#;;isms

[nerdynanny]

Artemis, about to make a deal with the LITERAL DEVIL: 🤔 How can I make this work to my advantage?

Butler, retired and THOUSANDS OF MILES away: 🤬 My 'Artemis is doing something incredibly stupid for someone so incredibly intelligent' senses are tingling.

#;;artemis #;;butler #;;isms

[1eos]

some offense to that person but you're shocked that the annoyingly white liberal fanfiction website that insists racism and pedo content is freedom speech, with members of the board that are so sinophobic an asian person having an opinion sends them into nuclear defense mode, and is like 77% white is.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................zionist? we're at the point where u shouldnt be like omg the devils sacrament is backing a genocide i can't believe i volunteered here like why tf were u volunteering at the devils sacrament at the first place? like you should put the pieces together and figure out u are indeed at the devils sacrament

#tumblr leftists are so useless its crazy #youve been told time and time again all these -isms and -phobias are basically in a bogo deal 😭😭😭 #like yeah the white fanfic site dont gaf abt a non european genocide!

[yabakuboi]

"I think it's sweet," Steve says.

Robin wrinkles her nose. "Nothing about Eddie Munson is sweet. He's a sewer rat, at best. Or like twenty opossums in a trench coat."

"Opossums are cute."

"He probably has rabies."

"You say that about me all the time, so I guess that's good. We'll have rabies together."

"He gave you a rock."

"You give me rocks all the time," Steve says, rolling his eyes. He runs his thumb along the textured edge of the rock Eddie'd handed to him.

"Yeah, good rocks." Robin scoffs. "That one sucks."

#steddie #stobin #autism eddie and robin but they have different tastes in rocks #robin like smooth ones especially if they're shiny #eddie likes the ones that are shaped a certain way with texture #steve has jars FULL of their gifts #IS the rock collection/gifting thing an autism-ism??? me and my undiagnosed/undefined mental state does not know #ALSO opossums are naturally extremely resistant to rabies!! fun fact from your local opossum defender yaba

[andi-o-geyser]

he looks so offended at the prospect of getting shit for laying down, and honestly i felt that in my soul

#he so right and he should say it #im love him #pib is back and hes already full on with the cat-isms #puss in boots #pib #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #neverafter liveblog #dimension 20 #dnd #d20 #andis thought geyser #zac oyama #brennan lee mulligan

[contact-guy]

Noble Bachelor doodles I HAVE A THEORY and I have to make it funny or else I will cry

(this is a part of the Watson's Sketchbook series)

#his line about 'be bored or to lie' is such an oscar wilde-ism #why is there never a scene in canon where holmes has to attend a fancy dinner and makes himself a nuisance #sherlock holmes #john watson #acd holmes #acd canon #my art #noble bachelor #watsons sketchbook

[hawberries]

adeptus xiao… 🤧💕

[image is a digital drawing of Xiao floating against stylised blue clouds, hefting his spear and glancing over his shoulder at the camera. Followed by a chibi drawing of Xiao sitting with a bowl of almond tofu in his lap, eating solemnly.]

#i am not immune to his little guy-isms #genshin impact #xiao #fanart #people!

[rabbit-rays]

id in alt.

the keykids canon ending in khux is really funny to me

#kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts union x #khux #binarization ism y new best friend i cant stop using it. even for a sillayyyy

[gayvampyr]

“i can see your stretch marks” oh sorry is that distracting for you. like sexually

#text post #lesbian #top posts #don’t tag as feeder//ism

[crimeronan]

house md is wild cause it feels like in creating a show based on "irreverent doctor who is garbage, unlike the saint docs on all the boring medical soap operas rn" they completely accidentally created one of the most compelling and important concepts of all time, in "disabled chronic pain doctor distrusts medical institutions because of his experiences with addiction and disability, therefore he is constantly breaking the law and hospital administrative policy rules to get marginalized patients care that they would otherwise be denied, and the show uses this as a way to spotlight various forms of institutional patient inequity"

but BECAUSE the writers lucked into this concept by accident and have no idea WHY it's important, half of the show is Also "doctor commits constant heinous malpractice on vulnerable patients and treats them like shit and traumatizes them and this is considered a normal good protag thing to do because it will always be shown to be retroactively justified, because actually the patient always Was lying or being unreasonable, and this doctor is so so so smart and special that no rules ever apply to him, and no consequences will ever be shown" which is obviously. eaugh

so when it's good it's SO SO SO SO SO FUCKING GOOOOOD but it's also like. not something i can in good conscience recommend to Any other chronic illness people. u feel me.

#thats without even starting on all the treatment of various -isms #anyway. god. i think about it so much #house md #medical abuse #medical malpractice

[arcadebroke]

link

#saint-ism #MG WING GUNDAM EW VER.KA #gundam #gunpla #mecha #mech #design #color #style #character design

[ellionwrites]

I just love that this silly cutie

has the capacity for fully unhinged, blood-thirsty murder

#peak Gojo-ism #teen Gojo is such a vibe and I love him unironically #gojo satoru #jjk shitpost #satoru gojo #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #my jjk thoughts

[hayden-christensen]

Obi-Wan reached out, then hesitated. He felt a strong urge not to wake the boy, to let him sleep like this forever, to forever anticipate a great adventure, forever dream of personal triumph and joy. This feeling held too much sentiment and weakness to be allowed, but he allowed it nevertheless. This must be how a father feels, looking down on his son, worried about an uncertain future, Obi-Wan thought. I would hate to see him fail. But I would hate far more to lose this boy. I would almost rather freeze time here, and freeze myself with it, than face that. — Greg Bear. Rogue Planet.

#swedit #starwarsedit #star wars #anakin skywalker #anakinskywalkeredit #obi wan kenobi #obiwankenobiedit #anakin & obi wan #aniobiedit #starwarsblr #usergif #*mine #*2023 #*gifs #[complex] #[quotes] #1k #I finished the book the other day (it was ok) but it was the most dad-obiwan and son-anakin (published) story I've ever read #like this paragraph!!!!!!!!! the father & son ism of it all!!!! #anyway this edit is kinda experimental it's sooooo much harder to make an edit like this when the background is white or really light

[yabakuboi]

Robin has a love-hate relationship with Steve-and-Eddie. Love, because those are her best friends and her best friends are in love with each other and they never leave her out of anything. Hate, because sometimes she wishes they would because she keeps accidentally third-wheeling herself.

She doesn't hate it that much though, if she's honest. It's just fun to complain, especially because it riles the both of them up.

But right now, she's being quiet so she can witness one of her secretly-favorite Steve-and-Eddie rituals—of which there are many, but this one is silly and endearing.

It starts like this:

The waitress sets down their drinks, lemonade for Robin, coca-cola for Steve, and a cherry soda for Eddie.

"Don't you dare," Eddie says, even as Steve reaches for Eddie's drink, slipping his straw in next to Eddie's and slurping obnoxiously. Eddie doesn't even pretend to stop him anymore. "Unbelievable."

"I just want to taste it!"

"You could just get a whole glass of it! All for yourself!!"

"It's too sweet, I don't want a whole glass."

"What, so you think you can just help yourself to mine?"

Steve's grin is far too smug, even for Robin, even when Steve slides it to her so she can take a sip. Steve is right, it is really too sweet and she wrinkles her nose, but it's worth it for the offended gasp Eddie makes when she slides it back to him.

The diner is their favorite, because everyone who works there has given up on understanding their weird dynamic: Robin and Steve squished into on side of the booth while Eddie's spread out on the other, Robin making gagging noises whenever Steve brushes against her, even though they never sit in any other configuration. The staff has long since stopped asking which of them was her boyfriend, and that's perfect for her.

Besides, she knows that under the table, Steve and Eddie have their ankles locked together like the disgusting love-sick dorks that they are.

The Steve-and-Eddie show continues when their meals come out. Chicken fingers and fries for Steve because he's an actual child, and breakfast for dinner for Eddie because he likes to be contrary. And then the real performance begins.

They "fight" over the ketchup bottle, which really means that Eddie picks it up and Steve snatches it out of his hands—only for Steve to spread it over Eddie's scrambled eggs (gross) for him before he adds a disgusting amount to his own basket.

Eddie makes a game of stealing Steve's fries when he thinks he isn't looking (Steve is, he's tallying each one up in his head, Robin knows this because she's doing it too), and when he finally "catches" Eddie in the act, he steals Eddie's last piece of bacon—the one that's sat untouched for the last five minutes for this very reason.

Then, Eddie's "forcing" Steve to try his grits, like he does every time, and game eats a spoonful of it, every time, and then complains at length how much he hates it (and he actually does hate it, the texture is just not for him, Robin knows because it's the same for her too).

And then they do the worst, most disgusting thing ever: they split the pancake in half. Without fail. Without argument. Every time.

Robin, slurping on her strawberry milk shake that she will NEVER share with anyone ever, thinks that stupid pancake is like the symbol of their love or something. Sh's sure if they weren't in public, they'd be feeding it to each other.

"What?" They say it in unison, and Robin hates when they do that to her.

(Eddie complains about it right back at her, because she and Steve do the same thing to him all the time. They should blame Steve, since he's the common denominator, but he just looks so pleased about them both that they can't rag on him for it, so Eddie remains Robin's sworn enemy and vice versa.)

"What what?" she sneers at them, voice quiet. "You two are disgusting, it's like you're making out right in front of me right now."

"What are you, homophobic?" Eddie hisses back, just as quiet. "I'm in love with your best friend, Buckley. I'm making out with him in front of you for the rest of your life."

"Ugh! I hate you so much."

"Right back at you."

And then they start kicking at each other beneath the table, no doubt catching Steve's ankles in the crossfire. He doesn't tell them to stop though, and Robin can see that pleased, sappy smile on his stupid face out of the corner of her eye, so she lands an exceptionally harsh blow to Eddie's shin in retaliation for making her best friend so happy. He digs his heel into her toes in return.

#steddie #steddie fic #this was originally meant for a steddie love month prompt but i missed posting it up LOL #when will i write steddie without robin??? never #their three musketeer-ism is so important to me #they probably fight over her for best man at their wedding #and they are joint best man at her's #the robin eddie rivalry for steve's love but also they are steve protection squad and steve gossip mongers and steve hecklers #steve 'affection-starved' harrington absolutely thriving having two ppl obsessed with him rn #my fic #dribble drabble

[shrimpchipsss]

ode to x_los’ gender swap, three styles

#[edward elric face] Love Is Love #ive wanted to draw them in diff swapped combos for Months but was finally hit the other day #bingqiu are so full of gender no matter what way you want to mix it #they will have all new gender hangups and i-will-exploit-this-about-gender-isms #good for them #bingqiu #svsss #scum villain #mxtx #luo binghe #lbh #sqq #rule 63 #genderbend #lesbingqiu #fem!shen qingqiu

[tunapesto]

do what you want

#genshin impact #neuvifuri #focallette #neuvillette #furina #ugugugu i forgot to post this here too lol #umm . ism #art

[badwaves]

addicted to playing with text posts like dolls. and also gradient maps

#gravity falls #stanford pines #ford pines #wanted to illustrate a much viler pjackk-ism as well but that might have to have its own post