#these two are fuckign dead bro

[goatpaste]

Whats your fav jjba episode?

mAN.. thats really a hard one to awnser??

OK OK,,, if you will allow me i can probably pick a fav or two per part

i think my all time fav episode IS the rat hunting episode, its a DiU ep, its got rats, and its a cute silly ep with jotaro and josuke and jotaro almost dies in the funniest way he coulda so it kinda hits a lot of fav elements for me

BUT

Phantom Blood: honestly? its hard to say because i think the manga is better and the anime was weirdly segmented for eps. it kinda slumps in the middle for me

so i think I like the Youth with Dio ep, something about it is very fun to me...

Battle Tendency: OUGH so this ones hard because i think p solidly i loVE the first ep

i think Joseph at the start of Battle Tendecy carried the strongest best traits of Joseph that Araki kinda left behind, like being really nice and passionate about things that mattered even if it put himself in danger, as well as having a hair trigger fight response when it cames to ppl bothering him, or more importantly bothering the people he cares about.. they cut out a bit of him and erinas bestie stuff from the manga which is sO sad

but i think "New Yorks JoJo" captures my favirote snap shot of silly fun bastard joseph that i love that he lost, with so many funny antics and such and his FUCKIGN SIGHT WITH STRAIZO IS SOO GOOD

BUT if i didnt go with that, id had to go with the chariot fight ep, so kinda two eps as this spans over both with the "a True Warrior" and "A Warrior Returns to the Wind" WHICH THE LATER EP TITLE MAKES ME SOOO WEEPY GOOD LURD ILY WHAM

Stardust Crusaders: SO THIS ONE IS HARD BECAUSE ITS SO FUCKING LONG AND SO MANY CHUNKS OF STUFF SPAN 2 AND 3 PARTERS

but mmm probably one of the D'arby fights,,, its hard to pick my fav? they both are really iconic and their the ones i remember the best/most fondly out of all Stardust tbh

Diamond is Unbreakable: LIKE I SAID THIS IS PROBABLY THE RAT HUNTING EP ITS SO GOOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH LOL

i really think nearly every ep in DiU is really great, i think their all classic and i really dont have many i find a drag like i tend to in other parts. the yukako eps are really fun, LETS GO EAT ITALIAN FOOD IS A CLASSIC, THE INVISIBLE BABY EP, the intro ep for rohan are great just for the ending where josuke kills him <3, MIKITAKA EP!!! UGH a lot of good ones

but the rat hunting ep wins for me, for having a rat in it

Golden Wind:.. im so sorry this ones kinda easy only because.. i dont... really like golden wind as a whole

But its Spice Girl vs. Notorious B.I.G. i think its the best fight in the whole part and its a big reason i wish trish gotten to do more. i would KILL for a trish and bruno team up fight....

dont get me wrong i loVE a lot of other fights, Narancia and formaggio fight is fun, the secco fight is sO fun, i also love the greatful dead and Beach Boy fight

but 100% its the spice girl ep for me, i think its really fucking excellent

Stone Ocean: AGAIN A TOUGHY BECAUSE I REALLY DO LIKE ALL OF STONE OCEAN VERY MUCH

but fuck dude, i think just based off the top of my head, its either the gwess fight or the mcqueen fight. i think i just love how silly they are, the gwess and mcqueen are my poor little meow meows

BUT UGHHH the Limp Biskit episode really is a good one to man... i rEALLY loved watching that one with no prior knowledge

AND THE DRAGON DREAM EP, but tbh while i LOVE FF and Dragon Dream in there, the ep and fight itself are fine. the concept fine just a lil boring

and ofc i love the brando bro eps, and rikiels was probably my favirote.

sdjkghjkd i think i just really liked the sILLY ones

[writeathomee]

I took notes app notes while I was watching the episodes and they're just as unhinged as you would expect. Pls enjoy

Spoilers below~

Episode One

THE RECAP. FIRST TIME SEEING EPISODE TEN RECAPPED

STEARD IN THE FIRST SHOT LMAO

NOT Izzy's last breath calling Stede a twat

I can't

Omg Lai did that fulfil all of your dreams, Izzy dying

That slow run I can't believe this dream sequences

HAHAHA THEM GIVING SWEDE UP SO EASY

Prince Ricky!!!

That silence is so loud

Omg not Ivan dying lmao

Poor fang omg

Jackie helping Swede discover parts of him he'd never known, like the PROSTATW HAHAHA

IZZZZY NO

SUCIIDAL EDWARD! FUCK

Frenchies little head shake HE CARES ABOUT IZZY

IZZY NO!! EDWARD WHY!

Omg Stede left Ricky

She's gonna peg the shit out of the Swede

HE SHOT IZZY,

FANG

DO THE WOODEN BOY VOICE omg jim .

YAAAAASS PIRATE WUEEN!

WHERE IS IZZY!

End credit scene okay okay here we go

Fang's giggling is so wholesome and healing

Episode Two

Run by timber timber??

RUN FROM ME GOOD WIFE PLAYING OVER ED'S SHOT WHILE LOOKING AT THE FUCKING WEDDING TOPPERS ALL SAD! PRINCESS!

Wedding toppers lived a short life

Some place called china lmao

LUCIUS FUCKIGN OMG

Men are so emotional

Lucius LYING

You have impeccable balance

Poor Lucius groaning

Sea witch !!!!

BUTTONS STORYLINE

LMAO what if it's Izzy hiding in the walls now lmao

SECRET PASSAGES

PLS IZZY NO

Jim just cuddling Izzy's leg

s poor Vico they said this was the hardest to film

JIM AND ATCHIE

Oh shit Ed

Omg does pirate queen have a crush on oluwande

Lucius going for Stede's throat

Omg

IZZY MY HEART

HE CALLED HIM EDDIE

I LOVE YOU THE BEST I COUKD? WHAT THE ACTUALY FUCK WHAT IF I HUST KILLED MYSELF INSTEAD OMFG IZZY GIVE ME THAT GUNR N N E

omg he's sending them into a storm

Suicidal Ed baby honey no

Archie and Jim lmaooo

OH MY FUCKING HOD OZZZY ON ONE LEG SAVING THE DAY

OH MY GODDD

FUCKING HELL

Episode Three

I cackled at Stede jumping overboard

Afraid he's unlovable and showing izzy with the gun

Omg hornigold is a ducking hallucination

HOLY SHIT HES STILL ON THE SHIP

IZZY's SINGLE TEAR

Warmth food and orgasms

Omg not pirate queen threatening olu

Oh she was seducing him lmao

STEDE RESCUING THE CREW

Thank you buttons so Pete says

Oh no is pirate queen the new kraken she's gonna hunt olu down

Ed has no business looking so beautiful underwater

Stede thinks he's dead bro??

NOT THE FALLING IN LOVE MONTAGE

Omg mermaid Stede are you fucking serious

OH MY GODDDR

Further thoughts:

Warmth food and orgasms is the new live laugh love

I can't believe izzy and crew are CURRENTLY living with the idea that they killed Ed like???

Wedding cake to Blackbeard is what pizza parties are to managers with overworked employees

#ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd 2 spoilers

[7swordsmen]

my dream:

basically there was this small town. they had a party dinner thing in this barnhouse. our main character was this boy, around 11 y/o maybe? he sees this friendly looking man (totally not hannibal) (it was hannibal) and decides to start a convo. convo goes south, man starts pulling out equipment and stating how he'll make "good use" of everyone in the barnhouse at the moment.

THERES SURPRISINGLY BACKSTORY HERE. so earlier on, a lot of the adults were talking about how someone jumped or fell or something off the barnhouse, into the water and died, right? bc the barnhouse was on this like... cliff mountain thing overlooking the water. and ALSO, earlier on, the main dude and his little brother whos around. 6? 7 maybe? had swimming lessons— older bro knows how to swim, his little bro doesnt.

there were also these two dudes sitting at the table in the barn leaning way too close into each others faces...also, i think this was fisher's influenxe but i stsrted fuckign thinking about the symbolism 😭😭 while the convo w hannibal was going on, the light in the barn slowly dimmed and by the time he stated his true purposes, everyone in the barn was in the dark. EXCEPT... these two other kids near a window. i found that weird and started paying attention to them

these other kids were messing around, chaos has started erupting bc everyome in the barn had finally realized what hannibal was gonna do, theyre also an older and younger sibling— younger sibling accidentally falls out the window! into the ocean where someone had JUST died the other day! yippee. older sibling soon follows!

pov switches to little brother. he sees the other kids falling and realizes.. hang on. theres only one way to survive this— i know how to swim!!! (he does not.) still, little bro jumps.

back to big bro. the boys' parents have realized the situation, they tell him to go, big bro saw lil bro jumps and knows tht HE CANNOT FUCKING SWIM!!!! he jumps.

he ends up seeing all three other kids in the water, slowly but surely manages to bring all three of them to land on the beach bc none of the others fucking knew how to swim, apparently. but theyre alive and thats good. he also saves this small, runt drowning rabbit.

the other two kids soon wake up and disappear who knows where to, when pov is back to lil bro. he sees the rabbit next to him and thinks omg so cute!! the rabbit wanders off to go eat this. Lettuce, except this lettuce species looks kinda as if it grew... shredded?? lettuce grass??? wahtever its just really thin.

anyways rabbit eats its fill, falls asleep in the grass. lil bro also falls asleep, its sunny, theyre tired, big bros watching over them, all good. WHEN A MAN SHOWS UP TO WHERE THE BROTHERS AND RABBIT ARE LYING DOWN.

turns out its the farmer who grew that lettuce!! he gets mad, sees the rabbit and goes "ohh im gonna cook that thing!" or whatever, big bro is like "nonono please wait!" so farmer pauses, sees the rabbit lying there... single tear rolls down his cheek...

"damn sonny u right. hes just like me... all he wants is a lil peaceful rest to lay in the grass and sunshine... take a lil nap.... yeah. what do you say we go back to my place and make some salad for all three of you?"

so they all go back, farmer carries sleeping lil bro and big bro carries rabbit. big bro finally realizes to think about thier PARENTS IN A BARNHOUSE WITH SOMEONE WHO EXPRESSED MURDER DESIRES and its implied yeah theyre probably dead. then he remembers the other kids who escaped with him through the window.. cuz remember, they ran off right?

as soon as he goes to ask about them tho, the kids pop up from behind a building!! "sorry for following you, we just cant find our parents didnt know where to go and that rabbits really cute can we pet him?" farmer is now making salad for a rabbit and 4 soaked children. their parents are probably murdered tho. but all is good! i wake up

#linpost #long post

[oogaboogaspookyman]

Mewtwo: welcome to The Mystery Box! Where we guess what's inside this little box, whoever wins gets a prize!

Mewtwo: the first CLOOOOOOOO is something green.

Adam: weed.

Mewtwo: IT'S NOT FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT S T O N E R - .

(here we go!)

✨Random Quotes From The Fam✨

MEMORY: Steve, you have a call!

Black-eyes guy: hm? *He picks up* yes, who is it?

Black-eyes guy:

Black-eyes guy: i thought i told you to never call this number again.

MEMORY: OHHHHHHH-

(source: L Void, Deltarune Memes, Youtube)

.

*silence*

Mewtwo: *gunshot to the ceiling*

Adam: *spookt* THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!

Mewtwo: pfffjfjgkgj-

.

Mewtwo, playing PHASMOPHOBIA: all of my friends are dead and i got paid 50 dollars...

Mewtwo: ✨sick✨

(source: Corpse, Youtube)

.

Adam, making another video: unfortunately, mewtwo is not gonna be here today, he's pretty busy right now so-

Mewtwo: AHH!

Adam:

A

Adam: HIJO DE SU PUTA MADRE YOU SCARED ME-

(source: special edd, World's Scariest Tiktoks, Youtube)

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(thank you @mikeshirona1319 for the quote!)

Mew: rejected names for popsicles, go!

Adam: chilldos.

Mewtwo: snrk- *cracks up* chilldos- that's fuckin' great!

Mew: that's great!

Mewtwo: i don't think you'd be able to top that.

.

Mewtwo: do you know... The Muffin Man™?

Celeste: The Muffin Man™? *Confused*

Mew: THE MUFFIN MAN ™!!!

Mewtwo and Celeste: WHEEZE-

.

Mew: hey! Wanna see my impression of an angel?

Mary: *thinkin' it'll be cute* oh my god cute! Yeah!

Mew: *STRAIGHT UP BIBLICALLY ACCURATE*

Mary: ಠ∀ಠ

Mew: be not afraid-

Mary: AAAAAAA-

Mew: i said be not afraid-

.

[Aliza and Mewtwo are playing house]

Mewtwo: *his character comes into the scene :D* how ya doin'?

Aliza: dada... Say it in your Girl Voice™, why do i have to keep asking you this-

Mewtwo: ... Okay Adam you need to turn around- how ya doin'?

Adam: wheezeee- HEEHEHEHEHRDHAHAAHAHHAA- *fuckin' dying lmao*

Mewtwo: .-_.-

Aliza: .-^.-

Adam: HE SAID- "hOw yA doIN'????"

Mewtwo: hey shut up- *yeets random pillow nearby*

Adam: *hit-* A-

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(@martysgachaworld wHEEZE-)

Celeste's older bro: 🎶we're all gonna be safe, and we're all gonna have a great time!🎶

Lost black-eyes:

Celeste's older bro: 🎶WHAT IN THE ARCEUS POKE-GOD WAS THAT-🎶

.

(thank you @say-sike for this)

MEMORY: that's why yo shoes raggedy!

Adam: that's why yo mama dead.

*vine boom*

Adam: dead as hell.

MEMORY: Q∆Q

Adam: what shoes she got on her casket? *Vine boom*

Adam: that's why yo granny got no knees-

Adam: she didn't pray to Arceus, bitch.

.

(@tabeekat for this one, fuckin' treasure XD)

Teen Aliza: this is impossible, Adam can't be good at everything!

*silence...*

Teen Aliza: aha! *Table slam* he's a bad kisser!

Mewtwo: no, he's good at that too.

Teen Aliza: what.

Mewtwo: what.

.

Adam: honestly, Two... You're an asshole.

Mewtwo: hey, you are what you eat, Adam.

Adam: wHEEZE- WHAT THE- WHAT THE HELL- *loses it*

(source: Snapcube Dub of a Sonic game, Youtube)

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THIS ONE IS UNDER THE CUT BECAUSE GOD IT'S... WOW.

(here we go!)

MEMORY: i'm going to make an announcement, The Wishpeople are a buncha bitchass motherfuckers, they killed my fucking girlfriend.

MEMORY: that's right, they took out their black fucking full-auto rifles out and they KILLED MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.

MEMORY: and then they said "it's a secret", and i said "that's disgusting", so i'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com:

MEMORY: The Wishpeople, you all got small dicks, they're the sizes of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what, here's what my dong looks like- *straight up pulls out A HUMONGOUS SPOON*

MEMORY: that's right baby, all round, no flaws, no issues, look at that it looks like it could absolutely demolish.

MEMORY: they killed my girlfriend so guess what i'm gonna kill the staff, that's right this is what you get-

MEMORY: MY SUPER LASER PISS!

(wheeze- i'm havsing a fuckign field day wirh this one jdhsggaga-)

MEMORY: except i'm not gonna piss on the staff, i'm gonna go higher, i'm pissing on the WORLD!

MEMORY: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE WORLD YOU I D I O T !

MEMORY: you have 23 hours before the piss- DRRROP-PUH-LETS- hit the fucking core! Now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too!

#pokemon #mewtwo #memory #adam #aliza #celeste #mary #Martin #THAT'S THE NAME OF CELESTE'S OLDER BRO ENJOY THE LEAK LOL LMAO -SketchTwo #teen aliza #mew #[memory strikes back] #incorrect quotes #MY GOD I HAD A FIELD DAY WITH THAT ONE XD

[catboy-syrup]

Alright so I finished my nonsensical family tree type thing that I have (excluding my fankids cause I didn’t have enough space for them on the tree)

Some other headcanons/ideas I have for the family

- Millenial tree is Pangender Pansexual and uses any pronouns but mainly he/him

- Dark Enchantress is an Agendered Asexual Biromantic who uses They/them and it’s/its, but won’t get mad if you use she/her

- White Lilly cookie is a Demigirl lesbian who uses she/her

- Pomgranate cookie is a polyamorous transgirl lesbian who uses she/her, and is in an open relationship princess cookie (who is her only partner as of now) right now who is a cisgender bisexual who uses she/cute. They don’t plan on having children anytime soon, but they do know that theyu’ll need an heir to Princesses throne. Maybe they’ll steal a kid from Birthday ands Licorice

- Windarcher is a cisgender aro spec asexual who uses either no pronouns or they/them aux

- Churro is currently questioning is gender and sexuality but doesn’t plan on disclosing it anytime soon

- Red Velvet is a bigendered gay man who uses mainly he/she, but they/them also works

- Licorice is a cisgender bisexual man who uses he/dead, who is dating Birthday Cake Cookie, a Fem presenting genderfluid pansexual who uses mainly she/her, but they/he is fine,

- Birthday Cake and Licorice adopted Strawberry cream cause they wanted kids, saw them, and was like “sick, free kid”. Strawberry and Custard were just bonus kids cause I headcanon Strawberry crepe and Strawberry to be siblings (cause Yaknow, they both strawberry themed), and Custard is like, Strawberry Crepes best friend (somehow).

- Strawberry crepe is a Demiboy who is most likely AroAce but is still questioning, and uses he/bit. Strawberry cookie is his fraternal twin sister.

- Strawberry cookie is a transgirl biromantic lesbian who uses She/Sweet. Strawberry Crepe is her fraternal twin.

- Custard hasn’t got to thinking about that stuff yet and really does not care at all, but is very support of anyone who has figured that out. Somehow became Bestfriends with Strawberry Crepe cookie

- ok, so basically, to explain the Dark Enchantress and White Lily sibling thing, my brain went “bro, what if they were identical twin, both found out about what cookies were created for at the exact same time, and both wanted to go separate paths with that information” and I fucking ran with it.

- Dark Enchantress and White Lily haven’t spoken to eachother sense then, and don’t plan on speaking anytime in the future, but hey someday these kids are gonna wanna know if they have any family besides eachother, and dark enchantress can only lie to them for so long.

- Dark Enchantress saw Red Velvet and Licorice and went “Sick, free kids” and straight up stole them, it appears to run in the family seeing as Licorice and birthday did the same thing with their kids.

- except Millennial did not know about this, he didn’t mind, but he would’ve also likes a warning before he came to their secret little family house. And found two more kids that weren’t there before.

- Dark Enchantress would’ve done this with the rest of her followers out of impulse, but Millennial Tree decided to become her impulse control before she could. Plus Licorice beat her to adopting strawberry crepe before she’s had the chance to adopt him.

- Dark enchantress and Millennial tree have sort of a, morticia/Gomez type relationship, where they are probably the most functional couple you’ll ever see, and it makes no sense. They also see the whole “light vs dark thing” as a whole cute competition, where the loser has to join the winners side, lots of light teasing when it’s just to themselves and their family.

- the kids on the other hand, literally the least functional set of siblings you’d ever met, always at eachothers throats for the most stupidest of shit,and their parents are like “yep we literally chose this life so we can’t complain”.

- Crepe doesn’t spend much time with strawberry (cause he thinks that she’s kinda a wuss) but does try to keep her company sometimes.

- Custard is confused on his new family but holy shit he’s now technically related to literal gods, he’s not complaining.

- Pomegranate is constantly threatening licorice that she’ll “steal his girl and take the kids” and he is genuinely scared that she will, cause she can. She holds that power over him.

- Licorice and Birthday are also a functional couple but like, in the functional of just “OMG I FUCKIGN LIVE MY GORLFIRND SHE’S THE BEST” and Birthday is just like “I’m very sorry about my boyfriend, he doesn’t mean any harm but he does do this every time he sees me”

- Red Velvet and Churro did not want to be apart of this family in the first place, but hey, as long as no one tries to kill them, they’ll come over to the family dinners.

- Red Velvet thinks he might be connected to Birthday in some way cause of the whole cake thing???? But like, he feels too unsure of it to bring up her ever cause they’re so different, there’s no way they could be connected at all.

- Wind Archer and Churro tend to bond over the fact that the rest of their family use chaotic ands horrible and they wish they were never born into it sometimes.

That’s all I really have tbh, but uuuuuh, if you want you can ask questions about this whole family tree thing and I’m sure I can wrack something up in my brain. Or even better suggest things that you think might work in the au, any other connections/relations, any just general ideas. I’m just, thinking about this au a lot so like, talk to me about it.

#🍥🍁🍡syrup talks🍡🍁🍥 #🍥🍁🍡syrup ships🍡🍁🍥 #birthdaylicorice #pomeprincess #enchantree #cookie run #cookie run au #proship #proshipping #tw long post #tw toxic ship #ask to tag

[whump-me-all-night-long]

♾, 🦂 (+ i really love ur writing like,, ohm its so fuckign good bro!! keep it up! i lov your work its so great pls,, -rot)

immortal + poisoned

Whumpee didn't hesitate to gulp down the water placed in front of them. It tasted bitter, almost sour, causing them to make a face. They knew it had been laced with something, and quickly enough, their throat began closing up.

Fighting not to gasp for breath, they look up at Whumper, who was still sitting across from them with a vaguely curious expression. Swallowing hard, Whumpee asked, "What was it this time?"

Whumper shrugged. "Something new the lab's cooking up. Supposed to be quicker this time. More painful too."

Whumpee nodded. That made sense. "How much quicker?" They could already tell it wasn't going to be a fun one this time; the world was beginning to spin around them, fire racing through their veins as they fought to keep calm.

Whumper glanced at their watch. "Just another minute or two," they replied, watching Whumpee's face carefully.

Whumpee was about to respond when they doubled over, the fire centered in their stomach and throat turning more painful than any of the previous tests. They'd have to make note of that, when they woke up. They gasped for breath that they knew wouldn't come, eyes overflowing with tears.

Making quick eye contact with Whumper, they managed a small nod before falling out of their chair, onto their hands and knees, mouth rapidly opening and closing as they panted shallowly. After a handful of seconds, the lack of oxygen became too much and they crumpled, unconscious, dead.

#ask game #whump #immortal whumpee #poisoned #i'm sorry but i'm just fascinated by the idea of an immortal whumpee who is used as a test subject and had just grown complacent in it #they know fighting back won't help and if they behave their lifestyle might become a bit more comfortable

[ranboounlabeled]

Incorrect Quotes

So I had the bright idea one day to make incorrect quotes based on a DnD campaign and the players. Why not post them here? If any of them find this and request this to be deleted, I won’t mind. Blu - DM, any other character you don’t see listed here Tuck - Alzora Autumn/Me - Aria Maria - Yeet Bard - Tad Whipple - Niyana ~ Aria at 3AM: Alzora wake up Alzora, annoyed: What is it? Aria: If butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans/mobians in their stomach? Alzora: The rest of Team Supernova: Niyana: aria what the fuck Yeet: No no, wait. She has a point. Yeet: What if they’re mobian butterflies? Snipe: What if they just feel really tiny butterflies in their stomachs? Niyana: That’s morbid. ~ Aria: is pink panther a lion Alzora: say that again but slower Aria: i don't get it? Alzora: he's the pink PANTHER Aria: okay? but is he a lion? Alzora: Aria. he's a panther Aria: is that a kind of lion??? Alzora: no it's a fucking panther Aria: I just googled it. Are they not pink?  Alzora: AND LIONS ARE??? ~ Yeet: *gets shot* Shit. Alzora: Language! ~ Niyana: Is 4 alot? Aria/Alzora: Depends on the context. Aria/Alzora: Money? No. Aria/Alzora: Murders? Yes. ~ Yeet: Just a reminder that I'm non-binary so if you've got a crush on me, u gay bro ~

Alzora: if one of you says that stupid thing again I will not hesitate to give you frost bite Aria: aw that's so sad alexa play despacito Alzora: starting with you Alt idea from our DM (context, Alzora is an ice dragon and I compare her to Elsa alot): Aria: thats so sad, alexa play Let it Go. Alzora: you will die in 3 days ~ Niyana: THE FLOOR IS LAVA Yeet: *helps Snipe onto a chair* Alzora: *throws Aria off the table* revenge Niyana: There are two types of people ~ Alzora: If anyone says ‘mood’ ‘same’ or 'me’ in response to something I say ever again, I will throw you out the nearest window Yeet: Mood Aria: Same Niyana: Me Alzora calling tad: hello? Tad can you come here quickly? Tad: why what happened? Alzora: well lets just say there’s a gun in my hand, 3 dead bodies on the floor, blood on the walls floor and ceiling, and police on the way Tad: Tad: what Tad: The police are going to be there? Yeah, you're on your own ~ Aria: Mobius is a hot, molten core with a solid crust. Therefore, its a ravioli Alzora: Please stop Yeet, taking notes: No no let her finish ~ Aria: Comparing me and Alzora is like comparing apples to oranges. Aria: I mean, I like apples, and I really don't like oranges. Aria: Oranges are annoying. ~ nesta: fuck your cake! aria: 

~ Niyana: I’ve been working on my evil laugh! ‘Cause everybody’s got an evil laugh, you know, like... Ha ha ha ha HA! Like that. Alzora: Okay, here’s the thing. You’re not ready... for the evil laugh, okay, you can do a chuckle? Like a mildly upset chuckle? After MY evil laugh. ~ Snipe: You're smiling. Did something good happen? Aria: Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Niyana: Alzora tripped and fell down the stairs. ~ Yeet: So, why is Aria mad at you? Alzora: They sneezed and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you". Yeet: Alzora: Yeet: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"?! ~ Alzora: Anyone who says 'uwu' or 'owo' again is being arrested for crimes against humanity! Aria: Cwimes against huwumanity. Alzora: I'm going to break your fingers. ~ Yeet, while crying: LOVE IS DEAD AND NEVER EXISTED! ALL YOU DID WAS BETRAY ME AS I LAY SICK AND FESTERING! YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF DREAD! Snipe: Are you ok???  Yeet, crying even more: NIYANA STOLE MY FUCKIGN WEAPONS! [This breakdown is immediately followed by Yeet trying to beat the shit out of a 15 year-old] ~ Alzora: Good Morning!   Aria: Good Morning everyone Snipe: Good Morning. [ half of everyone else says their good mornings] Yeet: My god you all sound like robots! “good morning” this “good morning” that. Yeet: Spice it up!!! Niyana: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS ~ Alzora: *falls*  Alzora: Alzora: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies. ~ Aria: Tall people are the enemy! Alzora: I'm sorry, I can't hear you from up here. Aria: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know it! ~ Niyana: But rules were made to be broken! Tad: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Nesta: Uh, pinatas. Alzora: Glow sticks. Yeet: Karate boards. Aria: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Niyana: And rules! Snipe: Don’t forget bones. Yeet: Ye-Wait no- ~ Aria: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts. Alzora, used to Aria: Sure they are, Aria. Aria: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Alzora: Okay. Aria: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake. Alzora: … Aria, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions. Alzora, crying: Aria, please stop. Yeet, fascinated: No, continue. ~ Yeet: Hey, Snipe, what are you doing here? Snipe: This is where I come to cry. Yeet: What. Snipe: I said this is where I come to be a cool guy. ~ [loud crashing comes from Team Supernova's room, Tad runs in to find the room completely trashed] Tad: What happened in here!? [The rest of the Team are on an elevated surface]  Aria, on top of the bookshelf, shaking: We saw a spider... ~ Yeet: Isn’t it amazing what friends learn from each other? Aria: I learn a lot from Phin because he makes so many mistakes. ~ Aria: AVJDJAHDHSHS Tad: what is that? Aria: a keyboard smash Tad: how do I do it? Aria: just press anything Tad: 7 ~ Alzora: Bitch. Aria: Blocked. Alzora: Wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something. Aria: Unblocked. Alzora: Bitch. ~ Alzora: Don’t say a word. Aria: Aria: Fergalicious. Alzora: I said no words. Aria: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you. ~ Aria: Olli? Why are you outside? It's pouring! Olli, drenched: The aesthetic, Miss Aria. Aria: Olli, please. Olli: ThE aEsThEtIc, MiSs ArIa! ~ Niyana: There’s no “i” in happyness. Aria: There is if you fuckin’ spell it right. ~ Niyana: Do you care if I take the skin off the Furby? Niyana: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us. Niyana: Also I want to softhack his circuits. Yeet: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that sentence ever again. Tad, not looking up from his sketch book: I could design some long furby designs if you need me to. ~ Stella: I have a mafia! Yeet: We have a Niyana. ~ Yeet: Bro. Snipe: What bro? Yeet: Tell the whole world we’re bros. Snipe: *whispers* We’re bros. Yeet: Why’d you whisper bro? Snipe: Because you’re my whole world bro. Yeet: B R O. ~ Yeet: Your house is burning down! You can only save one thing. What do you save? Aria: My house?? ~ Aria: Yeet, do you ever want to talk about your emotions? Yeet: No. Alzora: I do. Aria: I know, Alzora. Alzora: I’m sad. Aria: I know, Alzora. ~ Stella: *looking around in closet* What should I change into? Snipe: A better person. ~ Whatever characters Yeet writes into fanfiction: *hugging and vibing* Yeet: Who would ever want to harm such a loving relationship? Yeet, brandishing a pen: I WOOOOULD! ~ Yeet: Chillax~ Alzora: That’s not a word. Yeet: Sometimes the ones who deny “chillax” are the ones who need to chillax the most. ~ Aria: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now. Niyana: 13 year old me wouldn't think I'd get this far. Yeet: I would fight a 13 year old me. ~ Snipe: Yeet came into my room in the middle of the night, I pretended to be asleep, and they stroked my hair for a minute then left. Are they planning to kill me??? Aria: No they just care about you, idiot. ~ Yeet: Well, I guess you could say I’ve fallen for you. Snipe: You just fell down seven flights of stairs, how are you even alive? ~ Yeet: I wish I could block people in real life. Alzora: A restraining order. Niyana: Murder. ~ Alzora: What the frick is wrong with you? Snipe: Please be more specific and resubmit with the proper paperwork. ~ [on a city bus] Stranger: Are you traveling for business or pleasure? Alzora, in full armor: Combat. ~ Aria: Who ate my fries? Yeet? Yeet: I don’t like fries. Aria: Snipe? Snipe: I don’t need food. Aria: Niyana? Niyana: …It was Alzora. Alzora: Yeah it was. Aria: wh ~ Alzora: They are completely literal people. Metaphors go over their heads. Yeet: Nothing goes over my head... my reflexes are too fast! I would catch it. ~ Yeet: Live by the ass, die by the ass. Tad: S t o p ~ Niyana: Is there a word that is a mix between sad and mad? Tad: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate. Yeet: Smad. ~ Tad: If someone is trying to rob a civilian, what is the correct course of action? Yeet: T-pose to assert dominance Tad: No. Niyana: Say "Thank you Chaos, for this meal I'm about to have" and then- Tad, interrupting: even worse Yeet, taking notes: Wait, let her finish ~ Aria: Hey Alzora, do you think Snipe feels regret? Because i just saw him choke down one of Tad’s pancakes in half a second. Alzora: Snipe has only one emotion and that’s hubris. ~ Yeet: *peeling a banana* May I take your jacket lol Snipe: Do you think other people can't hear you? ~ Aria: You have to pick your battles, Alzora. Alzora: I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them. ~ Nesta, T-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure. Tad, not looking up from his coffee: Hello, problem child. ~ Yeet, throwing his head in Snipe’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty. Snipe, lovingly stroking their hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are. ~ Yeet, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice. Niyana: Ha! That means you can't yell at me anymore! [later that day]  Niyana: Turns out, Yeet is scarier when they’re quiet. ~ Snipe: WE'RE SINKING IN DEEP WATER. Yeet: Don't worry. I learned this from a survival TV show. Yeet: OH TOOOOODLES-- ~ Niyana: Who else uses can openers to drink soft drinks? Yeet: This is extremely unhinged I must try it immediately. ~ Snipe: Boil up some mountain dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Aria: You could have said anything else. Yeet: fire burn and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble. ~ Aria: What do you want for dinner? Niyana: How about Sonic? Aria: *whispers* He's so fast how would we catch him-

#I can assure you there's much more but im tired #I'll reblog with more later #incorrect quotes #sonic incorrect quotes #sonic forces #dnd 5e #tad the duck #yeet #aria the jackal #alzora frost #niyana the cat #dnd incorrect quotes

[eijispumpkin]

(hugs u) for the prompt thing, 33 asheiji?

33. An alligator in the hallway

ro im so fuckign sorry i finished writing it and then realized u said asheiji. im booboo the fool jhfjhurbghj

“Please, tell me how you ended up here.” Ash folds his arms across his chest and looks at Shorter, who is currently under his bed, hiding. Shorter Wong. Six foot two. Gang boss.

Under his own bed. Hiding. 

“Keep it down!” Shorter hisses. “If Nadia spots me, she’ll kick my ass!”

“As far as I can tell, you deserve it.” Ash leans against one of the bedposts, entertained. He’s not gonna bother to tell Shorter that there’s a bit of purple hair visible from under the edge of the frame. Funnier like this. “What’d you do, anyway?”

“Listen, I didn’t know!” Shorter’s being whiny, which means he really fucked up this time. “She said she was single when I asked! That’s totally not my fault! And yet her fuckin’ boyfriend walked in on us and then he Facebook-stalked me and found Chang Dai and got all his friends to leave spam one-star reviews on Yelp, and so Nadia’s pissed because this morning she had to do a bunch of phone calls to get those reported or whatever, and I said sorry, but--”

“Damn.” Ash whistles. “You really did fuck up. Nadia’s right to want to kick your ass for this one. If you could just keep it in your pants...”

“Bro!” Shorter sticks his head out to give Ash the full effect of the kicked-puppy eyes. “Whose side are you on?! I swear Nadia’s gonna kill me! It’s like, you’ve heard of an elephant in the room, now get ready for an alligator in the hallway! Not just awkward, but like, hostile and going places! I’m dead meat!”

“D’you think if I tell Nadia you’re in here hiding from her wrath, she’ll give me free dumplings again?” Ash muses, tapping a finger to his lips. 

“Bro!” Shorter cries. “I thought we were bros!”

“Shorter?” Nadia’s voice calls from down the hall. “Are you home?”

Her footsteps start approaching the door; Ash, a true bro, shoves Shorter’s head back under the bed and sits in front of it.

“Don’t worry,” he says cheerfully. “I’ll tell her you’re stuck.”

#lesbiantsuyuu #answers #shorter wong #ash lynx #im writing dumb shit tonight and dumb shit ONLY #written

[cultofthepigeon]

like things that could be done with the new warriors rn instead of....whatever is happening

Robbie fucking Baldwin get’s some closure with Namorita, Rich, and Dwayne since they all up and fuckign died in the most traumatic time in his life like????? Those reunions????? The emotions and their ramifications alone would fill ten issues

RICH getting closure with Namorita, Dwayne, and Robbie!!! HE left earth to defend it and came back to find out two people he loved, one of whom he was still in an on again/off again relationship with, fuckin DIED and everyone hated them??? HE saw wtf Robbie was going through??? And you’re telling me his return to Earth and reuinion with those three wouldn’t fucking???? kill me instantly??

Speaking of how the fuck is Elvin feeling about his adoptive dad being alive again????? Or his friends being alive again?????

How tf is DWAYNE feeling about seeing Elvin again, after coming back from the dead??

the fuckin PRIDE he woulda felt seeing this kid he raised going up against the fuckin Americops, butting heads with Captain America, and then making that brash  fuckin statement about the justice system? FUCK ME

WHAT ABOUT WHEN ELVIN WAS BEAT INTO A COMA IN PRISON

HOW THE FUCK DID HE FEEL ABOUT THAT?

ACTUALLY HOW THE FUCK IS ELVIN STILL NOT A VEGETABLE I MEAN IM SUPER HAPPY ABOUT IT BUT LIKE HOW THO

and listen I know that microbe was like that New Volume New Character guy from vols 3 and 4 but like Dwayne still adopted him and tried to do right by him and take care of him and he fucking DIED in front of him while every other nw member got to come back is there gonna be NO discussion of that???

Where tf is Donyell at??? Cord?? Sprocket??? The rest of the Taylor Foundation crew/family?

What about all those temp New Warriors they’ve collected over 5 volumes??? you can’t check in on any of those before making new ones???

fuck hindsight lad tho he can rot

Justice and Firestar just.....in general

Like I would cry if they got back together but also just itd be nice to see them interact again

But also defo like real quick as mutants how do they feel about Charles Xaviers Luxury Fuck Island and Ritual Death Battle Resort?

Firestar hasn’t gotten any up front actual page time in years like how IS she? 

How do Firestar and Rich feel about things like the Me Too movement which hits way closer to home for them

Same with Justice fuck man nazi’s are half way to running America how’s he doing?

actually given the fact that a group of fascist proto-military capitalist  super villains once refereed to them as “irresponsible brats, with their socialist/liberal agenda” and the fact that the most recent nw comic (written by god king Nicieza himself) showed them fighting ICE/predator Drones/Fox News and defending protesters I’d really like to just see them tackle literally ANY modern social issue

like quick think of a Hot Button Issue right now and the New Warriors probably dealt with it in the fucking 90s

date rape? check. rape cover ups on college campus? yep. police brutality? yep. prisoners rights? yep. american intervention in foreign war? several issues

racism in america?

....ok yes but admittedly it was really weird like the writer was clearly against racism but he wasn’t super well informed and also it was just really really weird

but that means they could have a do over!

is it a Representation Thing(tm)? is that what it is??? is that why you fuck them over so much Marvel??????? I thought yall were clamoring to board the Woke train without pissing off your neck beard dude bro fans and right wing investors???

well the New Warriors are RIGHT FUCKING THERE they tick like almost every box in the representation bingo card and you wont have to get your balls in a twist worrying about investing in new IP

if you’re worried about getting that sweet sweet LGBT dollar in then sure add a new character or two or idk make one of them lgbt

Speedball has literally hit on every member of the original team Marvel stop being pussies and make ball boy bi

what the fuck was i saying

anyways New Warriors are Good and would sooner shake hands with Tony “Inter-dimensional Concentration Camp Patent” Stark then start dragging teen heroes out of their homes at the order of the state

#ppp #comics #new warriors

[vacuousauto]

📃🎥🏳‍🌈

tysm for tha ask molli!! ill talk abt kny here bc its takin over my life rn qwq

spoilers ahead 4 tha whole series!!

📃 what is the plot of your hyperfixation? and is it a movie, game, show, etc?

kny is a manga w an anime adaptation thats had 1 season so far n a movies bein made of my fav arc!! (also this plot desc may not b perfect bc i havent read it in like 4 months)

its abt a boy called tanjirou whos whole family got killed by a demon, n his sister nezuko got turned into a demon (which fun fact: in kimetsu theyre man-eatin creatures w different powers called blood demon arts!!)

hes sent by giyuu (a demon slayer!) 2 join tha demon slayer corps so hell become stronger n mayb get a little revenge. as a treat (and also mayb find a way 2 turn nezuko human?)

as he trains he learns how 2 do water breathing (a sword technique taught by him n giyuus mentor, urokodaki) n his final challenge is 2 cut a massive boulder in half w his sword

its real hard 4 him (as u can imagine) so 2 kids in fox masks named sabito n makomo come n help him, but after tanjirou cuts tha rock n tells urokodaki abt him its revealed theyre dead???

@ final selection (basically a demon slayer entrance exam where u win by surviving on a demon-infested mountain 4 seven days) he learns from a real fucked up demon that hes exclusively been targetin urokodakis students n that not even sabito could slice its neck open?? (thats how him n makomo died)

after tanjirou kills tha demon n basically puts all tha water breath students’ souls @ peace he passes tha exam!! its been 7 days n now he gets his nichirin blade (the only kinda sword that can kill a demon, tha only 2 ways they can die is thru a slice 2 tha neck from a nichirin blade n sunlight)

turns out nezuko was turned by the strongest demon of all, michael jackson muzan kibutsuji, n so he sets out 2 hunt him down n try 2 kill him

but he aint so strong @ first so he needs 2 try 2 take down tha twelve kizuki first (the 12 strongest demons besides muzan)

another reason he needs 2 kill tha kizuki is 2 gather their blood for a demon named tamayo n her assistant yushirou!! tamayo can make a cure if tanjirou can gather blood samples 4 her (the stronger tha demon tha more of muzans blood they have so hes gonna have 2 aim high)

he meets a bunch more slayers along tha way, includin zenitsu (a scaredy cat thunder breath user who basically simps 4 nezuko n becomes a badass when hes asleep) n inosuke (a rowdy beast breath user who wears a boar mask n lived in tha mountains)

after lower moon 5 gets killed by giyuu, nezuko unlocks her blood demon art (exploding blood!) n tanjirou remembers how 2 use tha hinokami kagura, him n nezuko get captured by a slayer called shinobu qwq

turns out she n giyuu are 2 of the nine hashira, the strongest of all tha demon slayers!! but theyre all havin a debate over whether they should kill tanjirou n nezuko 4 goin against corps rules n travelin w a demon

eventually oyakata-sama (tha leader of tha slayer corps) comes in n tells em its ok, urokodaki sent a letter explainin that nezukos never hurt anyone n if she does, tanjirou giyuu n urokodaki all have 2 die basically

oyakata-sama also tells em that tanjirous met kibutsuji, at which everyone goes feral at (and understandably, none of em had ever even seen him before hes that elusive)

so they get 2 live bc theyre like. tha best hope the slayers have @ findin kibutsuji

the rest of the hashira are kyoujurou (flame), muichirou (mist), mitsuri (love), obanai (serpent), gyoumei (stone), tengen (sound) n sanemi (wind)

theres also kanao (shinobus pupil, flower breathing) n genya (sanemis brother, eats demons 2 gain power n basically become a demon temporarily, also He Has A Gun)

ive gone on a lot here so ill try 2 keep it brief now but i HAVE 2 explain infinity train or ill die (slight suicide tw but no one actually does that outside of dreams)

BASICALLY the lower 6 moons have a meetin @ kibutsujis infinity castle, muzan decides 2 dismantle tha lower moons bc they keep fuckign dying

all of em get their shit wrecked except enmu, who avoided death by usin muzans “dont tell me what 2 do” rule against him n beggin 4 death basically

so he gets a metric fuckton o blood n goes off 2 kill tanjirou

turns out he keeps killin people on his train n kyos gone 2 investigate!! the main gang (the kamaboko gang as the fandom calls it) are there too bc tanjirou needs 2 investigate what hinokami kagura really is (turns out its sun breathing, the og form and ones that only folks w the same mark on his forehead can use) n if anyone knows abt the alleged “fire breathing” as they know it rn its the fire hashira!!

so they get on tha train (inosukes lovin tha experience bc hes Literally Never Seen A Train Before) n kyo basically adopts the whole group

they take some tickets n promptly fall asleep HERES WHERE ENMUS DEMON ART COMES INTO PLAY!!! DREAM MANIPULATION BABEYYY

BASICALLY he can make people fall asleep in a buncha ways (the mouths on his hands, his weird eye thingies, the tickets) n once thats happened he n his henchmen can access said dreams (he can even control em!!) n if they find tha “spiritual core” they can destroy it n essentially leave em as an empty shell thatll never wake up!! yaaaaaay /s

he fails bc tanjirou realises a way out n its by cuttin his own head off in his dream, eventually everyones awake again n tanjirou finds enmu on tha roof(?) of tha train

after a while he does manage 2 decapitate him but surprise!!! hes not dead

turns out he literally FUSED WITH THA TRAIN n is plannin on eatin everyone inside, includin kyo n the gang

but he doesnt bc Main Protags Cant Die(tm) n dies while complainin that he wants a redo (sorry enmu, ily but u cant turn back time unless ur yoshikage kira)

also sidenote enmus tha only kizuki w/o a canon backstory as far as i can remember and????? H??

ANYWHO after that whole debacle basketball akaza (UPPER moon 3) shows himself!!! FUCK

n after all that struggle against the 8th strongest demon of all time now they gotta deal w tha 4th strongest????? damn,

so yeah it goes how youd imagine, its a tough fuckin battle n its Not Fun but it turns out kyoujurou fucking dies n i genuinely didnt realise until he said “kamado my boy, lets have one final chat” bc i was so in denial n lets face it i still am now

long story short idk how im gonna manage 2 get thru the movie w/o breakin down @ the end

anyway after that horrible horrible time tanjirou goes n meets senjurou, kyos little bro, who gives him kyos sword guard thing (its shaped like a flame!!) n i havent read it in a while so i cant FULLY remember but i think this is where he learns abt sun breathing??

after that they end up goin on a mission in tha red light district w tengen, his 3 wives are there 2 serve as spies (theyre kunoichi, which i think are ninjas of some kind??) n the boys have 2 find em

they do manage 2 find em but not after runnin into upper moon 6, who are 2 twins called daki n gyuutarou

after that fight tengen has 2 retire bc he got fucked up p bad from that fight n he wants 2 make sure tha girls are ok above all

so after that arc tanjirou n nezuko go down 2 tha swordsmith village (bc the guy who usually makes his swords is fuckin tired of repairin it) n run into mitsuri!! she tells tan that theres smth in tha forest thatll make him stronger

ngl this is tha arc i remember tha least abt so this desc is prolly SO inaccurate despite havin 2 o my favs in it)

but muichirou shows himself too n hes mean 2 tanjirou >:/ (he does get nicer eventually but 2 him specifically)

a 10 y/o kid named kotetsu shows tan this 6 armed trainin robot called yoriichi type 0 (based on tha first slayer 2 use sun breathin) n tanjirou breaks it by accident qwq

but he keeps trainin thanks 2 kotetsu but tha kids a harsh fuckin trainer ill tell u that

anyway so we have a whole buncha demons 2 deal w here except most of em are 1 demon split into different parts

hantengu n gyokko, upper moons 4 n 5 respectively!! mui deals w gyokko while mitsuri genya nezuko n tanjirou deal w hantengu

in these fights mitsuri n mui get their demon slayer marks!! these are marks that they get when they surpass the limits of tha human body n they look like tha marks demons have (muis looks like clouds on his cheeks n mitsuris is 2 hearts on her collarbone)

next up is tha hashira trainin arc!! everyone gets trained by each of tha hashira 2 try n unlock their slayer marks

each have a dif trainin style that focuses on dif stuff (for example gyoumei focuses a lot on physical strength n stuff like that, obanai is more abt accuracy) n this is where giyuus backstory gets revealed bc he doesnt think hes worthy o bein a hashira :((

basically him n sabito were absolute besties!! they both trained together n sabito basically told him not 2 die ever

but it all goes wrong @ final selection- sabito manages 2 take down every demon on tha mountain but one of em, that bein the hand demon that exclusively targets water breathers (theyre easy 2 distinguish bc of their blue haoris n custom made fox masks)

he manages 2 save giyuu n everyone else from tha selection except 4 himself (this is why giyuus haori is like that- its made from his sister n sabitos haoris)

giyuu blames himself 4 both of their deaths bc he failed 2 protect em n says that he doesnt deserve 2 have passed tha selection let alone b a hashira,, but tanjirou convinces him otherwise!! ^^

then one day while giyuus trainin w sanemi disaster hits- oyakata-sama, his wife n two of their kids just died

the 2nd to last arc- the infinity castle!! thingsre gettin real n muzans revealed himself

in tha infinity castle EVERYONES there but can u really blame em theyve been workin up 2 this 4 millenia

shinobu runs into upper moon 2- douma, aka the bastard that killed her sister as well as inosukes mum

she is. justifiably pissed. n she gives it her all but he kills her :(( douma ily but also FUCK YOU.

so perfect timing!!! heres her adopted sister!! as well as inosuke!!!! revenge battle time >:0

in the end shinobus poison is what kills him- her whole body is filled w wisteria poison thats deadly 2 a demon so he basically consumed her whole body weight in poison rip

but ofc word gets out via messenger crow that shes dead n its just a real sad moment tbh :( but theres no time 4 that bc giyuu n tanjirou just ran into akaza >:((

so tanjirous pissed as hell now n w their combined efforts they take down tha basketball lookin bastard (bastardball??)

meanwhile obanai n mitsuri (n yushirou iirc?? he uses his own art 2 control her @ some point tho i cant remember when) deal w tha new upper moon 4 (nakime, whos also shiftin tha rooms around w her blood art n makin tha fight super fuckign annoyin tbh) n muichirou genya sanemi n gyoumei deal w kokushibou (upper moon 1, also tha original sun breathers twin brother so he gets moon breathin >:3)

mitsuri n obanai fake their deaths w help from yushirou n muzan falls 4 it, which comes in handy later ;3

zenitsu also deals w his former bully, upper moon 6 aka kaigaku aka dickhead supreme who if zenitsu didnt kill i would personally kill w my bare hands

so after everyones taken down all thats left is muzan >:( muzan kills tamayo real early on n everyones goin all out on him

we also learn that he has multiple brains n hearts in his body eww

also the hashira have their marks now!! but all but sanemi n giyuu get killed n giyuu loses his arm :((((

genya also gets killed noo

eventually ofc the battle is won thanks 2 everyones relief, it took for fuckin ever bc the only way muzan can die is tha sun so they had 2 kill time n keep him out in tha sun 4 a long time

also nezukos been cured!! shes a human!! n shes comin 2 help!!

but OH GOD OH FUCK MUZAN TURNED TANJIROU INTO A DEMON N GIYUUS CRYIN N INOSUKES CRYIN THRU HIS MASK N ITS GOIN SO FUCKING WRONG but he gets tha will 2 turn back bc Fuck You Muzan, The Power Of Friendship Defeats All

the 2nd to last chapter is tha happy endin, the kamaboko gang visit tanjirou n nezukos house, giyuu cuts his hair n SMILES n tha hashira have their final meetin w oyakata-samas son kiriya

i cried readin it ngl their sufferin is finally over...... it cost a lot but now theres no more demons,,,

chapter 205 is set in tha modern day! kanao n tanjirous descendants are shown, as well as zenitsu n nezukos

everyone who died/never had kids get reincarnated (for example gyoumei is now a daycare worker, kyos reincarnation toujurou is besties w one o tans descendants n giyuu (giichi) is friends w sabito again!! makomos their friend too!!

ALSO KIRIYA IS STILL ALIVE hes the oldest man in japan!! this is huge bc the ubayashiki family dont usually live past 30 bc of a curse that was put on em when they had muzan

yushirou is still alive too but thats bc hes a demon n he paints tamayo for a living qwq

it just made me cry so hard bc waaah,,, everyone gets 2 live a demon-free life now,,, anyway typin this took me like an hour im sorry mint (as well as anyone else who read this)

🎥 do you have any favorite scenes from your hyperfixation?

tha infinity train arc as a whole tbh??? its basically enmu n kyoujurous big moment and. i care them sm. i cant wait 4 tha movie qwq except 4 their deaths ofc

🏳‍🌈 do you have any headcanons (lgbt, race, neuro, etc) that are important to you?

i have a lotta headcanons really!! outta my f/os favs tho i hc:

giyuu is trans bi n autistic

kyo is gay n has adhd

muichirou is nb n pan

mitsuri is pan

douma is gay

enmu is nb pan n autistic

#long post #ask 2 tag #death tw #asks #vacuous answers #menherapiers #vacuous rambles #kny

[hjslovbot]

strangers ⇀ lovers

strangers ⤍

so like u lived in a pretty chill neighborhood

like nobody moved into there Often 

it was a small town

so when it got out that someone would be buying the house next to urs, hell broke out in the neighborhood and everyone was like O___O thru their windows

and of course u were takin a peek too when the moving van pulled in

a boy gets out and he’s tugging a suitcase into the house while the mover dudes are like unpacking for them and ur like Hello?

after he came back out he jus sat on the edge of the moving can and scrolled thru his phone like -____- idc.

but u felt like a total creep jus staring at this random dude through ur window

though ur vision was blurry as hell u could deffo see it when his head snapped up and ur eyes met

so u pulled ur curtains shut and tried not to SCREAM BCEVAUSE UR A FUCKIGN PERV.

anyway u cldnt help but wonder like if this new kid wld attend ur school or not

bc the last time someone was new to ur school, he was smothered in attention but something told u this new boy next door was Not the type to want the smothering attention.

the next day at school Was pretty boring up until ur last class

bc there was shuffling outside the door and then it swings open and

its ur principal and ur like FUCK

bc he only ever shows up when someone is in trouble and even though u did nothing wrong u were FREAKIGN OUT

anyway in walks in ur principal and.. ur new neighbor and ur like Oh 

and he sees u nd he’s like -____-

so he sits in the empty space beside u and ur like Oh no,

but he didn’t kno that spot was the Infamous Senior’s Seat

aka lee minho

minho did Not care if seungmin was new bc that was His seat nd he wanted 2 sit with U.

and minho came in (late as Usual) the next day and was like Ur in my seat?

but seungmin didn’t care

at all

anyway their lil dispute ended w minho taking the empty seat behind u

(bc NOBODY fuckign took ap biochem willingly)

and seungmin was like -3- sorry!

and minho was like Ok newbie this aint OVEr

(ik this sucks but it’ll get better ok)

so over time u learned his name is kim seungmin

nd his least favorite class he has is the one u share

he has his own car

nd he fights w his mom like All of the time

seungmin hadn’t spoken a word to you until the morning after you heard him and his mom screaming at each other and slamming doors until 3am

u did NOT appreciate it bc u were tired

so u dragged urself to ur car and tried to open it but 

seungmin was like No and stood in front of u and tilted his head down to look at u

nd the first word he SPOKE out of his FUKCING mouth?

“howdy, peeping tom, how is it seeing me in arms reach distance?”

internally ur like WWWHWHWHWWHWHW LIPSTICK?! 

but on the outside, since u were TIRED, u were like“seungmin move”

“how do u know my name”

“we have the same fourth period”

“oh ok bars.”

and then ur just STANDING there like ur late for first period and seungmin is Not moving so ur like.

*sigh* what do u want

“ok funny story but my mom took my car keys bc i drove my friend jisung to mcdonalds and i don’t want to take the bus to school because it’s full of gross and sweaty teenagers and there are germs everywhere and i’ll get squished between two girls who are handsy because APPARENTLY this school never gets new kids and the last new kid was FUCKING LEE MINHO!! who, by the way, is totally FUCKING GAY AND IF YOU THINK ANYTHING DIFFERENT THEN YOU’RE STU-”

“seungmin.”

“what.”

“do u want a ride to school?”

“well since u asked.. and u have a car.. wow ur so generous..”

best friends ⤍

it really didn’t take seungmin long to warm up to u

u had a lot in common:

you both hated everyone at school

you both hated being at home & avoided being home a lot of the time

u both were obsessed w chicken nuggets <3

so eventually u started giving him rides to school every single day

and he’d offer gas money but u were like No this is what friends r FOR.

but seungmin was getting attached to you and he did Not like it

he was jus Waiting for the day tht something went wrong nd he was alone again

yes he had other friends but...

he felt lonely unless he was by your side 

or falling asleep on the phone with you

or at least just Knowing you were there and you would be no matter what

like he could come to ur window at 4am and u would let him in no questions asked

seungmin really was your best friend- and your only friend

i mean there was changbin but he was busy w his Soundcloud Career

seungmin was always insulting u jokingly like

“does this look good”

“yeah but it’s a shame u look like That.”

“WOW”

“;)”

you guys were SO comfortable around each other that u didn’t even wear ur pants around him when he came over bc hes ur BRO and it’s fine

but the inevitable was coming nd seungmin was Never good at expressing his feelings

esp ~Romantic~ ones

so even after being friends w u for what Felt like ages nd opening up to u ab every emotion 

he never talked about anyone romantically so u figured he had no interest

but he did

it was you.

strangers ⤍

one morning when you got to school

something was off and seungmin didn’t hug you goodbye like usual

and that made ur heart go :( </3

you didn’t see him at lunch so you sat all by yourself and it was Sad

u were sad

seungmin was nowhere to be found until your last class

minho leaned on his elbows on ur desk and was like <3___<3 hey!!

and u, sad, were like *sigh* hey Lee Know

but you were looking to ur side a lot

but seungmin wasn’t looking at u

but he as listening to minho hit on u

and u laugh at his attempts

seungmin didn’t care if minho hit on the whole school

he didn’t care if minho always got what he wanted

but the One thing. 

the Only thing seungmin wanted and relied on

minho was going to take from him

and he didn’t need to watch it happen in front of his eyes

he stood up and his chair squeaked which got Everyones attention

nd he grabbed his hoodie 

nd muttered a “i’ll walk home.” before leaving.

you were :( </3

minho took the spot beside u and was like Hey ;)

but you didn’t like it

and you didn’t wanna ask seungmin what you did bc he seemed mad at u

so seungmin started taking the bus to school every day

and you only knew this bc you drive next to the bus stop on ur way to school

he never even looked in your direction

it was like your friendship never existed

there was no evidence of your friendship on his instagram either

he deleted all the photos of you and the ones of you together

yes it hurt

you on the other hand had kept all of the videos and photos of him in the folder you made for him specifically on your gallery

and you had things on your snapchat memories of him as well

and yes you watched them all of the time

yes you cried into his hoodie

you wore his hoodie around your room and to bed as well

but you wouldn’t be caught dead wearing it in public 

yet sometimes you wanted to so there was at least a chance he would talk to you and ask for it back

but you didn’t want to risk losing it

it was the only physical thing you had left of him.

if you thought he was completely cold and closed off now, you were wrong. 

the moment he got home from school after having to see you in the hallways and at lunch and in seventh period, he fell onto his bed and curled up into a ball with his fists balled up as well. 

he was spending his alone time beating himself up over screwing up the one good thing he had in his life. 

he just had to fall in love with you, didn’t he? 

he had to become addicted to the pretty noise that was your laugh 

he had to adore you no matter how you looked 

he HAD to love the way you looked in his hoodies, didn’t he? 

of course. 

even seungmin’s mom was asking where you were and why seungmin was taking the bus to school, she knew about his thing with germs but it was better than him growing a pair and telling you how he felt because that would only ruin things further.

seungmin got his car keys back eventually and started driving himself to school every day which was a relief 

but he couldn’t even turn the radio on without thinking of you and how you would obnoxiously sing along to songs on the radio and annoy him to the point where he’d turn the song down and sit there with a pout on his lips sooner than later though, he’d start singing along with you and you both looked so completely stupid 

but it’s the most fun seungmin had had in a long time. 

seungmin finally got to feel like himself around you and the minute he felt comfortable and safe, he had to fuck things up like always.

one morning before school, you left your house right as seungmin left his and you were completely fed up with how things were between you 

so when you seen him reach to pull his door open fully, you basically sprinted and shut it with your back the same way he did to you when he first talked to you. 

his face was flushed but you could see a hint of sadness in his eyes and you hated it, you wanted to hold him so tight right then and there.

“why haven’t you talked to me? it’s been months.”

your voice broke mid sentence and you didn’t realize it but your eyes were filling with tears but leave it to you to be dramatic. 

when seungmin didn’t answer you and just stood there the way he did when you tried hugging him, you sighed and shook your head, spinning on your heel and started to walk away 

but he gripped your forearm and tugged you close to him so there was no space between you and before you knew it- 

his lips were on yours. 

you didn’t realize it in the moment because he was kissing you!!!!! but he was crying too.

the moment his lips met yours, everything was starting to make sense in your mind, and you felt SO utterly stupid. 

he didn’t like minho hitting on you because HE wanted to hit on you, 

he didn’t go on dates with anybody because he was interested in the one person who was too blind to see that was madly in love with them. 

the kiss lasted longer than you expected and after you pulled away to breathe, you looked up at him with wide eyes and his eyes were looking right back into yours. 

you held eye contact until seungmin looked up at the sky before he spoke.“i love you, i’m sorry.” 

and he wanted to walk away from you but he shifted in the slightest and you held onto him tighter 

which sort of broke his heart 

but after a few more moments of silence, 

he cleared his throat and spoke again. 

“i think i’ve loved you since i seen you, and it’s okay if you don’t feel the same as me because honestly who would love an asshole like me, you know? ignoring you was the worst thing i’ve ever done and i punched jisung in the face because he didn’t knock on my do-” 

you kissed him again before he started rambling some more.

“you’re cute when you ramble.”

lovers ⤍ not long after you and seungmin had that little moment outside of his house, you were a couple and nobody asked anybody out or anything, it was sort of unspoken. dating seungmin, by the way, is the best thing in the world.

“baby?”

“hm?”

“get ur ugly face out of here i’m trying to play fifa.”

“WH-”

he’s always following u around like the puppy he is and no, he never took the hoodie back, actually he gave u two more bc u look SO CUTE in them

he kisses u ALL the time in public

especially when minho is around

and minho is PISSED BC HE WAS RLLY TRYNA GET IT IN W U

but seungmin is like SORRY !

but hes not sorry

like at all

he kisses ur knuckles and calls u his baby

His baby.

he’s the little spoon like u Always hold him

hes allowed to sleep over bc your mom likes and trusts him

his mom likes u too

and you actually plan on getting a place together after graduation which was only a month away

but the feelings were there and they weren’t going away

you were his world and he was yours

fights weren’t often but they usually consisted of him being dramatic and throwing a whole fit and then crawling into bed next to you like

“baby im sorry im the WORST BOYFR-”

“shut up seungmin”

:(

“just kiss me u idiot”

#kim seungmin #kim seungmin x reader #seungmin #seungmin x reader #seungmin au #stray kids imagine #stray kids au #stray kids #skz au #skz imagine #stray kids as your boyfriend #strangers to lovers #skz x reader #stray kids x reader #skz scenario #seungmin scenario

[fcrensis]

THEMES & PREFERENCES QUESTIONNAIRE !!

aka, things i’ve always wanted to ask people / have people ask me. please remember to repost rather than reblog!  happy munday ~ !!

what types of genres do you gravitate towards ?

in general ?? horror, for sure, in any sort of media ; though my tension in writing could use some ( a hell of a lot of ) work, writing horror characters is so much FUN. i actually came to the d:bh fandom from dead by daylight, where i wrote one of the killers, “ the wraith ”. i legitimately miss writing him because he was ?? SO FUN WOW i got to portray this horrifying, monstrous being, manipulated to kill over and over and over again and all the turmoil that came with becoming a predator. my best friend also had this cool horror storyline that i made a character for. his name was gilad, and he was a youth pastor, also indoctrinated into a nasty cult with demonic beliefs and child sacrifices and fucking hell we really need to write that some day.

what types of genres do you gravitate away from ?  

uh anything historical, usually, even fantasy history like game of thrones. it just doesn’t really interest me. saying that, fantasy just plain doesn’t interest me most of the time honestly, one of my favourite books is fantasy but nothing else of it has ever really been my thing !! i’m also USUALLY not a huge fan of anything that’s too much like real life. real life plots and au’s can be fun sometimes but not all the time ; i love a good fuckin barista thread now and again but i couldn’t write it for everything.

what types of characters do you most often play / enjoy ?   

GOSH ,, my character type changes pretty often. a couple years ago i was writing a lot of heroes ( like steve rogers and peter parker, i wrote a lot of marvel characters ) but when i dipped into the DC fandom, i picked up jason todd, who is absolutely an anti-hero. and that was sort of a stepping stone for me writing the more villainous and angry, troubled characters which is sort of still where i’m at ?? so melissa and connor are SUPER challenging for me right now and it’s a lot of fun trying to balance my need to make them fucking assholes and my common sense telling me not to do that.

what types of characters do you seldom play ?    

children, i guess. i have a couple of oc’s under the age of 18 who i have barely used, and before the dead by daylight fandom i was writing ernest vega in dream daddy, but generally i’m sort of weird about writing teenagers and children because i am ,, 20 years old, i don’t know what the fuck kids are like now. i also have never in my life written a maternal character. melissa’s sort of there, but it’s these brief mentions and references and not a defining trait.

any pairing tropes you particularly enjoy ? ( e.g. opposites attract / anguished declaration of love / etc )    

UH yeah, polar opposites ??? listen, in real life, i don’t think anybody who was totally different to me personality-wise would be a good fit, but in writing ? fuck yeah. give me the rough, moody character falling madly in love with the soft one. give me two characters who should be enemies coming to the horrifying realisation that they’re developing feelings for one another. i’m all fucking for it.

any platonic tropes you particularly enjoy ?    

found family is so important to me and i would DIE for hank & connor. i’ve had a lot of found family plots with friends and i am so emotional about every single one of them, be it a sibling relationship or parental.

any antagonistic tropes you particularly enjoy ?    

listen . . . i don’t know what an antagonistic trope is so i’m going to guess and you’re gonna all pretend i’m totally right.

i guess i’m pretty into characters being manipulated and finding out they’re being manipulated, trying to come to terms with that and address what’s happening and what they’ve done and being angry at the injustice.

what are your preferred thread types ? ( novela / para / banter / etc ? )    

oh man, it really depends on my muse. i struggle to write things that are super short, so i do like at least one good sized paragraph, but i prefer to have different lengths of threads !! like, sometimes, i really want to write something long, something more around the 700-1000 word length, but i don’t want that for EVERY thread. shorter things are amazing. they’re a good respite when i don’t feel like dedicating that much energy to something. 300 words is around my usual minimum but i can go shorter !! <3

what are your favorite types of interactions ? ( fluff / angst / smut / etc ? )   

i love both fluff AND angst. what i want at the time really depends on how i’m feeling, though !! like a few days ago i was super into angst and right now i just don’t really have the muse so my angst threads are on temp hold ( except for this one i’ve owed for a week lmao ) while i focus on less violent stuff. i love my characters loving and being loved, but at the same time sometimes i just want them to suffer in some sort of way.

i don’t like smut, though. i can’t write it. i honestly don’t know why, i’ve always been really awkward about it and i feel like, you know, you can’t moderate who reads it if you post it publicly and if i DID write smut, i wouldn’t want underage people getting at it.

what’s on your wishlist ?  what sorts of threads / plots / relationships are you craving right now ?    

me : give a serious answer me to me : literally anything w gavin give me BIG BRO GABIN

i don’t have anything super specific in mind except i ,, did a few days ago want to do an angst thread with connor where something happens ( i.e. hank dies ) and he just decides that he’s done, pulls out his thirium pump and unfortunately has it put back in before shutdown. so i would be open to discussing that w somebody for in a couple days when i inevitably wanna do angst again.

for melissa i !! really just want her to open up to somebody. tell them what happened to her and why she can’t let androids in her space. i also really want an android to TRY to get in her space. befriend her, androids. please.

i also wanna write the fuckin wraith again so if anybody wants to interact w an unwilling executioner trying to hold onto the last of his humanity hit me the fuck up

tagged by . . . @isolationtender a BABE an ANGEL melissa’s fuckign gorlfriend

tagging . . . okay none of you actually have to do this totally feel free to ignore but @detidgaf @lostxdetective @hcpesalive @ethereal-myth  ( hi guys it’s deviiancies )

#c . no higher power ( ooc )

[lesbianskylor]

*slides you five bucks* holly,,,,holly,,,pls give me greenlove headcanons,,,,the world Must Know

greenlove hcs

so . greenlove is this super poly ship a lot of my friends and i came up with. we basically all made an oc and plopped them into a poly ship with lloyd uwu

so, ill explain the ocs to you first!

micah (owner - tumblr: witchlightsands ao3: whichlights) he/him bi flower boy. he a flower boy baby!!!! hes a flirty mess of a bi and is constantly supportive of lloyd. also he loves puns. bastard nerd

rhian (owner - tumblr: cynicalmiles ao3 - cynicalmiles) nb she/her ace pan. she has the elemental power of magic! she also has two dads (nyx and max) and a bro named jayden (owner - tumblr: lightning-jay23 ao3: lightning_jay23). good at makeup. the shortest lol. she’s in the exact middle of the bastard/nerd/dumbass/valid scale

myan (owner - tumblr: qibliwinter/lesbianskylor (HEHEHEHE ME) ao3: hollyus) he/they pan. depending on the au, he’s a vet student or a volunteer or owner of a shelter! he has a dog named scritch and he’s pretty much, besides micah, the most normal one of the greenlove gang. valid nerd

bo (owner - ao3: Nagasha) she/her grayace demiro. she’s a coolass serpentine (hypnobrai)!! she grew up in a group of serpentine girls and she met lloyd at a p young age. probably the most down to earth one of the group. at the very top of valid nerd

ver (owner - tumblr: terezi-kin) he/they demiboy polysexual aro. ABSOLUTE meme trash. ASKJNDLSDFDK jokes are like, his defining personality trait at this point honestly. tall bitch but not the tallest. chaotic good dumbass bastard

celestien (owner - tumblr: iwillheckingfightyou/anywaylloydgarmadonistrans ao3: i_will_fight_you) nb they/them and arospec multisexual. tol long haired redhead, punches transphobes. they have two moms

also: here are more specific ship names

micah/lloyd - brightshipping

rhian/lloyd - emeraldshipping

rhian/micah/lloyd - sparkleshipping

myan/micah - m&mshipping

thats,, kind of all we have so far rip

OKAY - now we get into the actual hcs (which im SORRY miles youve probably heard them all in the discord nsdjkfldk)

rhian and myan are the shortest of the group, celestien and ver are the tallest

SO, rhian and myan totally ride on their shoulders and have a nerf gun fight

(in the circumstance his family is an owner of a shelter) myan and micah totally meet before meeting the others because myan has a shelter that’s like across the street from micah’s flower shop

at some point micah adopts a cat named skittles from the shelter and he cries when he first sees her bc shes so cute.

she’s around 2 years old and she’s a brown tabby with a white muzzle, paws, tip of tail, chest and stomach

she’s affectionate af

lloyd used to be single as fuck before greenlove and everybody made fun of him, so when he gets SIX WHOLE DATEMATES he laughs in their face

after the whole harumi fiasco the ninja DEFINITELY keep their eye on his datemates.

kai, to all of them: hey? hey! you hurt lloyd i hurt you

nya: (pulls out her samurai x dual swords) ill let you figure it out!

cole: ok yall seem chill but if you ever treat lloyd badly…youll regret the day you were born. anyways who likes video games here

jay: you better watch out…you better watch out…yOU BETTER WATCH OUT… YOU BETTER WATCH

zane: (gives off sense of intense protecting of lloyd)

anyways, it is eventually proven that the greenlove squad are all also extremely protective of lloyd (esp after all the shit he went through) and would never hurt him intentionally so all the ninja become cool with them

greenlove is the lloyd protection squad.

all of the greenlove squad minus lloyd: i am the lloyd guardian. guardian of the lloyd

the ninja: morro quivers before them!

greenlove gang minus greenie to morro: FUCK OFF

ver constantly tortures micah with memes and jokes

though,,, they do bond over puns

ver: you wanna go?

lloyd: yea

ver: on a date with me?

ver: OH YOU DO

ver: OHHHH

lloyd: YOU ACT LIKE I FELL FOR A CUNNING PRANK IM YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU EGG

lloyd: turtles turn up

myan: hell yeah go turtles

lloyd: dead on beaches

myan: oh dear god

greenlove: (just doing shit)

ver: wait

ver: so bo’s a snake person yeah

bo: …well, the term is serpentine, but..yeah??

micah: yea- oh god ver no

ver: we’re all scalies

bo: oh, um? i dont quite get what you mean, but his name is skales! not sure how he would react to you calling him, uh, skalie?

lloyd: (wheeze)

myan has, lots of grandchildren and children

(hint: they’re all animals)

myan, when a cat gives birth: hey guys look! its our 34th grandchild :)

rhian’s basically besties with nya

whenever she goes out on a date with lloyd, nya does her makeup, and kai does lloyd’s makeup (since nya and kai are makeup masters obvs)

any love song that’s sweet and nice: plays

all of the greenlove members simultaneously: HOLY SHIT ITS OUR SONG-

celestien: happy one year babe!

ver: 

ver: im 18

celestien is ur friendly neighborhood anarchist :)

they have a discord with the ninja & co (aka adding on skylor and pixal) named “0 days since our last nonsense”

ver: @everybody

kai: i will kick your ass if you tag everybody again

ver: @here

kai: bitch

ver: (feigning innocence) but you didn’t say dont tag here :) :)

kai: fucker

nobody ever. ever. EVER gives ver mod/admin permissions. it happened once and theyll never make the same mistake again

my hc shortest from tallest is rhian, myan, bo, lloyd, micah, ver, celestien

celestien when they’re around tiny animals: (tearing up) you are so small? i could crush you? you’re just? so tiny?

micah dramatically during christmas: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS , IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU

bo: micah i know you’ve been telling us this again and again for the like past 6 hours?

ver: you know what’s my music taste? youtube channel historyteachers.

ver, yelling at the top of their lungs: this plague is bubonic! B-U-B-O-N-I-C

ver: im factkin with the lady thats always singing in those videos

he listens to it so much that all his s/os can recite renaissance man to you on instant if you asked them to

myan: love is dead. you leave me as i lay here sick and festering. you have betrayed me

lloyd: woah whats up?

myan: my dog stole my fuckign popcorn

their older siblings/parents trade embarrassing stories about them and its just terrible for them but really amusing for their older siblings/parents

kai (lloyd), nyx, max (rhians dads), the reols parents (micah), myans parents, vers parents, the snake girl gang (bo), and celestiens moms: (cackling evilly)

bo: so, i was doing this and my friend-

micah: wait

bo: what

micah: oh my god myan and rhian rhyme,

rhian (before they started dating): writes her name on something

myan: holy SHIT THATS HOW YOU SPELL IT?

celestien nickname cel and rhian nickname rhi cause its cute

thATS MY HCS FOR GREENLOVE WHICH I LOVE!!!!!!!! sorry for taking for fucking ever

also if yall want to request hcs then Sure but from now on with hcs being put onto my inbox ill take them as suggestions- meaning, ill delete them if i dont feel like doing them (if you ask off anon ill post privately that i dont want to do it, if on anon ill just delete it lol)

#lloyd garmadon #lloyd ninjago #ninjago oc #oc x canon #ninjago #ninjago headcanons #cynicalmiles #ask

[wogglecarrot]

Ok so I’m gonna talk abt this weird nightmare I had a few weeks ago. (Also slight CW if you don’t like the topic of dead bodies and supernatural stuff lol)

So basically had this bizarre nightmare where I was stuck in this kinda

✨Rustic✨

Hotel, ngl it was kinda aesthetic but besides the point. The situation I was in was kinda like danganronpa but a bit altered (if you haven’t played/watched danganronpa: it’s a video game based on high schoolers trapped in a school totally shut off, especially for extremely talented people and they have to kill someone and get away with it to be set free) except it’s either kill someone or get past this like guard and his dog which were guarding this lil cute aesthetic elevator.

I can’t remember the exact details since it’s been like one or two weeks (but then again I also have a horrible sense of time so I’m not sure) but I remember I tried to escape through the elevator while the guards were off duty but I was caught but then I bribed them with this sacred book idk. Also to note: I brought this child (possibly at least 5yrs old) with me. I have no idea who she was bc she looked nothing like any children I know. But all I know was this girl was important to dream me and we held hands for the entire dream.

After I got into the elevator, it kinda like didn’t even go up or down??? It just kinda moved I can’t explain it. It felt like it went everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Then when I exited the elevator I enter this pitch black, not really a room but more of another dimension of sorts. It was endless, and the ground was also covered in shallow water (maybe this is important to note: I’ve always pictured my cognitive state as a pitch black void with shallow water, sorta edgy™️) as I walked with this girl, who was really fuckign quiet??? We kept walking and as we were walking we kept encountering corpses and shit and the further we went, the more there were. I think I might have poked one or something but this part is a bit hard to remember bc it made me very on edge and anxious.

Also I just remembered something, I think I was injured too and some point I started carrying the small girl bc she couldn’t walk bc of her injuries. I’m not sure how we got hurt tho

We also met this woman, but the interaction was brief, don’t think we even talked she was just there and I woke up. At midnight too bro.

Also the following weeks since that dream have been fucking horrendous 😐 so if y’all have something to say abt pls voice ur opinions I’ve been thinking abt this so much

(I might add more if I remember more details) I can even try draw the elevator and the room I was in before I left if I can remember it well enough but the image of it still resonates. I literally can’t remember anything before I left which is sad bc I’m pretty sure I had rules and stuff set out in the dream and explained it but it’s so foggy :,))

[themanicgalaxy]

SPN 4X7 It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

wow working off of....a very fun...adrenaline crash

I’m so tired, panicking is a bad vibe 

let’s do this, I hear Sam meets Cas in this episode

wow look at this nice and lovely family, can’t wait to see how they FUCKING DIE

why is the candy shot like this, what happens to the candy

WHY IS THE RAZOR LODGED IN HIS THROAT

WHY IS IT BLEEDING

WHAT THE FUCK

HE’S COUGHING UP RAZORS WHAT THE

just my luck it’s a scary one and on the big screen

the *holds up spell bag and then hides it once Sam sees and starts questioning* was smooth, I like when they do the teamwork thing

Dean why are you eating candy, there are razors in the halloween

oh lovely that’s a Cursed Hex Bag

“he made vanilla look spicy” is a funny line

These people look so young 

OH GOD NO DON’T BOB FOR APPLES

STUPID FRAMING DEVICE

ah I see love triangle or something

oh mY GOD SHE’S STUCK

IT’S BOILING THIS IS HORRIFIC

they’re high schoolers ah 

because the hail bait comment wheeee

Sam does the hold up this time!

AGENT SEGER

Samhain! Halloween origin! that’s kinda neat

600 years! “and the next cycle is” “Tomorrow” “naturally”

so it raises All the Supernatural that’s fun

DEAN STOP EATING CANDY WHY

aH THE TEENAGER!

Of course her name is Tracy

never heard of Luke Wallace my ass

“if you could pick any costume to come back in, wouldn’t you pick a hot cheerleader? I would”

DEAN WHAT THE F U C K DOES THAT MEAN THAT’S DEFINITELY NOT HOW OBJECTIFICATION WORKS

ooo flashbacks to hell in the mask!

Sam asks if it brings back memories of being a teenager, Dean interprets Hell

...what...brings back memories?? DEAN?

huh the Occult Drawings that’s interesting

“emancipated teen” DID NO ONE FUCKING CHECK THAT

“Trick or treat” “This is a motel”

Dean just wants to eat candy

Dean stop antagonizing the kid

CAS CAS CAS!

SAM IS SO STARSTRUCK THAT’S SO CUTE

Castiel what the actual fuck you’re adorable but fucking terrible at communication 

“we’re working on it” “that’s unfortunate” KILLED ME

That was a Significant Look of Uriel 

of course it’s a seal

“purified a city” aka kill 1000 people wheee

“you’re bigger picture kind of guys” oooo interesting

“have faith” 

OOO CAS BLINDLY FOLLOWS ORDERS

heh puts it in context of his daddy issues but Dean’s been growing past that

Uses his own life as a bargaining chip AGAIN DEAN

Although to be fair, that works

Castiel takes! chance! on DEAN!!!

Angels are assholes, time to figure ir out

“they are righteous that’s the problem”

“there’s nothing more dangerous than some asshole who thinks he’s on a mission from God” OHHHH COME ON THAT’S SO LOADED YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE THAT THERE

“This is what I’ve been praying to” OH M Y G O D I HAVE THING ABOUT THE FAITH AND SIBLINGS AND AHHHH

“bad apples” SERIOUSLY THIS LOADED ASS CONVERSATION

DEAN WANTS HIS BROTHER TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING STILL O W 

Sam figures out where to go based on the burning of the bone wow!

Sam being smart Sam being smart!!!

“you shouldn’t call them that” Castiel #1 human stan

Why stand and then sit, why stand and then-

disobey orders oho

ah so Tracy’s the sacrifice, and Don’s the Evil One and used her as a scapegoat? ?

of course the perving on the teenager why wouldn’t we god fuckign dammit kripke

...that’s her brother? what the fuck?

ok the eye glitter/lighting was neat

no ok but Magic Witch Lady is kinda a fun character too bad she’s gonna die

Sam do ur magic

Dunks them in blood? Sam what are you doing?

kills her? I feel like kills her?

bro that’s your brother’s body technically

yep

...whore...

Still kinda funny tho

heh they play dead

OH THE MASKS! THE MASKS CALLBACK!

SMART SAM SMART SAM SMART S A M 

“you gave it a shot” god i love that, I love when Sam just tries Wack Shit 

“BeCauSe thE aNgEl SaiD so”

Angst Teen Sam

bUT DEANNN Why can’t I use my POWERSSSS

just gonna kill the teenagers and trap them with the corpses

oh sweet jesus

oooo CLASSIC horror iconography

IT JUST DOESN’T FUCKING WORK ON SAM OH HELL YEAH

And then they graduate to fistfight but still

Dean’s just going on the Murder Train

GOOD YES DO IT SAM!

FCUK EM UP BABE HEAVEN’S A PIECE OF SHIT ANYWAY

OOO THE ANTICHRIST IMAGERY, THE HORROR IMAGERY, THAT’s SO COOL

AND THE STAND IN FRONT OF STAINED CLASS AND DEAN IN FRONT OF LIGHTS WITH LIKE THE “OH SHIT AM I GONNA HAVE TO KILL MY BROTHER”

November 2nd is the day AZAZEL killed Jess and Mary, making the day before, day after, day of, two days before thing Neat

“you were told” THAT’S NOT COMPELLING H E A V E N 

~wing flap~

“ask Dean what he remembers of hell” oof

CASCASCAS CAS AND DEAN CAS AND DEAN CAS AND DEAN

ordered to follow Sam and Dean?? what?

the ripped jeans by the way, good

“I don’t know what’s gonna happen tomorrow” he never knows, that’s why-

THE KIDS! THE K I D S 

the angel that loves humanity ~too much, the way God told them to 

Aziraphale and Cas should hang

“I’m not a hammer” “daddy’s blunt little instrument” DAOFIHADSPIASFSIP

RIGHT AND WRONG RIGHT AND WRONG RIGHT AND WRONG

DID THEY PASS? WE DON’T KNOW AHAHHH

MEANINGFUL STARES

and then just the Disappear is so good

ok uh first

1. Sam praying. I don’t really know why this one got me, but the fact that Sam believes in a higher power, or tried to believe with his entire soul, and Dean desperately tries to get his brother to believe in something(unbroken? tries to make sure he’s ok because Dean never will be? Something like that?) feels important? Or maybe it’s that for Dean, Dad’s Orders and Consequence hit as the Ultimate Punishment, whereas Sam got to relax about it a bit

Look am I directly finding parallels to my own experience now? yes of course, it’s my unparalleled media experience and I can project if I want to. I’m WAY more scared of my parents/dad and what they do than I am of any higher power(crying while driving home as Vibe Music that I generally enjoy vs the Season 3 finale scene wheeee), whereas my sister actually tried to give religion a fair shot and used to pray. It’s not a direct parallel, but it’s been a bad day, I wanna put that in there somewhere

(also if it genuinely wasn’t my fault and I just assumed that I would never be able to explain my way out of anything so I shouldn’t try, leading me wishing to never be perceived so I don’t get punished for things that weren’t my fault. If true then Pain)

*insert Paws Meme*

2. Smart Sam. I liked Sam being smart, doing shit for the case in interesting ways, and I really like his powers plot line! Like you’re right dude! Heaven has no compelling reasoning other than “because I told you so” and it’s way more practical to just do it! His mom and girlfriend are already dead there’s nothing else to be done now! Like! Sam’s Antichrist arc is actually interesting! And I like him getting to be a character! The mask Idea was SO NEAT!!

3. bad apples+mission from God. I. Ok. Listen. This is just that one loaded conversation with “bad apple”(I’d like to point out that at some point it shows Cas as the Only Good One, right? dismantle the institution type thing, right? Is that what they were going for?) and also that “people who believe they have a mission from God do bad thing” LIKE SO CLOSE ! To SO MANY! lOADED THINGS! A G H

Look I’m too tired to type out all my thoughts to this, but I think you get the point that this is shit I wish they’d explored more

4. I entirely forgot that whole thing where they tried to show Dean objectifying teen girls and accidentally made Dean sound like he wanted to be a girl. Like even if that’s simply sexuality, or both gender and sexuality...like that’s. how did you do this. How did you accidentally make him like this.

5. Cas/Cas+Dean. Ok first off, having him desperately try to save humanity(reminds me of aziraphale) is so interesting! like It feels like Dean(who's working on not taking orders blindly anymore following that demon deal) doesn’t like seeing Castiel and Heaven because it reminds him of that part of himself he’s worthing through! and that one scene where Cas said “I’m not a hammer”(Directly parallel to “Daddy’s blunt little instrument”) is like. Dean started that journey in Cas. Getting him to question things. 

that whole thing about “I know this was a test, but we don’t know if you failed it or not” because I don’t know what God would want because God’s the ever present father figure for Cas, and Dean’s lack of faith in God, and Cas’s lack of faith in God and

ok they have an INCREDIBLY compelling story currently, and I am kinda excited to see where they go with it.

yknow before the queer bait REALLY sets in

6. I was ready to write this episode off with the horror but the iconography at the end with the seal/witch/Sam and Dean scene was rEAlly fucking cool and I loved it.

7. the beginning of the stares

#pawswatchesspn #Very Big Brain in this episode #but still incredibly compelling #to me #again circumstance circumstance #yada yada yada #I just like the Cas episode building the dynamic leave me alone #4x7 It's The Great Pumpkin Sam Winchester

[galrakythel]

voltron s5 liveblogging

episode 1:

don’t touch the sides says fake shiro

is this a time gap???

how you forming voltron in a confined space? really? seriously

holy shit they’re keeping lotor on the ship

listen lotor’s plan seems sounds tho

allura you right. lotor is probably being duplicitous. i love him but

omg what altean fala? or?????

HOLY SHIT HOLT!!!!!

yo matt and pidge are so headstrong but reckless sometimes

don’t you need galra dna to get into a galra prison unlessssss lotor knows it will be unguarded

oh goddddddd matt don’t just stand there show us what you see

what the hell did matt see???

OH SHITTTTT Acxa why????

episode 2:

ok but how does zarkon know that they have lotor unless

someone is fucking feeding zarkon information too

et tu shiro?

lance wreck him

shiro slowly losing it

yo was she pregnant when she died?!?!?!

yo baby that’s your son please protect him baby please

this is so stressful

haggar baby haggar kuron stage four what

the family drama is real

yo lotor took the black bayard and is giving no fucks with his old man

haggar needs to come collect her husband and son bc they out here just airing out dirty laundry 

this precious family is together omg

did lotor just severely disable his father

episode 3:

where the fuck is keith

okay but pidge’s mom is still on earth

where the hell is zarkon? he’s fucking dead?

SHIRO YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE

DON’T DO IT

Lotor you gotta see through Shiro’s bullshit

yo haggar is just seeing through this shit 

where is keith? is he just gonna be in one episode in this season or

but seriously how is zarkon just dead. he’s lived through so much tho

with an iron fist? sendak?

allura/lance 4 lyfe

i’m so happy for pidge jfc

how is holt gonna show up on planet earth after being missing for so long

and GG isn’t gonna ask any questions

*sings* where is keith

shiro was struggling he’s trying to tell lance that there’s something wrong

literally lance is so fucking observant and strategic i love him and he knows what’s good

i fucking love lance so fucking much

lance you know. you fuckign know what’s good

WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY? SENDAK BACK MY MAN!

episode 4:

OOOOOO!!!! FEMALE BLADES!

yo they really trying to figure out who is gonna be the next emperor

i can’t believe my theory was fucking correct

SEN-MOTHERFUCKING-DAK

my man is growing a beard

i live for this galra culture shit yo

yooooo that’s how your mother and i met

what the hell is going on here. shiro wtf. 

haggar what the hell is going on

lotor what the hell is going on

shiro what the hell is going on

keith that’s not your shiro

keith what the hell are you doing

keith keith 

whoa whoa sendak youre gonna keep him as your slave whatttt

acxa were you saving your bro or what

can someone get my sons, lotor and keith, out of that hellhole

lotor moving like he simba wtf

after all that fighting, lotor still come out on top

episode 5

please tell me i get some fucking keith content

lance my child

give me keith’s mom

it’s his mom, how much more obvious can you get

please kolivan, let him save his mom. let my son have this

lotor is playing this

yooooo haggar got her son on the throne for some particular reason

lesbian galra girlfriends shouldn’t fight each other

yo i think kolivan knows its his mom, why else would he say don’t let your judgement be clouded

are we really doing this right now. allura don’t be seduced baby girl

he’s hot but he’s a bad boy and he’s using you to get his shit done

because haggar is honerva you dumbasses

is that your mom!!!!!! she’s gonna die and in the last moments she’ll say that i’m your mom and then i’ll cry

lotor knows haggar is his mom but he’s in fucking denial

alskjdalskjdlasjdlaskd jfc ITS HIS MOMMMMMMMMMMMM

how did you not realize that that was your fucking mom boiiiii

episode 6:

lotor’s loyalty is meh rn

he doesn’t care about the empire, hunk, that’s why

can i see more of keith’s mama and shiro’s corruption instead of this mystical nonsense that lotor is trying to do

LISTEN TO CORAN AND LANCE HOLY FUCK PLEASE

are we really doing this

i wouldn’t doubt at this point if lotor and haggar are working together

LISTEN TO CORAN AND LANCE HOLY FUCK PLEASE

honestly i’m kinda resentful that keith hasn’t been in the main story for the past two seasons, like i get he’s taken a step back, but what the hell is going on rn

zarkon’s dead, they really added the white lion in, and just wtaf

I just want to hold Lance 

acxa gotta deal with so much bullshit

is the white lion gonna find one of them unworthy

i wonder who

i fucking knew it. of course he would fail. too much of his dad in him tbh

love the boy but he’s just not receptive 

haggar you’re def not getting the power of that white lion

that’s it? so we gotta wait for june????

#voltron liveblogging #voltron spoilers #*mine #s5