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Stephen: do you want to hear a cool science fact

Loki: :,) yes!!!

Stephen: pfft you would you fucking nerd

#you requested loki x stephen and here is incorrect quote one #!!! #marvel #avengers #mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #loki #thor #revengers #loki incorrect quotes #loki laufeyson #dr strange #stephen strange #gay #very gay

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Loki: I’m disgusted every time someone does a gender reveal and it’s a gender I already know about, what kind of fucking reveal is that

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Stephen: I can only reverse time for emergencies.

Peter: *looking at his corn dog on the ground* Doctor Strange, please

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yes, of course! i’ll keep this in mind but my mind is the wankiest place so i never quite know what’s going to come out of it

can y’all request marvel ships in asks? idk what to do so just send in your faves 🥺

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Thor: I am sorry Loki, it looks like Father is dead.

Loki: I think he was just born like that

#to be fair it does look like odin is dead #all the time #very dead face #no offence to anthony hopkins #he has a nice face just not when he’s playing odin #incorrect quote #loki #thor #revengers #marvel #avengers #mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #loki incorrect quotes #loki laufeyson

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Natasha: ask in a way that won’t panic everyone

Clint: okay [via intercom] is there a fireman on the Quinjet?

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Gamora: be kind to everyone.

Drax: wait, even Peter?

Rocket: yeah, Peter’s the worst

Gamora: look, we’ve been through this. Yes, be kind to Peter as well.

Peter: ha! Suck on that, losers

Gamora: shut the fuck up Peter

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#yes this is a screenshot #so you can see all the emojis!!! #because that’s like the entire point of the thing #marvel #avengers #mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #loki #thor #revengers #loki incorrect quotes #loki laufeyson #odin is a bitch again

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i don’t know anymore

Loki: you know, if you changed the “n” in your name to “k”, our names would rhyme ;)

Tony: can you stop

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Peter: so our plan is this. Loki will go into the store and fall over

Loki: and then I will pretend I have hurt my arm oh so greviously

Peter: and then I will ask for an ice pack for his arm which was hurt oh so greviously

Loki: and then they will give us a pack of frozen peas.

Tony:

Tony: so what’s the point of this plan, then?

Peter: ...free peas

Loki: obviously

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Tony: good morning

Tony: how’d you sleep?

Peter: I, uh - you just close your eyes and lie down in the dark for a bit I guess

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Steve: you look happy, did something good happen?

Peter: I finished this puzzle today! It said 2-4 years but I finished it in 3 hours! :)

Steve:

Tony: oh, what a clever boy [to Steve] don’t you dare

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Loki: friends are like a trampoline

Thor: ?

Loki: I always wanted a trampoline

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sexy

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Loki: yesterday Father said I was too sensitive. I’m not too sensitive, right?

Thor: well, I mean, you do kind of overreact every now and then

Loki:

Thor: are you okay?

Loki: just leave me alone to die

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Odin: ew, look at Loki just sitting peacefully in his room not bothering anyone like he owns the place, what a fucking nerd

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Natasha: am I really asking for too much? I mean, when was the last time a guy opened the car door for you?

Loki: when I got arrested

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