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lightning-bringer · 1 year
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Masterlist
Current small but well done compilation of my writing sorted by character
Aatrox
Aatrox being surprise kissed by his SO (SFW)
Aatrox romantic headcanons (SFW)
Aatrox with a touch sensitive SO (SFW)
Ahri
Ahri with an adopted child (with a difficult past) (SFW)
Jhin
Jhin as a father (SFW)
Kayn
Odyssey!Kayn being a single father headcanons (SFW)
Secretly dating Kayn headcanons (SFW)
Lillia
Lillia with an adopted child (with a difficult past) (SFW)
Miss Fortune
Miss Fortune’s romantic headcanons (SFW + NSFW)
Neeko
Dating Neeko headcanons (SFW)
Renata Glasc
Renata Glasc x Fox!SO (NSFW)
Sejuani
Sylas x Sejuani headcanons (SFW)
Sett
Sett x reader; finding creative ways to kiss him (SFW + NSFW)
Shen
Shen x reader x Zed headcanons (SFW + NSFW)
Soraka
Soraka with an adopted child (with a difficult past) (SFW)
Sylas
Sylas x Sejuani headcanons (SFW)
Thesh
Thresh being surprise kissed by his SO (SFW)
Thresh NSFW headcanons
Twisted Fate
Twisted Fate’s NSFW alphabet
Varus
Varus with reader who likes to make suggestive remarks about his appearance (SFW)
Viego
Viego x Ice Queen!Reader imagine (SFW)
Viktor
Machine Herold Viktor’s NSFW alphabet
Yuumi
Adopting Yuumi and Book headcanons (SFW)
Zed
Shen x reader x Zed headcanons (SFW + NSFW)
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clarks-letterman · 3 months
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How big do you think zeds “thing” is, I heard zombies are packing 🫣🤭
I kinda like doing short-form answers for this stuff! 18+ obvi
Let's start with Zed's so-called "thing." It's a monster. You would see it and be scared because it's so big. I think it'd float around 8-9 inches when he's fully hard if we're being realistic, since the average human in this world would be packing 4-5 inches. So that'd make him double the size of say, Bucky, for example. It's something that casts a big shadow over anyone kneeling under it, but Zed would definitely underplay it. He's cocky and confident about a lot of things but because this would be so directly tied to his predisposed genetics, I feel like he would expect you to be disappointed when you see it (but you definitely wouldn't be!)
Side note, he definitely gets bigger when he zombies out. I'd say he peaks at around 11 inches in that scenario, but who knows, he could go bigger.
And since we're in the neighborhood, might as well talk about the things directly under it. His family jewels are just as much of a mouthful--low hanging, swinging just from walking. Any and all motion while they're free to move, and you can certainly bet they will.
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fitzs-space · 2 years
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big ol BONK!! Here y'all go, the season 5 Sheep Bonk ft. EvilX! below is the transcript, and also me talking about all the little details I added
Zedaph: ok ok, i'm sorry i'm sorryEx: no you’re not.
Zedaph: no I’m not.
and now a bunch of tiny details y'all wont even notice
and now a bunch of tiny details y'all wont even notice
I got a bunch of lore when it comes to my Ex design, but with short notes they still have a bunch of brown in their hair because he hasn't been stuck in the void for as long as he had been in the current seasons. tis why their hair is pure white in my lore. Ex has the WormMan brand mask given to them in the end, its part of why Zed starts to carry a bunch of respirators and all those types of masks in their enderchest. this is one of the few times Zed actually got his head hurt cause of ramming into someone! that's what happens when someone busts open a metal helmet, they'll end up with a good few scratches. He still has the scar on his left from it! The heart bandaids are actually Ex's, Xisuma gave them a bunch, part as a joke, part cause of how accident prone he had become. one of the books in the back just says 'Whore' on it. the thing Ex is working on is very much the maid dress.
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saey707 · 11 months
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YO I HAVE BEEN COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS TO BE ABLE TO SEND A REQUEST
I notice you enjoy writing for the beloved ninjas... Do you have any headcanons of Shen, Zed, or Akali? (´・ω・`)
✿ Prompt: Akali, Shen, and Zed as your lover ✿
♡ champion focuses: akali, shen, zed ♡ tw: none! ♡ Gender-neutral reader
Author's Note: Anon, hello! Your request is in my hands! <3 I didn't include (Y/N) in this one and it will just be generalized ideas of what kind of lovers each nin would be if they had a relationship with reader! ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈ ♡) I hope you enjoy~
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Index ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ゚.
Shen (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
Akali (૭ 。•̀ ᵕ •́。 )૭
Zed ৻(  •̀ ᗜ •́  ৻)
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Shen ♡ 
Of the three, Shen takes the longest time to warm up to the idea of letting someone into his heart. Because he has been hurt and betrayed by so many people he held dear to him, it is difficult for him to accept the love of another.
But, of the three, Shen would be the most protective. He'll do everything possible to assure your safety, especially with Khada Jhin and Zed on the loose...
When Shen begins to warm up to the sudden affection and warmth you provide him in your relationship, he'll definitely sink into it. How long has it been since someone has taken care of him? Told him that they adore him and love him? The years of deficiency from something so vital are going to have him longing for more of your touch and love!
Despite how busy work keeps him, Shen will try his best to always make time for you. He can't stand the idea of you getting hurt, or worse, killed by an azakana! It is why he would vow to purge all of them and send them back to the spirit realm where they belong.
On his off days, when things are particularly slow for the Kinkou, Shen will spend his time taking you to local taverns to eat! If there is one thing to know about Shen, food is his love language. He knows all the best spots, and will take you to them!
Shen is a big boy. He absolutely loves how small you are in his arms, and how you can't even wrap your own around him.
Shen would give the best massages. Though, he would be hesitant to accept them from you, should you wish to reciprocate.
He'll happily include you in his hobbies... That is if you are interested in meditation, gardening, and learning how to make different kinds of soups.
Shen will teach you how to fight. As much as you probably will come to hate it, given how antiquated his teachings are, he wants you to be able to defend yourself when he is away on advanced missions- In other words, tasks he doesn't want to go on anymore because he fears for your wellbeing every day he is away from home.
His favorite spot to kiss you is on the back of your neck, wrapping his arms around you from behind.
It may be difficult for Shen to say "I love you", but just being aware of his love language is enough to remind you that he really does care and cherish you deeply past the hardened exterior of his heart.
Akali ♡ 
Akali has always considered herself a lone wolf, especially because her upbringings taught her that if she wants things done properly, she has to do it herself. But when it comes to you... She doesn't mind the company.
Of the three, Akali is the most difficult to coming around to having a tender relationship. It's difficult for her to show strong emotions. But eventually she will come around, it's only a matter of time until she begins to express her feelings, than channeling and repressing them. So long as you are patient and are willing to listen to her, everything she feels so deeply for will begin to pour out.
Your relationship started off more... Physical, than it did emotional. Frankly, Akali feared that she would grow attached to you with the amount of nights she spent with you. But she wouldn't take back any of those nights for a second- Even the late night talks and aftercare you always provided her.
When it comes to your relationship with her, Akali is the most likely of the three to be the most possessive! Even though she doesn't outwardly show it sometimes, she doesn't want to share you with anyone else, and if anyone so much as looks at you the wrong way, consider them dead. But you know she's possessive, especially when she clings to your arm when she feels threatened.
On date nights, the first thing Akali does is take you to get ramen! It doesn't take her long to devour 3 bowls, while you are still stuck on your first one... However, some nights she'll share a bowl with you! And when you both get the same ramen noodle, she'll gladly connect your lips to hers with a gentle kiss~
As much as she hates leaving to fulfill missions and assignments, Akali knows she'll always have a place to go back to and feel her most vulnerable: Your home.
And when she does return home, you're always sure to prepare a warm bath for her and a nice cup of tea, followed by a good cuddle session. Such a routine is enough to give something that Akali can look forward to, and believe her, she looks forward to it.
She isn't the best with giving back, and generally doesn't know what kinds of gifts people like.
But when she does come up with something to give back to you it definitely is a pleasant surprise!
Matching tattoos in Weh'le is something you can look forward to when you're some years into your relationship with Akali!
As much as Akali wants to believe she is a stoic warrior with a blade, she feels so many deep feelings for you. Feelings that she's never felt for anyone else before.
Zed ♡ 
As much as Zed is made out to be the great antagonist of Ionia, he really would be the hardest to love and the most tender when it comes to showing his affection, out of the three.
He knows love is not a weakness and that it can be a reason for people to keep fighting. Master Kusho taught him otherwise: He taught Zed to repress his emotions and, essentially, to become a robot. "Only then could he be a real leader," his old Master said.
But Kusho was wrong about him. Zed can't stop himself from having strong feelings.
Zed is a two-for-one package! He doesn't mind performing duties around the monastery such as cooking and cleaning, but that doesn't mean he will fall short of providing for you and protecting you from potential threats. And believe him: The Yanlei always has threats...
He loves cooking and even excels at it! His favorite foods to make are Nagano soba and soup dumplings. And because he enjoys making these dishes he tends to make them a lot... Hope you aren't too picky about variety!
There is never an off day for Zed, but there is always enough time for you: Although not ideal, he'll let you sit with him (or on him~) while he tends to his armor and weaponry.
Nights are spent cuddling up to one another. This is the only time Zed will really let his guard down and feel his most vulnerable with you. His favorite thing to do is nudge his head against the crevice of your neck, allowing your fingers to tangle through his hair until he falls asleep.
He doesn't like leaving you alone, even though he knows full and well you can protect yourself.
When he is about to depart for a mission, he always feels like he isn't doing enough to assure you he'll be back and that he'll find a way to bring you something back (despite the incessant showering of affection).
While you can't be entirely romantic with a busy leader like Zed, that doesn't stop you from knowing deep down he loves you and cherishes you unlike any other being on earth.
You know Zed feels with his entire heart and he will hide it just enough to not let his guard down.
Zed won't ever stop reminding you how strongly he loves you. He won't ever let you feel otherwise. You give him strength. You give him a reason to fight. You make him feel like he is capable of giving and receiving love, even though he's a ninja.
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zedleaked · 5 months
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Please share your Goshi headcanons I wanna know so badly now that you mentioned it.
Oh boy you just unleashed the demons I hope you know what you've done... /j
anyways like a whole google docs page worth of headcanons incoming...
Enjoy I guess :3 ...
A really slow developing relationship especially since Ryoma is afraid of getting close to people and Gonta is inexperienced with relationships
They collect bugs together!! Ryoma likes to help Gonta out by using shukuchi method to catch fast bugs…
They tend to spend a lot of time in nature, mostly because Gonta likes to look at bugs and plants… Ryoma doesn’t mind, he likes the breath of fresh air.
They go on walks often and Gonta likes to point out and explain stuff he sees… Ryoma likes to listen to him ramble…
Ryoma is the type of guy to put a bug outside if he sees one, sometimes he brings it to Gonta if he sees one in his room.
Ryoma sometimes plays tennis with Gonta, he’s not surprised at how hard his serves are, but he could work on his aim more… He likes how Gonta doesn’t mind when he wins
With Gonta, Ryoma is at his most vulnerable… he feels so safe with him,,, sobs…
They really like to hold hands… Ryoma’s hands are always cold and Gonta’s are always warm… Ryoma loves the feeling of just having his hand completely warmed and covered by the other’s… [though Gonta flinches at how cold af his hands are SOBS]
Gonta respects Ryoma’s boundaries and tries his best not to impulsively touch him [sometimes he does it by accident but he quickly apologises],,, eventually he gets comfortable enough to display affection more physically.
Ryoma likes to pat Gonta whether it's on the shoulder, back [and sometimes head!!] Gonta tends to make a little ‘mph!’ sound when this happens and it makes Ryoma all flustered…
Ryoma’s a little adverse to PDA, at least when it comes to kissing and such, that stuff is more intimate to him,,, only he and Gonta deserve to see that…
Cuddling… yes… Ryoma is so small in Gonta’s hold,, it's so comforting
Ryoma has quite a few scars from getting involved with the mafia and such… Gonta notices them but remembers once that kissing a wound would make it feel better! So sometimes when they’re alone he presses little kisses on Ryoma’s scars…
[this one is actually referenced in salmon team] Ryoma likes to hear the breathing of someone sleeping next to him [not in a weird way] he sees it as a sign that the other is alive and well… one day, Ryoma tells this to Gonta so now sometimes when they’re cuddling, Gonta whispers nice things to him while the other thinks he’s asleep…
Gonta also sometimes giggles and mumbles in his sleep which makes Ryoma happy to hear…
Gonta gets lost in fantasies a lot, when he’s with Ryoma he might ask him to act them out with him… Ryoma doesn’t mind a bit, he finds it pretty endearing actually…
When he gets closer to Ryoma he tends to be more intimate when it comes to his fantasies [not like that…] like asking to roleplay being a married couple or having a kid… this makes Ryoma flustered as hell but he tries to play along as genuinely as he can [this is probably how Altas happened LMAO]
Asexual solidarity!!! [though… they have experimented a little,,, they are not completely adverse to being a little silly at times :3]
will you get more self indulgent goshi shit in the future? Yeah... sobs...
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spicylove4ever · 8 days
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Post GBA's Magic of the Heart headcanons.
When Zed told Mirrin the whole thing, that was for Mirrin a green light for teasing for letting the oportunity on a silver plate to kiss the Guardian go. He laughted so much about his own jokes without a care of the pain on his battle injuries.
The Guardian kept the Archangel plushie for the memento of the date with Zed.
Among the baggage the evil couple took with them to their new land of residence, there are all the sharp objects they used and will still use in case any weird visit shows up.
Makkaro and Giene made an honorary grave for Frank on their new backyard.
The Piscis family found a way to use the news of Makkaro's downfall for their political gain. Those statements on the newspaper were received with lots of cursing words in 3 different locations (Mirrin at his place: the f"/$ did you even do you good-for-nothing snobs! Zed somewhere: what is this? that's not how it happened! How could you even use the Guardian's name here in vain you.... you.... uhm... freaks! Gienne: YOU F+#&ING LYING BASTARDS!!! F+·& YOUR FACES! F+#& YOUR STUPID DYNASTY!! Makkaro: (just stares at Gienne with a mix of awe and shock as the swearing goes on for long minutes)).
Zed has now mixed feelings whenever he finds himself close of any graveyard because it reminds him of Makkaro's undead and their master as well. So he is reminded of plenty of traumatic skeleton attacks but also a necromancer he chewed up and then set loose an angry god to.
Gienne has no kill count, but that could change now that she's one of the main deffenses of the house.
Zed takes breaks from traveling either for family visiting or because Mirrin has invited him to watch wingball matches. Mirrin has a break of his duties this way and now he has a friend to go with.
Gienne has threatened her husband with slip a sleeping drug on his food if he ever overworks again, which he secretly is grateful for since those make you sleep with no dreams and the memories start to catch up and now he can't vent those with violence...
Frank would haunt the couple anytime they have a fight. Mak would be trying to sleep in the couch and then he hears echoes of "I told you", "that's rough, buddy" or even laugh is it was something he considers funny. Also would haunt them randomly XD.
Zed accidentally found the Aethewards having a date on a restaurant and since none could pretend they didn't see each other they had to kidnapp Zed since Gienne knows he's awful lying to his memories about their location. It took time because Makkaro had to teach Gienne how to cast the spell, to the point Zed had an akward "visit" at their house for days and they had lots of catch up. (Zed: you know, it's weird, but it's still good to see you again, Kindra. Gienne: thank you, Zed, that is so nice, but we're still erasing your memories. Zed: ow.)
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popawritter12 · 1 month
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Can I send yandere zed headcanons.
Yandere! Zed headcanons.
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Author's Notes: Do you know I was just thinking about doing headcanons for this champion?!
Just when I returned from my studies (And from uploading the previous post), I came up with a character to make Yandere. I guess the universe sent me a sign juju.
(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
Chances of your loved ones being killed.
Well, this type of Yandere is simpler. Like Raiden, he will not kill unless it threatens his life or the life of his loved one.
We are told a phrase in the comic that, for me, greatly influences understanding the character (I clarify that they are not the exact words but rather the ones I remember) “Master Kusho sat me in front of a tree with cobwebs. The beetles that remained there could escape, due to their structure, unlike the moths, which suffered from the web until the spider came and devoured them. (...), then the teacher asked me 'How many moths did you save during the time you saw the web?' 'None' I answered, because I had killed the spider from the first day."
This phrase makes it clear to us that he will not attack or harm unless necessary.
(I know that the phrase from the comic has nothing to do with here, but I wanted to add it because I really liked what they wanted to capture with that phrase)
First impressions
You met Zed when he was a small farmer; You were a student of Kusho, your parents sending you there because they had been friends with the man for a long time. And, due to the constant trips you made with others, you were always intrigued by the fact that he was white-haired, since you were not used to seeing people with that hair color.
Sometimes you watched him from afar when you traveled with Shen, he used to joke about you going up to him one day and asking him to marry you, child jokes, you know?
It's not until Shen fights him that you notice something in his gaze, something in his eyes that makes you feel a connection with him; determination. Even when he fell again and again, whenever you noticed that glow you felt like he was different, like you had found a jewel in the desert.
When he was accepted by Kusho, you were the first to welcome him as a friend; You talked to him when he was resting due to the injuries he sustained after the confrontation with Shen, and although he barely responded to you, you assumed that you were getting along well.
He barely managed to recover, you accompanied him in his initial training; Kusho always assigned you to guide the beginners, since you were quite friendly and patient with other people, and your age made them gain more trust in you.
Together with Shen, they quickly became best friends, the three of them always together. Even though you were not particularly good at both physical and theoretical training, you always tried to stay average.
Falling in love
When they traveled in search of Jhin, Kusho decided to take you along with the two of them; It was not because of your talent or your incredible intelligence (Which was not exceptional in you), but because you were going to be a great emotional support for the two boys you accompanied.
Your parents, even though they flatly refused, ended up giving in to you going, this was thanks to the manipulation that Kusho exercised over them, since you would be indispensable in this mission.
The name of the “golden dragon” always sounded strange to you, especially when he saw firsthand the death and blood that had been spilled on the ground because of him.
You felt nauseous at the sight of dead bodies, or people suffering due to the traumas Jhin had left them with. Both the anger and hatred that was born in your soul at just hearing the golden dragon's nickname grew like a tree spreading its branches during spring.
You saw how Zed suffered for damaged people, how his mind was subjected to incessant agony as he struggled between the life and death of people other than him. You were the first to go and console him and give him the word that he was doing things right, that he was doing his best to save the lives of innocent people.
You tried to support Shen as well, but he was a little less susceptible to your words, since he rarely showed as much emotion as Zed did with you.
(Yes, I know that Zed has another name instead of this one, but I forgot it when I wrote it, I'll write it better later)
Your unconditional support for him along with your important help in catching Jhin ended up causing a certain crush on you.
Even when he claimed to love a woman, you always crossed his mind, as if he had clung to you in some way.
Beginning of Yanderism
The moment you noticed that the great demon misnamed golden dragon was nothing more than a man, you uselessly thought that you could face him alone. Your stubbornness ended up putting you in such danger that it put you between life and death. And neither of your two best friends could handle the fact that you were in danger.
They barely managed when you recovered, you had to be taken to the emergency room, the idea that you were going to die because of a man crazy enough to harm you and make you suffer for his pure amusement caused Zed's contempt for Jhin to increase drastically.
When Jhin was caught, Zed wished to kill him, but when he was denied that fact, he erupted in a rage worse than what appears in canon.
At that time, a blade passed close to Jhin's face, visibly damaging his mask, at the same time that your best friend longed to damage him and kill him once and for all.
No one would hurt his best friend, not now knowing that he was in love with (name).
First murder or Yandere act
Zed stayed by your side throughout your stay at the medic, since his fear of your death was something that remained in his mind for days on end.
When you managed to recover, the worst happened; the Noxian invasion. You were too weak to fight, so you could only watch from afar as Zed and Shen fought for their nation.
They both visited you regularly, but Zed more regularly than Shen. Him being particularly protective of you, but now with tiny things.
He insisted that you not go out, that you not trust certain people, saying that he could take care of you, etc..., basically without letting you do things on your own.
Even when you tried to stop these insistences, you eventually gave in because you thought he was just doing it as an innocent act of affection between friends.
You thought that when the war was over, these attitudes would stop.
Relationship or kidnapping
He ends up abandoning the Kinkou, mostly because of the war. You stop seeing him for a while, and when you see him again, it was when they had already told you what he had done.
At first you refused to believe that he would be capable of doing something like that, since he was someone with a good heart, someone incapable of seeking evil. It's a shame they put a contrary idea in your head.
You ended up hating him, the knowledge that he had killed someone as important as Kusho had damaged your psyche.
It wasn't until he saw you again that he noticed that he was late, too late to be able to talk to you.
You yelled at him, you said a lot of things that you had suppressed deep in your heart since you found out about his actions, and although he tried to explain the truth to you, you refused to listen to him.
Even since he abandoned the Kinkou, he never stopped thinking about you. Never on those days when he wasn't with you did he stop thinking about you, who you were and what you meant to him.
He left after the argument, waiting for you to calm down so he could talk to you peacefully.
But Jhin was following him, he was precisely looking to reach that person.
And he took you away from him, he took you to be part of a play against your will.
And that finally ended up unleashing that more twisted side in the white-haired man's mind. Even though he himself was desperate to stop Jhin, he was even more desperate at the thought of him bringing you to the brink of death once again.
As soon as they managed to catch Jhin, Zed went to look for you, finding you alive. Let's say you were a little hurt, but you were alive.
And he decided... to take drastic measures, if you understand correctly.
In case of kidnapping, where would he take you?
To the temple, obviously.
He exclusively takes you to a part far away from his students, mostly because he doesn't completely trust them.
Coexistence.
Very strict, unlike others he does implement the punishment system; More than anything soft hits or threats, he usually denies privileges such as going out or socializing with other members of your environment due to your disobedience or lack of respect towards him.
Marriage and family
He is not very comfortable with marriage, however, if you agree, there can be at least engagement rings between the two of you.
If it can, children?
I assume he'll agree, but that's a half-assumption.
At most 1 child or 2.
Bad ending
You managed to escape, for some reason, you had managed to escape from where he was holding you prisoner. And when he finds out, he loses his mind.
He searches for you in the heavens and lands of all of Ionia if necessary, and when he does, he doesn't react well at all.
He drags you back to the temple, he doesn't care if Shen or all of Ionia tries to stop him, he will have you back in his arms.
When he arrives at the temple, he ends up making an extremely drastic decision; he breaks the bones in your legs, specifically, your knees.
No matter if you cry or beg, he won't let you escape again.
From now on, your only remaining option is to accept your destiny and... love him.
Reasons to be a Yandere
-The comic tell us that he is quite emotionally unstable, especially after the Noxian invasion.
-The shadows, his voices try to tell him that he has to keep safe the only thing that he considers precious, the only thing that he feels gives stability to his life.
-I have the idea that after the first time they caught Jhin, he is left with consequences, some especially strong ones that damage his mind as the days go by.
Additional data.
-Actually, it was Kusho who told Jhin your whereabouts, who to be sure followed Zed to where you were.
-Kayn has deep respect for you; You are the most important person for his teacher, so we can say that he contributes a lot to not letting you go out.
-After your kidnapping, Shen constantly thinks about your condition, knowing that you could be in danger.
-Zed sometimes thinks about the “mistake” he made by not being able to save you from Jhin the first time he took you, since he constantly blames himself for the damage you suffered that day.
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I LOVED TO MAKE THESE HEADCANONSSSS
(I didn't like the end of the comic btw)
Also, im working in others headcanons, maybe tomorrow is gonna be ready to upload it ;)
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samuraihighwayman · 1 year
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Sleeping Headcanons! Magic of the Heart edition!
Zed spreads out and sprawls something terrible. He can and will take up a whole king size bed by himself with limbs alone.
Luckily he’s easily adjusted. Literally just move him. He is a HEAVY sleeper he will not notice.
The Guardian is a light sleeper, they technically dont even need much sleep to manage but they still do it sometimes. It’s like an Elf’s “Trance” in DnD.
They’re the kind of person that can sleep sitting up and with their eyes open.
Because of this Zed has been scared shitless at least once while camping with the Guardian because he thought for sure they were awake… they were not.
The Guardian used to sleep deeply through the night, but that was back when they had a husband… before things went wrong.
They desperately miss being held at night. They will never admit it.
Mirren would occasionally sprawl on them during their time adventuring together… it was nice.
Zed is definitely the type to sleep with a stuffed animal. He didnt bring one with him on the quest to find the Guardian but he’s since taken up snuggling the plush of the Angel at night.
The Guardian finds this adorable. But would never say.
Merran snores, really loudly.
Makkaro and Darling sleeping together are codependent as hell post “kidnapping”
They want to be snuggling and holding each other AT ALL TIMES.
Darling will stay up when Mak works late just because they know they wont be able to sleep well if he isn’t there.
Mak is big spoon usually. He likes feeling like he’s keeping Darling safe. Darling likes feeling surrounded by a comfortable weight.
Darling is a furnace and Mak is an icebox. The bed is ALWAYS the perfect temp.
Both of them have reoccurring nightmares. They dont have to talk about what they’re about anymore… they just hug each other closer. They know.
On particularly bad nights Darling will sleep with their head on Mak’s chest. Hearing his heartbeat helps, even if it’s faint, off beat, and irregular now.
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volcanocraft · 7 days
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hoooolyly shit cluster b joel smallishbeans mentioned..... i love cluster b hcs (especially bpd) in general (coughcough projection) so i look around regularly and theres barely ANYTHING. all this to say if u find anything interesting then do post about it
Cluster B Joel is so REAL & TRUE!!! I personally headcanon Joel Smallishbeans in Hermitcraft + Life Series to have BPD, Empires Mezalean King Joel to have NPD, and God Joel to have HPD. Not to say they are interchangeable, but each character has those specific struggles.
The main takeaway from this is that C!Joel has a personality disorder for SURES!! I truly do think he is the BPD rep we need. He is such an intimate and fascinating headcanon, especially in the backdrop of his interactions and just general character.
What I really love is that Joel is able to have BPD (or another cluster B) and still make sense as a character without being demonized or reinforcing stigmas. He is very caring and can be callous, but he is also highly self-conscious at the same time. He can come off as conceited, but nobody takes it as an act of malice. When he does something mean purposefully, it reads as very impulsive or sensitive. Lots of reassurance on both the giving and receiving ends... He is just very human and has habits he can't control well (BPD), but he's not treated as a villain, and people love him all the same despite or for those "eccentricities." They don't end their relationship with him, and they don't think he's any less capable than other hermits because it's built on a solid, understood foundation, not face value. They also make fun of those quirks sometimes, but in an effort to point them out, not dehumanise them (I miss you empires...)
It sucks that BPD, NPD, etc. are such controversial headcanons to have or sensitive topics to bring up. and you can't bring up their internal conflict and experiences without someone chiming in about how unsympathetic their condition actually is. But thats why I fucking love the BPD Joel headcanon because he is a great example of what its actually like having this disorder: secure friendships with rocky interactions + a thriving environment (hermitcraft especially) + reactionary but not inherently antagonistic or malicious actions even if its self serving.
I don't think joel is written in the lens of bpd for any of these but: @transfemzedaph has some of my most favourite writing on him if you want some more content anon. Specially this post (mounders), this mezealan kingjoel/rendog fic, and smallishtay being unbearable!!! and then this fic by zedif-y is fucking awesome too (he is so fucking bpd coded here...) and @theminecraftbee (the GOAT) has a whole persona au on him, i dont know persona but the fics are really good anyways, especially this one and this one about martyn + secret life
Love to draw something for it. The only thing I've ever thought of is the permit office doubling as a pharmacy and Joel has to wait 2 business days for his SSRI refill because they only open on the weekends and grian wont make exceptions
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ghostkinnie · 2 years
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Ionia boys when you randomly kiss them.
YASUO
• Look this man LIVES for your kisses
• Loves when you surprise him
• Kiss you back right away
• He loves you so much he can't hide
• "You should do this more often, darling"
YONE
• He widens his eyes in alarm but when he notices it's you a clam smile plays on his lips.
• He's reserved so he might not react right away
• But when he does he's a poet and a romantic
• Will caress you as if you were porcelain
• "My love, what did I do to deserve this perfect kiss?"
KAYN
• Ok look this boy has two reactions
• First he's gonna be the cute blush mess
• Then a smirk will cover your lips and oh boy
• Get ready not to walk for the next few hours
•"You don't think you'll leave after that, do you?"
SHEN
• This man is a gentleman
• Would smile and caress your cheeks
• Definitely kisses you passionately
• Would look at you as if you were the most beautiful being
• "You're beautiful, dove."
ZED
• It would happen when you were in a private place
• It may not look like it but he is a loving partner
• He watches you neutrally but his heart would be warm
• Would kiss you slowly and play with your hair
• "Now what am I to do with you, little one?"
JHIN
• Hear me out this man is a ROMANTIC
• He would laugh shyly
• Expect to receive three times more
• He'll hug you and kiss you like you're perfect
• "You are the most beautiful of paintings, my love."
SETT
• This man's smile can be seen from miles away
• You wouldn't even have time to breathe because he would kiss you so hard
• Get ready he won't let go of your lips anytime soon
• He doesn't care how many people are watching he just want you
• "You're really something ain't you, hottie?"
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lightning-bringer · 1 year
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It's me again! The person who asked about polyamorous relationship, I know some people aren't okay with this ship considering their background so if it makes you feel uncomfortable please ignores this request, but maybe some headcanon (both sfw and nsfw if you're okay with it) of shen x reader x zed would be awesome! Thank you!
Oh I don't mind at all writing a ship with those too! I actually love it lol but I wasn't sure if you wanted them to be in a relationship with the reader, but not with each other, or if the 3 of them are in a relationship! I went with the last option for personal preference!
SFW headcanons
Im gonna start with a thought that's banging its way out of my head: when the 3 of you are cuddling, Zed and Shen take turns being the little spoon (the one in the middle)!!! And they fight about it!!!
Which is incredibly funny because Shen will be getting ready to be in the middle, stop and say he doesn't want to be cuddled by Zed, who'll sigh and say he knows he's lying but then he also doesn't want to cuddle Shen, because he's too stubborn, and you'll have to remind them that you can just be the little spoon
And they'd be quiet because... they wanted to be the ones in the middle... cuddled by both his lovers...
Nights with them would be a game of musical chairs with everyone changing places round and about
They would call themselves and each other old to you ALL the time, doesn't matter if you're the same age as them or younger. Anything that Zed does, Shen goes "that's because he is an old man Y/N" to which Zed would reply " my hair isn't the one turning white"
Ouch, low move
They'd have very different ways to celebrate special occasions and show affection, but would join forces to prepare surprises or things for you, though Zed would try not to be in Shen's way and let him do things mostly how he wants it
Shen is an overthinker, so at times he would be very hard on himself and your relationship. That's when the time comes for you and Zed to make his head shut up, grab him his favorite food and say lots of reassuring words
(Due to everything that happened, Zed isn't confident on reassuring Shen with words, so he'd do the physical touch and let most of the talk to you)
When you wanna be a little shit, you call Zed Usan. Shen can't really do it because it brings some painful memories to the surface, but every time you want to tease him and make Zed just a little bit annoyed, "Usan" it is
You would be seen as a ROYALTY to both kinkou and Order of Shadow members. Like, it's wild, even when both orders don't know about the nature of your relationship with the enemie's leader, they know your importance to their respective leader
Kayn would stop in his tracks when you pass, genuinely worried he'd offend you somehow and anger Zed, and Akali (before she left the kinkou) would stare at you with respect
(Shen is a little terrified at the idea of the Kinkou finding out about your relationship, but Zed thinks it would be just a little funny, though way too messy, which is why the 3 of you agreed on keeping things partially a secret)
If you're from one specific order, the other one wouldn't interfere on your training, but if you're not... damn, those 2 would FIGHT to train you, wanting to teach you what they know! And how they do things!
On that note, you would often have to tell them to shut the fuck up and stop bickering, because they will bicker a lot
NSFW Headcanons
Remember I said you'd just have to call Zed Usan to tease him?... well it 100% applies in the sexual scenario too, and then Shen does it too... you too can be little shits when it comes to teasing Zed
You and Shen absolutely team up against him, and provoke him until he loses his cool, and damn when he does... the two of you are in for a ride
In fact, Zed tends to get a more controlling role in the sexual part of the relationship, but Shen likes to push back just because he doesn't like to admit que enjoys Zed being in control
BUT... they'd absolutely love if YOU dominated them. Like, very literal domination, not only a little controlling. Sometimes they'd bicker with each other just to get try and push you to see if you'd let it out on them
When Shen feels like taking the reins, he likes to make Zed watch. He'd fuck you doggy style, facing Zed, tell you to moan his name, whisper how you're just his right now, only his to fuck, and the Shadow assassin would sit silently in the dark, barely visible as he touches himself
Zed really loves to watch, and no amount of pride or bickering or anything would stop him from making it very clear
Though I do believe he would be jealous if you and Shen had sex without him around
Which Shen would try to convince you to do, out of spite (his whole detached thing is always tested when it comes to you and Zed) and the thrill of it, knowing you two are doing something "wrong"
On the other hand Shen wouldn't really mind to not be included, he has a significantly lower sex drive than Zed, so it doesn't matter to him if you and Zed have sex more than you and him, or him and Zed
Sometimes, when they both have time, because they are busy men, they would take the day or night to worship you. You wouldn't be allowed to move a muscle, just lay there and take whatever they give you
Despite them having different ways to show love and appreciation, that moment is one in which they are in perfect sync and make you feel like the most loved and desired person in all of Runeterra
Shen is pretty much an oral kind of guy, so their favorite position with you would be you on all 4 and Zed taking you from the back while Shen uses your mouth
That's an absolute killer for both of them and they crawl up the walls with the view
As I said Shen isn't usually dominating but one of the things that would really tickle him and you and Zed would know just how to use, is mentions of his fairly bigger size when it comes to both of you (guy has a size Kink deal with it)
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grazi-ottsk · 7 months
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𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺! 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘪!
𝘈𝘴 𝘢 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘓𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴, 𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘌𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 :(
𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦, 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳.
𝘈𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘓𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴, 𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘐𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘌𝘷𝘪𝘭. (𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘰)
𝘚𝘰 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘤/𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 (𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘴: 𝘕𝘴𝘧𝘸 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘧𝘸 𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵).
(𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦).
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘓𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴/𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯/𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘌𝘷𝘪𝘭, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴:
𝐌𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬:
𝐀𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐬
𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬
𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧
𝐉𝐡𝐢𝐧
𝐊𝐚𝐲𝐧
𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐧
𝐒𝐞𝐭𝐭
𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐧
𝐒𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐬
𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧
𝐙𝐞𝐝
𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬:
𝐀𝐡𝐫𝐢
𝐀𝐤𝐚𝐥𝐢
𝐂𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐲𝐧
𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚
𝐅𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐚
𝐈𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐚
𝐉𝐢𝐧𝐱
𝐊𝐚𝐢'𝐒𝐚
𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚
𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞
𝐑𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧
𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐚
𝐌𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭:
𝐀𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐨
𝐀𝐲𝐚𝐭𝐨
𝐀𝐥𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐦
𝐂𝐲𝐧𝐨
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐜
𝐊𝐚𝐞𝐲𝐚
𝐍𝐞𝐮𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞
𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐚
𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐚
𝐗𝐢𝐚𝐨
𝐙𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢
𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭:
𝐀𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐚
𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐧
𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐮
𝐘𝐚𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐨
𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐞
𝐆𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐮
𝐌𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥:
𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲
𝐀𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐖𝐞𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐫
𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝
𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥:
𝐀𝐝𝐚 𝐖𝐨𝐧𝐠
𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐦
𝐉𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞
𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝
𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦... 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 :) (𝘰𝘩 𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘴/𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳...)
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exceptionalzed · 2 years
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Z-O-M-B-I-E-S characters and what they’re going to therapy for:
Zed - imposter syndrome
Addison - general insanity
Bree - anxiety
Bonzo - band nerd syndrome
Eliza - gifted kid burnout
Bucky - narcissism
Willa - being too hot
Wyatt - tumblr sexyman disorder
Wynter - adhd
A-spen - commitment issues
A-li - violent outburst, anger issues
A-lan - hypercompetitiveness
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selenealwayscries · 2 years
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Day 7: Friends (Pearl)
Day 8 & 9: Favorite collabs (Longest Death Message w/ Scar and Combrewter 2.0 w/ Mumbo)
I really am just using this month as an excuse to draw anything related to this man huh
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rens-w0rld · 3 months
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Lmao what if Tango used to constantly trick Zed into thinking that oatmeal raisin cookies were chocolate oatmeal cookies for like.... years, until Zed started liking the oatmeal raisin cookies?
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spicylove4ever · 6 months
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GBA's Magic of the Heart Random Headcanons.
Mazzul just ADORED all her kids. Especially the youngest ones. She was a kids person. Would have gotten along with Zed since he's a total puppy and would have considerated him "her little Schollar".
Makkaro's parents actually were kind of sappy with each other and Makkaro was a little weirded out by that as a kid but totally gets it as an adult.
There are many nerds on the Mistwood family. Maybe because they preffer to learn things and/or have a more quiet life after what happened to their mother.
As the Everest, the Crete Mountain has a "Death Zone" in which most of the ones who tried to climb found their demise, but most are completely covered in snow..... so Zed passed nearby his mother's half-rotten, frozen corpse without realising (or he probably was too focused in not dying himself).
Zed is the one who kept the Archangel-plushie. He basically adopted it and it's Zed's comfort toy after Raze dissapeared.
Makkaro has stopped ordering sparkling wine or cider on restaurants because he can't stand anymore the sound of the cork pomping out. He can take it if he's the one opening it and has in his eyesight the source of the sound, though, but any strong pomping sound he isn't aware of where it comes from makes him jump.
Frank and Gienne don't reach the level of besties, but they bonded quite much on a axe-throwing exercise with a picture of Kayble as the target.
Mirrin looks the part of respectable yarl when he has to, but with his staff and crew he's a closer guy and a total prankster.
Gienne's first attempt on cooking started with a "can't be too different from brewing a potion" and ended on a decent soup, but it was supposed to be a stew LOL.
Frank found hilarious how Makkaro is the bossy one in a relationship with a royal. After a while, that became old news since it also affected him as well and he settled into just teasing on how sappy or active they are.
The first and only time Makkaro asked the Franks to brew coffee, they used half actual coffee and half gravedirt something else none of the couple wanted to know about and refused to drink that concoction with skull shaped smoke.
A slightly sadistic small part of Raze that is expressed through the Maggreos allucination would love to watch Gienne's reaction to the "let's make a baby" thing.
Zed has a plushie of the mascot of his favourite wing-ball team. He also has a t-shirt, glasses, and figurines.
The Undead actually followed Makkaro's orders about not killing the Senator, but he died accidentally tripping and breaking his nose by landing on his face while running for his life.
Mirrin doesn't like much the Piscis Royal family because he thinks they are snobby, self-centered and "maybe not the best option for the Royal Family of Manas", but found Gienne a kind of promising black sheep of the family, but then saw her on Cimitaria and went back to not like her.
Zed is a walking encyclopedia and sometimes he spends long minutes blurting data. Mirrin finds it annoying, Raze thinks it's pretty useful, Gienne could find it useful too, and Makkaro could go from finding him an inconvenience to a mild threat, which would flatter Zed's self-worth. (Zed: you think I'm a threat? Makkaro: obviously I don't like the idea of some kid annalysing and exposing every potential weakness I might- Zed: can I hug you? Makkaro: ..... what?).
One of the firsts Maggreos' victims is a coffee shop employee who always got his name and order wrong. That is of course if there was that kind of coffee shops back then.
Makkaro bought Gienne's new music-box while giving the Undead a full earful on how the Senator was dead before he had the chance to kill him in person. I imagine a pissed off beyond imagination Makkaro venting his frustration to an army of skeletons and stops every few minutes to listen to the melodies or to ask the terrified owner with more frustrated yelling how much it costs.
Both Makkaro and Gienne changed their hair-styles from when they lived in Mana City, and Gienne had him pick her style (Gienne: which one of these hair fringes look better? Makkaro: you look perfect in every way, my love. Gienne: that is very sweet, but seriously, I'm asking because you know more about undercover looks; I have to change my hair to not be recognized. Makkaro: oh, right, let me see).
Part of Makkaro's problem with what's on his veins is having more coffeeine than blood.
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