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Bakugou: I can't wait for three vindictive ghosts to tell me I'm a huge piece of shit tonight.

#bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #bnha shitpost #mha shitpost #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou #bnha bakugou #bnha katsuki #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha crack #bnha crack

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Sero: What is your dream occupation besides hero, Kirishima?

Kirishima: Oh, probably a fitness trainer or something!

Kirishima's mind:

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha shitpost #mha shitpost #kirishima eijirou #bnha kirishima #bnha eijirou #bnha sero #sero hanta #hanta sero #eijirou kirishima #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha crack #bnha crack

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Shigaraki: Yes, I’m a gamer, but there’s so much more to me than that - I’ve also seen a film.

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha shitpost #mha shitpost #tomura shigaraki #bnha shigaraki #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #tenko shimura #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes

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headcanon that shinsou and dabi are pals. like, shinsou's still a pro hero he isn't a villain, dabi isn't trying to siphon information from him, they just are bros and hang out sometimes

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha shitpost #mha shitpost #hitoshi shinsou #bnha shinsou #shinsou hitoshi #touya todoroki #mha dabi #dabi #bnha dabi #bnha headcanons #mha headcanons

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Bakugou, after a mild inconvenience: Fuck it, I'm planning a coup.

#bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #mha shitpost #bnha shitpost #katsuki bakugou #bakugou katsuki #bnha bakugou #bnha katsuki #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #tell me he wouldn't #stupid gremlin man

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Tokoyami: In honor of the Winter Solstice I will also be cold, distant, and filled with darkness.

#bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #bnha shitpost #mha shitpost #tokoyami fumikage #bnha tokoyami #fumikage tokoyami #tokoyami #bnha fumikage #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes

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headcanon that bakugou keeps a novelty clown horn in his pocket to honk whenever someone has a bad opinion

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha shitpost #mha shitpost #katsuki bakugou #bakugou katsuki #bnha bakugou #bnha katsuki #bakugou headcanons #bnha headcanons #mha headcanons #mha crack #bnha crack

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reading over miruko's entry in the bnha wiki and GOD FUCKING DAMMIT seeing her described is just.

she's undyne. she's goddamn undyne bnha. undyne but a rabbit not a fish

#bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha shitpost #mha shitpost #bnha miruko #bnha mirko #miruko #rumi usagiyama #usagiyama rumi

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shinsou hitoshi headcanons

sure, you've heard of conspiracy theorist todoroki, but what about conspiracy theorist hitoshi? not like, current-day mainstream nutjob conspiracist shinsou, but he'll dig into the deepest most obscure conspiracy about the most unnotable historical figure from like 200 bc.

hitoshi is a really good singer. he rarely sings but it is a blessing to the ears when he does. he's got that voice like a bottle of raw honey.

hitoshi owns a massive amount of tea. he has an entire quarter of his pantry just dedicated to different kinds of tea.

hitoshi is very good at reading body language. he can tell when someone's hiding something, feeling uncomfortable, et cetera.

hitoshi owns a few potted plants and is incredibly proactive in taking care of and keeping them healthy.

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #shinsou hitoshi #hitoshi shinsou #bnha shinsou #bnha hitoshi #bnha headcanons #mha headcanons #shinsou headcanons

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Gang Orca: All fish are "beta" to me. I have legs.

#bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha shitpost #mha shitpost #gang orca #bnha gang orca #kugo sakamata #sakamata kugo #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #i had to look up gang orca's name #he is underrated and also an orca

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i should post hitoshi and become an exclusive account for purple haired antisocial bnha men

#neon talks #seiji too i love seiji

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seeing a goddamn markiplier fnaf video in my youtube feed just going. ah shit. here we go again. like it's fucking 2014

anyways here's a picture of amajiki tamaki

goodnighty night

#neon talks #tamaki brainrot #it won't go away #goofnight

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COMPRESS IS 32?????

my guy whats your skincare routine???

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha shitpost #mha shitpost #mr. compress #sako atsuhiro #atsuhiro sako #bnha mr compress #HE'S 5'11"??????? #BRO WHAT THE FUCK

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i am performing a hostile takeover of all tamaki-related tags. mine now

#neon talks #which is never a good thing

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tamaki headcanons 'cause the brainrot

tamaki's ideal date is a nice, calm walk in the park and a picnic. or a nap. he also likes a nap as a date

okay. okay. hear me out. tamaki with reading glasses. it came to me in a dream, i think. thin framed glasses so his eyes don't get strained when he's looking at his phone or reading for extended periods of time. just...picture it

for some reason i really feel like tamaki always smells really nice. like clean laundry, just. always smells fresh

tamaki's hands get scratched up from excessive use of his quirk. they're not huge deep scars or anything, just little scratches.

tamaki has a theremin. is this a crack headcanon? well, i'll leave that up to you to decide.

...

i promise i'll write for someone else eventually

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #amajiki tamaki #tamaki amajiki #bnha tamaki #suneater #tamaki x reader #tamaki headcanons #bnha headcanons #amajiki headcanons #mha headcanons

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Tamaki: People are building-a-bear in 2021?

Tamaki, solemnly shaking his head: I would not want to build-a-bear into this world right now.

#bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #amajiki tamaki #bnha tamaki #tamaki amajiki #suneater #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #bnha shitpost #mha shitpost

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he's 5'10"

at least 5 inches of that is hair. man has a severe case of sea kelp head

goodniht

#bnha #bnha shitpost #mha shitpost #mha #shinsou hitoshi #bnha shinsou #hitoshi shinsou #shinpost? #funny toshi man