#this is gonna be a lil 30-second thingy

[shandzii]

its finals week but my animator brain took over lmaoooo

#listening to hallownest vocalized lines and ougghghh had the Urge(tm) #this is gonna be a lil 30-second thingy #hornet #hollow knight #my art #animation

[lizandbo]

chubby crushes w/ hq bois

Ok I’m sorry for not posting for a long time but I had in time but...here this one!

And did i now noticed until now that I haven’t really been doing chubby x reader thingys?

Also i do mha too...but i dont think anyone would want that?

Warnings: cursings

Yamaguchi

- ok, he’s been staring at you for way too long 

-...he can’t stop okay? Your beautiful in his eyes...and your beautiful either way too

- he’s always trying to talk to you but he’s just a shy boi so he acts kinda like a stalker

- he ain’t trying to...he just in love wit you 

- tsukishima sometimes  has to nudge his shoulder to stop his tracks by staring at you 

- tsuki just wants it to be over and his rambles about you

- Yama usually day dreams about you and him snuggling very often 

- he’s try to talk like i said, but sometimes he’s trying to not ‘act like a fool in front of her’-tsuki 2021 Jan 30

- every times the two bois noticed you in the streets or something or walking past them....Yams basically DROOLS out of his mouth

- tsuki is done with this shit, he’s expecting the wedding by now 

- yams just want to hold you close and feel your plush body against his 

- he really loves you so if you ever confess to him or tsuki will do it himself for him....then he’ll literally combusted in that second

Tanaka 

- kiyoko? Hello? You there anymore? Nah, Tanaka doesnt even recognize her anymore

- your the one....it’s like love at fist sight 

- like, your chubby-ness bro..it got him to the guts

- he’s following you everywhere asking you a TON of questions 

- it got to the point that you needed to go to the bathroom but yet he still same with you

- you yelled at him for being a pervert cuz you barely even knew the guy but he knew everything about you 

- slowly once your friendship came more to a non one sided friendship...you were starting to have feelings for him

-and he was literally BEAMING when you sat next to him when he invited to a game of his 

- at the end of the match after you being friends about 9 months... he confessed to you at the back of the building 

- of course a lil kitty kith in the mix cuz i mean...you did like him back? He’s been dying for 9 months to do this to you 

- he’s just squishing your cheeks together and kissing your forehead cheeks and then lips becuase he so happyyyy 

Bokuto 

- i mean..ain’t he the one that loves plumper peeps? I mean hell yeah everyone loves everybody but...damn bokuto has a soft heart for you becuase of you body

- of course he goes for heart but...you body is just...so fucking...damn..he cant stop staring at you!

- like all of the other bois he’s staring a t you but...hell throw any type of positive  at you fi your ever feeling sad...or any type of emotion

- if you stretch and some skin from your stomach exposes and shows the stretchmarks then he be quietly asking you if he can touch them 

- he ain’t scared to ask anything about your body..like how are you insecure? Or, why do you think your ugly? You stunning!!!

- praises during walking through the hallways..so many

- will try to impress yo but immediately fails to hit a fucking ball 

- he keeps staring at those plump thighs of yours...he’s always wondeeing how do you look so pretty in everything that you wear???

- I’m sorry to say but bokuto is down right in love with you, so if you don’t like him back then thats just bad luck for you becuase he’s...gonna go in emo mode afterwards and he wont stop pestering akaashi about how you dont like him back

- but if you doooo like him back, hell be the happiest owl there is!!

- and he wont stop kneeding his thumbs into your thighs so..be prepared 

#lizandbo #bokuto #yamaguchi #tanaka #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #tanaka x reader #bokuto x reader #yamaguchi x reader #yamaguchi x you #yamacuchi x y/n #haikyuu headcanons #bokuto x oyu #bokuto x y/n #haikyuu x chubby reader #bokuto x chubby reader #yamaguchi x chubby reader #tanaka x chubby reader #bokuto x you

[bluecookies02]

Teacher!Aizawa x Student!Reader -Feathery mess/NSFW/-

warnings: teacher/student relationship(the student is of legal age).

quirk: angel wings

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You've been squirming in your seat like crazy for the past 30 minutes, your thighs rubbing together as you watched the man lazily write stuff on the board, his sleeves raised up to his shoulders and his hair tied in a messy bun.

You've been eying the man for years, always too afraid to step up or say anything (for obvious reasons), and even now as you're nearing the end of your education, there's this annoying feeling in your tummy that's making you all giddy and impatient.

It's the last class of the day, all of the students tired and just wanting to go back to their dorms while you're here, dreaming about being stuffed by the black-haired man's cock.

Your wings puffed in your seat as you chewed on your pencil.

You didn't exactly care about anything he was saying, the only thought as you looked at his moving mouth was the fantasy of it lapping at your cunt.

Such sinful thoughts shouldn't cloud the mind of someone so seemingly innocent and pure.

Your feathers ruffled up as you placed your head in your arms, alerting some of the students and obviously motivating Bakugou to ~quietly~ shout you out.

You paid no mind, still staring at the man in a haze...He must've felt something...

He was always so gentle and caring, offering to rub and clean your feathers on countless occasions after training, always checking up on you or coming to your table if you needed help with anything.

While he might've done that to everybody, you felt like he had a particular fondness of you. Maybe it was just your imagination...

Your wings fluffed back down, slumping against your back as they curled around your tiny form.

You spent your years in this school pinning for someone you might never have, instead of going out to parties and meeting new people. And the biggest problem was, you weren't only painfully attracted to him, but you also caught yourself falling in love with the man.

Maybe if you were a bit older? What if he already had someone and it was impossible from the start? You didn't want to know...it would crush you completely.

The bell seemed to have rung a few moments ago, all of the students already having their bags packed and on their back, leaving through the door one by one.

You stuffed your notebook in messily, crumbling it as you pulled the zipper. You stared at the floor as you made your way in-between desks, just wanting to take a long warm bath and cry.

"Y/N, everything alright?" your eyes darted to the voice, your mouth suddenly drying up as you just gave a weak nod.

Before stepping anywhere further, the door was pushed closed in front of you, the tall man hovering over you as he looked at you with warm eyes.

"You know you can talk to me, I want to help..." he trailed off, reaching for your hand as you hopelessly gave it to him.

He sat you down on his chair, him leaning against the table.

"I'm sorry Mr. Aizawa...I don't think there's anything you can do to help me in this situation."

Your wings felt heavy on your back, actually, your own bones felt heavy too.

He reached out to pet your head comfortingly, noticing the way your cheeks flushed and your feathers straightened.

"Can you look at me real quick, please" you raised your head a bit, looking at the man with scared eyes.

Your wings betraying you as they gave a small twitch.

"Y/N, please correct me if I'm wrong because I don't want to make you uncomfortable in any way" you nodded, waiting for him to go on.

"Is it a crush problem?" you nodded again, eyes falling down to your lap.

"Is that person in our class?" he questioned, his shoulders stiff.

"Theoretically..." you mumble, your form shaking a bit as you took in a deep breath.

"And theoretically...I personally...am actually capable of helping you out?" you clutched at the chair for a second before trying to will your legs to move and get you out of here.

His fingers hooked your chin up gently, your teary eyes closing and squinting shut.

"So you literally gave yourself a heartache for nothing angel" he mumbled softly, pulling you up in front of his face.

"Can I kiss you sweetheart?" you stared at him in shock, brainstorming through what's about to happen, your heart skipping beats as his breath ghosted over your lips.

"Pleasee" your needy voice filled his ear before he smashed your lips together, his arms snaking around your back and under your wings, pulling your body flush against his, holding you tightly as he deepened the kiss.

Your wings fluffed back, full and strong, flexing as they tried to look pretty and inviting.

He chuckled into the kiss, dragging his dull nails across the junction of your wings, kneading at the soft feathers.

You hummed in his mouth, pressing harder against him as you tangled your hand through his hair.

Once the two of you stopped to breathe, you were pushed onto the desk, your legs spreading to let him come back closer.

"It's my turn to lock all of the doors on this floor, no one will come here" he mumbled, gently kissing at your neck.

"Please...don't make me wait...I'll beg if I have to" you whined, fisting the fabric of his thin shirt.

"No need sweetheart, we'll have time to take things slow some other occasion." his long fingers slipped beneath your skirt, rubbing over your panties as he felt the soaked patch of cotton.

"Dirty little feather...were you thinking about me during class today? Do you even know what the subject was?" he grinned, pushing the fabric aside as he slipped a finger into your heat.

"I...maybe?" you whispered tilting your head back as he pumped the digit carefully, working you open before slipping in another one.

His lips swallowed up your moans, his free hand creeping under your shirt and rubbing at your flush skin. His fingers curled up, pushing snuggly against your spots making you gasp into his mouth.

"I'm gonna make you feel so full angel, is that what you want? For me to take good care of you?"

Your hands reached for his pants, hurriedly unbuckling his belt and undoing his zipper, slipping both his pants and boxers down.

Your wings shook a bit, your mouth watering at the sight of his cock. It looked painfully hard and heavy, twitching each time you clenched around his fingers, his tip oozing out pearly liquid.

You still couldn't fully believe everything, but the fact that he was willing to risk his job for you had to count for something.

"Hey princess, you think you could take it now?"

His forehead pressed against yours, breathing in deeply as he pushed another finger in.

"Fuck...Please, I'll go mad if you don't" you cried out, tugging at his cock as you slicked it up with his precum.

He groaned, his flush tip now rubbing over your clit and your puffy lips, hissing once he began to sink you down on his length.

You gasped at the feeling of being so stretched out, the countless times you had you pussy full with your toys couldn't compare to this.

Both of his hands found purchase on your hips, slowly guiding you against his cock, slipping out and sinking back in, his small groans coming out after each thrust.

You clung to his broad shoulders, keeping yourself steady as his pace picked up, the filthy sound of his dick plowing in and out of your soppy cunt filling the classroom.

"I'm gonna take you to my house after this princess, make you cum again and again, make you all nice and cozy and abuse your little hole...you kept me waiting for so long, kept this dirty little pussy all to yourself." His voice always sent shocks of pleasure through your cunt, the raspy hum his words held always making your thighs clench together.

"Oh baby you're just swallowing it all up, such a greedy little student I have...oh...look at you...you're gonna cum on my cock? I can see you shaking princess" your hand reached for your puffy clit, flicking it with the tips of your fingers in a hurry.

Your wings were violently flapping everywhere, sprawling around before wrapping around Aizawa as you came with a soft cry, clenching down on his length as he continues to push past your spasming walls, pounding you through your high as he struggled not to cum. You were gushing around his shaft, creaming over his cock and ruining his desk.

Once he couldn't hold out any longer, he pulled out, giving a few rough pumps with his fist, warm waves hitting your skin and coating your clit, dripping past your folds and sliding past your hole, your wings holding onto him tightly.

He rubbed his seed in possessively, gliding his cock along your sex before pulling your panties back in place, finally calming himself down.

He holds you by your hips for a while, kissing at your clothed shoulder and whispering praises into your ear, talking about wanting you for so long, dreaming about you, touching himself at the thought of you, praying to everything out there for a chance to hold you like this.

"Hey...didn't you say something about locking doors?" you mumbled tiredly, nuzzling your head against his cheek.

"Yeah maybe in a minute" he muttered out, kissing your forehead gently.

Thank your quirk for making you so obvious. Or maybe it was his devotion to you that made it easy for him to read you so well...

this lil commission was by @sinclairsamess, they r the sweetest little thing to exist 🥺. thank you for pointing out that I don't actual have a filthy chapter for my favourite teacher, shame on me! So as an apology I offer this soft little thingy🦋

Requests:closed

commission:open (1 slot)

Ko-fi link is in my bio💕

#aizawa x reader #aizawa shouta x reader #aizawa fluff #aizawa x reader lemon #bnha #mha #mha fanfiction #eraserhead #eraserhead x reader

[thisbisexualbrainrot]

I was tagged by @one-more-offbeat-anthem to do this lil questions thingy so here we go: 

Nickname: I honestly don’t really have one? 

Zodiac: Pisces 

Height:  5′5″

Last thing I googled: ......how to spell pisces

Song stuck in my head: "Coney Island” by Taylor Swift ft The National

Amount of sleep: last night I got like 4 hours but it’s cause I was up reading destiel porn so yeah

Lucky number: What even is a lucky number for? Ive never understood this....

Favorite song: Of all time? Just ONE song? Probably Kings and Queens by 30 Seconds to Mars. That song makes me want to jump off a building in a good way and no I will not explain. 

Favorite instrument:  Guitar

Aesthetic: It used to be more “starving artist nerd” but since I got an adult job with adult money and Im older, I look more basic bitch but also kind of artsy and witchy? Cuffed jeans always. I love designer leather boots/booties(Freebird by Steven specifically) and I love wearing anything to do with nature like leaf earrings and I like crystals. My favorite colors to wear are pinks, purples, burnt browns, and greens. EDIT: my man says I look stylish, not basic. Bless him.

Favorite author: I need to read more. I used to read a lot of actual books and now I’m too tired. But I’ll always love J.R.R Tolkien for the world he created, even if he does ramble on a bit sometimes. 

Favorite animal noises: crickets chirping at night or bird calls early in the morning like the one that goes ooooeeeooo ooo ooo(idk what kind of bird that is but I heard it every morning growing up)

Random: I’ve kissed Misha’s face. Not lying, I swear I did it. 

Not gonna tag anyone cause Im too lazy 

#it wasnt even that impressive though #it was for a photo op my friend paid for but she didnt want to go alone #and when we got up to misha she said can we kiss your cheeks #and he was like yeah sure #so we did #but honestly i was embarrassed

[askyancy]

That ask meme thingys

I dont’s wants to spam the main thing so we’s repostin it  Here’s a link to the original  https://askyancy.tumblr.com/post/188857885461/get-to-know-me-uncomfortably-well

1. What is you middle name? Daniel 2. How old are you? 30 3. When is your birthday? June 28  - 4:15pm 4. What is your zodiac sign? Cancer 5. What is your favorite color? Blood Red 6. What’s your lucky number? 4 7. Do you have any pets? Not anymore. But I’s used to have a cat fer like 15 seconds? Her name was Flancy 8. Where are you from? Ohio! 9. How tall are you? 5′10 10. What shoe size are you? 10 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 7 buts they’s keep em locked away from me 12. What was your last dream about? I hads a nightmare.. ah.. somet’in about escapin and upsettin de guards with someone handsome..or beautiful..or both I dont remembers 13. What talents do you have? I can sing I s’poses!  14. Are you psychic in any way? Psh no 15. Favorite song? I dont wanna be free Popular - Wicked 16. Favorite movie? Robin Hood Men In Tights 17. Who would be your ideal partner? Oh  er I er- I dunno... someone... someone who gets me youse know? 18. Do you want children? I er... n-no.. I mean yeah I do’s but.. I aints a good father 19. Do you want a church wedding? I don’ts think the church woulds want someone like me in der. Nah somewhere on a beach or somet’ins 20. Are you religious? Uhm.. not reallys.. God aint done a lot fer someone like me ya know? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? A few times yeah. Lot o long stories there aheh.. maybe anoder time! 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nah course not..... not at aaaaaallls.... not once! Totally not in prison cos I broke any o dem law things...  23. Have you ever met any celebrities? I er.. not reallys?  24. Baths or showers? Shower! I could shower fer hours! aint payin no water bill so why nots! 25. What color socks are you wearing? White ones.. all we gets in here 26. Have you ever been famous? Ey er actually supposedlys I was on the tumblr fandom thingy once! That was nice! 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Me- ah ..nah.. I wouldnt wants all that. Nah.. nice quiet life in prison is fer me! 28. What type of music do you like? Musicals mostly! I er posted  lil mini playlist recently youse might be able to find it! 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Eh.. aheh... I er... yeah... ahaheh... I’ll leave that up to youses for youses imaginations~ 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 16 31. What position do you usually sleep in? Lil spoons! 32. How big is your house? I means it’s pretty big! Prison gotta house a lotta roomies youse know? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Dey serves us dry cereals or oatmeal 34. Have you ever fired a gun? Shotgun,  Franchi SPAS-12  12 gauge. 6 shots in total. 3 fatal shots. 1 miss 35. Have you ever tried archery? Nah I aint goods at no stringy thingys theys get all tangled 36. Favorite clean word? Bourgeoisie  37. Favorite swear word? The U bomb 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 6 days 39. Do you have any scars? Ah, couple on my left hand from a knife, one on my right leg from a bullet and I gots a …few more on my back but ah.. I donts like to talks about those ones. Youse understand. 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? If I knews if I had a secret Admoirer it wouldnts be a secret no mores! 41. Are you a good liar? ah no.. I got a lotta tells 42. Are you a good judge of character? terrible! But ah! I always trys to make amends youse know? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Ah a few, can do my dayds, New Joysey, Bahstan and New Yoyrk 44. Do you have a strong accent? Peoples always be tellin me I do 45. What is your favorite accent? I likes dem scottish types... ah and dat ole southern drawls good a good tingle to its! 46. What is your personality type? .... I er... I dunnos... Nice??? but like... tough guys too? Youse make that call 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? My shoeses! Dese is Itallian! 48. Can you curl your tongue? yeth 49. Are you an innie or an outie? I’m an innie! Prison life is where I lives int no outtie life fer me! 50. Left or right handed? I’s actually ambidestrous! 51. Are you scared of spiders? n...no...... why is der one near by? Youse gotta get it! 52. Favorite food? Gumbo. period. 53. Favorite foreign food? Probably one o dose indian curries! 54. Are you a clean or messy person? I likes to keep a clean cell  55. Most used phrased? Youses know? 56. Most used word? Youses 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 5-10 minutes... unless its a show day then I takes like 3 hours. Gotta look poifect  58. Do you have much of an ego? Peoples be tellin’ me lately that I’m an ego nows but I dont gets it. I aint tryna be above anyones else ya know? I’s just out here tryna be me 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? I licks them ;P 60. Do you talk to yourself? Me nah... Why’s would I talk to myselfs? Not like I dont gots a whole gang to talks to. Not like I’m locked aways from them right now whiles in Solitary... Not likes I fill the silence in ‘ere with false conversations ....  61. Do you sing to yourself? Always! thoughs there aint much privacy in ‘ere so’s a lot o people get to hear it too 62. Are you a good singer? Peoples tells me so! But I’s still got a lot to works on 63. Biggest Fear? .......... Abandonment  64. Are you a gossip? What? Nah... I woulds never betray someone like that. Only cruel cold hearts sons o bitches do’s that. Oh! Dat reminds me youse should hear what I heard about Shithole Hank the other day. So gets this --- 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? Chicago! Best thing! 66. Do you like long or short hair? Short hair! Slides better through the fingers! 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Wells I coulds but youse might call it cheatin but here goes https://youtu.be/MSvJ9SN8THE?t=34s 68. Favorite school subject? Theatre o course! 69. Extrovert or Introvert? I er I’m an introvert actually 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Sadlys no... Always wanted to go see one o dem coral reefs wid de fishes! 71. What makes you nervous? ....the...the Ward’n 72. Are you scared of the dark? All dese nooks n crannies deys dayrk down there I gets used to it But afraid o de Dayrk..... de Dayrk scares me... 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Only if its a common t’ing and theys not notice it on there own! 74. Are you ticklish? Yes but dont go tellin nobodys! 75. Have you ever started a rumor? Me! No! Course not! Startin’ rumors is the lowest o de low... spreadin em dough? I heards this one that Tiny once ate a guards arm.. like..de whole t’ing. I’d honestly say dat wasn’t true but... I mean.. it’s Tiny... Dey’s strong and terrifyin if youse get on their bad side! 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Me nah... I ain’ts authoritive like  77. Have you ever drank underage? No. and I don’ts endorse it eithers 78. Have you ever done drugs? No. We’s very against that at Happy Trails. We’s is about rehabilitation. 79. Who was your first real crush? Ah nice guy in my high school called Illinois buts then..everyone had a crush on him. I wonder how his adventurin craze is doin him 80. How many piercings do you have? Ah just my ears 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ rr....rrrrrlbllr... RRBLRLBLRRGRLR...... RRRRRRRRRRR there we gos 82. How fast can you type? I dunno’s how fast do I’s respond to youses akses 83. How fast can you run? Only ever got caught once! and dey cheated with bullets 84. What color is your hair? Black and dark as night babye~ 85. What color is your eyes? Brown like the muddy pools of-.... er.... chocolate? 86. What are you allergic to? Rabbits and kidney beans...and hard labor 87. Do you keep a journal? Yeah but dats fer my eyes only capiche!? 88. What do your parents do? Nothin anymore.....  Me Dayd always thoughts he was so good. always mocking me n stuff.. Thought he was all big bein a dental surgeon! And mom! Oh mom was just as bayd. Thinkin she was all better than me! Providin me with cuddles n loves and hugs n stuff tellin me to chase my dreams WELL WHOS DREAMIN NOW MA! Youse aint nursin nobody no mores! 89. Do you like your age? I dont like dat its gettin older 90. What makes you angry? Not a lotta t’ings but if youse be disrespectin mah fam’ly youse is gonna get it! 91. Do you like your own name? Yeah I likes it. had it a while now and it suits me youse know? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? ah... Not reallys I means.. thats a joint decision youse know? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? ah... thats up to the kid to decide when they’s ready 94. What are you strengths? I’s a good team member me thinks? 95. What are your weaknesses? I er... I gots a lot o’ flaws... 96. How did you get your name? ah wells it started with the nickname fancy pants and den dey took the first letter of my old name, a dead name i donts use it no mores, and it became Yancy Pants and den got shortened ta just Yancy 97. Were your ancestors royalty? Mine? psh.. nah! youse kiddin? For all I knows my ancestor was a pirate or somet’in 98. Do you have any scars? I gots -wait... I answered dis one already! 99. Color of your bedspread? Dark blue with some nice white sheets! 100. Color of your room? Grey... like every other wall in dis place

#yancy posts #ask meme #i wanted to give you all the full thing #enjoy some canon and head canon info! #thank you everyone who sent in asks!

[dtohl]

Quakecon vid notes

This got a lil messy cause they reuploaded and cut the video and I'm too tired to retroactively fix things as the video is no longer two and a half hours long so y'all can just watch the 37 minute video if you really want to

I'm not sure if I can make a spoiler cut on mobile so uhhjhh,,,,, long post here we go!

Actual start of presentation 24:30

E3 nuclear winter recap 26:25

NW future plans 35:55

- new map Morgantown

- grafton monster

- larger map?

- LAKE TO SWIM IN

Vault Raids 37:40

- first one is vault 94

- rewards

-- "some of it might actually help you hide a little bit"

- should be coming out in the next few weeks

- designed for 4 players

- can use less players if wanted

- 3 difficulty levels

- novice is easier but still hard

- next two levels add a timer

- "its very puzzle based"

- can farm legendaries in the vault

- both mid vault and end rewards

- if you get mid reward and die you keep it

- end reward is mossy/fern-covered armor and power armor

(one piece per run?)

- set bonus

- armor is usable in nw

- second vault raid comes out in the "not too distant future"

WASTELANDERS recap 41:00

(overseer sounds,,, tired, let her rest please)

(bow <3)

(panning for gold)

(space station base has captured my heart tbh)

Wastelanders new info 42:00

- settlers and raiders factions

- all throughout the map

- new random encounters

- new points of interest

- SUBFACTIONS

- tavern with npc bartenders

- can run into hostile raiders

- mothman cult npcs!

- factions arent just good/evil but rather shades of grey

- settlers might have dome shady shit going on too

- reputation system!?

- can play both factions owo

- double crossing uwu

Dialogue trees 47:30

-

(Gonna scream, they re-uploaded the video after editing breaks out, so uh, my timestamps are wrong now, might fix em in post who knows. Going forwards gonna use the new timestamps tho.)

Some character concept designs at 21:25

I love the lady at 21:44

Dialogue trees 22:50

- affected by your S.P.E.C.I.A.L.s

- diff levels of diff S.P.E.C.I.A.L.s will give you more or different dialogue options

-diff chars will have diff options available to choose

- some choices will appear depending on your reputation with diff factions

- not the fallout 4 dialogue system

- more like fallout 3 dialogue system

- list based (like this poorly formatted mess ur reading)

- "this is just the begining of that, these are the tools we're building to create all future content as well"

COMPANIONS 24:18

- still working on the mechanics

- can bring back to your C.A.M.P.

- they take you on certain quests

- "can do things with them that are very specialized"

(What does that mean holy shit do we,,, uhhh nvm)

- mainly going to stay in your C.A.M.P.

- only join for very specific quests

-- will help/hinder/surprise you with things

- can definitely romance them

- go up and down in favor with them

Other wastelanders stuff 25:36

- 25:52 some weapon concept art

- new gauss weapons

- 25:56 oh god the centaur thing is a wendigo collossus

(However you spell it,,,)

- 26:05 more plasma weapons

-- including the return of the plasma caster

- 26:12 oh no floaters from fallout 1

- 26:35 confirmed bows

- more stealth/hunter perks to support the bows <3

(Skyrim stealth archer build here we go again)

(Im genuinely smiling about this shit y'all )

- maybe dynamite arrows

Wastelanders currently targeting November for release

28:15 changes to the event system

- fast travel to events will be free

- active events will be very visable in the UI

- making the rewards more reliable/predictable

- can see event times/rewards from map

- seperate public events from regular events

Nuclear winter change 29:23

- perk choosing

-- if you get a duplicate perk card in NW you instead get a ticket to buy perks with

More wastelanders 30:07

- some level normalization stuff

(I dont get it too much but ehh)

30:49 LEGENDARY PERKS

- this might change

- approx every 50 levels you can "choose a S.P.E.C.I.A.L. to get legendary in and then within that S.P.E.C.I.A.L. you're gonna have an array of Perk Cards you can choose from just for that slot"

- can use these perks on new characters as well as the one that earned the perk

32:25 community questions

- they check the bethesda forums and the reddit for feedback

- working on a public test server or some other thing

- if they nerf something they're gonna try to buff something else

- looking at ways to increase the C.A.M.P. budget

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(ran out of room on a single memo thingy)

- looking into private servers <3

-- "coming in the near future"

---"they're coming sooner than you think"

(They uhhh look like they're in trouble for saying ANYTHING about private servers)

(Started talking about faschnaught type events but the official vid got cut off here?)

#long post #uhhhhh #im sorry

[oksurefam]

So i got a job

.....

Yes this is my fucking diary apparently

SO

I got a job in this lovely little coffee in the center of my city for shit and giggles and mainly because i need dem coins, u feel me

And I thought yeah it will be fun! (It is) it isn’t (it is I swear)

SO SOMETHING LIKE A LIST OF THINGS THAT HAPPENED SO FAR AND NTHAT NOBODY ASKED FOR BUT I DO WHAT I WANT SO EVERYONE CAN PRETTY MUCH SUCK IT

-on my first day i almost spilled uhhh what is the orange shit that doesn’t really taste good but every woman in their 40s is drinking it in the summer for some reason?????? OH APEROL SPRITZ yeah i almost spilled it at awoan in white pants

-i broke one (1) porcelain thingy that u put on a plate next to coffee and u pud a lil cookies inside

-i successfully named the action of putting the cookies into the thingy as putting the babies into their cribs (my lovely coworker had the laugh of her life after she heard me say it)

-i got screamed at because I accidentally wanted to take the wrong cake and the man just had to scream I DID TELL U WHAT I WANTED!!!THATS NOT WHAT I WANTED!!!!! I apologized, gave him the right thing and may or may not went to cry to the back

-i got adopted (my two favorite coworkers were talking at the end pf my FIRST SHIFT-its the learning shift-the maybe u wont be even working here shift-THE TRY OUTS- and they were just like WERE ADOPTING HER! SHES GONNA WORK SHIFTS WITH US FROM NOW ON!! And i just- okay then i guess that’s happening?)

-i made like 30 frappes that day- seriously what the fuck,, why is everyone and their mother obsessed woth FRAPPES???

-the morning after my try out shift i get a call from desperate coworker that adopted me, almost crying and begging me to come because they had lits of customers and noobe to serve them basically

-and so my second shift began!

-i dont remember much from that day tbh

-OH I SAW BABY BIRDS!!!! We have baby birds in the hall where are the trash cans! They are adorable...the birds not the trash...

-also at the end of the day my coworker just told me she wants me to be the manager of the shift during summer... i was there for two (2) days and she wants me to take the responsibility of being a manager G R E A T

-third shift was again on Saturday and it was quite hectic

-i met two new coworkers

-there was also one of the two coworkers that adopted me and when she saw me she just went SWEETIEEEE HIIII and turned to the new coworker and said THATS HER THE GOOD ONE and introduced us..

-th ere was also this old car showcase on the fucking street??????

-the cars kinda blocked our parcel so the manager pf the shift had to tell them to fuck off kindly

-so i was basically running through old cars, taking orders and then getting them their orders

-i made 5 frappes thts day

-i also got screamed at once

-STORY TIME?

-so i just handed out some cales and this lady called me so i went there and she started screaming @ me vecause i got them their cakes forst BUT SHE ORDERED BEFORE THEM

-I apologized and tried to explain that there are allot of orders and that i just kinda take whatever they give me and hand it to the customers

-she cancelled and said she’s going somewhere else

-i said goodbye and walked away

-my coworkers said she was a bitch

-i saw many doggos that day

-i saved a caterpillar

-OH 2 girls walked in AND I THINK THEY WERE ON A DATE???

-i also got really awkward in front of them cuz i am a stupid bitch who cant remember the table numbers

-they were really sweet tho!!!

-i almost spilled coffee at this cute guy that day,,,,not my proudest moment

-after we closed up the most beautiful couple came in (seriously the bisexual pansexual whateverswxual me screamed on the inside)

-i had to politely tell them to fuck off

-i also met a really grumpy d coworker that did almost nothing but complained the whole day

-in our coffee at the end of the day we share the tips right... so whoever has the longest shift get the tips equally

-well that day i got higher tips than that old grumpy lady just sayin

SO

First three shifts done

My legs hurt like HELL after each and every one of them

BUT

I really like working there.

MY NEXT SHIFT IS TOMORROW!!! So more shit that happened and that nobody asked for will come soon i guess

#hello #i got new job #waitress #my work #is fun #!!! #my blog will be a fucking diary at this point

[verdigrisprowl]

Oct 30 Dancitron Movie Night - Poltergeist

Soundwave dressed as Tarantulas. Prowl nearly died. Tarantulas showed up dressed as Soundwave. Prowl DID die.

Prowl had a good night.

Today Generalbri 7:37 pm HEWWWOO NoodlesAtNight 7:38 pm *Most of the minis are off having a party with those who like Earth holidays, but a few have stayed here. Rumble - making a semi-convincing Minimus Ambus - is lounging on a couch with a sparkly orange cube in his hand. Where Soundwave usually sits is... well, it's probably Soundwave, but it sure looks different. Purple and green, fuzzy as Pit, with several pipes harnessed to his back. Even his visor has a fake set of mandibles and a yellow stripe displayed on it.* ((YO)) SpectralDragon615 7:38 pm ((SOUNDWAVE ARE YOU COSPLAYING TARA)) NoodlesAtNight 7:38 pm (( ouo )) SpectralDragon615 7:38 pm ((god you're so valid)) Generalbri 7:39 pm (( omg MedicalMurdersaurus 7:39 pm *BUSTS in through the door, painted as pink as can be* Me Swoop am COMEDIAN — wily-red-and-galeforce-gold: “You wanna be a power... Me Swoop am COMEDIAN — wily-red-and-galeforce-gold: “You wanna be a power... - wily-red-and-galeforce-gold:?““You wanna be a power ranger?” ” Generalbri 7:40 pm (( that's cute NoodlesAtNight 7:40 pm *Rumble IMMEDIATELY bursts into laughter. It takes him a second to rearrange himself into something more proper looking and serious.* //Greetin's, Earthling. Obey the Tyrest Accord 'n all that while ya stay here.// Omalah 7:40 pm *Always one for a good scary movie, Aegis slips in, not in costume but carrying some extra treats and high grade* SpectralDragon615 7:40 pm *the dragon bridges in, dragging a cart full of treats behind her. chestburster heads- you can see the lil hat remnants from where she used the same mold as the dancing chestburster sculpture she made for Soundwave -, mercury rolls shaped like xenomorph eggs where the mercury spills out when you bite into it, gummy bats and rust stick pumpkins. surprisingly, the dragon shoves the cart somewhere out of the way and vanishes back into the bridge in a blur of pink and rhinestones* Sorry, two trips! MedicalMurdersaurus 7:41 pm what THAT? *has no idea what rumble is talking about or who he is* NoodlesAtNight 7:43 pm //Only the best rules ya ever saw, 'n I'm enforcin' 'em.// *Rumble nods to Aegis and then to the dragon.* //If that dirty Soundwave 'Con was here, he'd like them treats. Made 'em to health regulations, I hope.// MedicalMurdersaurus 7:43 pm ENFORCE? kehheheh. You a POLICE bot? SunstreakerCMO 7:43 pm -stalls at the entrance. Had he missed something?- NoodlesAtNight 7:44 pm ((bri if you wanna come in as you as a human feel free, we'll just air bubble you lol. otherwise you could be someone if you want or just chill and chatter in OOC as you like 😃 )) Generalbri 7:45 pm (( oh jeez. it's been so long verdigrisprowl 7:46 pm *appears; sits in his usual s--* NoodlesAtNight 7:46 pm //I ain't a police bot. I'm a rules lawyer.// verdigrisprowl 7:46 pm *hold the ever-loving fuck on* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:46 pm Boring Me Swoop am PINK RANGER That waaaaaaaaay more exciting : > SunstreakerCMO 7:46 pm -slowly backing up. No idea what's going on in this room, at all- verdigrisprowl 7:46 pm *stares at Soundwave* NoodlesAtNight 7:46 pm *Tarantulas-Soundwave waggles one of the pipes at Sunstreaker.* Omalah 7:47 pm Ranger? What the heck is that? SpectralDragon615 7:47 pm *the NEXT cart is actually a dolly that the dragon has to push through- the cargo is that heavy! it's not a life-sized sculpture of a xenomorph queen, but it's at least three times the height of the chestburster sculpture she brought to Soundwave, molded in energon. the plates and teeth are detailed in silver, and the eyes are carefully hammered in the same metal. each piece of silver has had the same phrase carved on it in cybertronian, an earth language, and a pictographical language that Soundwave might recognize as the dragon's own. they're not spooky phrases- "from knowledge, power" and "a silver tongue is worth its weight in gold" are both there, amongst others -but it's all very heartfelt. the dragon is dressed as... a pink toad with dragonfly wings and a rhinestone fetish? hm.* Okay. That's the second one. Hi, Soundwave! *phew. she's bushed.* ((lmao I wrote all that and nearly forgot to say what it was a sculpture of)) ((dragon got spooky)) SunstreakerCMO 7:48 pm -just /stares/ back at the thing that looks kinda like Soundwave but he's not sure- NoodlesAtNight 7:48 pm *Now waggles a pipe-leg at Prowl as well and pats the seat next to himself. Little hearts float up on his visor and everything, over the mandibles.* Omalah 7:48 pm *Waves to Sunstreaker* Are you oing to come in and relax or what? SunstreakerCMO 7:48 pm ....what is going on? MedicalMurdersaurus 7:48 pm HALLOWEEN duh Omalah 7:48 pm Spooky Celebration NoodlesAtNight 7:48 pm //A duly appointed holiday.// SunstreakerCMO 7:49 pm Halloween? MedicalMurdersaurus 7:49 pm *blows raspberries at a duly appointed butt* verdigrisprowl 7:49 pm ... W-what. SunstreakerCMO 7:49 pm A holiday of what? verdigrisprowl 7:49 pm *HE'S MAKING AN ASTOUNDING EFFORT TO KEEP IT TOGETHER* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:49 pm Scary things SunstreakerCMO 7:50 pm ............ I am more confused than anything right now NoodlesAtNight 7:50 pm [[Prowl, /dearest,/ whatever is the matter? It hasn't been /that/ long since I came to a movie night.]] *Oh Primus, he is about to lose it himself. Keep sitting still, Soundwave.* Generalbri 7:51 pm *something smacks into the back of Sunstreaker's helm* oi! out of the way! *then off a tiny black toy ship flies off then transforms to land on the back of the couch* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:51 pm It a dress up spooky scare day NoodlesAtNight 7:51 pm *"Minimus Ambus" gets up to inspect the Alien queen, squinting and hrmming at it.* //Was this registrated like an invasive species with customs?// Omalah 7:52 pm Except Soundwave generally puts a pin in anything actually scary like sparkeaters so we don't have to worry about anything MedicalMurdersaurus 7:52 pm Us go fight real monsters??? :V SunstreakerCMO 7:52 pm -jerks forwards and then turns to look at the thing that hit him- ...what. SunstreakerCMO 7:53 pm And I was not told this was going on SpectralDragon615 7:53 pm *the dragon tries VERY hard not to giggle* Yes, sir! I have its paperwork right here. *hands Rumble a xenomorph-egg mercury roll* Generalbri 7:53 pm *small four legged toy flaps his arms; wearing what looks like bat wings, has fake fangs* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:53 pm Him Sideswipe do Dinobot costumes : > PAINT costume Not COSTUME costume SunstreakerCMO 7:54 pm I think I should have remained on base.... NoodlesAtNight 7:54 pm //It's a tradition. Have to keep traditions. Important stuff. Can't go ignorin' the way things is usually done.// MedicalMurdersaurus 7:54 pm Why? SunstreakerCMO 7:55 pm This is not...something I was prepared for NoodlesAtNight 7:55 pm *Rumble confiscates the xeno-egg mercury roll and gives it a lick.* //Paperwork checks out. Carry on, rhinestone thingie.// MedicalMurdersaurus 7:55 pm so? NoodlesAtNight 7:55 pm //You, little ship thing. Y'got a parkin' permit?// Omalah 7:56 pm If its too much, would it be easier for you to stay near the gate and away from the... paraphanelia? SpectralDragon615 7:56 pm Fairy dragon, sir. Thank you, sir. *the dragon awkwardly salutes, before putting the rest of her treats where they belong* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:56 pm *bounces to the song* SunstreakerCMO 7:56 pm It was unexpected NoodlesAtNight 7:56 pm *"Tarantulas" beckons Swoop closer.* [[Swoop! Would you like to go Up? Once only, of course.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 7:56 pm !!! Generalbri 7:56 pm *frowns* left it outside. need I get it? *tilts helm, wiggles* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:57 pm YES! SunstreakerCMO 7:57 pm And I think I should MedicalMurdersaurus 7:57 pm *literally does not care who this offer is from as long as it happens* Omalah 7:58 pm ((I'm going to grab food real quick)) NoodlesAtNight 7:59 pm ((starting in 15 minutes so yeah get your food and stuff!)) SunstreakerCMO 7:59 pm -and he's going to move towards the back of the room, hopefully away from the holiday stuff- NoodlesAtNight 7:59 pm *Soundwave holds out his arms in their furry mittens. Come on, then, Swoop.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:00 pm *dashes over to Soundwave and all but throws himself in the other mech's arms* NoodlesAtNight 8:00 pm //Hmm. Nah. You seem like a trustworthy bo... yer a bot, ain'tcha? Kinda small. Smaller 'n me, 'n I'm the irreductible me.// verdigrisprowl 8:01 pm *soundwave's even imitating tarantulas.* *hold on, prowl's gonna. just. he's gonna. sit down. and bury his face in his hands. and shake.* NoodlesAtNight 8:03 pm *Soundwave hoists Swoop into the air and plays back one of Tarantulas' cackles. He knows this is gonna cause trouble later and does not care at all.* Generalbri 8:03 pm *the tiny toy sticks out his tiny glossa, jumps off the couch, transforms and lands on Rumbles helm* i'm not a bot! i'm a bat! MedicalMurdersaurus 8:03 pm *SQUEALS* verdigrisprowl 8:03 pm *prowl would care. if he could breathe.* NoodlesAtNight 8:04 pm *He'll be sure to put Swoop down again before Prowl can ventilate properly.* //Oh, hey. I ain't who ya want if you're a bat. You gotta wait for a Starscream or somethin'.// SpectralDragon615 8:04 pm *oh, dear, Prowl is dying. the dragon is actually slightly concerned* NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm *And down Swoop goes. Soundwave should probably pat Prowl on the back in comfort. That seems a Tarantulas thing to do.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm *bounces and snickers* You PRETTY good Spider Bot kehehhhehhh SunstreakerCMO 8:05 pm -what is going on in this room anymore?- Omalah 8:05 pm *Aegis isn't sure if Prowl is trying not to laugh or if he's having a panic attack so he's just going to let him have space* verdigrisprowl 8:05 pm *he certainly is dying and soundwave killed him.* NoodlesAtNight 8:06 pm *Shenanigans, Sunstreaker. So many shenanigans. This place gets a little.... off-kilter, around Halloween.* SunstreakerCMO 8:06 pm ((at least there's a medic in the room Omalah 8:06 pm ((two of 'em)) SunstreakerCMO 8:06 pm ((yup verdigrisprowl 8:06 pm *okay. okay. he's recovering. thanks for the back pats. he sits up and looks at— nope, his face is going back in his hands.* SpectralDragon615 8:06 pm Um, Super-intelligent Spider Sir, I think Prowl is dying. Generalbri 8:06 pm *makes a face* eww, no. i'll just chill right here. *notices Prowl* is he dead yet so i can suck some energon?~ SpectralDragon615 8:06 pm *that's absolutely how she's addressing Soundwave Tara* SunstreakerCMO 8:06 pm -HE CAN TELL- MedicalMurdersaurus 8:07 pm Where Her Bird? :V Omalah 8:07 pm No you may not. Have some candy instead. SunstreakerCMO 8:07 pm -He's staying in his corner, until this is over- Generalbri 8:07 pm *whines loudly, falls off Rumble* NoodlesAtNight 8:08 pm [[Oh dear, oh dear. I'll have to bind him up in spider web and take him to my laboratory for, er - intense science.]] Omalah 8:08 pm *He doesn't get to come to these movie nights often but he's wondering what Tara is going to think of Soundwave's costume* SpectralDragon615 8:08 pm *the dragon makes an undignified noise. her turn to die trying not to laugh. of all the things she expected to hear, that was NOT one of them.* verdigrisprowl 8:09 pm SOUNDW— *CHOKES* NoodlesAtNight 8:09 pm *Visor-on-the-visor smile.* verdigrisprowl 8:09 pm *HE'S TRYING NOT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD AND YOu'RE NOT HELPING* Generalbri 8:09 pm *gets back to the couch* is that tonight's movie?? NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm //Bird ain't here, buddy. She 'n the Saw went off to that party in Praxus. Horrible. Noise violations everywhere.// MedicalMurdersaurus 8:10 pm : V : < NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm ((I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS IN THIS)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:10 pm Me Swoop want to noise violations too : < verdigrisprowl 8:11 pm *reaches over and, pushes soundwave. very gently.* SunstreakerCMO 8:11 pm -he doesn't want to know- NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm *Rumble tries to catch the tiny bat.* //Hey! Don't fall. I'm an Accord enforcer, not a medic. Anyway, tonight's movie is Poltergeist. Ain't no such thing, but the spider likes them unexplained phenominomin.// *Soundwave pushes back oh so gently. He's glad Prowl took this costume well.* NoodlesAtNight 8:12 pm ((THREE MINUTES TIL START)) Generalbri 8:13 pm *rumble is able to catch the bat who just sits there* Oh.. I should tell Boomer. but we don't need a mess. NoodlesAtNight 8:13 pm //What's the mess?// SCProwl 8:13 pm *Prowl arrives--and notices nothing amiss about the room or its inhabitants* Generalbri 8:14 pm *points at Prowl and the other Autobots* them if Boomer sees them verdigrisprowl 8:14 pm *okay. okay, he's recovered. okay. all right. ... he's not going to look at soundwave again.* NoodlesAtNight 8:14 pm ((WARNINGS: Poltergeist // bady flickering/flashing lights through the whole opening portion (and once the kids are snoozing with their parents, and after they check the pool, and when tangina opens the door), foul language, dead animal, drug use, men being disgusting toward a teenager, highly disturbing imagery of varying kinds, maggots in meat, serious body horror and gore once the guy looks in the bathroom mirror, one of the early "ancient burial ground" movies, gross 'ectoplasm' stuff, some kind of ghostly sexual assault?? not entirely sure)) verdigrisprowl 8:14 pm *aHEM.* Tarantulas is going to be furious if he sees you. NoodlesAtNight 8:15 pm //Oh. Yeah, don't tell 'em. Laughter's unseemly. Ain't nothin' sour 'n strict about it.// SpectralDragon615 8:15 pm *the dragon acts as though Prowl is talking to her* I'm a fairy dragon! Why would such a Super-intelligent Science Spider be offended by me? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:15 pm *is moving around in the vague approximation of dancing as he tries to figure out what to do with himself and all this energy* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:16 pm Me Swoop want to show Her Bird costume verdigrisprowl 8:16 pm *... slow blink.* *points at Soundwave. He was talking to him.* Generalbri 8:16 pm (( i'll probably not watch just because i'm not big into horror gorey realistic movies. just enjoying chatting for once NoodlesAtNight 8:16 pm ((absolutely fair! i don't expect anyone to make themselves uncomfortable for these)) Omalah 8:17 pm ((oh is this the original?)) NoodlesAtNight 8:17 pm ((yeeeeep)) Omalah 8:17 pm ((nice!)) NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[I'm never offended by myself. He--]] *Whoops. Focus more. Put the effort into the right self reference words.* [[I made myself, after all.]] verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm You know what I— *sees Rumble for the first time. snorts and claps both hands over his mouth.* NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm *Pats the other side of the couch, opposite Prowl.* [[Up, dear dragon.]] NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm //Hey! No laughin'. I'm just as bossy 'n important this way as in that big honkin' suit.// SunstreakerCMO 8:19 pm -okay, movie. He's going to ignore the room and watch the friggin' movie- NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm *Folds his arms and twitches his mustache* SpectralDragon615 8:19 pm *the dragon hops up with delight* Thank you, Super-intelligent Science Spider! verdigrisprowl 8:20 pm No laughing, sir! *he says, while 60% laughing.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:20 pm *doesn't have as much to dance to, so he twists at the waist, letting his arms and wings fling around behind him* NoodlesAtNight 8:20 pm //That's better.// Omalah 8:21 pm *Finding a spot near Sunstreaker, he sits down and offers some energon candies with gooey centers* NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm //Siddown, pink ranger. You're disturbin' the peace 'n suchlike.// SunstreakerCMO 8:22 pm -wasn't expecting that- ...hello... SpectralDragon615 8:22 pm *squishes as close to Soundwave as she dares with her squishy plush costume and giant wire dragonfly wings. she'd apologize for the offense to optics and basic color theory, but she will not.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:22 pm *decides to just be the pink ranger for a bit, bending at the knees before flinging himself backwards to flip his way into what may or may not be a free seat* Omalah 8:23 pm I guess they can afford to be wasteful in a gated community NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm *Polite applause from "Tara" to Swoop. Then, to the dragon:* [[You look like a Chimeracon I once knew. Created?]] *He waggles a mitten hand.* [[Both.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:24 pm *strikes his best victorious olympian pose at the applause* SpectralDragon615 8:25 pm *the dragon churrs at the "compliment"* I'm glad to know that such an intelligent Science Spider approves of my aesthetics. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm //Improper disposin' of dead pets. Tsk.// MedicalMurdersaurus 8:25 pm ??? Omalah 8:25 pm They do realize this could be solved by turning the channel with the dial MedicalMurdersaurus 8:25 pm Her going to FLUSH bird : V kehehheh not BIRD bird SunstreakerCMO 8:25 pm They do not appear to be very intelligent Omalah 8:26 pm *Is not going to laugh, even if it's tempting* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:26 pm Dead things not HUNGRY or LONELY Them dead Omalah 8:26 pm No, but certain civilizations would entomb their kings like that MedicalMurdersaurus 8:27 pm Entomb Omalah 8:28 pm Yes, entomb. Not everyone gets smelted down MedicalMurdersaurus 8:28 pm Entomb means....? verdigrisprowl 8:28 pm That's a waste of materials that the king's subjects could have benefitted fr—pfffft! *he saw Soundwave from the corner of his optic.* SunstreakerCMO 8:29 pm -Prowl seems like he's going to be out of commission for a bit- Omalah 8:30 pm That's true but people higher up always get special consideration SpectralDragon615 8:30 pm ((ksfhkasljhfa)) ((HE'S HERE)) verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm *okay. okay, he's fine. deeeep breath.* SunstreakerCMO 8:30 pm ((HAH Omalah 8:30 pm Entomb is when someone is generally encased in a stone room, buried. NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm *Starting to finally lose it. He hasn't seen Prowl laugh this much in... ever? Has he? It's contagious and he loves it.* [[Some buried beloved people with their royalty. Imagine it! All eternity with them.]] *"Flutters" the visor mandibles at Prowl.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:31 pm OH! Me Swoop know that. That what Autobots do to Dinobots. NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm //Child endangerin'. That's what that is.// verdigrisprowl 8:32 pm *paps him again* NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm *Huffing softly* verdigrisprowl 8:32 pm *... feels the fuzz. what's the fuzz like.* SpectralDragon615 8:32 pm *the dragon is going to die from stifling her laughter, and it will be a noble and glorious death* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm Me Swoop not a child. Me Swoop a Dinobot. Generalbri 8:32 pm (( gonna head out actually! have fun all! NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm *The fuzz is softer than Tarantulas'. He couldn't figure out how to replicate setae, so they just got purple fake fur. It's quality, though.* NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm ((aaaa! goodnight and thank you for coming by!)) verdigrisprowl 8:33 pm *meh. it's not right.* Omalah 8:33 pm *squirms at the sight of the clown* Creepy... NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm *Alas. There can only be one real Tarantulas.* verdigrisprowl 8:34 pm *smooths the fuzz back in place and looks back at the movie* Omalah 8:35 pm How can he not like the tree, he was climbing it earlier verdigrisprowl 8:35 pm ... Seriously, though. He's probably not going to come, but he might. And if he DOES he's going to be absolutely furious if he sees you. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:36 pm *glances over at the word "furious," that's a fighting word, someone throw down, swoop wants to see a fight* NoodlesAtNight 8:36 pm [[Then he will simply have to deal with the consequences of his actions. It will have been worth it for your reactions.]] NoodlesAtNight 8:37 pm *...And while he's here, and before Tarantulas can get in and stop him? Twisting to bring his legs up onto Prowl's thighs. Ahh. Comfortable.* Omalah 8:37 pm *snorts quietly* I remember doing that with Carri NoodlesAtNight 8:37 pm //Countin' thunder?// Omalah 8:38 pm Sleeping in his berth because of the thunder verdigrisprowl 8:38 pm *startles* What—? *THAT'S MORE FORWARD THAN USUAL* SpectralDragon615 8:38 pm *aw! cuteness. Soundwave and Prowl are illegally cute. arrest them, Police Rumble.* Omalah 8:38 pm ....or the gunshots NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm *Can't do. Nothing about it violates the Accord. Nobody's putting semicolons out of place.* NoodlesAtNight 8:39 pm //Don't tell nobody, but I heard it's comfortable sleepin' piled up. Not that I'd know. Too busy bein' alone 'n likin' it.// verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm *under the guidelines stipulated in section 194 subsection 23 paragraph 5 they're well within legal limits of adorableness* LyingLiarWhoLies 8:40 pm *the one real tarantulas.... has arrived! however he's actually just a scarily real holomatter avatar of the soundwave who's probably been mocking him* *what a time to come in tho* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:40 pm *head tilts at Rumble* Sleep alone? Omalah 8:40 pm Still not as creepy as that clown in the other room NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm @P: [[Tarantulas regularly dares to be in your space more often than he himself does. It seemed a valid excuse to be so brave himself.]] NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm //'Course. Ain't no room for nobody else in the Magnus armor.// verdigrisprowl 8:41 pm ... Very well. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:41 pm What? NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm *Soundwave glances up at the newcomer and buzzes in deep amusement.* verdigrisprowl 8:41 pm *glances at the door, sees "Soundwave," and starts. looks back at the real Soundwave. looks at the door again. alternate? or—* LyingLiarWhoLies 8:41 pm *having too much fun waving his feelers, taps prowl&sw on the shoulder with one* Sorry he's late to his own party. verdigrisprowl 8:41 pm *lightbulb clicks on.* SpectralDragon615 8:42 pm *the dragon looks over. sees tarantulas. dies on the spot.* verdigrisprowl 8:42 pm *cracks up* SpectralDragon615 8:42 pm *did her rebreather fall out, or is this just the most hilarious thing she's ever seen?* NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm *Pats himself on a feeler.* [[There, there. We've kept your seat warm.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:42 pm *doesn't know why we're laughing but laughs anyway* Omalah 8:43 pm *Looks to Sunstreaker* Do you wish you'd dressed as someone now? Also. Ew. verdigrisprowl 8:44 pm *laughing so hard he's sliding off his seat. sorry Soundwave, he's taking your legs with him.* SunstreakerCMO 8:44 pm No. I am fine as I am. NoodlesAtNight 8:44 pm *HOLD ON NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO PULL HIM OFF THE--* LyingLiarWhoLies 8:45 pm *compares self to sw, suddenly visibly upset/cringe* Wait, that's - I don't look like THAT, Primus - I mean - *tries to compose* He wonders if something is awry with you this evening, /Tarantulas/. *shock again at the mess falling off the couch* SunstreakerCMO 8:46 pm -and just looks over to see insanity on Prowl's couch- SpectralDragon615 8:46 pm *the dragon, acting more on instinct than logic, tries to grab Soundwave and rescue him. this does not work.* SunstreakerCMO 8:46 pm ......... SpectralDragon615 8:46 pm *she is a determined little bugger, but she's only the size of a fox. she loses to gravity every time.* SunstreakerCMO 8:47 pm -he's getting up now, just in case- NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm *Soundwave-Tarantulas is half up the couch and half off it, one shoulder of fuzz pulling off in the dragon's mouth.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:47 pm *looks over at "Tara" and "SW," taking no energy to digest the situation and putting all this energy towards wishing there'd be a throw down fight* NoodlesAtNight 8:48 pm [[I'm not myself, I think.]] *Looking up to Tarantulas proper with another huff.* LyingLiarWhoLies 8:48 pm Well that's ONE way of putting it. *wavy feelers* NoodlesAtNight 8:48 pm [[Do join us?]] NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm *Pointing.* //Movin' violation. 'S against the laws of physics. Oughta lecture the chair.// MedicalMurdersaurus 8:49 pm Punch it! : V *wants to see SOMEONE fight even if it is jsut Rumble v chair* SpectralDragon615 8:49 pm ...What is she doing to her hatchling. Omalah 8:50 pm Endangering it NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm [[Experimenting!]] SpectralDragon615 8:50 pm Clearly. *she's not actually sure which one she's responding to, but she's responding.* LyingLiarWhoLies 8:50 pm Even /I/ - even Tarantulas wouldn't do that to such a youngling, of course not. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:51 pm *rolls his optics at the whole room* EVERYONE sooooo *makes humph noises* about YOUNG young young : P NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm [[Thank you for coming to my defense, Soundwave.]] SpectralDragon615 8:52 pm *the dragon shakes some fuzz out from her mouth* This is why I like you, Soundwave. You're so nice to people. LyingLiarWhoLies 8:52 pm *quiet snort* *can he pull sw&prowl off the ground with feelers? does it work like that?* NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm *He can definitely pull Soundwave, at least. Maybe not with the greatest finesse, but--* LyingLiarWhoLies 8:53 pm *the real question is did he make the avatar strong enough* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:53 pm KEHEHHEHHHHHHEHEHHHEHHEH NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm *Startles and bangs a spine on the couch back. Winces and curls up* SunstreakerCMO 8:53 pm .............. NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm *He was NOT expecting the tree to do that.* SpectralDragon615 8:53 pm Mhm. The spirits are trying to abduct her. verdigrisprowl 8:53 pm *is much lighter than a normal person, so tarantulas should manage it* Omalah 8:53 pm *optics brighten* SpectralDragon615 8:54 pm I suppose they want to kill her and steal her body. Omalah 8:54 pm Oh good the clown is gone... SpectralDragon615 8:55 pm Ah, yes. She's dead. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:55 pm Dead LyingLiarWhoLies 8:55 pm *sets them down as gently as he can, yeek. just gonna, sit down next to em* SunstreakerCMO 8:55 pm -well, he doesn't like this movie anymore- Omalah 8:55 pm tornadoes do -not- explain what that tree just did verdigrisprowl 8:55 pm *he's down to giggles* SpectralDragon615 8:55 pm If you can't find her, you're far too late. NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm *Leans up on Tarantulas. Thank you for the assist.* Omalah 8:56 pm Pretty sure you have up to 24 hours before a child is assumed dead NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm *Rubs a fuzz-covered pipe/feeler paw on his holo self's head to feel the texture. Not bad. Huh!* verdigrisprowl 8:57 pm Did— Did y— Did both of you— SpectralDragon615 8:57 pm Spirits are supposed to abduct hatchlings to replace them. *the dragon hums* I don't actually believe those stories, but that's what the stories say. radioactivibee 8:57 pm ...why did he just NoodlesAtNight 8:57 pm *Rumble suddenly looks super uncomfortable at the dragon's comment. He'll just stuff that mercury roll into his mouth now.* radioactivibee 8:57 pm why would you swim around in there SunstreakerCMO 8:57 pm ....... Omalah 8:58 pm Because they assume their missing girl is in there NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm [[Did we what?]] radioactivibee 8:58 pm Are these humans ok? Omalah 8:58 pm Not even remotely NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm [[Not in the slightest.]] radioactivibee 8:58 pm oh MedicalMurdersaurus 8:58 pm When the movie do fighting stuff? verdigrisprowl 8:58 pm *gestures at both of them* Did you—plan this? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:59 pm GO back to beat up tree kehehehh SunstreakerCMO 8:59 pm -right, he REALLY doesn't like this movie now- LyingLiarWhoLies 8:59 pm He has not planned anything, of course not. Not with Tarantulas, at least. SpectralDragon615 8:59 pm *the dragon didn't notice, so she's going to continue- sorry Rumble* The stories then claim that the replaced hatchling then goes on a killing spree as an adult. *grumbles* As I said, I don't believe them. We had to codify docentry because we're bad parents. There's a far more mundane solution to those tales. NoodlesAtNight 8:59 pm [[No, never. He wouldn't dare be so devious.]] verdigrisprowl 8:59 pm I'm serious. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:59 pm Us Dinobots go on killing spree any time! Newbuild, whatever! : > verdigrisprowl 8:59 pm *he's TRYING to be serious.* SpectralDragon615 9:00 pm Swoop, don't you live in a cave? radioactivibee 9:00 pm So are these ghosts or demons? MedicalMurdersaurus 9:00 pm Yup~ Yup! SpectralDragon615 9:01 pm You may not be a dragon, but I feel like you prove my point. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:01 pm ((come on rabbit let me say stuff)) LyingLiarWhoLies 9:01 pm He DID hope Tarantulas would show up as - as less of a MESS than this, but no one can be as composed as him, he supposes. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:01 pm ((I'm lagging like nobody's business)) What point? :V NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm [[I was busy! I'm sure I'll look more presentable next time.]] @P: [[In other words: yes.]] radioactivibee 9:02 pm Humans have CLASSIC hauntings?? SpectralDragon615 9:02 pm *the dragon hesitates, and then chuffs* Don't worry about my point. I've got plenty more. Teeth grow back, and all. *she was GOING to say that "bad parenting causes killing sprees" but. Swoop probably doesn't need to hear it.* opatoes 9:03 pm /Smokescreen's a bit late, but is excited- Tarantulas! And Bee! Who does he go to? ... Is Messy next to Prowl?/ NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm *Well, that's... that's a complex question.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:03 pm *drops down into his ptero-mode, snapping his beak then laughing* Me Swoop have POINTS toooo kehehhehh LyingLiarWhoLies 9:04 pm *technically messy isn't here! just a holo of soundwave, and soundwave-dressed-badly-as-messy* radioactivibee 9:04 pm Dog! Oh Primus, let the dog be ok. opatoes 9:04 pm ... /The costume's convincing enough! Smokescreen's running over to give Soundwave dressed as Tarantulas a hug./ NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm *ALERT. ALERT. THIS COSTUME WAS A BAD IDEA* LyingLiarWhoLies 9:05 pm *GR8 IDEA* radioactivibee 9:05 pm [taking pictures of the madness] NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm [[LET GO OF HIM AT ONCE]] *That is definitely Soundwave.* opatoes 9:05 pm Messy! It feels like it's been forever and- maybe we can hang out more later? I didn't expect to see you tonight! ... Wait, what. /Lets go immediately./ SpectralDragon615 9:05 pm *the dragon FANS her wings out and snarls at Smokescreen* verdigrisprowl 9:05 pm *leeeeeans away* SunstreakerCMO 9:05 pm -okay, he's crowd watching now, at Smokescreen hugging Soundwave- opatoes 9:06 pm So, uh, Soundwave, you wanna, uh, look at the covenant later or something? radioactivibee 9:06 pm ...What the Oooooh no, nope, nuh-uh I don't like this. NoodlesAtNight 9:06 pm *Huffs in irritation and tries to smooth the moved fur back into place.* [[For Primus' sake. It's not even a convincing material, Smokescreen.]] opatoes 9:06 pm Oh! This is like the digimon movie! opatoes 9:07 pm ... Hey, it was convincing enough for me. Maybe I just need my optics recalibrated or something, LyingLiarWhoLies 9:07 pm See, that's what I mean! He doesn't look ANYTHINg- *huff* opatoes 9:07 pm /Staring at the holoform./ Wait, Messy, you're actually here? SunstreakerCMO 9:07 pm ...... opatoes 9:07 pm ... You're Messy, right? Not another Soundwave? SunstreakerCMO 9:08 pm -REALLY thinking he should have stayed at his base tonight- NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm //So her kid's Shadowzoned or somethin'?// SpectralDragon615 9:08 pm That's not any Soundwave, Smokescreen. LyingLiarWhoLies 9:08 pm He - he's right there. *gestures toward sw with feeler. totes* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:08 pm Shadowzone? NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm [[Don't you dare.]] LyingLiarWhoLies 9:08 pm He is Soundwave, just as always. opatoes 9:09 pm ... Hm. /Squinting at Soundwave dressed as Tarantulas./ Messy, that's a REALLY BAD Soundwave costume, you know. I can see your fuzzy bits. radioactivibee 9:09 pm Humans HAVE been to the Shadowzone before, but these humans don't look like they could ever create Ground Bridges. SpectralDragon615 9:09 pm *the dragon lifts her head up and stares at holo-tara. she'll bite.* radioactivibee 9:09 pm .......... LyingLiarWhoLies 9:10 pm *nearly dies trying not to laugh @ smokey, but it helps he doesn't have a face, so he just ends up shaking* radioactivibee 9:10 pm [is just going to watch, not even attempting to correct smokey] verdigrisprowl 9:10 pm Ugh. *glances at Soundwave and Tarantulas* Please—straighten him out. I can't handle this much stupidity in this close proximity. NoodlesAtNight 9:10 pm [[My - his - /Tarantulas'/ 'bits' are not fuzzy, thank you.]] opatoes 9:11 pm ... That's true. You weren't as soft as usual. Do spiders molt? Is that what happened? NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm *To Prowl:* [[He's /trying./]] verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm I know YOU are. LyingLiarWhoLies 9:11 pm Tarantulas often refers to them as "setae," and he would not be here if he had molted. *crosses arms* SunstreakerCMO 9:12 pm -face in palms. He is DONE- LyingLiarWhoLies 9:12 pm *kinda hard to cross weird SW arms, he finds* verdigrisprowl 9:12 pm /Tarantulas./ opatoes 9:12 pm Hm. You know an awful lot about spiders for a Soundwave. /Squinting again at the holoform, and is going to try to touch./ radioactivibee 9:12 pm So you do molt? Smokey, remember. Soundwave has tentacles. That basically makes him an arachnid. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:12 pm Birds molt : > *is part of this conversation now thx* NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm *It takes time to figure out how to cross his arms. A few days, when he first reformatted.* opatoes 9:12 pm Hey, spiders don't have tentacles! And I'm thankful for that. radioactivibee 9:12 pm Swoop, do you molt? radioactivibee 9:13 pm No, but he almost has 8 limbs. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:13 pm No NoodlesAtNight 9:13 pm [[It does /not/ make Soundwave an arachnid.]] SpectralDragon615 9:13 pm Tentacles are a valid and important anatomical option. LyingLiarWhoLies 9:13 pm Soundwave doesn't - HE doesn't have a sufficient number of limbs. opatoes 9:13 pm That doesn't make him an arachnid! That just makes him creepy. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:13 pm Me Swoop *bounces up enough to flap his wings* not have feathers NoodlesAtNight 9:13 pm [[Thank you, dragon.]] radioactivibee 9:13 pm He's the closest we have since Airachnid's on the moon. NoodlesAtNight 9:13 pm *Soundwave just puts his - er, Tarantulas' - face in his mitten-hands and vents into them.* opatoes 9:13 pm Hmmmm. /Smokescreen's leaning in to offer the Soundwave holoform a bit of the covenant, looking for a reaction./ SpectralDragon615 9:13 pm *the dragon puffs herself up proudly and churrs happily* radioactivibee 9:14 pm Primus, you brought that with you? Shouldn't it be in some kind of vault? opatoes 9:14 pm ... But if it's left in a vault, it'd be super easy to steal. Trust me, I've stolen from vaults before! LyingLiarWhoLies 9:14 pm *snatches right up !! but also pulls smokey in for a hug, because watching sw's holo hugging smokey has gotta be weird from the outside, rite* radioactivibee 9:14 pm Smokes, you're the only bot with a phase shifter. opatoes 9:15 pm /SQUEAKS at the "Soundwave hug, before affectionately hugging him./ Messy! You can't trick me for that long! SunstreakerCMO 9:15 pm -standing up. He's done for tonight- radioactivibee 9:15 pm ... verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm *mutters* Finally. radioactivibee 9:15 pm It was fun while it lasted. LyingLiarWhoLies 9:15 pm *signature tara laughter can be heard through the sw mask, it's probably pretty creepy* SpectralDragon615 9:15 pm *the dragon reaches out with one paw to offer a pat for Prowl* Omalah 9:15 pm *Watches Sunstreaker getting up* where you going? opatoes 9:15 pm /Making a point of hugging the holoform, practically climbing him!/ opatoes 9:15 pm Hey, I bet I could break into a vault without it. I'm pretty crafty! radioactivibee 9:16 pm One of the high security ones in Iacon? NoodlesAtNight 9:16 pm [[Get off of him!]] *That is the most horrifying thing he's ever seen.* opatoes 9:16 pm I'd give it a go! verdigrisprowl 9:16 pm *... leans away from paw reaching at him?* radioactivibee 9:16 pm I don't doubt you could break into a normal vault but SpectralDragon615 9:16 pm *okay. retracts paw.* NoodlesAtNight 9:16 pm *Already pulling fur patches off his shoulders and thighs and whatnot.* opatoes 9:16 pm Look, I snuck past the Soundwave in my universe with the forge. With THIS paint job! I'm pretty sneaky. SunstreakerCMO 9:16 pm ....nowhere LyingLiarWhoLies 9:17 pm *patpat smokey's head with a feeler* NoodlesAtNight 9:17 pm *He refuses to let Smokescreen take advantage of his holo self like this.* opatoes 9:17 pm /Squirming away from the feeler- okay, that's enough!/ LyingLiarWhoLies 9:17 pm *gently does pick smokey up off him and puts him down* radioactivibee 9:17 pm With the phase shifter or without? SunstreakerCMO 9:17 pm -Smokscreen figured things out, so he's fine now- NoodlesAtNight 9:17 pm ((this is a super gross scene btw y'all)) opatoes 9:17 pm Without, but it was in the middle of their base! And no one noticed. radioactivibee 9:17 pm ....frag, I don't think I've ever snuck past Soundwave in plain view. (( OH GOD IT'S THIS PART I SAW IT IN THE FREAKING MAZE AT UNIVERSAL opatoes 9:17 pm Either the Decepticons are just that dumb, or I'm really good at sneaking. And I don't think the Decepticons are all that dumb. LyingLiarWhoLies 9:18 pm (( THIS IS AMAZING SunstreakerCMO 9:18 pm What.... MedicalMurdersaurus 9:18 pm keeheh Melt face SunstreakerCMO 9:18 pm Oh MedicalMurdersaurus 9:18 pm *CACKLES* verdigrisprowl 9:18 pm ((look at that obvious fake model head)) MedicalMurdersaurus 9:19 pm NICE LyingLiarWhoLies 9:19 pm That - that's not even how humans work, it's - oh, good. SunstreakerCMO 9:19 pm Well then. opatoes 9:19 pm ... By the way, what IS this movie NoodlesAtNight 9:19 pm *Begins plucking off the little emerald eyes, pulling the pipes off his feelers, and so forth.* [[Poltergeist.]] radioactivibee 9:20 pm I...why are humans so gross sometimes? opatoes 9:20 pm Huh. It's about jerk ghosts, I'm gonna guess? radioactivibee 9:20 pm I love them, but that's gross. opatoes 9:20 pm I know, right? Humans do super gross things sometimes. SpectralDragon615 9:20 pm ((hey that's the scene that traumatized me when I was six!)) opatoes 9:20 pm You didn't even see the tooth fairy in the last movie! NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm ((you okay there?)) SpectralDragon615 9:20 pm ((my dad, who is a liar, said that poltergeist was a cute and funny movie)) ((yeah I'm fine I tabbed out)) radioactivibee 9:20 pm (( this entire thing traumatizes me. i'm here for spoops (( oh no that's evil SpectralDragon615 9:20 pm ((volume's off and everything- I'm here to hang with y'all)) NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm ((that's horrible of your dad 😐 this is not a movie for a six year old)) opatoes 9:20 pm ((awww radioactivibee 9:20 pm Smokey, the tooth fairy's not real. LyingLiarWhoLies 9:21 pm *settles back on the couch, patting sw with a feeler, but proceeds to flicker back into a holo of himself* opatoes 9:21 pm ((also yeah that's cruel No, no, this one was real and he- uh, it was gross. NoodlesAtNight 9:21 pm [[Hm. He supposes this means he has to keep his legs to himself now.]] SpectralDragon615 9:21 pm ((my dad has a very odd definition of cute and funny- he didn't MEAN to scare me to death. he's just very inured.)) ((this is the man who thought jurassic park was an appropriate toddler movie)) LyingLiarWhoLies 9:21 pm Nothing says you HAVE to, you know. NoodlesAtNight 9:21 pm //What in the flyin' fr-- uh, I mean. What is that?// radioactivibee 9:21 pm He? I thought the tooth fairy was usually portrayed as female? LyingLiarWhoLies 9:21 pm *pats his own legs, here sw* radioactivibee 9:21 pm ...What's happening? LyingLiarWhoLies 9:22 pm *cuddle up, he's feeling silly* radioactivibee 9:22 pm Is that a spark ghost? SpectralDragon615 9:22 pm ...That's a spirit. opatoes 9:22 pm I mean, it was a human who took teeth and gave money, so that's basically the tooth fairy. ... I've seen this kinda thing before radioactivibee 9:22 pm [inching his way towards Smokescreen] SpectralDragon615 9:22 pm That's a /visible/ spirit, too. She's going to eat you, foolish humans. NoodlesAtNight 9:22 pm //They /looked/ like sparks.// SunstreakerCMO 9:22 pm . . . MedicalMurdersaurus 9:22 pm Pchoooo opatoes 9:22 pm /Inching towards Bee! He doesn't feel right being near Prowl, anyway./ radioactivibee 9:22 pm That has to be a spark ghost. They look EXACTLY like that! SpectralDragon615 9:23 pm Does that mean that humans have sparks? Omalah 9:23 pm I dunno this seems kinda suspect... SunstreakerCMO 9:23 pm That is NOT a good thing woman NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm *Settles down with Prowl and Tarantulas, flicking the mittens away. It was a good joke until then, at least.* radioactivibee 9:23 pm [vaguely wondering where Soundwave even got mittens.....] Dog, you are so good. Yes, go with the kids. Get out of there. Omalah 9:24 pm Yeah, the ghosts are all very lonely. They're so lonely they stole your daughter NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm *Get fake fur, go to craftsmechs in New Praxus, bribe them handsomely to keep quiet and make specialized props.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:24 pm *bounces down to sit in front of the screen, mainly to see if he can be the center of attention rather than actually caring about the movie* NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm [[Swoop, naughty Dinobots get swept away by spark ghosts.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:24 pm Wicked : > SpectralDragon615 9:24 pm Spirits /are/ supposedly sad that they can't be in the living realm. Although kidnapping and eating the spirits of hatchlings to inhabit their husks seems... Too far. opatoes 9:25 pm ... Can I be swept away by a spark ghost? NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm *Half-expecting an "if only" from Prowl.* Omalah 9:25 pm That isn't something you should be asking for... radioactivibee 9:25 pm hi Swoop. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:25 pm hi opatoes 9:25 pm I mean, I'm asking for it either way. radioactivibee 9:25 pm No idea. I haven't met another one since a few years back. opatoes 9:25 pm Being swept away by a ghost wouldn't be too bad. ... Oh, yeah. NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm *Rumble decides this is a great time to go get a huge drink from the bar. Yep.* radioactivibee 9:26 pm They were all just reliving the moments leading up to death and... [shudders] We have a very complicated history. NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm *....And maybe join the curling up pile on the couch.* radioactivibee 9:26 pm [Rumble has exactly the right idea] SpectralDragon615 9:26 pm *reaches out to pat rumble?* opatoes 9:26 pm ... Is that what it's like when you get to the Allspark? Primus. radioactivibee 9:26 pm Swoop, don't strain your optics too much. It's not good being that close to a screen. Omalah 9:27 pm ...that's how this movie started radioactivibee 9:27 pm No, the Allspark is wonderful. It's if you get trapped in between... What the-- opatoes 9:27 pm Ohhh- oh, yeah. /He's leaning in to hold Bee./ You should stay in this realm, though. NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm *Rumble flinches but lets the pat happen.* *Soundwave curls a feeler around Rumble loosely but protectively.* SpectralDragon615 9:27 pm *oh no! a flinch! withdraws her paw quickly* I'm sorry. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:28 pm Me Swoop not STRAIN. Me Swoop a bombardier. Me can see for eeeeeeeeeever far away : > NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm //Naw, 's okay.// LyingLiarWhoLies 9:29 pm (( relocate... a cemetary.... you can't just.... radioactivibee 9:29 pm Maybe far away, but what about very, very close? [Snuggling up to Smokey] Yeah. This realm's not too bad. SpectralDragon615 9:29 pm *churrs* Feeling okay? SunstreakerCMO 9:30 pm . . . Right NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm [[If you can see forever far away, why sit up close?]] SunstreakerCMO 9:30 pm These humans are not intelligent Omalah 9:30 pm *makes a face* No one ever accused them of being smart radioactivibee 9:30 pm Wait why are they moving a cemetary? SunstreakerCMO 9:30 pm Because they are stupid Omalah 9:30 pm So they can build houses radioactivibee 9:30 pm ... That's so cursed. NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm [[Quite.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:31 pm For fun : > opatoes 9:31 pm I know, right? Even if there's bots we might miss a lot- there's a lot of bots that are amazing here. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm I get the impression that's the point. verdigrisprowl 9:32 pm *so. with costumes stripped and all, where did everyone end up on the couch.* opatoes 9:32 pm I wish I had heart. radioactivibee 9:32 pm Who are these people? You have Spark. opatoes 9:32 pm True! And that's way better, right? LyingLiarWhoLies 9:32 pm *right up next to prowl, if he allowed it!* SpectralDragon615 9:32 pm *the dragon would like to hang out as near to Soundwave as possible* opatoes 9:32 pm You can squeeze a spark! radioactivibee 9:33 pm Whoa wait what? SpectralDragon615 9:33 pm *although she's still in her horrible pink-and-rhinestone costume* NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm *Soundwave is on the other side of Prowl, and Rumble is on his shoulder.* verdigrisprowl 9:33 pm *he certainly did allow it.* opatoes 9:33 pm ... You can squeeze one? Hypothetically? But you can't really do that with a heart, since they're so small. radioactivibee 9:33 pm Human murderers would disagree. NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm [[He appreciates the psychic human's views on having her powers tested.]] SpectralDragon615 9:34 pm I can't imagine that it wouldn't get annoying to have people do that constantly. NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm *So, in order from one side of the couch to the other: dragon, Soundwave and Rumble, Prowl, Tarantulas.* verdigrisprowl 9:34 pm *... puts a hand on Tarantulas's thigh.* *mmmm. fuzz.* SpectralDragon615 9:34 pm *confy dragon. free real estate.* NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm [[...They're sparkeaters?]] LyingLiarWhoLies 9:35 pm *nearly perfect fuzz! but it's a holoform, so the weight of the setae is the tiniest bit off* opatoes 9:35 pm I mean- you can do it in a non-murdery way, too! opatoes 9:36 pm With sparks. NoodlesAtNight 9:36 pm *...He wonders whether sparkeaters will go to the Allspark.* verdigrisprowl 9:36 pm *close enough.* SpectralDragon615 9:36 pm How do human spirits not realize that they've died? Death is supposedly very, very cold... radioactivibee 9:36 pm I never tried because if I did, someone would do it in the murder-y way. Same way Cybertronians don't. NoodlesAtNight 9:36 pm [[Perhaps they perished in winter.]] opatoes 9:36 pm ... radioactivibee 9:36 pm But our sparks tend to lose their way... radioactivibee 9:37 pm so wait, this girl actually DID die, right? SpectralDragon615 9:37 pm Mhm. *the dragon considers this* I've never heard of dragon spirits being unaware of their own death. But I've never met one. NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm [[He is not sure.]] SpectralDragon615 9:37 pm She's been taken, but not yet eaten, would be my guess. Maybe the spirit likes playing with its food? radioactivibee 9:37 pm Where'd the body go? NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm [[He is not sure of that either.]] SunstreakerCMO 9:37 pm The beast? SpectralDragon615 9:37 pm Elsewhere. SpectralDragon615 9:38 pm Oh, my, they're actually going spelunking into the afterlife. NoodlesAtNight 9:39 pm [[...He has only just begun learning about these things, but he does not know if this is wise of them.]] SpectralDragon615 9:39 pm If they were dragons, I would say that it would be an excellent way to get consumed. radioactivibee 9:40 pm How old was this girl? NoodlesAtNight 9:40 pm [[It feeds on fear?]] SunstreakerCMO 9:41 pm . . . radioactivibee 9:41 pm Doesn't IT do that already? Omalah 9:41 pm Old enough to go to school at least radioactivibee 9:41 pm And Freddy? SpectralDragon615 9:41 pm Fear seems... unpleasant? Unsubstantial? radioactivibee 9:41 pm um NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm [[...Rather the opposite.]] verdigrisprowl 9:41 pm Most likely, it's feeding on the souls, but uses their fears to manipulate them. SpectralDragon615 9:41 pm Not as a feeling, as a food. NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm [[Hm. That is no more pleasant.]] SpectralDragon615 9:41 pm Spirits feed on souls all the time, so that makes more sense. SunstreakerCMO 9:42 pm What is going on here now? verdigrisprowl 9:42 pm Or, if not feeding on them, then obtaining some sort of benefit from them. Perhaps it's simply powerhungry. radioactivibee 9:42 pm Why? Eventually no one's gonna come back to the house. SpectralDragon615 9:42 pm I don't think it's thinking particularly long term. Omalah 9:42 pm Yeah but the ball got fragged up in the process radioactivibee 9:42 pm is she going through now? SpectralDragon615 9:42 pm It is somehow unaware that it is dead, after all. radioactivibee 9:42 pm this seems like a terrible idea SpectralDragon615 9:43 pm ((I never watched past the face peel scene- is there more gore I should be worried about here?)) NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm [[What power is there to seize in the afterlife? Does it intend to topple its deities?]] *Scooting forward. Most interested now.* [[What is the pink goo?]] ((there's weird pink jello looking goo but no gore i don't think)) SpectralDragon615 9:43 pm ((thank)) NoodlesAtNight 9:44 pm ((monsters and bones and such but no like meat)) SpectralDragon615 9:44 pm Maybe it's meat. radioactivibee 9:44 pm (( yes pls and thank you! (( i'm super nauseous >.< Wow. NoodlesAtNight 9:44 pm *HUFFS* ((😧 are you ok)) SpectralDragon615 9:44 pm ((was it the face peeling)) SpectralDragon615 9:45 pm ((I still feel bad remembering that)) NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm [[She has a point. Nobody else knows what to do without her.]] SpectralDragon615 9:45 pm Stop flirting and go fetch your hatchling, docent. radioactivibee 9:45 pm (( I've been p sick since august. dropped maybe 10lb by now? finally getting more help for it on Friday though! verdigrisprowl 9:46 pm What power is there worth seizing on Cybertron, at this point? And yet we've got Starscreams. SpectralDragon615 9:46 pm ((holy fuck, bee, that's bad)) radioactivibee 9:46 pm Anyone else thinking of that movie with the big boat that sank? NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm ((😧 i'm glad you're gonna get seen... i hope the doc can help you get better)) verdigrisprowl 9:46 pm I figure the hypothetical gap between life and the human afterlife isn't much different from Cybertron. Dark, barren, undesirable, and dead. SpectralDragon615 9:46 pm ((oh, she's dowsing)) radioactivibee 9:47 pm (( yeah, i think it went from heat-related to stress response. been unemployed on top of that too and going through some stuff, but i have some cool meetings coming up so i have a bit of hope MedicalMurdersaurus 9:47 pm KEHEHHEHEHH it YELL radioactivibee 9:47 pm (( oh that's the thing SpectralDragon615 9:47 pm Meat. radioactivibee 9:47 pm Um. opatoes 9:47 pm ((/hugs/ yeah!! I hope they go well!)) radioactivibee 9:47 pm Ew. How the SunstreakerCMO 9:48 pm So SpectralDragon615 9:48 pm I suspect the spirits have been eating many children. SunstreakerCMO 9:48 pm He got an expert and radioactivibee 9:48 pm I'm confused. SunstreakerCMO 9:48 pm And then did not listen to her? Omalah 9:48 pm You said it before, they're not smart NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[Nobody listens to experts.]] radioactivibee 9:48 pm Same, other humans. Omalah 9:49 pm Bullshit! SunstreakerCMO 9:49 pm Yes, I did say that, but I did not expect him to be THAT stupid radioactivibee 9:49 pm I still wouldn't live there. SpectralDragon615 9:49 pm ((did the skeletons in the swimming pool scene happen yet)) NoodlesAtNight 9:49 pm *Nods at Prowl. He can't imagine being in between would sound any different than just described, no. There was that whole dead universe, after all.* ((not yet)) radioactivibee 9:50 pm (( WAIT THERE'S MORE?? SpectralDragon615 9:50 pm ((yeah there's more)) NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm (( OuO )) SpectralDragon615 9:50 pm ((I've seen the skeleton gif on tumblr.hell)) NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm [[It is for the best. She is too young for those horrors.]] SpectralDragon615 9:50 pm I wonder if it is her. And not, well. Well. radioactivibee 9:50 pm (( how much movie is left omg NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm //D'you gotta.// radioactivibee 9:51 pm I don't trust that girl's doll either SpectralDragon615 9:51 pm *blinks* ...No. No, I do not. I'm sorry. *shit, how long has she been making Rumble uncomfortable* NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm *Mumbles.* //'S okay. You dunno.// radioactivibee 9:52 pm Why would you keep your kid in there?? SpectralDragon615 9:52 pm *very slowly reaches out, offering pat* radioactivibee 9:52 pm I'd keep that kid next to me as much as possible! NoodlesAtNight 9:52 pm *That one he'll take without flinching.* Omalah 9:52 pm Oh because the house is 'clean' verdigrisprowl 9:52 pm ... If I were her I'd go in in there to ensure the child is talking to her other child and not to something invisible. SpectralDragon615 9:52 pm *pat pat* Omalah 9:52 pm so it's okay NoodlesAtNight 9:52 pm [[Agreed. He would not let any of his creations out of his sight, had he any, until out of that house.]] radioactivibee 9:52 pm That's probably how the whole mess started. NoodlesAtNight 9:52 pm [[Even telepaths and those like us can be wrong from time to time.]] LyingLiarWhoLies 9:52 pm (( "get out of the solar system" that's my new insult NoodlesAtNight 9:53 pm ((heh heh)) SunstreakerCMO 9:53 pm This is not going to go well verdigrisprowl 9:53 pm Dye your hair after getting out of the house, don't leave the small ones unprotected. radioactivibee 9:53 pm (( that's such a good one for Transformers too XD SpectralDragon615 9:53 pm She's not a bright docent, it seems. verdigrisprowl 9:53 pm ((right?)) radioactivibee 9:53 pm Oh good the dog's ok. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:53 pm Docent meeeeeeeeeeeans.... Omalah 9:53 pm And that creepy doll is still there~ radioactivibee 9:53 pm Oh Primus. No No LyingLiarWhoLies 9:53 pm They really should have gotten rid of that horrendous thing. SpectralDragon615 9:53 pm Wheelijack is your Docent, Swoop. radioactivibee 9:53 pm Nooooooooooooooo SunstreakerCMO 9:54 pm ........ verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm They're too confident that their house has been cleaned. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:54 pm Creator Omalah 9:54 pm *uncomfortable whine* SpectralDragon615 9:54 pm Caretaker. My docents didn't create me, but they raised me. verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm It's reasonable to assume that the mass of ghosts passed on, but I see no evidence that the big one left. It certainly had no reason to go into the light. NoodlesAtNight 9:54 pm *Soundwave stretches the other feeler toward Aegis. Here. You can cling to that.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:54 pm Him Sunstreaker is Bob caretaker SpectralDragon615 9:54 pm Sunstreaker is Bob's docent. SunstreakerCMO 9:55 pm I am what now? radioactivibee 9:55 pm Docent? SpectralDragon615 9:55 pm *...Bob is the bug, right? the little child bug? it seems like a good analogy* Omalah 9:55 pm *He's a bit spooked by the sudden feeler near him but smiles and gingerly curls his arms around it* *Hiss* LyingLiarWhoLies 9:55 pm Monsters under the bed, hmm? NoodlesAtNight 9:55 pm [[That would be like politely asking Starscream to leave the government because his policies were inconvenient and expecting him to go.]] verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm More or less. SpectralDragon615 9:56 pm *OH SHIT THAT'S SUNSTREAKER RIGHT HERE* You teach and take care of Bob, right? So if you and Bob were dragons, you'd be Bob's docent. radioactivibee 9:56 pm Primus, that's way too accurate. Omalah 9:56 pm *Clinging to the feeler* Cripes these humans... radioactivibee 9:56 pm Um.......... SunstreakerCMO 9:56 pm I...do not take care of anyone named Bob. NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm [[Monsters in every part of that house.]] radioactivibee 9:57 pm what the.......????? Omalah 9:57 pm Who is the boy saying is a murderer...? SpectralDragon615 9:57 pm ...Oh. I think, then, I am talking about an alternate of yours. Who I have also never met in person. SunstreakerCMO 9:57 pm Time to get out of that house radioactivibee 9:58 pm You should've kept them IN SIGHT How did she fall down the stairs? verdigrisprowl 9:58 pm Don't touch the railings, obviously. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:58 pm Him Sunstreaker at Ark. Him Bob at Ark too now :S Omalah 9:58 pm massive spiritual pressure throwing her down the steps? SunstreakerCMO 9:58 pm Ah. That explains why I have never heard of this before NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm ((the skellies approach)) radioactivibee 9:58 pm ew SpectralDragon615 9:58 pm ((THE SKELLIES)) radioactivibee 9:58 pm um who why opatoes 9:59 pm oh! pool pals! SpectralDragon615 9:59 pm Thank you, Swoop. NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm [[The souls they built over.]] verdigrisprowl 9:59 pm ... I'm getting the impression they didn't move the cemetary as promised. NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm [[So is he.]] SunstreakerCMO 9:59 pm Apparently not. radioactivibee 9:59 pm why is it such a struggle for her to get out SpectralDragon615 9:59 pm Well, they must have moved the stones. But not the bodies. LyingLiarWhoLies 9:59 pm *muttering* I never understood why people think they ought to be buried with their jewels. Being buried in the first place is already nonsensical NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm [[She cannot get purchase.]] opatoes 10:00 pm ((man this reminds me of this park by my old high school that they like... apparently "moved" the corpses that were buried underneath to make room for an underground parking lot. that place has gotta be cursed too)) radioactivibee 10:00 pm (( i would never park there omg verdigrisprowl 10:00 pm It IS nonsensical, but humans are very invested in it. SpectralDragon615 10:00 pm ((the local reservoir flooded over a graveyard- I /know/ that place is cursed, though)) radioactivibee 10:00 pm um SpectralDragon615 10:00 pm ...It's a throat. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:00 pm *glances over at the discussion of burial and thinks of Slag again, he should try to suffocate his brother in his sleep again for giggles sometime, mental note* LyingLiarWhoLies 10:01 pm (( oh my GOD swoop SpectralDragon615 10:01 pm *yes, the dragon knows what ELSE it looks like. it's a throat.* NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm [[You cannot take your items with you. Better to find someone worthy of them.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:01 pm ((it's FINE, he'll be FINE)) Omalah 10:01 pm ....do you suppose this is where unbirthing kinks started? NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm *That's totally a throat. It has a mlah and everything.* [[He's sorry - where WHAT started.]] SpectralDragon615 10:01 pm *more firmly* It's a THROAT. SpectralDragon615 10:02 pm *do not drag this dragon into your nasty little world* LyingLiarWhoLies 10:02 pm *snort/chokes* NoodlesAtNight 10:02 pm [[No. No, don't tell him.]] Omalah 10:02 pm Live on in blissful ignorance NoodlesAtNight 10:02 pm [[Face what you have done, fleshling!]] SpectralDragon615 10:02 pm Hah. Called it. radioactivibee 10:02 pm um MedicalMurdersaurus 10:03 pm kehehhehehhwhat??? radioactivibee 10:03 pm OK GOOD THE DOG IS FINE SpectralDragon615 10:03 pm Also, feed him to the corpses. He's the one who left them there. SunstreakerCMO 10:03 pm Good idea Omalah 10:03 pm They do seem to be hungry for something SunstreakerCMO 10:04 pm Maybe retribution will fill them NoodlesAtNight 10:04 pm [[Farewell, Bumblebee.]] radioactivibee 10:04 pm ...Well sucks to be me in this movie. Farewell, cruel world. SpectralDragon615 10:04 pm Oh, look, you're breakdancing. NoodlesAtNight 10:04 pm *HUFF* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:04 pm DEAD SpectralDragon615 10:04 pm *thank you, she's hilarious* NoodlesAtNight 10:04 pm *Points.* [[That is definitely shadowzoning.]] verdigrisprowl 10:04 pm Looks like it. radioactivibee 10:05 pm i've never seen the Shadowzone do THAT. SpectralDragon615 10:05 pm ...Are you implying that dead humans live in the Shadowzone for all eternity? LyingLiarWhoLies 10:05 pm Why didn't HE get shadowzoned with it. verdigrisprowl 10:05 pm Too far away from the epicenter. SpectralDragon615 10:05 pm I. I feel like that would be very awful. NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[Skyquake does.]] SunstreakerCMO 10:05 pm Well. It LOOKS uncomfortable Omalah 10:05 pm Because he has to live with what he's done? SpectralDragon615 10:05 pm No, living in the Shadowzone for all eternity. radioactivibee 10:05 pm ...Low blow. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:05 pm Skyquake a cool name SpectralDragon615 10:05 pm Especially with all the other dead. That would be crowded, surely. Omalah 10:06 pm *finally looks up the translation of Cuesta Verde* ...Green slope Wasn't that all flat? SpectralDragon615 10:06 pm Bulldozers are magical things. NoodlesAtNight 10:06 pm [[Finally, a wise action.]] LyingLiarWhoLies 10:07 pm The human wouldn't live with it, his mind would be too fragile and amorphous to handle the fright it received, likely enough. verdigrisprowl 10:07 pm From the context, I took it to mean that the "shadowzone"-like territory is a gap /between/ the conventional living realm and whatever they consider an afterlife. SunstreakerCMO 10:07 pm Yes radioactivibee 10:07 pm Primus. verdigrisprowl 10:07 pm Not the afterlife itself. SpectralDragon615 10:07 pm Ah, so it's not all the dead. Just the stubborn ones. radioactivibee 10:07 pm Oh. opatoes 10:07 pm Thanks Steve for the movie I guess LyingLiarWhoLies 10:07 pm This music is deliciously off-theme. radioactivibee 10:07 pm That makes sense. Yeah, thanks Steve NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm [[Yes. He likes it.]] [[...]] [][][]Steve?[][][] NoodlesAtNight 10:08 pm [[None of them have gone into making movies. Music, yes, but...]] opatoes 10:08 pm Thanks a lot, Steve. SpectralDragon615 10:08 pm *the dragon stretches* I should get back. Thank you, Soundwave! *...she's gonna leave the edible xenomorph queen on the dolly. she can pick the dolly itself up next week. she really, really, really doesn't want to deal with moving it AGAIN. it's heavy!* radioactivibee 10:08 pm Pool Workers 1 and 2 NoodlesAtNight 10:09 pm *Soundwave is definitely going to gorge on that this week, don't you worry. The dolly will be clear by next movie night.* [[Travel safely, dragon.]] SpectralDragon615 10:09 pm *the most delicious spooky treat, made with love and care and silver* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:09 pm *spots an unguarded drink and, for purely entertainment purposes, decides to see how successfully he can drink while in ptero-form* *the answer is not very, but it's super fun to manhandle a glass with an oversized beak* radioactivibee 10:10 pm ...that laughter was not necessary LyingLiarWhoLies 10:11 pm (( oh my god why am i listening to bad children's music outside of work NoodlesAtNight 10:11 pm [[It set a final mood.]] radioactivibee 10:12 pm Can't argue with that. NoodlesAtNight 10:12 pm *Soundwave stretches.* SunstreakerCMO 10:12 pm ....... NoodlesAtNight 10:12 pm *This includes all six limbs. You might want to let go of that one, Aegis* Omalah 10:13 pm *He's relaxed now that the creepy clown is gone, Tara-wave can have the limb back* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:13 pm Oogie boogie :V *bounces* SunstreakerCMO 10:13 pm Do I even WANT to know? verdigrisprowl 10:13 pm *leans on tarantulas so soundwave has room to stretch.* Omalah 10:13 pm Depends on what you think of bugs verdigrisprowl 10:13 pm *... continues leaning on tarantulas.* LyingLiarWhoLies 10:13 pm You've seen this movie before, Swoop? *chuckle* NoodlesAtNight 10:13 pm *zzzzzzzzzt. Stretched out. And out. And out. And out. And... well. He won't extend it the whole length. But it makes a slight popping noise before he starts reeling it back in. Ahhhh.* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:14 pm YAH *bounces* NoodlesAtNight 10:14 pm //Heh. 'S Tarantulas.// LyingLiarWhoLies 10:14 pm *purrs pleasedly! oh prowl, you're never getting out of his hold now* Hhm- ? NoodlesAtNight 10:15 pm *Leans against Prowl, careful to let Rumble slide down his arm.* //The spider crawlin' out his head. It's purple.// NoodlesAtNight 10:15 pm ((OH YEAH. uhhhh time mark 10:30)) verdigrisprowl 10:15 pm *spiders in heads. shudders.* NoodlesAtNight 10:16 pm @P: //Ah, frag. Sorry.// LyingLiarWhoLies 10:16 pm *gentle squeeze, though he's not sure what the shudder was* verdigrisprowl 10:16 pm Hm. *if tarantulas is big enough to squeeze him, he's big enough to not crawl into his head. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:16 pm Soundwave! *yelling at Tara, because he genuinely hasn't cared enough to keep track of what's going on here* Omalah 10:17 pm Alright, I better get going. *He pats Sunny's wrist absently* Take care everyone. Dont stay up too late. NoodlesAtNight 10:17 pm [[Thank you for attending.]] opatoes 10:17 pm Hey, Hey- Bee, Bee- you wanna go home with me? I could maybe show you, you know- the book? LyingLiarWhoLies 10:18 pm *doesn't answer to sw, silly swoop. he's already in his own holoform again* SunstreakerCMO 10:18 pm Good night NoodlesAtNight 10:18 pm [[Hm?]] radioactivibee 10:18 pm Really? You'd trust me with that? Um, yeah sure. It's been a while since we had a sleepover. opatoes 10:18 pm /He's also going to ping Tarantulas a few times!/ ::Messy, Messy- can we meet up later? And do field science?:: MedicalMurdersaurus 10:18 pm Soundwave! *to whoever in the pile will listen* opatoes 10:18 pm Bee, I'd trust you with my life, I can trust you with a book! /Leaning in to nuzzle Bee's face!/ radioactivibee 10:19 pm [Quick little kiss] NoodlesAtNight 10:19 pm [[Yes?]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:19 pm Me Swoop want to watch Nightmare Before Christmas! *hops* Want to watch with Her Bird! *hop hop* Us do THAT now! SunstreakerCMO 10:19 pm -standing up and leaving now- Thank you for the movie, and good night. radioactivibee 10:19 pm Good movie choice, Swoop. LyingLiarWhoLies 10:20 pm @Smokey: ::But of course! I have a few ideas - do make sure to bring the phase shifter with you.:: NoodlesAtNight 10:20 pm [[No, Swoop. One movie per night. Perhaps another time.]] *Nodding to Sunstreaker.* [[You're welcome. Goodnight.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:20 pm BUT! : < opatoes 10:20 pm @Messy: ::Of course! You've got it! What kinda tests should I expect?:: /Quick return kiss for Bee!/ NoodlesAtNight 10:21 pm [[You saw the green monster's song. That is enough for tonight.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:21 pm Oogie boogie LyingLiarWhoLies 10:21 pm @Smokey: ::Thrilling exploits that even I don't know the answer to yet, hyeh. Now off with you.:: radioactivibee 10:21 pm (( alright, imma head out. thanks for the stream! NoodlesAtNight 10:21 pm ((you're welcome!)) verdigrisprowl 10:22 pm *... two hands in fuzz? two hands in fuzz.* LyingLiarWhoLies 10:23 pm *floof floof* LyingLiarWhoLies 10:24 pm *whisper* ...I'm tempted to whip up a holoform Boogie Man simply to toy with Swoop... but alas, too lazy. verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm *it's so nice. floof.* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:25 pm Soundwave! Soundwave. Me Swoop want to Bird. When Her Bird coming back? : < verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm *whispers* It would just make him more insufferable. He'd be loud, and a fight would break out. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:26 pm *would fuckin THROW DOWN with oogie boogie* NoodlesAtNight 10:26 pm [[Soon, he hopes. But not tonight. She is enjoying a party. It has been a long time since she was able to go to one not held here.]] LyingLiarWhoLies 10:26 pm True, true. But just imagine the joy on his face - or, beak? MedicalMurdersaurus 10:27 pm You Soundwave show Me Swoop where that is. Me Swoop go there : > opatoes 10:27 pm @Tarantulas: ::Fine, fine- I look forward to all our exploits together! I'll be the best field assistant ever, I promise!:: LyingLiarWhoLies 10:27 pm @Smokey: ::I don't doubt it.:: verdigrisprowl 10:27 pm His joy comes at the extreme and protracted expense of everyone else's. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:28 pm ((There was the BRIEFEST flicker of a moment when I considered that Swoop had the right body type to be Jack Skellington for halloween)) NoodlesAtNight 10:28 pm [[It is in New Praxus. You should know where that is - the city in which Big Ratchet lives?]] [[The smaller of the two main squares, he believes.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:29 pm *nods and makes for the door, he'll find it or he'll get distracted and ruin someone else's night and either way'll be a good time* NoodlesAtNight 10:30 pm [[...That was surprisingly easy. They are in for a 'treat' tonight.]] *Glancing down to Rumble.* [[Will you be all right?]] //Yeah, yeah. Ain't nothin'. Gonna maybe go play some games with Frenzy. That cool?// *Rumble waits until he gets a nod to hop off the couch, salute everyone, and jog upstairs. Time for Distractions.* NoodlesAtNight 10:31 pm [[And you two -- should he leave you to it...?]] *He saw those floof grabbing hands* verdigrisprowl 10:31 pm To what? *he asks, still groping tarantulas's thigh.* LyingLiarWhoLies 10:32 pm *technically the thigh fluff is on the outside, but there's another panel with setae tarantulas wouldn't mind prowl playing with either* LyingLiarWhoLies 10:33 pm If you like, hyeh. Although you needn't /leave/ us to it, unless you have somewhere better to be. verdigrisprowl 10:34 pm *these two drifting toward the gutter and prowl in the middle innocently stimming.* NoodlesAtNight 10:35 pm *Considers the two different answers......... decides to stay where he is, leaned up and comfy. If it stays Prowl playing with the fuzz, then he can at least catch a soothing doze. If it goes somewhere Tara's thinking about, he can choose what to do then.* verdigrisprowl 10:41 pm *Prowl is perfectly content to lean his shoulder on Tarantulas, slide his hip against Soundwave's, and continue playing with the fuzz for a good long while.* LyingLiarWhoLies 10:41 pm *tara is equally as content !! and surely full of things to chatter on about* NoodlesAtNight 10:42 pm *Dozing it is, then! It's been a long time. He's content to indulge.* verdigrisprowl 10:42 pm *and so it was.* LyingLiarWhoLies 10:42 pm <3

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Get to know me tag(s)!

Tagged by: @hyunjinh  @felox-the-great @jaeffreyy @squishywoojin @welcometochanskitchen @dabkingfelix @mosquitofelix

Hi! I’m Summer btw (Ik it’s not in my bio), but I just go by Sum or other nicknames lol *I also just put multiple “get to know me” tags in 1 lol THIS IS A SUPER LONG POST IM SORRY However thank you for tagging me!! I Love you all soOoOo much!

Bold Thingy Tag

1ST RULE: tag 9 people you want to get to know better

I think everyone done this already fkjdjgb

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE: - I am 5'7 or taller - I wear glasses - I have at least one tattoo -I have at least one piercing - I have blonde hair - I have brown eyes - I have short hair (idk it’s growing) - My abs are at least somewhat defined - I have or had braces

PERSONALITY: - I love meeting new people - People tell me I am funny - Helping others with their problems is a big priority of mine - I enjoy physical challenges - I enjoy mental challenges - I am playfully rude to people I know - I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it - There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY: - I can sing well - I can play an instrument - I can do over 30 pushups without stopping - I am a fast runner - I can draw well - I have a good memory - I am good at doing maths in my head - I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute - I have beaten at least 2 people arm wrestling - I can make at least 3 recipes from scratch - I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: - I enjoy sports - I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else - I’m in a orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else - I have learned a new song in the past week - I exercise at least once a week - I have gone for runs at least once a week in warmer months - I have drawn something in the past month (Lucy wanted to be drawn for her bday and I did a watercolor portrait thing ig? for her) - I enjoy writing - Fandoms are my #1 priority- I do some form of Martial arts

EXPERIENCES: - I have had my first kiss - I have had alcohol- I have scored a winning point in a sport - I have watched an entire TV series in one sitting - I have been at an overnight event- I have been in a taxi - I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year - I have beaten a video game in one day - I have visited another country - I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

MY LIFE: - I have one person that I consider to be my Best Friend - I live close to my school/work - My parents are still together - I have at least one sibling (I have like 5)- I live in the United States - There is snow where I live right now - I have hung out with a friend in the past month - I have a smart phone - I own at least 15 CDs - I share my room with someone

RELATIONSHIPS: - I am in a Relationship - I have a crush on a celebrity (?) - I have a crush on someone I know - I’ve been in at least 3 relationships - I have never been in a Relationship (not a healthy one at least)- I have admitted my feelings to a crush - I get crushes easily (It’s disgusting, wtf is wrong with me. I don’t need feels) - I have had a crush for over a year (Umm kinda he’s just really really cute. I talked to Dain about this before) - I have been in a relationship for over a year (but not currently) - I have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM: - I have break-danced - I know a person named Jamie - I have had a teacher that has a name that is hard to pronounce - I have dyed my hair - I’m listening to a song on repeat right now - I have punched someone in the past week - I know someone who has gone to jail - I have broken a bone - I have eaten a waffle today - I know what I want to do in life - I speak at least two languages - I have made a new friend in the past year

Alphabet Soup Tag

A: Age - “I’m 19, you fight me?” B: Birthplace - Cali C: Current time - As I’m during this 1:26pm D: Drink you had last - Water, but also Thai Tea Boba E: Easiest person to talk to - F: Favorite song - None G: Grossest memory - My cousin’s and I were doing a auntie and niece day and went theMall and I saw this girl throw up on the second floor in Forever 21. I felt sorry for the workers...  H: Hogwarts house - G I: in love? - nah, never gonna happen J: Jealous of people? - It’s only a human aspect, you’re only truly horrible if you do something nasty to others because of that feeling K: Killed someone? - Not yet lmfao L: Love at first sight or should I walk by again? - No thank you M: Middle name - Summer N: Number of siblings - 5 O: One wish - None P: Person you called last - My mom Q: Question you are always asked - Idk tbvh R: Reason to smile - Idk things make me happy S: Song you sang last - The Unit No way (I dont remember the unit colors)  T: Time you woke up - 6:43am  U: Underwear color - White  V: Vacation destination - South Korea, Japan, & idk the other one, but honestly my goal is to visit all my mutuals before I died lmfaooo W: Worst habit - Not caring, sleeping in, getting distracted easily, being anixious all the time.  X: X-rays - Teeth Y: Your favorite food - I have a lot... Z: Zodiac sign - Gemini

🥛 Colour(s) I’m currently wearing: Black... Just a lot of black (I need to stop wearing sm black omg)  🍥 Last band t-shirt I bought: I don’t ever buy clothes for myself, idk when was last time? Maybe during the Got7 concert?  🥛 Last band I saw live: Got7 (Fly In LA: Day 1) and Paradise (A Hmong Band)  🍥 Last song I listened to: Rn I’m listening to The Unit’s Cherry on Top  🥛 Lipstick or chapstick: Idk... I wear lip tints.  🍥 Last movie I watched: Ever Wonder? (idk it’s a true story about the creation of wonder women)  🥛 Last 3 TV shows I watched: Wanna One Go, Wanna One x Aimgo TV, and The Unit 🍥 Last 3 characters I identified with: Kora, Steven Universe, & Ken Kaneki (idk for this part, I never thought about this fkdfdkgd)  🥛 Book I’m currently reading: Books for my classes njfdkjd 

What’s my name? (Imma just put my initials) 

M. S. L.

What’s my nickname?

Sum, SumSum, SumShine, Summahh Girl, Tsumdere, Chee, 

How old am I?

“I’m 19, you fight me?”

What got me into Kpop?

SJ- Sorry Sorry, but Got7 made me offically stay and learning everything about the kpop fandom

What’s my favourite Kpop group?

Rn W1 (the most)

Who’s my ultimate bias?

Park Jihoon

What groups/artists do I stan?

Too many to count, you all can ask my personally if you want lol

What groups/artists do I casually listen to?

A lot, I try to be diverse, but what’s good music is good music to me. Feel free to suggest me some :D

What artists do I listen to that aren’t Kpop?

Ahh I’m lazy, but just good sounding music. Calvin Harris just popped up in my head. fknfkjskfnj 

Who’s my bias and bias wrecker from my ultimate group(s)?

Omfg

Wanna One: Park Jihoon & Kang Daniel

JBJ: Kim Donghan & ??? (They’re all messing me up rn)

SK: Felix & I think Hyunjin? Idk

What’s your favourite song(s) to sing/hum?

It’s recently been Chungha’s roller coaster lol and The Unit songs  

What are your favourite flower/tree/plant (all 3 or whatever you have an answer to)?

I really love plants and flowers in general, however Peonies are one of my many faves!! 

Favourite colour(s)?

Pink, blue, purple, black, white, and gray

What do you always doodle (if you ever do)?

Umm yeah I always doodling, but I try not to because I want to be able to focus in class haha. 

How do you take your coffee/tea? If you don’t like those what’s your fav warm drink?

It probably like 20% coffee and 80% french vanilla cream nfksjfgsbjg sometimes I add a lil milk too 

Favourite candle scent?

Anything flowery, but i really like sweet pea smell lol. I don’t any candles yet, so I don’t quite know which I like more yet. Soorrryy

Sunrise or Sunset?

Sunset! The colors are soo pretty and like it doesn’t require me to wake up from my sleep lmfao. The transitions of day and night it just so beautiful! and the stars that start peeking through the dark sky! 

What perfume do you wear if any?

I don’t wear perfume? I have them at home but in my opinion I feel like if you’ve showered and smell nice why try to mix more scents onto you?? and I don’t really need it? DONT WORRY I AM CLEAN NFJSNJF idk if I make any sense

What’s your go to dance move when you’re alone?

-

Favourite quote?

“The moon is friend for the lonesome to talk to.” ― Carl Sandburg 

&  “We ran as if to meet the moon.” ― Robert Frost  

& also 

“The moon and stars just for you my love” - Me lol 

Favourite self care thing(s) or routine(s)?

Umm... Drawing. Showering and putting a face mask afterwards. Painting my nails. It’s more like small things, especially like painting my nails and drawings are things I can’t do often because I try to focus on school, because ik I’m bad at focusing. Sleeping and reminding to just eat, when I get too busy and focused I tend to skip meals. njfkdsnfj s

Fuzzy socks or House slippers?

OMFG BOTH THAT’S LIKE THE BEST COMBO! I have these pinky and purple house slippers I got aND IT’S FUZZY KSFJ SK IT’S SOOO CUTE OMG!! I love. nfjdnfd 

What colour are your eyes? 

Dark Brown

What’s your favourite eye colour on others?

Hazel, black, and gray

Favourite season? why?

Autumn and Winter (Ik contradicts with my name) but I love the rain! and cloudy weather! The sound of rain is calming and being inside while hearing the rain is nice. I really love Spring too when the flowers begin to bloom and like it’s a fresh type of feeling when spring hits lol.

Cheek, neck or nose kisses?

SJFNKFS Honestly depends on my mood  (´•/// ω \\\•`) but I like cheek kisses because softtt

What does your happy place look like?

My room on a rainy day with my fairy lights flickering

Favourite breed of dog?

YO OKAY SO I SAW THIS FB POST ABOUT THIS DOG BEAR AND I WANT A DOG BEAR IDK WHAT THEY’RE CALLED JKFDFHKSF. My dad is a dog breeder as a side business, so I grew up with pitbulls, pocket pits, american bull dogs, frenches, and now ‘exotics’ are the trend atm. 

Do you ever want to be married? If so what colours would you pick for your wedding theme?

Umm yes and no? I’m not sure. If I have an American wedding I like to stick to a traditional white with maybe a peach and light pink here and there, but for sure I would love to do a traditional Hmong wedding. 

Silk or Lace?

Silk feels nice, but I like lace too :)

Favorite weather?

SF type of weather 

#tag game // done #get to know me tag #omfg i have sm tags to do jfdkgf dkg #this has been long over due #nbfjdkbgfjd #sorry

[goshikisthebestboy]

I got tagged by @youngwholock thank you so much these are a bunch of fun (I’m gonna answer on this blog although you tagged me on my main!) ♡♡♡  Sorry it took me so long but I wanted to save it for when I needed a fun lil break!

5 things you’ll find in my bag:

I normally just carry things in my pockets, but in my school bag:

my keys! Complete with like 3-4 Haikyuu charms because of course

a pair of noise cancelling earplug thingys cause I’ve got shitty ears that like throb from most noises lol

milk and honey chapstick

a goshiki pin!!

like a thousand crumpled up papers crammed in the bottom

5 things you’ll find in my room

I recently got one of the whole-cast Summer of Evolution stage play posters (the one with them all jumping)

a record player/turntable with a GIANT ass speaker. I’m also pretty proud of my growing vinyl collection!

a gold elephant pattern I painted on my wall in high school

a space heater because I am cold ALL the time

a polish dictionary from my grandfather (who got it from his grandmother) im trying to learn more words/phrases so I can speak with him

5 things that make me happy

haikyuu and all of its forms 

new friends I’ve made on this site and in classes! ♡♡♡

DnD

late night comedians

long drives with the windows down

5 things that im currently into

playing the Sims (I never played when I was younger and my friend felt like that needed to change)

Stage Patalliro! seriously guys go watch this it is the most entertaining thing AND THEY JUST ANNOUNCED A SECOND STAGE YUSS

digital drawing

Podcasts (esp MBMBAM although this is nothing new for me lol)

THIS fic series! I cant wait for fridays to read the updates! (its an iwaoi yakuza au and its amazing)

5 things on my to-do list

finish shit for school and then SLEEP FOR LIKE 3 DAYS STRAIGHT AND TRY NOT TO CRY

catch up with hq manga and read gsnk manga

get a tattoo!!

finally finish that hq 30 day challenge I started in like october whoops

draw some hq art! I’ve got a list of things I want to do and I cant wait to be able to get to them

I’m gonna tag @azuumane-asaahi @kzumeskenma  @fascinatedfox and @linumlea  i’d love to see y’alls answers if you're up to it!! ♡♡♡

#thanks again! that was fun to do! #💗💗💗 #this really was sitting in my drafts for awhile cause i wanted to do it when i needed a pick me up #abt me

[lizandbo]

yoga w/ hq bois

Daichi 

- he would pretty ok, with it,...ya know “gotta have that extra exercise, am i right?”

- so of course he would do it with you

- but ten minutes later you both trying to do the downward dog, failing miserably 

- the two of you are ugly laughing your asses off 

- later on the mysterious journey of yoga... and the yoga was something that was not even yoga anymore, it was more like you two are dying on the mcfucking floor

- not even daichi could be on track and stay focused, the captain of the team, he just was so fucking bad at it and so were you

- afterwards you and dai was sitting on the floor trying to figure which position to try out, once again; key word- TRY 

- you were doing that invisible chair move thingy(idk what’s its called)

- but like... you look lie you were about to pass out 

- and he on the other hand looked like he was gonna poop bout any second

- daichi was doing pretty good so far 

- but once you fell after 2.5 seconds of trying the pose, daichi fell becuase he was laughing too damn hard but he felt so fucking bad for you 

- he carried you bridal style after getting up and trying to calm you from your frustration, godamn all you wanted is to do some fucking yoga!

- when he plopped down, he did ‘yoga’ with his finger to try and make you laugh 

- but it didnt work out well becuase you were trying to intervene but all you did is to make your finger cramp up

- your finger cramped up because you fell in an awkward position, laying on your finger, pacifically your second joint on your finger  

Wakatoshi

- first of all, he wouldn’t really want to do anything with....yoga 

- but hell do it wiht you but a little hesitant 

- ok, so here you gusy are acting like children desperately trying to do yoga

- you and him dont really daily do yoga (if you do good for you but in this you dont:))

- he tried so hard but he really just failed like you but... a lil worse

- waka was trying to stertch but, you said we were doing yoga not stretching

- and yes, he did the volleyball stretch routine 

- N E who.. you were laughing your head off like a mf headless chicken 

- he tried to just, go away from..ya know make excuses for it, he’s a shy bean with yoga, he doesnt like the fact that he isn’t good with it..at all

- “hey, I’m going to drink a glass of water. Ok?”

- it wasn’t even a question, it was a damn statement 

- he quickly just runs out the living room and went outside to take a breather

- a breather that takes a godamn 30 - 1h in his book cuz ya know damn well he doesnt like it and he doesnt enjoy that the fact that both of you were failing...b it he wasn’t alone so you called him inside, with an attactchment of being called a       Crybaby 

- which he didnt like

- by this point, he was fed up

- usually he ain’t like this but you pushed him up to the brim

- but once you saw that death glare, you said while hugging him

- : were gonna cuddle and watch yo favorite show..ok? You seemed pretty unhappy about the situation.. so *shrugs*”

- now he is a happy baby:)

#wakatoshi x reader #wakatoshi fluff #wakatoshi x you #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu #wakatoshi #lizandbo #daichi x reader #diachi x you #daichi fluff #daichi headcanons #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu fluff #wakatoshi headcanons

[demonphannie]

dan and phil - june 2017

6/12

first week (1-7): dan wants to eat and be alone for his birthday. phil likes snuggling with cats. politics and pizza and chill. new gaming video: ARE GAMERS NERDS? - Google Autocomplete Game! dan puts the succ in succulents. barbecue becomes floorbecue (context but dan and phil have barbecue with dan’s grandparents). phil is recognized as the dan and phil guy! dan and phil release a shirt to support manchester. phil relaxes with some attack on titan. dan liveshow! (highlights: new webcam, gonna make a new youtube banner, loved the one love manchester concert, at his all boys school when they got shots they all punched each other because it would hurt more, his grandparents visited, his grandma brought an or-rey-o cake, cake scene whom, he and phil and friends played dungeons and dragons and dan was a fucking edgelord, he went to the gym and jogged 10km and couldn’t move the next morning, he went because phil wasn’t there and he was bored, cavemen over dinosaurs existentialism over nihilism, he has nothing against wearing dresses, he’s practicing piano more, he has ten succulents) + bonus thumbnail. new gaming video: MOTION CONTROL VIOLENCE - Dan vs. Phil: ARMS.

second week (8-14): dan wants you to VOTE. phil wants you to VOTE. edward snowden and jeremey corbyn interact with dan on twitter. obligatory democracy selfie. phil liveshow! (highlights: listened to a sexual podcast when going to the gym, he ate very unhealthily as a child, beauty tips with phil: dry shampoo in hair before you go to sleep, toothpaste on pimples, don’t drop things on your feet or they will bruise, daddy cleaned us, cake scene whom, the ampersand is broken, he was gonna live in the gaming room but decided they needed more space for the gaming so now he lives in a broom cupboard under the stairs, martyn moved, he’s been watching love island, his bday gifts for dan are things phil wants, he has two coffees a day). jeremy corbyn is one thicc bih according to dan. new gaming video: THE MOST FRUSTRATING GAME EVER MADE - Dan and Phil play: I Am Bread. dan loves wonder woman. dan and phil went to wahaca (food for before dan’s bday). DAN’S BIRTHDAY!!! phil posts a pic of dan playing mariokart and it’s like pretty cute. “i don’t feel 26 but when you consider i have a 16 year old’s body and the crushed soul of someone aged 36 it kinda makes sense” (does dan know how to do math). bryony posts some cute pics on her insta story confirming they went to a sushi place and a sky bar (1+2+3). rare birthday boye pic. it stops the bees tweets from cat for dan’s birthday. phil bought dan (himself) a fidget spinner. new amazingphil video: TRY NOT TO CRINGE - My Dating Emails (tinder ad). phil almost blinds himself with the fidget spinner. dan’s life is on hold now that nintendo is releasing a pokemon switch game (and also he’s going to leave dead animals on nintendo’s doorstep if they do not make an animal crossing game). dan changed his twitter icon from this to this. dan liveshow! (highlights: birthday, comic sans, phil’s used the fidget spinner more than him, also got a weather crystal thingy from phil, dan also got sunflowers, dan HATES sunflowers, i HATE dan, terrarium of the day, his family has a pattern of giving dan colin themed gifts this time being a tshirt, friends got him a skull filled with vodka, he loves the babadook, phil is away, no phil liveshow, dan is phil’s pr agent, pokemon gotta catch em all, rant about how annoyingly perfect chris pine is, steven universe discourse, he cringed at phil’s video). also dan’s tweet for his liveshow mentioned (and friendzoned) phil for no reason. also here is some weird shit dan thought he would make his icon. wow young people these days and their exam memes. phil is a finger guns kinda guy. new gaming video: DIL GETS PREGNANT - Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #41. 

third week (15-21): when phil is away dan will post irrelevant sceenshots of what they text each other and it’s sorta sad sorta cute. angery wasps. dan’s houseplants are thriving. phil craves that mineral. new daniel howell video: The Memeing Of Life. centipede drama with documentarist phil lester��(also phil doesn’t have wooden floors in his room but ok). dan wishes happy fathers day to dil? phil liveshow! (highlights: thank you for all the fathers day wishes, strong air conditioning in his “room”, he got his dad jams and hacksaw ridge, he has a big family and a lot are in australia, dan was scurred of the centipede, he’s trying to get louise to name her new baby phil, dan is worth £6, he hurt himself with the fidget spinner, not watching love island anymore, chris pine is distracting, some beauty tips, flat earth). “england more like fuckimmeltingdeargodhowcaniescapethisunbearableheatimsweatingoutofmyeyeballswhereisallthebloodyrainweresupposedtohaveland.” some limited edition merch. dan and phil appear in an anthony padilla video. new gaming video: THIS GAME IS TOO BLOODY HARD - Dan and Phil play: Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes #3. oh no phil almost went live in the bath. wow going to america (or are they). phil likes topless guys showering horses. dan and phil appear in #youtubers4grenfell livestream. 

fourth week (22-30): dan and phil #spotted at the airport. dan and phil at vidcon! night of community where dan and phil have a bicker about whose fault it was that they missed their flight to la (run down: dan lost his passport and phil booked the car late and they almost missed vidcon). also the try guys do a funny impression of dan and phil. dan explains. nice pics of the night of community. pics of dan and phil leaving the night of community. phil slept nice. youtube water. dan and phil and tyler. dan and phil meet and greet (not all the pics but some highlights: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten). lil peek into a markiplier vlog. dan and phil @ a party just eating and playing ddr (one + two + three). dan and phil with cute doggo. new gaming video: HELP WE ARE SO LOST 🌎🤔 - Dan vs. Phil: GeoGuessr. dan apologizes for being extra even tho he’s always extra. dan’s an edgelord. dan and phil are jean jacket boyes. dan and phil on the fine bros instagram story + on twitter. dan and phil and badly drawn models. dan is angery on facebook. phil is going to another dimension. new amazingphil video: DAN CURLS MY HAIR! fine bros video: YOUTUBERS REACT TO NICKI MINAJ CHALLENGE (#NICKIMINAJCHALLENGE). dan is an edgelord pt 2. they are on cat’s insta story. ACurlyPhil selfie. dan and phil in a tomska vlog (@ 22:57 and 33:00). just touched down in london town. new gaming video: WATCH US WRECK SOME LOSERS ONLINE - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. dan and phil play with cat’s new pup in this video which made my entire body tingle. wow crash bandicoot is out.

the floor is my undying love for dan and phil.

#phan #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #2017 timeline

[estuarries]

baby’s first liveshow commentary

hello lads i have decided to attempt doing @nihilist-toothpaste​ inspired video commentary/write up/review thingies!!!! welcome to ramble-y fun time

phil’s liveshow on august 10, 2017

his smile in the first minute makes my heart so happy i love him so much

i love the eye-tongue-eye emoji stop being mean to it

he’s a bit late bc he just finished filming a new ap vid!!! it took him longer than he thought it would to finish filming bc he was rambling. this is a #relatable brain thing

“i just said goodbye and now i’m saying hello again!” wrt filing and then doing a liveshow makes me rly happy bc i wouldn’t have thought abt it that way. i love phil’s brain

new vid clues: paper bag(?) and bubble wrap. amazingphil asmr part ii??

dan’s not joining the liveshow bc he has a headache but phil’s gonna hop into dan’s next one

closed eyes and happy gesticulation whilst telling sleepy-morning “unexpected window cleaning man frightened me” story

phil’s fight/flight/freeze response is freeze

“imagine if i had decided to make breakfast naked! ...if i was that kind of person…” its okay m8 we know u like to make nakey bro brunches w danyul

are the emoji pants the only pair of graphic pj pants he has now ??? why are they being featured so prominently lately ???? phil IS an emoji is the only phnnie conspiracy i can support now

in the ap vid phil did SCIENCE and REACTED TO THINGS (chemistry . reaction . hehe :3)

he’s out of tv shows to watch ….he and dan have watched so many series together over the years ..... i am emotional

phil hasnt watched in a heartbeat EITHER !! BLASPHEMOUS BOYES!!!

re: rick and morty. i strongly agree and it makes me so nervous that rick burps all the time i cannot focus on whats happening in the show bc rick gives me so much anxiety

he misses the cherry blossom tree in thehowlter’s front yard and they are hopefully going to put it in when they have money

“you’re all like dan! not everything has to be symmetrical!” thank u for these affirmations that not everything has to be perfect thank u for being chill. a chill phil. 

“i dont mind a little bit of wonkiness!” “i’m at a bit of a wonk!” “is the entire house wonky?” the only real phil branding is ~WOnKy~

phils hands are so beautiful???? i love them?????? @ 8:50ish

him trying to figure out his best side and saying “one? or two?” as options like at the optometrist when ur getting ur eyes checked. 

someone in the chat: “both!” phil’s cheeky grin/”don’t flatter me!!!” response

someone in the chat: “side three!” i snort laughed along w phil this is truly Good Content. dark!phil RISE

phil doesn’t think he really has a bad side and his easy neutrality wrt his physical appearance is dreamy. i love him and i love that he’s comfy w himself like this

phil had an eye infection and this is the first day he’s been without glasses…… why does he glasses-bait us like this …..

it’s really hard for him to concentrate with dilated pupils so that’s why he was being a wee bit wonky in the last liveshow

his eye is no longer infected and is “white and ready to see!”. the tone of his voice, his accent, and the phrasingof that reminded me so much of my british grandma who i havent seen in a few years and now i want to call her i miss her

wicked was “as the kids say...Wicked.” I SNORTED AKLHFAEIHKF

also i cannot believe that he and dan used the same silly phrasewhen talking about their opinions of wicked. is it still #copyrightinfringement if its your bf blatantly enterprising ur intellectual property?

phil was feeling a bit meh going into wicked but now he’s converted and a fan

he loved defying gravity :(

phil: every audience is important! me: crying

phil loves coming-of-age/college/highschool aus … Me Too

phil remix: the top fans to the tune of mad world “all around me are familiar faces...lillyphanstuff, joteleena…”

he’s had “mad world” and also that fuckin. ditty song stuck in his head

“...is one thicc bih - NO!” is the best thing ive ever heard

im so sad that phil hasnt experienced the joys of ditty. apparently he doesn’t have it downloaded and doesn’t really know what it is

14:07 is my new ringtone (he sang the ditty tune in “doot doot doot”s)

“bandicussy” IM DEAD

phil thought it was a good family activity to see dunkirk but it made his parents very emotional bc his maternal grandad was in the war

making your entire family cry is apparently the phil way to entertain

neither he nor dan understood the timelines of dunkirk upon first watch

after filming his ap vid he sanitized using vanilla cupcake hand sanitizer

he watches zoe’s bath and bodyworks candle/lotion hauls??????? ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

apparently b&bw has some ~priiiicey~ candles. phil is the coupon clipping, consumer reports reading dad

he said that livestreaming games on dapg would be “dope”. i am reminded for the millionth time that he is a 30 year old white man. i am moderately uncomfortable.

jk it was someone in the chat who said it he was just reading the comment

“hi to the ‘phan’s moving boxes’ group chat”

facterino according to the nature man on tv: in england nature has decided that it’s autumn already. this is evidenced by blackberries coming out in august. because fall isstartingso early they’re expected to have a harsh winter but its fine bc he is excited for snow!

some climate change discourse

he’s not a big doctor who fan but his fav doctor is david tennant

he’s excited for the “lady doctor” and i’m uh. not a huge fan of that wording

23:02 pre-sneeze noises and hand motions are Delightful

apparently it’s southern england peeps who pronounce scone with a hard o (scOHne) and northerners pronounce it with a soft o (scAWn). phillu doesn’t know which pronunciation he uses

my mom grew up in cornwall (and moved to america when she was a teen. i’m american btw!) and pronounces it the northern way. we’ve had the scohne vs scawn debate!! lots of #britishfamilythings in this liveshow

philly homework motivation song @ 24:52

his first response to ppl being sad about school starting in a week is to calculate how many seconds are in a week so they can re-frame their time left in a way that feels more plentiful. i love this ???

i also really love how he tries to read premium messages from different people every time. idk that’s just really thoughtful and as a fan i really appreciate it

he knows that black makes him look good …. GOodBYe

today is world lion day!

phil is the one who puts the funny/random holidays on the dnp calendars. of course it was but im still so happily surprised  

doinganap’s sicth/sixth discourse

he’s reading people from the chat’s bdays and telling them what funny holidays are on their birthdays! i love how he finds different ways to get ppl in the chat involved every liveshow. i appreciate him so much !like yeah i know its a marketing thing but let me pretend its solely phil’s care for us

he wants to go back to japan

he can’t read or edit and listen to music at the same time! me neither

someone asked what a good pet would be and phil went on a lil tangent about how it’s important to have enough time to take care of the pet you choose!! dont get an exotic pet or a breed of non-exotict pet that requires a lot of time, money, or energy to care for it if you’re not at a point in your life where u can take care of it to the best of your ability! <3

hedgehogs are one of the most common animals in the uk??? what the heck?

he can’t remember whether or not he’s seen a hedgehog irl so he texts mum lester to ask <3 why is this the sweetest thing in the world . like seeing a hedgehog irl would be an experience that his family facilitated or even if he was moved out when it happened it would have been so exciting that he def would have told kath about it. so any way it happened she would know about it. my heart is Warm.

he’s not a huge summer candle burner but as soon as it’s september he’ll be on the pumpkin spice train

mum lester texted back and apparently his grandparents had a family of hedgehogs in their garage and his granddad built them a little hedgehog house to hibernate in :( wow!

phil might play shelter 2 … with dan. No Thank You. let us have some phil-only time plz 

shelter 2 is more of an autumnal game so he might do it later when he can cozy up with some cocoa and herd the badger babies

he feels a coffee buzz after five (5) chocolate-covered coffee beans. r u sure u even drink coffee phil????

rye bread is worse (in phil’s opinion) than regular bread and is ”claggy”. i busted out laughing and texted my mom IMMEDIATELY bca LOOOONG time ago we were at a family christmas party with my dad’s extended family and all of the Adults were playing scrabble. my mom ended up spelling claggy and everyone else was like THATS A MADE UP WORD WHAT THE FUCK!!!! and my mom was like ???? no its not? my dad’s family is from the eastern us and had never heard the word claggy before and i remember my dad giving my mom shit about it for YEARS afterward because she caused such an uproar. idk if it was a regional thing or if americans just don’t say claggy but REGARDLESS. my mom and i had a good laugh over this description of rye bread and we both love phil

he’s nervous abt what dalien is going to look like and become as he grows up. phil’s general reaction to dalien has been one of caution and nervousness and idk ?? someone more thoughtful analyze that please

his advice for making the most of the last bits of summer: do something you haven’t done before! immediately after bestowing upon us this Wise Advice he giggles and becomes self aware of his parental tone. Our Dad Is Becoming Self Aware

he doesnt swear around his parents?????? my mom says fuck all the time :0

2018 calendar and season two pastel plushies are in the works!

he’s singing another song to list the top fans. suggestions include toxic, the ditty tune, and the tetris theme. he goes with the ditty song and starts laughing in the middle of it so makes a seamless musical transition to toxic

if everything recorded properly with his new vid we should see it in the next few days!

he hopes that we have a lovely weekend and that whatever we end up doing brings us a bit of happiness :( i love him thank u phil

tiny little bonus song after he covers up the camera. schrodingers phil.

all in all i love phil’s liveshows and this has been the highlight of my day. thank u for reading!

#mine #commentary #amazingphil #phil lester

[jawira707]

SURPRISE!!! @sleepysnowflake4341 it’s your birthday!!!

And therefore I wrote a lil’ Thunderhart thingy:

Episode 1.1

Today was finally the day. The day Henry had waited for all week and even marked the date red in his calendar.

No, no it’s wasn’t the school dance, it’s wasn’t Charlotte’s party and neither one of Ray’s special trainings. Ugh, no he hated those.

Looking at the alarm clock , it showed him that it was still early.

6:30 am to be concrete.

“I have time...”he whispered to himself.

Lots and lots of time.

So he got up slowly and went to the bathroom to take a shower. Brush his hair, comb his hair, before brushing his teeth again.

No, it also wasn’t photo day at school.

Henry just liked to look nice.

There was no particular reason for it, you know?

The clocked beeped as 7:00 am appeared on the screen. Better get going.

“Morning mom, dad, Piper!” he shuoted while running down the stairs as fast as non super speed allowed it.

“Good morning son! Have some breakfast!”

“Can’t sorry! Gotta go!” the boy heard himself say not really knowing why, because he was actually quiet hungry.

“But it’s Saturday?”

“Sorry” he repeated grabbing his keys which he had left on the table.

He couldn’t be late at the Man Cave today.

It would have been too unprofessional. And he was more than a superhero sidekick by now!

“HENRY!” Piper yelled from the living room making him stop in his tracks.

“What!?”

“You can’t just go!”

“Why not?!”

“Your shirt is turned inside out!”

“Oh, what do I ca-...what! Wait...!!”

Crap, she was right. Crap, crap, crap.

“Ah...that’s really bad...” He quickly pulled the shirt over his head messing up his hair in progress.

“What is wrong with you!?” his sister asked curiously approaching him with raised eyebrows. “Why are you so nervous?”

“I’m not nervous!”

He had abosuletely no reason to be nervous.

“Sure, sure...” she teased on, but then decided to rather have some pancakes instead of arguing with him

The kitchen clock showed 7:15 am.

“Bye!”

“Bye...”

Once outside Henry felt relieved, walking quickly towards Junk n’ Stuff, knowing Ray had big things planned for today.

Or at least he hope so.

Since their new apprentice, that strange teen who was the brother of Thundergirl, had joined the team nothing was easy anymore.

Not that he wasn’t powerfull. Or capable or attractive. And of course the last thing didn’t matter...he just wasn’t part of their little crime fighting duo!

Duo not trio!

The first week had been a disaster. Max - that was the name of their apprentice- hadn’t really managed to fit him. He was being loud when he should have been quiet and then incredibly insecure when fast decisions where needed. More freaking insecure than Jasper in his opinion.

“Boy watch where you are going!” a man yelled as Henry nearly run into him, but he barely heard him anymore.

Maybe he misses home, Ray had told him in private, maybe he was just home sick.

Henry sighed remembering the following days of useless team builiding exercices and activities which had been both exhausting and ineffective.

Max listened more to what they told him, but he didn’t contradict anymore. He didn’t even ask about Schwotz new inventions.

“Creative inventor” was number one on his formula.

It made no sense to them.

So slowly he, Kid Danger, had started to get annoyed with this superhero, tired of being so...not worried...like...ah, he couldn’t find the right word! all the time.

And last but not least Henry had to overhear Captain Man talking to Charlotte about how HE- yes HE!- was slipping more and more these days and if he was okay.

HE was fine!

Max wasn’t!

Henry had reached the door of the shop entering quite unceremonously while wondering why everything had to be so complicated.

Yesterday his phone had been broken in a fight against some bank robbers and Max had offered to repair it for him.

That was nothing special, was it?

Good still, because he actually came up with something by himself, but if Jasper would ruin his phone, he would have offered his help too. For sure.

Pressing the last button on the elevator Henry closed his eyes during the ride.

Today.

“Hi Ray!”

“Hi Henry!”

Something about the smile on Ray’s face threw the boy off immediately.

“What are you laughing at?”

“Nothing.”

“Hey Hen!”

“Morning Charlotte!”

“Why are you wearing your shirt the wrong way?”

“Wha-!? MAN!” Didn’t he just fixed that?!

Annoyed Henry started to change as another side door opened and a third person entered the Man Cave.

“Morning.”

“Morning Max”

Oh god.

“Ahh...morning!”

Desperately triying to pull the shirt down to cover his exposed chest, Henry realized he had failed the cool, smooth “hello” he had been practising in front of the mirror yesterday night. He wished he would have known why he had done it.

“Your shirt is...”

“Ya, I know!!!”

“Okayyy....”Ray interrupted saving Henry from further embarrassement.

“Today, I gonna send you two boys to patrol near the clock tower while me and Charlotte search for the Time Jerker with the Mancopter!”

The Time Jerker had just escaped prison days ago. But maybe he had travelled back in time already to set up a more detailed revenge.

“Okay” Max said, while Charlotte approached Captain Man following him to the tubes.

“Why wouldn’t you take Henry?”

“I just feel like...it’s better this way...” the man ansewered, before yelling the signature “UP THE TUBE!” and disappearing.

“So...”

Now there were all alone.

For the first time.

“So...”

“Max, better change into your costume...”

“Oh yes, right.”

Taking some of the special bubblegum Ray had given him, he was transforemd into “Thunderboy” in a split second. Beside him Henry did the same to become Kid Danger.

“Are you ready?”

Max nodded, but then motioned him to wait. Carefully he pulled something out of his pocket.

“My phone!”

“Yeah, I fixed it!”

Max handed it to him, their gloved hands making contact for less than an heartbeat.

“T-thanks!”

Activating the screen a blue light appeared before suddenly a bunch of new applications started ordening themselves on the homescreen.

“Woah, that’s new!”

“Cool, huh?”

“Pretty cool! You...you basically superfied my phone!”

“Superfied!?”

“...yes...I mean...”

And then Max laughed, he laughed out loud and if it wasn’t for his strong grip Henry would have dropped the phone right there. Again.

Today was Valentine’s Day.

“Let’s get going!”

“Right behind you...”

“I...use the right tube and you the left one.”

When the tubes came down again, they both turned towards each other instinctively.

Henry didn’t miss that Max wasn’t looking anxious for once. In contrary, he was smiling.

Maybe he is smiling because I’m smiling.

“Okay...”

Why was he even smiling?

“UP THE TUBE!” they shouted syncronously.

Henry closed his eyes again.

He was ready for the mission.

Finally.

#happy birthday #sorry for any spelling mistake #ep1 #thunderhart #henry danger #the thundermans

[dreamersballs]

tag thingy

i was tagged by @fancybasementfestival ! thank you!

Rules: Answer the 92 statements and tag 20 people

LAST:

1. Drink: black tea

2. Phone call: to my mom ? i think

3. Text message: “yea sure”

4. Song: breakthru by queen

5. Time you cried: uhh last week?? idk

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: nah

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nah

8. Been cheated on: nope

9. Lost someone special: yes

10. Been depressed: i guess yeah

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nah

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. blue

13. red

14. white

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: fuck yea

16. Fallen out of love: ya

17. Laughed until you cried: omfg yes i saw a video of lil ducklings getting blown off their feet by the wind it was so fuckin cute 

18. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah

19. Met someone who changed you: yes !  ! !!

20. Found out who your friends are: i already know  e v e r y t h i n g

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yes

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life? most of them

23. Do you have any pets? 2 beautiful kitties

24. Do you want to change your name?: i used to when i was smaller but i don’t really care anymore

25. What did you do for your last birthday?: went to the beach with my friends and just had a Good Time

26. What time did you wake up?: 7:50

27. What were you doing at midnight last night?: texting

28. Name something you can’t wait for: this weekend bc i’m gonna see my online friends !  ! ! !

29. When was the last time you saw your mom?: like an hour ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life?: i just wish i was more confident and happier. also wish i didn’t care so so much

31. What are you listening to right now: RADIO GA GA BINCH

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: i don’t think so

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: fucking rls can die

34. Most visited website: lmao i hate to say this but… tumblr (sorry twitter)

?????? MORE QUESTIONS

35. Mole/s: i have A TON im not gonna count them all

36. Mark/s: what

37. Childhood dream: i wanted to be an astronaut really bad (still lowkey want to)

38. Haircolor: dark brown

39. Long or short hair: shortt

40. Do you have a crush on someone: nah

41. What do you like about yourself?: nothing

42. Piercings: ear piercings

43. Bloodtype: idk

44: Nicknames: mart, mert

45. Relationship status: single ready 2 mingle

46. Zodiac: taurus

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favorite TV show: how i met your mother!!!!!!!!!!!

49. Tattoos: none

50. Right or Left hand?: right

51: Surgery: ye

52. Hair dyed a different color: oh boy i’ve dyed my hair pink, red, orange and blonde

53. Sport: sport can suck my dICK

54. Vacation: last place i went to was corfu!!

55. Pair of trainers: 1

MORE??

56. Eating: nothing

57. Drinking: tea

59. I’m about to: disassociate

61. Waiting for: the weekend

62. Want: to die

63. Get married: sure, but if the person is REALLY special

64. Career: idk…anymore

65. Hugs or kisses: hugs

66. Lips or eyes: eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

67. Shorter or taller: don’t care

68. Older or younger: a bit older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: stomach

71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive, loud people are fucking annoying

72. Hookup or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

74. Kissed a stranger: nah

75. Drank hard liquor: no                    

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nah i don’t have glasses

77. Turned someone down: yes

78. Sex on the first date: i am an innocent child

79. Broken someone’s heart: yeah, and i still feel terrible

80. Had your heart broken: yes

81. Been arrested: no

82. Cried when someone died: nope

83. Fallen for a friend: don’t call me out like this

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: never

85. Miracles: sure

86. Love at first sight: yes

87. Santa Clause: no lol

88. Kiss on the first date: sure i don’t mind

89. Angels: no

Other:

90. Current best friend’s name: jasna

91. Eye color: green

92. Favorite movie: i’m not a big fan of movies but i think it’s 5 centimeters per second? idk

uhhhhh i’m tagging @stuckinthelastcentury and @the-great-mr-bad-guy

#tag thing

[breakfastisntincluded]

£31

Well today was the first day of B4nny Fest 2017. We packed up some more lil sandwiches in our lil sandwich bags from our deluxe 40 pack of sandwich bags sainsburys so generously provided for us to purchase. We have to get the train to new street and then to the NEC and unfortunately when we got to new street Kate decided to look up the schedule of when the tf2 matches were on and found a horrifying revelation. It seems that we have come here to Birmingham specifically to watch team fortress two, specifically for that reason, and because they didn't actually post the schedule until two days before the festival started, we had blindly bought tickets for the second half of it, assuming that would be the final rounds and grand final, and we had been wrong. We in fact are only going to be able to watch the grand final. We had missed everything else. It was a bit of a bummer there on the train platform, coming to this realisation. Fortunately, we are very springy, and like the noble slinky before us, we recovered from this blow. We got there and there was a huge queue which seemed weird because it was a few hours after it opened for the day, but it turned out to just be a bunch of kids queueing to see a youtuber 😳 We then got very confused about the floor pound and had to pay a pound to buy a very vague map/ schedule that didn't even have the full schedule on it. Pathetic effort, England. :P . We hightailed it to find the stage the final was gonna be on, and found a lil tf2 casting zone and our good boy warhuryeah was there doing an incredibly dull interview which we watched because it was cool to see our boy even if the people he was interviewing were not particularly engaging :P Then Kato played some overwatch and I tested a vr zone thingy which was cool but I moved around way too much trying to hit the ball with my head and nearly left the lil booth thingy 👌🏾 And then more things were happening in the tf2 zone so we went back there and watched our boy some more and then we saw our other boy getawhale prancing on the main stage so we went over to secure some Front Row Seats for The Big Game and to snap some pics of our bald boy. Very, very exciting. And then there was a big ol technical delay and then warhuryeah and another guy was saying words but some other dudes were on the screen so they did an excellent job of lip synching to the words, much to the crowd's delight 🎉 The Big Game was very thrilling and very long and it was so cool to be sitting in a big crowd of people cheering and gasping about a bunch of people playing video games 👌🏾 And hey I actually managed to follow what was going on most of the time which is quite the achievement on my part 😱 They wanted to take a big group photo of everyone who was there out on the lawn, but for some reason they did it in the middle instead of at the end, and it was like 6:30 by this point, so we had to leave the building and then try to go back in, but the security people didn't want to let a bunch of us back in because we just had stamps on our hands and not these special ~night time~ wrist bands?? Which was insane! But luckily the nice lady security lady let us all in despite the snipy man's protests 😌 Phew 😌 The result.... Oh the result.... Was not good.... It was almost exactly the same as last year 😭 They were so close and it was right right down to the wire but then B4nny lost 😭 Again 😭 And I was so bummed 😭 Again 😭 But we got up the courage to ask getawhale for a photo so then it was all worth it 👌🏾💃🏽 We were planning to go to sainsburys and get some stuff for dinner but it turns out that England is still very much in the midst of religious fervour and everything shuts very early on Sunday's so we couldn't do that. We were gonna turn to our bff maccy d's but on the way there we found Papa John's which is cute and cheap and delightful :) I tell ya, enjoying a simple burger from a simple family takeaways shop, sitting in a very comfy bed and watching NBC Hannibal really is a dope time 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

#day 31 #Birmingham