I was captivated by his greasy hair and overly violent found family.
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i just had a realization that all of my sapphic ships that i’ve hyperfixated on are all like
depressed x insane
i wonder what this says about me
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Look at me, not writing 1k+ words for once. I’m not even gonna put a read more that’s how short this is. (Edit: Tumblr has apparently deemed my 500 word post is too long, so I’m deciding to set my own fate and put the read more wherever I want out of spite.) New era, folks. Anyways, here’s this.
On Glasses
707 doesn’t need his glasses urgently. He’s nearsighted, but not debilitatingly so; if he had to take a driver’s visual test he would absolutely fail and his glasses are an old prescription that barely work anymore but it’s fine because really, how important is long distance sight, anyway? He doesn’t own contacts except for the ones that change your eye color; he has 2 pairs of lenses and just makes and installs his own frames because if his eyes are worse than they were when he was a kid that’s his eyes’ problem, not his. Who needs seeing, anyways? That’s dumb. It also helps when it comes to disguises; why spend a ton of money on contacts with different eye colors when you can spend slightly less on ones that don’t help you see? It’s basically a steal.
There is another reason he appreciates his inability to see things: mirrors. He’s not a big fan of them. They make reflections and reflections are usually uncomfortable to deal with for two reasons. First of all, seeing as he works at a computer all day and barely leaves the house, he has eye bags almost as heavy as his emotional baggage. He tries to generally keep himself decently groomed— he had enough of not having access to stuff like basic hygiene when he was just starting out and when he was a kid— but he had other things to do besides sleep, and the concealer has to come off at some point. The sight is uncomfortable; seeing how the years have visibly aged you is hardly a pleasant experience.
The second reason, the bigger reason, is that he is painfully aware that he looks identical to his brother. That’s the only reason his mother got him his glasses, so that he could get told apart from him. It’s not so much that he dislikes the idea of looking like someone he loves so dearly, but it’s odd, seeing how old he’s gotten. It’s a reminder, his reflection, of a lot of things, and most of them he would rather not think about. So, generally, he’s okay with being blind; if he has his glasses on, he is definitively him, and if they’re off, he can’t see well enough to really tell either way. Win win. It’s one of the big reasons he’s not big on selfies, because on a phone you can zoom in and bring it closer to your face so you can see. It goes against the main goal of only being partially there at all times.
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hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.
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Sometimes wild attraction shit happens when you learn to separate masc/fem from man/woman. I’ve known queer women find the femininity in a man attractive. I’ve known gay men get so hot and bothered by the masculinity of a woman.
There was once a guy who was not really my type but then he did drag and was suddenly wildly attractive to me. And since I’m bisexual it doesn’t give me a crisis when someone is suddenly hot to me in an unconventional way. I used to think this was particularly a bi experience.
Then I’ve met plenty of gay men and lesbians who are also chill about that sort of thing. Sometimes life is like that “oops made out with a twink in Brighton who turned out to be a lesbian who thought I was a lesbian” and sometimes it’s like “hey, I’m not normally into men but this guy has got something hot going on.”
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