#this fucking man i swear

[ashley7383]

Throwback to when Ronnie Radke said on discord that he loves the furries. Truly an iconic moment.

#this fucking man I swear #ronnie radke

[shit-my-weird-ass-friend-says]

Me: "You were in a motorcycle crash, let people do things for you"

Him: "No"

#boyfriend #funny quotes #funny #quotes #funny quote tumblr #this fucking man i swear

[jieloksworld]

I SWEAR THIS FUCKING MAN RIGHT HERE

dudes be like the alien guy was hot so pinned him to the fucking floor

#I swear to GOD this guy has tension with pretty much everyone #this fucking man #the batman 2004 #the batman #batman #bruce wayne #bruce wayne the batman 2004 #dc batman #dc #martian manhunter #martian manhunter the batman 2004 #the batman 2004 martian manhunter #the batman martian manhunter #batman martian manhunter #dc martian manhunter #martianbat #spacebat #j'onn j'onzz #the batman 2004 j'onn j'onzz

[blackmagictrait]

the most unrealistic part of izombie - a show where zombies are real and can solve crimes by eating brains - is that the character ravi isn't slamming ass all over the city. like he's supposed to be a medical examiner in seattle which is a $100k+ salary and he's played by rahul kohli and y'all are really trying to convince me this 6'4" doctor isn't knee deep in pussy 24/7?? zombies I can accept but trying to convince me this man with a full head of hair and a british accent has to fight for women's attention absolutely annihilates my suspension of disbelief.

#izombie #this show is so bad but i do it for rahul kohli #the nerve of these writers i swear #god can you tell bly manor and midnight mass fucked me up #look at the lengths i'll go for this man

[isjasz]

"[...]Plus, when it rained, the palace grounds were pretty much empty, everyone else taking shelter, so I’d usually have the whole garden to myself. Perfect time to dance around like nobody was watching.” 

“Dance around?” 

“Yeah!”

(In which the vex prince sets out on a magical journey of a lifetime, and an unassuming avian knight is dragged along for the ride.)

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THE DOOR IS NON-EXISTENT ALREADY LAST BUT VERY NOT LEAST FOR HSBB FROM ME These are my pieces for @gaylotusthatexists's epic fic series "to the ends of the earth" again in @hermitshippingbigbang!! :D

This is for chapter 11 of the fic featuring THE DANCE SCENEEEEEE go. read it. it's so worth it i swear they are so SJKDADwijwa and the whole world Lotus has created within the fic is so cool!!

It's botw but epic and it's scarian and I might have immediately lost it when I saw the fic summary back in *checks dms with nox* September. and the actual fic did not disappoint it is absolutely lovely <3

GOOGGOO YIPPEE👉👉👉👉👉

#dddaily4sherin #day 219 early post again WOOO #hermitshipping #scarian #desert duo #hermitblr #my art #comic #kinda? for the first one #HSBB 2023 #read it for the old botw au we made. look at least they aren't 100 years old amirite /SILLY #its honestly fucking sick #also the color palettes for these pieces are roughly inspired by the faron region in botw :D #lotus ur amazing LETSGOOOO #also shoutout to choco for helping me with the second piece i swear i went through the 10 stages of grief ty man o7

[cora-vizsla]

Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”

#star wars #paz vizsla #paz viszla #the mandalorian incorrect quotes #the mandolarian #din djarin #bo katan kryze #big blue #this man has so much hate #I swear I heard Din roll his fucking eyes #why did it sound metal #like how did he SOUND annoyed when he didn’t speak yet #you can’t convince me that they didn’t kick the shit out of each other as kids #why is this man so large #as big as a mythosaur #the mandalorian #he’s so fucking hot #big blue bastard

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

STILL obsessed with the fact Hobie wears a full ass outfit everyday. Jessica too. I'm so serious.

Like they were probably in their universe thinking that's normal then they pull up to HQ and see a bunch of Spider-people nearly butt-naked in spandex suits just trodding about bootys and balls all out

And they both saw that and we're like "Yeaaahh.. my black ass is NOT doing that"

and then they just kept wearing clothes.

Just the thought of them being like 'Actually y'all look fucking ridiculous in those suits but I can keep that to myself' is so funny cause it's SO THEM.

Hobie already thinks most of them are monkeys in a circus

And if it's not Jessica's job she probably doesn't give a rats ass what foolishness y'all are up to. She has her man to go home to. Bye.

Jessica probably pulled up on Day 1 like "I understand everything else - one question though: What the hell y'all hiding y'all faces for? We's hiding our faces now??? Cause it's giving Phantom of the Opera. 🤨😐'

I headcanon Jessica is Hobies mentor and I bet the day they met he saw her and was like

"..."

"..."

"... Nah bruv, the fucking suits-"

"I know. Just- I just can't with it. I can't."

They wake up and the two of them put on some earrings, some lip gloss, and at least two belts before even leaving the crib. As they should!!!!

At least once Miguel has tried to call them on a mission and they've gone 'Nah, it's wash day.'

They have to do their hair. They're not turning up in someone's universe in no bonnet. Call someone else goddammit

I LOVE THEM. MY FAVES.

Meanwhile Peter's out here in some slippers. Humbling reality headass.

Like y'all are not on the same level.

Meanwhile Miguel double cheeked up out in the open. Like hey buddy gym shorts maybe? Just a thought?

Not to bodyshame you Miguel but if you turn around again I'm gonna have to have a talk with HR on the real

Give Miles back his clothes he was fresh as hell. Miles G. on to something

#they're SO ALIKE I SWEAR I PROMISE #Jessica Drew as Hobies surrogate mom #except he's hardheaded as fuck #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #jessica drew #spider woman #spiderwoman

[sage-lights]

EVERYONE WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

#shayne topp #courtney miller #smoshblr #shourtney #THIS IS A FUCKING FEVER DREAM #OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS #I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS A PRANK #I WILL CRY #brennan iketani #i was there man

[greyias]

In the Weave Date scene, the narrator talks about being "nestled in the cup of Mystra's hand".

"Mystra's hand", sure. However, I'm more interested in Gale's hands, more specifically off camera...

Fingers just twitching and hovering so close to yours, like some pining Jane Austen hero, all while staring at you like this:

#grey's bg3 tag #bg3 posting #i swear i'll stop messing around with the flycam soon #(the liar said lyingly) #look the fucking pining of this man #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

#AYYYY LIGHTS OUT IS BACK BABEY LETS GO #howdy is Suffering in this au ive come to realize #more so than i previously thought! #he's cooped up in a slightly too small shell of a building #rarely allowed outside bc hes too noisy </3 #mans is desperately Understimmed #wally isnt trying to be harsh hes just asking an honest & earnest question <3 #i have another scribble floating around somewhere of wally putting his hand over howdy's mouth and saying Hush #i think its a funny running joke. everyone is constantly like 'howdy please for the love of fuck. shut up' #he strikes me as the type to talk when nervous. and bored. and excited. hes a talker tell me im wrong #scribble salad #wh lights out au #welcome home au #hes BORED hes with the (objectively) Unfunniest neighbors hes BORED did i mention hes BORED #howdy: *stuffing pouring out of him after getting maimed* this is actually much better than being in the post office #frank: we're going to put you on a leash i swear to fucking god

[shit-my-weird-ass-friend-says]

Me: "Baby, your knee just got skinned down to the bone [in a motorcycle accident]"

Him: "But we ball"

#boyfriend #funny quotes #funny #quotes #farmer boyfriends be like #this fucking man i swear

[pachimation]

this man is just doing his best to keep it together rn

#genshin impact #my art #kaveh #i Want to grind and gnahs kaveh between my teeth i love him so much #congrats to kaveh for being the most beautiful man in teyvat actually #(i swear if i get baizhu before him i will sob and cry and curl up into a little ball. that is a Threat) #also so sorry for disappearing for like a month *jazz hands* finals #i love my major i just hate how fucked the group project system we have goin on is #i’m gonna be buried in that fucking studio at this rate

[mxfrodo]

y'all for fucking real. don't fucking write slave fics or x reader fics of aventurine's slavery??? are you guys out of your goddamn minds???

#i swear half of you don't fucking think. #what makes you think it's okay or “angsty” to write fics about suffering like that #especially without nuance?? or any understanding of the ramifications #its one thing to write about it being integrated into his past #but it's another thing to write it as an *in the moment* thing #especially if you're writing it to portray him being bought again -- who gives a shit if the reader “saves” him or “treats him nicely” #that's still a perpetuation of the cycle of abuses #like it's still already brain dead of hoyoverse to write about the suffering of POC by using a fair skinned blonde man #but come on #i thought we were better than this?? #like yeahh #dont get me wrong - i love aventurine and his development. the writing is amazing despite how bad form using very white features #to portray a real race of color and it's suffering (the romani) #but you guys. come the fuck on #hsr aventurine #aventurine honkai star rail #aventurine x reader #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr x reader #i know it's “NOT THAT SEROUS” because it's a fictional game but im still putting tags for racism and slavery bro. wtf y'all #tw racism #tw slavery #random talk

[fluffy-ami]

I am perfectly normal about his laugh-

“The G in Gale stands for giggles apparently”

#I SWEAR I'LL DELETE THIS LATER PROBABLY BUT I'M DYING RN #BRO IS A GIGGLER AND EXPECTS ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT #FUCKS SAKE MAN OH MY GOD #don't look at me pls #it's a scream into the void #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #dude just *sounds* like he's hella ticklish you know-

[kinglypup]

I NEED TO MAKE OUTTTTTTT IM DELIRIOUS I NEED A BOYS MOUTH ON MINE I NEED TONGUE IN MY MOUTH I NEED TO BE LICKING INTO A BOYS MOUTH

#its been less than 36 hours and im a man starved #next time my fwb comes over im fucking jumping him i swear to god #i fuckinh love kissing so much #mine

[chocolate-guy-compilations]

HAVE YOU SEEN AMAURY'S NEWEST VIDEO YET BECAUSE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT???

What the godforsaken FUCK

#/POS /POS #I CANT EVEN DO 2D ANATOMY AND AMAURY PULLS THIS???? #FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY #amaury guichon #it’s the fuckin chocolate guy #its the fucking chocolate guy again #tw cursing #tw swearing #tw bold text #tw large text #tw profanity #tw food #If he includes the dick I’m gonna loose it #(out of character for a second I am VERY impressed with this man) #🍫 asks