#you’ll never guess what this is about

[annamations03]

beautiful women named 503 error site maintenance keep messaging me

#you’ll never guess what this is about #artfight

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

Computer, activities to do with an 11 year old, a 16 year old, an 18 year old, and two 19 year olds; quickest route, no angst. Computer. /ref but I’m too lazy to remember what it actually is

#chaoticbuggybitchboy #you’ll never guess what this is about #endangered gays fic #<- unless you guessed them

[no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist]

like Orpheus and Eurydice but also like genderbent Eros and Psyche

#you’ll never guess what this is about

[toothpuulp]

LOVE when a character gets exactly what they want and it feels terrible horrible no good bad. when they realize that what they’ve been chasing has become the worst possible thing to ever happen to them. feels good feels sexy feels organic (to me)

#you’ll never guess what this is about

[robyn-goodfellowe]

#you’ll never guess what this is about #bella tag

[steampunk-sorcerer]

I do love writing unhinged fanfiction plots with the brother

#ss talks #fanfiction #you’ll never guess what this is about

[rendevok]

“Take my hand” pages 5-11

1 - day 2 - truth - 3

#nmweek23 #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #i spent all yesterday shading and lettering these your boy is so tired BUT IT WAS WORTH IT #in which i cram way too much into way too little and yet way too many pages for a single day #my sincerest apologies to them on their day but i will make it up to them i PROMISE #‘prove it’ you’ll NEVER GUESS what happens next :^))))) (<-guy who is extremely predictable) #phoenix is so strong because if miles looked at me like that i’d be going crazy and im like a known enemy of edgeworth #see you guys in like 5-7 business days on part 3 o7 #fan art #aa #fan comic #rendevok #OH OH ALSO there’s like a whole fucking essay i could write about these pages esp wrt light and also The Hands but youll have to ask for it #just know that if you see something… there was probably a reason for it! #ok thats it fr this time

[visenyaism]

sticker reward for everyone burdened with correct opinions but who must hold them in for the good of society and the maintenance of peace and love on planet online

#asoiaf #if we use kindergarten methods we can fix dragon twitter #no I made this for myself because you’ll never guess what I thought about posting and then didn’t #hotd

[transmasccofee]

thinking yet again about Saiki‘s’s final choice in the series being “I’d rather live with my powers than die without them” bc that is seriously the single best ending of a disability narrative I’ve seen. Fuck.

#The thing people don’t tell u about being physically disabled #Is that you’ll see the physically abled people in your life start to view you as something tragic #And while they rarely say it when it comes down to things #They think you’re better dead than disabled. That you’d be happier put out of your misery. #Even with stories involving disabled characters (If we’re anything beyond a background diversity shot which is… rare) #It’s about “curing” or “overcoming” your disability which is I guess a nice sentiment but most of us won’t ever do that #Saiki doesn’t do either of those things #He wants to be cured and briefly thinks he is but then it’s discovered that he Cant be cured bc his powers are part of the whole of him #He doesn’t ever overcome them either #He just puts his glasses back on and decides that if it means he can live another day then he’ll continue to deal with them #And his powers are progressive #And that’s a thing weighing on him but it’s never treated like a death sentence #It’s just something he has to and will deal with #And it sucks but what else is he gonna do #It’s just. Aughhhhh. Aaaaaauuuuughhhhhhhhh…….. #This post was brought to u by a man grieving his own mobility #physically disabled #physical disability #saiki k

[crystalmethsthings]

Neil: if it means losing you, then no-

Andrew, pulling up to Bee’s office wearing sunglasses and an iced coffee in his hand: Bee, you won’t believe this-

#I fully believe Andrew spends his therapy sessions talking pure shit about any and everything #Bee: so how was your- #Andrew: you’ll never guess what bullshit Neil pulled now #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #neil josten #tfc #aftg hc #andreil #aftg headcanon #the raven king #aftg incorrect quotes #tkm #trk #aftg trilogy #the king's men #incorrect aftg

[howldean]

i sure hope this mri machine doesnt put any of that damn destiel in my brain this time

#i’m about two hours this is going to be very funny. you’ll never guess what i’m doing (getting a routine mri)

[silverstreams]

me: spends a long time coming to terms with being aro-spec and dating apps being immensely stressful and not really being romantically attracted to people

me: fully accepts self as aro-spec

me also: gains two girlfriends

#me: if it happens it happens #you’ll never guess what happened #really nice little triad going #i know i never really talk about being polyam but it’s really nice #i tend to be pretty private about my relationships #so this is a rare mention from me #but things have been solid for a bit now so i’m growing a little more confident #silver stuff

[magolandandfriends]

I think it's better if Magolor tells you himself...

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[ Good choice of words. ]

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Marx: hey wait a minute how did you know I was thinking about talking to him-

(WOW BACK TO BACK POSTING??/?2??1- I was gonna continue using the wheel and let it choose my next ask but I this ask this morning and it’s good continuation sOOOOO- after this? Wheel)

(But I do plan on the next parts of this be a comic so stay tuned for that if I remember to do it- which I will TRUST ME- just give me a moment- maybe I’ll add color too)

(I need a design for when I get Anon ask, i was thinking about having it be floating limbs but I’ll think about that later, so for now until I come up with a design you’re getting random hands/random arm)

(BUT THANK YOU FOR THE ASK- well it’s not really an ask but HEY IM COUNTING IY AS ONE)

#Magoland and Friends! #Magoland and Friends! AU #kirby #kirby au #kirby series #fanart #kirby fanart #ask blog #kirby askblog #marx kirby #marx fanart #magolor #magolor fanart #bro is STILL ANXIOUS AS HELL‼️‼️‼️‼️ #oh boy you’ll never guess what I’m about to tag #marxolor #not even if you squint you can see it #and this is where I start to make it more and more obvious but shhhhh don’t tell anyone I said that that’s a secret

[distraughtlesbian]

literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble

#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!! #MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U. #their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable #mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt #his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast #and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics. #like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move #but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult #like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’ #i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!! #but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes #sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book. #like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic. #anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png #maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #choices alpha #channing lowe #markus barnes #side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc #but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch #he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER? #even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL #and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy #is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.

[huesofvioletandpurple]

you are Sumire Yoshizawa and you can’t put your hair in a ponytail without shaking. your memories are hazy and the knife is in your hands and you try not to cry over chopped vegetables because you’re supposed to be good at this but you haven’t been for a year. you want to try a new routine but instinct makes your muscles become someone else’s and you’re sorry and you’ll try to be yourself but you’re scared to admit you don’t remember who you are. who you were. who you’re supposed to be.

you are Sumire Yoshizawa but you put the wrong name on your tests for months and you avoid cabs for longer after what your friend tells you and you’re entirely justified but a part of your brain says you’re entirely at fault and you can’t help but be very, very sorry for that.

#p5r #persona 5 royal #sumire yoshizawa #meta #anyways. you’ll never guess what character I’ve been thinking about lately #persona #p5 #nooty lore #p5r spoilers #persona 5 royal spoilers #ask to tag #I think this warrants a #fanfic #tag. but

[josephtrohman]

it’s okay if you’re a music snob if you like fall out boy but if you’re a music snob who doesn’t like fall out boy you don’t deserve rights. hope this helps

#this post is dedicated to a friend who about patrick's voice said: #‘idk i don’t like how the singer has not a lot of range in the emotion like it’s all the same’ #or like it’s just monotonous or whatever i can’t rmr what he said exactly #like bitch what are you even talking about. do we hear the same songs #bet you’ll never guess who his fav band is :) #and guess which lead singer of said band did that friend compare patrick to and said That lead singer has more range :) #i say he’s my friend but really he’s thomas’s friend lol