than anything. so Ponk tries to help Sam. First, they would make Sam fall asleep for 9 hours. After this Sam does not sleep for almost a week, working even more than before. Then Ponk tries to leave vegetables and fruits in Sam's house, thinking that he doesn't have money to buy them. Sam eats only those fruits and vegetables and doesn't even care to wash them or somehow prepare them. In the end, Ponk just straight up locks Sam out of the house, hoping that he will at least spend some time breathing fresh air.

Sam jumps through the window. And continues to work.

Ponk is in despair, he is intrigued by the guy, but also really fucking worried about him. They don't care that Sam is going against their will, they just want him to take care of himself first.

And then Foolish, who is conveniently friends with both Sam and Ponk (being a demi-god and all of that), mentions to Ponk that Sam is looking for an assistant. And Ponk despite not being on Earth for quite some time decides to take her chance and help Sam at least somehow. Also find out why the guy hates gods so much, to the point of exosting himself. But mostly to take care of Sam.

there is more to this, I have some thoughts about the reason why Sam not only doesn't like gods but also tries to prove that they do not exist. Also more on how gods in this world work and what it really means to be a god(spoiler: almost all gods in this world do not start as gods). And of course some shenanigans with Ponk trying to figure out how the human world works.

For now take it at it is now. Maybe I will write some one-shot with this AU

#awesamponk #awesamponk au #dream smp au #dsmp au #dropsbyponk #ponk #awesamdude #I will cal this au #awesamponk gods au #for now #i want to have either some meaningfull name #or just stupid one #there are two wolves in me

[callmearcturus]

that art reminds me i was spitballing a dumb AU in which That Fucking Puppet wasn't a factor in anyone's goddamn lives, right, so Bro would be Weird but not a monster

because like the idea of Dave being raised by a weird fetish pornographer who collects cinderblocks like its his fetish is so funny to me. like, a Bro who cares about Dave but is supremely awkward and kinda weird sort of would explain so much about dave.

with shit like

john: hey are you gonna play this game with us this weekend dave: nah cant gonna be in vegas john: you're going to VEGAS? oh wow! are you going to the casinos? can you see celine dion and the tigers or whatever? dave: eh maybe but theres a trade con thing going on there so its bro's work john: oh okay that makes sense

(later...) john: yeah he can't play bc his bro has a work trip to vegas rose: Ah, the adult film industry expo next month. john: the WHAT jade: uh rose why do you just know that?

and the hilarity of Dave getting gradually more thorough versions of The Talk at like ages 8 then 10 then 14 because it's a small apartment and this is Bro's job and Dave's GONNA see shit periodically so might as well educate him on what the fuck it means

dave knowing he's queer by age, like 9 and Bro like "awesome lil dude, what kind? don't know yet? right well if you wanna let me know later that's cool." and fistbumps

also Dave not getting the Training From Hell but still learning swords. like, his first is just a bokken and he has a deal with Bro that if he can land a hit on Bro, he can have a real sword. so he keeps trying, sneaking up on Bro, but it literally never fucking works, Bro just flashsteps to the side or catches it.

also Bro teaching Dave to sew

and someone in the discord brought up the idea of dave and rose still being twins and i was like:

wait hang on if they are somehow actually still siblings hang on i gotta rochelle lalonde wanting kids ambrose strider donating some sperm to a bank for the cash when he was in undergrad her finding him later like "hi, i wound up with two, do you want one" and him like "......................... yeah sure"

but they don't tell the kids at first, but decide to make it into a stupid game, Mom Lalonde sends Bro purposefully blurry polaroids of Rose and is like "okay hide these but not super well okay" and Bro is like "tight, sure," and they set up this Mystery for the twins to solve

it's all stupid but fun okay

#there are two wolves in me #one says i cannot fukcing stand bro strider as a character #the other says lmao this would be hilarious tho #whomstve

[aotearoa20]

Caranthir: Look people have been saying things and I don’t want to be giving the wrong impression. You’re really lovely but I just want a mate

Haleth: (very slowly) You just want to mate?

Caranthir: I just want a mate!

Haleth: Oh, You’re not mating with me sunshine!

Caranthir: A mate! I just want a mate!

Haleth: Well, just as well, because I'm not having any of that nonsense!

Haleth: I mean, you're just a long streak of nothing, y'know, elvish nothing!

Caranthir: …right

#incorrect silmarillion quotes #there are two wolves in me #one lives tragic mortal/immortal lovers halenthir #one loves plantonic bffs halenthir #both love these idiots way too much #caranthir #morifinwe #haleth #haleth of the haladin #source: doctor who

[loosingmoreletters]

Shout out to 2021 me, your writing was much worse than mine is but at least you didn’t worry about being too self-indulgent while writing you just went for all the tropes. King Shit.

#there are two wolves in me #one wants to write fun canon divergences and exploration of politics in mdzs #the other one is this 👌🏾 close to writing a wangxian hybrid omegaverse mpreg war AU

[radioactive-earthshine]

No but fuck imagine a Lightrion wedding imagine can you even imagi-

#they'd probably get married at an earth courthouse honestly and just get it done immediately #there are two wolves in me

[thwackk]

make assumptions abt me (i crave conversing)

#hello tell me alllll abt uhm everything i wana hear abt it #i love talking to ppl but i suck at initiating the convo unfortunately #there are two wolves in me #one is the booster gold on my shoulder always telling me to do things #and the other is my shirt that’s been crumpled up on my floor for two weeks now

[treba-neco-napise]

every time i see a male character make dramatic or slightly feminine gestures, as a bi man, i'm (vibing) like "how is he straight, please" and then there's the other side of me when i keep reminding myself and the rest of the world that that's just how we're socialised and straight guys can be as dramatic and feminine as they fucking please (as a bi man, also vibing). like. i just can't win.

#i don't know who needs to know #there are two wolves in me #i guess

[madeimpact]

◓ reverse + Munna (for Ren)

Get Give a Pokémon! || @madamhatter || Accepting

❝ Oh, my, what a curious little thing! And this power that I sense coming from within it...hm, hmm. I suppose you and I will get along quite well, little one. Moonflower feels a fitting name for you. ❞

#madamhatter #THERE ARE TWO WOLVES IN ME #one is ''this is literally the perfect pokemon for him'' #the other is ''NOOOO DON'T GIVE HIM MORE POWER THAN HE HAS!!!!'' #THANK YOU FOR ENABLING MY REN MUSE THOUGHHH i love this slimy lil basard #❛ ic: baku. #❛ inbox: baku.

[uncursedswan]

Every time I rewatch The Lord of the Rings I oscillate violently between “it’s important to show men having close, supportive friendships and I’m so glad Peter Jackson chose to show all the male characters being loving and physically affectionate with one another in a healthy, platonic way” and “damn, these bitches gay. good for them, good for them”

#there are two wolves inside me #one is gay #bisexuality be like #lord of the rings #lotr #the hobbit #hobbit #middle earth #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #legolas greenleaf #gimli son of gloin #aragorn #fellowship of the ring #the fellowship of the ring #the two towers #the return of the king

[tinakiflower]

Woah congrats on the 23 eemee!

:DDDDD thanks veri!!

#ask #veri tag <3 #live blogging #twas my last month of prime lol #i might pay for a real one... #there are two wolves in me #one that wants to use tinkiflower and another that is yelling about smart financial decisions

[sensitiveheartless]

Chapter 109 spoilers!

#There are two wolves inside me one full of memes and one full of angst. This is the collaboration of my dumb wolves #bsd manga spoilers #bsd spoilers #bsd 109 #bsd #my art #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #skk

[itsaspectrumcomic]

I forgor :(

#neurodivergent #adhd #autobio comics #actually autistic #i forgor #i think this is more adhd than autism tbh but #there are two wolves inside me #its a spectrum

[karvviie]

help. i need to draw them uglier

#inside me there r two wolves. #red vs blue #my art #rvb #richard simmons #dexter grif #grimmons

[jet-teeth]

Need more dreadnougts around here, it's been a hot minute Some sketches from a bit ago, further attempts at trying to keep it loose but still be somewhat structural/technical

#Wh40k #dreadnought #ironclad #castaferrum #contemptor #redemptor #mecha #(sort of lmaoooo) #the inky style lends itself well to that but it's the eternal struggle for an efficient approach pff #short attention span always at odds with the detail hyperfixated side of the brain #There is a Two Wolves joke in there somewhere #anyway dreadnoughts make me smile I fucken love them

[nyatchoo]

#there are two wolves in me #one goes honk mi mi mi mi mi #the other goes honk shoo honk shoo #nyatchoo

[karvakera]

drawing gojo every day as stupid pet memes until THE shibuya incident: day 16

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #jujutsu gojo #geto suguru #satosugu #stsg #guys I finally found a way to reach the highest seat in fomtaine court #I had to climb using geo traveller like a peasant though... #anyways #inside me are two wolves one is geto suguru the other is gojo satoru #together they form satosugu #gego #goge #gojo and geto are switches😈 #im soooo down bad for sukuna's new curse/mother #maybe yuta had a point...