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Hi guys I feel like this is something everyone should know, I actually just learned about it while reading this,anyway stay safe!😽

So it happened about over a month ago when I came across this comment section on Facebook about the Angel Shot. OP had asked how many people were aware of it and what are the other names that it could be called.  

So what is an Angel Shot?

It’s not an actual shot or a drink. The Angel Shot is something that a customer can order to let staff at a bar or restaurant know that they feel unsafe or that they’re in danger. In this way, employees can intercede and potentially head off a dangerous encounter.

You can order it;

neat: someone will escort you to your vehicle

on the rocks: they will call you a cab

with lime: the staff will call the police

This policy isn’t used in every country, however, you can always ask your local bars and restaurants if they use it. Google for more information about the Angel Shot and whether there are some specific policies practiced in your country similar to this, for this may come in handy someday. Stay safe everyone!!

#Angel shot #safety #information #bar safety

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He is to cute!!!!! I imagine him doing this to pepole.

Reblog if you would adopt cursed cat Alastor

#cursed cat alastor #cute #art #fanart

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❤ MHA ART PAGES ❤

mashup art pages I made in my free time

#cute #art #mha fanart #fanart #mha art #katsuki bakugo #shoto aizawa #hizashi yamada #keigo tamaki #hawks #eraserhead #present mic #Dabi #Denki #Kirishima #shinsou

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❤ HANGOUTS ❤ hazbin hotel x reader head cannons

this has smut and fluff topics.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR- she would offer to have like a jam sesh to hangout she would sing and you would sing or play an instrument and when your done probably sit down and snuggle or go get a snack.

VAGGIE- would offer to just talk so you could get stuff off your chest and then you would snuggle together and watch a movie afterwards.

ANGEL DUST- most likely offer sex,but I feel like he's the kind of person who would also like offer to play fight with you to blow off some steam and he would most likely turn it into a tickle fight since you know he has a big advantage six arms and all.

CHERRIE BOMB- felonies and big parties is this girls vibe, like I imagine y'all giving a bank blowing it up running literally a block over to a club and getting wasted and then growing home and doing stupid stuff,what kind of stupid stuff you ask? Your choice!

SIR PENTIOUS- inventing,dudes such a geek its cute, he'll like show you how to build a gun holding your hands and showing you where to pit sedan bolts and screws loves when you hug him and are just there for him nothing else needed.

HUSKER- drinking while he teaches you how to play poker, you get really good, he might have let you win a few to boost your confidence in the end your both a drunk laughing mess which of coarse ends in cuddles and for those who choose the other option yes it is a possibility if y'all asses don't pass out first.

NIFFTY- this girls still cleaning even to just hangout. Y'all are mostly like cleaning old stuff that you had or she had,making them beautiful again,y'all would even clean al's speech I so radio for him"if he had one".

ALASTOR- y'all would just hangout and talk or read books together while listening to some jazz music or just a Normal radio station.he would even offer to dance around with you.

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ROSIE- Tea time,this girls the queen of tea partys, shell have all kinds of severe limbs desserts and different kinds of teas and while y'all are out side in a nice villa just talking and drinking your tea.

VALENTINO- sex

VELVETTE- this bitch gives me couch snuggle vibes,like she was sitting there scrolling on social media and you just crawl on top of her and snuggle her while you get out your phone and watch something or also scroll social media.

VOX- Binge man, I fell like he would snuggle you and turn a movie onn on his face,and for those of you who would like a smut option I feel like he would male you cockwarm him until the end of the movie,and then I will let y'all imaginations take you from there.

LUCIFER- he would invent new rubber ducks and you would paint them or y'all would have a fun chat session. Just talking and enjoying each others pressence.

ADAM- would take you out to dinner and y'all would actually have a really good time,and then after wards he'd offer sex or cuddles.

LUTE- she would spend a lot of time training shell even play fight with you or she would just chill and read a book with you reading beside her.

EMEILY- would have a huge kitchen and y'all would spend hours just baking and baking and baking all kinds of stuff y'all would have so much food after a bale sesh that y'all would go and pass baskets full to all kinds of angels and freinds y'all new.

#hazbin hotel x reader #fluff #hazbin hotel fanfiction #headcannons #hazbin hotel #cute

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💥 DIRTY TALK 💥 bakugo x reader

Smut,fluff,dirty talk,Slightly public. 18+ guys,and gals 😽

how it got started you were unsure,but he began teasing you more with his words rather than with his hands.

Some of the things he said embarrassed you,weather or not it was whispered in public.

Other things crawled down your spine tingling in your lower belly. Lust blocking with in you.

Your brain and body were surprisingly working together as he confused and teased you with his new cues and words.

Teasing you in public was one of his favorites. The dark embarrassed blush that came so quickly. He couldn't get enough of it.

"look at you (y/n).you a sweet good girl to everyone". Bakugo began,eyeing some of the crowd around trying to get you, eyeing around as well to see what he was looking at," it would really be a shame if I had to taint your Pyrenees in front of them~, now wouldn't it?

He'd whisper real close to your ear so only you could hear him. The easy his voice curled inside your head made something little in you alight with arousal.

"your looking really cute in that new skirt". "Would you mind if I take an look underneath"?,he purred innocently, how about I take my hand and make you feel good? Stroke your folds through these panties and make a nice wet spot with your arousal~.

Bakugo started scenes.in public sweetly, like he was complementing something about you but at the and it twisted with his deeper darker desires for you. but when you were at home his words were definitely out going,getting right to the point. Sometimes you wondered of he'd take you right there.

" that adds is looking mighty fine there (y/n). What's your secret?", he winked at you across the island bar in the kitchen, I think its your shaking those hips to the beat. Trying to seduce me~. Bakugo got up from his seat and rounded the kitchen island to get to you. Your little charm worked but backfired. "I'm gonna enjoy bending you aver this counter and taking this cute butt".

At times he kept his promise of pleasure. Making that ache of pleasure he started go away. But not for good no,no. You craved him more now because you can't get his words out of your head. And he brought you to the bedroom making things worse for your panties.

Hed give you Pat names. Calling you sweetheart,darling,princess and so much more.The way you responded to them only encouraged him further.

Bakugo also encouraged you to be loud and beg for him, and with the way he's been acting lately its not that hard.

" you live me this (y/n)?",When I fill you deeply?", make your brain mush and your body quiver just from one move. He asked you,not expecting an true answer He specially started thrusting into you from the behind while he whispers in your ear. What me to male you louder? To make you cry out with all those pretty moans and mewls that are ment for me?" I think you do~."

His words could reach vulgar and stressed as he tried to keep a talking as he made love with you.No longer keeping up that posh nonsense they some how made you wet and embarrassed no matter the setting. Underneath all that,there was the rough man you fell in love with a long time ago.

"Fuck",bakugo groaned,loving the way you felt around his cock," your pussy feels so fucking good around me like this. so tight and well...all for me~."

When he comes he's surprisingly quiet other than his usual short curses or groans.but his eyes tell a different story if your looking right at him. They're warm you from the inside out just as your climax over comes your being.

Bakugo accepted cuddles after sex,glad to have a break from the words. Going back to the "Actions Speak Louder Than Words" motivation. Though he whispered to you before you fell asleep or before you left the cuddly mindset.

"do you feel better sweetheart?" ill kiss every aching mark that I left on your body if you want", his voice soft and concerned for you. No longer set on arousing you.But making you fell loved more than anything.

hi guys I'm sorry this took so long its just been a really stressful week and I've been trying to get this done to so its just been long I have another on coming so plz bear with me. Bye😽

#bakugou katsuki #mha bakugou #bakugou x reader #fluff #shameless smut #smut #public stuff #y'all know the rest 😸 #Pillow fluff

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💜 ANNOUNCEMENT 💜

Hi guys sorry my whole week has been super stressful and for the past two days this GIF literally describes how I have felt, I should have some new posts coming in this afternoon or sometime tomorrow,some will be my hero academia and some will be hazbin hotel smut,fluff,and headcannons.

So when I finish these next post this is what I'm doing to my stress,I feel better already!😸

#cute #Anounment

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Please come to me.

Im just up at 2:30 in the morning bored and cannot sleep and I see this and well,worth a shot.

don't do it

#hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel memes #vox meme #reblog

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❤ MORE OF MY OC ❤

Just some more pictures of my oc. Like and tell me what you think!

#art #cute #oc #original character #avatar

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💖🌔 LUNAR ECLIPSE 🌔💖 ❤!2024!❤

Hey guys,super exited about the full lunar eclipse today! I saw my first one when I was 8 at the south Carolina Greenville science Center with my mom and my older brother. Though I can not see it were I am at, I am watching the NASA live stream of it I and its still pretty cool, please remember if you are at one of the viewing points to have your glasses and safety gear so you can enjoy it! and remember to stay safe with all the people out to see it you want to be safe and cautious. Comment bellow about your experience in the comment section and share your viewing point as well! Anyway!, be safe and enjoy this amazing day!

#lunar eclipse #2024 #lunar eclipse 2024 #announcement #NASA #full lunar eclipse

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📺 COMFORT 📺 vox x reader fluff

Y/N walked in to boss office,and it seemed like she was crying?

"Hey,what wrong darling? vox asked worried.

"Its val...h-he won't let me end the contract.I can't stop working for him. I want to stop so bad y/n said crying.

"come here,come here.everything will be okay", vox opened his arms and y/n crawled in to his hug." I will male him stop. Right now lets just focus on fixing your shaking. He said while patting y/n on the back trying to comfort her.

"is it okay if I give you a few kisses,and nothing further?"

"Alright vox, I trust you.

Vox placed small kisses all over their face, and then kissed them on the lips,holding the kiss until he pulled away," I can't bear to hear about Val hurting you is there anything else he's done?"

"Yeah"

"okay we can handle that later, but are you feeling better now?"

"I am,thank you for making me feel better,could we just stay like this a little while longer?"

"Of course,anytime you want,anywhere you want,he said.

So I was just lounging around when I had this very urgent need to write some vox fluff so here you go digging in and I hope you enjoyed!

What comfort there is in the skin of someone you love.

#Vox x reader #fluff #cute #hazbin hotel #fanfiction #hazbin hotel fanfiction #hazbin hotel x reader

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📺 TAKE A BREAK📺 vox x stressed reader

You paced the room.back and forth back and forth...Dammit you had to come up with something for velvettes shoot tomorrow,but you couldn't even think! Your head felt foggy and tiered,you looked over a few sketches of clothing designs on your desk, before scowling at them and shoving them off the desk in frustration.

"That's quite a shame dear some of those looked well to me", you headed from behind you,not even pro seeing who it was you shaped back.

"No they were not! Now get out", you snapped,not even looking back as you grabbed another piece of paper. Not focusing on who was in the room.but then you get a arm rap around your waist, making you realise *who* was in the room with you." V-vox I-".

"Don't snap at me like that,dear",I haven't done anything to warrant a reaction like that this time.He sighed,his tone serious but not mean. He loosened the grip on your waist before turning you to face him. Then his grip tightening again as his screen brightened a bit.

"I-I know-... I'm sorry.. I'm just working on something..You leaned your head on his chest,sighing as you relaxed a bit.this took your mind of the shoot tomorrow.

"I'm well aware of this my dear...,vox was silent after saying that, caressing you hair.his screen dimmed,his expression softening. " Dear take a break...you need it.

"But-"

"No buts! you've been working on this for hours now! You won't get anywhere if you continue like this...please take a break,and come back with a clean slate...please.before you answered vox picked you up and carried you to a couch that was right out side your office, inside the lounge of the vvvs tower.He sat down on the couch and said," sleep...'

"...fine...but only for a bit,you mumbled,before wrapping your arms around him and snuggled into him as you dosed off.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel #fluff #hazbin hotel fanfiction #vox x reader #hazbin vox x reader #vox x you #cute

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📺 BREAK TIME 📺 vox x reader smut

Vox always seemed to be busy.never having time for you,as he had to attend several interviews and meetings,most discussing new technology advances and a ways to get his fans under control.he was after all the man who dictated all of it.

You guess it made sense why he had to go so often.but it made you sad you couldn't be around him as much.you silently thought of a way to talk to him or interact with him intimately.chewing your nails slightly, you smirked to yourself,a light bulb in your head clicking.he was in his office..right..?he didn't really like visitors when he was working,but he'd just have to pit up with it.

You hastily stood up from your seat,and looked around as if checking for witnesses before slipping into his office discreetly.He seemed to notice this, his screen tilting up to look at you from the paper work he was doing.His expression was deadpan.looking at you as if he was questioning your decision.

"..your serious?" he flat out asked,giving you a heavy sigh before he shook his "head" and continued to sign of papers,paying you no mind.

You did NOT like that.with knitted brows you strode over to his position and leaned on the back of his chair, looking over his shoulder to gander at the major amount of work he had.you felt a twinge of pity,knowing he was most likely exhausted.you stood there for a good minute, listening to the scratch of the pen on paper over and over again for his signatures.It bore you.

You cleared your throat loudly,much to his disliking,and grabbed the pen from his hand.which caused him to snap his face up to you with a glare.

"give me the pen". Vox demanded sticking his hand out to you. You stuck your tongue out at him,and tossed it in the bin across the room You seriously did not expect it to make it in, but it did. The man stared at the trash can with disdain,before letting out an irritated groan, and standing after pushing the swivel chair out from under the desk,you watched him stand to his full height,sauntering over to the trash can with his hands in his pockets.

"l swear you-", cut him off by pulling him back, tugging at the wrist to swivel him around to face you,Though there was an obvious night difference , but when it came to who was in charge it didn't matter.

You can survive an hour or two without doing that stupid paper work vox,He seemed surprised.

"uh,look baby.I'm a busy man.you gotta deal with that. I have shit to do, so " skedaddle". That mother fucker shooed you with his hand and brushed himself off.

You were having none of it,you grabbed him by the wrist again and started dragging his to the desk.You pushed him back down into his chair,and he grunted,attempting to sit back up but you slammed your hands onto the armrest and pushed his legs open with your knee, standing firmly between them.

"vox. I am your girlfriend, first of all, don't tell me to"skedaddle". Second of all vox you look like you could use a break.So either you let me treat you and relieve you of stress or I bug you all day. Pick.

Vox was cornered,He let out an exaggerated sigh and slumped back into his chair,looking up at you with a huff."Fucking..fine. Fine-fine but only because I KNOW you would annoy the shit out of me. He grumbled, folding his arms over his chest.

You grinned triumphantly, and immediately took a seat on his lap.wrapping his legs around his waist,much to his surprise. You just - just jumped right in, didn't you?

He cleared his throat, attempting to straighten his bow tie before he wrapped his hands around your midsection and pressed his screen head into the crook of your neck,his claws rubbing gentle little circles into the small of your back.maybe he did need a break.he's been so focused on work lately that he's barely had time to sit down and think. Relax. You were there when he needed it, there to remind him he's over worked.

He'd never admit it, but it was comforting to him.he was cocky as fuck.it took him two weeks to say thanks you for doing his laundry one time.But,he was better about it now. His breathing steadied, and his heartbeat slowed, you nuzzled against his shoulder and smiled slightly.

"Hey. dork". You pinched his side and he flinched, and gave you an annoyed huff. " what?" He replied back bluntly yet strangely lovingly.

" I love you. Vox".He froze for a second.Hearing those words were still new to him.He took a second to register what you said and then gave you a little nod in return.

"yeah. Love you too. Even if your annoying as hell". You couldn't really tell but he was blushing.His screen heated up and his grip on you tightened.

Checks out dumb dumb, were already there,he audibly rolled his eyes at that.

"Dumb dumb", what are you five?,You laughed and rocked back and forth with him,he followed your motion reluctantly and breathed in. Focusing on your presence.

After a second or to basking in each others presence, you grazed your lips by his back leaving a trail of kisses down to his collar bone over his suit.Your hands slowly worked there way under the pinstripe jacket top.and carefully worked it off his body.the man grabbed your wrist for a moment and looked up at you, his breathing noticeably changing pace,albeit silence.

"..right here" now?",He whispers to you while looking at his door, you didn't even lock it.

A chuckle left your lips as you raised your eyebrow,Then you'll just have to be quiet,I know how hard this will be for you...pillow princess. He hugged you in the side painfully at the sparky come back and you whined in frustration."you deserved that".

"no I didn't,asshat.I'm just yelling the truth"You insisted,pressing more kisses down the gray skin that is his neck.you began to undo his shiny buttons,and his grasp on your waist loosened.he let out a low hum of satisfaction, watching you take initiative, failing to snap back at your comment, his attention was completely on you now.

"uh huh", his voice was softened,his hands now resting in your bottom casually,While you teasingly sneaked your hands up his shirt and felt all of the edges on your fingertips,the sculpted areas and the softer points,you memorized it all by hand,before sliding off his red,and black vest along with the buttons up beneath it.

"Jesus..your such a fucking tease".

"I can stop", you threatened,a serious look plastered across you face pausing. Leaving your hands right above where his belt was.

Vox bit his tongue and sighed quietly.turning his head out of smite... but yes,he wanted you to continue.and you picked up on this.

You skillfully unhooked his belt from the loop holes in his dress pants and let them pool done to the floor with a small clack from the metal bits attached.your hand hosted over his clothed member,before a few fingers tauntingly strode over the zipper...your fingers pinched said zipper,and pulled down slowly.His clawed hands holding the armrest of his chair for dear life with eagerness. The clawed tips of his hands threatening to tear through.

Youre free hand felt around his back idly and lightly squeezed,as your other one stroked his lower region,at a leisurely pace,taking your time to watch his face contort in a !is of pleasure and impatience,Tv static of as binary bussing from behind his tv head,it took everything in him not to push his hips into your hands,imploring you to give him more.

Every now and then a whimper would slip up and he hide it by staying quiet as long as he could,it was seriously such a sweet sight, watching a powerful man bellow your finger tips be melted and molded to exactly the shape you wanted.

"..please...", vox grunted out,his eyes shaping up to meet yours,his breathing was static and there was a noticeable change in the tightness of his pants,when you stopped your motion,he gained his groin into your palm for a moment in which a shaky exhale following.

".please what?hmm?"you pressed on,your face leaning close to make sure he made eye contact while delivering his request,your hand noticeably slowing down,forcing vox to resort to his own grinding against your hand.

"..just take it out. My pants- they're.. fuck, they're tight.I need you. Okay? His tone of voice was extremely wavered,broken,laced with pure lust. He was giving himself to you at this point.

You were happy to oblige.you undid the last button of his pants, and pulled them down past his hips, he immediately felt a bit better, those pants were always so tedious to deal with when he... You know. As his boxers were the only thing separating you two now, his hands found your forearms and he held on for a second,His chest heavy and his heart pounding,He was looking at you like you were his only hope,like you were his life line, like you were the only one who could help him.

"...and boy, was it a turn on."

Mr.high and !mighty really a submissive brat in the bedroom, vox scoffed at you.

Fine..fine that's what I am now just...god dammit. please.He pressed his screen into the crook of your neck again and you giggled,and slowed your self access into his boxers,He let out a low groan as you began to stroke up and down his shaft with out anything blockingyou.the feel of your bare hands pleasuring him sent him into a spiral,clawing at your back hungrily.

You pushed your thump against his tip,and that earned a whine from the taller man beneath you.his back tensed and his shoulders shrugged up to were his ears should be.you took advantage of this and stroked more near the top,using your free hand to cater the bottom half.he couldn't help himself,he was literally clutching on to you,the Sealy bastard even managed to sneak his hands down your waist and slide two fingers in your jeans,committing to a slow circular movement around your clothed womenhood. And especially that clothed bundle of nerves down there that made you gasp out.

"thought you weren't a loud pillow princes?"You muttered to him softly,shaping him back to reality just a smidge to remind him that he had to be quiet.

"Im...fucking..hmmm not", he exclaimed under his breath,as his back began to arch you could see it,He leaned away from the back of his chair and closer to you,which meaner he was reaching his climax.

"he-hey...stop for a minute",He grabbed your hand with his a valuable one and guided them to his shoulders," I'm close i-i need to feel you. I need..I need to be,he slipped your panties aside with his index finger for a moment,and felt the slick building up between your thighs. You shuddered at the expectation.

"I need to be inside you",He shamelessly admitted in your ear,pulling his hand out so he could unzip your jeans.and then he undid the buttons, you were thinking the same thing,If you didn't know any better you would think you were as painfully turned on as he was.

You gave him a nod of approval and helped him pull your jeans down, letting them pool at your ankles before you kicked them off,vox handled the rest for a moment,pulling you back with the hand on the small of your back to make you sit down.

He watched you with anticipation as you pulled your panties aside and began to sink down on him.you rubbed the end of his member against your opening,purposely dragging this out to make him more frustrated,he let out a growl of restlessness as he dug his hands into your hips,making you drop down on him, the sudden action made you both stutter out and grab hold of something for support, in this case vox held onto you with great strength,his claws threatening to break the skin as you rolled your hips with him inside,Walls closing down on him,your face felt hot and your palms began to sweat.

"Fffuuckk", he drew out the word and chuckled to himself,breathing in deep, "That's it..."

You held onto his shoulders while setting an even pase for the both of you,bringing yourself up and down on top of him, his tip of his shaft hitting places you couldn't yourself,you focused on yourself in this moment to,you had been bent up for weeks,it was only fair that you bought yourself an orgasm to,chasing your own release.

He bucked his hips up and worked with you to bring you down on him and you took him deep,and he was marinating in the delight of this, he let out the occasional moan and mewl, but other times he let out smug chuckles at the way you rode this out to,chasing your own sweet release.

"looms like you were just as needy", he cooked to you as you increased the speed determined to give you both a fulfilling end.

"needy...but your needy and slutty", you huffed out,nearing your climax all to quickly, he seemed to be nearing a little slower than you were,bit you were both on track,He didn't reply. Instead he answers with the deep rumble of his chest satisfied with the speed set here.

It didn't take long before you were both moaning in unison at the climax fast approaching,the knot in your lower region snapped, and you could feel yourself spasm.your walls squeezing the length inside you,This involuntarily made vox squeak.his nails scratching across your hips and it started to sting,but you forced yourself to keep going.

Vox was mumbling your name to himself over and over again, the volume increasing every time you dropped down on him, he eventually snapped not long after you did,and came filling you quickly coating your walls with his thick seed,Weakly,he gave a few more sloppy thrusts from his position and sighed quietly, "Jesus fuckk".

You were both panting and gathering yourselves for a moment there, eyes closed,and bodies connected,he remains inside you,but pulled you close to him,your head resting on his bare chest,listening to his heart hammer against his cheat like he had just run a marathon.

Sitting there in silence slowly began to lull you into a place of zen, your arms rapped around his slender build and his hands combed through your hair,a low buzz coming from his screen.

"you know...you're right",I need to take more breaks,You chuckled to yourself and kisses his screen were his lips would be.

"I'm always right"

WOW 3days on this damn thing,I don't think I'm gonna do a long one like this again for awhile unless requested.well I hope you enjoyed!

#hazbin hotel x reader #fluff #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfiction #vox smut #hazbin hotel vox #vox x reader #shameless smut

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I am not asexual,but I support any and all people who are. you are perfect just as you are and don't ever be ashamed of that. Its okay not to feel sexual attraction to others that's just how you are,and don't you ever feel bad about it.❤😸❤

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

#asexual #support #rebloged

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❤ PAPA PROXENETA ❤

just a random drawing of a favorite pimp moth we all know.

This is not support valdust I do not really support that ship.

#hazbin hotel art #cute #art #fanart #hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel valentino #valentino #Angel dust art #Hazbin hotel angel dust

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❤ DRESS ❤ hazbin hotel x reader

valentino , alastor , charlie , husker

My sketch of a ball gown for their love, to wear in their colors mostly.

What do you think comment bellow!

#hazbin hotel art #hazbin hotel x reader #art #cute #fanart #hazbin hotel #dresses #fashion

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❤ BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR YOU❤ hazbin hotel x reader headcannons

CHARLLIE- would give you a special scrap book she made of you and her so she will always be around even when not physically.

VAGGIE- a bouquet of your favorite flowers a box of chocolate or candy and a bunch of compliments.

ANGEL DUST- a sex toy and an offer to fuck.

CHERRIE BOMB- a case of explosives so you to can blow the town up all day.

NIFFTY- a crown of dead bugs which you hang on your wall instead of wear,so you can keep it forever.

SIR PENTIOUS- a travel tool kit so you can make things on the go so you can never stop inventing.

HUSKER- a set of beautiful b playing cards and some expensive booze (your pick).

ALASTOR-he wold make you jambalaya but the meat in the food is of your most hated nemesis and all those who insult,hirt,and upset etc.you.

ROSSIE- she would take you out for tea and help you relax while you relax she is sending people to bring back the severed heads of whoever has ever fucked with you or hurt you in a way that displeased her.

VELVETTE- she would give you a jacket or outfit from her designers line and take you shopping at the mall.

VOX- he would take you out for dinner and give you fancy technology.

VALENTINO- would offer to fuck, then give you money and take you shopping.

LUCIFER- would give you an assload of rubber duckies or one bid ass rubber duckie.

ADAM- a half eaten rack of baby back ribbs.

LUTE- would give you an angelic weapon and offer to show.you how to use it.

EMILY- would give you backed goods and then y'all would take a walk and hang out maybe even have a picknick.

#hazbin hotel headcannons #headcannons #hazbin hotel x reader #scenarios

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❤ HOW THEY WOULD WAKE YOU UP ❤ hazbin hotel x reader headcannons

CHARLLIE- she would most likely sing you a song to wake you up and in the grand finale jump on you for a big hug.

VAGGIES-would shake you on the shoulder continuously until you got up then apologize for having to wake you.

ANGEL DUST- would try to be funny and moan in your ear to which you would spring up and slap him or if your used to it would just roll over and ignore him.

CHERRIE BOMB- would scream at you and probably blast some loud music and if gnat doesn't get you up she might resort to tiny harmless explosives. Mabye?

NIFFTY-Would probably bite you in to witch you would throw her of you.

SIR PENTIOUS- would just send his egg bois to wake you and if that doesn't work he will come in there and hiss in your ear.(totally just remembered the Disney animation robin hood movie here and thought it would be funny).

HUSK-would just wake you up like a normal person and if he really had to he would dump a bucket of water on you.

ALASTOR- would play some smooth jazz and bummed to it as he drew the blinds and woke you up.

ROSSIE- would have a sing song voice and tell you to wake up as she drew the blinds.

VELVETTE- would probably play loud pop music from here runway shows or blast pound alarm noises.

VOX- would blast pound alarm noises and then if that doesn't work kick you off the bed in which you would just get up and flip him off.

VALENTINO- he would scream at you to get up or if he was feeling nice he would pick you up and carry you around till you got up(I don't see this happening in real life but I thought it would be cute for him to, yknow throwing you a bone here buddy.)

LUCIFER- would hide somewhere in the room and launch a full force attack of rubber duckies at you in witch when you sat up you would launch back until he got the point to stop.

ADAM- he would scream at you and flip you out of bed.

LUTE- would wake you up like a normal person or put ice down your shirt if she was feeling funny.

EMILY- she would sing a whole fucking concert until you got up.

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