#wtf John

[foryouwereinmysong]

#i never noticed before #wtf john #john lennon #paul mccartney #the beatles #mclennon

[autism-swagger]

MANDY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SHOES

#WTF JOHN

[blackoutbruh]

oh no cringe

#dirkjohn #johndirk #dirk strider #john egbert #homestuck #wtf why D: #im so CRINGEEEEEE

[z0mbgender]

Thinking about the ending for saw x had Amanda and John opening a door and stepping out into the light VS every other movie ending with a door being closed and being left in darkness

#makes you think about how they view their work #my keyboard just disappeared somehow #they are trying to silence me #luckily I have my phone keyboard layout memorized LOSERS #WTF #saw #sawposting #Amanda young #John Kramer #saw x

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc idea 36

John summons the ghost king Danny. Needs helps makes a deal offering his soul. Danny being the troll he is accepts. He would of helped regardless of the deal. Instead of johns soul. He steals johns shoe. Just rips the sole out of the shoe and vanishes.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #ghost king danny #john constantine #Danny gets to troll the soul seller #i imagine John is just like bloody hell #or some form of wtf #the confusion would be cool #nobody can convince me Danny would not do this #my dude loves a hood prank #and what better then to mess with John #ohhh maybe another time #Danny says sure again #John expected to loose his sole again #but nope #Danny wants the fish sole

[bleuu-moon]

Ur kidding

#biting my fist so hard bro #he looks so good wtf #barry sloane #captain john price

[robinthisbank]

It’s so weird to me when people headcanon traits that would obviously go to Soap for Ghost just to make Soap look incompetent. Like no Soap’s not bad at math and mechanics he is the demolitions expert those are things he’s a literal professional in

#this bugs me on an indescribable level #wtf do you mean Soap can’t repair a car? #call of duty mw2 #john soap mactavish #call of duty #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #john mactavish #soap cod #soapghost #call of duty mw3

[panmostuck]

some homestuck sketches at varying levels of messiness. horseleather ranger design is originally by aoalmostdaily on twitter!

#homestuck #meenah peixes #alpha kids #beta kids #jane crocker #jake english #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #john egbert #rose lalonde #dave strider #jade harley #kanaya maryam #rosemary #fanart #tried not to think too hard about their hairstyles while drawing my headcanons #but i'll try to nail down how i wanna stylize them soon #here are some testimonials for the way i draw the kids: #‘‘john more attractive to me than jake... ’’ - my boyfriend #‘​‘this is going to sound so insane but i recognized dave's face from him in the comic. wtf’’ - my friend who got me into homestuck #500+

[thesmollestsnek]

Death echoes

So a while ago, i found this dp x dc post that had a really interesting lore headcanon for Danny’s ghostly wail. Idk if I’ll be able to find it again, I’ll link it here if I do, but essentially it posited that every ghost has something called a “death echo”, which is an ability unique to them based heavily on their deaths. These echoes are the most powerful move in a ghost’s moveset, but they’re also extremely volatile and draining, typically damaging the ghost in some way when used, with Danny’s being his Wail because he died screaming. The original post then went on to some really cool halfa!Jason ideas based on these death echoes, but for this lil snippet with an extremely long intro I’d like to focus on Danny a bit more.

Edit: Apparently I may have extrapolated a lot of the actual lore behind these death echos myself? The inspiration post was a lot longer in my memories. Or I might've mushed multiple posts into one mental box and then forgot lol. So a lot of the actual detail from this point on is seemingly mostly original material? I think? Idk man, sometimes my brain spits out information without giving me any clues as to where it got that information. Anyway, this post got kinda long and since I'm... decently sure this is where I shifted from summarizing @ailithnight's post to writing all my own thoughts I figured here would be a good place to throw the cut lol.

So! with all of the context-for-the-context out of the way, let’s move on to the actual context for what I’m writing cause I can’t be bothered with writing an intro XD

Essentially, this is an au where Danny is an established member of the Justice League, or maybe one of the teen hero teams? I’m a slut for eternal teenager Danny, but maybe he’s enough of a powerhouse to be on the main team despite him both looking and acting like the dumbass fourteen year old he died as. Either way, he’s on a League/League-sanctioned mission and things go bad. Like, everyone-almost-dies bad. And so as a final desperation attack, Danny uses his Wail, a power he’s never told anyone on the league he even has. And it works, and they make it out, but after the fact everyone has. Questions. And because in this au death echoes are deeply personal, Danny dodges those questions, but the league coughbatmancough isn’t satisfied with that. So they push for answers. Answers Danny’s not willing to give, because. In my mind death echoes aren’t just based on how a person died, but also their experience of that death. What their last thoughts were. When Danny died the only thing that he could process beyond just an all-encompassing painpainpainpainpain was the sound of someone screaming. His screaming. And so his death echo is the sound of a fourteen year old child screaming in deathly pain and terror weaponized, which definitely gave the league Even More Questions than they would’ve had already. Which finally brings us to the actual snippet, which is a conversation between John Constantine, who was brought in for his experience with the supernatural once it became clear Danny wasn’t going to talk, and Danny himself. 

~~~~~~~

“So, kid. Batsy tells me you’ve been hiding some of your abilities, wanna tell me what's up with that? Call it an occultist's intuition, but somethin’ tells me you’re not just being stubborn for the hell of it.”

“It’s... complicated. And not anyone’s business, either!”

“Kid...”

“Why does it even matter?! It’s not something I want to or am even able to do on a regular basis! I saved the mission, can’t they just accept that and move on???”

Sighing, Constantine reached up to start massaging his brow. “Kid, you and I both know that ain’t gonna be enough. Now I know that some things are better left alone, but the rest of these idiots? They can’t accept that, Batsy especially. That man’s never left bloody well enough alone in his life”

He looked up just in time to see the otherworldly teen shrink into himself, looking every bit the child he was. “I know but... why? Why do they need to keep asking questions? And why do they only ask the ones that hurt to answer?”

A sharp glance. “The fuck kinda questions are they asking? Batman was speaking in more grunt than word, so I didn’t really catch all the details of what this power you’re supposedly hiding even is.”

Phantom shrinks even more into himself at that, and responds in a voice so small it’s more sigh than speech. “I... I can scream. And it breaks things and pushes people back. But it, it sounds. Bad. And it brings up bad memories and I don’t like to do it or listentoitoreventhinkaboutitandtheywon’tletmeforgetand-”

“Breathe kid. I know you don’t need to but just take a deep breath with me. Don’t you go getting lost in your own head on me now., Constantine reassured the kid automatically, the sheer hopelessness prompting action long before the words themselves could be understood. Then the rest of him caught up, and he had to pause. Looked up at the kid, saw just how distressed he was. A picture was starting to form in the back of his head, and Constantine didn’t like what he saw one bit. A last-resort power that the normally open Phantom was strangely reticent about. A scream so horrible sounding the rest of the league would not to stop asking questions about it. Terrible memories to match said scream. And one truly miserable child who couldn’t bear to even think about any of it. 

“Phantom... is that your Echo? Screaming?”

A miserable nod is his only response, the tears that had been welling up in the kid’s eyes finally starting to fall. Cursing softly to himself, Constantine stood to leave, bracing himself for the Bat’s inevitable questioning. “Well then you just take all the time you need love, and leave the rest to me. I’ll make sure the rest of those idiots know not to ask you about this ever again.”  And with that Constantine turned and strode towards the door, leaving the quietly sobbing child to collect himself in privacy.

~~~~~

I had a whole-ass lore dump conversation between Constantine and Batman planned here, explaining how death echoes are deeply personal, and asking about one is a taboo on par with, potentially even worse than, asking a ghost about their death outright. Because they are formed from an amalgamation of how a ghost died, their last thoughts, and their final emotions, in some ways asking a ghost about their Echo is like asking them to describe their death in painstaking detail. But uhhh... inspiration bug left. So yea. Side note, I’d like to apologize if my depiction of Constantine’s accent was Bad, I’m but a lowly USAmerican whose only exposure to British accents is through tv ^-^’

#did some minor edits to fix typos and make things flow better when i went back in to add the hyperlink #that being said dont expect too much i wrote this in a bit of an inspiration frenzy lol #and barely edited it after the fact #the snek rambles #the snek writes #snippit #dp x dc #danny phantom #john constantine #idk wtf else to tag this #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #crossover

[amphitritemists]

Jonathan Sims the Archivist and John Doe from Malevolent are such theater kids. Like why do they both go so hard with their narrations? Especially, John Doe like he could simply be like they're wearing a blue hat but no he has to be all dramatic like "They're wearing a blue hat, Arthur. It's the kind of blue a mother would choose for a nursery. The kind of blue that invites a feeling of calm. But this man. This man has a cold hard look in his eyes like he's seen things too terrible to repeat. I don't trust him. We should probably go." And then Arthur will be like "... Cool story, bro, but I think we should introduce ourselves."

#the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma #malevolent #arthur lester #malevolent podcast #malevolent john #horror podcast #Genuinely malevolent was terrifying each description was like wtf

[yocalio]

Toda Mariko & John Blackthorne - 1x04/1x09 SHŌGUN (2024)

#shōgun #shogun #shōgunedit #shogunedit #shogun fx #anna sawai #cosmo jarvis #toda mariko #john blackthorne #anjin #adaptationsdaily #filmandtvedit #perioddramasource #perioddramaedit #mariko x blackthorne #don't talk to me about coloring and brightening that scene of 1x04 wtf film grain and pitch black...... i died a thousand deaths #creations

[staud]

– We're gonna get through this. Come on. Don't you stop believing that. – Sure, Bucky.

#masters of the air #mota spoilers #buck cleven #gale cleven #bucky egan #john egan #austin butler #callum turner #gif #that last gif is a jumpscare wtf

[shitpostempire]

#4chan #funny #ylyl #lol #wtf #meme #humor #fetterman for senate #vote fetterman #john fetterman

[ringosmistress]

#😭 #why is this so accurate #mute village boy #wtf #the beatles #paul mccartney #john lennon #george harrison #ringo starr #beatles #memes #he does exemplify it though

[seizethegay420]

Honesty, atp I don't care if Adam being alive fucks with the timeline. They could give me a movie where Amanda, Lynn, Hoffman, Stahm, and Adam are alive, and I wouldn't bat an eye

#theyre alive to me #especially Adam #hes alive and married to lawrence #and hoffman and strahm have a weird situationship #saw #saw franchise #saw 2004 #saw movies #lawrence gordon #adam faulkner stanheight #mark hoffman #peter strahm #amanda young #lynn denlon #john kramer #chainshipping #coffinshipping #wtf is amanda and lynns ship name??? #evil yuri? #collarshipping? #i have learned the ship name #shotgunshipping

[weirdfishy]

John “oh my nephew gave me this thermos that souped your ghost problem” Constantine

vs

Tim “what the fuck do you MEAN your nephew gave you a ghost-eradicating thermos why have i never heard of this gimme the tech” Drake

#john will never admit to danny that he /does/ use his weird terminology and will in danny's presence say 'oh yeah i vacuumed a ghost' #while danny tears out his hair bc 'we HAVE a vacuum it's DIFFERENT' #constantine used to fucking just. summon the ghost KING to deal with like. boxy fucking with the JL/D so danny was just like. DUDE HERE #tim is confused bc when the fuck did constantine get a nephew it would have been in his file #dp #dc #dp x dc #dc x dp #fishy’s bubbles #john constantine #tim drake #constantine just says nephew bc wtf is he /supposed/ to say?? the KING of the GHOSTS gave him a WEAPON AGAINST GHOSTS?? #well technically it's not like he shatters their cores...just puts them in a time out room