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sixosix · 2 years
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midoriya izuku: the little shit
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no one could’ve possibly guessed it, but midoriya izuku with a crush on someone is the little shit of all the littlest of shits.
yes, you read that right. midoriya izuku—1-A’s angel baby, UA’s golden boy, villain’s magnet, deadly combination of puppy dog and baby kitty eyes—is such a gremlin when he likes somebody.
such an unfortunate turn of events when it turns out midoriya izuku has a crush on you.
it would’ve been better if you didn’t feel the same; you could just turn him down with the cold-hard “you’re fucking cute but i’m not into it”.
but the problem is, you are into it. and you’ve been into it since the day he stumbled into the classroom and ran into you which ended in a mess of limbs that aizawa-sensei walked in on.
you’re into it so much that you’re positive the entirety of class 1-A (and honestly all of the students) have been into it, too, at one point, because you sure as hell can’t be the only victim of the criminally cute criminal with the hero name of deku.
how did you find out about this? it’s pretty simple. and a mind-blowing discovery.
you’re walking down the hall of the dorms, eyes glued to your phone while scrolling through the latest articles about the pro hero hawks—the press plus the laidback douche hero equals entertaining content.
then a gust of air whips past and is aimed right in front of you. it didn’t hurt; it almost tickled. this, of course, as calculated by the evil mastermind, makes you trip.
you’re too shocked to even catch yourself before the floor steals a kiss—not even your hero instincts can help you.
a flash of green; strong and scarred arms; a view of freckles, and suddenly, you’re not falling anymore.
you stare, unimpressed, “good evening, midoriya.”
and midoriya grins, all wide and innocent as if he didn’t air force you into a dip that would’ve been more romantic if you were in a ballroom.
(then again, even in the 1-A-dorms-turned-home, just the sight of midoriya smiling and waving so eagerly at you is what makes you feel like an idiot in love. anything with him is romantic. even doing the dishes because he keeps hip bumping you and cracking jokes.)
“y/n-san! good thing i caught you, huh?” he grins wider when you huff.
once you’re capable of steadying yourself—weak in the knees is what you are—you bat him off and cross your arms to stand before him. “oh, don’t give me that. we both know who’s responsible for what could’ve been a trip to recovery girl.”
midoriya gasps, still so close that you can feel his breath. it dawns on you that he has you cornered onto the walls—and somehow, you’re also into that.
stupid midoriya izuku and his handsomeness.
“y/n-san! i won’t let you get hurt like that!” what should be a sarcastic statement is a genuine confession when it comes out of midoriya’s mouth.
“so you admit you’re the culprit?”
midoriya blushes. it looks good on him. “i’ve been trying to get your attention all day, okay? i was running out of ideas and the day was almost ending— and you were just, on your phone— what? oh! is that the jack-in-the-box villain encounter with hawks?” you pinch his nose to get him back on track. “oh!”
but instead of him knocking your hand away, he holds your wrist and smiles to himself.
you can feel your insides melting.
“midoriya-kun, would it kill you to not have me speak to you for a day even when we’re classmates?”
midoriya actually thinks about it, a sad look on his face, “i don’t think i would like that…”
every cell in your body is reprimanding you for never giving midoriya your full attention the entire day, and midoriya knows it.
“you’re evil, midoriya.”
he grins and steals a kiss on your forehead. “meet me at my room, okay?” he skips away before you can react, the tips of his ears red.
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guys. omg. i fucking love izuku so much. but i like it even more when he is just a cunning mastermind with a crush because that shit is hilarious.
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padfootastic · 9 months
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Some people are not ready to admit that we actually are introduced to a character who offers a gray perspective on the people involved in this war (as opposed to strict black-and-white) and that’s Sirius (and yes, this is spitefully motivated by the fics where Harry is a Slytherin, meets other gray characters, and Sirius is shown as an immature idiot). Has everyone somehow forgotten the scene in GOF when Sirius is telling people that he’s not sure if Snape was a Death Eater even though Snape hung out with people Sirius for sure knew were Death Eaters, and then says that he can’t be sure if BCJ was actually guilty or if he just had the bad luck of being near the Lestranges at the worst possible time?? Sirius outright admits that he wasn’t the only one who didn’t receive a trial, he knows it’s entirely possible that other “convicted” Death Eaters were innocent just like him. Sirius is the main person we see actually acknowledging that the villains are people too, the world’s not black-and-white, good-vs-evil. Say what you want about Sirius, but at least dislike him for what he actually did (and I will never shut up about “Sirius hated Slytherins,” show me where we see him insulting either Slytherin House or using that House as an insult, and him hating blood-purists who happened to be Slytherins doesn’t count, that’s just hating bigots. Maybe I forgot a scene [and no, the train scene doesn’t count because it’s James insulting Slytherin, Sirius doesn’t], but somehow I doubt that)
i was literally just asking ab this in the server today bc i saw that opinion floating around hey again and like—how?? where??
it’s weird that j&s become a single entity in exactly the worst possible way in a lot of marauder interpretations bc people see james being black & white and hexing people & fucking with snape and immediately paste the same traits onto sirius, even when we have the literal opposite evidence. why do we think sirius hated slytherins???? have i just completely forgotten that bit from canon?
ok also omg stop. you just brought back SO MANY years old flashbacks of me devouring slyth harry fics and almost every single one of them, without fail, had harry interacting w these worldly, complicated, morally grey characters vs being ashamed of his embarrassing one dimensional prejudiced godfather :/// ‘sirius will u stop calling my friends slimy snakes!!!!’ just. yeah. loved those fics. always had to click out of those bits lol
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moon0fairy · 11 months
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Ted Lasso finale 3x12 haha:
„That was a crime“ „Speaking of which.. Rupert Manion“
…. They really know how to subvert an audience, they reallyhad me there for a sec…
This poor cleaning lady
Judge Mcadoo damnn
Dani whuuut he‘s innocent your honor!!!!
Aww Jamie putting more money in
Expensive dinner huh
Is Roy and Keeley scaring each other gonna be a running gag now
„Stuff“ (Jamie)
Beard for the love of god leave this woman
TRENT🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Beard already underlining (just to make Trent nervous)
So everyone already knows about Ted leaving…
„Whatever you guys want“
Oh god
KEELEY TRENT INTERACTION
Keeley and Jamie hugging and you see Roy between them oh boi
Are we finally getting a Trent and Ted scene
„I just want you to like it“
Royoo🥹🥹
Me seeing Roy and Jamie fight: please just shut up and kiss
Now they‘re just idiots
If you go I go
Not them both showing up beaten up by Keeley
„You should just pick“ (if she says why do I have to pick when I can have both I‘ll scream)
Yeah honestly better choice
Ohh finally the Ted and Nate talk
They should paint „Believe“ on there honestly
MICHAEL OMG
Well Dr Jakobson that was rude (the look between Henry and Michelle)
ROY
Trent raising his finger every time he wants to speak
TRENTS HAIR IS PERFECT
Nate can finally talk about his girlfriend🥹
Damn that‘s a big avocado
No more Van Damme!!
This video sucks I don‘t want to cry already (apparently they had the same problem)
(Spotted Trents hair behind Ted)
Zorro literally blocked every score last game what‘s going on???
Awww all got a believe piece
Also that was the book Ted gave Jamie in the first season wasn‘t it?
Getting a new one would be easier but it‘s for the ~symbol~
ISAAC LETS GO
Huh???
Not the guy😂😂😂 (Barbara having the time of her life)
Rupert and his stupid villain coat
🤢🤢
Sassy also having the time of her life
TED KNOWS THE GAME
Jamie is doing the thing !!! From season one !!!! So many throwbacks!!!!
🥳🥳🥳🥳
COLIN !!!!!
So Rebecca didn‘t sell the club?
Ussie guy !!!!
Beard please leave Jane (also Ted please leave too and run into Trents arms)
NOOO WE GOT BEARDS NAME
Nooooo go with him😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
BOAT GUY OMG
TED WOULD NEVER MISS BEARDS WEDDING WTF
Also Dani giving us the poly representation ok!!
The ending was just me crying so no comment on any of that even tho I have thoughts but I need to stop crying first 🤣
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adracat · 11 months
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GWitch 21 thoughts
A bit of a transitional episode for the most part though it does escalate some things quite a bit. Always a fun ride on GWitch's coaster of madness and mechs!
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First on the docket, Asticassia's aftermath. They really treat you to the scope of its devastation and the students having to wait it out. Bit odd imo they make the students camp there but I guess their parents are likely scattered anyway considering the state of Benerit.
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Also was it just me or did y'all instinctively look for Loss in this image? Nicely organized camp at least.
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Omg I might cry. Precious Suletta has decided to take it upon herself to care for the students. rescuing them in multiple ways I see. For me, it drives home the message that human connection and community are more important than destructive forces clashing. Empathy over games of war or corporate power struggles. It's also nice that Secilia* (edit: had a brain lapse lol) questions her reasons for altruism.
Because she can so she will 🥺
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We finally see how Mio is faring and it's not great! She's taken on the guilt of Prospera's induced bloodshed along with Shaddiq's. Guel tries to reassure her but Mio is firm. This is her fault. Ngl, Guel, you're partly to blame for the school. No offense. It hurts to see Mio take on other people's wrongdoing, but that's a martyr for you
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Her talk with Shaddiq was interesting for a variety of reasons, but what stood out to me was their mutual resignation. They're both so tired. Shaddiq admitting he escalated because of Guel and Mio is insane tbh. She calls him an idiot, but it lacks her usual fire. I do like that he tries to protect Sabina and the gang; really speaks to the fact he's more complex than a mustache twirling villain.
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OMG Chuchu giving these two tomatoes instead of punches like before was amazing. The growth! The compassion! Ugh it was so good. As was the reveal that Suletta has been stockpiling the tomatoes. Mio might not know it, but she and by extension her mother aided these wounded kids. And Suletta musing on Mio fondly? Peak
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After surviving the hell room, I can't blame her for reassessing her life and priorities. Sad she lost her dream but it was tainted by Shaddiq so I understand her reasoning. She'll earn her way back fairly, though it might not be any time soon once she submits herself to the authorities.
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I wasn't surprised by this. Peil's horse in the presidency war lost, so might as well turncoat. They're opportunists at heart. The pure SALT though! It was the worst kind of news for everyone else at Benerit, including Mio. Forcible suppression are not words you want to hear
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It's awful of me but this screenshot made me laugh. Something about her slumped forward and mouth open, just dead to everything around her. I'm sorry Mio, I'm sad for you still. She's having a hell of a month.
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Sarius, surprisingly, is willing to take the fall and allow Grassley to bear the consequences. But Mio won't allow it. She can't accept anyone bearing 'her' sins. She's fully become the rose bride, enduring humanity's hatred willingly. There's also a bit of subtext here as she alludes to sacrificing Suletta. She won't do that again, no matter who it is.
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YO OKAY! Suletta while being questioned by Bel and Guston, drops her clone origins super casually. No spite or outward grief either. Just yeah, Mom won't care what I say because she only loves Eri. That's rough buddy.
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Surprise! The SAL confiscated a never before seen or mentioned Gundam from Vanadis. And it just so happens to be a monstrous one without a permet filter I'll admit, very confusing for me at first watch. I couldn't figure out why they sprung this without any foreshadowing, but after days I have an inkling.
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I'll be frank. I'm not sure why I like Belmeria. She's super pathetic. Just an absolute failure at life with the mental fortitude of toilet paper. But she's pitiable, clearly grieving, and guilty she did not perish at Folkvangr. Has done terrible things as 5lan would attest, but she's still weirdly likable. Like an aunt who everyone hates at family reunions but they're nice to you and make good cookies. Maybe it's just me
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Aaaand the suppression of Benerit was swiftly canceled. Lol. QZ can't be stopped now that Prospera has assumed direct control and destroyed every threat to her daughter's eternity.
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I did note QZ looks blatantly like a coffin, which considering the Utena parallel has interesting implications. Read this post here to see my musings. It's not a dire thing imo.
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Did a huge number on Mio's psyche unfortunately, which I think is the true tragedy. Red shirts got nothing on babygirl. Gotta double down on those swords piercing her with guilt and misplaced hatred. I'm marveling at what they're doing with the Utena intertextuality even as I bleed for Mio's state of mind. She's so fragile now
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Yay Chuchu and gang are coming along to fetch Calibarn! Wait, that might be bad. Oh well, Earth House has been crazy lucky so far. Hopefully it'll hold. I will actually lose it if any of them die.
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And we have 5lan suddenly deciding to go. I have some thoughts about why, which I've discussed in another post, but for now let's assume he's telling the truth and only wants to leave. He's an interesting character and bounces well off any cast member so it's cool with me. I enjoyed him going out of his way to apologize for harrassing Suletta.
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Lauda Lauda Lauda... don't you know anyone who threatens Mio gets Suletta slapped. It's happened three times now and two of them were fatal. He's just gonna get someone killed, and it won't be Mio. I know we see him staring at Schwarzette but I don't think he would need to or have the ability to pilot it. Mio isn't a pilot, so I suspect he'll attack her with more practical means. Could be wrong ofc! This show loves twists and curveballs.
I am eager to see what the rest of this cour has in store for us!
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paperandhis-paper · 10 months
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Arc-V Day 6 and 7
I'm a bit behind. Please @arcvmonth, spare me. Don't turn me into a card.
Anyway, for Understudy Spotlight I wanna briefly talk about Roger. I say briefly, because I'll save most of my thoughts for the Villains Prompt. For now, I gotta say, he's my vote for most underrated Yugioh bad guy. I LOVE villains who think they're hot shit, but turn out to be nothing but smug snakes. Plus, his voice actor NAILS his breakdowns. I was surprised to see so many people disliked him (probably Shōnen fans who can't accept a villain that isn't super-duper powerful). Finally, I love me some Disney Villain Deaths.
Anyway, Day 7: Of Amores, Per the Prophecy
Oh boy, does Arc-V have some banger ships. Some of my faves:
Fruitshipping:
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Main-guy with Main-girl ships in most Shōnen anime tend to hit with the force of a wet fart, with Yugioh being no different. This is because they fall under the trap of making the girl be the only one who constantly thinks of protagonist-kun, whereas the MC is usually only thinking about fighting, eating, and their male rival who they're totally-not-gay-with.
Therefore, it's wild that these two idiots enamored the Arc-V so much as they, and it was via the use of a very simple trick: have both parties be clearly interested in one another. Seriously, Arc-V turns into an epic, interdimensional romantic drama from Season 2, and it's so strange for a franchise like Yugioh (even if it already happened in GX). Yuya spends as much time thinking about Yuzu as she does about him, and that's so refreshing.
One thing I love about this ship is how much they emphasize that the distance between them doesn't diminish their bond. In fact, it's the opposite, when they're separated that their feelings are most in display. Yuzu's duel with Chojiro is one such example: despite not being allowed near one another, Yuzu still had her feelings reach him.
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Them being enemies in their past lives but lovers in this one also adds an extra element of brainrot for me.
Appleshipping and Fallenangelshipping:
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I wanna re-emphasize this: we NEED more F/M ships where the guy is completely, stupidly in love with the girl. This applies more to appleshipping admittedly; seeing Yugo explode with joy from seeing Rin will never stop melting my heart. Male characters in anime are often shy of showing physical affection toward their love interests, but not Banana-boy. Plus, imagining how they grew up in poverty is interesting.
Serenadeshipping:
OMG THIS SHIP IS SO GOOD. LIKE I KNOW I HAVE MASSIVE YURI BIAS BECAUSE LOVE LIVE FAN BUT STILL. Ok so you obviously got badass and serious Serena with ray-of-sunshine Yuzu, so the dynamic is fun from the get-go. But we also have the fact that Yuzu became one of, if not the, first friends Serena's ever had. Plus there's the "changing clothes" scene and I'm sure you could do some gay awakening shit.
Also Yuzu is so happy upon seeing Serena late in the series. Just look at her!
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And then when Serena betrays them she's so sad. DAMN IT ARC-V, THIS IS FROM THE FREAKING CAPTAIN SOLO EPISODE, WHY IS MY HEART IN PIECES?!
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(Extra angst when you consider this is the last time they spoke before getting thrown into Arc-V)
Finally, I imagine she'd be happy to forever be with Yuzu at the end of the series
Lustershipping:
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similar dynamic as Serenade, but with a rival-to-lovers tint. It's just cute, mmkay? Aesthetically, this is one of my favorites, Masumi's design is great
Genesishipping:
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Sometimes, ships are more interesting for what they don't tell you than for what they do. The showrunners left the nature of Zarc and Ray's relationship ambiguous, which means there's a lot of possible avenues to take it. Enemies to Lovers? Sure, go ahead. Enemies that become lovers because of their new incarnations' unique souls? Works too.
Plus Zarcray fans make some Fire content.
Honorable Mentions: Guiltshipping, Candyshipping, Emblemshipping, Braceletshipping,
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ofmermaidstories · 1 year
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the other day you said something something love triangle but the real question is who would YOU choose
no polyam, someone's heart has to break
Ok ur ON.
First thing’s first: what’s our perimeters? What flavour of Love Triangle? Bakugou vs. Deku? Bakugou vs. Kiri? Deku vs. Kiri? Do we exclude Bakugou because I have an obvious bias? Add a different character for the fun of it? Shinsou vs. Monoma? Iida vs. Sero? Iida vs. Bakugou??? (Sorry, I just really like Bakugou 🥹) Do you guys want a little Villain action??? Dabi vs. Shiggy??? Dabi vs. Aizawa???? Aizawa vs. Hawks?????
And THEN—pretending we narrow that down, which Merms do we want in the ring? Are we talking true-to-life Merms (lazy, self-destructive, holds massive grudges)? Or Palatable Fic-ified Merms (stubborn about asking for help, passionate, loyal)? Do we treat this like I’ve always been apart of their world, or is this a isekai situation where I’m armed with meta-knowledge about them? (that seems a bit rude tbh…. going in knowing intimate things about them that someone else mightn’t 🥺)
This is my proposed scenario, just so we have something to answer with, but feel free to send more challenging ones lmfao:
Palatable Fic-ified Merms, always apart of the BNHA world, and it’s between Bakugou and Deku (because I’m currently writing them).
We’ll go with my usual m.o. as a set-up: civvie, not apart of the Pro Hero world (bc id rather die lmfao), maybe in some kind of service-based industry to facilitate a meeting! I’m fairly good at people-focused jobs, and I don’t date/use dating apps, so to get into a relationship with me you’re either going to need to literally bang on my door, or we see enough of each other to form some kind of polite relationship that eventually ramps up.
Okay, so we’ll pretend we have that all done: what’s our inciting event? Do I get to know one of them before the other? Even if you had both Deku and Bakugou coming into [workplace] together, Deku is so much more of a people-person—he’s going to be the one that talks, that introduces the both of them—the one that anyone is going to get to know first. And since fic!Merms is me, I feel confident enough to say that that dumb bitch would be like “omg 🥺” about Deku immediately. He’s such a sweetheart! A people-collector! You end up in his orbit whether you want it or not! It would be so easy to get swept up by his goodness, I think, especially if you’re a tiny bit vulnerable (stubborn about asking for help).
Just to make things interesting, let’s give fic!Merms one of my greatest flaws—boop 🪄✨! now she’s insecure! So here’s this shiny, good-boy superhero who is like, how are you, how are things, we missed you the other week—and fic!Merms is just like, wow, he’s so nice, i will never indicate any interest ever :)
But uh-oh! Kacchan’s there! Kacchan who has Sneaky Introvert Syndrome—who notices everything!!! Because he’s watching!!! Silently!!!! Like a creep!!!! Kacchan’s not a dumbass—he’s going to clock immediately that fic!Merms has a crush on Mr. Oblivious Greatest Hero there. And tbh I think he’d just kind of roll his eyes about it (idiot extras, he thinks, unkindly)—until, uh-oh, something happens! The crush either gets us into an embarrassing situation, or a dangerous one (there’s an attack, and Deku shouts for us to get down, or something, but we hesitate because he’s hurt—and Kacchan has to barrel in and get us out of the way!). Afterwards, Kacchan tells us bluntly, “Either get over it, or pick your balls up from the ground and tell ‘im.”
“And what am I meant to do with them later on?” We ask, mulish. “Put them in the same purse as yours?”
“Drop ‘em again, since you’re so good at being a pussy,” Kacchan would say, unimpressed.
This doesn’t change a thing! 😌 We resolve to ignore him—only it’s a little bit hard to, sometimes, when Deku sweeps by with his easy smile and sunshine-yellow cape, and Bakugou’s beside him, flinty-eyed. 🥺 Ruining the view!!!
(“Tell him,” Bakugou says one day, stopping by without Deku. “‘M sick of your stupid moony face.”
“Shut up!” We hiss—this is embarrassing!!!
“Tell him,” he says, louder. “Or I’m gonna do it for yer.”)
It’s a nightmare! Sometimes a girl just wants a harmless little crush to waste time with, an indulgent lil daydream, and now we have this ASSHOLE stomping around demanding we ruin that for ourselves by doing something as stupid as confessing our feelings! Hateful!!! Why would anyone do something that dumb!!!
While that torment is happening, we end up eating out with them—Deku and Bakugou, and a couple of their friends. Crammed in some tiny bar, eating chicken skewers and grilled okra and holding giant glasses of cheap beer. And it’s easy. We’re wedged between Deku and Bakugou and their friends are friendly and curious and have funny stories—and it’s a good night! We don’t worry about our stupid crush being Revealed, or even meaning anything. Not until Deku turns to listen to us as we’re explaining, too excited, some personal project (something fun and dumb we do in our quiet time, alone) to one of the others—and he’s smiling because he’s glad we’re having fun and we fumble with our words because oh, oh no, he’s really close and it’s unnerving and we forget the point of what we were talking about—
“Yeah, and?” Bakugou prompts, annoyed, passing us a plate of more skewers. “Don’t just end it there, dumbass—explain it.”
(We launch back into our explanation—and completely miss the confused look Deku gives Kacchan, who’s determinedly not looking at him)
Oh but Merms, you say, this is too easy—Bakugou’s winning!
Nope! Wrong! Because while Bakugou was being a grade-school asshole, Deku was doing what Deku does best—being his shiny good-boy self! Stubborn about asking for help—one day after work (or during! sometimes you just gotta have it out!) Deku finds us, idk, crying or something.
“What’s wrong?” He asks with all this maddening concern, like he really cares (he probably does). “Are you alright? I’m here—it’ll be okay.”
Sometimes all you need is the right person to ask the right question at the right time—we blab it ALL. Whatever our [insert problem here] is, he hears it ALL. Traumadump! He’s probably a little baffled, but I think a few years of being a Pro Hero means he’s seen the worst of it, and then some—he stays with us. Accompanies us home, afterwards. Maybe we detour to grab dinner, and it ends up involving more venting, more reassurances—we have an emotional hangover when he leaves that night but!! Then our phone pings!!! It’s Deku, saying that he’s asked [insert another Pro here] who has a Quirk that can help/experience in [problem here], and that if it’s okay, they’ll [insert beginning of solution here].
It’s so—reliving. Overwhelming. When we see Bakugou next, sans Deku, and he decides to be Rude about our crush we’re a little harsher than usual, sharper, in telling him to shut up. And Bakugou’s not a dumbass—he knows immediately that something’s shifted. He drops it, his mouth tightening, and we are chilly to him (we’re chilly to each other) for weeks afterwards.
But how is this a triangle, Merms? You ask! Where is the choice when someone is just so good?
Haha! You walked right into it! Because while Deku is the overwhelming good, the outreached hand promising it’s okay, I’ve got you, I will fix this, Bakugou is smoulder, the force that pushes us into being something better, because we have to, because we always had it. Problems will generally get worse before they get better—ours snowballs, the help Deku wrangled in exacerbating the issue. We explode! Remember, we gave our Mermie stand-in some passion—so BOOM! We can’t hold it anymore! We unleash and it’s Bakugou who appears, during the wreckage—with his giant Sneaky Introvert Ears, and his stupid Sneaky Introvert face, watching us warily—carefully.
“C’mon,” he says. “You can lose y’re shit, but ain’t any use in giving up.”
(He’s right, of course, as much as we don’t want to admit it. But we get back up, and when it comes time to patching everything together he’s there—Mr. Sneaky Introvert Stand-by, who grumbles but doesn’t leave.)
Have you ever been caught between two people? And maybe they’re so different from each other, and you, on the outside—but on the inside they’re both made of the same golden soul, the same strength and determination and you want that for yourself, in yourself? So you try to match it: you try to prove that you can help yourself, that you can be just as brave and as wonderful. You try to prove to Deku that his kindness doesn’t exist in a vacuum—that it can be returned, even in small things (you help others; you have lunch waiting for him, sometimes. you reach out a hand to him when he’s having a bad day, an ugly day, a day that shuts him down and drains him out). You try to prove to Bakugou that you’re made of the same firepower he is—that you can wield it, just like he can (you stick up for yourself; you show up for others, without them asking. You grin at him when he walks in, unwavering. Unflickering).
Things always come to a head, though. Best Friends isn’t a term either would use for the other—they both save that for other relationships, formative ones that built them up in ways neither of them were equipped to do for each other at the time. It isn’t enough to describe what they are to each other. What they have been. It doesn’t describe how they know each other like the ins and outs of their own souls, and how that means they can see it when the other eases in your presence. When one of them laughs too easily (Deku), or grins too sharp—sudden and bright and unexpected, like lightning (Bakugou). They don’t talk about it. It’s almost a kindness… until something goes terribly, terribly wrong (a massive villain fight, upending half the city and leaving it in embers), and one of them is caught in the blaze of a building, trying evacuate it—the other bleeding out in the middle of the battle-field, their latest threat curling over them, gloating.
We’re about to lose them both! But facing this, seeing this, one thing is clear—the worry for them, for them both, is hot and sickly and awful, but there’s one face we think of first, when it happens.
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finniestoncrane · 2 years
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Omg those Yandere prompts give meeeee lifeeee! Please idk if your requests are closed or if I ask for too much but like… G1, N1 and W1 with Dano!Riddler maybe we can get some of that good Hero!Reader in there? Do what you want tho and take a break if you need! I’ll love anything you put out.
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Dano!Riddler x GN!Reader, word count: 600 if my requests were closed i'd still write whatever you wanted, even if i had no fingers i would type with my lil snoot u-u i like writing the hero stuff, actually! i thought it would be difficult but it's going ok so far lol also sad anon, please i hope this was enough of eddie being an obsessive little idiot for you but i can always do more to cheer you up 💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: villain/hero dynamics
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Crouching in the back of the warehouse on the docks, you held your breath, trying to inhale and exhale as silently as possible, dead set on not being caught. If you could just catch him by surprise, be the one who brings in The Riddler, you could secure your status as a vigilante to rival Batman, or seem worthy enough to work with him.
You wanted to impress him so badly, to feel like you were good enough to share a space with him, to do the kind of good work he did. Which is why you had gone after The Riddler yourself. A stupid mistake. Because from the moment he sensed that someone was paying attention to him, Edward Nashton had been starry-eyed and obsessed.
First, the greetings cards, then the romantic riddles left at the crime scenes. And now he was following you back. And while sure, that did come in handy when the person who is always there when you turn around is the one you’re trying to capture, it was still unnerving to have to be on edge. He was a determined, weird little guy, and despite your best efforts, you were cornered, lured into a trap of his making.
“Here, kitty, kitty.”
He was searching desperately for you, and you could hear the irritation in his voice. The patronising tone made your blood boil. He really thought this was a game. You wondered if it was possible that this was his plan. To aggravate you, get you emotionally wound up enough that you would be easy to take down. The months of horrendously creepy attempts at flirting made more sense in that context.
“I know you’re in here…Stop ignoring me! I can smell you in the air, that specific scent. What kind of vigilante makes sure to have a signature smell? One who is desperate to leave a trail for me to follow."
Having a bit of a temper tantrum, you could hear boxes being thrown around, crates getting kicked. A loud crash followed by a shriek and a moan. Sitting still, you resisted the urge to run and help. After all, this could have been part of the trap. A few feeble groans, a weak plea for help. You were supposed to be the hero, you couldn’t ignore a cry for help, regardless who it was from.
Stepping out from the hiding spot, you followed the sounds of shuffling to find him, The Riddler, pinned to the ground under a large wooden crate, his leg crushed under a piece of it.
“Ha! You are here!”
“Is now the time to gloat, Riddler?”
You lifted the crate, his eyes widening at your obvious strength, cheeks blushing as he smiled.
“My hero.”
There wasn’t a single note of sarcasm behind it. He really was obsessed.
“You got my note! You solved the riddle! You came here, to be mine. You’re so clever, much more clever than you look.”
“Is that supposed to woo me?”
“Well, I’m hardly going to spit out ridiculous sentiments like we’re in a romance novel. What do you want me to say? ‘You’re my whole world, my Goddess. You're more than divine, you’re celestial.’ That doesn’t fit my brand!”
“Is it how you feel though?”
“No! That’s silly. But…I do think you’re pretty. And you solved all my riddles. There’s a connection there somewhere, even if you can’t see it yet.”
“You can tell me all about it on the way to Arkham then.”
He got up willingly, giddy even, at the prospect of getting to be your passenger. So much so that your nerves were on edge as he clung to your arm, getting into the car and sitting patiently. Smiling at you as you drove. Eyes trailing down your body, fixated on your fingers when they gripped around the gear stick, licking his lips and inhaling sharply.
It wasn't pleasant, but at least he had come easily. In fact, it was suspiciously easy to capture him, and it couldn’t just be put down to his crush on you. Something was definitely wrong, and maybe the connection you shared with him was responsible for the warning signals shooting through your senses.
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peachyninjago · 2 years
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this post probably makes No Sense but.. you know how some ppl joke abt 'omg what if the Ninja had Tumblr' and 'imagine what the ninja would do if they could actually see the shit we post lmao' and i give you; they Do. Chirp (Ninjago's verison of twitter) probably posts the same stuff we do!!
i am, of course, am mostly thinking about Lloyd in this scenario.
he'd see all the stuff we post about villains- especially Harumi, Morro and Garmadon- and you KNOW he'd get emotional over that shit. he'd see 1 (one) post with him and morro tagged 'green cousins', click on it, and just start CRYING. he's such an empathic idiot (affectionate) that he sees all these aus and creations of Morro coming back and joining the team and get Genuinely Upset that he couldn't save him; that they couldn't have That.
this goes for rumi and garma, too.
he SEES how people feel so conflicted about Harumi. about how they're upset that she didn't get 'redeemed' or upset that she didn't 'stay dead'. he feels SAD and KINDA OUTRAGED that people are treating her, a human person, like an object of discourse?? idk. he's probably gone through the Ll.orumi tag once before immediately blocking it (<- its bc he has Trauma, i dont hate you, ll.orumi shoppers. i swear iag8wgw8)
and last but definitely NOT least. Garmadon. i dont have much to say abt this other than he will ALWAYS cry. Lord Garmadon content? crying. Sensei Garmadon content? sobbing. Emperor Garmadon content? he is screaming. dilf content? he is WAILING.
yeah like i said this is probably Completely Incomprehensible to anyone other than me but y'know what? that's okay :))
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tehkatie · 8 months
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Only Friends Ep4 Live Blog:
C’mon Sand focused
There goes Ray looking fine as hell again
Oh my god this guy is so extra like you bumped into him
They always kicking somebody lmaoooo
Periodt kick him tf out
We love Yo
RAY GETS THE 25 HOUR DON’T MIND ME JUST SOBBING
C’mon breakfast
They got me kicking my feet
Ray is so irritating lmaooo
ITS LIKE 5 MINUTES IN CALM DOWN
Someone called this show Thottin and Boppin in Bangkok and they were not wrong lmaooo
Here come Nick being a cock block
Spending the whole day together? Oooookay.
They are so cuuuuute. I just want them together. Please P’JoJo don’t let me down.
Why did I think Nick was bout to listen to that recording at the gym? Lmaoooooo
Top is fine as hell. I understand Boston I do.
I need Ray’s closet like omfg
The way Sand looks at Ray? I’m crying
The way Ray looks at Sand? Sobbing
Not Sand wanting to be a reseller
THIS IS A DATE THEIR SECOND ONE BY THE WAY
Sand is having too much fun
OH MY GOD ITS THE SCENE
Not in the dressing room RELAX
PART 2
Here Boston go looking good tf
My thing is I really do believe Boston has built up a complex when it comes to Nick.
Nick……..shuffling up your style? Okay.
They keep hinting at Boston not wanting recordings to get out…..methinks Nick will have his villain era.
Neo and Mark are cute I need them in a different show after this one.
Not him just describing a relationship lmaoooo
NICK BABY STAY STRONG
The chills I just got when Top and Mew came on screen. Omfg.
Top ain’t say shit lmaooo
Back to my babies
Oh my gosh Summer is pretty. Face card impeccable.
This made me want to go to a concert and I really like this song
PART 3
Ray is gonna be me singing Night Love all day lmaooo
Same Sand. Festivals are so fun
The chemistry my god
HIS MOM IS A MESS LMAOOOO
HE SPENT HIS WHOLE BIRTHDAY WITH RAY?! SAND THAT IS IN LOVE SHIT!!
Oh it’s tomorrow. Still though!!
His mom is sweet awwww
Sand omg lmaooooo
KHAO BOUT TO SING AHHHHHH
THIS SONG?!
His mom got they tea
I GUESS NOT SAND YOU ARE GONE
Boston being the one to get this phone call has me CACKLING
Boston and Top ain’t shit. Really kekeing around Mew knowing what they did. Massive betrayal.
PART 4
Mew don’t do it!
I am upset.
The opening up? I’m crying.
LMAOOOO SAND’S MOM IS A LEGEND
Bout to start sobbing I feel it.
Ray saying it like it’s nothing but he’s literally still dealing with the trauma. I am heartbroken.
Boston is upset and about to make it everyone’s problem. Uuuuuugh.
Here we go omg. I can see this episode is going to end sad.
Nick calling them out lmaooooo
BOSTON SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS CHRIST
BEAT HIS ASS RAY OH MY GOD
BOSTON IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
NO THEY DIDN’T YOU IDIOT
I can not stand Boston wow.
They had such a good day and here goes Boston. 😭
Episode 6 gone be crazy
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glowyjellyfish · 3 months
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Once the demo loaded for me, I only had about an hour and a half to play before I had to quit and go to bed, and I spent most of that time on the piano minigame.
Some thoughts:
Cloud is such a baby omg. Part of it is the obvious Zack dialogue blatantly coming from his mouth, of course. Loved the obvious swap where Secret-Cloud-Grunt (Ramirez, if you will) was clearly assigned the lines Zack said to Cloud. Cloud’s brain what are you doing.
Sephiroth will take some time to master, especially as I barely remember the controls. He looks like an idiot when I am controlling him, lol. Perfect acting on him and everyone really so far, A+.
I am going to miss so many climbable surfaces
the mountains are so spiky
NIBELHEIM PORK SANDWICH. Well there’s my themed meal! (May not actually do, but come on they threw that out for me a couple weeks in advance??)
I am gonna master every song on that piano dammit. I got very close to star rank tonight, only 2 Goods and the rest Great!
Pretty sure that on my first play through, I am going to do as much as possible and whatever feels right with regards to the affection system. I can’t not rifle through Tifa’s room, for one thing, and I’m never gonna say no to a side quest. Aerith or Tifa would be preferred for the date on my first playthrough, but if I wind up hanging with Cait Sith because I wanted to glean all available information on how he functions and whether Reeve is talking directly to me, so be it.
It’s possible I got some things right in my wild guessing since Remake—more likely character stuff than actual plot, I think—but honestly I am looking forward to being completely wrong about most things.
Also it warms my heart how much Cid and Vincent were in that trailer. Maybe Vincent won’t be spilling his major trauma immediately after we meet him?
Day 2:
Took me probably another hour to get star rank on the piano
Something about Obvious Zack Behavior is incredibly cute when it’s Cloud doing it
I feel like I may have missed a lot of crates and chests
The normal chit chat with Sephiroth and Cloud and Tifa? Omg
Trooper cloud saved Tifa’s life without her knowing!
Sephiroth saved Tifa’s life in the river and Zack saved Cloud’s life, poor nameless other guy but ❤️ Zack and boy must Tifa feel weird about that memory
I want to explore the whole Shinra mansion so badly, I found Vincent’s room and the tubes
I really like how rebirth made it a little clearer that Sephiroth snapped because Jenova started having influence on him once he reached her. Not that I’m trying to make her the villain and him the victim—pretty sure once he falls in the Lifestream, he’s running the show with all his own villainy going, Jenova’s basically The Thing—I just like that the flashes compared to flashes Cloud has had show her influence on him. I like that they didn’t go too hard in making him Evil; you can still see the underlying tragedy.
(I mean, we all know Hojo is the real villain and I think even Sephiroth would agree on that)
Also on multiple occasions I asked Sephiroth why he was so pretty
I REALLY like how those who are in the know about cloud and Zack can easily read between the lines and see what Actual Cloud did—not only showing us Random Trooper on the ground saying “Mo…” but also showing that Cloud’s memories match.
the struggle of having cloud drag himself along the ground while Sephiroth murdered people was AMAZING.
How dare they stop right there before the flashback is over. I know the point is to be tantalizing and they probably changed a thing or two but. Come onnnnnnn let Cloud deliver the cliffhanger.
(Oh, I did look at Tifa’s dresser but then said it was a joke, did not impress anybody lol. Should’ve stayed away!)
(I would like a screenshot of Cloud saying “hey Sephiroth, whatcha got there?” Sephiroth: A KNIFE
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ghostheadlock · 3 months
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Ghost you always make it worth the wait 😫😫 I loved loved LOVED them being all domestic omg
Also them still fucking??? Iconic idiots not even realizing they‘re slowly falling in love 🤧🤧
YOONA GAVE OFF VILLAIN VIBES??? WHY???? WHAT DOES ALL OF THIS MEAN. I know something is up. There’s gotta be some Juhyun (😒) drama … SIGN ME UP FOR THAT YOONHYUN SHIT MY FANDOM IS ALIVE AGAIN
Dahyun being so protective of her little nest 😢 She‘s a smol bean that needs to be protected. Also the pillow divider??? That’s gotta be one of my favorite scenes of the entire series IT WAS SO SWEET AND MOMO JUST WENT WITH IT AS IF THEY WERENT FUCKI-
Anyways the physical fight? I love that you made Momo take a few punches too. The whole backstory is sad af, and you will be hearing from me for hurting my girl. But I can’t say I didn’t like seeing her suffer ..
AND THEN YOU PUT HER IN A HOSPITAL BED??? You‘re on probation. The next chapter better contains some happy Momo or else ..
Bestie I had (AS FUCKING ALWAYS) the best reading and can’t wait for the next part ♥️♥️
AHH tysm as always bestie 💗!!! the little yoona part was there just for you 🥰! she is giving major sinister villain vibes, let’s just say she’s climbed over a lot of heads to get to the top, we will just have to see where that goes !
and I agree, we must protect smol bean dahyun from the world, but looks like momo has already got that covered hehe
I’ll happily be in momo jail for a bit, but don’t worry things will start looking up for her very soon
thank u sm for reading, I always love your insights after a chapter 💗
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madraleen · 6 months
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Attack on Titan Finale - A First Thoughts Commentary (spoiler alert i loved it)
(i legit don't say much for the first forty minutes, because yes, the battles are great, we knew that, WE AIN'T HERE FOR THAT ON THE FIRST WATCH! that kind of appreciation comes later) (i also refer to "isayama" doing this and that- it's because he contributed; i obviously don't know if he made these changes personally, i mean the writers)
-marina inoue kills it. she nails it. -The Baby(TM) -armin is so pattable. you just want to pat his lil head, from child to young adult -i'm just saying, it's not anyone's fault that some people thought historia's child is eren's. they're not, but it's very oddly placed. i guess it's a death/life parallel? eren can't have a future with mikasa while historia plans a future. eren supposedly dies, and a child is born? -THEY MADE IT SO THAT WE SEE EREN SEEING MIKASA SMILING AS HIS LAST MOMENT AAHH. he looks so peaceful too -i guess the new script is coming now? 'cause nothing has been new so far -dude MARINA INOUE SHINES, SHE'S SO GOOD, AND IT MATTERS, IT MATTERS SO MUCH IN ORDER TO GIVE ARMIN THE GRAVITY HE NEEDS TO CARRY THE ENDING ON HIS SHOULDERS OMG THANK YOU MARINA INOUE -the exposition/explanation is so much more seamless in anime form, truly. -they kept the controversial "eren caused the death of his mum" choice, ha -armin's fist is so smol on eren's face -THE SEA TURNING INTO BLOOD NICE -OOOOH ARMIN GETTING ANGRY WITH EREN'S MASSACRE NIIIIICE -not isayama spoon-feeding us eren's intentions, lol. nice -A SLAVE TO FREEDOM YESSSS -I FUCKING LOVE THE ADDITIONAL SCRIPT -WHAT! "BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT"?! THE COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF EREN OH MY GOD -ARMIN SAYING HE'S THOUGHT OF DOING THE SAME AND EREN NOT BELIEVING HIM IN THAT PAINED TONE OF VOICE BECAUSE ARMIN IS HIS SHINING BEACON OF LIGHT -OH MY GOD, THEY'LL BE TOGETHER IN HELL FOR KILLING HUMANITY?! WHOA THAT'S A NEW SCRIPT ALRIGHT! i like it. i've been joking that armin is eren's villain origin story, BUT GUESS WHAT, NOW IT'S CANON. and it's also great because it brings armin on the same level with eren, which he should be -i wonder how people are reacting to this -WE COME FULL CIRCLE! EREN BEING JUST A HUMAN WITH GREAT POWER TO EREN ACKNOWLEDGING THAT HE IS JUST A HUMAN WITH GREAT POWER -"i'll be waiting for you. in hell.' JESUS ISAYAMA WENT FOR THEIR THROATS THERE -isayama be like "for everyone thinking armin is innocent: guess what." -"we'll be together forever" DUDE ANIME ARMIN IS MORE OBSESSED WITH EREN THAN MIKASA HERSELF -i love how the new dialogue is still a little messy but in a different way??? and i say that with the utmost affection -oh good, mikasa continues to preserve eren's head with the power of love and no further explanation (/affectionate) -this is marina inoue's episode, we're all just living in it -OOOOHHHH YMIR IMAGINING LETTING FRITZ GET KILLED AND PROTECTING HER DAUGHTERS AFTER MIKASA'S ACTIONS SO SHE GETS RELEASE, SHOWING HOW SHE COULD LET GO OF HER LOVE, NICE -nice of hell to let its residents symbolically possess birds to visit their loved ones (/affectionate) -i'm sniffling
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hugsandnoregrets · 2 years
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I think the problem with fandom now is that any defense of the actions of a character is treated like you completely agree with everything the character has done. Ever. I think Pen is the most nuanced and interesting character of the show. Tied with Anthony.
When I defend Penelope by saying her treatment of the lower class compared to Eloise shows her true heart, or say that Penelope is 18 and has absolutely no foresight and does things without thinking about the consequences, just like El and Edwina, people reblogging from me are like “omg this absolute idiot thinks that pen can do no wrong” like I’m sorry but I don’t have to make equal parts hater posts and equal part defense posts. Nobody should have to add fifteen disclaimers to their posts clarifying their opinion on each character’s behavior. But I wanted to talk about Pen so here we are.
Like do I think outing Marina via LW was bad? Yeah. Do I get why she did it? Yeah. Did Marina’s life get completely ruined? Thankfully no - but Pen didn’t know things would work so it was a stupid and dangerous and cruel move. One that Penelope did in a panic to save Colin. And do I think she owes more loyalty to a friend than a cousin she hadn’t met until literally a month earlier? Lol kind of. Do I think she should’ve gone about it any other way? Yeah but I also wonder if anyone would’ve listened to her or if marina’s pregnancy would’ve implicated and trapped Colin since they were publicly engaged.
I think it was cruel and necessary and heartbreaking and a betrayal to one friend and I also think it was horrible because she could’ve literally gotten Marina thrown on the streets and abandoned by society. If the show wanted her to be the true villain the fandom says she is, Marina would’ve been screwed. But the show makes it clear Marina is married to someone who knew of her situation and wants to help fix it, learns the fate of her lover, and is in a nice home with all her needs met. She is not necessarily happy. The show punishes Pen by reminding her that she has nothing, with her father dying, the debts piling up, the Queen hunting her, and Colin leaving.
With Eloise, people say that Pen gleefully ruined her life? What glee? She cried and panicked and debated with Madame D before deciding to publish. What life ruin? The Bridgertons get magically saved every season by the Queen or their shiny connections. Eloise is still in the 1% and her family has expressed love and support and understanding. Of course again - Penelope risked actually ruining Eloise’s reputation, which is why I think she was wrong - but Eloise slid herself into the position with her behavior that season and the season before. Pen could’ve and maybe should’ve done the noble thing and given herself up to save El. But at the same time, El was on the edge of ruin all season. Sneaking off in her wealthy clothes going to the poor side of town not even wearing a disguise, dragging her maids, dragging her footmen, all wearing Bridgerton colors. Someone was bound to notice, and the previous season she had searched hell and high water for Whistledown, she even offered to help the Queen. Again, Penelope chose the risky and cruel thing, but again, if the show wanted her to be a villain, Eloise would have been 100% ruined. Instead Pen lost her only friend. The show is punishing her for lying to El and using extreme measures to “save” her while damning her. This punishment shows that Pen facing consequences will lead to changes.
It has even become a thing with LW and Daphne. People are now flipping the script and saying that LW is why Daphne didn’t get suitors. Anthony started that trend and rejected 99% of the men who were interested and made them all too afraid to show up, which LW snottily pointed out but didn’t cause. LW also helped save Daphne from a marriage to Berbrooke. Anthony also is the reason that engagement happened. But that was part of Anthony’s growth and I’m glad he learned. But now I’ve seen posters claim it was actually LW’s fault that Daphne was almost stuck with Berbrooke.
But I digress. Penelope does a lot of thoughtless shit. She gossips, she lies, she can be mercenary, and she doesn’t think things through. Thankfully things work out because this is a fantasy history show with barely any consequences. But I love her. She is a 17-19 year old girl with absolutely no life experience trying to take the world by storm in the only way she can.
She has been verbally berated by her family her whole life, she had no money or marital prospects, and she knows the Featherington name is useless cause people think they suck. She shrugged and decided to use her flair for words and an iron will to go do something daring and fun and dangerous. I think she loves the thrill. I think she lives for it. She publishes mean shit, but thus far it’s all been true if not embellished, which is how gossip works. She’s not nice, she’s clever and cunning and she wants to have the abilities and freedom and business of a man.
Her being a liar and a businesswoman and a gossip and rash and an advocate for delivery boy wages and someone who befriends her potential enemies (Madame D) rather than threatening them, and who thinks servants have the most interesting things to say, and who is outwardly friendly while being a fiend and loving her friends deeply gives her depth. I would find her dreadfully dull if she was just another sad wallflower who lives for her bff’s approval and pines after a guy. Just like Anthony needed to be a rake who shirks responsibility and learns and changes, Pen needs to be cruel and thoughtless and learn and change.
But like I’m not going to hate one of the only characters that causes conflict lmao this show would suck without her
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luxshine · 1 year
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Ok. So we start Stranger Things season 3
I write this as I watch, so basically, it's real time watching with me only in just one post.
And we start of course with the most idiotic team of scientists that has ever lived on a tv series. Because SERIOUSLY, what were they expecting, opening the door again? Carebears? Rainbow Brite? No, of course not. Death and destruction, that's it.
Also, I hope the general dies painfully. He has that look of a main villain that I usually hate so yeah, death. Pleas. Soon.
And OH! They're russians. So they're ANOTHER team of very stupid scientists, not OUR stupid scientists. Of course. The Eighties and the cold war and the Red Scare. So... HOW did they get a gate?
(And no, seriously, Scientists in fiction are always the stupidest smartest people around. I'd be more annoyed by it if it wasn't because in RL we have Scientists making cloned mammoth meatballs so... yeah)
Mike is still an idiot I see. But those kids are not JUST one year older. No way.
Also, someone get Hooper a parenting manual and a hobby. And get El some standarts. Mike is way below her level.
Good to see Lucas and Max are still going strong. And that Max is now part of the party.
AWWW... Steve's coworker knows the kids as "His Children". And he lets them in to Rated B movies that they SHOULD NOT be watching. SO sweet. And Will is SO in love with Mike it's painful. Really, Mike, Eleven, GET some standarts. There are much, much better boys than Mike out there.
Also, I had seen Steve in the Scoops Ahoy's outfit before (hard not to in Tumblr) but NOTHING prepared me to the actual thing in action. He looks SO ADORABLE.
I see the series is now cribbing Resident Evil 2's homework.
I like Robin. She takes none of Steve's crap.
SIgh... Will should NOT be seeing a zombie movie. And hey, the Mind Flayer is back. This is not going to be a good summer for poor Will.
Will, get some taste. Seriously, Mike is trash.
Oh, I see Nancy fixed her polycule issue with the DUMB solution of just having one boyfriend. Well, that leaves Steve free to be a good Single DAd. And good to see that Super Bob is still remembered.
Nancy is still the most selfish girlfriend in the universe I see. Jonathan should also get some taste. I can see that in general the Wheelers are trash people.
AWW, Dustin was away. I really hope his friends didn't forget him because if they did? I am writing the whole group off. YEs, even Max. You don't diss my fave boy.
WHO THE FUCK gave Dustin THAT Monkey Cymball toy? Like, seriously... WHO?! Because you know what toy is? That toy is the cover to Stephen King's Skeleton Crew's short story collection first edition and frigging scary as hell. I can't see monkeys with cymbals thanks to that short story and THAT one is... like the worst of them all.
And AWWW, they just wanted to surprise him. I love them and their friendship so much, even if Mike's an idiot.
WHO THE HELL gave Billy a job as a lifesaver? That man is NOT equipped to care for anyone except maybe his mullet. And he needs to die. Like now.
And it is REALLY creepy to see all the moms lusting after him. ESPECIALLY mrs. Wheeler. She like totally needs to get a life. I want all the Wheelers to move. The only one I don't hate is Mr. Wheeler and that's because he's a non entity.
Hooper's actor was getting ready for Red Guardian, right? His weight is fluctuating weirdly. Also, seriously, get Hopper a parenting manual, and while I agree that Mike is a terrible boyfriend, but he was a lot more sensible in seasons 1 and 2 than in this episode. Sure, he is now a single parent of a teenager, but he didn't use to be this... Alpha male toxic.
Ok, If Nancy goes postal on her coworkers, I won't blame her.
Mike is an idiot. I think we have established that.
DUSTIN HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!! OMG, Someone tell Steve that his child is growing up.
I agree with Steve. The hat ruins the hair.
And I love Robin.
Ok. Joyce giving parenting lessons to Hooper should be sweet but... it is a bit cringy. Since... uhm. yeah. HARD second hand embarrassment for me here. Also, she has no daughters so... it's weird.
Plus... he TALKED to Eleven last season. Heart to heart talks. Sure, sometimes they ended up in screaming bouts, but they talked. HE knew how to do that!
Like, seriously, how hard would it be to say "I don't want you kissing with tongue under my roof, El, you still need to get a bit more socialized before jumping on a relationship!"? Hopper could do that.
And I see that the Joyce/Hopper ship is sailing.
Mike is an idiot. Will needs a better crush, and Dustin needs better friends. I mean, Lucas and Max ALSO are in a relationship, but they are not just dumping everyone just to go and suck face.
And we're still cribbing Resident Evil's notes. Oh, and Vermin, from Marvel. Anyone remembers Vermin? VERY gross villain. Also Parasite Eve. Cool.
Someone kill Bill, PLEASE.
Seriously, we lost BOB so we could see one of the GROSSEST examples of male gaze and bad flirting with a woman who could be his own mother?! And Is MARRIED! And said NO.
Oooh, trouble in paradise for Max and Lucas.
No, seriously... Dustin needs better friends. He just came back from a month away, is VERY excited about his new girlfriend and how many things he learned over said month. And none of them believe him or want to hear about that and... it's sad. Really sad.
He should've gone to Steve. Steve would've listened, be happy about him and give him a ride to the hill so he wouldn't have needed to take five hours to get there.
BOB!
I miss Bob.
Ok, seriously, the way the situation of Eleven with Mike around Hooper is being presented really doesn't work for me. He is a father, an adult, and he KNOWS what Mike is thinking because he WAS an hormonal teenager too. And he was the one who let El go to the dance last year. So this whole... I sleep listening to their radio romantic songs is... WEIRD.
ANY parent would go "hey, you can't have your door closed when your boyfriend is here" and it would be OK. Yes, Kiss and all, but open door because you guys are not ready for being parents yourself, you idiots.
Sigh. Hooper. I like your plan of killing Mike. But you are the adult, and the responsible one. So don't kill him. But yes. Mike SHOULD remember that he is dating the Sheriff's DAUGHTER.
Poor Dustin.
At least Will DOES want to hang around. But then, Will is the other single kid in the group and the one who will NOT get a girlfriend.
And of course now Dustin gets RUSSIAN radio. Kid, you need to stay with Steve. When you're with Steve you don't get in that much trouble. Or at least you have someone with a bat ready to defend you.
I NEED a reunion of Steve and Dustin. I mean, yes, the Russians opening the gate again is important and creepy and they shouldn't be doing it, but I REALLY need more Steve and LESS Bill and his creepy relationship with a married woman.
MRs. Wheeler... I don't like you. But seriously, going out with Billy is a mistake. BIG ONE. Don't do it.
Oh, hey. He FINALLY is going to Die. So happy about that. Pity that takes out the chance for Mrs. Wheeler to do the right thing, but I've wanting to see Billy die since, well, since he was mean to Steve. And his kids. So yeah, bye bye billy, you survived like 5 chapters too long for me.
Also, great horror reference at the end.
Strong beginning season 3. Even if you are mistreating my Dustin. Do better, or I will be sending Steve with a bat to your offices.
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lunarifie · 1 year
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Rewatching Ninjago
(with no context other than the episode)
Sons of Garmadon episodes 1-2
Omg omg omg im so excited u have no idea, their new designs were like the beginning of a new age to me
I remember Harumi and MOST of the plot so im pumped to see all of this again
this is when the animation got GOOD, ik it only gets better but i think this was the turning point
LLOYD
Lloyd hit puberty 😶
i think everyone can agree this is when Lloyd truly became their favorite
It was so clever to make it look like the oni mask ninjas were the ACTUAL ninjas only to have Lloyd swoop in.
AAAA THE ANIMATION HIS GREEN MAGIC AJFISNFJD EVERYTHINGS SO COOL
AAAAND HE SAVED ONE OF THE ONI MASK GUYS THATS OUR BOY
Why does pixal sound so different 🤨
“MASTER LLOYD”
I forgot wu was gone :(
Lloyd (after getting his car): I could kiss you pix!
Pixal: I don’t think Zane would approve
Shes so funny
AND “PIX” THATS SUCH A CUTE PETNAME
wait omg i forgot Nya never learned who Samurai X 2.0 was omg thats still gonna be a plot point
This chase scenes so good
THEY HAVE EYE COLORS NOW, WELL AT LEAST LLOYD DOES
Why are the villains always in the sewers
Wait. Ik this scene. her highness, the queen, the girlboss.
I remember screaming at this scene when i was younger
GOD this scene was so fucking good
Nya: Thirsty..?
AAAAAAAA
My favorite part out of all of this was probably how the slave henchmen were like “Its nya! The master of water!” So fearfully instead of “its the girl ninja.” You can tell she really earned a title for herself and finally got some goddamn respect.
AGAIN. THE FUCKING ANIMATION.
COLE AND JAY COLE AND JAY COLE AND JAY COLE AND JAY
I love these idiots
Jay: Cole you’re my best friend but your also my worst enemy
Jay speaking facts fr
Cole: If someone went into the past who knows how our present would be altered! We could look completely different and not even know it!
Jay: But we dont! (Promptly takes off his mask, looking completely different)
With all due respect this is probably the funniest line in the episode
I missed these idiots sm
Cole: Wherever Wu is… Its been a year.
ITS BEEN A YEAR?!?!?!
Cole: Hello! Im Cole, master of earth, this is Jay, master of blabber.
Nvm this is the funniest
Why is Jay like, so abliest sometimes 💀
Jay (screaming): CAN YOU POINT US TO HIM???
Like dude just because they cant speak doesnt mean theyre deaf 😭
Jay: Wait! If Wu lost his memory, dont remind him of that stupid TV show i hosted, okay?
THEY REMEMBERED DJFNSKFNFJNSBTNS I LOVE THIS SM
Cole (after seeing it wasnt Wu): Im tired of losing people in my life
God damn hitting us hard huh.
Im gonna start making a Everytime-Cole-Shows-Signs-of-Abandonment-Issues bingo card
Jay: Wus wise, he’d find a way to alert us.
Wus a baby. A literal child.
Jay and Cole were so annoying that they had a MONK break his VOW OF SILENCE
Jay and Cole not only had Monks break their vow of silence, they had the monks ATTACK THEM.
ZANES EYES AAA ALL THEIR DESIGNS ARE SO AMAZING
AND KAIS!!!! KAI IS SO COOL.
Oh yeah. And the mechanic from that one prison. Still super pissed he tried to take apart Zane.
Zane (trying to impress Kai): Who likes ice cream? I DO! how was that for a one liner Kai?
Oppositeshipping growing on me
Kai (frozen like a popsicle): needs a little work….
THE GANGS ALL HERE 🥰
Nyas giggles are so cute
Jay: Soooo? Are we gonna talk about it?
Lloyd: What?
Cole: Your voice! Its-
Zane (deep autotune voice): Lower.
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Its so much nicer to listen to too, no hate to the last voice actor
I just pictured Lloyds old voice in my head bc its so distinct and omfg its so different
Wait so Lloyds mom is GONE? She left him to search for Wu, just like that?
I can get why some ppl hate her now.
Love how Nya grew to be patient with Jay and his idiotcy
The oni masks are rlly cool
The royal family of ninjago never confused me until now. Are they just royal descendants? I dont think they rule ninjago
I love Zanes switch from robot him to human him
Im gonna ignore the whole romantic plot with Lloyd and Harumi since like, Garmadon Practically adopts her later 🫠
Love the ninjas banter, especially Nya and her hate for high chair figureheads and government officials.
Zanes also speaking facts tho, traditions just as important
Its so hard to imagine that Lloyds younger than the other ninja with how mature he acts, until you realize its more of him acting like an angsty begrudged teen while the Ninja are all in their weird 19 early-20s
I love Nyas armor
Her attitudes the best 😭
Miss “theyre just figureheads 🙄” Miss “TOO much gold if im being honest, not THAT impressive 😒”
JFNDJFNDJNE LLOYD HITTING NYA SO SHE BOWS
The way Harumi/Jade Princess insults the ninja but also compliments them is so funny to me
With how personal she understands them I should have known she was the Quiet One from the start
Jade Princess: I understand you Lloyd, my parents also died when i was little
Jay, who is adopted, struggling with the the concept of adoption: wait what? But your parents are right there? 🤨
Jay: Ever since master Wu went missing Coles been a real party pooper!
DAMN💀
Jay thats so mean everyone grieves in their own way
Zane: Party? Pooper?
Jay: ill explain later
Jay (autistic) teaching learned social cues to Zane (autistic) is probably my favorite HC
Kai: Secret passage way you say… is it, HERE! (Grabs a random book from a shelf)
Kai is such a little guy, so blorbolike, my little hometown boy
I love him.
Kai, stop grabbing and throwing books 😭
The way the counsel guy just stares at Kai as he trashes the book shelf 💀
The ninjas are just so bad at first impressions i love them
Jays lil ‘hiding behind anyone near him when hes slightly unnerved/scared’ is my favorite jay quirk, as well as the raptor hands he keeps in front of him
The fancy romance music for Harumi is so funny to me
Why did Lloyd think it was just OKAY to look in her room while shes preparing her makeup
Nya and Kai: (super serious keeping watch and suspecting the counsel)
Jay and Cole: (attacking the buffet)
Rlly shows their dynamics 😭
Omg princess harumi was kidnapped 😱
Lmaooo jk i remember this
Does Harumi become redeemable after??? Bc why does she help the poor? Is that like, an actual good trait or did she do it just this once to trick lloyd?
Okay but this Lloyd and harumi chase scene is so cool I remember truly believing she was kidnapped
UGHHH why did harumi have to be evil and ALSO his sorta-step-sibling they seemed to have sm potential at first
I still find her whole character so fascinating but I kinda miss what she could have been
Harumi: Patient little ones 🥰
The way she talks is so funny im so excited for her to be an absolute menace
Omfg she stopped Lloyd from fighting the sons of garmadon because she knew she’d have to interfere and they would potentially reveal her…
Just the knowledge that shes faking everything is crazy
SAMURAI X!!!!!!!! PIXAL!!!! ❤️
RUMI! AWWWWW thats such a cute cutename
Its hilarious how the ninja thought counsel man was a villain just bc he was a dick
I hate ninjago ACTUALLY making the whole ‘Lloyd crushing on harumi’ thing real only to show that Harumi practically becomes his adopted sister later on
Truly believe that Cole saying ‘you gotta break things to impress a woman’ perfectly shows he has no experience flirting with the opposite gender
Jay: You gotta make her laugh! Ask nya, she couldn’t resist my sense of humor!
Nya: (knocks jay on his ass) its an… acquired taste…
Harumi was really like, ‘okay, guess everyone thinks Lloyd and I have a thing going on, guess ill roll with it.’ And fully JUMPED HEADFIRST into the princess with a crush role. Like She doesnt even know Lloyds around and shes faking for her PARENTS
Oooooo Ultra Violet!!!!
I remember not really liking Kai as first but hes grown on me, kinda like Lloyd
COLE FLASHBACK COLE FLASHBACK
that transition was so clean tho
I love how they use Coles old design to animate the past
OMG THIS IS WHEN WE GET INFO ON COLES DEAD MOM
Coles rlly in it if hes traumadumping to a random old man on a mountain 💀
Cole: My dads always out singing and dancing… He leaves all the responsibilites and chores for me!
Damn. thats actually so sad. he had to grow up so quick. No wonder he was the leader before Lloyd.
I love Coles subtle character development and how the fandom interprets him. At first he was an uptight serious leader who needed to be the solid rock in the formation. Now he’s more relaxed, obviously due to the friends he surrounds himself with. The fandom sees that and exaggerates him as a relaxed big bear kinda guy and i love that for him.
Im literally so mad i cant screenshot netflix, Cole in the sunset was so pretty i wouldve loved to draw him
Ooooo Counsel Hutchins has a secret passageway…. To where?
I love how ninjago will hint at serious themes like gun violence by the sound of gunshots and calling bombs ‘blastzaps’ 💀
Omfg did the palace EXPLODE?!?!?!?
Ultra Violet: (choking Kai with her thighs)
Kai (suffocating): I- I didnt even get your name—
NFJDNNFKDNSBFNSNF
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS ADULT JOKE LAST TIME 😭😭😭😭😭
(Counsel getting interrogated and held down by Lloyd and a sphere comes for BOTH of them)
Lloyd: You saved me…
Lloyd can be such a dumb blonde sometimes
I CANT BELIEVE HARUMI WAS FAKING COUGHING IN THE FIRE TOO LIKE WHAT YOUUUU BLEW THE PALACE UP
Holy shit Zanes spinjitzu is so cool
Wait wait wait
Why would Harumi even MENTION the mask if she wanted to retrieve it??? Did the writers wanna throw the scent off of her THAT bad
Holy shit the mask is cool as fuck
Jay: Really? Four arms? Like thats new.
HBFKSNGJD
I love imagining the voice actors going ‘WACHA’ and other ninja noises
I feel like I haven’t stressed enough about how much I love their elemental powers now
Counsel hitchins: That mask of deception was a fake…
Harumi: A FAKE- i mean, a fake 🥺
Counsel: Im sorry, i couldnt trust the ninja just yet.
the irony is incredible
Counsel hitchins is actually such a great guy, bless him
Wait do the royal family die. Istg if they die im gonna be so sad
LLOYD LIFTED A MOTORCYCLE LIKE IT WAS NOTHING
Lloyds so cool
You KNOW the sons of garmadon are laughing at Lloyd saving Harumi
I love Violets screeches
STOP. THAT WAS SO SMART OF LLOYD
The definition of think smarter not harder
God Lloyds been through it fr
And for what??? What has he done??? Literally valueing Harumis life over the mask only to have her betray him
Give my boy a break
WAIT WAIT WAIT
ITS THE DESTINYS BOUNTY!!!!!!
Its looks so rusty and old tho? How long has it been since they used it?
Istfg the rest of these seasons the villains have to leave the bounty alone, its like the ninjas only consistent home, please just let it be 😭😭😭
Harumi: What about the emperor and empress? Hutchins? Are they…
Nya: Im sorry princess, they didnt make it…
So. The royal families just DEAD? They really reeled us in with the whole ‘theyre the only ones left of their bloodline’ AND THEN JUST KILLED THEM. HARUMIS ADOPTED. SHES NOT EVEN ROYAL BLOOD. THEYRE JUST DEAD.
Theres like a twisted sorta feeling watching this and KNOWING everything went as harumi wanted. This was her plan to the T.
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cheese-water · 8 months
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i made my post at like 1am so yeah more things I wanted to say and response now :D
Ok the J being the antagonist would and could totally happen, but I don’t think that won’t be the case. I know Ranboo isn’t like professional film person (bro is still 19 lol), but usually in films and shows the secret villain won’t be a like main character best friend yknow? A lot it’s a side character who flys under the radar, but J could still be like main antagonist side-kick person. (I hope that makes sense
Omg just realized dsmp Ranboo and Zero- ok ok ok. In the first one an expert says to categorize their thoughts and memory loss could be why however Ranboo did that in dsmp and has already said he wants to keep Ranboo and genloss separate, so I don’t really think so(???) im not sure because memory loss for Zero does REALLY make a lot of sense.
Ok, im not a phycologist or anything but writing like good things down can help like awareness that not everything in the world is bad? And writing bad things can help people realize there can be things to improve upon, or like that they gotten past trauma that type of stuff.
Ok the dog thing could’ve been to clarify that like it is a dog because let’s say if it was like Spot it could easily been confused with like a human and if it was like food could be confused for the food etc
So I’d assume gen 1 started around 2023 because of the technology, in the journal its now 1900s which I think might be a good thing to take into account for the future. Anyways im assuming this is being seen through the eyes of the founder? Ranboo said he wanted to make a founders cut for chronicle 0 so maybe.
“Who do you think Zero will assume wrote that down? Their nameless dog” 💀 i-
 I feel like the ?s are not J because if J was writing stuff and Zero trusts J I think Zero(im sorry I give up on pronouns just calling them as they/them at this point) would probably answer the questions. Now heres my out there therory of of the options we get to pick are usually ? But one is says choose and one says radio. Currently out decisions didn’t matter until radio and we vote on next tweet radio is on and doing weird crap. So maybe the audience have a lot more control than we think?
Also in good thing part of journal it mentions a Jay and in the journal it mentions says J. They probably aren’t the same person.
Ending thoughts: I really like chronicle 0 I love the concept of ONLY getting words and no visuals or pictures because in gen 1 it was mainly videos. Also the the writing is just so cool like how the characters have so much personality and we don’t even know what they look like. The tweets used to be daily, but stopped so I think this is the part of nothing happens for 8 months lol, but until then I will be excitedly waiting for any continuation and proceed to get hyper-fixated on 19 tweets 3 of them being completely unhinged tweets!
That one idiot who should be focusing on 50 other more important things:
-☁︎🪷
POLLS THATS WHAT THEY ARE I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING WHY DOESNT NITTER SHOW PAST POLLS LMAOOO???? I thought they were just tweeting “?” oh my god everything makes sense now😭
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