#[ the nose knows | crack. ]

[squeakadeeks]

you'd think since i cant go more than a week or two without having a dream where either I or a loved one are brutally attacked and ripped to shreds violently by literal hellhounds, that i'd have more death and despair in my life. but here we are.

#it feels so ominous and literally on the nose symbolic but not ONE thing has happened after one #the first one i had involved a hellhound coming out of the water and ripping my dads neck out and im not superstitious but i was like ?? ?? #that feels too on the nose to not be an omen #but nah...he was fine and still is #and since then ive had ones like that over and over again biweekly involving myself or others but nothing has come of it #very frequently they come out of the water so i dont know whats up with that #its like that mr smiley comic. aint i a tough nut to crack

[youngpettyqueen]

fun little headcanon I have is that after like the second abduction Julian asked Kira to train him on how to fight

#star trek: ds9 #julian bashir #kira nerys #like im sure he has some combat training just by virtue of being Starfleet #but clearly. he needs something more #and I think he'd ask Kira because shes the fighter thats closest to his size #compared to say Worf #and he knows he'll learn more from her than he would one of the Starfleet security officers #Kira's been fighting since she was a child she'll show him how to throw someone twice his size over his shoulder #which she demonstrates by easily throwing him across the room #its great for both of them #its nice bonding time and also it lets them both let off some steam #but also sometimes its very funny #the first time they properly sparred Kira accidentally broke Julian's nose #and it was a complete accident she threw an elbow and he moved in a way she wasn't expecting and CRACK #Julian thought it was funny meanwhile she wanted to sink into the floor and never emerge #the first time Julian manages to flip Kira he's ECSTATIC #Kira proceeds to sweep his legs out from under him and goes 'thats a lesson in humility' while he's groaning in pain #theyre on my brain rn because I am writing them #I love them and their dynamic that exists in my head

[keeps-ache]

they are in arizona :)

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #the a team #yea sorry it got me good this time hvhfhds #ngl this was inevitable #the movie lowkey rewired my brain when i was little so this is the natural progression of nature fhvhfs #//but hey i tried some stuff out and huh!!! i didn't know i could do that :000 #i've fiddled here and there with getting a sort of film look to my pieces and i think i've cracked it lol :DD #honestly might be one of my favorite things i've made this year. gotta be like top.. 6 :) #//anyway i gotta watch the show again #i haven't finished season 2 yet but it's so fricken goofy it's great #it's not good but it's great! ykno what i mean fhvs #//anyway. scurrying off now #OH shoot i forgot to upload some other stuff fvhhshdbshdj-- #//also sorry if this looks odd i never draw real people except for realism studies fhsvbhf #n also i can't draw noses. lllllllol

[peapod20001]

👉👈 so there’s this change I’ve made to Hallow’s design...

#pea art #oc Hallow #oc Ero #my art #character design #artists on tumblr #artist #traditional art #my ocs #ocs #oc #my oc #original character #original characters #my characters #haha you don’t need to know long I spent looking at vampire bat nose refs #Hallow and Ero are so cute together... and they both look so good and cool #I was so nervous that I’d hate how this new nose would look but be just turned out so CUTE it was a good call #cracks me up how his teeth and flat face pretty much didn’t have to be changed at all lmfao like that’s just how those bats faces LOOK #I am SO tired now but like.. look at him.. look at THEM. SO CUTE

[sar3nka]

Can someone send a healing spell in my general direction. Having a cold is sooo annoying

#the skin around my nose started cracking a bit do u know how much it stings. no. you dont. #if im blowing my nose this much ik its ending already but ugh. the 'ending' stage is usually the longest in my experience

[tadbitfooled]

Don't mind Astarion. He's just feeling the bridge of his nose to make sure it isn't broken from when SOMEONE..

Talilah

... headbutted him in the FACE.

She'll do it AGAIN I will save scum to get this if I play her again it was a great starting vibe for both of them

#OOC #ish? #it's crack we're gonna say crack #it's ok Asty she tells you you're beautiful later your nose is fine #granted she may have been humoring you who knows

[damagedspear]

Bro is aiming his spear for Eren across time periods. Watch your ass, don't fuck with his grandson you tiny little dropped fetus.

#[ will you force yourself to watch? | dash comm. / games. ] #[ i swear my spear to the true king | ic / in character. ] #[ the nose knows | crack. ] #crossover tag tbt. #104thsquadfam #verratensduo

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

Just like I put the notch in Skimble's ears for HC reasons, I also want to toss forward the concept that he has chipped at least two of his teeth running with the idea that he does the old "bite the gold coin to see if it's authentic" bit out of habit. Probably bitten a touch too hard on a fake one once or twice in his lifetime.

#Skimbleshanks #my headcanons #he was a farm cat too so it's like...skimble is one of those people #where at first glance he looks pristine and well kempt and perhaps #even wealthy if he holds himself just so (though being a labourer he would hardly be wealthy but it's the way he presents himself) #but then if you look closer you see the cracks in his hands #and there's spots in his clothing that have been worn thin and soft #and his nose is crooked and maybe some of his whiskers are gone #suggesting that he's actually worked very hard in his life #to get to a point where he could hold himself as such #and yes for the record i know these cats aren't meant to actually work it's all cat metaphor HOWEVER #please also consider i do what i want

[niishi]

yes Zoro and Luffy have insane sex but they also literally just..... in the purest most nonsexual and realest of ways, explore each other's bodies.

#zoros stretched luffy in ways you cant even imagine #just to see what would happen #luffys snaked bis finger up zoros nose snd out his mouth #instead of banging and moaning coming from the bedroom you just hear them cracking up #bc luffy stretched his mouth over the back of zoros head so it looks like hes wearing a luffy hat #Luffy knows what's behind zoros eyelid #he stores his treasures in there #i think behind closed doors and only with luffy #zoros entire autism comes out

[neurotypical-karen]

pics of beloved ginny please

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE

#ive had her since i was 8 she is my little baby girl &my best friend #you know how most cats when frightened will hide in the nearest crack? instead of that she will hug me #note the perfect freckle on her nose #ginny the cat

[moonlightchess]

Bruh some of y'all would literally fuck a picket fence as long as it was white?

#some of these fool ass white men out here with their predator v. alien noses bisected by a whole ass crack #and y'all still out here like OMG KING #when you know they're racist as fuck in private

[katyspersonal]

45,46/107 is done

#doodles #wip #this whole mess started with just me trying to make self-reference for what eye/nose shapes each character has #so i don't have quite the same face syndrome #but as always i got too carried away #as you can see from the numbers i am not even halfway done #yes i have focus on 107 characters that are humans/pthumerians and i did not count patients with dialogue and most door npcs #never ask me about bloodborne headcanons ever #cracks are canon btw! #dunno if thats gehrman making manufacturing mistake because his hands were shivering #or doll having cried before and not remembering (crying out a GEM gotta damage face somewhat you know) #or just 30 years of nightmare taking its toll and no hunter bringing some glue with them #all kids these days bring is some dumb hunter tools and progressively gnc clothes! #there was doll repair kit in cut content by the way. honestly some cut content makes no sense to be cut. #but maybe they had to limit nice things hunter is allowed to do to doll to just one because soulsborne games are laconic with such stuff #i still wonder why aging happens in the dream but not in the nightmare #also how does aging really work paired with immortality??????

[goaliesarethebest]

JUSTIN ‘J-BONE’ HOLL SCORED ON THE REBOUND TO OPEN SCORING, MITCH MARNER DOING THE MOST TO KEEP THE PUCK IN POSSESSION WHILE TRAPPED IN THE CORNER HAS A GORGEOUS PASS TO JOHNNY TORONTO WHO ROCKETS IT IN, KERFY WITH A SHORTHANDED, CALLE JARNKROK (AGAIN: IT’S SO NICE TO HAVE HIM BACK) FINISHES A PONTUS HOLMBERG TOE-DRAG AND THEN THEN IN OVERTIME WILLY STYLES SAYS YOINK AS HE STEALS THE PUCK FROM A BLUE AND EXECUTES AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS BREAKAWAY BILL MAKES IT 5-4 AND THE BUDS MAKE ST.LOUIS SING THE BLUES. 

#GO LEAFS GO #the buds are 22-7-6 with 50 points #apples- 1st: matts & gio. 2nd: marns & calle. 3rd: calle & lily. 4th: pontus & pierre. 5th: unassisted. #i don't know why but the nickname j-bone cracks me up #so this game could've been better but hey we won and we won in overtime so let's just say hooray and on to the next #there's those fun games that are fantastic for the guys confidence and then there's these games where you hated like more than half #like cool we won now we're all going to be very zen and fixate on thursday #it's morning this post is late did I mention I hate the bl*es like a lot? not only do i hate them i consider them america's j*ts #i don't know if anybody is actually reading this but if you are i appreciate you. #so here's a interesting fact steve dangle you know steve dangle right? the dude who yells on youtube about the leafs we love him #his dog broke his nose on the 10th and since then the leafs are 2-0 in overtime i'm not saying it broke the curse of course not #but i can't help but think huh how about that

[caracello]

i thinkk ive talked abt this a bit b4 but boone and i are definitely friends before lovers like hes wayy more likely to call me a stupid son of a bitch than babe. and thats because were in love

#boy best friend actions etc etc #i know hes all serious and shit in game but i know he can lighten up i know it #i need the boone that cracks incredibly dry jokes and the loudest laugh he does is huffing some air out of his nose but you know that means #he found it hilarious #ans i need to annoy him until he hits me in the back of the head and calls me stupid but hes cracking the tiniest little smile #and then we make out. with tongue clearly #gush

[inmaki]

gojo showing off your back scratches to geto

( cont from this fic! req, visual ) .

contains: sex talk, desc of back scratches, crack, sugu is called daddy once (as a joke.. right..)

everything was relatively peaceful in suguru's apartment. key word: relatively.

a forgettable yet appreciated sunday afternoon, not a cloud in sight despite the weather forecast predicting downpours of rain. either way, the raven-haired man insouciantly rested across his white couch, reaching the conclusion that today would be a day for self-care, relaxing, and perhaps some meditation.

there was only one thing ruining his peace.

all morning, suguru has been forced to try and ignore the stain a certain someone has left on his couch — a pair of unecessarily expensive yet dirty shoes being the culprit.

despite these attempts, every once in a while his gaze can't help but wander over at the mark — as if it'd poof out of existence if he glared hard enough.

"fuckin' asshole.." he mutters. it was a wonder his relationship with his best friend managed to stay so promising despite all their differences, yet suguru wouldn't have it any other way, even after situations like this.

right when he grumpily turns back to the tv — which was playing some crappy, low budget rom-com — his apartment door is yanked open and suguru swears he nearly jumps out of his seat.

great, was this it? was he about to get robbed, perhaps evicted? and then probably die? forced into the afterlife knowing gojo's shoe-shit was still on his new couch? no that can't—

"i fucked her!"

suguru whips his head towards the apartment door, announcement being disregarded as he nearly groans in agony. speak of the devil.

big blue eyes peak out from under circular sunglasses, one hand already raised in preparation for a dap up while his stupid, big, dirty shoe pushes the door closed behind him. gojo wears a black compression shirt with grey sweats, marching over to his friend with a ginormous grin across his cheeks.

"take your shoes off, now," suguru snaps, nodding to his friend's feet with a frown.

"yeesh... whatever y'say, daddy," the bastard never loses his smile as his hands raise in surrender, kicking them off by the door smoothly. "what's got your panties in a twist?"

geto pinches his nose bridge. "don't call me that," as he continues the scolding, he points to the living room with his free hand. "you got a mystery stain on my couch, satoru. do you know how many youtube videos i watched trying to get this shit off?"

unphased, gojo takes a look at the strangely colored blob against the armrest's leather material and shrugs. "my bad. did you try febreeze?"

"what— no? dude, febreeze is for.." when suguru looks back up to sourly meet his gaze, he could immediately tell the white-haired man was already drifting back into la-la-land, words going in one ear and out the other. "..nevermind. why're you here?"

at the reminder, satoru seemingly brightens, head shooting back up as if he was just told he'd won the lottery.

"oh god, don't make that stupid face—" he pauses. "the fuck are you doing?" suguru might as well say goodbye to his self-care day, because now gojo was stripping in the middle of his living room, shirt thrown haphazardly onto the still-very-much-stained couch.

"just look!" suguru squints as his friend swivels around to face the wall, pushing his bangs away to get a better view of the— oh shit.

it takes the raven-haired man a second to process what he's seeing before shuffling forward, closely examining the achingly red, bulging scratch marks displayed sexily across the latter's back and shoulders. "no way.."

suguru knows the strongest sorcerer well enough to notice how he purposely didn't use reversed cursed technique on these scratches, just so it'd be obvious to anyone that caught a glimpse of what exactly occured. to his further dismay, he can already picture a smug and sweaty gojo walking around their local gym like this, proud simper on his pretty lips as he easily raises a pair of weights in his veiny hands.

a hiss escapes geto's mouth as he runs his finger down a particularly agitated one, knowing exactly how painful they could be after experiencing many hook-ups of his own. even so, satoru only licks his lips, neck craning to the side so he can pride himself in his friend's gobsmacked expression.

"damn, these are deep. you actually hit it?" suguru confirms, raising a celebratory hand.

turning back around, satoru daps him up, a massive smirk now on both their faces. "hell yeah, it was amazing."

it was impossible to predict what gojo would do next after barging through his front door — especially considering how many times he's done so — but this has to be the last thing suguru ever expected.

not that he was complaining — in fact, all of geto's temper and need for relaxation seemingly flew out the window, the feeling of proudness for his best friend overthrowing anything else.

and even if he hated to admit it, the way gojo was so eager to come over and announce his virginity loss to him was more than a little endearing, and dare he say cute.

"that's great, man. congrats." suguru leads him into the kitchen — still shamelessly shirtless — to grab them both a can of beer in celebration. while the white-haired man usually didn't get involved with any form of alcohol, this occasion was most definitely exception-worthy. "you made y/n cum too, right?"

an offended glare is shot his way. "duh, two times."

"huh. surprised you could last."

as suguru pours their drinks into two fragile cups, gojo exhales, not bothered in the slightest by his jab. "dude, same.." he admits dreamily. "she was so fuckin' tight and warm.. and oh— fuck, her moans? heavenly.. 'can't believe i didn't bust after the first minute.."

geto gulps, trying his best to ignore the mental image his brain was producing from his dirty words. you can't blame him — both of you were smoking hot, and he was a simple man.

even now, he could already imagine what you both looked like; panting and moaning, skin-slapping so loud that it echoed through the whole room, how blissed out you'd look as gojo's cock split you in t—

satoru's playful sigh cuts through the tensing air. "who knows sugs, maybe you'll have another kind of stain to worry about next time we're over~"

he's never snapped out of a daydream so quickly. "don't even joke about that."

over the next hour, the two men sat manspread on the stained couch, taking leisure sips while recalling satoru's final moments as a virgin — suguru giving out his secret tips and tricks along the way.

maybe sometime, suguru could offer some.. hands-on learning instead.

mlist! <- sugu.. how could u think abt ur bestie and his gf like that... tsk tsk tsk (if u enjoyed reblogs/comments r appreciated heheh)

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