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twilight fact of the day
when Bella was depressed in her room after Edward left she listened to this song
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The Volturi: “How many vampires have you created?”
Carlisle: “yes”
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Twilight characters as random photos from my camera roll
Edward:
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Emmett:
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Alice:
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Jasper:
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Carlisle:
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Rosalie:
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Bella when Edward returns:
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Carlisle: “I just examined the body.”
Bella: “Wait, he died?”
Carlisle:
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Carlisle after receiving a call from the school saying that Emmett drop kicked Edward across the football field while Jasper did 58 consecutive backflips in the cafeteria and Alice and Rosalie had a dance off that leveled the Gym:
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As someone who literally just finished Twilight, Breaking Dawn Pt. 2, let me crystallize my reactions during the scene where everyone ‘dies’ in Alice’s vision. (I definitely didn’t think it was real..)
Alrighty here we go… wait they didn’t run at each other in the book…
OMG CARLISLE WHAT THE FU-
Now Esme is sad no. Run at the Volturi. Slay them all where they stand.
Wait wait wait no Jasper what no no NOOOOOO
Yeah rip those Volturi heads off.
Aw Seth saved someone! 🥰🥳 if anything ever happened to him I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Hold on a minute. He did not consent to that- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 BURN IN HELL YOU VOLTURI BITCH
LEAH KILL THEM ALL
NO LEAH DONT DIE ON ME NOW HOLY SHIT ESME YOURE A VAMPIRE JUMP FOR GODS SAKE
😭😭😭
I’d like to watch Aro die again but whatevs. OH THANK GOD ITS NOT REAL.
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dude I don’t even like these chips
guess I’ll finish the entire family size bag in a span of 10 minutes while I cry over fictional characters and then marinate in my DIY exfoliating bed
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Pain is a notification that something is wrong in our bodies
We’re just giant cell phones with complicated emotions
someone take away the Oreos and exsistential dread or this might be an all nighter
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Does anyone else ever have a random organ in their body start going
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I’m always just like:
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Why are you mad that I made a mess you literally called it confetti cake
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me: I think I’m pretty reasonable and kind to myself.
also me: omg why are my atoms so noticeable today
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