#2 person job

[otaku553]

Ok so I have been stewing this crossover au in my brain nonstop for the past few days and. I am nothing if not committed to the bit, so. Volume cover redraws :)

Here are the originals:

If you want to read more about my one piece spy x family crossover, keep reading!

So the idea is simple! Crossover reincarnation au where ASL is reborn in Spy x Family. They’re each born separately and none of them are born with the same names as their previous lives, and with no way of finding each other, they each find their own thing to do in the world.

Sabo, too used to the dangers of being a spy, eventually finds a cause to devote himself to again, in preventing war from engulfing the country he was reborn in. Ace, drawn to fire as he was in his previous life, used arson as a means to rob rich people for sustenance and survival, and is eventually scouted and hired by Garden as a fire specialist and assassin. And Luffy, though born in perhaps the poorest condition, grows up happily and takes whatever part time jobs he wants to do.

The thing about Sabo is that, as much as he seems like a young man of good repute and high standing within society, everyone in WISE knows that he is a massive nuisance. Nobody knew in the beginning how a child less than half the age of most of their veteran agents could have the same skills and knowledge in their profession. Sabo was— and still is— hyper competent, and by the time WISE figured out just how much of a menace to society he was, it was too late.

Ace forgot for the first few years of his new life that he wasn’t made of fire, and consequently, received multiple accidental burns. This did not deter him, however, from growing up to be a very skilled arsonist, well-practiced in every which way to start a dumpster fire or house fire. As a teenage he would use this often to draw attention as he robbed rich people blind. When he was caught, he was given an ultimatum by Garden: join them and receive payment for starting fires and causing problems under contract, or face the government and authorities for his crimes. Begrudgingly, he joined Garden, but eventually comes to appreciate that he can make substantial money in his element.

Luffy is Luffy. No telepathy or experimentation, no fancy schools, no gimmicks or secret identities. But he has still lived an extremely colorful life in this world, full of fascinating and kind individuals who have helped him grow up healthy and relatively happy. He goes where he is free, and he takes whatever part time jobs he wants in order to make the minimum he needs to survive.

Ace and Sabo find each other first, in their late teens, and neither of them realize that the other remembers their previous life, but both refuse to separate. (Sabo thinks Ace doesn’t remember, because Ace didn’t recognize him. Ace never saw Sabo grow up past 10, however, so he doesn’t recognize older Sabo immediately. By the time he does realize who exactly Sabo is, Sabo has backtracked and pretends to know Ace from a dream, or from somewhere else.)

Sabo’s attachment to Ace, predictably, causes problems between Sabo and WISE, but by then, Sabo is indispensable to the organization, and they make an exception for Sabo to be able to remain with Ace, so long as Ace never finds out what Sabo’s actual job is. Ace, on the other hand, hides his job because he doesn’t want his brother, who he has just found and who does not know Ace well enough yet, to know that he makes a living from killing people.

And they find Luffy sometime afterwards, prior to the beginning of the Spy x Family canon. Luffy figures out, not long after moving in with his brothers, both of his brothers’ secret occupations and the fact that both of them remember their past memories. He thinks it is common knowledge, however, and so he never brings it up.

#one piece #spy x family crossover #sabo #monkey d luffy #portgas d ace #crossover #I have so many ideas for this au #I’ll probably write like a drabble series for it #maybe. if I get around to it #extra things: #Loid and sabo get paired on a nonzero number of missions as siblings #they are only 6 years apart in age and they’re both blond so WISE is like.. ‘it’s free real estate’ #every time this happens sabo finds a way to sneak into conversations that they’re actually cousins instead #this annoys loid a LOT because he thinks sabo can’t keep a cover to save his life. sabo is aware but he only has 2 brothers #and even in disguise he refuses to let someone else take ace and luffy’s place #ace’s codename within Garden is either ‘flame lily’ or ‘pyracantha’ #the latter being another name for the firethorn plant #yor has only heard of him in passing and has not met him in person before. but she knows that she is sent whenever he blunders and lets #someone see his face #Luffy is kind of just chilling! he takes a lot of part time jobs everywhere #to the point that loid is briefly worried that he’s a tail or stalker or something since he keeps seeing luffy around #Anya really loves playing with Luffy though because luffy has such vivid thoughts of the ocean and being a pirate #ok that’s it for now #I am very. brainrotting

[rumble-bee-art]

so let me get this straight: Loki wanted to give Mobius (and the crew but mostly Mobius) the choice whether to stay at the TVA or go back to their lives and in the end of it Mobius is the only one to choose the secret third option of just. waiting. letting the time pass. because he doesn’t seem to want to be with the TVA anymore and he also probably doesn’t belong with his family either?

because his third option this whole time was (I assume) actually being with the person he belongs with who is currently (indefinitely) occupied with being a all-time binding tree?? Did I get it right?

#I’m going feral over this show #disclaimer: loki being a time binding tree is good ig he is doing a great job #but at what personal cost #ugh #loki season finale #loki spoilers #loki #loki season 2 #loki series #lokius #mobius m mobius #mobius

[stop-saying-tootsie]

just saw someone (on twitter) imply the idiots are getting too old to keep creating new projects because “they can’t do this forever” and i feel the need to remind people that 50 is not elderly and even if it was who gives a fuck

creativity doesn’t stop the older you get, talent doesn’t worsen. people are well into their 70s/80s and still creating beautiful art that we all consume and love. i hate this idea that there’s a time limit on when we need to do stuff by. the idiots are not going anywhere, they’re not nearing death for fucks sake they’re middle aged

#twitter simply infuriates me #i’m not posting the tweet bc i’m not gonna yk. bash that person #but basically they said if we don’t get another project soon then the liklehood of us ever getting another is slim #bc 2 of them are 50 and they can’t do this forever #like yes?? they can?? #this is their job?? #and they love it so why would they stop unless they absolutely must #they’re not going to fucking retire this is their life #anyways #bbc ghosts #six idiots #them there

[whatimdoing-here]

Lessons in Chemistry | 1.04

#lessons in chemistry #spoilers #apple tv #elizabeth zott #brie larson #mad zott #every parent feels this lol #like you're pregnant for 10 months #and then like an hour after giving birth the nurse bein like 'PEACE' #and you're just.... alone and in charge of a whole person #and now they're you're whole life good luck #also they did such a good job with these babies #SO CUTE i wanted to steal #ugh had to redo 1 and 2 and i KNOW the coloring between 2 and 3 is off now i couldn't remember what i did

[disgustinggf]

guess who successfully defended their bachelors thesis today 😌😌😌😌

#got the perfect grade too #anyway im so glad 2 be done w uni #like dont get me wrong i love my field and i love my #job #but god uni is pointless #other than having a degree #personal txt

[gideonisms]

I become 300% more of both a lover and a hater when I'm on my period. just a time of the month when I have strong opinions I would say

#i want to kiss a butch for 3 hours. also i'm the only one in the world with correct opinions about everything #me the main character of life #anyway i saw this post complaining about sanitized mass marketable queer art #where the person described themselves based on the interests i guess they thought were most stereotypical and then were like #isn't there something rawer or more real than this #to which i would say there is! but you went to the queer market day #idk it is a frustration of mine too i do get it #but i think some people could stand to just get weirder and like the things they like #idk i buy cute little queer stickers all the time but i regularly stand out as a strange person in both queer and straight communities #get a friend who worked the same shit job who will sell you abstract alien art they made while they were high it's not hard #go to goodwill more. you'll find some raw expressions of humanity. #if you just want your interests to be more genuine to you it's simple #you just have to accept that maybe 2 other people will be able to rec you music or foods you enjoy #being more specific isn't everything it's cracked up to be sometimes #i think the problem here is mainly capitalism

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

UUUGGGGHHHHH mina first instinctively reaching towards him and pulling away because she is horrified by herself after what has happened but then reaching out again because she can’t handle on top of everything right now the added fear for jonathan’s life + jonathan being quite understandably in full instant rage-fueled vampire hunting mode but instantly acquiescing because comforting mina is more important than killing dracula because this violent gory vampire book is a novel about love…. they’re perfect i love them 😭 😭 😭

#it’s so good and also YET ANOTHER extremely contemporary feeling moment #bc i actually like reliably love the trope of #‘person momentarily talked out of murderous purpose because they have the more #important job of being nice to someone they love who is sad’ #confidential to like. 2 people? max? it’s giving reid and prentiss in the s13 premiere after the mr scratch thing #dracula daily

[yamsgarden]

It was such a wonderful year artwise and in my personnal life... Maybe even the best ever

Let's see what chaos 2024 holds for humanity

#my art #yamsgarden oc #record of ragnarok #splatoon #pikmin #nimona #melone #ghiaccio #got a new job #found the love of my life #made amazing new friends #love my little gang #saw the game grumps live in person #went to anime north for the first time #went back to otakuthon after 3 years #made amazing cosplays with my best friends #went to 2 wonderful weddings #went to paris with my love #just... what a crazy crazy year #i only wish to have more time to spend with my loved ones #might go again on hiatus at some point so i can spend more time with friends and fam

[kabutoden]

sorriez for not posting I am now responsible for SEVEN PUPPIES

SEVEN

PUPPIES

#seven of them #this shit is crazy #puppies #dog #puppy #dont breed your dogs kids #theyre my neighbors im helping him out cus their mama is sick and i dont have a job #also if you live in kansas city and want a dog i have seven hmu. thats not a joke btw. i will give you this dog. #if the following genuinely applies to you 1. damn what are the chances 2. lets meet in person and talk first #i gotta find somewhere for SEVEN DOGS #AAAAA

[hotvampireadjacent]

Speaking of league of legends, but not that game specifically, you would think taking away someone’s ability to chat would stop them from being mean. Nope! If you have a quick chat then Jack asses will spam certain phrases to be annoying. Mean will find a way.

#when I played Crystal line conflict like an insane person #people would spam something like GOOD JOB when they were mad #it would be funny if I didn’t hear BEEP BEEP every 2 seconds

[molabuddy]

the three eepers 😴

#hollow knight #monomon #lurien #herrah #hk #arts #except i make them look weird . playing w the idea that their dreamer shawls r like . a uniform or something #& the clothes they wore in life were way different / much more fitting 2 their jobs / personalities / status

[bbydollx36x]

𝔗𝔬𝔰𝔰 𝔞 𝔠𝔬𝔦𝔫~

#me #personal #job number 2 #renaissance faire #ren faire #green eyes #green #girls with tattoos #altgirl #goth gf #egirl #pretty eyes

[youredreamingofroo]

Make the Most of It : Day one in Strangetown

Day one in Strangetown was a success! He made not one but two friends, got a job and somehow managed to win 5 rounds of Rock, Paper, Scissors back-to-back-to-back, which is surprising considering his luck...

#Roo wanting a job to begin with is a miracle (considering the personality points for libras - but also just him in general) #i didnt get a screenshot of it. but Roo did befriend Jenny as well as Vidcund LMAO #Roo #Roo* #MtMoi: Roo #Make-the-Most-of-It: Roo* #Making the Most of Main-posts #ts2 #ts2 simblr #sims 2 #the sims 2 #simblr #ts2 screenshots

[useless-catalanfacts]

Btw if you come on holidays and stay at an AirBnb instead of an actual registered hotel I hate you personally. Not "I hate the gentrification and touristic massification and the way we can't live in our homes and are forced to move away because of tourism" in an abstract way- No, not just that. I hate you.

#I'm from a seaside town that has become popular with tourists who come for the beach and the mediterranean climate #and the typical whitewashed walls of mediterranean coastal towns #in just a few years the average rent has gone up so much that now the average rent id #*is over 1000€ per month #one thousand! #that's a whole salary! #in the past 2 years they've been building a new neighbourhood. they've destroyed the vinyeards to make a new neighbourhood that will make #the town 1/3 bigger than it is. that's a lot. but all those houses are luxury houses with private swimming pools for rich foreigners (we #already have 2 private British schools high schools and college(in the british sense)/baccalaureate where their kids go and never have to #interact with locals. I teach some of those kids and they're very prejudiced against locals and very bigoted against the catalan language #(which ofc they never bother to learn) #there's a law in catalonia that says that for every certain amount of houses you build you are obligated to build a certain percentage of #affordable housing. so in this new neighborhood they built the bare minumum affordable housing which is still too expensive for us #and since there's so few of them everyone is competing to get them. the city hall and the bank have had to make an official competition for #them but you only classify if the renr would not be more than 1/3rd of your salary which is impossible. my cousins who are in their mid 30s #and have been working a good qualified job for 15 years (and their partners too) are considered too poor to be considered for the #affordable housing #everyone is having to move out to other cities away from their friends and family and current jobs. the only jobs left here soon will be #mostly directed at tourists #and the only way to continue living here if you're a normal person and not rich is if you're an only child who one day might inherit the #parents' house #but we look around at what's happening in nearby cities and we see the next step which will be airbnb taking the houses that are left #in many places (I've posted about thia before) there aren't any flats for rent or sell anymore that isn't an airbnb #I'm still lucky in my town when compared to other places like Barcelona which are already full of the airbnb plague #actualitat #airbnb #tourism #touristic massification #gentrification

[autismswagsummit]

Honestly the blog being much quieter after the main round ended is sort of. more peaceful in a sense? like people are still regularly leaving (probably out of a feeling of "the big tournament isn't for another year why am I still following you" lol) but it doesn't really matter to me because the attention on me being lowered definitely relieves some of the stress. I just get to mess around and do whatever I want here now and the followers that stuck around don't seem to mind much lol

#and like yeah any level of ''slightly big internet person'' could tell you that losing followers isnt fun #but like this isn't my Job this is an impulse decision that got way out of hand lol #i cant be the center of attention All of the time bcuz 1 thats not how it works and 2 it would probably kill me ksjsksk #i dont mind things being calmer now. its nice

[mossytines]

"Agent Milton was just doing his job" STOP SUCKING HIS DICK OH MY LORD. I DON'T CARE IF HE WAS HONEST OR FAIR HE STILL DID THAT BULLSHIT IN LAKAY IN CHAPTER 5 WHEN HE KNEW ABOUT JACK'S PRESENCE, ACTIVELY PUTTING A CHILD IN DANGER FOR SOME RICH GUY MONEY.

HE STILL.. IS A PINKERTON. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IF THERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S NOTORIOUS FOR BEING CRUEL, I WON'T REALLY RESPECT OR TRUST ANYBODY WHO'S IN SAID SOMETHING.

DOING HIS JOB OR NOT, HE DOESN'T HAVE A RESPECTABLE JOB.

#i dont know bruh its the same with cops #you cant be “one of the good ones” if youre all working to push the same cruel and unjust laws #also not to say that the gang hasnt done bad shit because its obvious they have #but bad person vs bad person doesnt make one of them better #also people supporting milton because he was “”just doing his job“” seem to ignore the major themes of morality doesnt always equal legality #okay ill stop ranting in the tags #just stop dickriding cops please #milton isnt a cop. just some guy paid buy a rich asshole #by this time the pinkertons wouldnt be able to work with the us government because of the anti pinkerton act in 1893 #big L honestly #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #red dead redemption #rdr2 arthur #red dead #arthur rdr2 #red dead 2