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us-costco-official · 3 months
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they were so funny for this
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galaxytale · 1 year
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hey have you guys met my swiss nb friend Yodel, they/he, who -
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gent · 2 years
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not everyone is gonna want to hear this but it’s true. if you want to stay alive you NEED to accept the fact that you HAVE to drink water. you need to stay hydrated. it’s part of life. you have to drink water. grow up.
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spr0utsies · 8 months
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shinseifer · 1 year
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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crustaceousfaggot · 2 months
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No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer
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flowersforvax · 1 year
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vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme
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badolmen · 4 months
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WARNING 18+
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moxley · 8 months
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gayvampyr · 1 year
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i hate that every time i look for color studies and tips to improve my art and make it more dynamic and interesting all that comes up are rudimentary explanations of the color wheel that explain it to me like im in 1st grade and just now discovering my primary colors
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disableddyke · 1 year
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onion not even doing satire at this point
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spoomkeearts · 7 months
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I had a vision
Maybe I’ll draw it idk
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abracadaze · 2 years
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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
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boltlightning · 1 year
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in every workplace there should be a secret button you can press and if everyone presses it the workweek immediately ends and you can go outside and play instead of sending email
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gayestcowboy · 9 months
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genuinely one of the best lines in disco elysium. i think about it a lot. timeless classic
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woah thats crazy. anyways guys check out this cool guitar solo
[VD: A clip of MCR performing a live acoustic set for 98.7 FM. Ray Toro plays an acoustic version of the "Summertime" guitar solo. End VD]
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