#where the plugs at?

[buggachat]

Part 131 of my bakery “enemies” au!

fun fact! I was going to add another panel to the beginning of this part, but my computer kept crashing. so um. pretend something like this is there:

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Kofi

#ml #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #marinette dupain-cheng #nino lahiffe #alya cesaire #djwifi #my art #bakery enemies au #im gonna go a day or two without plugging in my tablet to try to see if it's the culprit of the crashes. i dunno #for the record: you can still expect daily uploads. the next ~5 parts are complete as a buffer #and my comic is completely backed up so whatever #but idk why my computer (that literally just got out of an intensive repair where literally every part of it was replaced) is being bitch<3

[spidernuggets]

Jason Todd is the kind of loser boyfriend who would think that a guy who blasts a boombox or play a guitar while singing a love song outside their s/o's bedroom window is the cringiest, cliche thing ever, BUT, if he hears you say, even as a joke, that that is something that you want to happen, be sure to expect him standing outside your window with his electric guitar (that he canonically plays) singing to Taylor Swift or something

#jason todd #jason todd x reader #red hood #jason todd is my life #titans jason todd #jason todd is such a loser #oh my fucking days i love jason todd #idk where he plugs in his guitar tho

[yugiohz]

the sillies

#sorry for cracking a joke I wanted to lighten the mood <- he needs to die #bnha #todoroki touya #dabi #takami keigo #hawks #sketches #finally fucked around and found out which colors I like for hawks world peaceeeee #i always draw him with a huge grin I just know his mouth is sooooo wide #he’s :DDDDDD #au where dabi is hawks Plug and that’s his least fav customer but he pays way too much for his low quality weed so he’ll stay silent

[pcktknife]

I am simultaneously the luckiest and unluckiest fucker ever I can't believe this

#stupid fuckass house!!!!!!!! (<- leak in my room only. specifically over the good outlet where my tv and everything is) #i had to swap my tv with my computer desk which messes with my drawing situation cause now THOSE cords have to b moved #and my tv/switch/ps4/whatever cords probably dont even reach the outlet i was using in that area #and theres only FOUR OUTLETS IN THIS ROOM. #in the most inconvenient places ever and theres too many doors and i hate the street we're on and #i hate the east coast i hate these old ass houses i hate this stupid weather i miss my cali bedroom #okay whatever im gonna go fuck w these plugs see if i cant figure something out #not even that mad its just annoying #kae.txt

[uncanny-tranny]

Quick fiber arts tip: if you're knitting or crocheting or anything, get a book light. I've got one set up right behind me when I crochet, and it's so bright in a way that my lamp never is. It's made crocheting on darker yarns much easier, and I find that it strains my eyes less because I don't have to focus so hard on what I'm doing because I can actually see what I'm doing.

#art #fiber art #crochet #knitting #i got my book light from barnes and noble ngl and i love it so much #i would recommend a book light like mine where you can use either a battery power source or a plug-in power souce so that you have options #i just clipped mine behind me where my bedframe has a divet and it's really secure #i know this might seem like a common sense thing but i didn't really think about it until i tried it out for myself #and i personally prefer white or cool light versus warm light like my lamp so that's a bonus #these type of book lights can be expensive but i think it's well-worth the price (mine was about $25USD i think?)

[zellk]

Forgot to share here.... old doodles of when I finally came around to finding a design I like for Qalaari's mom !!

#it's so fucking funny to me that i inadvertently gave her a variant of the “mom about to die” haircut because... well... #surprise... she did die when Qalaa was young (12) :'^) #Qalaa (now between 20 and 22) still hasn't gotten over it #her mom had really weak health and really shouldn't have had a child but she made her choice #it turned out to be not the best one for her health LMAO #who wouldve thunk #but hey she wanted it and i'm pretty sure she doesn't regret it #but well... Qalaa does feel like she was a participant in her mom's death #(the other participant being her biological father who ran away before she was born and shattered aamira's heart) #ANYWAYS #i love qalaa's messed up familly #it's like a regular messed up story where actually no one (and everyone) is to blame (except Qalaa lmao she asked for NOTHING) #Aaamira gave so so much love to her child ;;;;;; this built the unbreakable core of Qalaa's kindness #aamira #aamira croquelune #aamira molandine #croquelune #still thinking about making that potentiel small DnD 'lore addon' of Qalaa's village that you can take and plug in your very own campaign #as long as you have 'far from civilization' woods or mountains you can put them in there #a village that welcomes the 'monsters' and the cast out #(like aamira) #look at me rambling in the tags lmao i just love qalaari (& her background) so much #last thing tho : you have to understand that Aamira is small and very slight and Qalaari was a HUGE baby and is a really big girl overall

[mail-me-a-snail]

i want netrunners who look physically SICK and FUCKED UP. i want netrunners who spend hours plugged into the net and forget to eat/exist as a human being and have trouble regulating their own body temperatures without the netrunning jumpsuit and i want that to be EVIDENT.

i want cyberpunk to be GROTESQUE!!!!! NO MORE CLEANLINESS!!!! NO MORE SCRUBBED CLEAN AGONIES!!!!!!!!!!

#cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #no cause i think about it so often right #like where are the uber fucked up netrunners #corpo netrunners who run themselves into the ground being plugged in for so long #like everything is too Sleek. everything is a little too Cyber #and not so much Punk #i want the GRIME #i want netrunners forgetting how to WALK #I WANT AGONY!!!! #my post

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

“Don’t become so open-minded your brain falls out” applies to conspiracy theories, too.

#- HK #i swear if I have to read another comment from a holocaust denier— #’Concentration camps were invented by Americans’ then who killed Anne Frank and where? #who murdered Bonhoeffer? #how did Corrie ten Boom’s sister die? #where did all the Jews go? #I guess the Americans are using a custom febreze plug-in to make Buchenwald smell like burnt and rotting flesh to this day #it should be a requirement for these idiots to visit a concentration camp before commenting online #mobile #x #respublica #history #WWII

[iteveit]

This girly and her everlasting love in the form of cherishing her memories and mourning for her loved ones for as long as she lives, she will be the death of me

#frieren #sousou no frieren #frieren: beyond journey's end #ive lost quite a lot since 2020 and this anime put shit into words for me where I couldnt #the usual plug -> #if you like my stuff please consider commissioning me or following my twitch channel ;w; #I have the full size of this listed on my ko-fi for 3 euros if anyone would like this as a desktop image

[owlsie-hoot]

Comfort and support // hands // Siegfried & Audrey (poem)

#probably silly to include the plug because it's only a tiny touch of their fingers but it is symbolic OKAY? #Siegfried Farnon #Audrey Hall #Siegfried x Audrey #ACGAS 2020 #All Creatures Great and Small #ACGAS #more handholds in series 5 please?!?! #all of them are pretty meaningful already #especially the one where she actually calls him Siegfried #these two will be the death of me

[oliviartist]

I know we joke about church’s being put inside of convince stores and what not but I’m genuinely curious how common it is

#christian humor #christianity #christblr #chrumblr #✝️umblr #christian memes #Church #Also if anyone is wondering yes my church used to be a warehouse for a shady company that was shutdown #Now that I think about it that’s probably why the building was so cheap #Also there was a completely secret room that was walled off for some reason #All it had as a tv and a Wii U plugged into the wall #Now it’s where the middle schoolers are now #the more you know

[uncanny-tranny]

If you mess with somebody's mobility/life-preserving aid and all you got was yelled at by the disabled person in question, just know you got off easy. Fucking with somebody's aid can easily become a matter of life-or-death, so you have to understand why somebody would "lash out" about that.

#disability #ableism #ableism tw #reminder that fucking with somebody's aid can easily be classified under physical assault (which is what it is) #still fuming about the time my dad talked about how other people would fuck with his CPAP machine since it *has* to be plugged in an outlet #like. do you understand that not having a CPAP machine can easily either severely negatively affect somebody or kill them.. #like why would the thought even cross your mind to risk somebody's life or wellbeing like that #but like. it just kind of reminds me that people can be really thoughtless about what they do and cause and effect #like at this point it's self-defense in my eyes and if you're yelled at i don't have sympathy #i will understand if you thought you were being nice but that's where my understanding ends #this is why i like when people have huge patches/stickers on their aids that are like 'DO NOT TOUCH ME' or 'I WILL BITE IF YOU TOUCH ME' #just as examples. but like. yes you shouldn't need to put that there in the first place but it is iconic #it is in-your-face and direct and it reminds everybody around you that it is up to *them* to treat *you* as an equal to abled people #it is bleak though and i hate that people have the need to put them there in the first place #if i ever needed to use more visible or 'obtrusive' aids then i'd absolutely do the same thing though

[bougiebutchbitch]

I have. no words

#house md #gregory house #where is my b-plot where house wears a $400 butt plug #I am asking #for a friend #that friend's name is acerbicangryeel <3

[hyunpic]

#🧼 #HE SAID WORK HARD PLAY HARD #ahHhhhhhh just keep recharging.. it’s what u deserve ☹️😞😭 #he’s been working so hard for so long so he deserves all the rest #i wish i could invent a machine that i could plug in to him like a charger #where he could get charged and feel like a vacation.. #even at times he can’t take time off like this ;__;

[werdyle]

i can’t stop. expect more soon

#twst #twisted wonderland #idia shroud #floyd leech #octavinelle #floyrid #leona kingscholar #twst shitpost #transmasc epel realness #tell me that ignihyde isn’t where all the plugs are and you’re lying

[theragethatisdesire]

CONGRATS ON THE 1000 FOLLOWERS!! YOU DESERVE IT A LOT!!

could i request plug!eren with 13?

thank you so much!! have a very nice day/night!!

HIIII angel thank you so much!!! you may absolutely request plug!eren with 13 i love him

i think the prompt works very well with fluff, but honestly, i came up with something smutty and funny so i'm going to go with that

nsfw below the cut <3

"Eren? You home?" You drop your keys unceremoniously on the counter, looking eagerly around for your boyfriend.

You've been gone for the last week to a literary conference in a city three hours away, too long to commute every morning so you ended up with a hotel room. Six days for most couples isn't too long, but for you and Eren? You don't think you've gone twenty-four hours without him inside of you since you became official.

"Baby? That you?" Eren appears around the corner, bare-chested and low-hanging sweatpants hugging his hips.

You don't think you'll ever get used to how gorgeous he is, tall, dark, and mean-looking, but with the sweetest heart you've ever had the privilege of knowing. A slow grin spreads across your face that mirrors the one he's sporting, and you leap into his arms without a second thought.

"Missed you so much," Eren smiles into the wet kiss you plant on him.

"Missed you more," you giggle against his lips, wrapping your legs around his waist, "thought about you every day."

"I could tell," Eren hums, a little groan escaping him as you kiss down his neck, "all those nasty texts you were sending me?"

"Hey," you pout, pulling back to face him as he carries you over to the couch, "you sent them right back."

"Of course I did," Eren concedes, mouthing at the sensitive spot below your ear, "couldn't stop thinking about the day you'd get back and I could taste that sweet little pussy again."

A broken whimper slips past your lips, and you grind down into his lap, realizing just how needy you've been for him over the last week. The sexting was hardly more than a tease of the real thing; Eren's more than just "good" in bed, he's a menace, never stopping until you're practically shoving and kicking him off you. Then again, sometimes even that doesn't work.

You rock your hips steadily against his clothed, already-hard cock, moaning far too easily as he holds you to him, kissing you with so much force you swear your lips may already be bruising.

"Feels so fucking good," Eren growls against your mouth, "take what you want, baby, I'm all yours."

"Eren," you sigh, rolling your hips faster, "missed you so much."

Hardly two minutes have ticked by, Eren's hands pawing at your body, you panting into his mouth desperately, before he grabs your hips hard and stills you, a broken moan leaking out into your mouth.

"Fuck," Eren looks down at his crotch, face turning a deep shade of red. You follow his gaze to find a wet patch on his sweatpants, and your eyes flick back up to him, jaw slightly ajar in shock.

"You came?" You can't help but giggle at him, at how flustered he gets.

"Of course I came, it's you and it's been a fucking week," Eren chuckles despite his embarrassment, nipping at your jaw, "I'm sorry, baby, I couldn't help it. Just missed you so much."

"That's not very gentlemanly of you," you chastise him, an airy laugh leaving your lips as Eren smacks your ass.

"Don't tease me," he says, grinning, "I've got a mouth and two fingers with your name on them. You'll get yours, don't you worry."

#it's a little on the short side but i couldn't resist #sweet baby eren just missed you so much he couldn't help it!!! #i love him #plus plug!eren is so hard to do with these prompts without hinting at where the story's going #so i hope this will satisfy for now #thanks for participating bestie ily! #ragehits1000 #eren jaeger x reader #much ado universe