#to make out with his girlfriend-

[silverselfshippingchaos]

happy bday ash! i hope u enjoy ur cake ^_^/ 🍰

how does maxi celebriate ur bd? i know leixia and the kids would probably plan something special for u <3 (@goldenshrine)

thank you!!!

Hehe I'm always so excited to talk about my special guy! Maxi just really wants to make her feel special (he always does such a great job at that) and spend some quality time with her. After the events leading up to sc5, time is the one thing they haven't really had together.

Maxi would like to get her a good meal, take her out for a nice day out in town, or maybe take her out stargazing at night. After all, their first kiss more than 20 years before sc5 was under the stars. Ash handles most of the cooking for the kids, so I think that Leixia and the gang would try to make her food! Xiba eats like half of it while they're prepping, Natsu is ready to nap, and Leixia is determined! Maxi is very serious about making sure his partner has a good day.

Also, if possible, he'd like to get some time away from the kiddos for a bit too. Just some time to chill with his girlfriend. Ash has changed a lot by SC5 and I think what they both want is just some time to enjoy each other's company.

(Maxi also enjoys the thought of a romantic walk at night because he gets to drape his jacket over her shoulders. One of his favorite sights ever. Ash always playfully scolds him about never wearing a shirt, but he just shrugs.

"I mean, hey, it's not like you don't enjoy the view."

Ash can't deny that she does.)

Overall he just wants her to take a break from the road and the world and just love her for a bit. He also teases a little about how she's getting old. It's funny, since although Maxi is older than she is, guess whose aging slows down by SC5- Ash still very much looks like a woman in her 40s.

It's a fun day and Ash absolutely loves it! She couldn't stand the kids at first, but over time she's really grown to care for them. She's their Cool Aunt figure LMAO. And to be able to spend her birthday with the love of her life? She doesn't have the words to describe how it makes her feel.

One thing to note about SC5 era Ash is just how different she is than her previous appearances. It makes sense since she's nearly 20 years older than she was in SC4, but she's almost more bitter in terms of personality? Her temper is shorter, and she's just... tired. Tired of the cards she's been dealt. She was bleeding out and watching during Maxi's SC4 ending (Maxi touches the scar on her back from Astaroth a lot), her friends are off doing their own thing, and now she's stuck playing auntie to these dumbass teenagers trying to save the world after losing her lover for a decade?! Seriously?!

And so a big part of her character is just her becoming a bit more happy and cheery again, more similar to what we know Ash's character to be. She's quite smiley on her birthday. She just can't help it!

To be able to set down her sword for a while and spend the day with the people that she loves makes her so happy.

(But also, even after all these years, being with Maxi and holding his hand, hearing his laugh, kissing his cheek, kissing his lips... Everything. It all makes her heart flutter so much. They were both so different now, her having gone through everything and Maxi having the whole Soul Edge situation, but their love and understanding for each other hasn't changed.)

#he also insists on carrying her back to bed at night and kissing her all over akdjajdjqj dork!! (i love him) #but yeah. they just have a nice chill road and quit the traveling for a bit just to relax. and.. in a certain someone's case... #to make out with his girlfriend- #ash rambles 💚 #me personally though? i have some work and some studying to do today but! i will play a couple rounds of soulcal today aksjajdj #just to see my beautiful guy #then it's back to the x.enoblade grind- sorry but this crush is all i can think about!!! silly little d.unban.. #also. back to the idiot. he always laughs a little when he kisses ash's lips. says that no cake can be as sweet as her #it's so cheesy and ash groans (she's blushing) #natsu groans and tells them to get a damn room #sorry kiddo- #thank you for the ask!!! #answered #goldenshrine #i love him so much! i know i bully him a lot but he's so special to me <3 also hes so attractive- #real talk though. i have Thoughts about sc5 #but... oh my god... i'm not saying that sc5 maxi is the most attractive one.. but... thats exactly what im saying- #he's very charming when he's older #oh who am i kidding he's always charming- certainly charmed me! #thank you again <3

[aesthetic-uni]

Miles “Who’s Morales” vs Gwen “Gwwwwanda” vs Pavtir “You seem like a nice young woman I do not know” FIGHT

#uni talks about the universe #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #miles morales #gwen stacy #pavtir prabhakar #the spider kids DO NOT know how to lie #Jess: You know we can just teach them how to lie #Miguel: sorry no this is a canon event #Peter B: For once I agree every kid must suffer through this stage #Hobie seems like he’s immune to this #but he slipped up once and no one has ever been able to figure out what happened #there’s wild rumors going around that he will never confirm nor deny #side note Margo and Peni are also apart of the spider kids #this has nothing to do with the post I just see people leaving them out so I’m making this formal announcement to my two followers #originally I put how pav’s hair was giving him away but the scene with saving his girlfriend felt more accurate yknow?

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[secondbeatsongs]

if anyone's curious what adhd is actually like, twenty minutes ago I paused a video game to look up spoilers for it so I can get the Good Ending™, and yet now I find myself looking at pictures of anglerfish, with only vague memories of what happened inbetween these two points

#personal #adhd #I think the steps were #1. click away to a different game wiki out of curiosity #2. get bored and check reddit #3. stare at t-shirts for a while because someone mentioned Steven Rhodes and his art is great #4. back to reddit - some guy hates his girlfriend's home decor but she has cool sea life decorations and I want to be her #5. I bet I could make an anglerfish lamp if I tried hard enough #6. man anglerfish are so cool and terrifying I love them #7. wait what was I doing again? #ETA: I'm putting this in the tags because my other post isn't as visible #I was playing Life is Strange #the game had nothing to do with anglerfish

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 magician manga #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #you know despite all the evidence i dont think yosuke actually realises that he's actually quite attractive and good looking #kou talks about girls coming over to check him out and sure maybe it's just the novelty of him being a new student #but his hometown friend katsuragi FOR SURE has a crush on him look at this classic shoujo scene where katsuragi sees a text from yosuke and #smiles in a way that has him being teased like ooooh is that from a girl #getting a text from yosuke makes katsuragi smile in a way like one would when they havr a crush OK I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS FURTHER #ITS TOO OBVIOUS AND I LOVE IT BUT #this is a yosuke centric blog and all these to say.... i wonder if yosuke is actually just seriously oblivious #to when people are interested in him #i think it stems from a place of low self esteem like “oh who could possibly like me” even when hes actually quite a solid catch #yosuke probably receives letters of confession in his shoebox and thinks they were placed in the wrong box so he politely returns them #when they actually have his name on it he just laughs and says wow theres another yosuke/hanamura in this school? #or assumes its a prank by someone else #i swear this boy had the most OUT THERE mental gymnastics going on #yosuke talks endlessly about how he wants a girlfriend but i bet you if a girl asks him out his response will be “go where?” #“oh maybe later? i have a shift today but if it's a junes related issue you can find me at the grocery dept! seeya!” #theres the whole “disappointment the moment he opens his mouth” thing but come on #theres going to be at least some confessions from people who have only seen him from afar #not to mention that yosuke canonically likes fashion and always dresses well #honestly maybe yosuke's rizz lvl is so high that it just circles down into the negatives #only joking i think he does get interest but he doesnt realise #and because everytime he does attempt to flirt hes immediately rejected he thinks hes never had any interest #which i think is just not true #and i havent even started talking about yu lmao #anyway the magician manga was devastating for my mental health and i beseech all of you to resd it as well and then cry about it with me #he's good with his queue

[this-aint-massachusetts]

Girlfriend reveal!! 😍😍

#he’s literally my girlfriend #his lipstick is actually messy because I was making out with him #josh hutcherson #Josh Futturman #future man #men in lingerie is my sexuality #(and gender)

[pinkmirth]

just to set the record straight; reiner would peel your orange like it’s his fucking job, okay! this man would practically bend over backwards to make sure you’ve got every little thing your heart desires!!!

#that rude little fuck from that tiktok doesn’t deserve a woman at alllll #but reiner? oh he’s a MAN. and real men nicely prep their girlfriend’s fruit for them #rei would take it to new lengths! he’ll put together a fruit bowl and everything #in fact this man will squeeze the fucking thing just to make you some juice out of it too #you are VERY special to him . he’d never think anything lesser #but omg. that punk ass hoe who wouldn’t even help out his OWN GF is the saddest thing. he needs a dirty slap #꒰ঌ rambles.ᐟ ໒꒱ #꒰ঌ aot.ᐟ ໒꒱ #ৎ୭ ⨾ reiner.ᐟ #orange peel

[thekingofspin]

malcolm tucker could say the most terrible offensive thing possible and I'd still be watching him like:

#i wanna be his controversially young girlfriend who he always has to keep out of the press #people say our love would be toxic but i dont care #id let him yell at me all day #does that make me a masochist or am i just in love? #i love malcolm tucker he can do no wrong #itl #ttoi #malcolm tucker #the thick of it #peter capaldi

[naturecalls111]

on liking girls

#comic #vent art #other fandoms #the fandom is my personal life LMAO #I had posted this on twitter and deleted it because it was vent art from back in like. Ohhh I forget. Must have been january #Like I had just had my birthday and I don't know what it was but something made me realise like #oh. I haven't come out to my parents #like it's Been a minute I probably should right #and my parents are like. the best in the world I say that with my whole chest #my sexuality is not something they would ever care about let alone judge me for #like they have so many gay friends OBJECTIVELY I KNOW THIS IS A NON ISSUE LOL #but I don't know. something about it DOES feel dangerous and I can barely come to terms with it #I hate the idea of making it a "thing'. does that make sense #i don't want it to be a “thing” #I don't want them to tell me they'll love me no matter what and that this doesn't change anything #I don't want to have to subject them to feel like I'm “opening up” and then Have to respond like that #I wish it felt like as natural of an integration as someone is being straight you know #i wish it was: i come home with the prettiest girl in the world (she is the prettiest because she is my girlfriend) and they're just like #“hi! so nice to meet you! lets sit for tea!” #and thats it no questions asked. my mom or dad wouldn't ask “why didnt you tell us?” does that make sense #This is why none of my highschool friends know either #i'll tell them if they ask but I don't want to make a performance of Telling Them #I don't. Owe them that #I don't owe anyone a heads up. I don't want to. I don't want to make it A Thing #It's a Me thing. I don't get why it has to be turned into a You thing. #also hi if you havent seen my face i look like That LOL

[armoralor]

the actor playing Ezra Bridger ships WolfWren, official Star Wars socials recognize Kalluzeb as canon, the actress playing Ahsoka Tano is liking art of her character kissing Hera Syndulla, what a time to be alive & queer

#Ezra Bridger absolutely would cheer on his sister and mom getting girlfriends LOOOL then go off and make out with Luke Skywalker #Ahsoka #wolfwren #sabine wren #shin hati #hera syndulla #ezra bridger #ahsoka tano #text

[smokbeast]

poe thoughts and scribbles for my aching soul

#He’s a really old oc #based off my plush rabbit when I was 10 so my first oc ever next to Craig and hope who were made at the same time. #i used to draw him as any thing I was obsessed with as a kid like digimon or Pokémon and still call him poe #cause I was also obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes and I would imagine him like Hobbes for fun and bring him everywhere and make comics of #poe hanging out with me as a scary cool monster who secretly turned into a plush rabbit like Barney the dinosaur #and that’s like his origin story LMAo I didn’t do imaginary friends or anything like that #I’d just grab a plush toy or poe and pretend I was in an adventure with them. But poe was my personal comfort one causw my abuela got him #for me and he would be gripped allot when I was sad or upset so he was my coping toy #another would be a big red dragon I have since I was five too. And I would be silly and be like that’s poes girlfriend and she is PFGN #and now with my eclipse toy hehe :) but yeah poe origin lore from my backyardigan kid times #GOD THAT SHOW ALSO MADE ALLOT OF INFLUENCE TOO LOL DOKFJF I was a massive daydreamer lol #but now poe has his own insane story now it was silly when I was a kid but it’s cool now I swear I prommy im not cringe (disclaimer I am PF #anyway that’s crazy #art #my art #my ocs #poe #monster #monster oc #furry #kinda #creature #wife ocs #harbinger #hope #Craig #hes their dad dadadada #Tired dream guardian monster raising to literal eldritch entity children in a summary pretty much

[ceaseless-watchers-special-girl]

hot take someone should slap nureyev. actually just whack him over the head. probably rita.

also someone shoudl blast loser, baby from hazbin hotel into his ears i think it would put some things into perspective for him

#in all seriousness i know he's going thru it #i'm not trying to make light of what he's gone through please don't come at me #but i feel like a huge part of the next episode is going to be him having to realise that like. #he's not special #tons of people have been conned just like him #perhaps even... sixteen tons— *gunshot* #his life would just be a whole lot easier if he stopped being all “woe is me” #and let his girlfriend fucking help him out for once #tpp #peter nureyev #the penumbra podcast

[kidsnextdoor-doodles]

Why would she say this

#nigel when his girlfriend breaks up with him and starts dating his boss #knd #codename: kids next door #kids next door #numbuh 362 #rachel mckenzie #numbuh 1 #nigel uno #spaceGFs #rachel x lizzie #this is 100% a joke she would not say this I don’t believe she would #it’s kinda making fun of the nigel/rachel shippers who believe that rachel was trying to ask out nigel at the end of op girlfriend

[bihters]

#turkishedit #bihter #beren saat #aşk-ı memnu #berensaatedit #beren saat gifs #turkish series #t #ep 59 #myedit #✨HER✨😩🥰💕💞💓💗💖💘💝 #the last 2 r so 💀 shes horrible LMFAOOOOOSKDJSKSKS #when ur boyfriend goes out w his girlfriend so u make him jealous w ur husband 🤪 #girl theres so much wrong w u i am obsessed w u............. #this time of the year is always so perfect for a rewatch november and december hit so different w this show <3

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Love how there was all this discourse about how Good Omens didn’t have enough explicitly romantic scenes between Crowley and Aziraphale to consider them a couple so the queer rep didn’t count and Neil Gaiman was like “ah shit ok how can I make it obvious this time” and now we have The Sandman

#complete with the corinthian fucking every man in sight #desire being the world's sluttiest queer coded personification of a concept #dream being naked for the entire first episode #johanna being an awkward gay disaster around her ex-girlfriend (they make out) #the diner episode #a gay capitalist who lives out his very own shoujo ''marries the cute servant boy'' trope #and a drag queen #neil gaiman #the sandman #the sandman spoilers #the corinthian #desire of the endless #dream of the endless #johanna constantine #alex burgess #hal carter #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands

[soov]

i wish i was born brainless so i wouldn’t have thought ab frat!jay using a necklace with ur initial

#ㅤ𝗿𝗲𝗶 talks . . .ㅤ #sometimes when im writing other things i think randomly of frat jay #and the rest of frat hyung line #The Frat House someday ill unpriv ur masterlist again trust me #IM GIGGLING SO BAD AT THIS THOUGHT #cs imagine a random annoying person saying #“oh i know u love me jay!!! u can stop lying ab having a gf!!!!!!” when he rejects them #so he js pulls out his necklace from inside his shirt and shows it off #“that’s my girlfriend’s initial. wouldn’t be showing it off if it wasn’t.” IM SO DELUDIONAL OHMY GOD IMSORRY #APOLOGIZINH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART #bullet bites is making me have a thing for necklaces #ill stay wuiet for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!