Gojo: I’m asking permission to date Y/N.
Yuji: What is this, the dark ages?
Yuji: You know what, since you’ve asked, no you can’t.
Yuji: Beat me in a duel first.
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Jonathan Sims vs Cecil Palmer vs Forrest Nash
fist fight.
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choso and toji fight for the no. 1 pussy eater spot in jjk
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alhaitham: i’m resigning as acting grand sage you can’t stop me this time
cyno: that’s fine but just so you know i found this citation error you made in an assignment 14 years ago that i can legally detain you for 6 months over
alhaitham: ….fine i’ll stay for 2 more months
cyno: better make it 4
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Infinite, never ending, collapsing in on itself
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Stroll should work on Canadian sponsorships. "Interact E-Transfer Aston Martin F1 Team" rolls off so nicely, eh?
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People are having trouble comprehending what they read.
I don't even mean long essays or research papers. I just saw a poll on twitter saying that Oikawa is the best villain, and????
To call Oikawa a villain means that you haven't understood Haikyuu at all. He was never a villain, he was just an athlete. He had natural talent, but he was forced to see people younger than him achieve more. He faced a wall, and he overcame that wall. He worked God damn it. He worked hard as hell in situations where others would have given up. Oikawa was an amazing, amazing character, and even though he's not my favorite, I will not take this slander.
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Who wins when the trainer, who is a champion wrestler, is challenged by his client, a national bodybuilder, to a friendly wrestling match? B
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