Carlisle after receiving a call from the school saying that Emmett drop kicked Edward across the football field while Jasper did 58 consecutive backflips in the cafeteria and Alice and Rosalie had a dance off that leveled the Gym:
As someone who literally just finished Twilight, Breaking Dawn Pt. 2, let me crystallize my reactions during the scene where everyone ‘dies’ in Alice’s vision. (I definitely didn’t think it was real..)
Alrighty here we go… wait they didn’t run at each other in the book…
OMG CARLISLE WHAT THE FU-
Now Esme is sad no. Run at the Volturi. Slay them all where they stand.
Wait wait wait no Jasper what no no NOOOOOO
Yeah rip those Volturi heads off.
Aw Seth saved someone! 🥰🥳 if anything ever happened to him I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Hold on a minute. He did not consent to that- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 BURN IN HELL YOU VOLTURI BITCH
LEAH KILL THEM ALL
NO LEAH DONT DIE ON ME NOW HOLY SHIT ESME YOURE A VAMPIRE JUMP FOR GODS SAKE
😭😭😭
I’d like to watch Aro die again but whatevs. OH THANK GOD ITS NOT REAL.