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hyukalyptus · 5 months
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hi hp 🥺 did u see the jjuni dazed pics?
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UMYES i did !!!!!!!
omg he looks so good :(((( may need to switch up the theme even tho it’s not christmas yet
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ryumeiftw · 5 years
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UM RYU AS A BLONDE AND HAYASHI AS A AUBURN? YES PLS.
Yes Hayashi is a snake but DAYUM.
(Lifelight posted both on Twitter & Instagram)
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umyeyume-blog · 4 years
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exploding-objective · 5 years
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bsd characters except it's conversations/things me and my friends have said
Dazai: everybody attack Atsushi he's suppressing his emotions again
Junichiro: I mean?? same?? but yeah let's focus on Atsushi
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Atsushi: Akutagawa is threatening me send help
Dazai: I mean what else is new-
Kunikida, from a distance: yeah not surprising
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Yosano: shakespeare was bi, yes, but the bi was short for bitch.
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Akutagawa, running in a hallway: aye you can't get rid of shit.
Atsushi, following him: it's me, I'm shit.
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Ranpo: I just choked on ramen and felt it in my nose.
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Dazai to Elise: why do you laugh like a child- oh wait.
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Kenji: does british count as a language?
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Kunikida: no one likes mushrooms until like college but they're really good.
Atsushi: I like mushrooms
Kunikida: so we do have someone with taste in this agency
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Dazai: AYO. OK BUT THAT WASN'T GAY.
Chuuya: yeah, it's not gay if you didn't see it
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Gin: bruh the trump stans are taking it too far
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Q: CRYPTIDS ARE ABOVE GENDER!!! MOTHMAN IS NONBINARY!!
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Kyouka to Atsushi: I'm going to be honest with you right now I have no idea what the fuck it is that we're supposed to be doing but like hell I'm going to admit that
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Fyodor: I wanna be Russia's big daddy
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Q: I'll just pour apple juice in a shot glass and pretend it's tequila
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Mori: children die everywhere!
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Kouyou: there was this girl with a really hot voice but then she started talking about christianity so i just left.
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Atsushi: she also said that I looked gay
Akutagawa: I mean
Akutagawa: she's right
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Kyouka: I'm just gonna chill with my lego baby yoda and pretend i never saw that
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Dazai: I have a ball of aluminium foil I might just choke myself on it
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Chuuya about to use corruption: you've shawtied your last shawty bitch
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Ranpo: *to the tune of money by abba* honey honey honey, where the fuck are you
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Dazai: no. I am a vacuum.
Chuuya, in the distance: that's why you suck
Dazai: yeah well at least I don't swallow, whore
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Hawthorne: God is shining through my window.
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When the ADA watched the dragon prince
Kunikida: why are there so many same-sex couples on this show?
Ranpo: because gay people exist, Kunikida.
Yosano: yeah, don't be a bitch Kunikida.
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Kouyou, drunk off her ass: fuck anxiety, be gay for women
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Atsushi, with the voice of an excited child: iT'S A SQUIRREL AGAIN
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Atsushi: I can see my hair and I look like a lesbian
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Dazai: I knew you weren't straight since you were 2
Akutagawa: how?
Dazai: you were always a fucking fruit.
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Elise: my cat is more gender neutral
Q: I kin that cat
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Nikolai: PACK THE CHICKENS AND UNFASTEN THE SEATS WE RIDE FREE OF THE EXTRA WEIGHT THAT IS OUR HUMANITY AND WE CROSS THE SEVEN OCEAND AND THE 2 SEAS AT DAWN. DONR LET ANYTHING HOLD YOU BACK. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT TO RIOT. MY FRIENDS.MY COLUMNISTS. MY COMRADES. MY RUSSIANS.WE.LEAVE.NOW. OUR TIME IS HERE
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Atsushi: HOW DID I NOT KNOW I LIKED HIM
Atsushi: LIKE HOW DID EVERYONE KNOW BEFORE ME
Dazai: bc you're a dumb gay bitch
Atsushi: fair point
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Dazai: fuck short people and not in the good way
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Kenji: you drenched in pool water dorito
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Naomi: smirks in simp
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Kunikida, talking to the agency: let's face it, we're all just stupid gays
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Ranpo: why do you car turns into lighting mcqueen
Yosano, not even looking up: kachow mamas
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Steinbeck: hi hello I just found Cthulu x reader smut
Francis: who tf is cahtukl
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Chuuya texting Dazai: I HAT =W YOU
Dazai: you hat =w me ok bet
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Dazai: gay (dogatoty)
Atsushi: DOGATOTY??
Ranpo: dogatoty
Yosano: dogatoty
Dazai: NO
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Dazai: hc that bald kurapika is a time traveler
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Fukuzawa: what happened in this damn nightmare of a chat
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Chuuya: Fyodor is definitely homophobic
Dazai: we should all be gay for a day then
Chuuya's closeted ass: yeah,,, haha
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Dazai: "trickshot!" i say as i throw the (closed) lunch container. it in fact was not a trick shot because instead of going in the trashcan it hit my friends arm and exploded everywhere.
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Ranpo: who's my sweet little pigchapm
Ranpo: pig-
Yosano: PIG
Ranpo: MY MISSPELLING DID THAT TO MY SWEET LITTLE PIGCHAMP
Ranpo: MY SLEEP DEPRIVED ASS KEEPS RYLING PIGCHAMO
Ranpo: PIG CHAMO
Ranpo: PIGCHAMP
Yosano: YOU ARE PIG CHANP.
Yosano: CHAMP*
Ranpo: CHAMI
Yosano: pig-chan
Ranpo: NO
Ranpo: yknow what fuck it
Ranpo: "oh pig chan thou eyes shine bright like the mid summer moon and thy thighs are as fat as they come, now make love to me under the moonlight , this holy night before the sun arises and you have to depart for the future" whispered Shakespeare in pig-chans ear
Yosano: I 'OEHHELAHEPP
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Dazai texting the gc at ass in the morning: LOOK YOU KNOW WHAT I KNOW FOR A FACT SHAKESPEARE WOULD USE THE WORD STAN AND THE WORD PUFFERS
Dazai: POGEERS*
Dazai: PEGGERS
Chuuya: PUFFERS
Dazai: POGGERS
Dazai: DAMN IT
Chuuya: shakespeare is my pogchamp
Dazai: PLS
Dazai: "snakspeare is me pogchamo umye lads
Chuuya: what if i pegged shakespeare
Dazai: jail
Dazai: horny jail
Chuuya: #brocken
Dazai: "ah yes shakesapee rhat beard is so hot" moans
Chuuya: write me a poem bitch
Dazai: "talk victorian english to me " moans harder
Ango who supervises the group chat and is the only adult awake: I hate it here.
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kawia-renka · 3 years
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Hi Mod Oli, may I request Makoto with a jealous!s/o where him and s/o started dating during Hope’s Peak but due to the memory wipe he forget about them dating and thinks their just friends. So, he wonders why this person is mad at him until Kyoko who s/o's jealous of points out their were dating. Sorry if this is too specific.
Makoto Naegi With A jealous!S/O Who Remembers They Dated During Hope's Peak
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❝ Like you said, this request is kinda specific, but don't worry about it! I still liked the idea for it, but unfortunately I think I changed a few things. I hope that's alright! Also, I wrote these more as headcanons,because it was easier for me to do so. ^^ ❞
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• Before we start, just imagine all the chaos that would ensue during the last trial-
Junko: And none of you have remembered your high school memories!
Genocide Jack and Y/N: Are we a joke to you?
Junko: umyes
• -anyway- Makoto enjoyed spending time with you and the other ultimate students, however he couldn't help but notice you were sometimes acting... Strange
• You'd avoid looking in his direction whenever he was with Kyoko. And you didn't seem to get along with her very well.
• He wanted to talk to you about it, but wasn't sure how to, so he decided to go to Kyoko. She seems to be good at solving mysteries and stuff, so she might be able to help him.
• After a bit of talking, investigating and inspecting your behavior, Kirigiri came to the conclusion- you were jealous.
• But why were you jealous? Did you not like Kyoko? Or maybe you had a crush on him?
• It was no use jumping to conclusions, the best thing to do now would be confronting you.
• He was very nervous, Makoto had no idea how to bring up this topic. He just kinda, randomly blurted it out during your conversation.
"Uhm yeah, we're dating. Don't you remember?"
• Not only was he shocked, he could practically feel his cheeks getting warmer. "D-dating?"
• You blinked, did he really not remember? After you repeated what you just said, Makoto immediately apologized and started asking you questions if you remember anything else.
• And so did the others once they've found out. Some were a bit hesitant at first, but believed you, once they realized - why would you even lie about something so specific?
• But after that, your relationship has definitely gotten better! You and Makoto got closer and started hanging out more often, eventually acting more like a couple.
• Even your friendship with Kyoko has improved! She understood why you were jealous, and couldn't blame you for it. Plus, she's actually a really nice person to hang out with it.
• But after all the trials, all the painful and brutal deaths, you and your 6 other friends have survived. You walked out the school, hand in hand with Makoto. Though you had no idea what was waiting outside, you were filled with hope, and that's all that mattered.
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eorumverba · 7 years
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um yes hello. personally i would 💕💕💕 to see the wips;;;;
♡♡♡ thank u..will think about it some more n Also… i ♡♡♡ u
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flustersluts · 4 years
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yeah, you tap the letters, like the Aa in the bottom left and it cycles through formatting and font styles and you can do all kinds of fun things, like so, but um, umyes, my mouth would be a very good place to warm your fingers up, putting my oral fixation to good use right there - ⛓
DUDE THIS IS A NEW ASK FEATURE I CANT DO THAT !!!! that's so exciting oh my god finally i can get Fun asks omg!!!! I'll do competitions for best formatted horny ask i receive ajdjfjfjfjf. prize is having my fingers in ur mouth!!
and duh, silly, i can tell!! I mean, who else sends an ask wanting my fingers in their mouth other than someone who knows what that mouth is best suited to doing, hm? i just know you'd feel so nice warming me up with it, wouldn't you angel 🥰🥰
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coralthingstranger · 4 years
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#louistomlinson #umyes
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hyaciiintho · 4 years
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@reginalucem​ replied to your post: Anonymous said: Pern anon here! If suggest either...
UmYES grabby hands??
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     Gingerly does he grab one of the ten eggs, cradling it within his arms for a moment as a silent farewell, before carefully passing it over towards the royal. “Take good care of them. If Celosia is anything to go by, they’ll be the most loyal friend you’ll ever have.” And for LIFE, as well.
Eggs Left: 9/10
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brynherrin · 6 years
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#Repost @thirdpullapparel (@get_repost) ・・・ You had me at clean and jerk 🏋🏻🍕 #liftinghumor #olympicweightlifting #weightlifting #lift #eatpizza #wearsweats #loveactually #umyes #thatswhyiloveu
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umyeyume-blog · 4 years
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megmoopbooks-blog · 6 years
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UM
literally just finished reading the first Game of Thrones books i need help someone wtf what have i signed up for
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jadedstar2 · 6 years
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#dangersilent kills it again. #iflifesagame #eddiewellz #goodmusic #currentobsession #spotifyjams #musiccollaboration #collaboration #screamo #rap #rock #alternative #butwithpianos #umyes
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bountifulbroad-blog · 7 years
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Mexican-style stone ground chocolate. Unrefined, minimally processed chocolate made from stone ground cacao beans. Organic, direct trade, non-gmo, vegan, dairy free, soy free. The texture is grainy and not smooth the way we are used to chocolate, but it is really delicious. Just cane sugar, cacao beans, almonds, and salt. That's it. By Taza Chocolate. #chocolate #chocolatemexicano #taza #tazachocolate #mexicanstyle #mexicanstylechocolate #grocerystorefinds #nongmo #organic #organicchocolate #stonegroundcacao #stoneground #minimallyprocessed #directtrade #vegan #umyes #yummy #yum #delicious #chocoholic #chocolatefix
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Soooooo. 😮😮 $76 will give you the lashes of your dreams, but $99 can give you the life of your dreams. 🙌🏻 #alltheyes #lifechanging #youniquepresenter #beyourself #bestever #omg #yes #entrepreneur #mascara #umyes #duh
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