#whatever title

[brookreader]

No, Elaine of Tintagel doesn’t “do things” or “have relevance to the plot” or whatever* but her inclusion is extremely important to me nonetheless

*except, of course, in the few stories where she does

#go girl give us nothing!!!!!! #Arthurian legend #Arthurian legends #Elaine of tintagel #Elaine of garlot #Elaine of Cornwall #whatever title

[hood-ex]

So anyway, since Bruce abandoned his family, are they gonna let Damian go live with Dick in the Tower orrr is DC going to keep being dumb and not take advantage of such a golden opportunity...

#listen i know bruce and damian have a title rn but idc #bruce is like ''take care of the family dick'' #okay you absentee father #all the other kids are adults now so they can do whatever. but damian is still a minor!! he's 14!! #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Damian Wayne

[dead-sp1der]

I was inspired by @temporaltemporary's Bdubs chart and decided to add data of Joel as well

Interesting things to note:

Because the length of episodes were so different not only between Joel and Bdubs but also between their own episodes, I decided to use percentages

Joel does not (afaik) mention Etho in his episode 2 and 5, so I put those percentages at 100%

Both Bdubs and Joel mention Etho within the first minute in both their episode 7

I know Joel is up to episode 11 now, but this is about the difference between the two, so I'm currently only going to use the episodes both of them have released

#the fact Joel has 2 videos in which he does not mention Etho (I think) disqualifies him for the title of number 1 Ethogirl #Bdubs is still uncontested #or whatever idk #ethoslab #bdoubleo #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #boat boys #ethubs

[umblrspectrum]

you'll never guess which movie i finally watched after 2 years of being lazy

#dont you just love it when your artstyle changes like 5 times in the span of a day #i saw emmachen1003 give them the glove type thingys and went “that looks cool. im stealing it” #so uhm. props to them for being awesome and making cool art #anyways that was a fun movie #not gonna say the title here cause i think it messes with searching and i dont wanna do that #that n frame is like the first time i have ever done a decent angle/perspective thing #im so proud of it you don't even know #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #murder drones nori #absolute solver #i guess #or is it absolutesolver #whatever #oh yeah uhmm #murder drones episode 7 #murder drones episode 7 spoilers #murder drones spoilers #its been 2 weeks but im gonna give it another day just to be safe #just realized i fucked up the quote and its pissing me off so edited. go fuck yourself

[possuminnit]

what was that one tweet the writer of the uh most popular/first??? sbi superhero au thing made where they were announcing they were leaving the fandom. does anyone have that

#i keep thinking about it but i cannot fucking remember how its worded #sorryI never read the fic idfk the title of it #tommyinnits sudden death whatever the fuck #possuminnit.thoughts

[amphibianaday]

day 1421

#uh just a heads up if you expand the tags to see all there's. a lot. very long #amphibian #frog #poison dart frog #based on my most popular frog to date (day 651) #inspired by everyone pointing out what they think it looks like #here's a fun secret fact the original guy is actually a phantasmal poison dart frog (Epipedobates tricolor) #(according to the original artists title of the drawing) #not Anthony's poison arrow frog (Epipedobates anthonyi) #i feel too awkward to really point it out though because they look the exact same. i cannot tell if there is a difference #im half convinced the same frog was just discovered and named twice #its very curious btw if you go on the (english) wikipedia page for either species it doesn't mention the other #while hereptiles.info (no idea if this is a trustworthy site) lists both names as common names for the same frog (incorrectly??) #while inaturalist lists them as two different frogs. curiously with tricolor having wayyyyy fewer photos #ok anyway that's my rant i went on a whole journey trying to figure out if these are the same frog or not and i have no answer #i did some more 'research' and i am more confused. some sources seem to imply they are now considered the same species ( e. tricolor) #i think my conclusion is i am willing to agree the drawing looks more like e. anthonyi. it seems like tricolor is generally less vibrant re #and the white is darker and more green? #i feel like thumblr should stop me from typing more in the tags at this point this is a whole essay #at this point i am failry convinced this is specifically the Santa Isabel frog. isthat the real subspecies or morph or whatever #or just the name pet sites are using to sell it?? #i even found some sources (frog selling websites) refering to it as “Epipedobates Anthonyi 'Santa Isabel' Phantasmal Poison Dart Frog” lol #Anyways if you read this far hi. species are confusing. i am not a frog scientist #the first few tags are like an hour old now i just kept trying to figure it out and adding more tags

[jennicatzies]

Hello again tumblr . Drops more Dead Plate notes app doodles

I've successfully gaslit myself into thinking Vince's casual wear sprite had a turtleneck for like 2 days straight. Turns out I was wrong but here we are

The last 4 drawings are inside jokes

#jennicatzies art-chive #dead plate #dead plate game #dead plate fanart #dead plate rody #rody lamoree #dead plate vincent #vincent charbonneau #vincerody #fucking uh whatever their ship title is #I still think rodent is funny #not pictured: a drawing of them making out above the “ damn bitch you live like this? ” doodle #/hj #sorry guys brainrotting

[tenoart]

#my art #tenoart #mcytblr #sos smp #or an au idk #i havent watched sos smp just saw the cowboy title #smajor #scott smajor fanart #smajor fanart #dangthatsalongname fanart #trafficblr #could be a tumble town au too whatever #esmp2 #empiresblr

[macksartblock]

ei8ht.

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads spoilers #dndads quest #oakworthy #normal oak #lincoln li wilson #scary marlowe #hermie the unworthy #taylor swift dndads #unworthy more like unhinged and i think he should keep it up #this took longer than i thought but i was working on it on days i worked so whatever #who came up with the episode title i. want. to. know. #anyway my loser children #my artwork

[themeeplord]

Cherished. Secured. Restrained. Owned.

#I haven't sat down to just draw something simple digitally in a while and today I got the feeling for it so I just went for it :p #so yeah! this is just a simple little thing. enjoy~ #I feel stange not giving my art any kind of name or not writing something with them so have whatever cryptic title those 4 words are pffjdk #neon genesis evangelion #evangelion #eva unit 01 #fanart #art #my art

[ningadudexx]

saving you from yourself 🫧

#sorry for drowning them in this post #they are fine #every drawing i post of them is a cool animated moment i replay in my mind over and over till the drawing is finished #i think wukong has a lot of guilt #in general adaptations of the monkey king seem to always hold this risidual guilt about them #hes always somewhat guilty about his actions #or maybe hes just guilty about being the way he is #maybe projecting a little .. but 'a lifetime of mistakes' is one hell of a title #his ass is eternally guilty !!! #but i think macaque and wukong balance eachother nicely #macaque can help wukong and wukong can help macaque! #in my head this was part of a demon fight scene gone wrong or somethign but it can be whatever i made it ambiguous for fun #i am insane #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #lego #lmk #sun wukong #monkey king #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkey king #lmk macaque #rambles #autism boss wukong #wukongs tears go down because hes made of stone and so his tears defy water or whatever dont think about it too much #shadowpeach #qpr #silly mode

[carmyboobear]

Stress Management (Carmy Berzatto x Reader)

Rating: Explicit, MDNI🔞 (~700 words)

Summary: Carmy comes home from work so stressed he can hardly think. When he gets home, he sees his partner on the couch, and something clicks. He needs them, and it needs to happen now.

Content Tags: oral (v), rough sex, loud sex, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, they/them reader, afab reader

A/N: Had this sitting in my drafts, so I spruced it up a bit. Stressed guy like Carmy needs some SERIOUS relief… enjoy <3

Carmy feels like breaking something.

His ears are ringing, listening to echoes of screams at work that refuse to fade away. His body is tight with tension, and all he can think about is seeing them.

He needs to see them.

He almost slams the door open in a rush to get home. They’re laying on the couch in nothing but a t-shirt and underwear, hair splayed on on the cushions. They perk up when they hear him entering.

“Carmy!” They chirp, smiling like the sun, and upon seeing his face, it grows serious. “Everything ok?”

“Work fucking sucked,” he mutters irritably. He’s walking briskly over. They’re finally right in front of him.

“Do you wanna ta—“ they’re halfway through their sentence before Carmy pulls them into a bruising, wet kiss.

“I want to eat you out, and then fuck you a couple times,” Carmy says lowly when he pulls back. Their kissed lips are parted in surprise. “Then I’ll tell you about today. Is that okay?”

“Yeah, that’s okay,” they agree without hesitation, and he immediately pulls their underwear off.

With two forceful hands, Carmy spreads their legs wide by the inside of their thighs before swooping his head down between them. He wastes no time in bullying their clit with his tongue, using the tip to push it out and into his mouth. He starts sucking their clit immediately, cheeks hollowing at the tightness, and they keen.

Their moans are sweet and sharp like a strong mixed drink, and he’s intoxicated on the noise. He knows how messy he’s being, spit stains already dripping onto the couch cushions, but it doesn’t matter at all.

He sucks their clit in a brutal rhythm so quick that they come quickly, wetting themself on his chin pushed into their cunt. He relishes in the feeling of them covering his face, of their twitching clit between his sucking lips. And because he doesn’t want to bother, he pulls back, shoving his pants and underwear off just enough to get his hard cock out. Without any prep, he lines up and pushes in as they ride out the last couple waves of their orgasm. They make a wounded noise, a guttural moan.

“Carmy—fucking, shit—“ They’re gasping for air, hands scrambling to hold onto him as he starts pounding into them. They’re so wet from their orgasm, but still so deliciously tight.

“Be good and take it, just fucking take it,” Carmy whispers, leaning in close to them, and they whimper helplessly.

He remembers the anger from work, the frustration coursing through his body like lightning, the rage jetting from his ears like steam. He thinks about it every-time he fucks forward, slamming his hips against theirs, every time he thrusts brutally into their tight, stretching pussy.

“You’re coming, aren’t you? Why aren’t you letting me hear it?” Carmy asks. Their palm’s covering their mouth when they come for the first time on his cock, and he pries it off by grabbing their wrist and pinning it. They don’t try to cover their mouth again, instead just moaning so loud the next apartment over is bound to complain. “Fuck, th-that’s good. That’s better. I love, fuck, hearing you like this, always gotta let me hear you, gonna make me come—“

He makes them come one more time on his cock before he finishes inside them. Or maybe it was just an extension, instead just one really long orgasm—he wasn’t quite able to tell. They cry through it, weeping and moaning into the crook of his neck. They’re ruined, undone by the release of his pent up frustration.

He closes his eyes and listens to them cry out as he comes hard in their pussy. Their come dribbles down his shaft and the curve of his tightened balls. It’s so good it almost hurts, the pleasure acute and overwhelming. It’s like breaking a high fever, filling the gauge on a thermometer until it shatters.

“Carm…” Their voice is scratchy from how loudly they were moaning. They’re both coming down, panting in each other’s arms. Their tired arms connect behind his back under his shoulders. “Don’t pull out yet…”

“Mm, okay,” he murmurs, softening cock warmed by their wet pussy. Besides, there’d be a bigger mess if he pulled out. He wraps his arms around them and kisses their sweaty forehead. “You did so good, baby. Took me so well, just what I needed.”

And it’s true. He doesn’t even remember what made him so mad in the first place.

#carmy berzatto #carmen berzatto #the bear #carmy berzatto x reader #carmen berzatto x reader #carmy berzatto x you #carmen berzatto x you #carmy berzatto smut #carmen berzatto smut #my smut #my blurbs #idk if I wanna count this as a fic…. it’s titled but whatever #anyway I’ve been wanting to post this for a while and finally just decided to do it #enjoy!

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Gabriel trying to entertain an iPad baby as his confidence rapidly declines - A Compilation

Not going to transcribe these as its just songs being "sung" if you can call it that.

Anyway.

Chug Jug With You Audio Source

Happy Birthday Audio Source

Under the Sea Audio Source

Chug Jug (again) Audio Source

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #*he pronounces the name wrong cause it was directed @ someone in chat named gabriel #alternative title was 'karaoke with gabriel' but i think its really funny that its just like. kids songs?? these are all months apart too?? #i left the laugh in just cause the timing of chat redeeming 'oh brother this guy stinks' was perfect #uh the weird bg sounds during the birthday part. it was a vineboom..... i tried my best to get rid of it lol #aka the 'when tf am i ever going to have need for these clips. whatever ill just upload em all at once' compilation #that is like. half of the clips i have. im like. when do i even post this. what do i call this #if i had the time to make dumb pics like i did that one time it'd be a lot easier to just force context onto the clips lol

[kenzie1alizabeth]

I hope that stupid fucking dragon sneezes and burns himself alive. I hate that bitch.

#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #the stupid dragon from merlin #dragon #the great dragon #or whatever his title is

[stereax]

#this list is incomplete; you can help by adding missing items #<- is the “official” title of. whatever this is #working title “stereax has had enough of this bitch” #webweaving. or something #honestly the last three pictures would work well as a standalone #I'll post them as a standalone #matt rempe #new york rangers #ny rangers

[kingofthering]

endless list of random motogp things - marc marquez + preening when under the attention of older men

#motogp #marc marquez #valentino rossi #andrea dovizioso #joaquin sanchez #my gifs #* #motogpthings #493 #4693 #the gifs are disappointing and I don't even know if that caption is english but whatever I'm tired bye #alternative title : marc being very babygirl #100 #200