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A idea- Tim

I like to imagine Tim hears Redhood coming up and in a fit of panic he does the weirdest stuff (which he regularly does when scared)

Tim quickly throws flowers all over dims the light layed out in the bed, when Jason comes in and Tim is just like "oh my goodness your not Kon!"

Or I like to imagine what would happen if Jason came while Tim is absolutely drunk or on good pain pills

Jason: did you just throw a pillow at me-

Tim: yeah Bitch. And I'll do it again!

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Tim: oh heeeyyy hood I didn't see you there behind my giant pillow fort which I totally didn't make a few seconds ago-

*Jason knocks it over*

Tim: nooo my fort!

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*Tim under his bed praying to his tiny picture of Jason*

Tim: please please please please please

*Jason absolutely confused at the pleading*

Jason: are you okay kid? I didn't even start beating you yet

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Tim looking at a giant monitor with all of his trackers of his friends when Jason comes in

Tim: you saw nothing! I'm a normal kid who didn't inject trackers into my friend!

Jason: mini-bat?

Tim rapidly closing tabs only to see a bunch of Bat- Robin pictures and his background was a giant Kon picture- Tim rapidly tossing it into the wall

Tim: you saw nothing!!!

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I can see Jason giving a whole lecture to Bruce and Dick about Tims weird actions.

#dc prompt #jason todd #tim drake #kon el kent #timkon

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A idea- Damian

I love the idea of Damian going to far extents to mess with people using animals

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Tim: I swear to God Bruce you gotta believe me!

Bruce: Tim...theres no way in Damians limited time he taught birds to learn your cars color and to poop on it.

*arguing*

Damian in the background: I did do it...he made fun of the haircut Grayson gave me a month ago

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Jon: Damian why did you send me a message through an owl?

Damian: I was grounded by father so I used the nest best thing besides calling, bird travel....

Damian: And did you get that package I sent?

Jon: You sent a package?

*que a tiny robin panting and trying to fly with a giant package*

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Damian taught the rats to dance just to confuse the villains and he tamed Penguins birds and Harleys hyenas.

(he asked Hartley for help with the rats)

He trained the rats to watch over Jason and the other bats whenever he is grounded and there's definitely been a time when Damians animals have saved the bats, like Joker is about to make a epic speech but a bat slaps him in the face. Or he uses them as a distraction

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Dick: how the fuck did you do that?

Damian: do what?

Dick:...Damian you taught a pigeon how to do the cha-cha slide it's dancing!

Damian: so? I think his dancing is adequate?

Dick: his-

Damian: his name is Jeffrey and I won't let you slander his skills! He's doing his best!

#dc prompt #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #bruce wayne #jon kent #dick grayson

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A idea- Damian

I like to think that whenever one of the bats are sick or hurt Damian takes over their vigilante roles. I can see him rolling up dressed as Redhood talking to his goons

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Goon 1: boss is that you? Why are you so short?

Damian: how dare you! I'll have you know I can have your kneecaps removed and I'm very tall for my height!

Goon 2: alright kid go back to your- Ah! He bit me!

Damian: fools, I am your boss! I'm Redhood!

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When Damian took over Dick's costume (Dick was sick) I can see Dick catching Damian like this then cooing over little Nightwing taking photos filling his phone storage, Damian would head to the Titans telling everyone he's Dick despite him being very short and aggressive.

And with Tim I can imagine Damian being pouty about it but he'll still do it messing with Kon and Bart, he wouldn't let anyone know he was doing it for Tim and when Tim comes back he's just confused about why Bart and Kon are fearful of him and complaining

Damian also does it with the girls (he especially enjoys wearing Cass's outfit) he tried to do batman but obviously everyone said no and he got banned from it.

(I just imagine Damian wearing the outfits out of missions because he looks up to his siblings even if he won't say so) cute little brother energy.

Damian definitely doesn't let anyone in the batfamily know, it's his little secret.

#dc prompt #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #cassandra cain #dc titans

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A idea- Tim

I imagine Tim when he doesn't sleep long enough turns into a classic villain or a mad scientist.

He purposely mixes ingredients and food during the morning and changes sugar to salt and he's just sitting at the breakfast table just giggling like a evil madman while everyone else is just baffled.

He purposely messes with people stuff and hides in the raftors and vent giggling like a mad man, I can see him 'fighting against the man' but it's just Tim fighting against Jason messing with him and pulls out the 'you almost beat me to death' card whenever someone tries to make him stop messing with Jason even when he's in costume

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Jason: Leave me the fuck alone replacement!

Tim: Fuck you I do what I want!

Random citizen: why the fuck is Red Robin yelling at Red hood

Dick: why can't we all get along?! *Currently hugging Damian trying to 'protect' him

Random citizen 2: Dude that's Nightwing and Robin-and oh..oh Red Robin just shoved Red hood off the building

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Tim makes it everyone's problem when he doesn't sleep

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*Tim in a chair with his logo giggling in a pitch black batcave*

Dick walks in turns on the light*

Tim: I've been waiting for you Nightwing... *Turns around with Alfred the cat in his lap*

Dick: how long has you been down here waiting for me?

Tim:......that doesn't matter-

Dick: did you get stuck again?

Tim: that's ridiculous....yeah...

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Tim would mess with all of the heros if they even dare talk to him.

#dc prompt #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne

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A idea- Bats

I love the idea of Batman bringing all his Robin's to league meeting

Imagine Dick just comes out from underneath batman's cape absolutely slams a piece of paper on the table and starts to violent draw.

Hal: Hey buddy what are you drawing?

Dick: I'm drawing clowns! (He says this in a complete angry and aggressive tone before violently showing the picture to the rest of the league and it's a bad drawing of them all minus Batman)

Bruce: That's an amazing drawing Robin we'll have to frame that in the bat cave (Dick is just beaming happily as Bruce pats his head)

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Jason would stay hidden under the cape and would be reading a book quietly giggling through the whole meeting so everyone just sees batman and child like giggles.

I can see Jason crawling under the table messing with everyone and I can totally see him watching Wonder woman who totally sees him and gives him an autograph.

Jason hears people talking about Batman and immediately kicks them in the chin before hiding in Batman's cape clinging to his leg (I can totally see Jason as a daddy boy with Bruce when he was younger after he was adopted)

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Whenever Tim was taken there like all the others he hid in Bruce's cape with his tablet solving unsolved mysteries from Bruce's files (which at this point he's leaving cases "unsolved" for the others to do) I can see everyone coming to talk to Bruce only for Tim's little hand to reach out and slap their hand away (he totally got protective of Bruce after a while since you know his parents are always away)

Tim takes a small job being Bruce's little bodyguard smacking people's hands away no matter who they were (Hal and Barry try to mess with him only to get their ass handed to them)

I see Tim standing serious beside Bruce as he does his speech only at the end to be patted in the head and handed a lollipop

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I see Steph proudly walking around puffing up and trying to fight/get autographs during the whole meeting and I can see her go up to Batman loudly digging inside his belt and pulling out a bunch of candy only to sit down on the table munching loudly while Superman tries to talk.

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Cass would just spend the whole time ducking in and out of shadows scaring everyone especially Hal and gifts Bruce the video of the other league members screaming for Christmas.

I fully imagine the others just thinking Batman got cursed or something or he's a meta with a shadow power when it's just Cass.

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When Damian is taken there he puffs up to everyone, when Superman tried to greet Bruce he gets slapped and when Wonder woman tries he glares and stands infront of Bruce.

Hal and Flash are giggling as Damian sits on Batmans lap with crossed arms like a mini Bat and Bruce would look down ask if the plan sounds correct and Damian would give it the yes or no.

Damian crackles and chases after Hal and Booster Gold with his sword swiping at people's ankles with his Batarangs (Damian would definitely make his own Batarangs but for just him to use which are smaller and different colored.)

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All the bat kids left their Robin symbol somewhere in the meeting room and I think it would probably be under the table (imagine there's other sidekicks marks)

#dc prompt #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #bruce wayne #cassandra cain #stephanie brown

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A idea- Damian

I love the idea that Damian is a gremlin wildcard compared to everyone even Jason. Like the bats have no clue about his friends (who are all very powerful and can beat up literally everyone.)Just imagine Damian messing with mobsters and cults with his friends just behind him all prepped out silently threatening them.

Or Damian would just drop bombshells of information and hidden backstory about himself (and others) because I imagine the league made him do outrageous things the weirdest missions and learn the most bizarre skills.

(He gets it from Bruce who also bomb drops the most weirdest and shocking things during random moments. He's just chilling at the league meeting says something out of pocket then goes back to the meeting like nothing happened while the rest are just shocked.)

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Bruce: and that's all the reports for today- oh yeah and I adopted a kid.- anyways...

Hal: Wait- what the fuck?! We are not glossing over that!

Diana: I'm an aunt?!

Clark: I'm an uncle?!

Barry: I'm also an uncle?!

*Que everyone gasping and saying stuff like I'm an uncle, aunt, cousin etc.*

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Damian: Don't worry Grayson I know exactly how to sew a knife that works and as you say this will be 'a piece of cake'

Jason: Okay what the FUC-

Dick: little D how did you-?

Damian: I will need some string I propose we destroy Drakes clothes, unravel them -since Drake is already dying- then I shall make our escape and Drake will freeze and be embarrassed, it is a win for everyone-

Tim who's tied up and bleeding: Okay, Fuck You!

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#dc prompt #damian wayne #batman #bruce wayne #league of assassins #diana prince #clark kent #barry allen #hal jordan #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd

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A idea- Jason and Damian

I like to think when Jason was still in the league he would take care and visit Damian after every battle and every day no matter what and he would talk about Bruce and Dick talking about everything he knows only to completely forget who Damian is after he gets his mind back.

Imagine Damian running to hug Jason only to get a confused look and harsh words, the bats would all be so confused why Damian is clinging to Redhood and acts like an excited child whenever redhood was mentioned. I think Damian would secretly hide in Jason's old room and protect Red hood from going to jail or getting injured etc.

(Jason ends up growing fond of Damian not knowing that Damian knows everything he likes down to his favorite color.)

I can see Jason as Redhood holding Damian as Robin being very smug looking at the bats as Damian is cuddling and clinging to him, que Dick being extremely jealous

#dc prompt #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #batman #red hood #dc robin #league of assassins

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A idea- bats/ mostly Jason

Do you think as a crime lord Jason ever gets people putting hits on the bats asking him to kill them.

They pay him to kill Nightwing, and you just have Dick and Jason setting up a whole bloody scene and taking photos as 'proof' Jason killed Nightwing. (They put the discowing in the middle all bloody)

Then if any of them payed him to kill Damian he would get so angry and defensive immediately killing them or just maiming them really badly.

I think Jason keeps count on who gets the most hits on them just so he can brag about who's the most annoying or killable.

He definitely would keep the photos the people have of all the bats because it's always low quality and funny.

I can see Jason getting payed to kill Batman which will lead to a week or two of Jason trying to kill Bruce but in all honesty it's more playing.

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Jason: hey B

Bruce: hey Jaylad, I didn't know you stayed last night

Jason: yeah I came about an hour ago

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Dick: so is anyone going to mention how you just stabbed B?

Jason: tch no I didn't stab him it's just a knick

Dick: he is bleeding, it's stuck in his side!

Bruce: come on Dick he's just playing

Jason: Yeah you heard him I'm just playing!

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*Damian in the background absolutely furious that Jason doesn't get punished when he stabs people but when Damian stabs people suddenly that's a problem!? It's just friendly bonding*

Ps: Dick's the one with the most people trying to kill him via assassin.

#dc prompt #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #batman #bruce wayne #red hood #nightwing

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A idea- bats/ loves?

Do you think the people who crush on the bat kids all get together like once a week to talk about things? I like to think they do because their lovers are all emotionally constipated and self-sacrificing so ofc they need to bond over making sure the bats don't end up self destructing.

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Wally: So have you also been ignored?

Roy: Yup

Jon: Yeah ...

Kon: Definitely

Steph: mhmm

Wally: We all know why right?

All: The al zinki case

Wally: Good I'm not the only one, now let's go get in trouble and remind them we're here

Jon: why don't we just solve the case?

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Steph: or...we can get kidnapped....

*murmurs of agreement*

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I just imagine them as old tired wives doing like an old workout video talking to each other about gossip and their 'husbands'

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Jon: Damian hasn't slept in two days

Wally: Tch two? Mine is on week 1

Kon: Pathetic mine is about a week and a half in

Roy: Why the fuck would you let them get past 1 day- I would never let Jaybird avoid sleep he needs his rest!

Steph: my batty-girl would never miss a day of sleep.

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Most of them only have crushed on the bats because their all to scared to confess to them (Damian and Jon have some type of puppy love going on and Jon just thinks of Damian as his best friend and doesn't understand why he likes Damian so much and why kon keeps bringing him to talk about Damian with Kons friends)

And every once in a while whatever girl or man that likes Bruce ends up joining them during this time, I fully think the bats would never know about this because all of them already know the bats techniques and can clearly dodge them.

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Dick: hey do you ever wonder where Roy goes every Friday?

Jason: no why?

Dick: well...every Friday all of us somehow end up in the living room, it's nice but uh kinda weird don't you think?

Damian: now that Grayson says it this does feel suspicious and Jonathan always leaves during Friday as well...

Dick: Wally too

Cass: Steph-

Tim: - and Kon

All:....

Jason: so every Friday we all meet in the living room and our bo- best friends all go out leaving us here like a fuckin daycare?

All murmurs of agreement

Jason: ....like a daycare...exactly like how Roy drops of Lian..- wait...- Wait, Oh Son of a bitch! Roy! I'm not a child you can just drop off here like it's a daycare!

Alfred: I hope you don't plan on leaving without food?

Jason:....okay but just one tiny square sandwich....and then I'm going to kill him! Also can I have a drink?

Dick: I want a drink too and can you grab the TV remote I promise Damian to show him kung fu panda-

#dc prompt #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #roy harper #jon kent #wally west #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #kon el kent #alfred pennyworth

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A idea- Jason and Damian

I feel like Jason would have a soft spot for Damian like after Damian is scolded Jason cuddles and comforts him and they both try to hide it from everyone so only they know.

Before galas Jason would fix Damians suit and start listing put advice on how to avoid annoying people, sneak off and to mess with people or sometimes during patrol Jason would slide Damian more food (at this point he has a snack pocket that Damian is constantly checking whenever their alone. People just see Robin digging in RedHoods pocket like a child trying to steal candy) Damian would watch out for Jason by checking on him after patrol using his own bugs he left on Jason (Jason definitely knows about them) or Damian buys him better items like weapons, medical supplies or clothes and Jason would read Damian books almost every night (or when he's free)

They both would rather die then let any of the other bats know about it. (They do it in front of Tim just to mess with him)

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Jason: I love you little brother give me a hug

Damian: Jason...Big brother!

*hugs*

Tim: ...OKAY WHAT THE FUC-

*later*

Tim: Dick I'm telling the truth they were cuddling, cuddling!

Dick: sshh, shh it's okay your big brother is here, let's go get you to bed-

Tim: God damnit I'm not sleep deprived I saw it!

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I love the idea of Jason and Damian just gaslighting Tim. (Both learned how to gaslight people by Talia)

#dc prompt #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #batfamily

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Thoughts- Dragons au?

These are just little thoughts I had thinking about dragon aus for the bat family and it's mostly Damian.

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Damian is a dragon baby newly born and since he's a little baby. He of course then finds favoritism with Jason after seeing him second after Bruce which is a little bit hard because he's so small and Jason is the 2nd biggest meaning Damian would cozy himself in nooks of Jason always making Jason be careful in his sleep or when he wakes up because he doesn't want to smush Damian. ( Damian instinctively goes to the most biggest or the one he views the strongest, plus he likes Jason's warmth)

I also think Damian would be walking with a baby wobbling, stumbling unused to walking, to the exit of the cave and somehow he always manages to sneak past all of them with his little baby legs making everyone panic only to find him snug in some grass soaking in the sun only to be carried back and coddled

Each time Damian is groomed he's so small each lick would pretty much lift him and make his stumbled so most of the time Damian would go to Tim for grooming making Jason, Dick and Bruce gloomy.

Damian met Jon one day when he sneaks off and somehow meets Jon in the wild and is immediately trying to puff up to Jon despite Jon definitely being a little bit bigger than Damian (Jon clearly cowers whenever Damian does this first in actually fear of the angry small dragon but now just to make Damian feel better)

Damian definitely gets giant in the future leaving the Dick upset trying to carry the giant Damian and groom him like how he used to (Damian always gives in to his brothers whenever they try to groom him or anything, he mostly does this so that they still feel powerful and older.)

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Tim would be a poison type of dragon and I can imagine him first meeting the bats trying to poison them to get away but failing really badly

( not the batfam but I just imagine the flash family to be rather small and zippy always running really fast and slunk to the ground like fast lizards with wings. Imagine them hiding under rocks then surprising others by zipping out)

Jason would definitely use his size as an advantage always slumping and laying on people whenever he can knowing barely anyone can escape him making it easy for him to force groom the others. ( He also pretends to be easily overpowered for Roy and Dick just because it makes them happy, I fully believe he does this with Damian too just so Damian can get a sense of happiness for 'winning' against his big brother)

#dc prompt #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #wally west #dragon au #jon kent #roy harper

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A thought- Jason and Damian

One of my most favorite ideas and posts I've seen is the idea that Jason and Damian are petrified of bugs. And they treat it like it's a horror movie.

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Jason: They got Tim!

Damian: It's too late for him Todd! We can always get another Drake, grandfather has his spleen we can make a new one!

Jason: Your right, B already has too many kids he won't even notice!

Damian: Wait! What about Richard?!

Jason: What the fuck about him?! let him die for all I care what about Cass or Duke?! Their the most important ones!

Damian: I- Aaahhhh!! It's flying!

Jason: Fuck this, die you devil! *Gun shots*

Dick: Guys what-

Jason: aaahhh! Fuck!!

Damian: Help us Richard!

(both clinging to Dick as he carries them away from the bug *RIP his back* )

Jason: have I ever told you, your my favorite?

Damian: Yes Richard the best...

(they just see Tim take the bug outside and both of them are shock and petrified of him after, they think he's pure evil)

I imagine Damian and Jason sleeping in Bruce's room....not because their scared no of course not Bruce is scared their just doing it for him so he doesn't feel scared.

#dc prompt #batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain

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selkie jason AU: so they are not all sea animals but they. like to swim, ok. wet beast AU.

had a random thought of damian being a non-shifting regular human like bruce. this is how they watch movies. sorry about steph she is taking a government mandated bat break (im tired of drawing)

#adorable #i will die for them #love this #more please

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A thought...or a question???

This thought came to me when I found a teen titans comic and honestly after looking at it I think there should be more fanfictions where the teen titans meet the bats and I was mostly thinking about them meeting Batman.

I just want to see the titans being shocked that their cold leader lights up with smiles at seeing this tiny Robin and how he clings to batman (I know during this main time he's all serious because of the batman fight thing but just ignore that)

And it's not just the bats that I've been thinking of like what if the teen titans saw the young justice greet Dick with smiles and friendly greeting and hugs. I feel like they would think Dick is possessed when he starts making puns and jokes with Wally.

I can see them shocked when RedHood just comes in and gets trapped in a octopus hug from Dick, then comes in a sleep deprived Red Robin and a small Robin (or maybe the girls too + Cass would definitely scare everyone)

I've just been looking for these types of Fanfiction ideas or maybe the bats beating Slade...?

(if you know any please comment it!)

#fanfic #dick grayson #batman and robin #teen titans #young justice #wally west #dc robin #batman #fanfiction struggles #just a thought #red hood #red robin #batfamily

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I love this prompt!

BATFAM PROMPT:

Feral Talon Dad Bruce Wayne AU

The bat kids are raised by a Cryptid zombie horror murder man who loves them very very much❤️

Bruce is sent to kill the Graysons by the court of Owls and kidnap their child to make him a Talon.

Dick witnesses the whole thing but because he’s so young in this AU like basically a toddler he’s terrified and when Bruce picks him up to take him back to the Owls Dick snuggles into him and sobs and screeches and he’s angry and confused and scared and tiny but This massive murder monster who killed his parents is the only comfort he has.

Dick is alone and he has no one. No one is coming to save him, no one is coming for him , his mama and daddy are gone and the only thing left is …. Whatever the hell this cryptid horror zombie is.

So Dick, takes his comfort where he can, which today comes in form of zombi does Bruce Wayne and that’s what it takes i guess.

Bruce breaks out of conditioning and vanishes into thin air with the kid. Only he doesn’t go back to the court.

Maybe this Bruce takes baby Grayson away and raises him as a feral murder baby.

They live secluded and away from anyone and anything. Maybe the mountains in Nanda parbat. They’re so discreet and good the league of assassins doesn’t even know their mountains are technically compromised.

Bruce raises Dick in complete secrecy. Literally like a wild child, Bruce occasionally travels to the town over to bring back toys and books and whatever he finds that he thinks would make Dick happy.

Dick sees and longs for peoples and connections and more. He loves Bruce but Bruce is basically like Ariel’s dad WORSE he’s basically mother gothel, he’s seen so many horrors and he’s so paranoid. He just wants his son to stay alive and away from any harm.

keeping Dixk locked away and safe from the Owls that mean him horrific torture and agony. Safe from the world, Safe with Daddy😭❤️.

SIGN LANGUAGE ENTHUSIAST BATFAM HEADCANON.

Bruce’s voice is … zombified and uncomfortable to use, so he teaches himself sign language and then teaches Dick. They invent their own dialect. Just for them😭

Dick gets big enough to want to see the world, to understand what happened, to find himself outside of his adopted eldritch Dad, and MAYBE! Make a damn friend like he’s been seeing in those picture books Bruce brings for him every week.

He “runs away” in a fit of teenage rebellion or whatever you wanna call it, after Dick gets caught sneaking into a village a couple kilometres from their Cosy little cave they like to call home.

Bruce is furious and terrified and he’s everything a scared father is after finding your kid missing from their room when they were supposed to be home hours ago.

Dick explodes in frustration and tears and off he goes.

He goes back to the beginning. To Gotham.

A half deadly Half sunshine all Feral Dick Grayson is roaming the world all alone when he stumbles across a considerably less feral

Less deadly Jason Todd.

Jay is an orphan and this weirdly affectionate clueless terror of a guy just imprinted on him

and won’t leave him alone.

I mean Scary bird boy is a stage 5 dumbass, zero bark, Zero bite 100% cuddles kinda guy.

(Seriously this dude has no concept of personal space and it’s bordering on infuriating) but Jason is like 99.9% sure he just saw him down crime alley snapping the resident rapists necks.

The men that call girls avoided and the police did isn’t care to arrest, so clearly bird boy is not a bad guy but he’s definitely not Harmless either.

Jason likes his style though.

Maybe the court of owls tries going after Jason or tries to kidnap Dick again.

Bruce finds them in the nick of time and slaughters every single one of the Owls once and for all.

Shenanigans ensue and they all bond.

Love love love. Bruce literally adopts him the minute he sees him.

Bruce and Dick teach Jay sign language.

Jason teaches Bruce and Dick how to read.

Jason loves his feral dad and brother.

MAYBE! Tim parents were Owls.

The rich wealthy elites of Gotham succumb to their nefarious ways in an ironic and cathartic end, survived by their heir Timothy Jackson Drake. Who up until now they had been grooming into becoming the next Owl man, he’s been trained to kill and torture and every other bad guy skills he needs to be their evil little successor.🫡

Bruce gets rid of them though.

WOMP WOMP.

Maybe after killing Timmy’s parents Bruce is just like…

Bruce: awwwwww this reminds me of how Dick’s surprise adoption went!

Tim:…. Bro you can’t just murder my parents and call this a surprise adoption.

Bruce: we can call this a kidnapping if you wanna keep it 💯 but either way you’re coming home with me

Tim: …. I ain’t even like em like that fr. Let me just pack a bag real quick.

The Drakes parenting was abhorrent so after Bruce kidnaps him ,Tim is viciously violent at first but after Bruce shows Tim patience and kindness.

Tim develops Stockholm syndrome like instantly and just latches onto Bruce like it’s the first instance of true love and care he’s ever felt.

Jason is actually the most normal and well

adjusted out of his Psychotic family. Ironically he’s the only one out of all of them that hasn’t killed someone lol.

Tim latches on violently to Dick & Jason, it’s adorable and scary and very creepy in a wholesome way. Tim absorbs any kind of attention like a sponge and has separation anxiety. He likes to watch them sleep and follow them every where they go like a puppy, only he does it in the shadows and takes candid pictures of them he collects religiously.

He’s a complete weirdo.

Dick finds him Absolutely delightful, he wants to gobble him all up and cuddle at every opportunity, he enables all Of his bad habits and Jason does his best to damage control and encourage Tim to dabble in more healthy hobbies and ways of showing affection but ultimately Dick Grayson remains undefeated as a bad influence.

Dick is a good big brother, so obviously he’s gotta participate in his baby brothers love language so Timmy can feel seen and appreciated.

So now Jason has TWO stalkers shadowing him everywhere he goes. 3 when Bruce is feeling sentimental.

Jason tolerates his families psychotic and feral behaviour because he loves them more then life itself and if anyone else said anything like that about them he’d snap their necks.

Jason shows his affection in normal ways like beating up peoples trying to start a fight with his brothers and cooking for them because they can’t cook to save their lives.

Sometimes Jason will wonder on how exactly Dixk survived all those years in that cave with an immortal Bruce who doesn’t need to eat.

(Bruce would catch wild animals and Dixk

Would eat the meat raw, sometimes he’d hold his blood soaked hand full of flesh out wanting to share with dad, but Bruce would just drag Dick closer to him and nudge him to keep eating his dinner)

Jason feels bad and bakes him sugary monstrosities included but not limited too:

Oreo chocolate chip maple soaked marshmallow pancakes.

Sour candy lucky charm jam filled donuts.

Triple Chocolate Nutella and peanut butter Reese cookies.

Jason is appropriately horrified at what he’s created every time.

But Dick tasted sugar for the first time and doesn’t know how to act.

The kids are living their best lives but Bruce Is SPIRALLING.

The more kids Bruce acquires the more stressed he gets.

There’s a really angsty scene where Bruce breaks down holding onto his kids and crying. He’s not a monster, he just wants these kids to be safe. He doesn’t wanna kill anymore, he doesn’t wanna hurt things anymore.

He wants to go home with his babies.

He wants to take all of them back to their busted creepy cave in nanda parbat.

But Dickie Isn’t a baby anymore, he wants his family close but he also wants MORE, he wants to be around people he wants to discover the world. Jason was born and raised in Gotham and Bruce can’t in good conscience rip his life apart like that.

And then there’s Timmy. Honestly the Tim is this AU is an unhinged obsessive gremlin, he just goes wherever his family wants to go, nothing else really matters to him but them.

And so Bruce decides to stay in Gotham and hides them all in an abandoned building. It’s kind of like a nest.

Bruce stashes his babies in a Makeshift safe house until he can figure out a way to make all this work.

Maybe Alfred finds their weird little makeshift Family when he stumbles into their safe house and manages not to get immediately killed.

Alfred is VERY worried about the state in which these kids are living.

He vows to lure them and their Dad to a safer better living arrangement.

Maybe Bruce gets severely hurt and the kids kidnap Alfred to patch Bruce up.

Alfred is appropriately horrified at the undead creature growling and hissing while he treats their mortally terminal wounds, but keeps as much composure as an ex-military general would about it.

Bruce like totally imprints on Alfred And like a cat, he drags each and every one of his kids into Alfred life for him to babysit and look after while Bruce goes out to do whatever zombie dads do.

Alfred has no choice in the matter and has effectively acquired spontaneous grandkids and a son.

Bruce: daddy?

Alfred: …. Boy do I look like-⁉️

They move in with Alfred basically over night.

Damian is either created Through the league of assassins who stole the courts strongest talon’s DNA (Bruce’s DNA) to recreate it. Or any other way I guess I donno? Maybe Talia and Bruce got jiggy with It at one point when they were in those mountains. PFFFF LOL GIVE ME IDEAS.

Gonna run with the first idea ?

Damian is created in a lab, Maybe the Drakes latest project was too recreate their greatest success which had been Talon!Bruce.

Tim revisits his parents lab randomly and discovers this. An abandoned lab and abandoned cryogenic chamber containing a baby.

Tim grabs the kids and runs back home.

Jason is exasperated and Alfred panics a bit cause…. Huh?!?!

Jason: Seriously guys? We can’t afford Another surprise adoption right now.

Alfred: do you mean a “kidnapping”

Jason: don’t be mean! It’s their love language 😡

Alfred: wonderful… is it safe to assume I’ll be raising yet another grandchild?

Jason: that’s the spirit, anyway we gotta find a much bigger apartment than this, it’s getting crowded.

Alfred: Ah, my sincerest apologies for the inconvenience caused by my oversight. It seems I should have anticipated my being abducted by a feral street urchin and his entourage of lethal pets. Quite the oversight on my part, I’ll begin apartment hunting right away sir.

Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian: *living their best life while Alfred tries to wrangle them out of shenanigans*

Anyways They take Damian in and he’s just as feral and eldritch horror as his daddy. He’s got his big brother’s trademark behaviours too!

Tim’s severely anti social mess , Dick’s creepy uncanny valley nature and Jason’s love for baking!

It’s so sweet how much he takes after his sibling and Bruce couldn’t be more proud of his litter of horror.

Alfred is honestly such a trooper through all this, salute the GOAT.

I wrote this on a whim! If y’all wanna hear more about this AU, if you want it written, let me know!

#love it #more please

[florisa6s]

i love me overprotective damian wayne

#same #i love it