#this website is getting weird

[amartbee]

i would like to know why people i know- among those @mozarteffect blog- got suspended or erased because... no reason.  @support @staff their blog isnt back yet. Someone who had their tumblr for 10 years and suddenly puff. gone. I see lots of porn bots here and people who dont even share that, get banned due to no reason at all. Can you fix that please?

#banning #this website is getting weird #banning people but not bots #tumblr

[brookheimer]

people acting like twitter's new post count is gonna cause a mass exodus to tumblr.... this website's demographic has not changed in 865578 years and it sure as hell won't now. this is the site for people who were weird and unhappy in middle school. everyone on here has either been around since they were weird unhappy 13-year-olds or joined when they were weird unhappy 13-year-olds, left because they thought they were normal for a while, then came crawling back again when they realized deep down they were still weird unhappy 13-year-olds. what does this site possibly have to offer you if you grew up happy well-adjusted and unaware of homestuck

#like have you seen that poll of when people joined tumblr and it's ALLLL early/mid 2010s if not earlier?? #twitter's fuckups have brought some people over but like. not as many as yall think #and thank god for that. i am very happy in my small corner of this website where i am surrounded by people with good taste and good takes #LOL #i'm the second category btw. weird unhappy 13yo --> No Im Normal --> oh ok no i'm not but shhh keep it on the dl (tumblr) this time #instead of running around asking everyone if they've heard of this thing called homestuck and giggling whenever anyone said bucket #...dark times. #but no like it's so funny to me that people think normal people will actually use tumblr. the stigma around it ALONE will drive em away #which like. fair honestly lolll #100 #this time on posts i didn’t expect to get notes #lollll #500 #1000

[tippenfunkaport]

That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.

Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."

The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.

And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?

#love how they manipulated people into spreading that post by making it seem like a cishet vs gay thing #when the real message is OP thinks trying to sell your writing is cringe and 'weird' and 'normal people' with jobs would never #which would of course never have flown on the fandom website #so they played into the queer shipping is purer than cishet shipping puriteen thing #and it worked! #because my god people are gullible #this is the direct pipeline that leads to AI thievery #''normal' people write for the joy of it anyway so why do you need pay? you are just greedy and 'weird'!' #'oh no this isn't about who we get to call cringe and who gets to profit from art it's about um... #(quick what's a hated m/f ship?).. oh uh 'shitty' REYLO #and not our super pure uh... (spirk is still popular right? lets throw in that avengers one too to make it seem timely) stucky!' #I'm sorry if I have no sense of humor about this but the year is 2024 and people are still way too ready to sneer #about writers trying to earn a fucking living in the shittiest timeline #and i need you to look deep into yourself and ask you why it's so important to you to tell yourself that only people writing what you like #are 'normal' with real jobs and to vilify everyone else as 'weird' and 'shitty' #for trying to make an income during a financial fucking crisis #i would say sorry for ranting about this but I'm not sorry because wtf #write whatever you want #publish whatever you want #there is no moral fucking purity in what the content is #and one thing certainly doesn't make you more 'weird' or 'normal' than the other #like there is soooo much shitty mlm that started as fanfic??? #that post is 100% OP made up some guys to get mad about and called them relyos for the clicks #writing #publishing #writblr #writeblr #i wasn't going to tag this anything but you know what fuck it I'm mad #i had like 5 more tags but tumblr cut me off which is fair 😅 #fan fiction

[objectumnonsense]

thinking this evening about robots (as usual of course) but specifically those robots who have no genitals, nor desire for them, nor really any way to experience pleasure in a "human" way. maybe they're work bots not made with sex in mind, or building-sized supercomputers with no sense of touch outside of user interface areas.

thinking about intimacy with a body (or bodies) that love in a slightly different language. metal hands holding warm flesh, digging in, with the power to tear away but the care and restraint not to. a comforting voice that surrounds and whispers sweet nothings while rooms of servers and screens hum and pulse with want want want.

will you pry away its chassis and adore its insides the same way it adores yours? tangle your fingers in its wires, pull them a little when you bring your hand away to caress its face? it's the trust it takes for it to let you in so close to its heart that makes you shiver. trace the grooves in its body, so precise and intentional in their placement; find the place where it falls apart and speed up the process.

listen to its voice glitch and skip while it tries to relay what you're doing to it. hear the mechanical keening when you reach its central processing arrays, every brush of your skin on its metal sending its thoughts into a hazy, static-filled loop of touch touch touch.

you're who gets to see it like this. who gets to make it fall apart. it's a thrill like nothing else.

#getting nervous to hornypost on my hornyposting blog on the hornyposting website like ok anxiety disorder can we Not #tho god itself would have to come down and smite me to stop me from being weird about computers #mentally ill robot boy getting pretentious on the beat #robophilia #wireplay #(a bit)

[gojosbf]

if you think you're pathetic remember it's 2024 and there are still people out here who'd rather burn themselves to death than admit satosugu exists and it's a gay ship

#i am seeing this discourse so much on tumblr suddenly which is really fucking weird considering this is a gay dominated website and 99 #percent of the userbase here are gays if this was twitter i wouldn't be this surprised because all sorts of crazy straight people exist #there but the sudden increase of heterosexuals here that are arguing against the most established and popularly acclaimed gay ship on a #gay website?? this place is not for y'all you can leave thank you very much #reminded me of the very first anons i used to get #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu #stsg #gojogeto #jjk gojo #jjk geto #200

[clownsuu]

Sorry for the artblock!!! here's a lil gift, from a shy lil lurker,

I LOVE HER SO MUCH, LIKE THEIR OUTFIT? the absolute most!! <3 <3 <3

"it's my uniform?? >:(( "

I hope you enjoyed my mini comic of Lovelie Robs insulting my boi Marky-moo.

//Honestly I see Lovelie in the one audio from Madagascar; like

y/n: I'd like to kiss you monkey man-

Lovelie: Alright, but your so darn ugly.

(also if it is not okay that I sent you art here I am so sorry. Next time i'll just post it on my account. It's a gift so i figured it would be okie)

WAAA LOOK AT THEM BE A MENACE TO SOCIETY ;;;;;

#Also oh you are completely fine! #Usually I prefer reblogging instead of being sent through my ask box #Mostly cause if I leave it in my ask for too long it will get flooded and I might miss it due to my horrible memory #But when tagged I can just check my tags! A much smaller list! #(though tags also tend to get lost purely from Tumblr's weird ass built website so it's a lose lose battle-) #BUT ANYWAY #THEMMMMMBSBSSSSS #LOVELIE BEING LOVELY /j HDHDJD #It's very rare to find her frowning smhh he's always got that cutesie smile that def don't hold alternative motives #Lovelie not respecting minimum wage workers confirmed??? 🤨🥄🥄 #BUT AWEAWEAWE YOU GUYS ALL DRAW THEM SO CUTE THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE #YALL ARE SO COOL ;;;;;;;

[notbecauseofvictories]

the best websites are deeply specific, such as this chemically mutated hellscape (affectionate) or amazingribs.com which features recipes and guidance but also a quote from G.K. Chesterton about how the curves of a pig are "swift and yet heavy....[like] rushing water or in a rolling cloud." I will also accept this one California scuba diving BBS site (bulletin board system, an acronym I haven't needed for 20 years) specifically because it hosts wonderful articles about squids.

#I'm delighted all this exists. wonderful. amazing. #I love any and all websites that are powered by someone's obsessive love of a thing. #I think that's what websites should be exclusively. #you should only ever get a website if you are going to embark on a multi-year project that will come to define you; #you can of course abandon it in 3-5 years that's fine! #but you should have started out just being Weird About It and stumbling on other people also Weird About It #that's how the internet WORKS. #celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Brazilian Grand Prix - Podium - Fernando Alonso

#HE IS SO RADIANT ON THIS PODIUM I LOVUUUU HIMMMMMMMM #once all the pics get released on all the websites i think ill have mental breakdown pt 2 #my roman empire is hoping someone took a pic of him holding the hat in his mouth #real ones will know about my weird obsession with confetti....fufilled today #im so annoyed they cut away when he did his jumpy mario thing #he does it every single time they should know this!! #so thank you to aston's insta for the clips #not my best quality gifs which is annoying but uhhhh i am under duress from myself LMAO #i need to make a brazil 2023 moodboard just from my deranged liveblogs cause my god #see you in Vegas!!! what a way to end a triple header wow. it really made the suffering in cota and mexico worth it #now old man better keep up this performance istg #but like seriously i could wax poetic about his defneding and overtaking in this race #it was actually unbelievable the level of skill he has #to defend against the superior rb19 for like 30~ laps and then to be able to overtake it with his much slower car??? chills. #has anyone gifed his overtake bcs my god i fell down #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 brazilian gp #we do a little bit of f1

[oifaaa]

No clue on ur policy on cursing but if you do not like it pls delete this ask and I’m sorry I cursed but the concept was so funny.

Batfam au where Damian accidentally ends in the past (by himself or if any of his siblings join is optional) and needs to quickly stop himself before calling Bruce, Father.

So on a slip up, he accidentally calls him Fuckboy instead, and has to continually use it.

I see this going one of two ways depending on how old Bruce is - if it's teenage angsty Bruce then there will be a fight which will result in Bruce getting his ass kicked bc teenage Bruce was just constantly looking for a fight but couldn't hope to win against Damian - if its Bruce post training/ early batman Bruce then he will recognise that Damian looks a mini talia and realise this kid is his son or maybe a younger sibling of talias either way calling him a fuckboy is definitely deserved

#ask #anon #im tickled that you think id be offended by swearing #its very nice and considerate of you #but does now just make me wonder #if theres people on this website with their swearing preferences in their bio #“like swears are okay but if i see one of you fucking cunts use the lords name in vain your getting blocked on sight” #...wait is god a swear #i was listening to songs in the background on youtube the other day #just letting the algorithm choose the next one #and i noticed one of the songs was like jumping weirdly #so i click onto it #and someone had uploaded a clean version of the song on youtube #which had taken out all the uses of “god” too #which was half the song lol #anyway this was a weird tangent #opps

[anthenasikes]

summertime ☀️ !!!

#YAYYY GOOFY WEIRD FLESH GIRL !!! i imagine she’s just shifting her hair and eye colors around all the time #jrwi #jrwi pd #summer jrwi #summer dileo #jrwi prime defenders #ant’s art tag #We are trying to post this again! Because this website hates putting any of my posts in the tags! #Anyways #Every time she shapeshifts she gets more and more off from her original appearance. Thats a thing in canon she is slowly looking less and #less like her original body #Can we talk about this can we think about this #bc i am thinking about this #A lot #girls when they get burned up alive and then remade with fake goop flesh. #and are drifting further and further from their original appearance. and maybe don’t even notice #Also the cardigan isnt part of the hero fit i just wanted to draw it #shes taking a break for a sec ! #can we bring her back. season 3 bring her back Pleeeaasseee please please . the silly……. the silly who also gets more concerning the more #you think about it #has id

[the-holy-ghosted]

itching here because its entirely irrelevant to the overall theme of my blog but if i dont talk about [THAT OLD MAN] in [MOVIE] where he [PERVERTED DESCRIPTION OF SCENE] im going to fucking explode

#the heron speaketh #NO im not putting these in the tags they should be in im trying to STEALTH HERE. UNTIL I GET SCREENSHOTS #i cant make gifs it would so look good as a gif. idk how but i can get images for sure #the best part about this is i could be talking about at least like two. three movies #in the one thats bugging me though hes really not old hes only like 30. but still. could always get more ! #i worry that im being weird or annoying but this is the 'be weird and annoying' website so i dont think it matters anyuways. #anywho...ahem

[dear-ao3]

How do you decide what to respond to when it comes to an ask? I imagine you guys get unhinged stuff all the time. I’m sure you have generally agreed to avoid things as a group. But as individuals what makes you interested in responding or not responding to asks?

if it’s funny or i can make it funny usually

or i can use the ask to keep talking about something, if it’s generally unhinged, or invokes a story time

#we don’t get that much weird shit we just get a lot of unfunny or not relevant shit #also i will never answer your asks about ao3 #look me in the eyes and tell me do you think i know how that website works? #i forgot how to log in to it the other day so i’ll let you answer that yourself #not a tag #from saph

[wigglebox]

Jude and Max 🌈

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I mentioned a few months ago how I was going to make original characters inspired by Dean and Cas simply because I wanted original characters to draw for my art portfolio and it can’t be fanart.

However, despite it being a haha thing with not much thought behind it, I have developed them into full fledged characters now!

Their full names are Maxwell Clarence Charleston (Born 1830) and Jude Smith (born 1980). I’ll be making more art with them and explaining their background and story and I can’t wait to continue developing them!

Jude is an avid movie buff and loves books. He’s a big fan of old classic horror movies and collects old Hollywood memorabilia and his favorite TV show is Gunsmoke. He loves Skittles and wants to be a movie director.

Max loves being outside and during his nature walks would often collect flowers and leaves to press into his book. He’s a big science guy and loves learning new things about the world and dreams of traveling. He also really likes coffee lol.

That’s obviously not all to them, but I figure this can be their official introduction! I wanted them side by side their inspiration which is Dean and Cas of course!

I imagine I’ll be drawing these four together more lol just for fun

(Why does the Vertigo cover look like Nic Cage lmao)

#spnfanart #wiggleart #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #original characters #did I want Jude to have the Jackles hair flippies? yes #he also is gonna have a nuisance piece of hair always sticking up but it was looking weird with the composition lol #it really was meant to just be a placeholder since I can’t make fanart for an art portfolio but #then I kinda loved them and wanted to explore them more lol #there’s not a real all encompassing story for them just how they meet and where and the world they operate in #but otherwise it’s just open ended sandbox which is fun #I’ll probably still mostly just do spn fanart on my tumblr but every now and then I’ll put them on here! #they’re gonna live mostly on my Instagram #and website once I get that in working order #but I need to finish this portfolio first lol

[martynsimp69]

HEY! as the second round of the mcytblr sexyman bracket settles in i wanted to take the time to thank everyone that turned out for #saintsweep in the first round. genuinely don’t know how any of this happened, but i was rly touched by the outpouring of support and positivity and enthusiasm from everyone who was willing to commit to the bit. (33%!!! 33!!!! A WHOLE THIRD!!!! 2206 PEOPLE!!!) 

i wanna thank specifically zloy and the bracket team for being good sports about the whole thing -- the nomination started as a joke, but it was from a place of genuine excitement and goodwill, and i’m glad we all got to have fun with it. sorry for not actually fitting the “yt” part of the mcyt sexyman tournament LOL. 

but, speaking of. i’d joked about making a minecraft video if i won when i first saw the nominations, but after everything that happened here in round one i’m probably gonna do it even tho i lost. i feel like i owe it to everyone who turned out and got really invested and also really confused about who this gay little tv was and why they couldn’t find him anywhere (SORRY ABOUT THAT). 

SO!!! one of the things i wanted to do with the potential video was possibly a bit of a q&a; about me/saint, darkwoods smp, the bracket, lore, builds, whatever, idk!! but i figured, y’know, if anyone has questions they wanna ask feel free to send em my way, either in replies to this post or just straight in my askbox, anon or otherwise. 

anyways!! thank you all again for everything -- i appreciate being allowed to take this whole thing and run with it as much as i have. it was surreal and hilarious and overwhelming and i am going to be riding the high for weeks. the bragging rights i got from this are insane. im putting official mcytblr sexyman nominee on my resume. godbless. 

here is a little saint i doodled at work today while i watched the percentages on the poll tick up. love u guys forever 📺

#saintsweep #saintstarling #mcytblr sexyman #darkwoods smp #sorry if this is weird i am so tired it has been a long day my brain fried<3 #gay little tv what loves u #thank u redacted server and specifically fuzzy for getting me this far i couldn't have done it without u guys #this past ?? year and many months knowing u guys has been wonderful. ppl weren'tkidding when we said it feels like home in there #thank u to confetti for the propaganda videos and posts and everything #thank u to all the ppl who pushed for saintsweep #thank u zloy for recapping the me #ya. ya. i need to sleep now <3. #also itlwsweep everyone vote martyn or im exploding this website to the ground

[riddle-man]

i think cory michael smith was just getting his teeth realigned anyway over the years but there's quite a noticeable change between s2 and s3 of gotham and i just like to imagine oswald saw his poor little meow meow in arkham and went.... babygirl... i will pay for ur braces

gifs for reference 2x8//3x1//3x4

#i am going to create a [gif] that is so [crisp] #not that i could upload the full quality version on this website but whatever im not bitter #edward nygma #oswald cobblepot #nygmobblepot #also who decides which actors get middle name roghts #feels weird putting bros entire name out there but cory smith is.... unfamiliar #riddlemine

[ink-the-artist]

im sorry people get weird on your posts a lot and hope you have a great day today :)

So far it’s only really on the rabbits comic and non-binary demon comic!!!

#the Sputnik post and ww2 crayon guy post got a few weird replies but they were from 2 guys (different one each post) #most people are very nice n cool I don’t want to make it seem like I’m getting mostly negative responses #they’re a minority #surprised I haven’t gotten any weird ppl on any of my Jewish posts lol #only people that consistently bother me on here are terfs and they bother everyone they’re like a cancer on this website