pirates of the caribbean is great because ted elliott & terry rossio were like “we want to do a supernatural spin on the pirate genre” and disney was like “no you're gonna make ride propaganda for our theme parks” and jack davenport was like “the studio has tricked me, classically trained jack davenport, into being here, so i'm going to portray this token brit antagonist as the most nuanced character in the whole franchise” and orlando bloom was like “i'm in a sandals resorts commercial!”
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Zeig ihnen den Mondarsch
god damn it FINE /aff
brought to you by the DCA palooza chaos channel and the insistence that i draw moon's ass;
[ID; an uncoloured digital drawing of moon with an unreasonably large ass. he's looking over his shoulder and grinning, leaning forwards slightly. gray's sona is in the corner, gesturing toward the doodle with a disappointed expression. /END ID]
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Honestly David Tennant calling anyone to get advice on Macbeth is so funny to me because every day of my life I’m sitting here beaming my thoughts directly into David Tennant’s mind like: no one has ever played Macbeth this well. you are the definitive Shakespearean actor of this generation
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Gojo... <3
Gojo scooping you up in his arms and saying, "You're beautiful."
Gojo smiling while reading in bed, waiting for you to join him.
Gojo falling asleep on your chest as you hum softly to him.
Gojo muttering, "I'm here now, you're safe." when you wake up from a nightmare, crying.
Gojo mumbling "Pretty, so pretty..." while holding you close in the morning.
Gojo grinning widely when he walks in on you changing. "Let me see- hey!"
Gojo looking you up and down and smirking when you wear something new.
Gojo wrapping an arm around your waist for no reason.
Gojo chuckling, "You're blushing," when he kisses your cheek during class.
Gojo kissing the top of your nose and whispering, "Good job."
Gojo drawling, "Let's spar, baby. Whatever are you so afraid of? me?" while backing away from you, getting into position.
Gojo groaning when you unleash a particularly rough attack on him, but smirks when you run to check on him. "Dont worry, I'm the strongest."
Gojo pulling you to him after training and leaning his cheek on your head, purring "I'm proud of you."
Gojo yelling when you find out about a particularly dangerous mission that you've been assigned to.
Gojo frowning at your retreating form as you depart, "Say the word and ill be there. Take care, okay?"
Gojo shaking, when he realises you're not back on time. "Please come back."
Gojo smiling tearily at you when you return home after a long time.
Gojo burying his face in your shoulder and mumbling... "I'm your very own personal koala bear now, you can't get rid of me."
Gojo gripping your hand tightly, too tightly, as you make your way back home.
Gojo looking at you with a radiant smile, dumping a load of maple syrup onto the pancakes he makes for dinner. "Do you want some?"
Gojo smiling softly at you with zero inhibitions, as you chow down on your food.
Gojo deciding once and for all, that the ring box that lingers in his pocket will make it's way out, one way or another.
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