#winner crack

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you all for voting in the poll to decide who was going to be the leader of the band! It turned out to be such a close race!

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #madam lan #A-qing #Band AU #(Reminder that Madam Lan's design inspiration goes to Qourmet!) #Madam Lan may have been the winner per vote count but there were so many strong advocates for A-Qing! #I played around with a few versions of what the 'poll winner' art was going to be and ultimately decided I wanted them both. #As any good theater love knows though - The battle for leadership was a ruse. They *all* get a chance to be featured. #Cooperation was the real end goal! However I do think these two have the best frontman energy of the group. #Or at least 'crowd favourite' energy. I also really loved hearing what people thought their vocal styles would be like! #This was probably one of my favourite polls to do and I love drawing these characters a lot B*) #I'd love to spend a bit more time in this AU so count on me bringing it back. #One thing I keep feeling like I need to redeem myself on is Madam Lan's Translucent skirt. I have *not* done the concept justice yet. #It is such a crack-platonic ship but I want to think Madam Lan and A-Qing would enjoy each other's company. #Possibly also with JYL as well. They can be like mutually beneficial therapy dogs to each other. #Madam Lan never got to see her kids grow up into teenagers after all. She only had sons. Never daughters. #Even if she saw her kids once a month we do know she treated them with so much love and kindness. #She would bite the shit out of YZY for yelling at JYL. What a sight to see. A-Qing would also start biting (for fun).

[chrollohearttags]

***reverb spoilers (ish)*** and some more crack cause I need it today

influencer (y/n) definitely forgets that you’re rich sometimes and is still stuck in the ways that you were raised on in a single parent household. For example, you’ll spend two bands on your new hairstyle or shoes but it’ll be a cold day in hell before you spend more than $3 on a box of cereal and boyyyy, does it grind Eren’s gears. “Princess, I understand not spending unnecessary money but why the fuck I gotta eat these? Fruit Rings, seriously? That’s not even a damn toucan on the box. That’s a crow. A crow, (y/n)! That can’t be good for anybody.” “It tastes the same, Eren. My granny used to buy these for me all the time and I’m fine.” “What you are is cheap.” And he’s so confused because he could’ve sworn his black card has a $700 Sephora charge from yesterday so why he has to eat like he’s on commissary, he doesn’t know. But he doesn’t bother to argue because it’s pointless. Or, when it’s Saturday morning and he’s finally getting some much needed rest, only to hear Fantasia and Mary J. Blige playing downstairs, loud as hell. And you, in shorts, big t-shirt and a bandana tied around your hair..mopping and humming like someone’s divorced mama of three. “(Y/N), it’s ten am, why are you up cleaning like you’re in goddamned bootcamp? That’s what we have housekeepers for..” But he has no idea the can of worms he just opened!.. “Right. And you have two perfectly good legs and arms, meaning your ass could’ve been up helping me a hour ago. You know what you are, Eren? Spoiled. When’s the last time you picked up a broom? Hmm? Do you even know how to iron your own clothes? A lil’ cleaning and life skills ain’t gone kill you.” Then you go on to tell him how you’d help your granny clean the house every Saturday and it helped you become a hard working woman. Which now that you’ve guilt tripped him, this multi-millionaire recording artist is in the living room, singing Free Yourself with tears in his eyes as he dusts the tables and TV stand. And every weekend, just like you and every other child that looked like you had to experience, he gets the same trauma! Rolling around in his silk linen sheets, kicking his feet and crying because he can hear Keith Sweat playing from the flatscreen.

#idk where this thought came from #I just thought about this Grammy winner having to dust his own awards off bc his wife said he was lazy #aot x black reader #cherry’s drabbles 🍒 #black fem reader #musician x influencer au #eren x black fem!reader #musician eren #cause the girls that get it #get it #black reader #eren jaeger imagines #eren jaeger headcanons #attack on titan eren #eren x black fem reader #aot crack #aot fluff #black fanfiction #eren au #eren yeager x reader #eren imagines #aot au #eren jaeger x black reader #eren drabble #aot drabbles #crack drabble #crack post #crack fic #influencer y/n #that’s a real bitch idk

[sillylotrpolls]

Yes, these are your only choices.

Yes, these are all pairings with multiple fics on Archive of Our Own in the Lord of the Rings - All Media Types category.

Yes, I did deliberately exclude incest ships. You're welcome.

#lotr #lord of the rings #poll #polls #shipping #woke up and chose violence #I have some guesses as to the winner(s) #but my audience and ao3's audience are not entirely the same #'Gloin's canonical wife' will never fail to crack me up #I don't know why #it's just so perfectly absurd and earnest at the same time #also seriously debating doing one of these just for Legolas #he's in SO MANY fun ships #depending on your definition of 'fun'

[helloliriels]

Thrilled to finally share the finished cover art for @raina-at's brilliant sci-fi fic:

⚙️ SPARE PARTS 🔧🔩

Two years ago, Sherlock Holmes jumped off the roof of New London Hospital. Two months ago, he walked into John's clinic as if no time had passed at all ... John hasn't seen him since. (Post-TRF, Sci-Fi, on Titan)

If you haven't read it yet, or need a post-TRF fix, check it out!!! I absolutely adore everything Raina_at writes! It was an honor to cover this one (and again, apologies for the insane delay on posting this one!!! Think I finally got it!!!) What a long, strange year it's been! xoxo - Liri

Art of winners choice for submitting the top entry in the '2022 Year of the Crack Fic' writing challenge! ❤️‍🔥 (had a blast reading all 3!)

@johnlocky @chinike @rhasima @fluffbyday-smutbynight @totallysilvergirl @chriscalledmesweetie @sarahthecoat @inevitably-johnlocked @pocketwatchofmycroft @safedistancefrombeingsmart @topsyturvy-turtely @keirgreeneyes @myriath @mutedsilence @meetinginsamarra @bluebellofbakerstreet @loki-lock @the-nerdy-autist @sgam76 @janetm74 @a-victorian-girl @gregorovitchworld @whatnext2020 @missdeliadili @escaroles @lisbeth-kk @gaylilsherlock @impalaparkedat221b @aquilea-of-the-lonely-mountain @deelaundry @13monkton @sabsi221b @arwamachine @jamesphillimoresumbrella @dontfuckmylifewtf @kettykika78 @khorazir @youcouldcallmegus @7-percent @arabbitjohn @iwlyanmw @masterofhounds @john-smiths-jawline @kittenmadnessandtea @peanitbear @peageetibbs @solarmama @anyway-kindness @glows-n-the-dark

#spare parts #raina-at #helloliriels #liriels art #2022 year of the crack fic #prize winner

[iamnmbr3]

Bellatrix: The Dark Lord is a descendent of Salazar Slytherin himself. He's a Parselmouth! He has a giant snake called Nagini and-

Sirius: Can we change the topic?

Walburga: How can he be a descendent of Slytherin? We went to school together. He came from a Muggle orphanage.

Regulus: He's Halfblood.

Sirius: Great. Can we please talk about something else now? Anything at all.

Alphard: Huh. So I'm not a blood traitor. Guess I won’t be burned off the family tapestry after all.

Sirius: ... O_O :O

Sirius: I changed my mind. Let’s go back to talking about the stupid snake.

#crack #Tom riddle/Alphard Black #Tom Riddle #Alphard Black #Sirius Black #Walburga Black #bellatrix lestrange #humor #Harry Potter #alphard black/tom riddle #And due to peer pressure I will also tag dreadful ship name lol winner #Alphalord

[sasanka-27]

When your son ask if he can put temporary tattoo on you, as a dad, you gotta say yes. 🦄💪✨

(Inspired by this post)

#spn fanart #spn #dean winchester #kinda #destiel #cas is in the back plus the pfp hehehe #my art #sasanka27 art #deancas #destiel fanart #spn art #supernatural #unicorn because i had mug with one when i drew this #spn meme #spn crack #supernatural fanart #i checked and jack was six this year so it fits heheheh #art #art poll winner

[honeybard]

I do love the visual of Andhera having a series of very sweet moments with himself and the hedges, insisting that 'it's not about who is the fastest, it's about who deserves it the most 😌' - cut to everybody else sprinting at full tilt because it is, in fact, very much about who is the fastest

(And then they won anyway)

#it cracked me up how every time he said this aabria was like 'i love that so much... but also i CANNOT pick a winner You Have To Race' #a court of fey and flowers #dimension 20 #acofaf #andhera

[science-lings]

#I’m sorry this is pure crack #I think we should admire male presenting chests more #I would laugh if this didn’t show up in the tags #I’ll draw the winner I promise #linked universe #andromedas lu poll hell

[3416]

Lol I love how ppl think the Leafs are losing because the big guys don't care enough. It's definitely not the defense and goaltending issues, it's clearly 16/34/88 throwing a tantrum because keefe is a big old meanie who won't let them sit next to each other on the bench or something...

real fjlksdjfkldsjfklds. you're a loser in this sport until you're not and instead of looking at realistically why that is and acknowledging that luck plays a bit of a role one way or another... you're just scum and don't try as hard as anyone else. like ???? how easily we're forgetting the beginning of the season when our problem was actually the opposite of what it is rn... we didn't show up on time and then "willed" ourselves back into games by scoring in bunches and going to ot. it's really not as simple as wanting it or not wanting it, and thinking those guys don't go out every night and actively try to win the game is fucking silly.

#easks #theyre more competitive than we can even comprehend... u do not get that far without that drive... what is hard to understnaflkdsa #some days their fucking body might not have it.... some days smth off ice might be distracting them... theyre people bro #it cracks me up to see the nate mac vs am34 discourse bc like #nate now gets to be known as a Real Winner bc . His team won the cup but ppl will individually attribute that to him #like girl he didnt even win the conn fucking smythe.. that was not all him what are u saying #takes so much luck and team work to get the stanley cup too but. Cant acknowledge that #also dont u dare talk abt how he didnt win it in his first 8 years. #god forbid auston matthews take longer than this many playoff runs to try to do it lol

[jilyawards]

Favorite Humor: We Have Buried the Putrid Corpse of Liberty by @mabeltothknows

Modern Muggle AU. A certain redhead drunkenly signs up for a reality show called Married at First Sight, in which complete strangers are paired by professional matchmakers and get legally married for eight weeks. They first meet each other at the altar, then have their lives taped for two months while they navigate their burgeoning relationship. There are forced activities in the spirit of Growth and Development, and at the end, they very dramatically reveal whether or not they want to stay married, or get divorced.

#jily awards 2022 #jilyawards2022 winner #favorite humor/crack

[welllllllllllllllllll]

oh my god we ALL felt when jude said adidas what did you put in these predators boots because wtf has happened to trent since he put them on . MY MANNNNN my maaaannnnnnnnn

#trent alexander arnold #this winner is hitting like crack #ynwa bitch #taa #lfc #lfc lb #im in love your honour

[dufrau]

There was a line in the TLOU AU where Nancy says like “I'm serious about the electricity.” meaning the specifical availability of electricity to a certain house, but while i was writing it google docs kept trying to correct it to “I’m serious about electricity.” which, like, was still true! but it was very funny to me and i kept imagining like an ad campaign for a local electrician featuring Regional Emmy Award Winner Nancy Wheeler saying “I’m SERIOUS about ELECTRICITY.”

#ronance #i dont know why this just cracked me up over and over while i was writing/editing #it really wanted me to change that line! #regional emmy award winner nancy wheeler #ronance tlou bill & frank au #a little bit of meta lore for your enjoyment

[iamnmbr3]

Tom: So I was thinking, what if I quit my job at Borgin and Burkes, go see Albania for a bit, and then come back and terrorize all of Britain?

Alphard: Tom, it is 2 o'clock in the morning.

Tom: And I've been waiting for a chance to use this great anagram I came up with.

Alphard: Tom, it is still 2 o'clock in the morning so unless you've found a way to cheat death I suggest you go to sleep before I--

Tom: Funny you should say that.

Alphard: Why is this my life?

#Tom: Alphie what do you know about Horcruxes. Alphard: Why do I feel like my answer is about to become 'more than I ever wanted to' ? #Tom Riddle/Alphard Black #Alphard Black #Tom Riddle #crack #humor #Harry Potter #alphard black/tom riddle #and due to peer pressure i shall tag the gloriously dreadful winner of the shipname poll: #Alphalord

[kingjullian-3]

Incorrect quotes with the life SMP winners cause i was bored and had too much free time. if you have any quotes you would like to add let me know and i’ll add it next chapter with credit to you <3

#grian #scott smajor #pearlescentmoon #martyn inthelittlewood #goodtimeswithscar #incorrect quotes #the winners make be so crazy #rah rah rah rah #fanfic #crack fic

[supremestarscream]

Okay, so basically, Robot Satan gave birth to a race of Cybertronian Pokémon, and the Decepticons and Autobots then immediately started murdering each other over the right to be the very best, like no one ever was.

This stupid conflict then continued for 10 million years.

#「 crack. 」 #there are no winners in the unicron trilogy verse #they murdered each other over pikachus #it was like the opposite of pokemon GO

[girlwiththegreenhat]

seeing that someone I follow was also at anime Midwest makes me wonder if we passed at some point at the con? how many people I follow on Tumblr have I passed in person but didn't know? If you were win cosplay I may have even taken a picture with you? Small world huh?

small world! :V i was not in the cosplay contest as a cosplayer, but my brother was and you can spot him from a mile away (HE WAS IN THE CONTEST AND WON BEST PROP AND I WILL CONTINUE TO SHOVE IT IN EVERYONES FACE HEEHEE)

(... if you saw a scrungy looking lilith clawthorne guiding him around like a blind puppy because he can't see for Shit with this thing on, dat me :3)

#liz blogs #anime midwest #amw #cosplay #armor #WE BUILT THIS TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT ITS VERY COOL #i painted a lot and made some of the accents hhjsdjfhsdf i am good at weaving and braiding barbed wire And Paint #we were on stage together so Anybody who stuck around for the winners portion definitely saw me #i look so unimpressive and awkward by comparison lmfao and it was so loud i couldn't hear shit so i'm just bumbling around like a fool #he said he wanted me with him on stage both as a guide and bc i helped so much #this was mostly unpainted 1am the night before the con and he said if it weren't for me it wouldn't have gotten done #i paint Fast #he did not. sleep. he was up All night finishing it then he slept 40 minutes in the car and Conventioned all day #he made my cosplay too though but he made it before anime central a few months ago #dudes dedicated. he deserves it #he literally added all that fur. friday night. in the hotel room. after wearing it all day. no sleep. dudes cracked hes insane hes batshit #the blade glows orange through the cracks but the battery died after his performance </3 #i did not need to spend this entire post yelling about my brothers cool costume but i did actually because it IS very cool #giant glaive! a gun on his back you can't see here! the knife in his pocket! three fucking props he is NUTS #... i forgot i also mostly painted the other two props <3 that was me also #i can't foamsmith for shit but by god can i paint #.................................................. anyway! yeah maybe we saw each other 👁👁