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azirafuck · 9 months

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GOS2 Spoilers Masterpost (ONLY EP. 1-2)

alright, you read the title, you know what's under here - gonna tag everyone who helped this if I know them, thanks to everyone for their contribution and for being agents of chaos the way satan intended. love you all

[Last update/edit: 24/07 - 14:10CET]

first of all, we got some amazing posts from @incorrectquoteswwdits mostly about the first scene in heaven with crowley as an angel:

angel!crowley creating stars and aziraphale thinking he's calling him beautiful

more on that

aziraphale's lies make the lesbians have problems, apparently

communist aziraphale be like OUR CAR

isolation and doubts

THEN we have a detailed recount of the first episode by a kind anon! again, thank you @incorrectquoteswwdits for sharing <3

@goodomens-hints posted a lenghty and detailed recount of the first episode as well with some little hits at future episodes (nothing too big on the post itself, but BE CAREFUL, the blog is actually posting some other spoilers from episodes past the second one!)

@goodomensjail gave us a detailed recount of the first scene, with angel!crowley starting to question stuff and eventually shielding aziraphale with his wing

@mikubinders gives us SOME GOOD GOURMET SHIT by telling us that:

"Beelzebub kidnaps and threatens Crowley, tells him that ze could put a price on his head but ze doesn't want to. After that Crowley comes back to the bookshop and Good-old-fashioned lover boy plays while he drives there. "I'm back" happens. Aziraphale makes Crowley do a silly little apology dance so he forgives him and so they work together"

after thinking this last spoiler was fake, an anon came through and confirmed its real! we also have new context! (sent by an anon to yours tuly)

anon came through with some details about the Everyday record, told us Queen is actually tied to CROWLEY and not to the Bentley, and gave us more context to the OUR CAR and OUR BOOKSHOP bit (sent by an anon to yours tuly)

as for what happens during the Job flashback, after which the sitting five feet apart on a rock in front of the sea happens, a bunch of different versions of what actually happens are going around. @thesherrinfordfacility kept up with the madness surrounding it, so im gonna post here the last two versions of events/details.

first one:

In the Job section, Aziraphale is questioning gods decision of punishing Job. Then u see him in heaven w Muriel here and they are looking thru a long scroll that has instructions from god and he's trying to make sense of it. Muriel is telling him that god and satan made a bet about what Job would do and that's why they are testing him. And az is like whatttt why would god do that that's mean!

When Az finds out they're going to kill Jobs kids, he goes down to Earth to save them while using his angel voice until he realizes he's speaking to Crowley. He sees Crowley about to enter the kids room and tells Crowley "I know you, you wouldn't do this" and Crowley tells him he doesn't know him really. (

AND TY TENNANT IS SASSY AND FLIRTS W AZ??!??!? (*) And THATS when crowley goes "well he seems nice" from the clip. He wasn't jealous tho, like he thought it was funny since they are literally there to supposedly kill these kids and one of them is flirting lol.

The moment of 'weird-beard Crowley' was actually more focused on azi and him questioning God. Crowley tempts Azi w food and u see him struggle but then he gobbled it down and he cries bc he thinks crowley is going to bring him to hell (that's the scene where they are sitting on that thing with the pretty horizon) Crowley tells him "you're just an angel who follows gods as will as much as he can" and Az says that sounds lonely, and Crowley agrees, which is a callback to when he asked Crowley if he was lonely being on what Crowley calls "his own side", and Crowley said no. Crowley then tells him "i'm a demon. I lied"

(*): it was told this isn't actually canon canon, it's up for interpretation - some reported Ty's character is just the classic bratty teenager UPDATE: NOPE anon cleared it up and apparently it DOES read as flirty because ty's character is a little bitch, love that for us

and then we have the second one:

"Episode 2 is half present day things [...], and half the Job story/flashback. Crowley is the demon sent by Satan to torment "God's favorite human" Job to see if Job will curse God, in one big bet between God and Satan. Aziraphale comes to try to stop him, discovers they recognize each other but haven't seen each other since "the flood" and that Crowley seems to have changed since the flood, because he is willing to sacrifice the goats, and ruin Job's house. Crowley says he "has a permit" to torment Job FROM GOD. Aziraphale brings this up to the archangels that gleefully explain that yes it's a bet with Satan and that Job will suffer, but he will get everything back 3-fold by the end. And he will get NEW children. This disturbs Aziraphale, he does not want the CURRENT children to die, he understands the familial love that the archangels do not. He goes to stop Crowley not with power since he has the permit but to reason with him. Aziraphale says things to the effect "I KNOW you don't want to harm them I KNOW you and you don't want to kill children" and Crowley is defiant, but then…. It is revealed that he never killed any of the goats either, he transformed them into pigeons to hide them. And he is hiding the children away in the basement but destroying the house to make it look like they died. He transforms the three kids into lizards to hide them, then when the Archangels descend to give Job his rewards and tell him his wife will bear 7 new children, Job and his wife are in despair because they love their children. Crowley comes in pretending to be a human doctor and he and Aziraphale LIE to the angels faces about how babies are made and trick the angels into thinking Jobs three original children are NEWLY BORN children. Which fools Gabriel, who has only ever seen God make Eve fully grown from Adam's ribs. Crowley then meets Aziraphale at the rock. Aziraphale is crying and says "im ready for you to take me to hell" because he has LIED to angels and foiled God's plans. Crowley is gentle and comforts him that he is still an angel and "I won't tell anyone if you won't" and they reminisce that it's lonely being a different kind of demon and a different kind of angel that sort of do what they feel is right. Heavily implying that they are the same and have each other now. The end of episode 2.

that's what's going around for now, but ill add stuff if we find anything new - also feel free to add to this yourself or send me stuff!

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amhrosina · 1 year

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Desperado (Joel Miller x f!Reader)

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A/N: Omg whatttt another one??? Who’s surprised? Not me! Here’s a short, smutty Joel fic that I wrote in an hour. Also a big thank you to @wheredidiputmyfish for beta reading this!! (Don't worry, our regularly scheduled Frank/Matt fics will be returning. Currently writing a smutty Frank x dancer!Reader fic lol)

Request: queen i am begging for some of your joel miller smut

Summary: It’s been two days since Joel was last inside of you, and he can’t wait any longer.

(Warnings: smut, literally zero plot here, it’s all porn, p in v, joel’s great with his tongue, dirty talk, semi-public s*x??, choking, biting)

“Joel, where are we going?”

He was tugging you by your wrist through a wooded area that you weren’t sure you were supposed to be walking through. He hadn’t said anything since pulling you from your task of chopping wood, and you were starting to get worried.

“Joel.” You called again, stumbling as you tried to keep up with his long strides. “What’s going on?”

You lurched forward as he pushed your back against a tree. He looked back the way you had come and nodded when he determined that no one had followed the two of you.

He slammed his lips against yours, knocking the wind out of your lungs. His hands pushed under the bottom of your t-shirt, greedily grasping at the sweat-soaked skin. You wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling him closer.

“’ts been too long, baby,” he mumbled against your lips, pawing at your nipples through your bra.

“It’s been two days, Joel.” You smirked at his inability to get enough of you and pulled your shirt up higher on your torso.

He immediately lowered his head, pressing kisses down your throat and onto your collarbone. When his lips met the material of your bra, a low snarl emitted from his throat as he roughly unhooked the clasp and tugged your breasts out of the cups. The near whine that sounded in his throat when your nipples perked up was so frustratingly hot that you couldn’t help but grind against his clothed thigh.

“Fuck, Joel,” you groaned, legs shaking with anticipation as he lowered his tongue to your nipple, “Need you.”

He gathered your breast in his mouth, sucking at the sensitive skin. His tongue began circling the bud, and you couldn’t stop the shaky moan that made its way out your mouth.

“Shhhhh, baby. They can’t know we’re out here.” Joel playfully tapped you on the nose before returning his attention to your naked breasts. He began sucking, licking, and kissing across the expanse of your chest, and you did your best to keep your mewls, whines, and moans at whisper-level.

He kissed the bud of each nipple, lightly brushing the tip of his tongue over the peaks, before unbuttoning your shorts and pushing them and your underwear down your legs in one motion. You could already feel your slickness dripping down the inside of your thighs.

“’m gonna fuck you so hard you can’t walk right.” You unbuttoned his jeans, frantically pulling at the waistband. “You want that, baby? You want me to fuck you like a whore?”

You whined and nodded. “Please, Joel.”

“Please, what? Tell me what you need, baby.” He smirked, cupping the backs of your knees.

“Fuck me. I need you so bad.”

He didn’t waste any more time. In a fluid motion, he had you pinned up against the tree, and you had to bite your lip to stay quiet while he inched further and further inside of you. His breath hitched when he realized just how ready you were for him, and he had to stifle his own groan when you fluttered around him.

You breathed through the sting, and when he was finally fully in you, he waited until you gave him a subtle nod to begin thrusting. Under different circumstances, in another world, you like to think maybe Joel wasn’t always the type of guy to get things done fast and hard. Maybe he liked to take his time sometimes and relish the warmth and intimacy of a moment like this. But this wasn’t another world, and you hadn’t known Joel before the world had gone to shit, so fast and hard was all you knew.

He pounded into you at a relentless pace, groans muffled by your shoulder. You tried your hardest not to make any noise, but you must’ve been doing a poor job of it, because Joel brought one of his hands out from under your knees and slapped it over your mouth in a hurried motion.

The only noises coming from your secluded spot were Joel’s heavy breaths and the squelch of your juices every time he fucked up into you. You dug your nails into his shoulders as heat began building in your core, and he took that as a sign to fuck you harder, focusing on long, fast strokes deep inside of your pussy.

“’m gonna cum, Joel.” You moaned, squeezing your eyes shut at the sensation.

“Cum, baby. Be a good girl and cum all over my cock for me.”

As soon as you felt the tip of him brush over your sweet spot, you were a goner. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, and you sobbed as you came around him, every muscle in your body tensing as heat flashed through you. Joel shoved the side of his hand deeper in your mouth, urging you to bite down on it so that you wouldn’t scream out.

He quickened his pace and began thrusting even harder into you. Your back ached as it nudged against the tree trunk behind you, but you were too blissed out to care. His hand slid out of your mouth and wrapped around your throat, slightly constricting your airway.

“Oh, fuck,” he breathed, “’m gonna cum, baby.”

“In me. In me.” You whined.

He groaned, pushing into you so hard that you lost the ability to breathe for a moment, and panted as he shot warm ropes of cum deep inside of you.

Neither of you moved for a few minutes, panting as you tried to lower your heart rate to a normal pace. You were sticky with sweat, and you probably had leaves in your hair, but you didn’t move until Joel finally lowered your legs to the ground and pulled out of you.

You stumbled as you pulled your shorts back up, a warm and fuzzy feeling enveloping you as you realized you’d get to walk around with Joel inside of you for the rest of the day. Joel helped you clasp your bra and pull your shirt down, pressing a kiss on your forehead in the process.

You swooned at his ability to make you feel cared for even after a rough quickie in the woods. He may have been rough around the edges, but Joel Miller was a sweetheart to the people he cared about, and you were lucky enough to be one of those people. When your clothes were finally situated, Joel took your hand and pulled you in the direction you came. True to his word, you struggled to walk right for days afterwards.

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sznofthesticks · 2 months

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seven sentence sunday

thanks for the tag @honeybee-taskforce and @carlos-in-glasses <3

university friendship fic say whatttt?

Nancy came home the following morning, showered, and got ready to head to breakfast. She approached the elevator, pressed the ‘down’ button, and waited for the elevator car to stop on her floor. Moments later, the doors opened for Nancy to see a disheveled Carlos in the same clothes from the previous night. She was speechless, covering her mouth with her hand to keep herself from cackling.

“Someone had some fun last night,” Nancy said as she entered the elevator car. “You’re coming to breakfast with me and telling me EVERYTHING.”

“Ugh.” Carlos groaned, “Can I at least shower first?”

“I guess.” Nancy was grinning ear to ear, she didn’t even know what his night looked like but from context clues, she was so proud of him.

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#sorry i had to give carlos a walk (or elevator ride) of shame #for funzies #im having so much fun writing this one lol #seven sentence sunday #nancy and carlos #nancy gillan #carlos reyes #911 lone star #my writing #food mention

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noonaishere · 5 months

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Online/Offline [C.S] - eight | trimming the fat

Now, it was time to trim some fat.

Hi OhShitIt’sSheela,

I’m just emailing you to let you know that this is the last video I’ll be able to edit for you. I’m sending it with this email.

While I’ve enjoyed working together, due to unforeseen circumstances, I have to quit video editing.

Good luck in the future, and thank you for your understanding.

--Cat

Hi JimBobBobBob,

I’m just emailing you to let you know that this is the last video I’ll be able to edit for you. I’m sending it with this email.

While I’ve enjoyed working together, due to unforeseen circumstances, I have to quit video editing. .

Good luck in the future, and thank you for your understanding.

--Cat

Hi OokieSpookieDookie,

Due to unforeseen circumstances, this is the last video I’ll be able to edit for you. I’m sending it with this email.

Thank you for your understanding.

--Cat

Honestly, if it were appropriate and professional to send a former client a 14-page tirade of why he shouldn’t hit on someone who’s doing work for him, you would have. But whatever, fuck him.

Piece of shit.

You thought to yourself for a moment. No one else should have to go through what you went through. You made a throwaway account on Reddit and commented on a thread of people looking for video editing work to stay away from OokieSpookieDookie because he hit on his editors.

It was the least you could do.

You emailed the other five clients you had and had received emails back from a few already, all sad to see you go but understanding. You checked to see if you had gotten a response to your last email from the only client you liked and, seeing nothing, proceeded to message the people you streamed with regularly in the group Discord server.

y/n: Whelp Keeho: You’re a whelp y/n: Omg, thank youuuu 😌😌😌 y/n: Guess who finally has internet againnnn Yeji: Omg whatttt??? Ryujin: FINALLY MickTheMacken: Finalement BrickTheBracken: You’re not French Keeho: That took LITERALLY forever y/n: I KNOW, I know y/n: The last tenant took it upon themselves to do some weird… y/n: Let’s call it “remodeling” of the ethernet cables y/n: I can’t explain WHAT it was, because I didn't really understand what the guy from the company was saying while he was complaining the whole time he was fixing it y/n: But it’s fixed! MickTheMacken: Oh frabjous day! Callooh callay! Yeji: What’s frabjous? MickTheMacken: It’s from Alice in Wonderland Yeji: I don’t remember that MickTheMacken: The book not the movie Yeji: Ohhhh Yeji: It was a book? Ryujin: There was two books Yeji: There was two books?? Yeji:I thought it was just a Disney movie BrickTheBracken: No, it came out in like, 1865 Yeji: 1865?? y/n: Hey, everyone! y/n: Pay attention to me please! Yeji: Oh yeah! Cat has internet! MickTheMacken: Incroyable! BrickTheBracken: Yay cat! Ryujin: As expected of Cat! y/n: 😑😑😑😑😑 y/n: I’m going to leave and take all my followers with me

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seanfalco · 1 year

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Don’t Recommend It

an oc x oc collaboration between @seanfalco & @super-unpredictable98

Word Count: 3.9k Tags/Warnings: suggestive themes, possession, probably really inaccurate depiction of exorcisms, another cameo from Father Kay, and also a tiny one from Fleabag ;p a/n: A little late, for @sheehalloween‘s Day Eight: Possession.

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"Took you long enough, where were you two?" Nate whined as his wives finally arrived. "Church again?"

"We were just there for the service, next time you should come with us," Lydia suggested, rushing to kiss his forehead.

"No thanks, unlike you I don't have the hots for the priest..."

“What? You’re crazy,” Win huffed, turning her nose up at him as she passed and Nats snorted.

“Oh yeah, cause you two are suddenly so religious.”

"We're not, I mean... My mom is Catholic and dad is Jewish so I was raised religious, but I'm more of a spiritual person. Father Kay's sermons are actually like therapy sessions, they're just very uplifting," Lydia said sitting on Nats' lap, giving him a kiss as well.

"Can you imagine that, man? Turned on by a priest? I run from them..." Nate laughed.

Win rolled her eyes as she passed them, heading to the bedroom to change. “Oh Winnie, c’mon!” Nats called after her, wrapping his arms around Lydia’s waist.

"Well, maybe you'd like to put on the outfit and sin with me..." Lydia teased.

"Sorry, love, don't think I can do that one," Nate grimaced following Win to the bedroom. "You okay, baby?"

“Hmm? Oh yeah, I’m fine,” Win answered distractedly, digging through her dresser for something comfortable to wear.

"Okay... just passed by without any kisses or hugs. You've been out all day, we missed you two," Nate pouted.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I missed you as well," Win said, finally turning to press a chaste kiss to Nate's cheek after she finished dressing.

"Lyds," Nate called, rushing to the kitchen where she was making dinner. "What happened t'Winnie? I asked for a kiss and she pecked my cheek!” he cried incredulously. “Did I upset her?"

"How am I supposed to know? She didn't say anything… I don't think you did," Lydia shrugged. "We're pretty used to your stupid jealousy."

"She wasn't like that last night!" Nats exclaimed, sneaking a glance at her in the living room, flipping through a book on the couch. "Somethin' musta happened to her at-at church!" he insisted in a hushed voice.

"Nothing happened to her at church! We just watched the sermon and left. Let me talk to her.” Lydia closed the oven to let her chicken pie bake.

"Winnie baby," Lydia stood by the door before joining her to steal a kiss. "The boys think you're weird, they think something happened at church..."

"What d'you mean? Weird, how?" Win asked, marking her place with a finger as she shut the pages to look up at Lydia, tilting her head in confusion.

"Nate said you're a little cold, did he say something stupid?" Lydia asked, pulling her wife into her lap, giving the other woman's thigh a squeeze.

"No, not that I can think of," Win frowned, thinking. "It's just been a long day," she added.

"See! She's bein' strange! She's usually more affectionate than that," Nats muttered incredulously, watching the girls.

"Yeah! A kiss on the cheek? What the fuck?" Nate agreed. "And that book is one of Lyddie's crazy ones, she doesn't even like it."

"Would it make it better if I... eat you out?" Lydia whispered in her ear. "Maybe I can get the strap-on?"

"Oh... nah, I'm alright. I'm not really in th'mood right now, honey," Win murmured, patting Lydia's cheek gently.

"Win is being weeeeeird!" Lydia cried, heading back to the kitchen. She really thought she'd be able to crack the code like she always did and help fix things. "She doesn't want oral sex, when did you ever hear her refuse oral sex?"

"Told you! Maybe she's mad at all of us!" Nate cried.

"Is dinner almost ready?" Win called from the couch. "I wanna get t'bed early tonight t'get a headstart on th'day tomorrow."

"Whatttt?!" Nats hissed, gesturing wildly toward the living room.

"Win, come on, spit it out! Why are you mad at us?" Lydia frowned, deeply worried for her wife.

"We're sorry! Are y’sick maybe? You not feelin' well?" Nate asked, hoping maybe they could help her.

"I'm not mad," Win said, looking at them strangely. "I'm feeling fine. Why are you guys acting so weird?" she asked.

"Because you're a horny sex goddess who loves to tease and kiss and stay up late watching movies. We wake up at noon and fuck all over the house all the time." Lydia marched towards her to check for a fever. "You're also way more loving and way sweeter!"

Win frowned as Lydia's hand pressed to her forehead. "M-maybe I... I do kinda feel a little weird," she admitted reluctantly, her voice small. "Maybe I need t'lay down."

"Weird how? Should we call th'doctor?" Nats cried, anxiously following Lydia out to the living room as well.

"You don't have a fever, take my power, you can heal whatever it is that's bothering you..." Lydia leaned in, pressing her lips to Win's.

"I'm sayin', church isn't good! See that? She goes to church and comes back all messed up, this is bollocks!" Nate muttered, his heart sinking at the thought.

"D'you feel any different?" Nats asked hopefully as Lydia pulled back, Win blinking blankly.

"I don't think so?"

"Okay... I'm just gonna serve you dinner, let's eat and hopefully you'll feel better after," Lydia suggested.

Dinner came and went and still no change. By the time it was time for bed Nats was seriously beginning to worry, but maybe the next morning she'd be back to her usual self.

However, the next morning, Win woke early like she'd said she wanted to, getting dressed and heading out to the kitchen to get breakfast started.

"Winnie? What's up with you?" Lydia rubbed her eyes with a yawn, dragging herself out of bed to see if everything was okay. She sat by the counter, nearly falling asleep on the surface.

"Just making breakfast for you. I also got so much cleaning done already," she chirped, stepping away from the counter to pour Lydia a cup of tea. She was dressed in a sensible knee length skirt and cardigan.

"Oh no... fuck no!" Lydia finally opened her eyes wide and took in the sight of her wife. She somehow looked familiar, a horrid vision from almost fifteen years ago. "Where the fuck did you get this cardigan? You don't wear cardigans!"

"I found it buried in the back of your side of the closet," Win said, spinning around. "Don't I look nice?" The timer on the stove dinged and she gave a little jump. "Oh! Those are th'muffins I made t'take to the Community Centre t'pass out for th'needy," she exclaimed, grabbing the hot pads to pull the pan from the oven.

"Well, that's from when I would roleplay with Nathan. I only ever wore it when we had sex and he held a fake gun to my head," Lydia explained, trying to prove her theory and make sure she wasn't going crazy. "But you do look nice... would you wanna fuck me right now? I wanna scissor you raw, baby."

“Lydia, that’s so crude!” Win gasped, directing a disappointed frown at her.

"You're my wife! Or are you…? Can you chug a beer for me to watch? Can you eat all messy and I lick it off you?" Lydia slowly stepped closer to her and took Win's face in both hands. "I know you're in there."

“I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about, but really Lydia, you could be so much better.” As soon as the words left Win’s mouth, a dark smirk crossed her features.

"You bitch! I knew you were in there! Give me my wife back!" Lydia yelled, shaking her desperately. Why the fuck were they attracting all these vengeful spirits? "I wanna have hours of lesbian sex with her, so fuck off back to hell, Rachel!"

"Why all the yellin'? What's goin' on?" Nate left the room still half asleep, wearing nothing but his underwear and running his fingers through his unruly curls.

“Why are y’shakin’ Winnie?” Nats asked, alarm chasing the remaining vestiges of sleep from him. “What’s wrong?!”

"That isn't Winnie! It's Rachel from the Virtue cult! Watch this..." Lydia hissed, pulling her closer for a passionate kiss.

The possessed Win pushed Lydia away, a disgusted sound leaving her throat. “Stop that!” she spat, backing away as soon as she was free and smoothing her skirt.

"Yeah, that's definitely not Winnie," Nate shared a look with his brother. "Think she's mad cause we killed 'er?"

"That doesn't matter! She needs to go back, I wanna snog my wife!" Lydia huffed.

“Of course I’m mad, you halfwits!” Rachel cried through Win’s voice. “You killed me! I was making the world a better place!” she screamed, stamping her—Win’s foot.

"You were not! Young people are not meant to be like this, you were lucky you died before I found out Nathan was immortal, because I would've ended you!" Lydia growled.

"T'be fair I didn't wanna kill ya. I just wanted t'make you lift the curse," Nate explained. "No hard feelin's..."

Rachel growled at him, trying to get past Lydia to wrap her hands around his neck. “Winnie—Rachel!” Nats cried, trying to pull her off his twin. “Did y’not just hear her say we’re immortal?”

"Do you have any idea what you made me go through? You frigid asshole!" Lydia pulled her away, easily lifting her. "Would it make you feel better if we went to the church to... ask for forgiveness?"

"Yeah! Yeah! Church!" Nate gasped for air, crawling away from the girls.

“As much as I hate t’say it, that priest helped us get rid of Sally, maybe he can exorcize Win,” Nats suggested, chewing his chapped bottom lip, hating to see her like that.

"Handsome bastard..." Nate agreed.

"If I let you go, will you come to church with us? I've been going almost every week, I'm sure you'll love it," Lydia said.

“Alright fine! If he brings our wife back, then I’ll go t’fuckin’ church with yeh,” Nats cried.

“See, look at what a positive influence I’ve had over you already,” Rachel scoffed as she struggled in Lydia’s grasp.

Lydia kept watch of Rachel in her Win-shaped cage while the boys changed and left them in charge while she put on a nice dress and some makeup on. "D'you have t'do this?" Nate asked as Lyddie finally left the room, all dressed up.

"I'm not letting father Kay see me all disheveled again!"

“You’re such a slag. Even married, you’re trying to attract another man, not to mention a priest!” Rachel spat, which was even more disconcerting coming from Win’s mouth.

"You're not allowed to say slag, you little prudish cunt," Lydia snapped back, taking her arm as they headed outside. "I'm married and I'd never cheat, but being attracted to someone isn't a crime. The priest is hot! Just don't tell him I said that, he wouldn't believe you anyway."

Rachel let out a huff and clamped her mouth shut as the three dragged her along to the church.

“Ah, Lydia and company, to what do I owe th’pleasure today?” Kay asked, looking up from the parish reports on his desk as the four of them entered.

"We're sorry to bother, Father, but... it seems Win is–um–possessed, by another vengeful spirit from our past. She's totally insane, she's saying our husbands killed her, can you believe that?" Lydia chuckled nervously, gesturing to her wife.

"Right? We'd never... we're basically angels," Nate muttered.

Kay blinked at them for a moment. If it had been anyone else, he’d have thought they were making it up, but after witnessing the very real spiritual manifestation in their home not long ago, he wasn’t entirely surprised.

“How do you know she’s possessed?” he asked, eyeing Win. She was certainly dressed differently. Even for mass, she never dressed like that.

"She's been less affectionate, acting weird, dressing weird, not engaging in... marital relations with any of us," Lydia whispered. "Which is really uncommon for her."

"Besides she told us," Nate added. "She admitted t'bein' Rachel."

“No, I didn’t!” Win exclaimed. “I don’t know what you’re talking about!” She directed Kay an entreating look. “Father, it’s just that your sermons have moved me, and I want to be better! To act in accordance to His ways,” she said, smiling at him.

“What? That’s bullshit!” Nats cried, before realizing what he’d said. “I mean—that’s bull… crap.”

"She would never! I was surprised she came to the church at all!" Nate grimaced.

"She won't even kiss me, she thinks it's gross because she's a straight woman trapped in my wife's body! The boys saw her pulling away earlier," Lydia argued. "You know Win, Father, you know how madly in love we are..."

Kay nodded. Though he didn’t know her as well as her partners did, he had to agree that something felt off. Pushing his chair back, he rose and walked across the room to don his vestments and grab his bible. “I’ll need you two to hold her down in that chair,” he instructed and Nats shared a nervous look with Nate. Suddenly things were feeling all too serious.

"Is this gonna be like those horror films? Like, is she gonna become all scary and puke all over the place?" Nate asked, not wanting to admit how nervous he was. He was never a fan of watching those films, let alone living them.

"Rachel, for all that it's worth, we're sorry for what we did to you," Lydia said as she and the boys sat her down while she struggled. "We never wanted any of that to happen, that wasn't the plan. We just wanted our friends back."

"No, this shouldn't be too hard, seeing as she's not possessed by a demon or unholy spirit or anything of that nature," Kay murmured, opening his bible to read a passage while Rachel tried to reason with him.

"I could help so many people like this, Father! Wouldn't that make you happy?"

Once Kay finished, he made the sign of the cross over Win and touched her forehead. "Rachel, let go of your hatred and leave this vessel."

"No! No, I want to ruin their lives like they ruined mine!"

Kay ignored her and looked to each of Win's lovers. "I need you to talk to Win for me. Call out to her and help her find her way back to us while I weaken Rachel's spirit and make it easier for Win to return."

"Winnie, we really miss you!" Nate kissed the back of her hand, hoping she could feel it somehow. "We love you so much, you and Lyds are the best things that ever happened t'me."

"It's true, you're also my best friend," Lydia hugged her from behind as she still struggled, it was very hard to see someone she loved so much being held like this. "You're the person I wanna talk to when I have a nightmare or when I'm PMSing and can't stand anyone else. Please come back to us."

"Yeah, c'mon Winnie. We'd be totally lost without you," Nats cried, squeezing her hand. "We love yeh more than anything!"

Rachel struggled, but her thrashing was growing weaker. Somewhere deep inside Win could hear her partners calling out to her, and she fought against the entity that was trying to keep her from them.

"Rachel, leave this body! In the name of the Lord, leave this body and head to the light!" Suddenly Win's body slumped forward.

"Wow, you're good..." Lydia stared at Kay for a few moments, why did he have to look so hot performing exorcisms and such? That definitely earned him another homemade meal.

"Winnie? You there baby?"

"You okay? Is she gone?" Nate held her head up, pressing his forehead to hers. "Please, sweetheart, wake up."

"Win, say somethin'!" Nats exclaimed, stroking her cheek while still holding her hand tightly.

A faint moan escaped her lips and her eyelids fluttered as she attempted to focus on their voices.

"L-lyddie? Nathan?"

"Yesssss!" Nate cheered. As much as he hated to admit, he was more than a little grateful to that priest. Even if the girls only attended mass to stare at him.

"Does the idea of kissing me sound repulsive to you?" Lydia giggled, running her fingers through Winnie's hair.

“Not at all!” Win exclaimed, throwing her arms around Lydia’s neck to kiss her, their mouths colliding in her haste.

"In front of a priest?" Lydia laughed, despite being very relieved to have Winnie back. "I'm desperate to get you out of those clothes... and put on new ones, your own," she quickly added.

"There she is, can't believe I slept next t'Rachel, that's right nasty," Nate half-joked, joining the hug, kissing the top of her head.

Win laughed, reaching for both her husbands. “No kidding, I feel all outta sorts,” she exclaimed. “I need t’make up for lost time!”

"Thank you so much," Lydia enthusiastically shook Kay's hand to stop from hugging him. "You saved us again, I'll never be able to thank you enough."

"I need all th’kisses," Nate whispered. "Missed you so much, sweetheart... is it weird this outfit is turnin' me on a bit?"

“A little,” Win laughed, stealing a kiss from him and then Nats. “Thank you Father, I really don’t know how t’thank you!” she cried, not wanting to think about being a captive in her own body, forced to watch as Rachel ruined her life.

"Yeah... thank you," Nate nodded, nudging his twin's arm. "You can expect a very nice lunch this time, Father," Lydia laughed, locking arms with her wife.

“Really, that’s not needed,” Kay assured, lifting the stole from his neck to fold and put away. “I’m just glad to help. But really, please be more careful around spirits from here on out.”

“I’m still not entirely sure how Rachel possessed me,” Win murmured as they made their way home.

"I know, but it's my pleasure really, it'll make me happy to do it," Lydia nodded. "She's the last one that hates us I think... we're not that problematic."

"Yeah yeah, the other people who hate us are alive I'm afraid," Nate chuckled.

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The next day after a thorough welcome back the night before, Win joined Lydia in the kitchen to help make their thank you lunch for Father Kay. “I’m so glad t’be back,” Win sighed, pressing her face between Lydia’s shoulder blades.

"I'm glad you're back, she kept running from me. She even refused oral sex," Lydia teased, carefully slicing the brisket she prepared to go with the potatoes and risotto. "I can't believe I didn't notice anything on our way back home."

“I think she was trying to be sly, hoping you wouldn’t notice. But you know me too well, you all do,” Win murmured, her mouth watering at the smell of the food.

"Of course, I know my honeypie," Lydia held the fork up so she could take a bite. "Try it, do you think he'll like it? You should've seen him doing the thing, it was so hot."

Win threw her head back and moaned at the taste. “This is perfect. If he doesn’t like it, he’s an idiot.”

She helped her pack up the food and slipped her jacket on to go deliver it. “Hey boys, we’ll be back in a bit!” she called.

"Okay, careful not t'get possessed again..." Nate teased, blowing them a kiss.

"You know, dad’s been insisting I visit the synagogue sometime, would you come with? Maybe there's some hot Jewish Nathan somewhere," Lydia grinned as they made their way to the church.

“Yeah sure, I’d like to see a Jewish service,” Win answered, her arm entwined with Lyddie’s. “In fact, I didn’t even know you were Jewish,” she exclaimed.

"Technically, if we're talking rules, I'm not, fully. Apparently it's something that comes from your mum and not your dad, but these days people don't believe that anymore," Lydia shrugged. "So I guess I'm half."

"Oh, I can't believe there was something about you that I didn't know though," Win exclaimed dramatically as they neared the church.

"Isn't it romantic we're still learning little facts about each other? It's cute," Lydia leaned against her, making their way to the back to find Kay.

When they got to Kay's office, his door was open and he greeted them with a warm grin.

“Hey there you two. What brings you t’see me today?” “We brought you lunch!” Win exclaimed, holding up her package of tupperware.

"We wanted to say thank you again for helping us, We promise not to mess with any other spirits," Lydia placed the other container with brownies she had baked the night before. "We hope you like it."

"You really didn't need t'do all this, but thank you," Kay exclaimed. "I gotta say though, you have perfect timing, I haven't had dinner yet," he said, reaching for the containers.

"Perfect," Win replied. "Lyddie did most of the cooking, but I helped. Hope you enjoy."

Lydia carefully waited until he tried to tear her gaze from him, sharing a mischievous look with Win. "Guess we'll see you next week, Father," she said, trying to stop herself from grinning too wide.

"Wanna get a coffee before we head back home?" Win asked as they stepped back out of the church.

"Yeah, an iced coffee cause I'm definitely feeling a little warm," Lydia winked, looking around for a spot where they could stop and grab a drink.

"You're shameless," Win giggled, noticing a small cafe up ahead that they'd never been to before. "How about there?" she asked, nodding her head that way.

"Chatty Wednesday... sounds fun," Lydia nodded, seeing the small sign on a chalkboard. It was pretty busy for that time of the day, so it must be good.

"Hullo," a woman about their age with bright red lips and short dark hair greeted. "Can I getcha anything?"

"Wow..." Lyddie looked around at the endless guinea pig photos and paintings. "Yeah, um, I'll have an iced latte please."

"I'll have a cuppa," Win answered, noticing the guinea pig in a cage on the counter. "Cute place, you must really like guinea pigs."

"One of my many passions," the woman chuckled, turning to prepare their drinks.

"It's really cute, I love the theme. And your friend over there is adorable," Lydia cooed.

"What? Oh," she looked over her shoulder, first at the photo of her and a blonde girl next to the register, but once she noticed Lyddie looking at the cage, she relaxed. "Yeah, people seem to like Hilary more than the coffee sometimes... not that the coffee is bad, it's good!"

"So what's chatty Wednesdays?" Win wondered as the woman made their drinks.

"It's this sort of weekly event, you come here and you chat to someone you've never met before," the woman explained, placing their mugs on the counter. "For example... any special plans today?"

"Not really, we just stopped by on our way back from the church," Lydia took a sip as she sat down. "We were bringing some lunch to a hot priest."

"A hot priest?" the woman’s eyes grew. "Does he happen t’be Irish?"

"Yeah actually..." Lydia answered, frowning thoughtfully.

"Brown eyes?"

"Green."

"Ah."

Win shared a look with Lydia, trying not to grin. “Guess there’s more than one hot priest around.”

"Hot priests are Ireland's main export," the lady behind the counter joked. "So you two religious?"

"Nah, just bringing a little something for him to say thank you for exorcizing my wife," Lydia explained.

"Interesting! Not being in control of my body... sounds like a dream."

“Trust me, I don’t recommend it,” Win replied. “Especially when th’spirit’s a terrible prude.”

#misfits #nathan young #nathan young x oc #nathan x lyddie #nathan x win #otp: the quad #otp: green apple lollipop #timeline anomaly’verse #sheehalloween 2022

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altsvu · 4 months

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YALLLL

whatttt????

i love you guys so much.

i know i’m just now coming back after not being active as much in the last year, which i apologize for because it was without notice.

thank you all so much for enjoying my fics and just interacting with me in general, it means a lot to me and it gives me more motivation to keep doing what i’m doing. it brings me so much joy.

i’m definitely going to be doing a celebration soon, after i get my requests out the way as well as my drafts. moots if you’d like to be tagged please lmk!! no pressure though!

i love y’all, and thank y’all so much once again 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

- gaga 🩷

#gaga talks #gaga hits 400!#altsvu #signal boost!!

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thusspoketrish · 3 years

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TAG!!!

Tagged by @the-sinking-ship AND @pineau-noir! Thank you my lovelies, this was so much fun to fill out!

1. How many works do you have on Ao3?

2. What is your total Ao3 word count?

413,286!!! Wow. And more to come!

3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

I’ve only ever written for the Harry Potter fandom! But would love to branch out to Good Omens or Sherlock. One day.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

This Year’s Love (84K)

This year’s love had better last, heaven knows it’s high time when you try to make lovers from friends. But Harry Potter realises time and time again that it’s simply not possible for him. And then along comes Draco Malfoy— the ultimate foe on the mend. Whatever will become of them? A story about love.

Everything That Happens is From Now On (42K)

After surviving a brutal assault, Draco tries to navigate the tumultuous waters of his mind and embrace a bit of love and trust in his life. After all, the smallest steps forward can begin to heal the most fractured of souls. Mind the tags on this fic.

Lemon Colour, Honey Glow (67K)

Over a series of unfortunate pub nights at the Leaky Cauldron, Draco Malfoy falls in love. A story about finding strength and forgiveness in unlikely places.

Super Rich Kids (81K)

Draco Malfoy has become disillusioned by the glitz and glamour of the scandalous lives of the Post-Second Wizarding War Pureblood Elite. Enter: one existential crisis, one group of thieving cynical friends, and several terrible, terrible decisions.

Portrait of a Young Girl (8K)

Recently married, Harry and Draco are tasked with raising a four-year old Teddy, whose emerging gender identity brings up an array of questions, fears, and revelations for them when they realise that Teddy might be transgender.

5. Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

Not nearly as much as I’d like to! I appreciate every single comment I receive, please never believe that I don’t see your responses or don’t care because I don’t comment back. Your words fill me with so much joy, seriously. I fumble with compliments, and am a silly, neurodivergent worry-wort, so responding to comments can sometimes be a really difficult task for me, even though they make me really, really happy to receive/read.

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Haha, all my fics have a happy/hopeful ending, even if I take the reader through the angstiest of angsty rides. But if I had to choose one, Seven Days (8K) takes the cake. At the end of the fic, despite the air of closure/moving forward after such a terrible tragedy, there’s still so much pain there, and nothing will be the same for the Malfoy-Potter family ever again. Mind the tags on this fic.

7. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve ever written?

No crossovers, unfortunately. I wouldn’t even know where to begin with one, to be honest. I do have a fair number of AU fics based on some of my fave films/literature. For example: This Year’s Love is inspired by my FAVOURITE romcom, When Harry Met Sally. Super Rich Kids is extremely, loosely based on the film, the Bling Ring, but leans more towards Gossip Girl (2007), Cruel Intentions, and the novel Bright Lights, Big City. Someone compared it to the work of Dominick Dunne’s exploration on how the extremely wealthy are embroiled in deep crime and manipulate the law, and you have no idea how fucking happy that made me! Like, whatttt? Totally blown away by that comment.

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Ah, yes. Very recently, actually. I don’t understand why people leave concrit when concrit is not requested. Please do not do this, no matter how annoying or shitty you found a fic. What do you expect us to do? Go back in and rewrite the damn thing to appease you? Haha, hell to the no, no, no, fam. If you don’t like it, don’t read it. And certainly, don’t tell me you stuck through the entire story just so you can leave me your comment. That’s a you problem, not a me problem. We write for fun (and for free!)—don’t ruin a good thing with your trolling nonsense. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I do, sometimes! I like the slow, lovemaking sort that’s twisted up in a lot of feels.

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Oh goodness, not to my knowledge! I sure hope not. If you have or you're thinking about it:

11. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Nope. I really want to though. Anyone interested in linking up? Let’s brainstorm. Haha, holler at me.

12. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

Drarry, Drarry, Drarry!!!!!

13. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Harry Potter! Ahhh, my first love. Will be my last love.

14. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

I have to say, Super Rich Kids because it was SO much fun writing that crazy af plot, haha. Oh, man, and the Slytherin gang’s insanely intense, hilarious friendship!!! SO much fun! Draco, Pansy, Theo, and Millicent (with a side of Blaise) are ultimate friendship goals. If I were going to go on a spree of burglaries under some misguided Robin Hood-like vigilantism, I would want them at my side while doing it!

Sorry if you're receiving this tag for the millionth time, but I'd love to hear from: @static-abyss, @nv-md, @wheezykat, @mysticdreamerwrites, @skeptiquewrites, @digtheshipper, @veelawings, @xanthippe74. No pressure though! And if you're not tagged but want to play, please tag me so I can read your responses! xx

#tag #tag game #this was cute #trish speaks #thank you for reading

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isabellehemlock · 3 years

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Author Interview Tag Game

Both @energievie and @ceraunos tagged me in this lovely author’s interview (a month ago eeek) and I am so excited to fill this out - such a cute one! - thanks for the tagging me, and I'll tag:

@boutiquetraveltravelboutique @bewires @disregardandfelicity @ao3-arkada @pinkninjapj @emjee @mieraspeller @shatterthefragments @catherine-batty-author (feel free to skip, especially if you've already done it!)

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

Thirty-three, four are fanarts 🎨

2. What’s your total word count?

762,097 (in the last 15 months - and that’s not including a couple of things I haven’t posted yet lol WHAT - how did that happen?!)

3. How many fandoms have you written for, and what are they?

Well I joined AO3 five years before I started posting in August of last year. The majority of my fics are hands down The Old Guard - but branching out to other Luca Marinelli Multiverse characters, and crossovers (so including those, five total - but again, mostly characters for crossover purposes vs canon adjacent fics)

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Endless Ocean (TOG AU), Cleanse (TOG post canon), The Bet (TOG pre canon), Catch Me If I Fall (TOG AU), The Purpose of Art (TOG Modern AU)

5. Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

Aw I love responding to comments! I don’t think I’ve ever missed any?? I’m pretty extroverted though and love chatting with people, and of course am always humbled someone has gone out of their way to leave a comment, so, grateful for the opportunity to express my thanks in return 🙏🏻

The rest under the cut because this got long haha

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Define “angst” lol. Because gosh, I was going to say none, but it is sort of implied in a couple - The Necklace (TOG pre canon), An Interrupted Oath (TOG pre canon), and Memento Mori (TOG pre canon) - not sure how much I can share about any of those without it getting spoilery, but basically: sad, saddish because reunion is “off screen”, and uh, the third ends on a cliffhanger.

Some of my other stories do have angsty themes in them, but otherwise happy endings 💕

7. Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?

Hands down, Pwimo - but I got an even crazier one outlined muwhahahaha

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Mmmm, define “hate”? I’ve had unwarranted/not asked for commentary and “jokes” around ship dynamics in my fics, as well as people suggesting I shouldn't write one or the other (both in comments and DM’s). Spoiler: you can't win, someone is always going to be unhappy with the ship dynamics, write what you want (I write both btw and yup have received commentary across the board)

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Lol, let me whip out my list - can I sort by rating? Haha. I mean, I think tags can be fairly subjective, like there’s a lot I can’t personally read. There’s a lot I’ve written, that others can’t read, so I’m not sure if I should say “kink”? Because I feel like half the peeps will say “Oh yeah” and the other half would say, “Lol whatttt?”

Hm, but without writing out a whole list, I think kink encompasses enough haha.

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I’m aware of - I think I would cry, please don’t.

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope, not that I’m aware of?

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Not so much co-written, but EO was co-created with my beta, and we spent the better part of six weeks piecing together a fairly elobrate outline with backstroies, plot points (she came up with half of them!). She was kind enough to beta every single week for the better part of six months to make sure I didn’t miss anything haha.

I am itching to co-write something, but it’ll be a surprise, so I can’t say more than that - but the co-author has already looked over the outline and seems they liked it 😘

13. What’s your all time favorite ship?

Joe and Nicky! I’ve written some 762k+ words for them (and characters in their lives, and crossover AU’s), I love them your honor

14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

Oh I’m going to finish them - might take me another six months, but it’s going to happen 😎

15. What are your writing strengths?

Within the story: hmmm, I really like to explore what makes a person tick, so I’d say dialogue, and character backgrounds - I like to pretend I’m funny sometimes, too.

Writing in general: this might be the ADHD, but I don’t really need to carve out time to write. I can do like thirty minutes here, stop, do something else, then dive right back in and write like another hour. Obviously if I can schedule more time at once that’s great and all, but it’s not a necessity. Really helpful when I have other errands, appointments to do, just sort of tap in/tap out as needed.

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

I feel like I’ve read some fantastic, beautiful allegories to describe scenery and people, and I just - never seem to use that for my own stuff, and I don’t think that means my fics are necessarily lacking because of it, but I just notice it when I read it in other places. I think I tend to focus on the dialogue more, or when I do describe things, tend to rely on colors and emotions but gosh the epic, sweeping, poetic imagery kind of stuff I've seen in this fandom?? Yeah drag me stunningggg

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

Hey if you got someone to help you (Lisa has helped me several times with Arabic!), then go for it - or there’s a few tumblr authors who have resources/guides. Otherwise, I stick with one or two words here and there at best, but not like long chunks of dialogue. I'm bilingual myself, so I know how inaccurate Google translate can be lol.

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

I did a lot of RP/OC stuff as a teen, then didn’t do any of that for almost two decades - save some short lived RP stuff a decade ago - TOG is the first fandom I wrote a posted fic for

19. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

Oh gosh, such a loaded questionnnn 🙈 Because I love them all for different reasons but I guess let me pick like a baker's dozen? And share little things I liked about them?? (numbered by posting order from oldest to newest)

They emerged once more, and beheld the stars

My first posted fic! How can it not have a special place in my heart??

The Little Church

This was based on the first post I made in the fandom, about how Joe and Nicky might have discovered similarities between their faiths and bonded over that. I'm really into interfaith dialogue so it was wonderful to write some of that out here as the interfaith couple of the millenia 🥲

Cleanse

A post canon fic that weaved their past, into a post movie world with flashbacks, and though disguised as a road trip fic was really about healing from a ptsd flare up - also, this was my first sex scene writing (so I was nervous!)

The Purpose of Art

My very first modern AU and oh my gosh though on surface level looks like a restorative social justice fic, it was definitly more like a romantic comedy featuring all three major couples - and the first time I wrote about demisexuality in a fic (so again, totally nervous!!). But it's still one of my top three that I think back on fondly for its found family themes, and healing from traumatic events (I'm already seeing a pattern lol)

The Bet

My first, on purpose, explicit fic solely for the sex lol. I wrote some 17k+ words in three days and wanted to try my hand at some kink themes. I definitly used a lot of religious imagery as well though, and it turned into an actually tender PWF. I truly believe I peaked with this one haha.

Crimson Moon

Once again, my attempt at writing smut, ended up being a long multi fic exploration (under the guise of vampires and werewolves) of world building, explicit consent, soul mates AU. It featured the other pairs as well, and is also one of my top three favorite personal fics ever!

Piece of Heaven

This was actually a last minute fic - someone had to drop out of the holiday exchange and I got to be one of the called on subs if you will haha. And gosh this turned out to be one of my absolute favorite fics - it's a modern AU, sweet, gentle, featuring seminarian!Nicky and scholar!Joe and it's just adorableeee

12 Days

This was a kink based prompt fic, but since I seem incapable of writing any porn without feelings (I didn't mean for my demi to come out this hard but here we are lol) - I completely, though totally accidently, projected myself onto Nicky coming to terms with his sexuality with a sweet, kind, patient partner (i.e. my hubby). Whoops at the self insert lol.

Through the Lens

Speaking of hubby, I used this big bang fic to share my own (and his) personal experiences with the starving artist tropes, xenophobia (though only a smidge in the story), and even included me and hubby's meet cute via Andy and Quynh’s story. Plus the tSoA symbolism is thiq within this fic y'all 😎

Endless Ocean

By far my most read fic (and now a whole series with a time jump epilogue). I won't get too personal here with it, but there were several themes and even full on dialogue scenes taken from my personal life, as well as family history, and I really, really wanted one thing to resonate above all else: that there's hope after pain. Also almost 250k of that stat number at top, came from this fic alone whoops

Pwimo

Alright here me out, this is the most niche, self indulgent, crack/smut I could have ever written and I regret nothing. I don't care that it is one of my least viewed fics because I love Pwimo enough for everyone lol. He's my cursed child on the server, I even have emotes for him from memes, there's art now featuring Primo as a catboi and it's all thanks to Chelsea, who allowed me to adopt him. I'm the Mother of Cursed Children now lol.

Misunderstandings

My first time writing Roberta, and a trans character, so I was nervous! I really appreciated the positive feedback and enjoyed getting to write for her - and did another one as well ;) But I loved the historical, French provincial vibes, and the opportunity to flesh out such a beautiful character - Roberta is a Queen, who deserves everything ❤

Called You By Name

I almost didn't post this one! The religious imagery is not only fic, it's blatant lol. I wasn't even sure if it would be too Catholic in the sense it might go over some people's heads and make it too hard to follow along. Like, would someone need to pause, look up what the heck I was referring to and just - not finish it lol. But luckily that doesn't seem to be the case and I'm grateful for the positive feedback I received. It's one of my favorites and I loved exploring the potential HC of how Nicolò became Nicky di Genova 😏

+ bonus Miracoli

I'm currently writing my first Daan x Paolo fic, and you loves, it's so fluffy and adorable and the single Dad vibes but also the pining but also the kiddos but also the self loathing my goodnesssss.

Oh my gosh this got so long, I'm sorry 🙈

That's all folks!

#tag game #tagging game #tog tag game #author interview #this was fun 💕

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theyarebothgunshot · 3 years

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ROSE I AM FREAKING OUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE PREQUEL STUFF???? WHAT IS GOING ON, my god... I was literally about to go to sleep, decided to check Tumblr one last time and see this.... what WHAT!! WHATTTT!!!!!! I don't even know if this is good bad or what but just JENSEN IS PRODUCING A SUPERNATURAL PREQUEL AND DEAN'S GONNA BE THE NARRATOR OR Sth LIKE???? -🐸

YEAH i am normal about this <3 (jk i am also freaking out) welcome to: people screaming to me in my inbox about prequelgate ft. j/2 fallout theory. let's goooo!

Another copypasta and suddenly chaos machine is full on gay I love this prophecy

you know whats funny i just checked the j/2 tag and i feel like for the first time in a long time they are starting to realise that maybe THEY should be the ones who are "gutted" *sips tea*

ROSE HOLY SHIT ROOOOOOOOSE ITS HAPPENING HOLY SHIIIIIT

YEAH

Nevermind just read prequel and well good luck I guess but just you know kind of bleh who wants to watch John Winchester well let’s have hope anyways

i know a lot of people are bummed out but i am kind of very excited actually?? i trust robbie and even though yeah j*hn winchester turned into a nasty abusive bastard, it can be interesting to explore how it all started (imo). it's just the first of many stories they can tell.

I can only accept this circus if it’s Dean telling the stories to his and Cas’ kids and then we have a revival to show that the whole finale was in fact the end Chuck wanted there Jensen I fixed it

i would not say no to this

heyloo bee anon here

um- wtf is happening?

jackles prequel series?? why? i want to be excited about this but sheesh im scared

because supernatural is never dead <3

okay, but, jensen... john winchester ≠ jdm, you don’t have to go /that/ hard for him 🙃

true true... though i am waiting for jdm to comment on this, please i need it

WAIT A SECOND J2 FALLOUT THEORY TRUE??

LMAO HELL YEAH BESTIE

Rose you really picked the worst time to sleep for real

bestie it was literally 4 in the morning, what do you expect from me sdfjsfhsf

I can’t literally can’t we were all right LMAO j2 fallout theory is real and cockles (Misha supporting Jensen) is [gunshots] I’m just laughing cause what the hell is this timeline we’re living LMAOOOOOOOOOO

we would always end up here <3

Do we have the copypaste anons to thank for JP basically confirming the J2 fallout? lol 🦚

yes, everybody say 'thanks annoying idiots!'

ROSE, WAKE UP, COME HERE,

THERE'S A LOT GOING ON FFS

YEAH I KNOW BUT I NEEDED SLEEP

Anticipating that there's going to be a lot of yelling about the prequel on here: I am cackling, but also, I mean, the first time Dean got a look into his parent's past, Cas was the catalyst: literally entered Dean's mind and catapulted him to the 70s. So idk, it's not completely unreasonable to expect some Cas cameos, maybe setting up a parallel timeline since Dean is narrating. What I'm saying is, this is Jackles, he's getting JDM and Misha in on this lmao -Honeymoon Anon

you were right lmfaooo also i fully agree. misha's tweet further cemented that thought for me. he knew about this prequel and i dont think he is cas-baiting us, i think he'll be involved. i'd also be obsessed to see jensen and jdm act together again (though idk who jdm could play seeing as it's a prequel and he is way too old to play young j*hn)

longlivethetribbles heeft gevraagd:

Heyyyyyy bestie, are you SEEING the absolute madness going on right now holy shit

well a little late but I SURE AM BESTIE

bestie wake up pls s16 finale just dropped.

- 🍯

and WHAT a great one it was

I love coming home from work to see all of the chaos unfolding on Tumblr and Twitter. I'm absolutely buzzing right now. I'll probably still be here by the time you wake up and check tumblr 😂 - 🐢

lmaooo and were you still awake?? did you see my freak out??

Oooh bestie wake the fuck up, I know you’re gonna be excited for this one jsnsjsj

god i had SUCH a morning like. it's 12:00 now and all i did since i woke up is check tumblr rip

short summary: jen and dee gain the rights, they post on ig/twitter about a prequel ft john and mary that no one asked for, the fandom loses its everloving shit as usual, they trend on twitter thanks to the beloved twt intern who missed us, misha qt’s jen about cas possibly benefiting from being in the prequel, then j*red qt’s jensen abt how his feelings got hurt by him not being told about a prequel his character as no involvement in & he initially throws a tantrum, and the rest is history - 🦋 anon (ps: i hope this helps a little, i’ve been scattered brained trying to keep up with it all night lmao so pls let me know if i missed anything, bug crew !!)

thank you so much darling i figured it out eventually but this is a helpful summary!!!

I hope you enjoyed waking up to all of this XD -🐢

i sure did!!! also that answers my question about you being awake lmao

I WILL NEVER EVER EVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR SLEEPING THROUGH ALL OF THIS DRAMA AND NOT EXPERIENCING IT IN PERSON I DIDN'T NEED THIS SLEEP - tea anon

well the party was still going strong this morning so im not TOO "gutted" see what i did there lmaooo

Now that you are caught up with the news... So idk if you remember this but...didn't jarpad tell jackles he was up for a reboot in an online panel? And jackles answered that this was news to him??

-🍯

yeah i think you are right but he was clearly joking and didnt expect jackles to actually be working on something already

J2 anon spare more of those anons let's finish this - tea anon

please, we're having a ball in this bitch

I saw a post on tumblr where someone said now that Kripke gave J&D the rights, maybe they’re starting with a prequel just to end on a reboot in years time and honestly ? I wanna believe that so badly. This is tinhatty but what if this is all calculated in a way that makes it so that Jensen is slowly starting to fix everything that was wrong with spn - now that he has the rights and he’s slowly making spn his own story ?! I mean he did say in his ig post he wants to ‘fill in the rest’ - and maybe Mary and John’s story is only the beginning of spn related content from J&D to come ??? Maybe he wants to give spn the justice it deserves ?? Thoughts ??

i dont think this is tinhatty at all i think this is very possible and not that much of a reach. i could see this happening yeah for sure

want to hear something funny. I found out I had a ruptured blood vessel in my eye because I was sending my friend a video freaking out when the prequel news dropped and I noticed the corner of my eye was red af. and when I got back online jared had tweeted.

DJFHSJD ANON THE CHAOS OF IT ALL, HELP, are you okay? <3

rose.. bestie... how are you feeling about The News? nsfshsf being european is a curse </3 🐞

i feel GREAT im living for it i feel on top of the world tbh (and yeah it really is dsjfhs)

What am I waking up to I can't WHAT I rested my eyes for like 5 minutes help *hits reblog button* - anon anon

yep yep essentially djfhs

“Jensen and Misha are Co workers who barley talk”

I can’t be sure of course but I’m fairly certain that this is the copypasta that brought the j/2 fallout theory back to life. Who’s apparently ‘barely talking’ now? skansjsjsj. It’s almost prophetic, these j/2 anons have superpowers I’m telling ya.

-poker face anon

next time we get one of them we should be thanking them lmaooo

ok, but are we gonna talk about the "When Daneel and I formed Chaos Machine Productions, we knew that the first story we wanted to tell was the story of John and Mary Winchester [...]"-quote because the way this is phrased implies they formed CHAOS MACHINE Productions with the intent of telling this story (first), i haven't been in this dumpster long enough but the name just tickles me in that Misha way, isn't it so sus??? am i missing something???? i mean with this announcement they SURE lived up to that name... 🧩-anon

you are absolutely right, chaos machine SCREAMS misha and we are all here for it!!

hey hey hey. joining the clownverse, there's no way THEE cas girl danneel doesn't know just how much the fandom loves misha and cas. so 2 + 2 = misha in the spn prequel!

AGREED

So I think I finally managed to catch up on wtf happened while I was asleep and my brain melted. What a shit show to wake up to.

Anyway thoughts.

I don't hate the idea of a Mary&John sequel. I think it has the potential to be good (It has the potential to be really bad too, so I'm kind scared).

🕯️🕯️🕯️ manifesting Mary being badass and John being kinda useless🕯️🕯️🕯️

As for the Jensen and J*red thing.

I can see Jensen not telling J*red even if they are still friends, because J*red is kinda good at accidentally telling Secrets. He could have told him right before he announced it so, so that J*red didn't have to find out from twitter. He was on the show for 15 years, he is bound to get asked about it. The public twitter meltdown was really unprofessional so. Like you have Jensen's number J*red. You could have sorted that out in private like a normal person, but instead you choose to act like a toddler throwing a tantrum.

Is it weird that I'm actually going to be kinda that for them if the actually had a falling out, even tho I don't like J*red all that much. They seemed to be really important to each other and while I thought before that the might have triefted apart a bit, I didn't think that the where actively fighting.

- 🐌 anon

the thing is, the polite/normal thing for jensen to do was text him before announcing it on twitter. it's weird he didn't, and that makes me believe that maybe yeah they did have a falling out. especially with the way j*red responded to it on twitter. if he had no other reason to be this upset (no prior beef or falling out) you'd think that he wouldn't be responding like this. on the other hand, the man is a mysterie to me so who the hell knows. i'm not gonna mourn about it if they did/do grow apart because j*red is just.... awful imo.

#frog anon #bee anon #peacock anon #subtlerainy #honeymoon anon #bestie mutual #honeypot anon #turtle anon #butterfly anon #tea anon #ladybug anon #anon anon #poker face anon #puzzle pieces anon #snail anon #good lord i think i got more anons about this than about anything else before lmao #good luck to anybody who actually reads this <3

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That's right I'm saurr slayful🤪🤪🤪 and yeah!! It started on the 17th(?) of Feb. But everything is online and I haven't even been on campus ONCE YET💀I'm tok scared to go and since it's not compulsory for me I'll just keep chilling at home until the time comes✌️

Technically I am in the humanities faculty because I do English and linguistics (I did philosophy last year and it was ass,, -516161711/10 do not recommend😒) Psychology is in the community health sciences faculty but they allow people from humanities to take it too!! It's really interesting!!

And omg same!! But for me it's kind of like,, "oooh I have this super great amazing idea in my head but I can't for the life of me write it the way I want to" and then I just don't write it lol💀

And yes yes yes I'd be so honoured to tag you even though I think you're amazing and I'm lowkey scared you're gonna hate my writinv BUT I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU🤩🤩🤩 it's also my first time doing a written series so I'm really nervous. I'll probably only start posting it next month tho,, cause I've got an smau going on and even though I have an update schedule I don't stick to it and now I'm behind🙂

OOFT THATS SO ROUGHHHHH BUT NO THATS EXACTLY RIGHT COS WHY WOULD U DO ANYTHING THAT ISN'T COMPULSORY 🥴 JUST UHH WATCH THE RECORDING KSJDJDSJ

OHHHHHH oh my gosh yes yes yes pls the humanities are so so cool??? pls ive always thought philosophy was cool but like SURELY only from a distance.... cos if i ever have to take a philosophy course im convinced i would literally hate it so much BAHAHAHHAHA AND OOOHHH yes psychology is so cool ;-;

RIGHTTTT YES SYES EXACTLY??? OH MY GODDD i always come up w sm plot ideas but the thought of having to execute them makes me wanna unalive myself bc i really cannot be fucked ;-; writing is so so so draining i swear T_T NAURRRR WHATTTT ID BE SO HONOURED TO BE UR TL 🥺 omg idrk what im doing w writing these days tbh im in my flop era istg SKJDFJSD BUT I FIND THAT reading other peoples work always gets me so inspired??? hehehe aND YASSS A WRITTEN SERIESSSS OH GODDDD i notice a lot of ppl on tumblr don't really read/write written series as much anymore so ;-; super excited for u hehe YOU GOT THIS?! IM SO EXCITEDDDDD i hope u can spare the time to write in between uni and stuff tho 😔 ik ur schedule be packing so make sure to take care of urself omg 😭

#ask #💌.tay <3

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desidarling123 · 3 years

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tagged by: @annespelledwithane, thank you for the tag! I’m drunk and bored on the eve of 2021 so why tf not

last song: body moves by DNCE (what a bop)

last movie: ww84 (mess, I tell ya)

currently watching: BRIDGERTON

currently reading: I just finished Half Gods by Akil Kumaraswamy, currently reading Blue Hour by Carolyn Forche.

currently craving: stir fry Indochinese but my mom decided she wanted to diet on New Years eve like whatttt

tagging: @your-girl-is-lovely @stephanythedramaqueen @malaiikka @nymphietonkslupin @miniandminie @cafei-au-lei @scotchandwhitelies @babybubastis and anyone else who sees this and wants in!

#tag games

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parkersbliss · 4 years

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Gracie’s Back to School Sleepover

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So I go back to school August 31st (*sobs*) so I won’t be able to post as much so this is kind of my my last big thing before school starts up again, and it’s also my 1.5K celebration!

y’all crazy?? 1.5K?!?!? WHATTTT I CANT EVEN PUT INTO WORDS HOW MUCH I LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU

I’m not even that cool- 💀💀 but go off

Really, you guys are so amazing and I can’t believe I’ve gotten this far already. I love you all so much! <3

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Sleepover time: From August 28th to 30th

💛 - Blurb request

🍋 - question about something I’ve written or a sentence from a WIP

🍊- cast my mutuals as

📒- ask me anything!

🌼- some type of recommendation

☀️ - confess something or come talk to me about anything

🍯 - I’ll give you a compliment!

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Blurb requests:

Who you can request for:

The Maze Runner (Newt, Minho, Thomas)

Holland & Co (Tom Holland, Harrison Osterfield, & Harry Holland)

Peter Parker

Teen Wolf (Theo Raeken, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, Liam Dunbar, Derek Hale etc.)

What you can request: you can use my prompt list, but there are no limits! I do not write smut!

Please be patient with this blurbs! I want to make sure you guys get the best quality!

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tagging some mutuals I love and hope are doing well: @liberty-barnes @peterspideyy @lozzypoz321 @t-holland2080 @fallinfortom @theamazingtomholland

#gracie’s back to school sleepover #tom holland #tom holland x reader #peter parker #peter parker x reader #newt x reader #the maze runner x reader #tmr minho x reader #tmr newt #tmr newt x reader #teen wolf x reader #teen wolf #harrison osterfield #harrison osterfield x reader

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vosiro · 4 years

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Hot girl shit (SMUT)

Dabi x F!reader (NSFW/PWP)

Basically y’all was at the cookout fucking shit up then went to the club and fucked shit up then went home a fucked shit up this shit just pure filth ngl

Also I didn’t proof read all of it so if you see a mistake, you didnt😃❤️

Today was the day, you were finally finna introduce dabi to ya family at the cookout. You already knew the first rule, don’t. Bring. A. Random. To. The. Cookout. Nobody knew who dabi was, and ole dude looked like walking beef jerky. Fair to say, you were scared as every morsel of the FUCK, because you know them aunties and cousins be talking mad shit for no damn reason. Dabi seemed way more relaxed than you did, honestly, a little too relaxed. “Shiiii doll, you’re so tense and for what?” He smirked “you need some dick to calm you down baby? I’d be down to fuck right here...” He said as he grabbed your waist. “Can you have some fucking tact? I just KNOW they finna eat you up as soon as you walk in the damn back yard.” you snarled as you pulled his hand from your waist. “I know you’re not catching an attitude with me y/n... keep that same energy when you’re screaming my name tonight doll.” You and dabi haven’t had sex for over three weeks, because of y’all’s schedule. You could tell he was a little, ahem... pent up.

“We’re here.” You told him as you two walked into the back yard. Immediately all eyes was turned on you and ya boyfriend. All the little kids ran up to dabi, “are you a zombie?” They asked “y’all don’t be asking them dumb ass questions.” You snapped back. “Maybe I am a zombie...” dabi said as he growled at them. You laughed, but that smile faded as you saw Stephanie, candy, and Alexis. They be the main ones talking shit for absolutely no reason. “Girlllll you see y/n’s man?” Stephanie whispered “right, what kinda extraterrestrial ass being” candy giggled. “Y’all know she always go for the crazy niggas, lemme go talk to her and see what’s up...” Alexis said as she appropached you and your boyfriend. Dabi shrugged these comments off, he was used to this type shit, but you were fuming. “Girllll you can do so much better, it’s the beef jerky skin fa me.” She muttered “Girl and it’s the stiff ass wig fa me, if you don’t get tf miss concrete lace🙄” You snapped back. “Dammnnn baby, you ate that.” Dabi chuckled as y’all walked away to go greet the rest of the family.

Overall, the cookout went well. Your family was pretty accepting of dabi despite his appearance, he looked like he really loved you, and was willing to protect you. He helped your uncle out on the grill with his flames, and played freeze tag with ya little cousins. Your grandma was forcing dabi to get another plate because he was ‘too skinny’, and he did exactly that even though he was full, because he adored your grandma.

Red nose by Sage the Gemini came on, and you already knew what that meant. Time. To. Throw. It. Tf. Back. Dabi was in the backyard with his shirt off, cuz it was hot asf in this bitch. The same cousins that were talking shit were the same ones eyeing him tf down like he was some sort of meal. You peeped this, and decided to make them regret they ever said shit. You came up to your mans, and did what you had to do. Throw that ass all up on him, and you already KNOW he caught that shit. Y’all was lowkey messy with it, your booty was all up on him and his hand were on your lower back swerving tf outta that shit. You felt something poke in between your ass, and you knew it couldn’t just be his belt buckle because dabi is ahem... above average. Ah, he was hard. Really hard. Who knew he would get all bricked up from you throwing it back on him. He leaned down and whispered in your ear, while his hands rested on ur hips, “shiiiiitt baby, you got a guest room in this house we could sneak off to doll face? I wanna fuck you real good...” to say you were just wet from his words was definitely an understatement, since you two haven’t had any action lately, you were literally turned on from just looking at him. “Yea we do, but haven’t you been pent up for the past couple of weeks? You sure you’re not finna nut when you put the tip in?” You said teasingly. “Don’t play with me y/n, or that pretty throat of yours is gonna be stuffed with my cock.” The tone of his voice was nearly feral, it’s not like you could say no anyways, and you wanted it as bad as he did.

You led dabi by hand to the guest bedroom of your childhood home. Once you locked the door you turned around, and that mf stuck his tongue right down your throat. “Don’t ever catch an attitude with me again, okay slut?” he said as he pulled away. “Or what? What are you gon do?” You knew your words would entice the exact reaction you wanted from him. Dabi smirked as he sat on the edge of the bed. “C’mere dollface... And get on your fucking knees.” You did exactly what he told you to. You undid his belt and freed his dick. That shit was throbbing and leaking pre cum at the tip. You grabbed a hold of it and he let out a small groan. You started to stroke it up and down while licking the tip. “Fuuckkk baby... yea... mm just like that... be a good girl for me and suck this cock real good ok?” He managed to get out under his low groans. You took half of his length in your mouth and began sucking. Dabi threw his head back while his hands rested behind him, gripping the sheets. “Fuck fuck fuck fuckkk... mm..cmon, I know you can take all of it you fucking slut...” you were going at a frustratingly slow pace for dabi, it was taking all his willpower not to grab your head and slam his cock down your throat. He pulled your head off his dick and stood up. Dabi grabbed your chin with his forefingers and stuck his thumb in your mouth then twirled it around your tongue. “You were doing that on purpose weren’t you? You fucking bitch... open wide.” You gagged as he stuck his entire length down your down your throat. He started thrusting at an inhuman pace, while his hands made its way to the back of your head. “When... fuck...nngh.. when I say don’t... haa... when I say don’t catch an attitude... with me...FUCK.. don’t catch a fucking attitude... alright?... mm fuck...” just as he was about to cum, someone knocked at the door and you quickly pulled off of him “shit.” You said fixing your clothes and heading to answer the door. It was Alexis. “Y/n, girl, wtf are y’all doing in here? Granny said y’all had to come and get more food.” Alexis knew EXACTLY what she was interrupting. “Uhm fuck, we’ll be down there in a minute... just give us a second, we leaving soon anyways” you sighed.

Y/n - “Let’s go dabi.”

Dabi - “What the fuck? You’re not just gonna leave me like this.”

Y/n - “I don’t have a choice baby, it’s granny, never play with granny’s time.”

Dabi - “Y/n you’re really pissing me the fuck off.”

Y/n - “Okay? and I don’t give a fuck, now tuck your dick in your pants or sum.”

Dabi - “Are you fucking dumb? I can’t hide this shit.”

Y/n - “Well try to baby, please for me”

Dabi - “Fuck, whatever let’s just go home.”

You and your boyfriend said goodbye to everyone at the cookout after grabbing one last plate. Dabi was clearly pissed, and honestly, you had more than enough time to finish him off, but you loved making him mad because that angry sex always hit different. As you two reached your shared apartment, dabi did not hesitate to pick you up and and carry you to the bedroom, roughly slamming you on the bed and letting his tongue explore your mouth. He slide his hands into your pants and felt your dripping essence through your panties. “You were talking all that shit and you were this wet doll? Just from sucking me off? You realize how much of a fucking whore you are right?” You moaned at his words. “Fuck... w-wait dabi, I wanna go somewhere tonight.”

Dabi - “Hm? We can go after you cum on daddy’s dick doll.”

Y/n - “Nooo, we have to go right now if we want the entree fee to be cheaper.”

Dabi - “Entree fee? Where the fuck do you wanna go?”

Y/n. - “Club Jurmane. please baby please can we go, I’ll do whatever you want when we get home”

Dabi - “Club Jurmane? That ghetto ass club on Sukazoki Avenue?

Y/n - “yes that club”

Dabi- “Fine, go get dressed and let’s go”

Even tho he was pissed at you and still semi-hard, he could never say no to you. Honestly, you’re the only person he’s loved in a really long fucking time.

Dabi was waiting on the couch in black jeans and a turtle neck with a chain as you walked outside the bedroom in a small, thin, and short red dress. “You look like a fucking stripper” was the first thing that came out of his mouth, and “..but it’s sexy dollface.” Was the second “that’s what I thought baby~ now let’s gooo”

9:45- at club Jurmane

You two walked in and it smelled like ass, weed, and Hennessy. Strippers were dancing on the poles, dollar bills were scattered across the floor, everyone was shit faced, the music was bussin, and you were ready to get turnt tf up with your boo. “Baby let’s get some drinks at the bar~” you said as you ushered your boyfriend to take a few shots with you. You two were a little drunk before y’all even had any fun fr. You turned to your dabi and he was holding a blunt in his hand, clearly corssfaded.

Y/n - “Boy where in the fuck did yo ass get a blunt from”

Dabi - “Some random gave it to me, wanna hit babe?”

Y/n - “You shouldn’t accept drugs from strangers... gimme that shit🙄”

You smoked the rest of the blunt and now yo ass was cross faded too. Dabi grabbed your hand and dragged you to the dance floor. Your back was to his, “show me what that ass do dollface” and you did just that. No hands by Waka Flocka was playing, and yo ass was pressed up all on Dabi’s dick, and he was hard as shit. Sum about his girl shaking ass on him just got his spirit going, AND he’s been waiting to bust a nut all damn day.

Dabi - “hey y/n let’s go somewhere private okay doll?”

Y/n - “whatttt c’mon let’s dance a little mo-”

??? - “hey y/n! It’s been so long how are you”

Dabi - “who the fuck are you?”

Y/n - “keigo? Is that you? DAMN you’ve changed, ya know being number 2 hero n all”

Hawks - “I know, you’ve changed a lot too since highschool, still fine as hell tho. By the way, call me hawks in public.”

Dabi - “Yea she is, she’s also my girl”

Hawks - “ah I see... anyways y/n wanna dance? Maybe talk and catch up. You don’t have to though, I know sometimes dancing with your ex can be a little uncomfortable.”

Dabi - “nah, she won’t be danc-”

Y/n - “sure! I mean why tf not. It’s only uncomfortable if we make it.”

And with that, you and hawks were dancing, hanging out, talking, and lowkey flirting. Did you know what you were doing? Yes, yes you fucking did. Don’t get me wrong, you absolutely loved dabi with all your heart, and had no feelings for hawks whatsoever, but you just loved to see that possessive and jealous side of your boyfriend. While mid conversation with hawks, you felt a firm grip on your wrist. “What the fuck do you think your doing doll?” Dabi said through gritted teeth. “what am I not allowed to talk to another person with a dick?” You snapped back. “Not when he’s your ex, and he’s clearly tryna make a move on you. Get the fuck up, we’re leaving.” your boyfriend literally picked you up, and flung you over his shoulder. “Dabi what in the actual fuck, if you don’t put me tf down.” He kicked open the club bathroom door and brought you into a stall.

Dabi - “Turn around and put your hands on the toilet tank.”

Y/n - “No wtf that shit dirty as a bitch”

Dabi grabbed your neck and brought himself to your ear “can’t you just be a good girl for daddy? Huh doll? I’m dying to fuck you..” you turned around and listened to what your boyfriend said. “Good girl...” he said as you heard him unbuckle his belt. His hands brought up your dress and pulled your panties down to the middle of your thighs. He rubbed his fingers along your folds. “Did you get this wet from talking to that fucking bird huh?” You whimpered and shook your head no “o-only for you daddy...” he took his member out of his jeans and slowly sheathed it into your dripping hole. “F-fuuckkkk doll... so damn tight...” he groaned, slowly thrusting into you. He started picking up his pace, giving you them hard, fast, deep, thrusts. “Aah.. fuck.. can’t believe you made me...mm.. wait all day for this pussy doll.” Your mind was going hazy, and your moans were getting uncontrollably loud. “D-dabi, what if someone- aah.. what if someone comes.. haa.. comes inside.” You barely managed to get your words out. Dabi landed a sharp smack on your ass “let them...let them hear who’s making you feel this fucking good dollface.” His words made you clamped around his dick. “Fuck yeaaa... you like that shit? You like when I talk to you like a fucking slut?” You kept getting wetter and wetter. “Y-yes daddy!” Yo ass YELLED that shit. Dabi smacked your ass once more, “cum for daddy doll, show me how fucking good you feel.” He then spread ur ass cheeks out, and slipped his thumb into your tight puckered hole “A-ah Dabi... wtf” you yelled. “You think... fuck... my dick... mm... could fit in here dollface?” He managed to say under his groans. You could tell he was close from the way his dick was twitching inside of you. “F-fuck... I don’t know dabi.” You could feel your orgasm creeping up on you, and you started to clench around him. “Shii.. are you close slut? C’mon cum, cum for daddy..” you came exactly when he told you to while yelling his name. He didn’t stop though, he kept ramming into you even after your orgasm hit, making you shake from the overstimulation. Dabi’s thrusts became erratic, you could tell he was about to cum. “F-Fuck... doll... nngh I’m gonna cum... fuck fuck FUCK.. I’m...cumming...” he gripped ur hips tightly as he came. You felt his hands heat up slightly as he moaned, releasing his thick, creamy cum inside you. Dabi pulled out, but he was still hard. “W-why are you still hard...” you said as you tried to get up. He smacked your ass hard asf “get back down slut, I’m not done with you.” Dabi used his cum from your pussy to lube up your asshole, you whined at the feeling of his fingers violating ur tigh hole. He spread your ass cheeks out and started teasing your hole with the tip of his dick. “W-wait you cant just put your dick in like that-” you felt dabi push the tip in, and you instinctively tried to push it out because of the unfamiliar feeling. “Fuck- dabi that fucking hurts.”

Dabi - “If you don’t relax it’s gonna hurt even more doll..”

Dabi pushed the rest of his member into you ass, and it reached deep inside you. “Fuuckkk... you. Look at you.. my pretty little cum sleeve. You say it hurts but you’re squeezing me so. Damn. Tight. I’m gonna cum again doll..” tears started to stream down your face from the mixture of pain and pleasure you were feeling. “Aw, look at my pretty slut crying, you like this shit don’t you? You like feeling my dick reach deep inside... you’d bend over for that short ass winged bastard again like the fucking whore you are wouldn’t you?” You shook your head no, barely being able to form a coherent sentence. “Fuck doll... your pretty, little, tight ass feels so fucking good.” He groaned, picking up the paste of his thrusts. It still fucking hurt but you liked the balance of the pain mixed in with the pleasure. His thrust became erratic again, he was about to cum for the second time tonight. “Don’t c-cum inside.”

“Huh? If I want to cum in your ass, I’ll come in your ass. Don’t tell me what the fuck to do.”

You felt Dabi’s hot cum fill up your ass, while his deck left your anus. He used his finger to scoop back and cum that dripped out of your holes and put them back inside. He pulled up your panties, and pulled your dress back down then smacked your ass once more “make sure you keep my cum inside you like a good girl? Mmk babe?”

Y/n - “It’s gonna drip down my fucking leg..”

Dabi - “Good.”

When you and dabi walked out the bathroom hawks immediately ran up to you and your boyfriend, taking note of your disheveled dress, teary face, and limp.

Hawks - “y/n what the hell happened? Are you okay?!”

Y/n - “I-I’m okay fr.”

Hawks - “what the fuck did you do to her?”

Dabi - “none of your fucking business Tory Lanez.”

Hawks took note of the white substance dripping down your leg. He put two and two together, and realized what actually just happened in that bathroom.

Hawks - “dude.. your fucking disgusting you know that? y/n deserves better than you.”

Dabi - “oh yea? And you ain’t even 5 feet yet so wassup?”

Dabi started to close the distance between him and hawks, blue flames escaping his hands.

Y/n - “dabi dont-”

Dabi - “nah since his bum ass seems to know everything about our relationship, lemme run his shit up.”

Hawks - “I mean you can fucking try it, fuck I look like losing to a walking piece of beef jerky”

Y/n - “BOTH OF YALL CALM TF DOWN. Hawks don’t come for MY mfing man and Dabi you’re doing way too much let’s just go home okay baby?”

Dabi & hawks - “fine...”

You and dabi reached y’all’s shared apartment, and made way to the bedroom, both of you on the bed.

Dabi - “You shoulda let me beat his ass”

Y/n - “Boyyyy, I wanted to, but I didn’t wanna get my my membership revoked, or the popo pulling up.”

Dabi - “Whatever you shouldn’t have hung out with him, or even let him touch you anyways.”

Y/n - “Awww was my little baby jealous?”

Dabi - “Yes I was fucking jealous. You’re mine.”

Y/n - “As I should be, period”

Dabi - “PeRiOd”

Y/n - “Don’t mock me-”

Dabi - “Hey doll.. you said you’d do anything if we went to that dumb club right?”

Y/n - “Yea... watchu tryna do?”

Dabi - “Stay here doll.”

Dabi left the bedroom and returned with some red rope.

Dabi - “Strip.”

Y/n - “What? Don’t tell me you wanna go again. We fucked twice already and I’m sore as fuck, lets just go to bed.”

Dabi - “I said strip.”

Y/n - “Make me, daddy.”

He grabbed your throat squeezing just enough to make you slightly light headed. “Can you stop acting like a slut for just one second, and do what I fucking say?” He let go of your throat, and you stripped head to toe. “Get back on the bed doll face.” Dabi took your hands above your head and tied them to the headboard. He then took each of your ankles, spread your legs out as far as they could go, and tied each of your feet to the headboard as well. He went into the closet and brought out a vibrating dildo.

Y/n - “so you’re just finna tease me with a dildo that vibrates? Whewww, scary, shiver me timbers...”

Dabi- “patience, baby...by the way the safe word is pumpkin.”

He sat on the bed and brought his face right up next to your pussy. His cum was still leaking out both your holes. He stuck out his tongue and licked your booty hole all the way up to the top of your throbbing clit. “D-dabi-” You whimpered out. “Our juices taste good mixed together doll.” He took the dildo and put the setting on low before slowly sliding it into your cum filled hole. Dabi got up off the bed and started walking towards the door.

Y/n - “Dabi what the fuck? You just finna leave?”

Dabi - “I’ll be back in a few, be patient and wait for daddy, alright?”

—————————30 minutes later————————

you heard the bedroom door creak open, it was dabi and he had a giant box... of sex toys. There was every possible adult toy in there you can imagine. Dildos, vibrators, anal beads, butt plugs, you name it. He put the box on the floor, and sat at th edge of the bed where you where all tied up at. Honestly, at this point you were worn out and tired, ready to pass tf out, but dabi didn’t finish having his fun with you yet.

Y/n - “dabi p-please take it out... I want your dick not this toy...”

Dabi - “did you cum?”

Y/n - “no.. the vibrations were too low..”

Dabi - “good... you’ll only cum when I tell you to, alright?”

Y/n - “and if I don’t?”

Dabi - “You’ll be punished of course.”

Dabi crawled onto the bed and put his crotch level headed with your mouth. He unbuckled and unzipped his pants freeing his cock. There was already Pre-cum leaking from the tip and he smothered it all over your face. “Suck.” He said with a stern voice. You shook your head, “no.” Dabi slapped you across the face, leaving a sharp, stinging, sensation behind. “You’re not in a position to deny me doll.” Honestly, that slap hurt so fucking good. You opened your mouth obediently, as he slipped his cock into your mouth while his hands rested on the headboard. He thrusted into your mouth so roughly and deeply you could feel that shit go up and down your throat, you were gagging all teary eyed. “Fuck yea... you suck my dick so good...” dabi groaned as he threw his back. “Shit, baby... yea keep sucking... ima cum soon..” he thrusted into your mouth a few more times before shooting hot spurts of his cum down ya throat. He pulled out and tucked his cock back into his pants before reaching under the bed and grabbing his pistol. “Since you sucked me off like a good fucking slut, lemme reward you baby.” He said as he teased your wet folds with his gun. “I know yo ass is NOT about to shove a gun up me.” You were scared but lowkey curious as to how it felt “relaaax, I cleaned it before hand, trust me baby. I know how to make you feel good. Don’t you dare cum on it though, you only cum on my cock.” Dabi pushed the head of the gun in your dripping cunt slowly. The cold rigged feeling of the metal felt so fucking good against your tight walls. You let out a moan and tried to arch your back best you could under your restraints. “F-fuck dabi..” you let out a shaky moan. “You like that shit? Fuckkk baby, you’re just swallowing that gun up huh? Does it feel better than my cock? You would take anything up this pretty little pussy wouldn’t you slut?” He started to fuck you with the gun rough and hard. You were about to cum from the gun plus the 30 minutes of low-dildo vibrations you received. You felt your orgasm crashing down on you as you moaned loudly. “You really came from that y/n? I thought I told you not to cum unless on my cock you dirty bitch.” Dabi pulled the gun out of you, covered in your juices and his cum.

Y/n - “what the fuck was I suppose to do? I couldn’t hold that shit it.”

Dabi - “I’ll have to punish you for that doll.”

Dabi untied your hands and feet from the headboard he sat at the edge of the bed and signaled for you to come lay on his lap. “Lay on your stomach doll, ass out.” You did exactly that, he had you on your stomach layed out for him. You felt his hand come down and land a sharp, hard smack on your ass. “Count them”

Dabi - “That was one.”

He landed another smack

Y/n - “t-two”

And another

Y/n - “ah! T-three”

Another

Y/n - “four-”

And one last spank

Y/n - “f-five.”

Dabi - “if you come without my permission one more time it’ll be another five spanks, got it doll?”

Y/n - “yes daddy...”

Dabi - “good girl.”

You sat up and straddled Dabi’s waist, wrapping your legs around him. He reached down into the box and grabbed a vibrating butt plug. Dabi lifted you up and started walking towards the door “where the fuck are we going now?” You asked as he carried you out of the room. “To the bathroom baby, I want you to see how slutty you look when I fuck you.” When you two reached the bathroom he set you down in front of the sink with your back turned to his front. You let your arms rest on the bathroom counter, and bent down for him to have easy access. He pulled out his semi-hard cock and lazily jerked it a few times before rubbing the tip along ur folds. He slid in with one quick thrust, and you moaned loudly. “Shit..No matter how hard I... fuck you... you’re always... so.. fuck haa.. so damn t-tight. Shit.” Your head was buried in your arms as dabi thrusted into you. He grabbed your neck and made you look in the mirror as he railed you senseless. “Fuck doll.. look how pretty you are taking my cock like this. My good fucking girl.” He stuck his fingers in your mouth to lube them up, then brough them down to your asshole. He slid his fingers in and out of your puckered hole to make sure it was wet enough. He grabbed the butt plug and sheathed it into your ass, turning the vibration all the way up. “F-fuck dabi, it’s too m-much, I can’t take it-”

“You can and you will.”

He fuck you so roughly yo could hardly think, let alone make coherent sentences “tell me how fucking good I make you feel. Who’s the only one that has you screaming like this baby.” You really wanted to answer him but all you was able to let out was a slurred “nnn”

“Aww, did I fuck you stupid y/n? Fuck you so good you can’t even talk anymore? My pretty little dumb slut.” His words had you squeezing him tightly, bringing on another orgasm. You felt his dick twitching in you as well. “C’mon y/n cum for me baby, cum on daddy’s dick, I know you have another one in you.” you came at the same time as him. Your tight walls milking his straining cock.

Y/n - “baby...we done? So tired...”

Dabi - “fuck are you talking about? We’re going all night.”

Dabi fucked you over every flat surface in that apartment. The kitchen counter, the living room couch, over tha damn balcony (which was terrify, yo ass almost fell over the ledge), even on the floor.

It was currently 3:29 A.M. in the morning, and you were riding dabi while your hands were handcuffed to your back. He had a glass of whiskey in one hand, and a cigarette in the other. “Yea... bounce in my dick just like that...mm... feels so fucking good.” He finished the rest of his whiskey, and put the glass down on the bedside table so he could rest his hand on your thigh. He grinned and spit in your face as you continued to bounce up and down on his cock. His saliva traveled down to your mouth and you licked that shit tf up. Dabi took his cigarette and put it out on your thigh

Y/n - “H-hurts”

Dabi - “you like it.”

Y/n - “...”

You felt yet another orgasm come up on you, but this time it felt different. Your head felt fuzzy and you body weak. Once you came you vision went blurry and you fainted onto Dabi’s chest.

Dabi - “oh shit.”

—————————————10:30 A.M.————————————

You slowly open to your face being nuzzled in Dabi’s chest

Dabi - “you’re finally awake doll”

Y/n - “what the fuck happened”

Dabi - “you passed out”

Y/n - “how could you fuck someone till they passed ou- ow my entire body fucking hurts, dabi what the fuck?, can you fucking calm down next time?”

Dabi - “you were the one who made me pissed”

Y/n - “boy bye... it wasn’t even that deep.”

Dabi - “not you tried to be on some hot girl summer shit...”

Y/n - “MOVE.”

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