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bearotonin-international · 7 months

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Apex predator, my ass. I’m going to pet the dog 🐻🐻‍❄️🐼

perhaps now is a good time for some responsible bear programming to remind everyone that as cute and cuddly as they may seem, bears are lethal apex predators and should absolutely be treated accordingly if ever encountered.

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#Responsible Bear Programming #^^ that's our tag for bears doing what they naturally do #if you do not like seeing bears behave as they naturally do -- as apex predators -- then please filter this tag accordingly friends #we are actually not accepting any complaints or suggestions about our tagging system or the content we post at the present moment #or at any point in the foreseeable future #so please don't try to comment or suggest otherwise #informative rant over now commencing educational rant #DO NOT try to pet the lethal beasts #you will be mauled and or killed #and then the bear will be killed for attacking a person #if you like bears the best thing you can do is ensure that they are not habituated to humans and do not view us as a source of food #either through your trash or through your flesh #keep yourself your neighbors and the bears safe by keeping human-bear interactions as minimal as possible #okay the team's done ranting now #(we're having A Day)#(it has a lot to do with the squirrels breaking into the floor of HQ and eating through our electrical wiring)#ask

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dathomirdumpsterfire · 6 months

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(surely this has already been done, but i could not find it, so i had to make sure it existed. -dathomirdumpsterfire)

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eastgaysian · 5 months

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idont care if your durge was having crazy eroguro sex with gorty can you get them to put some pants on and tell me about their sibling relationship with orin. please.

#i think you should be able to recruit orin she doesnt reform in any meaningful way #she just lives at your camp and has decided to kill the people you point her at now #and she still eats people or whatever like let a girl live a little.#dak-wai shows up back at camp looking like they got mauled with orin in tow (did the mauling)#and is just like. hey. we're good. and responds to any further questions with It's fine. We're good.#she just needed to evil stim stab them a couple times and they resolved everything. it's fine.#balls your gay 3

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spock-smokes-weed · 1 year

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Since maul is such a perfectionist and needs his REVENGE on Obi-Wan to be planned out and perfect, I feel like if they ever just bumped into each other Maul wouldn’t go full feral mode

Obi-Wan would be like “oh damn I guess we gotta fight to the death now :/“ and Maul grinding his teeth like “no not today it’s not on the flow chart”

#obimaul #obi wan kenobi #darth maul #star wars #star wars the clone wars #obi-wan goes camping and finds out that maul has rented the space next to him #and is like ‘well I guess if we can’t kill each other yet do you want some hot dogs’#and maul is so fucking pissed cus he wants to kill him so bad but he had BIG PLANS #and killing him rn would not be poetic enough #all while obi-wan is like ‘sooo is that a yes on the hot dogs???’

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norue67 · 2 years

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The existence of Ingo’s alpha fight means that at some point, Ingo waltzed into Jubilife Village followed by three enormous, towering monsters. And the entire village was like “yeah this is fine, he probably knows what he’s doing” lmao Also note that his alphas all have red eyes. That means he didn’t even catch them, they’re still wild. This man somehow convinced a bunch of wild alphas to fight for him just by talking to them nicely

#pla #pokemon #legends arceus #ingo #ress #cyllene #bidoof #wyrdeer #basculegion #kleavor #ress's bidoof is actually kind of a monster though #that bidoof fucking killed my dialga when i first fought him #WHY DOES IT KNOW ICE BEAM??#i'm still mad about that #comic #shitpost #when you are as cool as ingo you can do whatever you like #i love that for the alpha fight he doesn't even do his pointing pose #he just stands there and lets them maul you

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tennessoui · 1 month

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Maul arguing that he's Obi-Wan's Ultimate Enemy ™ because he killed both his father figure and the love of his life and they have a very special connection that Vader won't understand.

Vader arguing that HE is definitely the Ultimate Enemy ™ because he still kills the remainder of Obi-Wan's Jedi Family to this day and he killed Anakin Skywalker who Obi-Wan definitely 100% loved WAY more than Satine.

They may be enraged to find that Obi-Wan actually considers Palpatine the actual Ultimate Enemy ™...

obi-wan with maul: held him as he died in his arms, closed his eyes after he died, gave him hope in the last moments of his life

obi-wan with vader: cried like a pathetic old man as he apologized to anakin for what he’d done to him, literally so pathetic vader said wait no no never mind you didn’t do this you didn’t kill anakin please don’t cry look I did this to anakin ok please stop crying

obi-wan with sidious: would probably dance on his grave. would not piss on him if he were on fire. probably set the fire.

#asks #lmao when i first read this I was like maul killed both his father figure and love of his life??#I’ve never gotten a quiobi ask before that’s new and different lol #and then I was like oh yeah!! Satine #I’m sorry maul bestie you hardly rank up there amongst obiwans arch nemeses #the field is tough

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maulfucker · 7 months

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So fucked up that obimaul is a rarepair. What do you mean not everyone is obsessed with enemies to lovers with a Force connection, where one side is completely obsessed with the other who barely acknowledges him (but is just as affected)

#hm i should make an original post tag #obimaul #like. say what you want but obi-wan saw a random dathomirian zabrak and immediately went 'maul?? alive??'#he DOES care about maul he just doesn't actively seek him out like maul does #post prompted by this song that makes me think about Maul in his crime lord era‚ all the luxury of the world within his reach‚#but none of it satisfies him because what he really wants is to find (and kill) kenobi #'another night up in the best suite; everything's gone wrong already‚ my body admits; dreaming so high the floor is the limit;#once again i got lost.. [...] another night i give myself‚ top of a skyscraper; i'm the king of the world‚ dreams for rent;#and when i look at myself i sigh with a low voice‚ 'i don't feel bad i just feel nothing''#(<- song is são paulo‚ 2015 by jão)#it's a song about feeling dissatisfied with the life of fame because there's an emptiness he can't fill with sex drugs or luxuries #and from the context of the album it's likely he's thinking about a past lover he's still not over #so. imagine with me.#i might make something out of this. maybe.#but like. posting about songs that make me think obimaul thoughts. not very productive. almost no audience.#... and while making this post i've been attacked by yet another song with a very obimaul words #'lie to me‚ run from me‚ we swear it doesn't count‚ in this way of ours‚ but it's not because i hate you that i can't kiss you anymore'#<- pilantra by jão and anitta

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spiras-outpost · 7 months

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They really had this poor child fighting Demons and Murder Machines 😭

#ahsoka #ahsoka tano #Anakin #anakin skywalker #darth maul #maul #lord maul #shin hati #general grievous #wolfwren #sabine wren #star wars #she deserved better #but she kicked ass anyways #how are you a 7ft tall alien who upgraded yourself to kill but a 14 year old is too much for you

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blue-rick24 · 5 months

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GUYS. GUYS WAIT.LOOK- I FIGURED IT OUT !!!!!!!

1️⃣ MR. POOPY BUTTHOLE (on the right) kicked off the FIRST episode of this season.

2️⃣ RICK PRIME (IN THE MIDDLE!!) was the main subject of the MIDDLE of this season.

3️⃣ ….THE GORILLA//SASQUATCH//BIGFOOT IS ABSOLUTELY GOING TO END THIS SEASON.

I’M CALLING IT

SHDHHFHFJC HOLD ME PLEASE-I’M FUCKIGN SCARED

(also, have you guys noticed the mountains in the crayon drawing? Same as in MORT: RAGNARICK …. UM 👀 ..we are fUCKED. BYE RICK)

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judasisgayriot · 7 months

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sometimes before it gets better, the darkness gets bigger, the person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger

#fobedit #fall out boy #youngblood chronicles #patrick stump #pete wentz #miss missing you #peterick #anni edits #fob #fighting and mauling each other to the death can be something that is actually so personal #and homoerotic. i mean what #the twin skeletons of it all #i realise i've made and posted a lot of stuff today i just had Creative Urges i guess lol. sorry #and rewatched ybc recently so wanted to see the boys fighting n killing <3 lets die side by side bestie

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loving-jack-kelly · 7 months

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sprace he was a punk she did ballet but it's actually she was a punk he did ballet

#punk spot like hi this is my ballerina boyfriend. i drag him with to shows and he knows nothing but if u look at him wrong ill kill u #and ballet race is like his this is my girlfriend she's the coolest person I know and if u have something to say about her ill maul you <3 #sprace #newsies #spot conlon #racetrack higgins

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driftingballoons · 3 months

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Darkrai may not remember, but Dialga sure does

#Darkrai #dialga #skitty #treecko #pokemon doodles #original art #yes yes I know dialga takes up both additional party slots #Bc there’s a size limit or whatever #But IMAGINE if you will #Bc I mean u can recruit both these guys #But bringing them to the same mission would certainly be….tense #Not for Darkrai as much as everyone else #Hero/partner having to stop dialga from trying to kill him #Also I can’t remember does dialga know Darkrai did all that?#I don’t think it gets brought up #Bc u don’t know abt Darkrai until the palkia plot #But by then dialga’s done being a character #Maybe he finds out later during one of those healthy sibling maulings he has with palkia

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justalittletomato · 4 months

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Savage Oppress, immediately meets Maul and is so angered that he was not taken care of. Also tries to reassure him when they are heading to Dathomir

#FUCKING DISNEY WHY YOU GOTTA KILL THE ONE PERSON WHO CARED FOR HIM?#darth maul #maul #savage opress #cloud live blogs

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herbalinz-of-yesteryear · 7 months

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SO. You think I have been just languishing on hiatus? Nay my babes. Thirst ™️ also happened.

It’s actually only logical I would come to this point. (Wanna get motivated to practice anatomy?)

Okay i dunno my hand slipped and stuff suddenly appeared on my ipad am i qualified for horny on main now 🤣

I did it for science.

I might have put up initial sketches on my Ko-fi but at this point my brain is scrambled.

#star wars fanart #darth maul fanart #anatomy #good experience #since I haven’t drawn maul’s body tattoo before #and i never will fking again just kill me #at least mirroring is my good friend #also you can see where i spend more time on vice versa #every time i thought i was going to turn it into a bigger thing but #nope just a study #maul #darth maul

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incorrectclonewars · 1 year

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Barriss: If something happened to Ahsoka…I couldn’t live with myself.

Maul: Of course you wouldn’t have to because Darth Vader would kill you.

#incorrect clone wars quotes #incorrect clone wars #barriss offee #darth maul #ahsoka tano #the force outcast squad #source: modern family #maul: you'd have me along with ventress and rex and that bail organa guy #maul: you would have A LOT of people trying to kill you lol #barriss: -_-

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tennessoui · 1 year

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au where jedi healers take a vow not unlike jedi temple guards, but instead of wearing a mask and becoming anonymous, they give up their sight and wear blindfolds to allow the Force to guide their every action. it’s also supposed to blind them to their patients’ differences, which used to be symbolic but since the war between the jedi and the sith broke out, has become much less so

because jedi healers are supposed to heal regardless of if their patient is a jedi or a sith, when they’re deployed on battlefields after the fighting is over, they use the Force to heal every injured person they come upon.

anakin skywalker, who was chosen from the creche and agreed to follow the Healing path at the age of 9, thinks it’s sort of stupid that they have to wait until after the fighting is over to begin to help because he can feel people dying in the Force, he can feel their pain--

young general kenobi, who remembers his old creche-mate anakin skywalker and how blue his eyes once were, thinks it’s beyond foolhardy that this healer is stealing out across an active battlefield, blindfold over his eyes and bending down to heal karking darth maul and single-handedly diverting all of obi-wan’s attention away from the droids and sith legion because now he has to make sure he’s ok he can’t just leave him to the whims of the Force, he’s unprotected and he’s going to get himself killed----

it’s a headache and a half for everyone involved because general kenobi keeps abandoning his battle strategy and sometimes even position to ensure healer skywalker’s safety and healer skywalker keeps dropping everything and everyone the moment he feels obi-wan kenobi get hurt in the Force to rush to his side, Force Vow of Healing Equality be damned.

but......the Council keeps deploying them to the same battlefield because healer skywalker is never more effective as when he knows he must heal fifty mortal wounds before he can rid general kenobi of a headache, and general kenobi is never as ruthless as when skywalker is on the field close to him, in potential harm’s way

despite how much they insist they hate each other

#kit's silly lil aus #obikin #healer anakin au #writing this out i thought of like five thousand scenes i'd want for this #a scene where obi-wan is pissed at anakin because he keeps fucking fixing one of the sith #so he's not letting anakin heal him and refusing to see one of the clone medics #so they're in his tent and he's just holding a compress to his head wound and bitching at anakin who is bitching back at him #and obi-wan is like 'at least you don't heal DROIDS' very scathing #and anakin goes quiet and is like 'i used to want to be an engineer did you know that?'#and obi-wan is like 'force when we were kids i knew everything about you. crush the size of a senator's ego'#oh and another scene where a sith (lbr maul) attacks anakin and obi-wan gets in the way #and takes the blade for him and anakin kills him rather violently #because i dont like healer anakin aus that take the violence and teeth out of anakin skywalker #so he snaps and breaks his vows to kill maul and eliminate the threat so he can heal obi-wan #and probably the council had encouraged him to become a healer because they could see his capacity for violence and fear and hate #but they couldn't see his attachment to obi-wan #but then not even obi-wan could see that #and a scene after that where obi-wan wakes up in his tent and the first thing he sees is anakin's blue eyes #because anakin broke all his vows to protect and obi-wan and killed many many people to keep them away (in a very feral way)#so what's one more #and obi-wan's first thought is that he missed those eyes #everything else and their consequences can wait #oh also mostly in it for the blindfold sex before this #absolutely here for the blindfold sex #same age aus also my beloved

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