stats for: dimitri
Funny: 20 / 10
Caring: 10 / 10
Loyal: 100 / 10
Creative: 3 / 10
Horny: 7 / 10
Smart: 4 / 10
Attractive: 14 / 10
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made a little book of silly answers to "are you a boy or a girl"
That's a federal secret; if I told you, I'd have to kill you.
I'll refer you to my secretary.
[If morning/AM] No, [If afternoon/PM] Yes.
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I eat 3 apples a day :3
Sometimes.
I'm autistic.
What are you, a cop?
I'm from the 'left' your parents warned you about.
I'm a shark! *snaps teeth* [I couldn't resist a Nimona reference].
I'd like to know myself.
Puny mortal... *laugh*
I'm Nimona [i know this is the second one shut up].
Are you?
I'm allergic.
[windows boot up sound] update pending...
Heads or tails.
Gender? In this economy???
I'm in danger!
Is anything even real? [or some other nihilist saying]
Feel free to add more in reblogs! I might add to my little book, my plan is to when assholes who ask me 'boy or girl,' I'll tell them 'pick a number' and choose whatever comes up :3
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When you think Sun is winking at you but no his eye is just busted :-(
(I was thinking "huh i copy paste the dca's face a lot :-/" so WHY NOT incorporate that in universe with a comic!! The facial changes are subtle but it makes sense this way idk. I'll be drawing them a bunch anyway and I'm a sucker for asymmetry. Next one will be Moon talking abt their eyes too)
Bonus:
Biblically accurate DCA enjoyers rise up <3
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reminder to my fellow aros,
being attached to someone ≠ being romantically attracted to them
have a good day!!
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