woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:
vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)
which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.
luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.
why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.
vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.
then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.
which then require months of further specialized treatment.
the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage
vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.
the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!
it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!
which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s
Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.
today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar
if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!
in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!
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This is the list of music that make me feel like the villian or will make you feel like the coolest (and crazy) badass Queen / King that you are.
2YA2YAO! - Super Junior
Ain't My Fault- Zara Larsson
All the Time 2 - Wintertime
Bad Blood - Taylor Swift
Black Widow - Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora
Castle - Halsey
Cradles - Sub Urban
Crazy=Genius - Panic at The Disco!
Cooler Than Me - Lucky Luke
Diamonds - Sam Smith
Do Me a Favor - Arctic Monkeys
Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time - Panic at The Disco!
Double Knot - Stray Kids
Emperor's New Clothes - Panic at The Disco!
Everybody Knows - Sigrid
Ex's and Oh's - Elle King
Formation - Beyonce
Heart Shape Box - Nirvana
Heathens - Twenty One Pilots
Heavydirtysoul - Twenty One Pilots
Hell or Hallelujah - KISS
Homemade Dynamite - Lorde ft Khalid
Horns - Bryce Fox
How You Like That - BLACKPINK
Humble - Kendrick Lamar
In My Feelings - Lana Del Rey
John Wayne - Lady Gaga
Kanye's in My Head - Boy Epic
Kill this Love - BLACKPINK
Love Killa - MONSTA X
Me, Myself & I - G-Eazy ft Bebe Rexha
Meltdown - Stromae ft Lorde
Mount Everest - Labrinth
Nate Growing Up - Labrinth
Natural - Imagine Dragons
Nigthmare -Halsey
Obsession - EXO
Old Town Road - Lil Nax X ft Billy Ray Cyrus
Panda - Desiigner
Pirate King - ATEEZ
Power is Power - SZA, The Weeknd & Travis Scott
Pray for Me - The Weekend ft Kendrick Lamar
Pretty Savage - BLACKPINK
Pumped up Kicks - Foster of the People
Quarantine - Boy Epic
Ready for This - Taylor Swift
Sacrifice - Bebe Rexha
Sally Walker - Iggy Azalea
Sleeping Powder- Gorillaz
So What - Pink
Start a Riot - Duckwrth ft Shaboozey
Started - Iggy Azalea
Sucker for Pain - Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa & Imagine Dragons w/ Logic & Ty Dolla $ign ft X Ambassadors
Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
Teeth - 5 Seconds of Summer
This is America - Childish Gambino
Toxic - Britney Spears
Victorious - Panic at The Disco!
War Machine - KISS
What I Know Now - THEY ft Wiz Khalifa
When I R.I.P. - Labrinth
Wicked Games - The Weekend
Wolf - Boy Epic
Wonderland - ATEEZ
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Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO
Acknowledged
Answered
Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK
Added
Implored
Inquired
Insisted
Proposed
Queried
Questioned
Recommended
Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY
Admitted
Apologized
Conceded
Confessed
Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE
Advised
Criticized
Suggested
JUST CHECKING
Affirmed
Agreed
Alleged
Confirmed
LOUD
Announced
Chanted
Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL
Appealed
Disclosed
Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT
Argued
Barked
Challenged
Cursed
Fumed
Growled
Hissed
Roared
Swore
SMARTASS
Articulated
Asserted
Assured
Avowed
Claimed
Commanded
Cross-examined
Demanded
Digressed
Directed
Foretold
Instructed
Interrupted
Predicted
Proclaimed
Quoted
Theorized
ASSHOLE
Bellowed
Boasted
Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK
Babbled
Bawled
Mumbled
Sputtered
Stammered
Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER
Bargained
Divulged
Disclosed
Exhorted
FIRST OFF
Began
LASTLY
Concluded
Concurred
WEAK PUSY
Begged
Blurted
Complained
Cried
Faltered
Fretted
HAPPY/LOL
Cajoled
Exclaimed
Gushed
Jested
Joked
Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED
Extolled
Jabbered
Raved
BRUH, CHILL
Cautioned
Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG
Chided
Contended
Corrected
Countered
Debated
Elaborated
Objected
Ranted
Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE
Commented
Continued
Observed
Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY
Enunciated
Explained
Elaborated
Hinted
Implied
Lectured
Reiterated
Recited
Reminded
Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME
Confided
Offered
Urged
FINE
Consented
Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS
Croaked
Lamented
Pledged
Sobbed
Sympathized
Wailed
Whimpered
JUST SAYING
Declared
Decreed
Mentioned
Noted
Pointed out
Postulated
Speculated
Stated
Told
Vouched
WASN’T ME
Denied
Lied
EVIL SMARTASS
Dictated
Equivocated
Ordered
Reprimanded
Threatened
BORED
Droned
Sighed
SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME
Echoed
Mumbled
Murmured
Muttered
Uttered
Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN
Exaggerated
Panted
Pleaded
Prayed
Preached
OH SHIT
Gasped
Marveled
Screamed
Screeched
Shouted
Shrieked
Yelped
Yelled
ANNOYED
Grumbled
Grunted
Jeered
Quipped
Scolded
Snapped
Snarled
Sneered
ANNOYING
Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER
Guessed
Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM
Hooted
Howled
Yowled
I WONDER
Pondered
Voiced
Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS
Recalled
Recited
Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH
Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD
Scoffed
Snickered
Snorted
BITCHY
Tattled
Taunted
Teased
Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz.
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