my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that
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I strive to be a good actor like Nino
(Based on this post)
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Adrien: Nino, I think you should play the role of my father for this.
Nino: I don’t want to be your father.
Adrien: Perfect. You already know your lines.
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Saw this tweet and I couldn’t help myself (Has this one been done before?)
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Dick: Well, that was a waste of time.
Jason: Or was it?
*Jason holds up a phone*
Dick: What is that?
Jason: I accidentally mixed up the suspects phone with mine. They’re similar shapes, and my hand was in his jacket pocket.
Dick: You stole his phone?
Jason: Dick, I plead the third.
Dick: No soldier can live in your house against your will. You mean the fifth.
Jason: I’ve heard it both ways.
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it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.
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