#they are both so dumb

[zuppizup]

let’s be real Callum, would listen to oldschool lovey-dovey songs and quote them to Rayla constantly 

Well, canon has established Callum likes to read love poems in the bath and is a fan of the finer things in life (fair, he’s a prince after all). Would Rayla run him a hot, bubble bath complete with candles and tasty treats after a long day of boring council meetings?

Absolutely.

Would she stick around to hear what ever sappy thing he’s into that day? Sure, but, you know, just to keep him happy, okay?

#anon asks #thanks for the ask #they are both so dumb #the dragon prince #tdp #rayllum #rayla #callum

[goayda]

Not My Place to Say - Part 2

Second part of a Stizzy fic. First part can be found here I think:

(As usual, set some time after 2x07, Ed is happy being a fisherman somewhere and there was no Zheng fight and no Prince Ricky attack. As usual too, no warnings needed.)

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When Izzy got to the Revenge he found most of the crew still sleeping on deck, curled up together as usual. The surprising part was finding Bonnet already awake at the helm. He was looking at the horizon, but still Izzy could notice the tense stance and the frown on his face.

“Captain,” Izzy greeted him and only then Bonnet turned slowly to look at him, as if he hadn’t heard his footsteps as Izzy had boarded the ship.

“What? Oh, Izzy, you’re back,” Bonnet said with an affected disinterest.

“Everything all right, Captain?” Izzy asked, confused by the man’s attitude.

“Yes, of course,” Bonnet replied nonchalantly. “I was simply waiting for the men to take over the morning watch, nothing else, so Mr… Boodhari, it is your watch, isn’t it?” he asked to the pile of sleeping crewmates.

“Yes, yes, I’m up…” Oluwande slurred as he was kicked unceremoniously by Jim.

He sleepily stood up and headed towards the helm as Bonnet walked down to his cabin with a frown on his face and his lips closed in a tight, unhappy grimace.

The moment Bonnet closed the door behind him, the crew let out a chorus of groans.

“Finally,” Jim grumbled.

“Now the Captain can stop sulking and let us sleep,” Wee John agreed as he turned around to find a more comfortable position.

“What happened to the Captain?” Izzy asked bewildered.

“He was upset and kept pacing the deck for hours,” Frenchie replied sleepily. “There’s no way to sleep like that…”

“I thought we agreed he was jealous, not upset,” Archie objected from under a blanket.

“He was upset because he was jealous, you know, of-,” Fang tried to explain.

“Guys! We talked about this, let them figure things out themselves,” Lucius cut them immediately.

“Enough!” Jim growled. “It’s taking them ages, Lucius! You either tell him and they let us sleep or I’ll start stabbing people!”

“All right, all right, jesus,” Lucius said as he disentangled himself from a surprisingly still snoring Pete.

The young man wrapped himself up in a blanket and walked slowly towards Izzy with a big smile.

“Heeey, Izzy,” he started with an unnervingly soft tone. “Why don’t we go to the galley and grab something for breakfast?”

Izzy felt the urge to punch him just on principle because of the condescending tone, but he had the feeling the young man could explain what the hell was going on so he restrained himself and followed him quietly.

A bleary-eyes Roach was just finishing making some tea for Bonnet and he put the kettle and some pastries on a tray for them.

“We’ll bring this to the Captain, thank you, Roach,” Lucius said as Izzy took the tray and Roach barely grunted a thank you before disappearing under the table, already half asleep.

They walked slowly towards the captain cabin and Lucius started talking right away.

“Ahem, well, I’ve always thought people should have time to think about their feelings and that way get a more deep understanding-“

“For fuck’s sake, Spriggs, to the point!” Izzy growled. “What’s up with Bonnet?”

Lucius sighed dramatically and tried again.

“The Captain got upset when he saw you leaving with the hot blonde guy…” Lucius paused as if waiting for Izzy to have an epiphany, but when Izzy only stared at him blankly, he rolled his eyes and added “He was jealous, Izzy. Jealous, all right?”

“Was Bonnet interested in him?” Izzy asked hesitantly, still refusing to acknowledge the other obvious possibility.

“Oh, jesus fuckin-“ Lucius cursed loudly. “The Captain has been up the whole night waiting for you to come back! What do you think?”

Izzy tried to come up with something to say, but they had already reached the door to the captain’s cabin and Lucius turned around to leave.

“Before you go in, though, I have to ask you something,” the young man added. “Why did you pick that guy? Did he remind you of someone, by any chance?”

“Don’t be absurd, Spriggs,” Izzy replied too quickly. “He was just… a guy.”

“Are you sure about that?” Lucius said looking seriously at him. “You’re not stupid, Izzy. Just… think about it, ok?”

Then Lucius winked at him and walked away and Izzy found himself taking a deep breath before knocking on the door. After a few moments, Bonnet himself opened it and he stared at Izzy with a surprised expression on his face.

Izzy looked at him and noticed his silken shirt, his colorful jacket and the blonde hair framing the, yes, the stupidly handsome face and he finally had an epiphany.

“Oh, fuck,” Izzy muttered to himself.

(more to come soon)

#izzy hands #stede bonnet #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd #stizzy #gentlehands #fanfic #they are both so dumb #but I love them your honor #and they love each other very much #they just can't see it yet #(they will get there eventually) #ofmd fic

[bffjuno]

didn’t think jodie could of been more pathetic bro was extra pathetic this episode

#him and glenn fighting while having no legs like #they are both so dumb #i can’t with those two #jodie foster #dndads #dungeons #dungeons and daddies

[noxcheshire]

I just think

It’d be really neat if Danny looked more like Martha Wayne than Thomas Wayne.

LIKE

I love the Danny Fenton looks like Thomas Wayne or Danny Fenton is Thomas Wayne reincarnated — but the BEAUTY of Martha??

Of Alfred interacting for under five minutes with Danny, dabbing his eyes and going, “That is indeed Martha,” I WANT IT. I want Martha who was spunky and sassy and wanted to do good for her town the same way Danny wants to do good for Amity Park.

I want Martha who loved to take Bruce and the family out to star gaze because her baby had never seen the stars before, and the way his eyes light up like a mini galaxy takes her breathe away the same way that Danny feels when he turns his head up to the sky yearning for something he knew loved but doesn’t know what.

I want Martha who would literally find trouble in a paper bag because she can’t help her curiosity the same way Danny can’t help tripping over his own ghostly tail and making a mess of things before he figures things out.

I want Martha who would fight men who thought they held power, going absolutely feral from stress the same way Danny does when he’s tired of not being able to do his homework or pick up a vacuum against the wall to clean because ghosts.

I want Martha who loved the pearl necklace that Bruce had picked out for her birthday, and Danny reaches towards his neck and startles when his fingers only touch skin when he is certain there was something supposed to be there. I want Danny whose eyes linger on whites and pearls when he passes by open window stores in the mall, fingers itching to flick a nail against the smooth surfaces.

I want Martha who died bleeding underneath the hand of a gun, hoping to everything above that her boy would be safe, and Danny whose body burns at merely looking at the makeshift guns his parents create in the lab, his heart pounding desperately with a yearning to save there was someone she wanted to save the ghosts.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #I just think Danny being Martha is a deserved little treat #also #mom! Danny #let Martha Wayne be feral #she became the joker in a different universe when Bruce died and Danny became Dan when all his loved ones died like??? #CONNECTION #let them both be so brilliant and yet so dumb #two wet cats that will primly lick at their fur before setting their tail on fire on a candle #by accident #Danny being a mom to Bruce on instinct is also precious to me #Bruce being torn because: that’s a kid but that is also my mom #on the other hand Danny could have also reincarnated into Martha instead of Martha into Danny #whatever works honestly #so long as Danny gets to mother hen Bruce and smother him in love #and also have both Alfred and Thomas just rolling their eyes as Martha tries desperately not to swing a wine bottle #Martha and Danny will either stress clean or stress fight #pick and choose your fight (ง’̀-‘́)ง

[gophergal]

It's really a coin toss which he means

#gopher art #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #team fortress 2 #welcome back to Gopher Makes Doodly Comics with Dumb Ounchlines #cue the “both? both. both is good!” meme #ludwig probably likes combining the two when he can #corey and i have been riffing on this for a bit lmao #its just that i wanted to get it out there so i can make higher effort stuff tomorrow lmao

[dontfindmeimscared]

they're so stupid

#leosagi #my art #doodle #rottmnt leo #rottmnt #rottmnt usagi #save rottmnt #yuichi usagi #rise usagi #theyre both so dumb #wg au #leoichi #theyre roommates but really bad at it

[arsonforcharlie]

great news, pigeon has discovered that sometimes when i hold a bag and it makes noise it's treats

bad news, she got a brain the size of a walnut and does not understand the difference between a tasty little salmon filled morsel and a spoonful of fucken turmeric, but she doesn't care, she fucken WANTS it

#my dumb thots #toronto pigeon #i need to make a sideblog for my fuckin cat i think #because for every post i make about her there's like 5 i want to make #hey all you mutuals who randomly pivot to fandoms and then i gotta look at 500 clockwork orange gifs a day or whatever #this is that but the fandom is the BEST cat in the world #(like legit i've never had a cat that was so instantly both affectionate and well behaved what the fuck toronto pigeon)

[lauren-nicole-art]

It's a blessing and a curse.

#tlt #tlt gideon #tlt harrow #griddlehark #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth spoilers #god i love her #they're so dumb i love them both #tlt fanart #gideon the 9th #gideon nav #gideon the ninth fanart

[carrotkicks]

Waifu "Partner" Selector!

#ohhhh this is so dumb #doodles #skk #soukoku #evangelion #lmaooo #Not Jueves but Jueves is really just a social construct #anyways pushing my 'chuuya is BOTH asuka AND rei coded' agenda #dazai is obviously a shinnie duhhh #ah btw never take this as rei/shin ever!!! this is obviously soukoku art ;) #.png

[bluerosefox]

Ghost Marriage Allows More Than One!

Tim wakes up in a hotel room in Vegas snuggled against a chest but he wasn't surprised.

He had been in the Sin City for a WE meeting and had brought Bernard along the trip since Tim's birthday was just shy a few days into it and well he wanted to spend time with his boyfriend since most of his family were off world (Dick, Jason, and Bruce all had important missions and they all apologized for missing out and Tim couldn't blame them he understood and he himself couldn't get out of the Vegas meetings no matter what he tried to do.) Or couldn't come to join him (Damian had school as did Duke and Alfred was taking care of them while the others were gone. Steph and Cass were out of country working with some important things with Babs and again he understood.) (Did it still sting yes but they all promised to make it up when they got back, Alfred even promised a coffee cake just for him)

So yeah, Vegas meeting trip turned somewhat birthday fun with his boyfriend. And since Bernard has always been good with encouraging Tim to try things it came to no surprise that during their stay he had managed to convince Tim to try drinking for the night.

Yes terrible influence Bernard was sometimes, but he did make a point. Tim was an adult now and sometimes it's okay to at least try adult dumb stuff, he didn't have to like it and could stop if he really didnt want to but he can at least say he tried it once. That it was okay for Tim to let go of his vigilante brain and just have fun in the one city that was made for it.

So try Tim did. Just for the night.

So yeah, Tim wasn't really surprised when he woke up the next morning, alcohol aftertaste on his breath, head pounding, nose scrunched up from the light of the sun peeking in from the curtains, and snuggling himself into a rather chilly chest...

Wait...

Chilly?

Tim opened his eyes when he realized that. Bernard never felt cold to Tim when they would snuggle, no he was always warm, like a warm heating blanket. It was why Tim loved snuggling him. Why was he-

Tim's eyes widened when he saw not blonde hair on the body in the bed with him but black hair. He almost flung himself off the bed from him startling awake and watched the one he had been snuggled next to mumble in his sleep and turn over.

Tim felt pure dread as he continued to stare, his stomach turning as his thoughts got bad, oh god..God... did he... oh no, no, no no. Oh where was Bernard- FUCK did he really-

Tim flinched when he heard a door open and snapped his eyes towards it. He felt his mouth go dry when he spotted his boyfriend coming out of what was the bathroom of the room and had just finished taking a shower from the sounds of left over dripping water and from the towel he was using to clean his hair.

Bernard stopped in his spot when he noticed Tim staring at him before he gave Tim a very uneasy chuckle, his eyes darting towards the sleeping body on the bed "H-Hey, good morning T. I see you... uhh seen our guest."

Tim felt ready to cry, to beg for forgiveness, but the only sound that came out was a strangled sound because of course he fucked up and ruined one of the best things that ever happened to him and-

But before he could spiral further into his anxiety and dread Bernard kept speaking.

"So ummm. Do you also remember meeting Danny at the bar, getting really tipsy, hanging out, having fun and then like going to a ghost bar with him so he could really drunk because he's like half ghost. And I mean like a legit ghost bar, like we saw Elvis and Marilyn Monroe there and they were like floating. Then we all got like super mega drunk and then... maybe kinda sorta got ghost married... because ghost marriage allows unlimited spouses cause you know, already dead doesn't matter and it's also almost permanent cause again the whole dead thing... Or did I hallucinate all that last night and we just brought in a random stranger to bed?" He asked his voice unsure as he looked between Tim and the stranger Danny in bed before lifting his hand up and showing Tim a glowing ring on it. "I'm pretty sure I didn't dream it up because I kinda woke up with this, and it refuses to come off."

Tim went silent for a moment, wide eyed as he stared back at Bernard before the pounding headache he had hit him harder than ever when the very memories of everything Bernard had said came flooding back to him. With a gasp Tim quickly looked st his own hand and sure enough on his finger was a matching glowing wedding band on it, his eyes snapped towards Danny... Danny Nightingale? Or was it Phantom? said his name was and spotted another matching one as well.

"B is going to kill us." Was the only thing Tim could muster up to say.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #dpxdc #tim x bernard #timxbernardxdanny #The trope of waking up married in Vegas #but with a twist #Tim was in Vegas for mostly a WE meetings #and brought his BF cause his bday was a few days later #and the rest of the fam couldnt go or had missions #so it was going to be a fun bday with his BF #Bernard encourages Tim to do dumb things sometimes #mostly to get Tim to put down the Vigilantly thoughts and just have fun #so its both a good and bad thing he does #but they do try to be safe about it #he encouraged the drinking so Tim can at least say he has gotten drunk at least once #tbh this is me. Ive gotten legit drunk twice in my entire life #and its been years since my last actual drink tbh #Anyways they meet Danny at the bar #whose taking a small vacation time away from the Realms #Danny started chatting with them and they all got kinda tipsy #well Bernard and Tim were a lot more than Danny #and Danny wanted to kinda join them and suggested a ghost bar #and the rest well... It all kinda just happens

[bullagit]

due to personal reasons i am now firmly on team “i hope aziraphale does change heaven for the better actually (going on the assumption that his return is as straightforward as it seemed etc” 

like if the alternative is just this ohhh he’s so NAIVE and SOFT and so WRONG and he’ll have to LEARN A TOUGH LESSON etc etc nonsense then yeah 1000% go for it babe knock it out of the park

i hope choosing hope and kindness pays dividends. i hope the soft traits that made other characters continually disparage and underestimate him and his intelligence turn out to be his greatest assets bc i kinda don’t give a shit about a “toughen up it’s the only way everyone else knows better” life lesson for this character

(which like honestly a lot of the rhetoric is dismissive of the fact that persistent goodness in the face of an existence of disparagement takes great strength and that at the end of the day aziraphale has always been able to stand up in his own way)

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #aziraphale IS in fact a dark horse #he is consistently dismissed and underestimated and overlooked bc of how he presents himself! #even crowley does this with him (not in any sort of malicious way its a sense of protectiveness) #(i am not here to get into how aziraphale n crowley treat each other in ways that are unintentionally hurtful id be here forever lmao) #the point is that aziraphale is smart and tbh he knows more about how shitty heavens treatment has been the past few thousand year?? #since he's. he's been the one getting treated badly. that whole time. #anyway theyre both right theyre both wrong and end of the day i just. #i hate the concept of a s3 that equates softness and kindness with being wrong and naive and dumb etc #it does not feel very good omens to me idk man #so i hope that's not where it goes

[avenoirn]

nami is Not having a good time

#opgraphics #one piece #og trio #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece nami #artists on tumblr #one piece fanart #op fanart #shes so tired of both of them tbh #dumb guys.. #.art

[zaacoy]

Short freenoodles focused comic inspired in part by takakmimi's freenoodles post on twt!!

#I don't think he believes him #Actually married freenoodles is great BUT #The friends > queerplatonic > actually acting like a romantic couple pipeline is so funny #a. They're already both so comfy with each other that neither of them notice or b. They're both heavy in denial and won't bring it up #Sandy has been trying to wingman them together for years and has probably mostly given up by now #Mei never stops discretely taking pictures so she has IMMENSE blackmail and bragging rights the day they actually do get married #Red son is just confused and thinks they're both dumb #Mk probably genuinely hasn't figured it out yet 💀 #Do you see my vision they're great #lmk freenoodles #freenoodleshipping #lmk pigsy #lmk tang #lmk mk #lmk red son #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #Red son is so fun to draw actually I should draw him more often #Still have no idea how to draw MK's hair 💀 #Zaacoy art💫

[homefryboy]

idk if there’s some kinda term for this, but I like when writers give real props to adaptations of their work:

-akira Toriyama admitted the bardock father of goku TV special made him cry, he said it told a great story in a way he would’ve never come up with. This led to him giving the special a direct nod in the manga

-dav pilkey loved the captain underpants movie and saw it in theaters multiple times. He said he appreciated the movie giving Principal Krupp a softer side, saying he kinda wishes he’d done the same in the books

-dunno if this counts but some bits from western sonic media (such as Sonic’s love of chili dogs) were worked into Japanese works/stuff SEGA made

-above all, Gary K. Wolf thought the who framed Roger rabbit film was so much better than his book (who censored roger rabbit), that he retconned the original story into being a bad dream Jessica had and the rest of the book series is based on the movie instead

feel free to add any more pls

#just me being dumb #idk I appreciate appreciation #bc there are so many stories of writers being dissatisfied w/ adaptations of their work #and idk it makes me feel bad for both them and the ppl who adapted it

[rileyclaw]

happy anniversary to THE episode and girlfriends Ever!!!

#do you know i fought tumblr with both hands to get this gif to work and then it didnt even LOOP right but im too lazy to fix it #lumity #the owl house #my art #toh #fanart #luz noceda #amity blight #they are silly and dumb and gay and in love!!!! and i think that is so special #google says the anni is the 31 but people are posting today and im a sheep and also gonna be busy tomorrow so this WORKS!!!!

[eddiesghxst]

dumbass steve harrington and his even dumber girlfriend🤞

you’re two peas in a pod, thick as thieves, literally the epitome of dumb and dumber. like sit and blink and laugh in confusion when you don’t understand the joke that the gang is laughing about and you whisper on the side to each other like “did u get the joke?” “no i’m just laughing to fit in.” “okay me too.”

#just himbo!steve and his bimbo girlfriend u know #one would think two dumb minds are better than one but…honestly it’s almost worse #steve has to think for both of you #so in conclusion #not a lot of thinking is going on #i paused doing my hair to type this pls indulge with me guys #ok bye going back to my bitch ass hair #rachie speaks #steve harrington x reader