#three to get married

[izzythehutt]

Love of duty, devotion to virtue, pursuit of truth, and the quest of intellectual ideals are all so many immanent goals which prove that man has an internal activity which far surpasses that of lower creatures and gives him spiritual supremacy over them. That is why man is the master of the universe; that is why it is his right to harness the waterfall, to make the plant his food, to imprison the bird for his song, to serve the venison at his table. There is a hierarchy of life in the universe, and the life of man is higher than any other life—not because he has nutritive powers like a plant, not because he has generative powers like a beast, but because he has thinking and willing powers like God. These constitute his greatest claim to life; and in losing these, he becomes worse than a beast.

Fulton Sheen, Three To Get Married

#bishop fulton sheen #fulton sheen #three to get married #catholic #catholicism #quotes

[spacedace]

Quick dp x dc prompt:

The BatFam finds out via getting tagged a million times on any and all social media sites that Damian apparently got drunkenly married to Jon & Elle while the three were in Las Vegas.

And that alone is making them all lose their collective minds, but somehow there's yet still more on top of that punch in the face because apparently the three didn't get married as Damian Wayne, Jon Kent and Elle Nightingale.

Oh no, that'd be way too easy to handle when it came to how the press and wider world reacted to the youngest son and until very recently one of the most eligible bachelors in the world getting married at three in the morning in a haunted-house themed 24-hour Vegas chapel by a guy dressed up like Zombie Elvis.

No, instead the three of them got married as civilian Damian Wayne and very much not civilians Superboy/Jon-El the Son of Superman and Nomad/Stella Phantom the Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms.

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also bonus meme stuff, this is absolutely how Damian, Jon and Elle greet the paparazzi upon stumbling out of the chapel and the images being shared absolutely everywhere. Steph frames them and hangs them up as the three's "Wedding Photos" because she finds it absolutely hilarious:

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc writing prompt #super serious chaos #Super Serious Chaos #damian wayne #jon el kent #jon kent #dani phantom #danielle phantom #superfam #batfam #ghost king danny #batfam & superfam are losing their collective minds over this #meanwhile the rest of the justice league is playing rock paper scissors on who is gonna have to break the news to King Phantom #Danny for his part thinks its hilarious #but its even *funnier* to not tell anyone that and let them think he's pissed about it #Dick *specifically told* Damian not to get wasted and marry anyone when the three of them went on this trip #He said it as a *joke* but *still* what the hell Damian

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 196

So. Tucker might’ve done an oopsie. But it’s not his fault! How was he supposed to know you weren’t supposed to even be able to hack into the watchtower with a PDA? He uses PDAs for everything, and it’s not like it’s even hard???

…

Why are the heroes looking at him like that? 

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Danny is in the kitchen also bemused with Sam #None of them are aware how crazy their stunts are thx to everything being trial by fire #They’re in the kitchen trying to get Sam’s darling rosebush & Tucker’s mini meat dragon to stop fighting #The heroes who came here because someone hacked into the watchtower are looking at all of this in horror #The three of them just wanna have a calm break before college man #Or internships #They got married for the tax benefits & because they’re all Ride or Die at this point #All three are ace #There's a big flag on their wall made out of living plants

[jestroer]

I am normal about a chicken man

#I HAVENT DRAWN ANYTHING OTHER THAN M1NECRAFT FOR YEARS #REJOICE #I started playing stardew for the first time for more than a day last year. And im. I like this guy i can't do anything about it #I just get him okay #we're buddies #and married maybe #whats a bit of gay marriage anyway #stardew valley #stardew valley shane #shane stardew valley #court jester's art #bro i fr dont think ive drawn for any other fandom for literally at least two years. at most three #its crazy

[useragarfield]

9K MAKE ME CHOOSE:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ @kiddstellas ASKED: Elena/Caroline/Bonnie or Kat/Sutton/Jane?

We’re gonna be better than okay. ‘Cause we got each other forever. Until we die.

#tbtedit #kat x sutton x jane #forbescaroline #theboldtypegifs #usernelly #femalesource #dailytvwomen #tuseranita #usernastya #userjanessa #tuserheidi #atangela #userannika #the bold type #tbt #9kceleb* #mmc #myedit #tv #every time i rewatch vamp d i just #like the three girls were fundementally on different paths after like halfway through s1 #meanwhile these three #no matter how much one or two or them were getting on my nerves #their friendship stayed GORGEOUS and i adored them #they're emergency contacts! richard asked the girls for permission to ask sutton to marry him! #they've all lived together! they help get yoni eggs get unstuck! they go to sex clubs as a trio! they took shrooms together! #possibly one of the most positive 3 girl friendships ever done on tv #despite the mess of most of s5

[wodania]

Egg brained. Egg pilled. Should’ve never given me money I’m obsessed with this man now.

#not posting the first three on Twitter this is Tumblr exclusive #someone will get mad and cancel me for implying siblings marrying siblings has an ‘ick’ factor to it #i feel like I’m going insane but I think he’s funny #I’ve unlocked my targaryen niche guys be so happy for me it’s the king who was an egg #aegon v targaryen #betha blackwood #duncan the tall #dunk and egg #asoiaf #my sillies

[lunagames]

It's so funny to me that Dorothea's explicit reason to come to the Academy is to find a find husband and subsequently live a comfortable life and then she's there and then couldn't give a rat's ass about any of the guys.

To the girls she's all sweet and supportive and loving and sometimes gay. And to the guys... well she's not mean to all of them but she clearly doesn't see any of them as an option until the end of a support chain and doesn't enthuisastically go out of her way to aid them.

Girl is classmates with several wealthy heirs and supposedly looking for a husband and comfortable life, but would clearly rather, happily, spend her life eloping to Brigid or fistfighting Count Varley.

#fire emblem three houses spoilers #fe3h #dorothea arnault #i'll be honest #nothing in Dorothea's ending with the dudes gets me like Dorothea's and Edelgard's A Support #no story about me would be complete without the character of dorothea #god get married #somehow Edelgard was the smoothest all along #I'd like to kill Count Varley too dorothea take me along

[g1rlr0b1n]

Damian: Quick, I need you to pretend to be my lover! Take off your clothes, let's have sex.

Jon: Ummm, wait. That's not pretending.

Damian: Tt, it's called method acting.

#they've been fake dating for about three years now #about to get fake married #Damian never says why they needed to pretend to be lovers #and Jon never asks #damian wayne #jon kent #robin #superboy #supersons #damijon #jondami #dc comics

[flimsy-spine]

my favorite madney scenes: [29/?] ⇢ What's Next?, 3.18

#tw flashing #<- 'cause the stupid gif started flickering #i don't even know why but it just does that sometimes??? #madney #chimney han #maddie buckley #911 fox #911 abc #911edit #madneyedit #chimneyhanedit #maddiebuckleyedit #*911 #* #madneyscenes #BABY MADE ✅✅✅ #now get married #ignore the bad coloring this scene is like. impossible to color #911 WISHES they could make another season finale as good as season three (or four) but they just can't :// sucks for them ://

[teatitty]

Aizawa and Hizashi 100% always pull the "I have a husband" gag with eachother. Hizashi in his casuals walking up to Eraserhead to give him a bento and Eraser smiling and cheekily going "I'm flattered but I'm tragically married." Aizawa phoning into Mic's radio to flirt with him and Mic dramatically going "Oh dear listener I sure hope my husband isn't listening he's prone to jealousy!" but he's laughing as he says it etc etc it's their favourite ongoing gag and everyone is sick of it

#bnha #erasermic #shinsou also takes part in this gag but in a 'my dad told me not to talk to strangers' way #and he once leapt between them to go 'hey you can't flirt with my dad! he's been married 10 years!' #nemuri cannot believe they managed to get him involved #'oh no' she despairs 'there's three of them now'

[esmes]

ooh, let the light in at your back door yelling 'cause i wanna come in ooh, turn your light on look at us, you and i, back at it again

#sweeney todd #sweeney todd revival #broadwayedit #sweenett #been working on this since i realized it's been THREE MONTHS without them D: #every day i think i miss them MORE which is so fucking stupid #they were always... touching... each other....... #the way she RUNS to him when he finally comes home and the beadle is in the parlor.... god help me. #him showing her the chair is sooooo. marrieds. evil marrieds. #the fact that... the fact that their love is poisoned by lovett's deception but... setting that aside... #(lol) #they're each other's safe place... he fills her heart and home with purpose. and she's his constant. his safe harbor. #ykw she didn't get that ring but she did get forever 😈😈😈 hellbride. :') #** #otp: if you only knew #not a lot just forever.........

[nikrei]

Doing Bart week!! Because it's a big birthday present for me! First prompt is Impulse95 Cast, so have a wholesome family photo that Helen dragged them to Sears to get. Enjoy the terrible matching sweaters!

#bart week is a challenge for myself to draw things in a timely manner #and not get wildly caught up on details #which might work better if i don't decide to draw three dang people #i don't think I'm married to this version of Bart's hair #we'll just say that Helen tamed it before the photo #bart allen #max mercury #helen claiborne #bartallenweek #arting with nik

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 195

“Oh. It’s you.” 

The entity that had been summoned practically growled, a cloak like swirling galaxies- or was it swirling galaxies molded into a cloak- shimmering around their form. One pair of arms crossed over a chest where a star pulsed with the heartbeat of universes, alive yet dying as lazarus green eyes glowered down at the league and bats alike. 

“You know you could, fucking call, right?” they whined, aura of terror suddenly broken, unnatural fear torn away and leaving all of them wrong-footed and confused.

Well, apparently all of them except for Ras, who had an honest to fuck grin on his face, one that looks almost carefree, if a little feral. Nope. No thanks. Not this timeline-

“But phones didn’t exist last we spoke, ya ‘amar.” 

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Danny got sent to the past by Clockwork for a vacation/training the first time he met Ras #They became rivals of sorts and just kept meeting up #Did they maybe fall in love as well? No one knows but them #On the other hand Ras did get his main Lazarus Pit as a wedding gift #and both Ellie & Dan were half raised like weird siblings/cousins to Ras’ kids #do with that as you will #Fellas is it gay to call your eternal rival your moon? #Ras for once wasn’t doing anything evil- though he’s a horrible person #A good dad yeah but a good person? Eh Danny has gotten used to it and finds him hilarious #They have matching death humor to their past teachers’ dismay and horror #They’ve gotten divorced seven separate times and gotten married three #Depends on the century #half of the time it was either done drunk or for tax benefits

[specialagentartemis]

Sarah Sisko’s whole deal is so horrifying and messed up and DS9 just kinda. Glosses over it

#Imagine you are just a random Australian woman on Earth. Living your life minding your business #and then you get possessed by an alien force who have a Destiny they need to enact #And so controls you to go to New Orleans and hook up with a guy you’ve never met and you marry him and live with him for three years #And give birth to a son #And evidently that was what the alien wanted because once you have had a son the alien possession vacates your body #And you are in control of yourself again for the first time in three years #Married to a guy you didn’t seek out with a son you didn’t have a choice in #And the man is sweet and kind and in live with you! And thought you lived him! But you can’t bear it #So you leave him and leave the kid and hightail it back to Australia because what else can you do?? #And eventually commit suicide because you can’t handle this. Your life was upended in an impossible horrifying way for three years #You disappeared from your life with no warning for three years and then showed up again to people who think you just left #It’s the Star Trek universe—‘I was mind controlled by an alien force’ is well known #But that’s not supposed to happen to you. You aren’t a starfleet adventurer you live on Earth. Why You? #I feel like. Sarah your life was so horrifying/tragic and it wasn’t even about you #And even DS9 just brings this up practically in passing and then never dwells on it ever #perpetual perpetual ladies night #Star Trek #Deep Space 9 #ST:DS9

[hold-out-my-sweet]

okay folks, it’s Katie Rose Clarke appreciation time.

she is an absolute icon. i’m telling you, she was born to play Glinda. she is one of few actors i’ve seen who highlight the stark difference in Glinda’s life in Act One and Two so well. i mean the difference between her Popular and Thank Goodness is CRAZY.

not only that, but she’s played alongside SO MANY elphaba’s, yet brings something different and refreshing to the role every time she’s alongside someone new. and that’s not easy, considering that she’s literally the longest running Glinda (on Broadway? in total? not completely sure but she’s played this role a lot).

she’s utterly hilarious but she’s also completely heartbreaking, soul twisting, gut wrenching, whatever other words you wanna use i ran out. the emotions are so raw, you can tell she loves this role and she loves her job. if you haven’t seen her perform anything (not even just wicked. her light in the piazza performance is astounding.) RUN your little legs over to youtube and search her name because she’s SO GOOD.

anyway long story short i love KRC and you should too.

#katie rose clarke #she is my wife #don’t argue with me #i love her so much #i don’t care that she’s already married with three children #CHRIS IM COMING FOR YOU #i’d literally sell my firstborn child and my right big toe to see her perform anything live #i’d give my soul to the devil to see as glinda though #that slime tutorial is my life i think i’ve watched it more than any other video ever #i literally have multiple versions saved in case one gets taken down

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

I don’t think Elphelt is ready to fuck necessarily. She’s ready to get married. She wants to do everything possible to get someone to marry her and play out her dreamy romance fantasies. She does also say she wants to have kids and grandkids and great grandkids. But despite all that I’m not entirely convinced she knows what sex is tbh

#all three of the playable valentines are only like a year or so old. they were created quite recently in lore #Jack-O was given two halves of a soul of a 180+ y/o woman #so she knows some stuff. plus she’s with Sol all the time #Ram I think knows somewhat but doesn’t care. she likes burgers and puppies but still doesn’t get a lot of human things #Elphelt on the other hand has been fixated on getting married since before she knew she had human emotions #she might know but it’s funnier if she doesn’t. she’s literally younger