#they can;t SAY IT

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #mdzs au #MDZS disco elysium au #This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU. #I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done! #I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together. #Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic' #But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it! #hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?' #I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh. #This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke' #Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3 #Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft- #-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it. #But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone. #wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.

[captainofthestrangestship]

Like I know this is just supposed to be some friendly ribbing about the differences in build between Kelley and Urban but its way more fun to interpret it as TOS Kirk wanting to fuck AOS McCoy.

#star trek #AOS #TOS #leonard mccoy #james t kirk #mckirk #IDW comics #sorry i dont make the rules #what can i say i like the idea of tos!Kirk/aos!mccoy #i think part of it is because tos!kirk would be the older one and that would change their dynamic #tos!kirk would be like why do you never smile? #i wonder if aos!mccoy would find it hard to believe that tos!kirk cheated on the kobayashi maru #he would be insulted on his jim's behalf that he got rewarded for it instead of put on review #i just think it would be fun to force them to interact #love TOS McCoy being like IM TOO BUSY TOO WORKOUT JIM

[greatestjubilee]

#sulemio #witch from mercury #I WOULD WEAR THIS HOODIE I AM JUST SAYING #I BOUGHT THE HOTS T SHIRT FROM PREMIUM BANDAI. I WANTED TO MAKE A TWEET LIKE #“HEY PALS! WHO WANTS TO BUY THE COOL ONE SO WE CAN MATCH!” #BUT THEN REALIZED THATS LIKE ASKING HEY WHO WANTS TO BE IN A COMMITTED LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP WITH ME #so now i will just have the t shirt on my own. #g witch

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 115

“Seriously old man?” the rumbling voice nearly caused Tim to jump, his eyes darting away from where Ras was sitting, the Al Ghul almost seeming to perk. It was kind of hard to miss the man… teen… being? It was kind of hard to miss the owner of the voice what with how their hair looked like it was on fire. 

They motioned around at well, everything, crimson eyes looking exasperated. “Really?” They were definitely motioning towards him, interrupting Ras when he opened his mouth to talk. “No, I don’t want to hear it, I swear- Did he kidnap you?” That was definitely aimed at him. 

“N-no?” Tim was feeling slightly unbalanced and may be on hour sixty without sleep at this point, if the hour long nap was counted. “I need help finding my not-dad who's lost in time.” 

The being let out a strangled noise that Tim could nearly swear was almost another one, but couldn’t vocalize his slurred thoughts as the dude muttered something, motioning around as though he was tempted to strangle something or someone. 

Ras cleared his throat, looking almost awkward which was how Tim knew he had to be dreaming or drugged. Probably drugged. “Jordan, how good to see you, it’s been so long-”

“Can it Pops,” the being-named-Jordan scoffed, finger pointing towards the Demon’s Head. “Moms still pissed and isn’t coming back any time soon with you still pulling this shit.” 

Tim felt his brain stall, process for a moment, then process some more over what he just heard before his mouth ran before it could catch up. “Ras is married???” 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #league of assassins #Are Danny and Ras married? Who knows #They did raise their kids together #Well technically Dan & Ellie got de-aged but still #They met during time shenanigans for Danny #Trained together for a bit and became a tiny bit of rivals #Ras missing his platonic or romantic partner: If I adopt-steal these teens/children I can pspspspsps them back #Jordan looking down at Talia: Hello demon child #Talia: Brother Damian isn't talking to me anymore and I don't know what to do T-T #Ellie: Would he like more siblings?? That made us feel better??? #Talia: Of course I can make clones to send to him he shall surely call me back then! #Dusan: Sister I don't think that is what they were saying- #Talia: I have things to do out of my way Ghost! #Tim is so tired and has no clue what's going on #Jordan: Whelp I'm going to help you out because I'm always one to take Mom's side against pops #Tim: What #Jordan: Let's go bother the primordial being of Time he happens to find us amusing anyway #Tim: W h a t #deadly decisions

[ride-a-dromedary]

"Halsin shouldn't be that big or muscular or look middle aged because he's an elf and the lore sa-"

I actually think he should be bigger and look more middle aged, personally.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #the man has been non-stop stressed for a century like i'm surprised that didn't prematurely age him MORE #i think he *should* have silver hairs peppered throughout from the endless stress he's been under #and be built like a professional strong man with a significant healthy layer of fat because he *hibernates* and is *practically strong* #and because he says he likes sweet things and doesn't find any point in denying himself things he likes #so you're telling me that man is chiseled and cut like an unhealthy bodybuilder? #no i don't think so #'elf lore says-' this game is literally all about curbing your expectations when it comes to what people are 'meant' to be #elf lore says a lot of things that halsin fits *to a t* - his appearance being out of the 'norm' is not a flaw #but it doesn't matter then does it? only when he physically fits the species paradigm? #'that's not how elf aging works!' why not? you've seen how human's age yeah? different people age in different ways #you can line up ten 50 year olds next to one another and not a single one of them will look the same #the thing is that under every single umbrella there is diversity of experience #people will look and age differently from others - that's just how life and genetic diversity *works* #anyway this is a gripe at two different things at once don't mind me

[clownsuu]

A FRANK EDDIE HOWDY TRUTHER. HOWS IT FEEL HAVING THE LARGEST BRAIN EVER

Your honor, they’re fruity-

Fluffy, wholesome, probably the softest shid I’ve drawn in a long long time NDHHDHDH

#Also the most colorful JDHHFHHDJD #What can I say my lil smol brain loves spooky shit with eye bleeding colors #Except some non honorable mentions that involve a pink bird #Welcome home #welcome home howdy #welcome home frank #welcome home eddie #F r u i t y #Also my gamer my brain is far too smol to be considered big brain JFHHFDUJ

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Leverage Redemption S02E05 The Walk in the Woods Job.

#leverage #leverage redemption #sophie devereaux #breanna casey #parker #gina bellman #aleyse shannon #beth riesgraf #i love how it's not outsie the realm of possibility that their eliot did say something so famous and well known #he's more than just the dumb muscle #and can i just say i am glad that eliot and t s eliot have the same spelling #as otherwise i know somebody would probably comment saying i spelt it wrong 😆 #ghostly'sgifs

[azuldoodles]

Ah, yeah, another sleepy giant exploration.

#how many of these do i already have? #fav trope you can say #g/t #size difference #g/t related #g/t art #sketch #sfw g/t #giant tiny #g/t drawing #g/t fluff #sleepy giant #g/t interaction #g/t community #g/t first encounter #arlo

[solar093-art]

some adventures can get too dangerous... so it's time to summon friends :)

#my art #ffxiv #lahabrea #emet selch #azem #sometimes Azem bites off more than she can chew #so two tired but trusted friends will come and save her reckless ass :D #yes even laha :D #he is kind of a mentor to my azem #azem rarely summons him but she knows he will always come #haha i can almost hear him saying something like 'hmmm pathetic' the moment he arrives :D #but he obviously cares a lot :D #and dear hades of course instantly rushes to her side T^T #*i will probably never decide how exactly my azem should look hahah* #also yay phoenix is here again :D #how can i draw laha without his bird :P

[thedocs-in]

You cannot convince me that this didn't happen.

Also, yes, I know, said I was gonna get the second part of the fic out. But I've been busy the past few days and out of the house, so now I can finally sit down and do shit. And I draw faster than I write, and I wanted to christen my new art tablet with a meme of an art piece. And the comic was mostly started.

This thing, this damn comic, has been sitting in my folder for about two years I think. The reason I say that is cause the original version I drew that's in my old style I started like a year or so ago. Never finished it, never plan on finishing it. Looking at my old art style makes me cringe lol. But, I actually started this one like, back in July I think.

#invincible #cecil stedman #invincible show #debbie grayson #nolan grayson #omni man #The OG version looks so bad #But I can't bring myself to delete it #honestly i got this done today #the only thing done was nolan #like he was fully colored and i only had the lineart for the other two #when i say i can crackhead art #i mean i can crackhead art #ps its a reference to malcolm in the middle lol #my art #the file is literally names 'what does the t stand for (2) electric boogaloo'

[chickenoptyrx]

....I just wanted to draw gators :T at this point these 2 are more 'a representation of my last 2 brain cells' then they are actual characters 😅

#im living vicariously through the cartoon guys #because i want to A. pick up gator (strong man style) #and B. ..pick up gator (hug) #ok but so i recently found out an area where i take stupid little walks for my stupid little mental health #has! GATORS!! (potentially. theres signs.) #and this is great cause seeing gators would def heal me as a person #but ok so when i look for hiking places i always look north cause the terrains more hilly #but now im lookin south more cause turns out i AM in fact far enough south to see gators!! #and yeah looks like theres a handful of nature reserves w hiking trails the same distance away as the little mountain trails i go to #its flatter and the trails are less extensive so ill hafta see if i think its worth it #but then too theres a really big black water swamp that.. further away then i wanna drive.. #but also i drove 5 hrs once just to go to mammoth cave as a day trip so.. we'll see.. #my friend says he wont go w me tho :T he'll just report me missing #this has been a tag ramble about my sudden outset intrest in seeing a gator #my bullshit #lol barely but still #also- i told myself not to over do it drawin the scales or coloring it #and as you can see i dont listen to myself ever #lol they look outta place but idc i got to draw 2 of my favorite characters and also ALLIGATORS :U #living the dream rn

[pinazee]

I only have praise for how they’re writing Jim Kirk in SNW. Though perhaps I’m biased because i love this character.

Admittedly, at first, I didn’t like the guy. I thought Wesley was a terrible casting choice. he didn’t have the passion that Shatner and Pine gave him, and frankly just didn’t have the look for me.

But Wesleys Kirk is pulling out that soft, kind hearted nerd that we all know Kirk is.

In La’Ans AR, he listens to Sera despite her being “unhinged,” he smoothly steps forward to put himself between Sera and La’An and sacrifices himself to save the timeline- to save Sam.

Then the real Kirk, despite getting decked, thinks first of Uhura and doesnt want her to have to explain the hallucinations. He doesn’t write Uhura off either like Chapel and Spock did , he believes her. And then inserts himself into the problem because, as La’An said, hes “the type of person who cant walk past a stranger in need”. and then sticks around to make sure she is okay.

So yeah, maybe Wesley isn’t who would come to my mind initially for Kirk, but i love his interpretation of him. His Kirk cares deeply for others and thats the Kirk i know and love. Im looking forward to how they develop his relationship with Spock.

#plus there are a few lines that were just sooo kirk #in la’ans ep the line - we’re not out of the fight yet #in uhuras the line- you can let death win or you can fight back. hold on to them #there are just little things too #the joy he had in La’Ans ep playing around in a new time #the look he gives la’an before saying try me and gettings shot like he was saying goodbye #the fact that he played therapist to both la’an and uhura #i think in pikes AR it showed more of kirk being an intelligent soldier #didnt really comply with my thesis here so i didnt mention it haha #star trek #captain kirk #star trek tos #star trek strange new worlds #james t kirk #star trek snw #strange new worlds #jim kirk #snw #tos #james kirk #paul wesley #tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow #lost in translation

[cupothi]

luke skywalker it seems i've grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa's orchard

edit: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE TWINK POLL YALL BETTER VOTE LUKE

#luke skywalker #star wars #star wars fanart #star wars a new hope #star wars the empire strikes back #luke skywalker fanart #hes so gorgeous to me #his levels of t guy swag are off the charts #these are my favorite outfits of his #the dagobah binder being the best ofc #i also love his weird yellow metallic suit? thing? #i saw it on twitter and became obsessed what can i say #hes very dear to me #twink poll

[thestubbornking]

dissection

#phighting #phighting! #phighting art #medkit #subspace #medkit phighting #phighting medkit #subspace phighting #phighting subspace #subspace t mine #subspace t. mine #subkit #drawn with the intention of subkit but you can interpret it however you like tbh #HEAVILY inspired off of those 2 cgs from dead plate #mfs dont even say bless you no more bruh they just put you on the dissection table

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Jon is Biromantic and Asexual, and uses He/Him pronouns!

Art by @ wellotwig on X

#Listen I dont usually use fan art and for other TMA characters I won't but I have such a specific image of how this man looks in my head #I didn't see anything on the twitter profile saying not to repost w/ credit but if it's requested I change it I will!! #also yall can stop submitting him now I got him 9 times lmao #jonathan sims #tma #the magnus archives #tumblr polls #fandom polls #poll #biromantic #asexual #he/him #podcast #lgbtqia #do you know this queer character #edit: removed the part about other pronouns. yes I know about the they/them pronouns in the writeups but I've been told it isn' t canon! #finished

[golbiey]

my dirty little secret is that i havent stopped caring about mr goro akechi since 2017

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #royal is good. its good #goro akechi #p5 #p5r #i. theres so much i can say but i gotta stop. i have t #i packed up my nendoroid today in prep for our move. his little lightsaber fell out of his hand. i placed it carefully in the wrappings