#this isn’t an ad but

[galaxywarp]

I knoW everyone’s favorite joke from this episode is the whole “someone got hit in the boingloings!” bit, but I swear to god there is something SO fucking funny to me about how Jake says “Good job. Good job The Ice King.”

#something about adding the word The where it isn’t needed. cracks me up. everytime #adventure time #ice king #simon petrikov #jake the dog

[piraticoctopus]

The mantis print I ordered from @sinobug arrived this morning and I’m like stupid excited to get it framed and up on my wall

#this isn’t an ad but #i got one of the mantis collages #of which I have several of the individual shots already saved in my references folder lol #so I saw it on the shop and was like !!! #not sure if I wanna put in the extra 100+ bucks for framing and mat #we’ll see what frames I find at michaels tomorrow #i would’ve ordered it pre-framed but I wanted to be sure it’s non-reflective #OP #bugs #insects

[valentimmy]

his favorite hobby is tormenting cloud 🔥

#don’t ask why I added the sparkles they look silly #timmy draws stuff #fanart #digital art #my art #ff7 #ffvii #ffviir #ff7 rebirth #sephiroth #ff7 fanart #i hope they keep the scene where he throws the materia at cloud and does a flip and flies away #and the way he t poses every time he speaks #also fun fact I share a birthday with ff7 (that’s insane :0) #today it isn’t ff7 anniversary but I got impatient making this GDHNFJENC #also don’t look at the background too hard I couldn’t be bothered to render all of that

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

guys… i don’t think he’s doing this for all of us

#erm… he’s RIGHT behind me… isn’t he? #i made rose’s eyes look like the surface of the sun for funesies #also idk who said it #but someone made a post about how rose looked (symbolically) tear-streaked with the hood of her new outfit up #and that’s such baller imagery i added it #ngl i mainly wanted to draw terezi pissed off lmao #hurly art #homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #homestuck beyond canon #hs:bc #hsbc #hsbc upd8 #hsbc spoilers #hs^2 update #hs^2 #homestuck upd8 #homestuck update #upd8 #hs #hom3stuck #terezi pyrope #homestuck terezi #rose lalonde #homestuck rose #rosebot #dirk strider #homestuck dirk

[morganbritton132]

Nancy sends Eddie a video the morning after her monster hunter trio sleepover and Eddie uses it as a background in a Tiktok.

So, he’s wordlessly in the corner of the screen while the video plays. It shows Nancy getting out bed, putting on her sleepers and her robe, and then walking across the hall to the guest room where Steve and Jonathan are asleep at opposite ends of the bed.

Nancy walks to the side of the bed that Steve is sleeping on and taps on the phone laying next to him. The screen lights up and shows that he’s on a call with Eddie that has been going on for the last five hours.

She flips the camera around and says directly to Eddie, “You’re pathetic.”

Nancy’s video ends and Eddie takes up the whole screen of his Tiktok just to say, “I can’t believe this is how I find out that my husband has me in his phone as Eddie Munson.”

#Eddie’s actually a bold face liar because his name in Steve’s phone is actually ICE - Eddie Munson #Meanwhile Steve is so distressed to learn that Eddie has him in his phone just as Stevie #Steve: Isn’t that confusing? you know someone named Stevie! You know Stevie Nicks!! #Eddie: Yeahhh sent a few awkward text to her but then I added emojis #Eddie: See. here’s an apple because you’re the apple of my eye #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[yamatohomo]

i forgot that some ppl don’t like gear 5 and to those ppl i say, sorry but you’re wrong

#sooo ​sorry it isn’t a generic shonen power up 🫤 #go watch dragon ball or something idk #personal #one piece #one piece spoilers #i just added alt text i didn’t expect this to blow up sorry

[gayforbagels]

Pouring one out for Afghanistan and Anguilla and Antigua and Aoteoroa and Barbuda and Australia and the Bahamas and Bahrain and Bangladesh and Barbados and Belize and Bermuda and Botswana and Brazil and Brunei and Canada and the Cayman Islands and Cornwall and Cyprus and Dominica and Egypt and the Islas Malvinas and Fiji and Gambia and Georgia (the country) and Ghana and Gibraltar and Grenada and Guyana and Hong Kong and India and Iraq and Ireland and Jamaica and Jordan and Kenya and Kiribati and Kuwait and Lesotho and Malawi and Malaysia and Maldives and Malta and Mauritius and Montserrat and Myanmar and Nauru and Nigeria and Pakistan and Palestine and the Pitcairn Islands and Qatar and St Lucia and Saint Kitts and Nevis and Saint Helena and Ascension and Tristan da Cunha and St Vincent and Grenadina and Scotland and Seychelles and Sierra Leone and Singapore and the Solomon islands and Somaliland and South Africa and Sri Lanka and Sudan and Swaziland and Tanzania and Tonga and Trinidad and Tobago and Turks and Caicos and Tuvalu and Uganda and United Arab Emirates and United States and Vanuatu and Wales and Yemen and Zambia and Zimbabwe tonight

#text #op #dancing crabs #and many more #sorry if I missed you trust me when I say I am still popping the FATTEST bottle for u TONIGHT #edit: guys I copy pasted a shit ton of countries from fucking Wikipedia for a shitpost it’s not that deep #edit: the amount of y’all that are tagging this as ‘except us and Canada’ are missing the fucking point #it isn’t cute lol #EDIT: WHATS UP GUYS IT’S ME YA BOY COMING LIVE FROM. GLASS ONE OF WINE #I CHANGED MY MIND FUCK IT IM ADDING EVERYONE I MISSED INTO THE OP #AND ANOTHER THING #SOME OF YALL HAVE TO REMEMBER THERE ARE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE IN CANADA AND THE USA TOO #SAYING THE USA AND CANADA DOESNT DESERVE TO POP BOTTLES IS DISMISSIVE OF EVERY INDIGENOUS LIFE DAMAGED BY THE BRITISH EMPIRE #AUSTRALIA TOO #THE MONARCHY HAD A VERY PROMINENT ROLE ALONGSIDE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS AND COLONIAL VIOLENCE #IN SETTLER HISTORY #ALSO TO ANY OF MY BRITISH HOMOES I AM SO SORRY YALL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT PROPAGANDA MACHINE RN #GFGFGFFGGG I’m not changing that

[daenerysies]

it’s always ‘rhaenyra did nothing to secure her ascension, she just relied on her daddy to uphold her claim’ and never ‘aegon did nothing to prove he was worthy of being named heir, let alone being king, and solely relied on his mommy and grandpa to cover for his less than stellar hobbies like his drinking issues and his raping of serving girls’ in this essay i will-

#house of the dragon #rhaenyra targaryen #pro rhaenyra targaryen #team black #anti aegon ii targaryen #anti team green #mind you she literally ruled dragonstone for what 13ish years in the book? #and at least 6 in the show? #and was an active member of the small council for 10 #so like explain to me in layman’s terms how this isn’t just a typical misogynistic tg take #bc it ain’t adding up #the irony is not lost on me

[franeridart]

king doodles log

#my sketches #one piece #king one piece #I finished my wano reread with my love for this man overwhelming #where did it come from #what am i gonna do with it #sketch the man a trillion times in two days of course #anyway #oda was like lunarian wings are vestigial and i was like suddenly I can’t read #his design is so me coded………………. #throwing hearts at him I hope he’ll be back #ily king #also adding him to the list of over fourty years old flaming bird men from op im in love with #there’s only two of them but isn’t it weird that it happened twice

[tobisaw]

Can i get more freelatta art please? I just love them in your artstyle--📼

happened to draw them on a magma earlier today so i thought i’d color it for you

#i promise i post art that isn’t freelatta i just had this one on hand #thank you maeve for adding the hearts btw it really adds to it #hlvrai #tommy coolatta #hlvrai tommy #gordon feetman #hlvrai gordon #freelatta #my art #asks #i think i accidentally made tommy too big LMFAO whatever i drew this in like ten minutes

[sea-lanterns]

not one of my bbest works (i made it in one in the morning and completely forgot to actually post it...) but milkmannn jean!!!!! the love of my life, my girlhusband, my wife, my dandelion, my knight, my everythinng (need her so bad its not even funny anymore)

OMG ANOTHER MILKMAN JEAN FANART :0

I’m so in love with her, you don’t understand 😭 I think Milkman! Jean deserves the world and a cute guard to fuck.

I like how Resident! Milkman Jean and Doppelganger! Milkman Jean are just kinda looking at each other like 0_0 (or at least resident Jean is). Doppelganger Jean is smug as ever <3

They’re so hot snkdkwkjfkwnflr

EDIT: I JUST REALIZED UPON CLOSER LOOKING AT THIS ART, THAT DOPPELGANGER JEAN IS LITERALLY DROOLING BEHIND HER HAND WHILE LOOKING AT READER. THATS SO SEXY WAIT—

Forgive me for I think feral women are one of the hottest women ever~

#🫧feeding the fishes #tysm for the art #doppelganger au #I think it’d be funny #if I added milkman jean to my slasher au lol #the milkman isn’t even a slasher but he’s too iconic

[bakubunny]

kaoru can be so mean.

he huffed quietly behind you, his breath hitting the shell of your ear. “dumb bunny. is this what you needed, darling? your embarrassing display stupidity only further proves that you’re incapable of understanding something as simple as a consequence.”

your wrists were gripped tightly in his hand as he leaned back to watch your ass ripple with every sharp thrust of his hips. each one had your eyes rolling from how well he split you open, his thickness pressing and dragging against your sweet spot, his length - fuck, he was so deep you were sure he was in your guts - ramming that deep, tender spot near your cervix over and over with precision. he ran his free hand from your hip to the small of your back and gently pressed, a reminder to, “keep your fucking back arched when i fuck you,” the memory kaoru’s low, seething tone burned into your mind. you nearly shuddered as you did.

“carla, analyze.”

“okay, master. ineffective angle identified by 3.2°.”

heat flooded to your cheeks. kaoru adjusted his thrust ever so slightly and you could have sworn your head went numb. you keened as more pleasure shot to every centimeter of your body.

“maximum efficacy achieved.”

kaoru grinned as your legs shook. “see? even she knows how perfectly i use and cherish what belongs to me.”

@neon-gothicc @thenamesmiz @dcsiremc

#f!reader #it took approximately zero time for me to finish the series and turn around with this bs #maybe someday i’ll be less of a (yikes) for pretty anime men but today is not that day #y’all the hcs i have for this man are not fit to be shared with anyone #and kaoru isn’t that mean here ik i’m just soft #idk idk but eat up ig not sure i like it but I’m too flustered so I ended it #I was gonna write matcha blossom but adding joe got me even more flustered #sk8 smut #kaoru sakurayashiki #kaoru smut #x reader #bakubunny #sk8 x reader

[puppyeared]

The garment, worn by those in good standing with Hyrule royalty, has been reworked with the latest improvements, such as a new shoulder guard.

#I miss my wife tails. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back #I love the champions leathers design but the story behind it is so sweet too like. she wanted to thank him so she went and #got some improvements added to it?? and she wanted to see his face when she surprises him with it hello????? #I think my favourite part is the half chest just for angst. I like imagining she was very particular about the armour placements #and had a chest piece added because yknow. right over the heart might I add #originally I wanted this to be more angsty but halfway through I was like wait this would completely miss the point #in my mind the armor isn’t just ‘I don’t want you to die again’ but also ‘I want to keep you safe as best I can’ #in her diary she was like links armor is wearing down so you know what? I’m gonna add more armor to better protect him!!! #and with her upbringing in mind (and the conversation she had with him about whether he would still choose to be a knight if things were #different) she could have totally asked him to stop doing it altogether. but she made the armor for him instead #sidenote she also got to be a teacher and scholar like she wanted and that is so. dont look at me I’m crying #I don’t know if ANY of this makes sense I’m just rambling. yes I wear the champions leathers every chance I get why do you ask #btw if you squint the leathers chainmail and sweater are taken from the hylian armor chestpiece! slightly modified on the tunic but cool #my art #myart #tears of the kingdom #totk #totk spoilers #totk zelda #totk link #botw spoilers #botw #breath of the wild #loz #loz fanart #comic #tw blood #blood

[flamedoesart]

I feel like people tend to forget that the reason children are on websites they really shouldn't be on, like Twitter for example, is because there are no spaces on the internet anymore specifically designed for children, unless it's for babies or toddlers.

The death of Flash also meant the death of thousands of games and websites specifically designed for the 9-13 demographic. Now granted, several games died long before Flash did (like the Holy Disney MMO trio - Pixie Hollow, ToonTown and Club Penguin) but there were other websites designed around what kids would enjoy. Sites like Kongregate, Sploder, GirlsGoGames and others were designed with kids in mind.

These sites were special in the sense that it gave fun games for children to play without even really needing to interact with other people directly. They could play the games and have fun. If they wanted to make friends they could, and oftentimes these sites had moderation to prevent kids from having full control over what they could say so as to prevent bullying and potential cyberstalking.

But now Flash is dead, and there's barely any hangout spots for that demographic anymore. I think the last remaining game you can play that doesn't require Flash that was a major part of the 2010s game nostalgia was Wizard101, but that game comes with the flaw of membership programs, similar to all the other MMOs that existed at the time.

Needless to say, the next time we ask in annoyance why there's so many 12 year olds on Twitter and Tik Tok, remember that it's because there's literally no online spaces anymore solely for them and only them, that majority of adults wouldn't step foot into anymore.

#flame talks #internet culture #flash games #Edit : wtf how did this get so many likes and rbs #okay so maybe I should clarify a bit here that yes I am aware that there are still kids spaces online #but basically all the ones that exist now have a membership program #hell even roblox does and a membership isn’t required to play those games #yes ads are annoying af on games but that’s not the point #also yes I am aware that kids will walk into adult spaces online but #that would be less of a problem if there were actual sites designed for kids at all anymore #now all we have is tik tok and that site is more for teens and adults than for kids #literally kids can’t exist anywhere without being preyed upon by algorithms and shit

[hazelnut-u-out]

Somehow never caught this before, but does this imply Birdperson’s mom killed his dad and he remembers seeing it?

The fact this memory is somehow tied to Blood Ridge in his mind makes me wonder if that’s part of why he didn’t accept Rick’s advances— maybe even subconsciously. If that’s what this implies, no wonder he had commitment issues. Makes the shit with Tammy hit differently, too…

I know it’s a throw away moment, but I really hope we get a follow up on that… Regardless of what that memory is, it’s dark shit.

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #birdrick #birdperson #i wonder if he remembers her eyes being red because they were or if it’s a childhood memory thing #because if they are actually red it makes me wonder if there was a whole population of mind controlled birdpeople being used by the GF #at some point #they always go so dark with birdperson’s character #and maybe that’s because he isn’t very expressive #he’s so stoic that it’s silly— but there are these moments that you get reminded ‘no. he’s fucked up.’ #thinking of this he’s probably the most traumatized character out of all of them #jesus fucking christ #sorry i’m feral and adding tags because i NEVER noticed this shit #the things we don’t talk about #the things we bury #the things we hide in an abandoned military vehicle in our memories of war #not going to be able to sleep now bc i’ve got too much of an adrenaline rush from this lol

[badnew2005]

SUNNY IS A LOVE STORY @badnew2005

Lighthousekeeping, Jeanette Winterson | @boymiffy | @maccymacdonald | Rob McRlhenney, Philadelphia style | Is the Cast of Always Sunny Irredeemable? ceicocat | True Blue, boygenius | @dennisboobs | @starpeace | @chilledmac | @bitseventimes | Rat A Tat, Fall Out Boy | Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia (2005-)

#okaaayyyyyyyy #just gonna post not gonna mill about like oooh it’s not good it’s not proper I DONT CARE . i know know knowwwwwwwa there’s loads iv missed #but . first posts i could find when looking sunny is a love story #tumblrs tagging system isn’t good And Neither Is Mine #iasip #sunny is a love story #so yeah idk if you’ve ever heard me say this but um. sunny is a love story #the gang #macden #web weaving #again i feel so so so awkward tagging ppl but like !!!! i used ur posts !!!!! it’s nothing it’s chill it’s casual it’s WHATEVER #i put The Origin of sunny is a love story post in like she’s worded soooo badly the grammar is all over the place it was a I NEED TO #SCREAM AND TELL EVERYONE IVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT SUNNY IS A LIVE STORY #i only took like an hour on this it’s a cute little practice of posting :) #iv just edited and added on the lov ewas there it was in th eoriginal draft idk how it got lost