For all we know, at this very moment hundreds of young women all over the country may be in the process of being turned into lobsters.
— P. G. Wodehouse
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Snapper Lobster by douglas 🦞
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They told me it was beef 😂
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So glad your belly is finally empty! You had a lot in you!
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Well thank you! I'm gonna be giving my belly a break but my uni is on break for a week for Easter holidays.
So tommorow, I'm gonna be trying to give myself a churning, gurgling, cant-hold-it belly ache.
Starting almost exactly 24 hours from now, I will be eating everything y'all suggest in my asks as long as it will help contribute to my belly ache (aka, not just stuffing my face, it has to have some property to make it *hurt*)
Some rules:
I have the right to refuse if it won't help my belly ache
No more then 5 items may have caffiene in them
I must end up with a primarily lower belly ache (aka not nauseous or gas cramps)
I must have diarrhea at least once due to your suggestions
~have fun~
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