#twll

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

Last line tag game!!

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or however many you like).

tagged by @woobifiedvillain and absolutely not tagging as many people as there are words lmao that's TOO MANY. i'll tag @altschmerzes @countthelions @dgalerab @huntress-of-the-forest @astromechs and whoever else feels like doing it (but as always, no pressure loves)

i'm making headway on my commissioned-slash-charity-drive fics, so this one is from a thorkyrie request which has basically evolved into "hey what if i wrote thor love and thunder but, like, made it good this time" and of course loki's there because i'm me

“And hello, Jane,” Loki says with a smile that’s positively vulpine, turning and inclining his head toward her like they’re old friends—which, judging by the wide-eyed look she’s still giving him, is certainly not the case. “You’re looking distinctly less Midgardian these days, aren’t you? New outfit? Haircut, maybe?”

#this fic is half an excuse for thorkyrie and half an excuse to go ''hey wouldn't this have been more fun if loki was there'' #because it would have been more fun if loki was there #and heimdall was alive #and infinity war never happened #ANYWAY #tag meme #y'all get more than one line because i like the flow of this little paragraph #twll

[princesskuragina]

Somehow there are still way too many people who think a tailor is someone who makes clothes for men (or worse, just a male clothing-maker). Tailoring is a specific trade with a specific set of techniques—historically, the difference has less to do with gender than it does to do with flat-drafting vs. draping methods of pattern-making and fitting. Tailor is not the male version of seamstress, it is gender-neutral and it refers to its own history (and seamstressing/mantua making is ALSO a trade with its own techniques and history fwiw)

#had someone twll me i should say ''tailor'' instead of sewist. well they don't mean the same thing now do they

[lovexmemonster]

irumii✨✨

#hello everyo(immediately explodes) #my art #iruma suzuki #irumi chan #mairuma #mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita! iruma kun #ibis paint x #artists on tumblr #repost. tumbkr pls. put it in the tags. crying emoji #RMABLING TIME #this is actually an au im working ons design thats like #based on parely by the human au. but there are a few tweaks to it such as #iruma pulls a hannah montana #i cannot figure out exactly why yet this was made for fun as a result if #me getting bored during state testing and thinking ahout the evidol games arc the entire time as. one does ofc #irumeanie #funfact i have stuff for a irumeanie ita bag coming in i am SO HYPED #YEAHHHHHWOOHOOO #WHO WAS GONNA TWLL ME I SPELT MONTANA WRONG

[canpandaspvp]

hello I AM NOT AN EDITOR BEFORE YOU JUDGE MY EDITING SKILLS. but adora mentioned a don't stop the party edit and i love some chaos so this one's for you @shooters4yuki

#my condolences to everyone who is and/or was affected by this horrific misuse and exploitation of authority. #SORRY ALSO IF THIS IS NOT GOOD OF ME TO DO LMK AND ILL TAKE IT DOEN #I JUST CANT TWLL WHAYS TOO FAR #glare's top hits

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt291/?

#Bobby was trying to twll you something eddie one day youll understand #911 abc #911 #911+text posts #911 incorrect quotes #eddie diaz #bobby nash #also gunna tag as #buddie

[stillcarmine]

NO NO NO, YOU GUYS WAIT LEO AND OCTAVIAN LITERALLY DIED TOGETHER

#This is prob real obvious but it just hit me in this capacity #Like. They hardly knew each other but were Enemies. and they went through the same horrible experience #they had the most different up bringing- okay wait #Has this been said before I don’t go around these parts much #but like??? #Leo’s fire is like… v personal in a lot of ways #DIDNANY ONE TWLL HIM ABOUT OCTAVIAN WHEN HE CAME BACK?? #leo valdez #octavian pjo #heroes of olympus #hoo #pjo hoo toa #blood of olympus

[daphnalia]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS ITS TOO FUXKING GOOD

#couldve also been better husband.. #or better father #I HEART THEM #jodie foster and glenn close sibling dynamic you will always me famous #they are so brothera #probably because yk freddie and Jimmy are brothers but you know.. #they are soooo brothers #dndads #dungeons and daddies #glenn close get tf out of my bones challenge #glenn close dndads #jodie foster #this is actually months old but i left it to rot in my ibis drafts #ITS FINALLY GETTING TO SEE THE WORLD!! #please tell me noone has fone tjis #can u twll this drawing took me literally 25 minutes

[lovebiteshard]

think about snuggling with your f/o RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! think about cuddling and curling up together on the couch under a blanket and watching a movie!!!!!!!

pr.osh.ip dni this is not for you

#im tired can you twll #im so tired #anyways do it

[fangirltothefullest]

Me knowing jack shit about American football: I'm happysad for your winloss i guess! I hope the eagle flew and the weird shaped ball was kicked and the butt was slapped.

I do not understand this game at all.

#i am american i dont get football this is not an invitation to twll me about it #anyways happysad for your winloss

[ferretwhomst]

i love the trans masc stan twins headcanon so fucking much. everything about it is perfect to me (in part because i'm a trans man and it helps me feel better about myself lol) but especially bc it implies they gave themselves matching names. which is both adorable and heartbreaking in context. just, picture young stan and ford brainstorming name ideas... they loved each other so much that they helped each other discover who they really were. they were gonna do everything together. they saw themselves as extensions of each other because they had nobody else. i just ,, ,,.. i am unwell about fictional transgender men

#can you twll ive been listening to brutus and evelyn evelyn while thinking abt them #terrible idea never do it unless you want to give yourself brain damage #ferret rambles #gravity falls #stan pines #ford pines #trans stan pines #trans ford pines #trans stan twins

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

19 (:

19. a small teaser from one of your WIPs:

okay i shared a line from this bit before, but here's the context leading up to it, from the "what if i wrote thor: love and thunder, and also infinity war never happened so loki and heimdall are still alive" fic:

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“Well, far as I can tell, that hammer’s well and truly yours,” Val tells her. “Pretty sure that’s how it works, anyway. Who-so-ever holds it, or whatever—”

“Whosoever holds what, exactly?”

Jane startles, letting out a gasp of fright and pulling the hammer straight into her palm with a crackle of lightning. Val, on the other hand, rolls her eyes and whips her empty bottle in the direction of that absolute pain in the ass—

The bottle passes straight through the illusion of Loki that’s now standing at the far end of her living room. It shatters against the wall and rains bits of glass down on the carpet. The illusion dissipates on contact, as they always do, gone as quickly as a bad hallucination.

“Was that—?”

“Unfortunately, yes,” Val breathes, squeezing her eyes shut and pressing a thumb to her temple. Then, louder, so he’ll know she’s addressing him: “Remind me: What exactly did I tell you was gonna happen the next time you did that?”

“Would you believe I don’t remember?” Loki says, rematerializing on the other side of her couch and leaning forward between her and Jane, his elbows on the back of the couch and his fingers laced in front of him. “As creative as they are, I’m afraid the threats do begin to blend into one another after a while.”

Val levels a tired glare at him—or his new duplicate, anyway, because the upholstery of the couch doesn’t quite dip where his forearms are supposedly pressing into it.

“I hope you know you’re cleaning that up.”

“I already did,” Loki says, in a tone that says, honestly, how little do you think of me, which is one of his favorite tones, because he’s a vain prick. But true to his word, there’s that weird shimmery staticy feeling in the air for about half a second, and then the bottle is just suddenly in her hand again, unbroken, like she never threw it in the first place.

It’s one of his more interesting magic tricks. She still has no idea how he does it.

“And hello, Jane,” Loki says with a smile that’s positively vulpine, turning and inclining his head toward her like they’re old friends—which, judging by the wide-eyed look she’s still giving him, is certainly not the case. “You’re looking distinctly less Midgardian these days, aren’t you? New outfit? Haircut, maybe?” Then, turning back to Val, he says, “Tell me Thor doesn’t know about this yet. I have got to see the look on his face when he does.”

#anon #sam answers stuff #twll

[stickiemax]

✨ @jamscandraw !!! ✨

*rises from the grave to post this*

#jamscandrawdtiys #fought the artblock demons on this one #first art of 2024🥳 #i put 2023 by accident thats so embarrassing WHY DID NO ONE TWLL ME😭😭😭 #my art #the owl house #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #toh #murph hearthstone #toh oc #the owl house oc #oc art #original character #original charater art

[vampyr3wife]

I dontttt need cheek piercings… I don’t need them..

#SOMEONE TWLL ME NO.

[theology101]

LEAVE MY BABYGIRL ALONE

This man has been nothing but the best for his students, even if they didn’t always get it.

Let’s get something out of the gate - as a Stone Genasi and Oath of the Ancestors, if he was connected to any of the Giant Gods, it would probably be either the one tied to Fall or Spring (My money is on a Cloud Giant for spring and Stone Giant for Fall) and NOT the summer oriented Fire Giant God. It’d make more sense that his Oath of Ancestors means that he’s probably tied to the Stone over the Fire.

And this is all assuming that Porter worships a Giant God - the man isn’t even a giant. Lucy was a Genasi who followed a Giant God, that doesn’t nesacarily mean that Porter is also a Genasi following a Giant God. We don’t even know if he follows a God, it could easily just be an Elder Earth Elemental or like, Peepaw Cliffbreaker. Paladins have oaths, not gods - its just that oaths are sworn most often to Gods that they get it wrong

Anyways - Rage.

Do you think that Brennan Lee Mulligan thinks Rage is bad? Like, this id a narrative and it has a message - and that message probably is not going to end up being ‘Anger is bad.’ Because it ISNT.

Lydia has been in a rage for decades. Put that into perspective a DnD rage is meant to last Ten Rounds - 1 minute - with at most like, 4-5 uses a day. Lydia, for the safety of herself and the world, has been at it for over twenty years.

Adaine was so angry with her dad she killed him, and that moment was justified and cathartic! It was a hell yeah! And it was a moment of raw fucking rage.

“Do you have a warrant? Do you have a fucking warrant?” Gorgug my boy for the first time in your entire life you allowed yourself to get angry without self recrimination or doubt. And you know what Porter’s reaction to that was?

Pride. Absolute Pride.

“Rage is not a bad thing - Ayda… says you’re the greatest wizard of this age. And I feel LUCKY to have you in my class. You’re someone who can use that rage in a smart way but it’s not wrong to want… to fuck shit up sometimes!”

You want to know whats dangerous? What’s bad for you? Bottling up your emotions and never expressing them. Feeling terrible for what you’re feeling. Thinking your emotions are harmful intrinsically.

This is another Nightmare King circumstance. A God and their spouse were murdered, by Sol. People forget that a lot, Sol murdered Cassandra and now we learned it was a double homicide. Does this Summer God of Fire not deserve to feel angry? Is that not justified?

IT IS!

The Rat Grinders are the only followers of this Rage God. What they are is what the Rat Grinders want. As Above, so Below.

If Fig does as Porter told her to, she could restore this God just as Kristen did with Cassandra. If terror and confusion can turn into comfort in doubt, why can’t Unchecked Fury turn into justified expression of emotion?

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #junior year spoilers #i love porter #porter the barbarian teacher #porter cliffbreaker #these kids need some healthy expression #Talk to Jawbone and he’s not going to twll you anger is the problem #jawbone will tell you that the problem is how you choose to use it and reflect the relationships of your life #If Rage was a problem then Gorgug is also a problem #thats some season 1 pre development shit #dim 20 #fantasy high junior year spoilers

[lightwaslaughter]

if i watch iron man and then watch doctor strange immediately after, its almost like they're the same movie and im watchinf tony and stephen work together and kiss

#im exhausted rn can you twll #idk i miss ironstrange #ironstrange #iron man #doctor strange #tony stark #stephen strange

[silly-guy-enjoyer]

i like when people draw Crowley like 👁️👁️ and Aziraphale like •^• idk i jsut thjnk itds cute

#can u twll im goingbcrazy #good omens #crowley #aziraphale