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sunny-rants · 1 year
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David Aja’s Clint and Phil Noto’s Natasha like if you agree
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funnyincorrectmcu · 1 year
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Nat: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward. Clint: … Clint: You concern me.
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natandwandaseries · 2 years
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*TW (maybe?) for discussion of menstruation*
Clint: You woke up drenched in blood.
Nat: It happens to women every month
Clint: Your side didn’t hurt?
Nat: Once again, happens to woman every month
Clint: Nat, you can’t just put a wad of cotton in there!
Nat: Once again,
Clint: You can’t put a tampon in your bullet holes
Nat: It’s an actual thing, might as well have one use for them.
Clint: Not for three gunshot wounds!
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blankdblank · 2 years
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Best Friend
Loki under his breath mutters back a self deprecating comment to Thor’s back handed compliment to Peter against his brother making now singularly gloved oc whack the blonde now confused Prince on the bicep with their uncovered hand halting the ebony haired Prince’s slink from the room to head for his usual reading spot. “Hey! That’s my best friend you’re talking about, apologize to Prince Loki!”
Making the bristling Loki fire back defensively at the mortal who struck, albeit uselessly, his brother, “I am not your best friend!”
“Yes you are!” Oc said to Loki then raised their hand making Thor flinch a step aside and fire out a weightless apology to his brother.
“I apologize, don’t strike me again. It is embarrassing to the both of us.”
Loki reiterated in a turn to plant himself to face oc head on, “You are not my best friend!”
“I know, you’re mine,” and they looked to Thor, “You want to see embarrassing that apology was pathetic. Do better.”
Loki said firmer, “We just met two hours past we are not best friends!”
Making oc look at him head on stirring an urge for him to step back even with a table between them. “You can’t tell me who my best friend is! My choice!”
“You don’t know me!” He all but shouted at them.
“You don’t know me either and whose fault is that?”
Loki sharply let out a breath shifting his hands at his sides in a loss for words, “No one?! We just met two hours past, I am not your best anything!”
“Want to make it best friends forever?” A crack of a verbal response came from the flabbergasted Prince who looked to his blonde brother that stepped away from oc subtly to place Peter between them as a buffer as oc pointed at Loki and left the room adding their glove again. “Didn’t think so. Thor practice your apologies before you embarrass Asgard, last time you were here you leveled a city, apology training for you is mandatory for what mayhem you’ll cause next.”
“I will have you know, Loki-!”
“Loki was under mind control, what’s you’re excuse, he didn’t level a town in New Mexico with his three besties to impress his girlfriend!” Oc says leaving the room causing Thor to scoff and cross his arms. “See you at lunch bestie!” They said with a grin and finger wave in their exit.
Peter simply looked up at Thor again and said, “She has a point...Some practice wouldn’t hurt.”
Loki muttered on his way to find a book and place to hide to the others in the room, “I am not affiliated with that mortal.”
He stopped however as Nat said, “Huh, weird, normally when she touches people they tend to melt or mutate.” Making Loki stop and smirk in watch of Thor’s squirm to angle his unfolded arm to find a growing patch of fur.
“There it is,” Clint said in amusement patting Nat’s arm as she finished binding a cut on his other forearm.
Down at his now absurdly large eared mouse shaped brother Loki beamed and muttered in old Asgardian, “Oh I am most certainly affiliated with that mortal.” Lifting his brother magically while saying in a tongue the others could understand, “Come brother, your fur is looking less than glamorous, let us go freshen you up. Do remember Mother’s lessons on presenting a proper image to the mortals while on diplomatic ventures.”
Cut two hours later and a scowling gerbil Thor with bows in his glimmering freshly washed and blow dried then combed fur was eating from a plate of cut veggies with eyes fixed on oc to every squeak laced muffled moment of his endless rant of getting revenge once the effects of this affliction had worn off. And beside the object of Thor’s whole life’s worth of fury Loki sat casually conversing over the chosen topic of the first book he had borrowed from Stark’s collection earlier in his hiding.
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☎ --@deafarcher
Name: Birdie
Ringtone:
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(taken after an exhausting Mission)
Last text sent and received:
[Red]: It'll be late, let's order some Pizza. You owe me for finishing your paperwork... Again.
[Birdie]: You're the best. Lucky is looking forward to Pizza.
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Queen Mathilde  ||  Natan
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loomontoia · 5 months
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lucky-bishova-42 · 24 days
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*Natasha walking into the bathroom*
Natasha: Can I get in here I need to—OH MY GOD!?
*Kate is dressed in a Black Widow suit with her hair dyed red, Yelena is wiping her red stained hands on a towel*
Kate, pointing at Natasha, excitedly: It’s like looking in a mirror!!
Natasha: No it isn’t Kate.
Kate: Who’s Kate?
Yelena, chuckling: I already can’t tell who’s who!
Natasha: Take that stuff off.
Kate: Wands! Get in here and settle this!
Natasha: Don’t call your mother ‘Wands.’
Wanda: What? Oh haha hey! Travel size Nat! Aw!
Natasha: Wanda, you’re encouraging this!
*Clint comes in*
Clint: I need the bathroom—woah this is confusing.
Natasha: NO IT’S NOT!
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rxmqnova · 4 months
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Hi!, how are you? So i saw that you have your request open can I request
Mama!Nat x daughter (around 3-4) in where on one of Natasha's missions she lost her memories and her memory stayed around when she left the red room so she doesn't know she has a daughter (duh), when she is told she can't believe it because she never though she would be able to have a child or they take her daughter to see her for when she wakes up and she finds out that she has a daughter that way. she feels insecure about being with her thinking she may hurt her So she avoids her. But reader insist to be with her mama angst with happy ending pls.
Hope you have a wonderful Christmas an new year🎉
Btw sorry for the bad grammar/English. it's no my first language
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Y/N: 4 years old ——————————————————
NO ONE'S POV "Please, auntie Wanda, I want to see mommy" Y/N begs, hugging Wanda's legs tightly and looking up at her with the best puppy eyes she can do.
Y/N's been begging every single Avenger, one by one, to take her see her mommy. Natasha's last mission didn't go as planned and she got badly hurt. She even was in coma for the entire 3 weeks, but thankfully she's much better now.
Though there is one problem… Unfortunately, Natasha doesn't remember the last years of her life… more specifically, the last memory she has is from more than ten years ago when she escaped the Red room.
Y/N's been begging and crying everyday, wanting to see her mommy. She knows Natasha's here on the compound as she saw how Steve carried her mama to Bruce after the mission.
"Y/N/N" Wanda sighs, lifting Y/N up and sitting her on her hip. "Honey, I know you do, but your mommy needs to rest" She kisses the little girl's head, receiving a whine as Y/N buries her head into Wanda's neck.
"I want mommy" Y/N cries out into Wanda's neck, making Wanda sigh once again.
"I know, bubs, I know"
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It took a few hours of begging, but Bruce and Doctor Cho agreed that they can't go on like this for much longer. Because the only one Natasha briefly remembers is Clint, he agreed that he'd be the one who tells the redhead about Y/N.
"How are you feeling?" Clint smiles at his best friend, sitting down on the bed.
"I'm fine, I don't know why I still have to be here" Natasha sighs, crossing her arms over chest. "Why are you here?"
"Can't I just come to see how's my friend doing?" Cling teases on which Natasha raises an eyebrow. "But yeah, I'm here to tell you something" He looks at the redhead, preparing himself to tell her about Y/N.
"Why are you looking at me like that? What is it? I feel like nothing can be worse than that I forgot the past 14 years of my life" Natasha sighs, waiting for Clint to speak.
"… We haven't really told you everything, Nat. There's something we left out, but we can't keep that from you anymore" Clint starts. "… You saved a little girl on a mission 3 years ago… She's spent here for about… 2 months and you decided to adopt her. She's 4 now and she's been begging us to take her to you. I know it's-"
"Wait. Wait. I adopted a child? Me?" Natasha asks shocked, not believing anything from what Clint has just said.
"Yeah, I-"
"Mama! Mama!" Y/N bursts into the room, Wanda running after her.
"I'm sorry, I turned around for 2 seconds and she was gone" Wanda explains with a sigh.
"Mama, I missed you!" The tiny girl says, attempting to climb the bed. "Mama" A whine escapes Y/N's lips after another failed attempt of climbing the bed as it's too high for her, holding her arms up for Natasha who's just staring at her shocked.
Wanda's quick to lift Y/N up, sitting her on her hip and holding her tightly as Y/N's trying to wiggle out of her arms and reaching her tiny arms for Natasha.
"N-no, no, I can't" Natasha panics, shaking her head.
"Calm down, Nat" Clint moves closer, trying to comfort his best friend. "Take her out, Wanda" He orders, Wanda nodding immediately.
"Want mommy! Mama!" Y/N cries loudly, kicking her legs and trying to wiggle out of Wanda's arms while the witch is carrying her out of the room again.
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A few days have passed since Natasha found out about Y/N and she still doesn't know how to feel about that. And now when she's finally allowed to leave the bed and get back to normal life, it seems even scarier.
Y/N, on the other hand, has been crying nonstop through the days. She just wants her mommy and everyone's been keeping her away again.
"Mama!" Y/N grins once she sees Natasha step into the kitchen, immediately jumping off of the chair and running to the redhead, crashing her little body into Natasha's legs.
"Oh, hi" Natasha says akwardly, carefully peeling the little girl off of herself.
It's not like she wouldn't want a child, but she just doesn't know how to take care of one. After all, she's never taken care of a child before… well, she doesn't remember it… so it's understandable that she's scared of it.
"Mama, I drew you lots of pictures. I'm gonna show you" Y/N informs, already running away for her drawings which makes Natasha let out a sigh of relief and she quickly makes herself something for breakfast.
"Hey, hm. You're Wanda, right?" Natasha asks, sitting down opposite the brunette who smiles and nods in response, so Natasha takes a deep breath before speaking again. "Clint told me you were the one who mostly took care of Y/N. I just… I just wanted to ask you if you could maybe take care of her for a bit more? At least a few more days please?" She asks, hoping to get a yes from the witch.
"Oh, of course. Y/N's such a sweetheart. If you need any help with her, I'll be happy to help you" Wanda smiles warmly on which Natasha lets out a sigh of relief, though the tiny footsteps that are approaching stress her out immediately.
"Look, mama! I have so many pictures for you!" Y/N informs, crawling on Natasha's lap which only makes Natasha panic. She has no idea how to hold the little girl, scared that if she wrapped her arms around her, her hold could be too strong and she'd hurt her. "This is you and me playing soccer, mama!" Y/N grins, pointing at the two figures on her picture before looking up at Natasha who only hums in response and gives the tiny girl an akward smile. "And this is us building a snowman!"
Of course Wanda senses Natasha's discomfort and calls her little niece to come sit back to her and to finish her breakfast which she's been eating before Natasha came in. Natasha mouths a 'thank you', shooting Wanda a smile before quickly finishing her own breakfast, disappearing into the gym without Y/N noticing.
"Where did mommy go, auntie Wanda?" Y/N asks after a while, looking around to find her mother.
"She needs to rest a lot, honey. We should leave her alone for a little bit" Wanda says with a sigh, already knowing this won't satisfy the tiny one.
Y/N pouts, jumping off of her chair, taking her drawings and running away, ignoring Wanda who's calling after her. She hasn't seen her mommy for weeks, she just wants to be with her. Why nobody understands?
The little girl enters Natasha's bedroom only to find it empty. There are ony two more places on the compound Natasha could be, so Y/N decides to check.
After not finding her mother in her office, Y/N ends up in the gym, smiling when she sees Natasha there.
"Mommy, you forgot the pictures!" Y/N informs, running to Natasha with her arms up. "Up! Mama! Up! Please!" The tiny girl pleads, jumping up and down in front of the redhead.
"Y/N, I… just put those drawings on the bench over there. I'll take them later, yeah?" Natasha says, trying her best to not hurt the little one's feelings.
Y/N nods, running away to put her drawings on the bench like Natasha wanted and then running back to her mama.
"Mommy, up please" Y/N requests, pulling out her best puppy eyes in hope to get some cuddles from the redhead.
"I'm sorry, Y/N. I can't" Natasha nearly whispers, hoping the little girl would just go away.
"But mama please. I want some cuddles" Y/N repeats again, tears filling her little eyes.
"Y/N, I said no. Please go away" Natasha sighs, slowly losing her patience as the little child is still standing in front of her with her arms up.
"Mama, please" Y/N pleads.
"What is so hard to understand? I said no. Go away" Natasha orders sternly, her voice raised a little bit which makes Y/N run away and cry loudly.
Natasha lets out a sigh after Y/N's cries die down, squeezing her eyes shut. She didn't want to make Y/N cry.
About an hour later Natasha leaves the gym, picking up the drawings from Y/N on the way. She throws them on her bed as soon as she enters her room, deciding to look at them after a shower. She really feels bad for making the tiny one cry.
Fresh out of the shower Natasha sits on her bed, taking all of the papers Y/N gave her and looking at all of them. She can't help the smile that forms on her face while looking at those drawings.
She spots a few more pictures hanging her closet, so she stands up and goes to look. She hasn't noticed them before as Clint only showed her where her room is this morning.
Now feeling even worse Natasha walks around the compound with hope to find the little girl somewhere. And after what feels like stepping into 100 different rooms Natasha finally finds the tiny girl in what seems to be her bedroom, laying on her bed and cuddling to her teddy bear while sobbing.
"Hi there" Natasha says quietly, sitting down on the bed on which Y/N just turns around and buries her head into her pillow. "Can we talk?" "Hm-hm" Y/N shakes her head.
"… Are you mad at me?" Natasha asks, gently placing her hand on Y/N's back and giving it a rub.
"Yes, because you're being mean and don't want to give me cuddles" Y/N mumbles out with a pout, finally looking at her mother with her puffy eyes.
"Y/N, I… I'm sorry, okay? I didn't want to be mean to you, but I just don't remember you" Natasha sighs, tears forming in Y/N's eyes again at the not very nice tone Natasha used. "No, please don't cry. I'm sorry"
"But I want you to give me lots of cuddles and be nice to me, because you're my mama" Y/N cries out, burying her head into her pillow again which makes Natasha think about whether should she leave or not. She's never been in a situation like this. What should she do?
"I'm sorry, please just stop crying" Deciding to stay, Natasha desperately tries to calm down the little girl somehow, but rubbing her back just doesn't seem to be enough.
Though Y/N's tears don't stop. She just wants more comfort from her mommy, so she crawls over to Natasha, sitting on her lap, wrapping her tiny arms around her and burying her face into her mother's chest.
"I… okay" Natasha carefully wraps her arms around the tiny girl which finally makes Y/N calm down and the redhead smile as Y/N's hug brings her this really nice feeling she doesn't remember feeling before.
"Mama?" Y/N questions, lifting her head to look at Natasha who hums in response, smiling a little bit. "Did you look at my pictures?" She continues, finally being in her mommy's arms making her forget everything that happened just a few minutes ago on which Natasha lets out a chuckle.
"I did, they're very pretty, sweetheart" Natasha tells the tiny one, receiving a huge smile from the little girl before she cuddles up to her, making Natasha smile.
It will surely take a while until Natasha learns how to take care of Y/N and it will surely be hard, but now the redhead knows she wants to try and be a mother to the tiny girl. And there was only one thing that made her realize… a hug from her little girl.
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I'm sorry it took so long. I hope you had wonderful Christmas and New year as well!! <33
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marvel-lous-guy · 4 months
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Tony: What the hell was that!?
Peter: A calculated risk!
Tony: you shot me!
Peter: I SAID IT WAS CALCULATED! I NEVER SAID I WAS GOOD AT MATH!
Tony: it doesn't take a genius to understand that if you pull the trigger an arrow will be fired at whoever is at the end of the bow!
Peter: It's a HARPOON
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critter-of-habit · 1 year
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More of my ♀️ Avengers 'What If...?'/AU because someone reminded me Hawkeye and Black Widow have that fight 👀
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incorectquoteswlw · 13 days
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Yelena: I just wanna revisit something
Kate: Yes!
Yelena: If you were to put together a draft of people you'd want to go out with, would I at least be on it?
Kate: Y-yeah I mean, how many... how many slots?
Yelena: One.
Kate: … Wha-
Yelena: ... Two?
Kate: (blushing) What’re you asking me right now?!
Nat: How are they both this stupid?
Clint: Don’t ask me I just work here
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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years
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Nat: What? I’m not aggressive! Clint: Last Tuesday you whacked me with a pair of boots and stole my cookie. Nat: That’s survival of the fittest. Totally different.
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togrowoldinv · 8 months
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Farmhouse
Natasha Romanoff x Female Reader
Natasha brings you home to Clint’s farm and you share a soft day with the family
Note: I love love love auntie Nat and those kids deserved Nat to stay alive, so in this fic she did. Enjoy the softness!
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One of Natasha’s favorite places in the world is Clint’s farm. When he first helped her defect to Shield, the farm was her safe haven. Laura and Clint were so nice to her. It was the first time in years that she felt anywhere was a home.
Natasha has continued visiting over the years, so she knew when she fell in love with you that she would bring you home to the farm. After much kissing, she convinced you to get up at the crack of dawn to fly to the farm. The kids would want to see her when they wake up.
“Are you ready, detka?” Natasha asks you as you stand on the front porch of the farmhouse. You’ve seen pictures of it before but being here you can really feel the sense of home Nat gets from it.
Nat takes your hand in her strong one and opens the door. The house is quiet, only the soft hum of fans can be heard. Natasha walks with practiced direction and leads you into the kitchen.
“Nat,” a woman, Laura you recognize from photos, greets her. “Come here, honey.”
She stands up from the table and hugs Natasha. You’re surprised by Nat’s easiness to fall into the woman’s arms. The only other people you’ve seen her hug so casually are you and Steve.
“Laura, this is my girlfriend y/n,” Natasha says.
“It’s nice to meet you, Mrs. Barton,” you greet her.
“Oh please, call me Laura!” She says and pulls you in for a hug. Nat watches on with a smile.
Laura tells you that the kids will be up soon, so you better prepare for the quiet house to become chaotic. Nat takes you upstairs to drop your bags in her bedroom. While you’re up there, little feet patter across the floor.
Natasha steps into the hallway and looks towards the bedrooms.
“Nate?” She asks.
“Auntie Nat?” The little boy matches her questioning tone.
“Yeah buddy, it’s me.”
“Auntie Nat!” He yells and steps out of his room completely. He runs to Natasha, who picks him up and holds him tight.
“Good morning, Nate,” Natasha says. “This is y/n. Can you say hi?”
The boy rubs his eyes and leans further into her, clearly enjoying her warmth. You understand.
“He’s still sleepy,” a voice comes from behind you. The prodigal daughter stands there with a sleepy grin.
“Lila,” Natasha says softly.
“I’m so glad you’re here,” Lila says as she practically jogs to reach Nat for a hug.
“I missed you, malyshka,” Natasha says.
She hugs Lila while still holding Nate in her arms. He’s drifting off to sleep.
“Y/n,” Nat addresses you. “This is Lila, aka my favorite kid.”
You all three chuckle.
“Nice to meet you, Lila,” you say. She feels a warmth in your greeting.
“You too,” she says. “Coop will be sleeping for a while, so we should probably go downstairs.”
Lila leads the way and you follow her with Nat and Nate trailing behind. The little boy is completely asleep, but Nat doesn’t mind. If anything, it warms her heart that he is comfortable enough to drift off in her arms.
Downstairs Laura begins to cook breakfast. You try to help but she tells you that company shouldn’t cook. You sit next to Nat at the table and converse with the family as the day begins.
Breakfast is delicious. And you already feel like a part of the family. Nate even lets you cut up his pancakes so you take that as a win.
You move to the living room afterwards to sit with Nat. Nate runs around and plays while Lila and Cooper play on their phones.
Natasha seems lighter after just a couple of hours of being at the farm. You lean against her shoulder and she kisses your cheek. You sigh contentedly.
“You okay?” Nat asks.
“I’m great,” you tell her.
You shift to look into her eyes and see her smiling at you. Natasha lifts your chin up with her hand and kisses your lips softly.
“Gross,” comes a remark from Clint of all people.
“Shut it, Clinton Francis!” You tell him.
His mouth opens in shock. Natasha, Laura, and the teenagers die laughing.
“Natasha, how dare you tell her about my name!” Clint yells.
“Sorry,” she says unseriously. “She got it out of me.”
“It’s clear who wears the pants in this relationship,” Clint jokes.
Natasha pulls you closer as the conversations continue. You really feel at home with these people in this place.
You think one day you’ll get a farmhouse of your own and live out your days with Natasha there.
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natandwandaseries · 1 year
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Nat, Yelena, and Clint
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incorrect-wandanat · 4 months
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Wanda: Thank you for coming, Clint. Natasha just won’t listen since that mission went wrong.
Clint: No problem. We’ve been doing this a while, so I know how to get Nat out of her head.
Clint: *approaches Natasha lying motionless in bed*
Clint: *in piss poor Russian accent* My friend…Why overthink, when you can overdrink?
Wanda: wHAT—
Nat: *sits up* You’re right. Let’s turn up.
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