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Broccoli Gurus
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Broccin' around the Broccoli Tree
Have a broccoli brocci brocc.
Broccoli hung where you can see
Every couple tries to stop.
#broccli#broccoli thoughts#broccoli queen#broccoli#christmas#christmastime#santa claus#dance#christmas carol#carolling#lols#lol#lolz#lolol#meme humor#meme#christmas meme#christmas mention#holiday#happy holidays#merry christmas#festive#vegancommunity#veganlife#veganfood#veganism#vegan#veganeats#vegetarianism#vegetarian
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How could you say that to me?
#you are mean#why would you do that#why would you think that#why would someone do this#how could u do this to me#how could they#how could you#how dare you#you broke my heart#you broke my soul#you broke my trust#insult#broccoli#broccli#vegetarianism#vegetable#vegetarian#vegetation#vegetables#vegetarienne#vegetal#veganfood#veganlife#veganism#vegan#this is my dream#this is my brand#this is my real life#you are killing me
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#broccoli thoughts#broccoli queen#broccoli salad#broccoli#veganism#vegetable#vegetables#vegetarian#vegancommunity#vegan#veganfood#vegansofig#vegetarianism#vegetation#meme machine#memes are cool#memes#meme humor#meme#best memes#nice memes#wholesome memes#quality meme
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#broccoli thoughts#broccoli queen#broccoli#broccoli gurus#veggies#veganism#vegetable#vegan#vegetables#vegetarian#gordon ramsay#chef#veganlife#veganfood#veganaf#meme humor#meme machine#memes#meme#memehumor#spicy memes#best memes#dark memes#just memes#memes and things#memes are great#nice memes#hot memes#wholesome memes
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Omg it's twins 💕 So blessed. 🤰
#food baby#foodislife#food porn#food#broccoli queen#broccoli#ultrasound#healthyliving#healthy eating#healthy#healthy living#health#eat green#veganforlife#veganfood#veganlife#veganism#vegan#veganshare#vegetarianism#vegetation#vegetable#vegetables#vegetarian#vegetal#my baby#clean eating
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Me at a Chinese Buffet
#healthyliving#healthy eating#healthy#healthy living#health#cleaneating#clean life#clean living#fried rice#fried food#chinese restaurant#chinese buffet#asian restaurant#chow mein#won ton#memes are cool#meme humor#meme machine#lols#lolz#lol#lololol#hot memes#new memes#best memes#memes#meme#broccoli#broccoligurus#broccoli queen
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Y'all ever stare into your broccoli for 20 minutes straight and wonder why your best friend from grade 8 doesn't like you any more or is that just me?
#sad thoughts#deep thoughts#broccoli thoughts#broccoligurus#broccoli#friendship#friends#nostaliga#nostalgic#nostalgique#memes are cool#meme machine#meme humor#meme#memes#memehumor#hot memes#lols#lol#lolz#lololol#lollapalooza#depressing#depression#where did they go#where did i go wrong#where did everyone go#why dont you want me#why dont you love me#why dont i matter
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I'm just saying you don't hear people complaining about 30-50 feral broccolis.
#broccoli#veggies#vegetarian#vegan#veganism#meme#veganfood#broccli#dank memes#funny memes#broccoligurus#memes are cool#memes#veganislove#vegetarianism#vegetation#meme machine#memes are great#30 to 50 feral hogs#feral hogs#30 to 50#wild hogs#veganeats#cruciferous#just saying#smug#mhmm#broccoli queen#broccoli salad#go vegan
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Tips to prevent spoiled produce:
Keep fresh herbs and leafy greens in cold water, as you would flowers.
Eat your veggies in the car on the way home from the grocery store.
Place your mouth directly in the baggage area while the cashier is ringing you up.
Bury yourself in fresh garden soil and eat the broccoli as they sprout.
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We're going to need to educate them guys, they're new here.
#broccoli#me explaining#area 51#they can't stop all of us#aliens#alien abduction#gonna abduct some aliens#turned the tables#vegetables#memes are cool#meme humor#meme machine#memes#meme#nice memes#dank memes#wholesome memes#alien meme#veggies#veganlife#veganforlife#vegan#veganfood#little green men#eat#little green trees#lols#lolz#lol#lolmemes
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2 memes for the price of one. We couldn't decide which we liked best.
#broccoli#veggies#vegetarian#vegan#vegetables#broccli#meme#funny memes#dank memes#broccoligurus#memes#memes are cool#veganisthefuture#vegetation#meme humor#meme machine#memes are great#veganlife#broccolo#cauliflower#dankest memes#food#just memes#foodislife#memes and things#lols#healthy#healthyliving#memes are life#health
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#dank memes#memes#funny memes#meme#memehumor#memesarelife#broccoli#veggies#vegetarian#vegan#veganism#vegetables#broccoligurus#cruciferous#memes are cool#veganisthefuture#meme humor#meme machine#memes are great#broccoli gurus#veganlife#cauliflower#dankest memes#food#just memes#foodislife#lols#memes and things#wow#broccoli queen
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#broccoli#veggies#vegetarian#vegetables#broccli#meme#funny memes#dank memes#broccoligurus#vegetarianism#memes#cruciferous#memes are cool#meme humor#meme machine#memehumor#memes are great#broccoli gurus#dankest memes#food#just memes#foodislife#lols#memes and things#cheese#cheddar#i love cheese#broccoli queen#broccoli and cheese#cheesy
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Pretty disappointed by the number of you decidedly not worshipping me, but ok.
Actual rare footage of me as the Broccoli Queen. Worship me if you want.
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