I think, Your Honor, that you’ll find it was justifiable homicide. You see, he frantically and without prejudice stuffed our belongings into boxes when we were packing, on repeated occasions, as though there were Hell to pay for not doing so quickly enough, sometimes weeks ahead of when we would no longer need said items… but not content with that, he decided to unpack the same way, yanking out kitchen items and cramming them into the nearest available cupboard without thought to where best to place them. Why, if I hadn’t intervened he’d have put all the dishes and dish towels directly onto the shelf without even washing them! I’d have had to redo everything and might as well have just pulled them from the box. When I asked if he had a plan, he said, “Yeah, to get the food out of boxes.”
Your Honor, I ask you… how was I to cope? I already had changed locations entirely, moved states, and had men walking in and out of my new home with my old things. I was going full Rain Man and trying to console myself by remembering that once they’d left we could pick up lunch and proceed with the process of figuring out where everything needed to go and Mr. Hyper decided to just. Start. Opening. Boxes.
I’ll miss him, but I maintain that it was self-defense.
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WELCOME TO CRINGETOBER!
I wanted to post the prompt list a month in advance so people have time to work on it :)
There are no hard rules; it's just a fun art exercise to draw things that are considered "cringe" by popular culture. Don't stress if you miss a day!!
Even if you don't participate, it would mean the world to me if you just shared the prompt list because it took me a while to make it lol.
I hope you have fun with it!!!
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obsessed with this fuckin. little eye roll movement thing he does when karlach is talking to him. girl kill him
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THE FOUND FAMILY EVER
EVERYONE GO WATCH RAMSHACKLE NOW
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dude if someone looked at you and went "you're still a fan of starwars? in 2024?" in a genuine manner you'd think they're fucking insane because like. really? people being fans of DSMP lore isn't a BAD THING. OR A SHAMEFUL THING? dude get off tiktok and twitter for a bit and realize that people can like things that are more then a year or two old. i know the algorithm ruined your attention spans but that's no reason to genuinely bully and harass people for liking dsmp lore in 2024. get over yourself. this also applies to homestuck, steven universe, spiderman/spiderverse (yes I've seen it), any old mcyts, fnaf, batim, and anything else you can think of. get over yourself.
(also liking dsmp lore doesn't make you a supporter of the ccs. nuance guys. nuance)
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Continuation of the April shitty prom thing. The boys would try to cheer her up methinks... I wanna draw all of them dancing with her I just can't start a drawing without having an outfit in mind
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mike invited will over to show him his new campaign’s progress but will’s feeling significantly clingy today so he’s distracted himself a bit by doodling on his boyfriend’s pretty face 💔
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