#;crab man asks

[prophecyofgray]

club penguin was a transgender website for transgender people & every motherfucker in that game had something lgbt going on. dot she/he/they bisexual. aunt arctic she/he lesbian. PH she/they lesbian trans woman. gary the gadget guy he/him gay trans man. rookie he/they gnc af gay transmasc. jpg he/him gay trans man. idk what the fuck cadence has going on and i don’t think they would want me to figure it out but either way i respect it. klutzy any pronouns bisexual. Any questions

#about to be so cringe in these tags <3 anyway: #if u ask herbert what pronouns he uses he says the man ones #however he has a childhood boybestie from the arctic circle that he misses so dearly in a way that is not heterosexual #actually wait no. herbert voice '[shadow the hedgehog voice] u shall refer to me only by my name: herbert p bear' #im procrastinating a paper rn so sorry #i cant decide if rockhopper is the most cisgender man alive or if he picks up a new pronoun with every island he visits #he's not straight tho. 'arrrgh i not be putting a label on things but i'll kiss a man any day of the week' is this anything #club penguin #rookie club penguin #jpg club penguin #jet pack guy #aunt arctic #dot the disguise gal #ph the puffle handler #gary the gadget guy #klutzy the crab #herbert p. bear #rockhopper club penguin

[scottie-draws-sometimes]

Honestly been loving the fish vibe of Season 10 so far!!!!! I’ve been trying to work out designs for Grian, Gem, and Pearl. They are the most fish to me. For some reason

Pearl’s just a fish, Gem’s a fisherman, and Grian is. right in between those two

#oooh yeah boys it’s another Friday #I’ve been so excited w Hermitcraft s10 so far I love it!!!!!!!!!! #might try to flesh out these designs a bit more #I like to think Pearl has a mermaidy form and a land form #Grian is a fish man all the time. don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to #gem is just a normal guy #but I know dredge #there’s something going on #hermitcraft season 10 #geminitay #pearlescentmoon #grian #Hermitcraft #Hermitcraft fanart #Crab Doodles

[crabsnpersimmons]

Everyone boopping the eepy crab

#ask the crab #april fools 2024 #man i love tumblr

[crehador]

ep6 and he just said it just like that

#crab watches #kamonohashi ron no kindan suiri #kamonohashi ron no kindan suiri spoilers #AND TOTO. YOU. #''man he's really down about almost killing me i should ask him on a date to cheer him up'' FR?? OK GODSPEED

[pkmn-smashorpass]

Pelipper propaganda:

Pelippers are mostly employed as postbirds. Mail carriers are sexy. Thus, pelippers are sexy.

-🦀

AGREED

#love a man with a job #ask #anon #crab anon #Pelipper #pelipper mail #pkmn smash or pass #pokemon #pkmn #pokemon smash or pass #smash or pass

[revenantghost]

YAAAY!! YOU HAVE THE BOOPS TOO NOW!! :DDDD

I DOOOOO!!!! BOOPS TO YOU!!!!!! BOOPS TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#Ask #coolcatlover4 #Creechur boops!!!!!!! #My wee millennial heart is so happy #I missed poking man #I really did #I hope Tumblr keeps this ngl #WE KEPT THE CRABS LET US HAVE THIS!!!!!

[insanelyadd]

Hi! I'm sure you've posted something like this already but do you have any recommendations for comics/fics that are Papyrus-centric? Trying to find stuff that's more about him that isn't out of character is really hard. He's my favorite character and I'm so tired of Fanon -.-

Well I gotta recommend my all time favorite UT fic. It's not strictly canon Papyrus, and okay, this is going to sound fucking silly, but it's a Fedora Papyrus Angst Fic. Yeah. I am being for real. It's so good. I have sent it to multiple people who were like "That's so dumb I hate this character" who come out of it Changed. A few people have cried.

Irredeemable by @drundertalescum

As for comics, I have an a few AU recs that both are very true to Papyrus' character, the first being @invertedfate and the other being @undertalethingems Unexpected Guests comic, Papyrus being a major secondary character (Frisk obviously being the main character) of Inverted Fate, and while UG isn't Papyrus-centric it features a lot of him and he is treated very well and written incredibly good.

I gotta be real with you I mainly read reader inserts (I am madly in love with this goofy ass skeleton) so I don't actually have much else to recommend. Though if you want to know other good people to ask I'd say ask Sam (Thingem) since they love canon UT Papyrus and aren't a reader-insert reader, they have very good standards for him.

I'd recommend my own Ambassador Papyrus fic but I haven't updated it in forever (pensive emoji). I want to but I've been distracted by other things.

#papyrus #undertale #recs #answears #Also my own standards for Papyrus are so high #I've honestly been super burned out by the current reader insert scene #I used to check daily to read new fics #but because SANS IS ALWAYS FUCKING THERE THE STUPID BASTARD #Hogging the whole fucking spotlight while the Papyri are all treated like afterthoughts #I actually haven't even looked at the Papyrus/reader fic section since like January #I love canon Sans but reader insert Sans is not canon #RI Sans is some fucked up evil clone who simultaneously is emotionally stunted and too outgoing #Sans is a fucking hermit crab who would run at the first sign of catching feelings #especially in the context of the unending amount of reverse harem fics #Sans would totally bow out to let his brother date the human YOU FUCKING FOOLS #If Papyrus felt romantic attraction for the reader he would INSTANTLY ask them out #This man wouldn't fucking hesitate he wears date clothes under his normal ones #just in case he gets asked out #like come the fuck ON

[artastic-friend]

THAT MAN IS LUMINOUS OH MY GOD

I just woke up and can’t figure out what this is referring to-

Is it the halloween crab? XD

It’s probably the crab hahah

Yeah they are so colorful!!!! It’s crazy cool

#though I don’t know if the crab is a man or not I need to look into that more #well- since the term ‘’man’’ and all other gender terms are purely a human experience.. #I suppose no crabs would be men. #unless they could understand human gender and decided they felt like a man #but djfjhf anyway💀💀 #random rambles #ask response #I love crabs

[oleander-nin]

I assume you're in a hate/love relationship with crabs

nope

#idk man crabs are crabs #kinda want one as a pet tho #they cute #little goobers #skitter pappers #ask games #asks <3

[qqueenofhades]

Hob walks in on Dream and Poppy like this

I mean, Dream did promise to do something for Hob’s cat while he was off in the Dreaming, so.... XD

#a-swarm-of-crabs #ask #aitww #also dream is just. such a cat #i know it is literal canon but truly #poppy eyeing him the whole time like why has the Lord of Cats come to my servant's house and pretended he is a man

[thestaffoffice]

I do so adore receiving messages in the inbox. It’s like having little love letters written to me personally. Sometimes the love letters say “did you see this post?” and sometimes the love letters say “That post of yours made me laugh” and sometimes the love letters say “I feel sad, tell me something to make me feel better” and sometimes the love letters contain an incomprehensible combination of consonants that both confound and amuse me to no end. Yes, send me your “ASHSKSKSKFHFJ” and your “sQwkwkwlPP”. I see you. My heart is full.

#It’s like having a little messenger pigeon come to the window of my tower to deliver news. #thestaffoffice #staff interactions #staff 🦀 #/j for legal reasons #bring back the crabs #the staff office #staff #staff office asks #ask #not my gif #april fools crabs #sponsored pikachu man ad #/j por razones legales #lgbtq+ #kind sir #inbox #messages #flood my inbox #mail #you’ve got mail #snail mail #messenger pigeon #staff office inbox #happy new year #HNY #hny2023 #positivity #warm #my heart is full

[gemkun]

@autymns said : ❛ Sorry about the blood in your mouth, I wish it was mine. ❜ (for dazai) ↬ STARTERS FOR DARK & TOXIC SHIPS

      ⸻       oh   ,   love   ,   you   fickle   thing.   you   diabolical   creature.   how   you   wrest   the   most   stubborn   beasts   and   carve   the   most   impenetrable   stone.   and   how   you   stand   to   defeat   the   unbeatable   duo   of   double   black.

  it   is   laughable   how   the   intangible   could   slaughter   the invincible   pair   ,   renowned   for   toppling   organisations   overnight.   and   yet   ,   here   ,   osamu   dazai   stares   unblinkingly   at   nakahara   chuuya   ,   prying   his   ribcage   apart   ,   bearing   his   body   and   soul   to   the   undeserving.

  lips   upturn   ,   smeared   by   the   absurd   declaration.   ❝   what   is   chuuya   saying   ?   ❞   for   a   question   he   asks   often   ,   this   instance   is   a   replica   ,   sans   the   ridicule   that   he   typically   laces   to   provoke   the   executive.   not   now   ,   though   ,   not   when   the   gravity   manipulator   implores   him   with   tender   gaze.   resembling   the   ordinary   man   that   blends   in   with   the   mundane.

  the   tedium   of   a   life   without   disarray   at   every   twist   and   turn.

  ❝   you   know   how   i   despise   the   self   —   sacrificing   type.   ❞   a   half   —   lie.   yet   ,   he   cannot   fight   the   sneaking   sensation   that   crawls   along   his   spine   ,   curls   beneath   bandages   and   restricts   itself   until   his   larynx   strains.   suddenly   his   purpose   alters   ,   switching   gears.

  probing   him   to   ward   his   partner   off   from   the   path   of   the   saviour.

  one   ordeal   had   been   enough.

  ❝   but   ,   if   you   want   to   bleed   for   me   so   badly   —   ❞   darkened   does   his   gaze   become   ,   sweeping   to   the   petite   male.   ❝   —   i   won’t   stop   you.   ❞   another   half   —   lie.

  how   fickle   ,   indeed.

#* ✦ 𝐈𝐈. ❮ asks ❯ ⸻ ❝ #* ✦ 𝐕𝐈. ❮ muses ❯ ⸻ ❝ 「 osamu dazai 」 #* ✦ 𝐗. ❮ verse i | dazai ✦ main ❯ ⸻ ❝ #* ✦ autymns #* ✦ autymns | nakahara chuuya #will this man ever be genuine for once #no #not even for a can of crab

[liaswritesrobots]

A-anything with rampage being his horrible self would be nice- pplease-

You know you should have listened when Optimus told you not to go out without one of them to accompany you, but with it being so late at night you didn't want to disturb any of them from their sleep.

But now you wish you had.

It was just supposed to be a quick walk to clear your head from your nightmare. Instead, you ended up in a new nightmare. One with very real consequences.

"Come out, come out, wherever you are." Rampage's voice sings out as he searches for you.

You clamp your hand over your nose and mouth behind some shrubbery to muffle your breathing, hoping he'll pass by soon and you can make a break for it to the base. Your legs and arms tremble as you hear his footsteps from behind the bushes.

"You know, I've never tried a human before… I hear they taste like pork." He taunts, then lets out a dark chuckle, "I just wonder if the little piggy will squeal while getting ripped apart."

You silently gulp and bring your other hand up to press down harder so you don't make a sound.

"Oh the terror you must be feeling must be divine. Won't you come out and let me sample it?"

You squeeze your eyes shut, tears forming in the corners. You're starting to feel dizzy from having to hold your hands over your face to quiet yourself. Just as you're about to finally take your hands away and gasp for air you hear a rustle in some bushes further away.

"Ah, there you are." Rampage hums, then runs towards the noise.

You wait until you hear him move far enough away before removing your hands and jumping up to sprint back to base.

You run as fast as you can without looking back, even when you hear footsteps start to catch up to you.

#Beast Wars #Rampage #maccadam #macaddam #Transformers #BW Rampage #Transformers Rampage #reader insert #horror #my writing #asks #anonymous #anon thank you for suggesting Rampage I love the bastard crab man ❤️

[crabsnpersimmons]

Hello new friend! My name is Eclipse!

So nice to meet you! I do hope you don't mind my visit. You make some really wonderful art of other versions of my coworkers! Oh golly! I'm sure Sun would be very happy if you stopped by the daycare to make crafts with them sometime!

And I would enjoy it if you decided to drop by the theatre to visit me as well! We would be happy to give you one of our best performances new friend!

Have a Faz-eriffic day!

Your new friend, Eclipse 🌠

Live Crabs reaction:

yes yes please please visit any time you and your coworkers are always welcome ❤️💙💛

and I will draw you too! soon! hopefully it'll be ready next time you visit! i hope you'll like it!

#ask the crab #Eclipse don't read these tags I'm being embarrassing #ANON YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH THIS CHEERED ME UP AFTER MY STUDIES TODAY #I've had nothing but Eclipse on my mind all day #is it cringe to say #senpai has noticed me? #it's not cringe if the senpai in question is a fictional character right? #Eclipse has noticed me! #ohhhhhh man I want to go to the daycare and theatre SO BAD #I can think of nothing better than going to the daycare and the theatre after a long day of studies #your characterization of Eclipse is absolutely delightful! the “oh golly!” has my heart!

[antvnger]

i'm not magic anon buuuuut...

*gives Scott claws just for this ask* don't worry, it's just for this ask >:D

-street magician

YOU DIDN’T SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF CLAWS ANON!

This feels weeeeeeird

#ask scott lang #scott lang #ant-man #street magician #crab claws #claws #😂😂😂😂 #ant man #antman

[pkmn-smashorpass]

Honestly some of your anons are severely lacking in fantasy. Sex doesn't have to ALWAYS be "peepee go in hole", use your creativity ffs. Between you and your pokemon there can be multiple fingers, tongues, various prongs and tentacles and stuff in varying sizes and hardnesses, use them. And yall call yourselves monsterfuckers?!?

Amateurs

- 🦀

I firmly believe every Pokémon is smashable if you try hard enough

#hey crab anon #omg you know what I thought of when I typed that #hey crab man #idk if you know that reference #it’s from my name is Earl (good show) #pokemon #pkmn #pkmn smash or pass #smash or pass #pokemon smash or pass #let’s get creative #markiplier #ask #anon #crab anon