#I have so many ideas for this au

[otaku553]

Ok so I have been stewing this crossover au in my brain nonstop for the past few days and. I am nothing if not committed to the bit, so. Volume cover redraws :)

Here are the originals:

If you want to read more about my one piece spy x family crossover, keep reading!

So the idea is simple! Crossover reincarnation au where ASL is reborn in Spy x Family. They’re each born separately and none of them are born with the same names as their previous lives, and with no way of finding each other, they each find their own thing to do in the world.

Sabo, too used to the dangers of being a spy, eventually finds a cause to devote himself to again, in preventing war from engulfing the country he was reborn in. Ace, drawn to fire as he was in his previous life, used arson as a means to rob rich people for sustenance and survival, and is eventually scouted and hired by Garden as a fire specialist and assassin. And Luffy, though born in perhaps the poorest condition, grows up happily and takes whatever part time jobs he wants to do.

The thing about Sabo is that, as much as he seems like a young man of good repute and high standing within society, everyone in WISE knows that he is a massive nuisance. Nobody knew in the beginning how a child less than half the age of most of their veteran agents could have the same skills and knowledge in their profession. Sabo was— and still is— hyper competent, and by the time WISE figured out just how much of a menace to society he was, it was too late.

Ace forgot for the first few years of his new life that he wasn’t made of fire, and consequently, received multiple accidental burns. This did not deter him, however, from growing up to be a very skilled arsonist, well-practiced in every which way to start a dumpster fire or house fire. As a teenage he would use this often to draw attention as he robbed rich people blind. When he was caught, he was given an ultimatum by Garden: join them and receive payment for starting fires and causing problems under contract, or face the government and authorities for his crimes. Begrudgingly, he joined Garden, but eventually comes to appreciate that he can make substantial money in his element.

Luffy is Luffy. No telepathy or experimentation, no fancy schools, no gimmicks or secret identities. But he has still lived an extremely colorful life in this world, full of fascinating and kind individuals who have helped him grow up healthy and relatively happy. He goes where he is free, and he takes whatever part time jobs he wants in order to make the minimum he needs to survive.

Ace and Sabo find each other first, in their late teens, and neither of them realize that the other remembers their previous life, but both refuse to separate. (Sabo thinks Ace doesn’t remember, because Ace didn’t recognize him. Ace never saw Sabo grow up past 10, however, so he doesn’t recognize older Sabo immediately. By the time he does realize who exactly Sabo is, Sabo has backtracked and pretends to know Ace from a dream, or from somewhere else.)

Sabo’s attachment to Ace, predictably, causes problems between Sabo and WISE, but by then, Sabo is indispensable to the organization, and they make an exception for Sabo to be able to remain with Ace, so long as Ace never finds out what Sabo’s actual job is. Ace, on the other hand, hides his job because he doesn’t want his brother, who he has just found and who does not know Ace well enough yet, to know that he makes a living from killing people.

And they find Luffy sometime afterwards, prior to the beginning of the Spy x Family canon. Luffy figures out, not long after moving in with his brothers, both of his brothers’ secret occupations and the fact that both of them remember their past memories. He thinks it is common knowledge, however, and so he never brings it up.

#one piece #spy x family crossover #sabo #monkey d luffy #portgas d ace #crossover #I have so many ideas for this au #I’ll probably write like a drabble series for it #maybe. if I get around to it #extra things: #Loid and sabo get paired on a nonzero number of missions as siblings #they are only 6 years apart in age and they’re both blond so WISE is like.. ‘it’s free real estate’ #every time this happens sabo finds a way to sneak into conversations that they’re actually cousins instead #this annoys loid a LOT because he thinks sabo can’t keep a cover to save his life. sabo is aware but he only has 2 brothers #and even in disguise he refuses to let someone else take ace and luffy’s place #ace’s codename within Garden is either ‘flame lily’ or ‘pyracantha’ #the latter being another name for the firethorn plant #yor has only heard of him in passing and has not met him in person before. but she knows that she is sent whenever he blunders and lets #someone see his face #Luffy is kind of just chilling! he takes a lot of part time jobs everywhere #to the point that loid is briefly worried that he’s a tail or stalker or something since he keeps seeing luffy around #Anya really loves playing with Luffy though because luffy has such vivid thoughts of the ocean and being a pirate #ok that’s it for now #I am very. brainrotting

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry au — arrange marriage but with a twist.

Harry Potter wakes up in the body of a villain. A character in an otome game that his goddaughter liked to play. He, being the only one without any kids of his own — always volunteered to take care of her whenever Ron and Hermione finally got some free time together. Thus, they remained really close for years. Even after she grew up she stayed in contact with Harry. And so he knew all about her new obsession.

It was a game where the main character got to choose from six different male leads. They all had their own storyline and apparently it was really popular. It was a story about how this mc, who is a powerful witch — end up winning the heart of the male lead while winning over the kingdom. Because common blood witches/wizards are rare and mostly scorned upon due to not having pure bloodline. And Rose wouldn't stop talking about how interesting it was.

Harry's goddaughter liked everything about the story except one character.

He was the most popular yet the most controversial character; the mad emperor called Voldemort. And there was a reason why he was so popular yet so damned controversial. And no — it was not because of his penchant to torture or order an execution in the bat if an eye. Nope, apparently hot, evil characters tend to be popular anyway, but it mostly was because how no one was able to win his route. Ever.

Voldemort's, or better known as the mad king's — is a route no one ever won. So many people tried, and even begged asked the game developers to give them a hintof how to win his route but apparently they didn't budge and stayed tight lipped about Voldemort's route. Everyone tend to die on his route no matter the choices, no matter what actions you took and no matter how different it was from the last choice. Your character would. just. keep. dying.

But there was one thing that remained common in all of Voldemort's storylines. And it was the main villain. Voldemort's husband. Even when you aren't playing the main game; Voldemort's husband is always trying to make your life hell. So, everytime you win a routine the husband dies a horrible death. Mostly executed by Voldemort himself.

In Voldemort's own route, however — it was different. And how different Harry never got to ask his goddaughter because now he was fucking dead.

And now, here he is. Stuck. In. The. Body. Of. The. Main. Villain. Of. A. game he doesn't even know the name of, for fuck's sake.

Yes, this is a story about how Harry dies and wakes up in the body of a villain who is set up for an arrange marriage with a king who is apparently so hard to win over that even the most likable persons, the main fucking character even — is not able to win him over. So how would, Harry in the body of Harry Evans (they even share the same damn first name, what the fuck.) would win over the husband who's job is to basically kill him after every happy ending? Harry doesn't know.

Cue to Harry doing everything to not die in the hands of Voldemort while trying to figure out how to befriend the mc so he doesn't die due to natural disaster through karma for looking at fate's darling (mc) the wrong way. Also, cue to Harry derailing the plot so hard that the title of the story changes after he is done.

#another isekai plot with tomarry lmao #i love them #i have so many ideas for this au #but other than that #yes it is an otome game au #and you can imagine the 'mc' to be whoever u want #but either ways #follow #harry potter #on this journey of #winning Voldemort over lmaoook #tom riddle #tomarry #harrymort

[jimmybuggin]

Zombie Zoro, anyone?

#one piece #roronoa zoro #zombies #Luffy #monkey d Luffy #straw hat crew #zombie zoro #I have so many ideas for this au #and all of you will suffer through them.

[arikihalloween]

A little doodles and sketches of the Dreamwalkers

New content is coming soon ! Finished the refs for Wally and Julie, and I'm always open for any questions about this au !

Next blog I'll explain the group dynamics and what the story is about or supposed to be about ( this au is litterally 4 days old lmao I need some time to get all my ideas in place )

#wh dreamwalkers au #welcome home #welcomehome #julie welcome home #julie joyful #wally welcome home #wally darling #welcome home oc #wh au #welcome home au #new au idea #au time #au #i have so many ideas for this au #i hope you guys will like it #my silly little drawings #the sillies #they're so chaotic

[aetherdecember]

Okay, this reversal AU idea is killing my Nanowrimo progress, so here, have this.

—-

Dream is quiet. Not that he isn’t usually quiet, but Hob can feel this quiet is the sort where he’s gathering words to speak. It’s just the two of them here (Dream having dismissed Jessamy beforehand) as they pass through the Dreaming. Hob thinks they’re heading to the Waking, but Dream hasn’t told him anything, so he waits for him to speak.

When he does, they’re standing on a road. It looks vaguely familiar, like all roads do when you’ve lived for several centuries, but it’s impossible to tell what era it’s supposed to be. The road is asphalt, but the roofs are thatched. There’s an early model car being drawn by a horse and he can see a peasant woman turning a goose on a spoke inside a modern oven.

“I owe you an answer.”

As if sensing the question Hob’s about to ask, the scene resolves itself into the inside of the White Horse Inn. Again, Hob can see traces of every era here, though it looks most like their last meeting.

Feathers fluttering with realization, Hob resettles his wings to keep composure. “Yeah, you do.”

Taking his seat at their table, Dream waits until Hob has flown off his shoulder before signaling for the bartender. His raven body doesn’t allow him sit like he used to, so Hob perches on the table, though becomes visibly dismayed when he realizes he won’t be able to enjoy the fine wine Dream orders. Human glasses aren’t designed with bird friendliness in mind.

The bartender dematerializes, probably to fulfill their order, and it’s just them again. No other patrons are here, but it sounds like they are. It too cycles through sounds from the various eras, Hob thinks he can even hear himself at some point, voice talking indistinctly, but he doesn’t hear Dream’s voice in these echoes. Shame, he loved hearing the low decibels of Dream’s voice.

“They’ve torn it down.” Dream’s eyes move lazily about the room, though he’s careful not to look at Hob. “There’s nothing left of this place in the Waking.”

“We were their most loyal patrons.” Hob’s comment is flippant, but his heart sinks. It had been the last tie to his roots. Dream had been the other, but until forcefully becoming one of his ravens, he’d only seen the guy once a century. It hadn’t been the same as knowing he could walk into the old pub anytime he wanted and feel like he was sharing space with the mortal he’d been before Dream had entered his life.

“Had it been standing, we’d be there now.”

It takes a beat for Hob to catch Dream’s meaning. Head swiveling sharply, he leans forward to catch Dream’s gaze, forcing him to look at him. “You were coming back?”

Dream tucks his hands into his pockets, narrow shoulders low, but holds the eye contact. “I hear it’s impolite to keep one’s friends waiting,” he replies quietly.

Hob’s grin is the slow and brilliant rising of the dawn. Unconsciously, he runs a finger along the base of the wineglass (must’ve been placed there when he wasn’t looking).

“Bit late, aren’t you?”

Abruptly, he realizes he’s no longer a raven. Like the appearance of the wineglass, Hob is suddenly human again, it’s his own finger touching where glass meets wood, his own mouth had moved when he spoke, and his body feels real and so present he could hug Dream. He almost does, but the sight of the clothes, something appropriate for humanity’s current age, something he’s never had a chance of wearing before, startles him into laughter.

“I was, wasn’t I?” Dream asks, gaze fathomless.

But Hob has lost track of the conversation. “You did this?” He gestures to the clothes, every piece as black as the formlessness Dream surrounds himself with, looking more appropriate for Dream to wear and not something Hob would’ve picked for himself.

“A little late, but yes.”

“So you’ve figured it out then?”

Dream is slow to reply, and it’s monosyllabic, but his answer carries clearly, tonelessly. “Yes.”

“How’d you do it? How’d you figure it out?” Hob asks eagerly.

But Dream’s gaze is ladened, endless nights hidden behind the thin pantomime of human eyes, and bears the weight of a truth he’s loath to disclose. “There’s no undoing it.”

“What?”

“This form is an illusion. You’re no more alive than I am a human. There’s no undoing what Death has caused.”

#dreamling #the sandman #hob as one of dream’s ravens #hob gadling #dream of the endless #morpheus #dreamling fic #i have so many ideas for this AU #the white horse inn is gone but dream still takes them there to make amends a declare their friendship #really they’re beyond the point of friendship but baby steps #stay tuned for when hob creates another crises for dream when he says they’re courting

[fallentale4]

I have decided that yall have gotten too comfortable with the fluff.

(:

(some minor context, morro is the same age as the ninja)

The day had ended pretty well, they had gotten all their flyers out and now they were just helping Wu and Misako close down the tea shop.

"I swear bluebell if you say one more tea pun," Morro said as he put up boxes of tea.

"Oh, but I was just getting started," The master of lightning said with a smile.

The rest of the ninja groaned at that.

The wind howled outside.

"Damn, were we expecting a storm tonight?" Kai asked, putting the broom away.

"I don't believe so," Zane said.

"Strange, well the weatherman isn't right half the time anyway," Cole said, putting down a few more boxes.

The wind seemed to pick up, causing the doors to shudder.

"Hey uh haha...that wouldn't happen to be you, Morro, right?" Jay asked nervously, picking up on the fact that this wind seemed almost unnatural.

"No, it's not," Morro said, climbing down the latter he was on.

The doors flew open and the ninja were pushed back slightly by the wind. Morro looked up and froze.

No, it couldn't be...

Could it?

"H-Hey anyone want to explain why I'm seeing double?" Jay said.

The ninja ran out of the tea shop to see a kid, the same age as them, and an almost carbon copy of Morro but with blue eyes, standing under the wooden arch.

"Perc?" Morro said quietly.

They all heard the familiar sound of their Sensi running up to them.

"What is going on here..." Wu trailed off as he saw the teen before them.

The teen grinned at them, but there was no warmth behind it.

"Brother, Sensi," They said, their voice dripping with venom when he said Sensi.

"Who are you, why are you here?" Kai asked, drawing his sword.

"Oh! Did my brother not tell you about me? What a shame. My name is Percy, I'm Morro's twin," The teen, Percy, said, his smile seeming to grow.

"As for why I'm here, well it's simple really, I'm just here for Wu's staff and then I'll be on my way, simple as that," He said, now holding out his hand.

there was a beat of silence and Percy frowned.

"I don't think you heard me, hand over the staff Wu, if I need to repeat myself again, someone's going to get hurt," He said, the look in his eyes hardening to something more sinister.

"Why do you need the staff, Percy?" Wu asked.

"Why, to find your father's tomb of course, why else?"

"Now, this is your last chance to hand it over peacefully, or your beloved pupil might get hurt," Percy said.

Morro froze at that, Percy wouldn't hurt him, right? They were brothers...Unless...Unless it wasn't Morro he was going after. Morro's eyes widened at the realization.

He realized it too late.

Percy's hand shot out and Lloyd was dragged over to Percy. He now held the Green ninja at knifepoint, a psychotic grin on his face.

"Now I'm going to ask you again, hand over the staff, or Lloyd here might not walk away from this encounter.

#I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR THIS AU #YA'LL AIN'T PREPAIRED #ninjagobrainrot #ninjago oc #percy #lego ninjago #ninjago #ninjago morro #original character #ninjago zane #ninjago lloyd #ninjago kai #ninjago jay #ninjago cole #ninjago wu #sensi wu

[snakeunderyourboot]

Egg!Velvet! I have a whole ass headcanons/separate AU about how Egg took Velvet's body so bear with me, alright?

First of all, the Egg itself has 2 forms: its Egg form(that we saw all the time in canon) and its "human" form, which isn't actually a human form, but about this later.

The Egg form has minimum power(mind-control and passive vines usage) but max defense (it's almost impossible to destroy it as in canon). Its human form is the complete opposite, it has max power but min defense, making it much easier to kill(basically as an average player with 1 life). The Egg was in its max defense form when c!Bad found it as I theorized that it was already defeated( almost). Sort of like clown Pennywise, it went into egg form to heal itself and then proceeded to take over as much as possible.

Now, after the Red Banquet, the Egg had enough energy to go into its second form, but the catch is that it needed a body to do so. Why the Egg didn't take any random body? Well, to say simply it wanted to fucked up the minds of its subjects even more, and what is better for this, than to use the body of their long-lost friend and boyfriend of one of its most loyal subjects after c!Bad? So, with c!Ponk's help(he is the only doctor around here) they prepared the body of c!Velvet for its own usage.

Now, after The Egg took over the Velvet's body its power transform it but not too much, as it still wanted to play with the minds of the Eggpire. Velvet's hair used to be red and fluffy, the Egg made it white and used gel to make it rougher (?). Velvet used to wear more casual clothes, the Egg wears more official like.

In anyway The Egg is still the Egg, but it's a little tough to believe it when it has the face of your friend. Though, I have a funny idea, how after long usage of Velvet's body the Egg started to have feelings(bleh) and be softer to the Eggpire members. Sort of like, it gives them a day off but then like "wtf why would I do that"

I have 2 possible outcomes for this AU( I decided this is the AU now). The angsty one, where despite every soft motion towards Eggpire, it is still the Egg, it still does not care about anyone but itself and after it is defeated all that is left is the dead body of their friend, forever changed by the will of the parasite.

Or the nicer one, that involves c!Velvet making a deal with Lady Death(Kristin), slowly taking back control of his own body, epic battle within the mind, and then a long recovery for members of Eggpire and now very alive Velvet, who also has a tiny bit of Eggs power

But that is another story.

#mcyt #velvetiscake #velvetfrost #eggvelvet #c!velvet #eggpire #the egg lore #i have so many ideas for this au #dsmp fanart #snakey art

[stars-of-kyber]

For @jam-and-butterfly who asked me for a prompt which ended up turning into a (so far) 6.7K Childhood best friends AU that has been recently dominating my mind and it’s basically almost 7K of Anthony making a fool of himself around Kate: I’m sorry.

Also, have a little snippet of it.

““You are aware that the entire family calls her your Kate, aren’t you?”

“My Kate?” He stared at his brother, completely dumbstruck.

“Honestly Ant, why do you think no one but you and I ask Kate to dance at the fairs and gatherings?” Benedict’s tone was patient, as if he was trying to explain something very simple to a child.

“Well, Kate’s a terrible dancer and…” Benedict shook his head in exasperation.

“Because you stare murderously at any man who approaches her.””

#my writings #it’s a mess #I have SO MANY ideas for this AU #Childhood Best Friends AU #Kathony

[shepscapades]

At long last… the story of how Mumbo Deviates! I realize this is the most anticlimactic response i could've given to the crazy number of asks I’ve gotten wondering how Mumbo deviates and asking how angsty or heartbreaking or dramatic it is… but hear me out okay. The idea that mumbo is just doing Normal, Day-To-Day android stuff and some random mob just. spooks him so bad that he deviates on the spot and never tells a soul is not only Hilarious but it also feels Really in character DLFGKJFGJ

(And so, i stick to my guns about mumbo being spared from angst. silly goofy guy who i love so so much =w=)

#dbhc #hermitcraft dbh au #mumbo jumbo #mumbojumbo #hermitcraft #dbhc mumbo #hermitcraft au #art escapades #mumbo #what if iiiii love him so much #he's SO sillay #there were so many different ideas i could have gone with here like mumbo trying to teach grian redstone and getting so frustrated that he #just deviates to get onto him for not getting it LKFGJDLFJGKDFG #idk man but this felt too funny not to go with #it feels so perfect for him #dbhc art

[fishfission-dc]

Batfamily Powerpoint Night!

(mandatory team building)

Links to the full slideshows, updated as I post them!

Part 1: Bruce’s Full Slideshow:

Part 2: Dick’s Full Slideshow:

Part 3: Tim’s Full Slideshow:

Part 4: Jason’s Full Slideshow: 

(they forced him to be there so he’s making it everyone’s problem):

Part 5: Cass’s Full Slideshow:

Part 6: Stephanie’s Full Slideshow:

Part 7: Damian’s Full Slideshow:

Part 8: Duke’s Full Slideshow:

Part 9: Barbara’s Full Slideshow:

Part 10: Alfred’s Full Slideshow:

(unexpected addition, mostly about Tim):

#if you want full versions of any of these i would be HAPPY to make them #i have so many ideas #this was a vision that came to me in the night #batfamily powerpoint au #batman #dc robin #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #barbara gordon #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #dc comics

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 5: Flip Slip.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 4.5)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #mdzs au #Yungmang Jiang Training Arc AU #lan wangji #wei wuxian #digital art #Trying out some digital techniques to see if I can get closer to feel/style of my traditional comics. #So far the biggest difference is *colouring* Digital colouring feels...not good. I have complained about this before and I'll complain agai #Before we get into the sad stuff with Yungmeng Jiang in the PD-MDZS comics lets have some lighthearted fun! #Remember that if anything bad happens to these Jiang disciples in the canon comic - they are happy in this AU B'*) #I think one of the funniest things about the teenxian dynamic is how WWX accidently finds things that get LWJ to feel flustered. #My guy wwx goes 'I'm going to lightly bully/tease this nerd 'cause his reactions are funny.' and LWJ goes “My god. He's everything to me.” #Part two of the fun part of this dynamic is that LWJ is ever so lightly self aware enough to LOATHE THIS CRUSH. #Hence why I have been marinating on this 'Accidental Lan headband miscommunication' concept. #This is how LWJ assumes that WWX knows what the band means in this AU. This will be relevant later. #And YES! I am still going to be making comics for this AU. I have so many ideas I simply can't hold onto forever.

[cacaocheri]

HIII HIHIIHI I MADE AN ARCHIE AU!!!!! i read the comics obsessively as a kid and have a collection of the digests so you know your girl had to combine them. yn is archie and sun is betty and moon is veronica ofc. except their personalities dont really align (i didnt want to make moon a stereotypical rich girl) so its basically just like teen romance shenanigans from the 1950s. they are silly i love them

also chica is jughead btw

#i have so many ideas for them #sun and moon brawl methinks #or maaaaybe i should just keep the original concept of the comics and make it so theyre bffs going after the same guy. thats also funny #yes the s just stands for sun #my art #sun fnaf #fnaf sun #moon fnaf #fnaf moon #moondrop #sundrop #archie comics #idk if i should tag it as that im tagging it anyway #archie au #sun x y/n #moon x y/n #dca fandom #the daycare attendant

[civetside]

hello guys it's me miss consistent art style!!! wrestling AU????? sorry i am smashing my 2 current interests together as ya do, gideons trying to be a cool pro wrestler and harrow is her manager

#tlt #griddlehark #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #camilla hect #ianthe tridentarius #idk im not tagging ALL of them you know the guys #i been watching a lotta wwe and wow lately good shit lemme tell you what #i need somebody to like wrestling like i do so i can yell at them about WOW like please that shit is CRAZY #anyways i have so many ideas for this AU you have no idea #i have plans for most characters okay it all fits perfectly just give me another 100 pages to tell you about it #i will be drawing more homosexual wrestling if you all are interested in seeing more #i love being cringe smiles real big

[baskeigh-ball]

So. How bout them rottmnt body-swap fics/comics huh

I may have realized that I can just make my own, so. I did that. As for how they got switched up, it was just some mystic nonsense. Likely the aftermath of fighting a mutant that uses magic like Hypno, or even a case of Donnie's inventions going on the fritz

And no this isn't one of those swap stories where the characters inexplicably keep their original voices (which always makes zero sense imo, they switched minds not vocal chords). Just clarifying in case the use of color-coded speech bubbles causes confusion

Donnie physically cannot wear his goggles now but made up for it by giving himself eyebrows. Mikey is on a power trip soon-to-be identity crisis. Leo is suffering as the official shortest brother, but also will definitely be trying out Mikey's mystic powers soon enough. Raph is...dealing.

#i am cringe but i am free #this is so dumb #i have so many ideas for this but im also open to suggestions #look i haven't drawn anything but au content for a while let me have this- #rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #my art #mind swap drabbles #rottmnt mind swap

[lomlompurim]

What if instead of waking up in the mushroom body, sqq woke up in a doll.

Something something while lbh was away in the abyss, sqq without noticing offended a misterious (demonic-succubi-esque???) cultivator with a weird thing for making dolls. She had dolls all over her secret workshop that she very kindly let him into when she heard about the famous Xiu Ya sword being in the city.

What she wanted of him? Who knows, sqq couldn't bring himself to care. She probably wanted his money or try to steal his hair, the hair of those dolls seemed very much like real hair, although he had to admit the level of details on these dolls were amazing.

(she wanted to trick him into buying one of her cursed dolls and steal his life energy little by little, but got wifebeamed by widow sqq during their conversation about how talented she was to be able to make so many dolls, and without really understanding he rejected her with little to no emotion on his face)

So she cursed him, and since sqq didn't feel anything bad at the moment he thought it just didn't work and left, not sparing the curse a single thought after their encounter.

The rest of the story goes as usual, excep that after he self detonates his soul doesn't go into the mushroom body, instead it got directly into the shape of a doll in the workshop of this woman.

His first thought is thinking someone snitched the mushroom body bc wtf wasn't he supposed to wake up under the dirt??? Why this place smells slightly familiar? Like paint and humidity and floral perfumes?? and why everything looks fucking giganourmus?!?! A teapot should NOT look that big from his position....Oh no, did the mushroom body turned out as small as a squirrel? WhAT is happening?!

And then he looks at his arms and legs, and he has joints. White paper skin with joints in his wrists, elbows, torso, waist, knees, feet. And he panics, a lot.

The woman who cursed him starts monologuing about how she trapped him now, and you are mine, I made this doll specially for you master shen, this is my revenge for your insolence to leave me yada yada- Sqq stoped listening a while ago.

Somehow he manages to escape from this woman and now he is roaming around as the size of some apples. Everything is huge. Everything is dangerous, even the grasshopers! And this body is fragile! He can't feel heat nor cold, neither hunger or other things, but he is useless with no spiritual veins inside, and if someone is not looking carefully, they might crush him. And the way back to cq is gonna be a hell of a trip! But he needs airplane to fix this. He can't stay as a doll forever! He needs a mushroom body and then fly into the sunset far from this mess! Adiós! Goodbye! So his new plan is to infiltrate into cang qiong, look for that rat and disappear. Sneaking into some disciple's pouch must be enough to break in.

Something something it only had passed a few months since lbh stole sqq's body and everything is still very fresh. CQ mountain is a hot mess. Sqh frankly needs to lay down and take a nap. Lqg keeps figthing with Lbh practially every day and coming back beaten bloody, he has his king pestering him and a lot of paperwork to do, Lbh is a pain in the ass, Yqy is really close to snap and start a war with HHP, and he knows nothing about his bro. So yeah. Such a great time to be alive.

The mushroom bodies should had been ready, right? He must be alright...Yeah. He has enough already to keep him busy. Cucumber bro is gonna come out and stumble across at any moment. No one would bat an eye if he takes a nap, right? He deserves it. He is overworked enough for another lifetime, his head hurts, his bones hurt everywhere, a short nap should be fine...

Until he feels something small tugging his robes and a cold tiny finger poking his eyelids. But he doesn't want to. He is very comfortable on the floor of his office. Whatever bird decided to pick a fight with his face can keep trying.

"AIRPLANE, WAKE UP, YOU HACK! I NEED YOU TO FIX THIS! WHY IS A WITCH WITH ANACHRONISTIC HAUNTED DOLLS IN THIS NOVEL? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

That voice. That fucking annoying voice was of just one person and one person only. He opened his eyes, looking for the source of the unmistakable voice of his No1 hater, but he came across with a pretty porcelain doll. With a very ugly sneer in it's face.

"W-Wha-?...Bro-?!"

"Fucking finally! Why are you sleeping on the floor in your ofice?! I was looking around your bedroom like an idiot! Do you know how close I was to falling from your window?!"

-TBC-

#svsss #shen qingqiu #人渣反派自救系统 #I don't have a lot about this au bc I just imagined it today #shen yuan in a doll body au #I still need to reach lbh #oh boy that is a can of worms idk if im prepared to open #so any idea of how to progress the story is welcome #since he would be still in his strongest shock and denial #what if sqh has to bring sqq along w him to hhp bc he has there all his plans and secret stuff idk #or to use any hhp treasure or smt #too many posibilites and imma sleep #wip #shang qinghua #I got this idea while watching Barbie

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More spidersoka stuff! This started as a fun character design thing but I've turned it into a full blown AU woops

#I have so many ideas for this #I hesitated so much between making Bariss or Anakin the green goblin but I have another idea for anakin so #Also wanted to make uncle ben plo koon at first but come on obi was right there it was too good #star wars #the clone wars #spider-man #star wars au #fanart #ahsoka tano #my art #spiderverse #spidersona #tcw #spidersoka