A human centipede in fursuits is just a caterpillar
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California should just do /gamerule doFireTick false
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I wish to commit violent acts against the moon
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I was depressed so I built a couch.
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If you licked an elder scroll, would it taste like a fruit roll-up?
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I just realized a guillotine is just a more fun version of “So, no head?”
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*unzips fleshsuit* hello fleshy mammals :)
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Skin is just a candy wrapper for people
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From my latest jackbox game with friends, may I present... Existential Frog
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Maybe the lamb sauce was in our hearts all along
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I AM THE FUCKING POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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My thoughts are pretty slimey right now:)
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How do I tell my friend he’s probably a wendigo?
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Being considerate of my feelings is probably my biggest turn-on.
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