Tony: Has anyone ever told you they love you?
Loki: Do my parents count?
Tony: Yeah.
Loki: Then no.
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Ben: Sometimes I feel like I don't fit in anywhere.
Rey: what do you mean?
Rey: You fit right in my arms.
Ben: *ugly sobs and hugs Rey*
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Rey, very bad at flirting: uhmm you smell really good.
Ben, equally bad at flirting: Thanks, I use both nostrils.
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Sirius: I saw a handsome portrait in the great hall.
Sirius: I tried to look closer.
Sirius: But then I realized.
Sirius: It was just a mirror.
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Remus: *carves remus+sirius into a tree*
Sirius: What a nerd.
Sirius: *adds 4ever*
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Tony: I burnt my tongue on my coffee and it made me realize that it's the ones you love that hurt you most.
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Peter: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Peter: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*
Peter: Well right off the bat I can tell this ones not very good.
Peter: I'm kinda disappointed, not gonna lie.
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Loki: Mike Wazowski twerking is the same if he was nodding.
Thor, on the verge of a breakdown: For the love of god, please stop
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Lily: James could you do a small favor for me?
James: I would kill for you but go on.
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