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#AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE
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do you have the clip. um. it was like gianni saying lines from the zootopia abortion comic as gabriel. i dont know if you posted this already
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myseungsunglove · 5 months
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Let Me Count the Ways | Ksm
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Pairing: Stray Kids just ADORING Kim Seungmin
Warnings: Fluffy adoration of one Kim Seungmin 
Word Count:  2k words 
𖠫Summary: Just a brief recounting of all the ways I believe that each member absolutely adores Kim Seungmin and thinks that the sun sets in his beautiful eyes and smile. These are just my observations and opinions. If you see something different, that’s okay. You can. I just can’t help but see the way they each adore him in unique ways and I love that Seungmin is so so loved. He deserves the whole entire world, honestly. 
✎A/N✎: I was having a brief discussion with @gimmeurtmi  about how I think that all of the members are absolutely whipped for Seungmin-ah and think the sun rises and sets in his beautiful smile and eyes. They nudged me into writing up a “brief essay” on all the ways I think SKZ absolutely adores Kim Seungmin and I think you should too. Doesn’t really count as a fic and no one will read it but that matters not. I smiled like a fool while writing it.
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「©  December 3, 2023 by myseungsungheart」
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♡Chan - the only way you’d miss how much Chan loves and adores Seungmin is if you squeezed your eyes shut, plugged your ears, and started screaming at the top of your lungs to drown out the affection he gives Seungmin every minute he can. This man can not keep his hands off of Seungmin and he has admitted it more than once that he loves hugging Seungmin every chance he gets. If you take one look at Chan’s face, you can see how much he admires and loves Seungmin’s antics and smile and how proud he is of his hard work and dedication to his craft and the boys. Even when Seungmin is ribbing Chan about his age, Chan can’t help but smile, his eyes disappearing into half moon crescents as he pretends to be annoyed by Seungmin’s teasing. Chan trusts Seungmin in an emotional way that he doesn’t fully do with the other members. He’s mentioned this briefly before as well. There is something about Seungmin that makes everyone just feel safe, even the best leader Bang Chan. I’m certain that Bang Chan would lay in front of a truck for any of these boys, but there is something about Seungmin that just screams for him to protect. He’ll never really understand it himself, because the man is an absolute menace and holy terror sometimes, but at the end of the day he is Chan’s sweet puppy Seungmin whom he would never let anyone harm. 
♡Lee Know - the way he adores Seungmin has been subtle over the years thanks to their divorced not divorced narrative within skz family. You can look back to the beginnings of Stray Kids to see how closely bonded these two have always been. Kim Seungmin was the first member that Lee Know met, and they clearly became fast friends in their pre-debut days, Seungmin not hesitating to show Lee Know the ropes and help him navigate this new world of being a trainee. While Lee Know puts up this facade of finding Seungmin irritating, he almost always picks Seungmin when someone asks him a question that requires him to pick a member of Stray Kids. He does so with a fond, albeit teasing, smile on his face. He can’t help the way his eyes light up when he is talking about Seungmin. Then there is the matter of their unspoken communication during interviews. The two are always peaking at each other, giving sly smirks and giggles at the other while sitting through interviews. Seungmin seems to fluster Lee Know at times, his ears going red along with his cheeks under Seungmin’s gaze. And don’t get me started on all the couple esq. Shit they do. From having matching phone cases, shoes, hoodies and Jackets and the list goes on. These two are so alike it’s wild. They both take care of each other, especially behind the scenes and even more so lately in front of the camera as well. When Lee Know was having a rough time after the accident, you can see several times when Seungmin does everything in his power to pull a smile onto Lee Know’s face during a concert. And in true Lee Know fashion, he can’t help but smile big and beautiful when Kim Seungmin smiles in his direction or acts cute and sweet to make him happy. Afterall, anyone would be crazy not to giggle at Kim Seungmin at any given moment of the day, really. They do live together, after all, so they know each other’s habits well and at the end of the day, it’s evident that despite living together, they are still incredibly fond of each other. Sometimes you can catch Lee Know just gazing fondly at Seungmin when he thinks no one is looking and it is just the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my whole damn life. 
♡Changbin - his love for Seungmin I liken to that of an older brother, but it’s no less powerful then that of the other members. Seungmin and Changbin easily get under each other’s skin, but you can tell that Seungmin really trusts Changbin and seeks him out any chance he can. Changbin can’t stay away from Seungmin no matter how hard he tries. The way he always has to be touching him, whether its putting him in a gentle, or not so gentle, headlock, grabbing his neck and whispering to him during a concert or some other public moment, or just letting Seungmin use as a cozy chair, Changbin eats up how Seungmin needs him and wants his attention. I think that’s why he tortures Seungmin the way he does, he WANTS Seungmin’s attention even if it means being teased relentlessly. That is their love language. 
♡Hyunjin - Seungmin most easily lets his guard down with Hyunjin and sometimes probably doesn’t realize he is doing it. Hyunjin adores just about everything that Seungmin does and is one of the only members that Hyunjin is openly affectionate with. He isn’t much for skinship but you wouldn’t really know that when it comes to his relationship with Seungmin. While he is rough and playful with both Felix and IN, there is something gentle about the way that he approaches Seungmin. His eyes are always so full of love when he watches Seungmin sing or talk. They sparkle like Seungmin’s being contains the whole universe. It’s enough to make any sane person cry. Hyunjin is always paying attention to whatever Seungmin is doing. When he sits next to him, he just has to have his arm around his shoulder or waist or touching him in any way he can, hugging Seungmin into him right where he belongs. He showers Seungmin with affection and compliments the way that Seungmin showers everyone else. Hyunjin really appreciates the way Seungmin has made his life better. He recognizes how Seungmin has made him a better person without even meaning to. He admires everything about Seungmin and isn’t afraid to tell him exactly that. Hyunjin affectionately refers to Seungmin as his singer. The admiration he has for Seungmin’s beautiful voice is lovely. Hyunjin seeks Seungmin out in emotional times, not afraid to wrap his arms around him and pull him into a hug. If you watch close, the way Hyunjin gazes at Seungmin when he thinks no one is watching is next level oh my god he’s beautiful and I think I love him so so much. Hyunjin is the very definition of heart eyes when looking fondly at Seungmin. His singer. No one can take Seungmin away from him, and frankly, I don’t think that Seungmin would let them because the way Seungmin lights up around Hyunjin is equally intense. Hyunjin may have been the one to utter the phrase “what do you even know?” but Seungmin feels the same for him, there for him when he needs to cry and emotionally supporting him in a way that make Hyunjin feel safe and loved. 
♡Han - Kim Seungmin will forever and always be Han Jisung’s boy crush Seungmin. Han can’t help but compliment Seungmin at every opportunity he gets, telling him that he really looks up to his work ethic and the way he works so hard for the members. Han can be the most real with Seungmin because at the end of the day, they are really very similar. Han values straightforward and honest communication and that is exactly what he gets with Seungmin. Neither of them have to sugar coat anything with the other, knowing exactly  where the line is of teasing and open honesty. You can often catch Han staring fondly at Seungmin, a starry appreciative look in his eyes. Han and Seungmin’s relationship reminds me of two genius twins who couldn’t be more different but are bonded in a way that no one will ever truly understand. Han sees Seungmin as a rival but a rival he can learn much from and make himself better as a result. Han also knows that he can trust Kim Seungmin with his life. All of the members understand this about Seungmin, going to him in their moments of crisis. Seungmin is always there for them, offering his support in whatever way that particular member needs it. Han knows that Seungmin is real and is never fake with him and that is why he trusts him during his most vulnerable times, knowing that Seungmin will support him with his whole heart. Han looks to Seungmin to push him to improve himself and constantly grow as a singer. He values Seungmin’s expertise and recognizes the value that he brings to the table as an artist and singer. As a result, he trusts Seungmin explicitly knowing that Seungmin would never intentionally seek to harm him or wound him in any way. He leans on Seungmin in vocal moments, absolutely reveling in how their voices blend together and fit together magically. Seungmin is someone that Han loves to work with from a creative standpoint because they both see the creative process similarly even though they are polar opposites in so many ways. He trusts that Seungmin will pull his weight and add value to any project that he contributes to. He trusts him so much that he even writes pieces of songs and sometimes whole songs for him because he thinks a part or melody will work beautifully for Seungmin. He seeks Seungmin’s approval a lot because he values his opinion and holds it in such high regard. Han is endlessly proud of Seungmin and his abilities and will tell anyone who will listen. It doesn’t hurt that he thinks Seungmin is adorable and cute as a bonus. He will forever be his boy crush Kim Seungmin. 
♡Felix - The way Felix just loves to snuggle up to Seungmin is the most precious thing I’ve ever seen. When I look at the two of them, it’s a little like a small kitten and a giant golden retriever that have become best friends. The tiny kitten looks up at the golden retriever and isn’t intimidated by him. No no, instead he sees a soft fluffy friend that he can lean on at any time and knows that he can melt with a single cuddle. This is exactly how Felix is with Seungmin. Over and over, Felix chooses Seungmin because Seungmin is fun to be around and really just a big softie deep down. And frankly, Felix likes to shower Seungmin with love because he thinks Seungmin doesn’t let others shower him enough, but he knows Seungmin will never say no to him. Seungmin will be ready to push Felix away when he first cuddles up to him until he realizes it's Felix and he melts right into him and sometimes even pulls him closer. Living together, these two are also very aware of each other’s habits. 
♡IN - The way Innie looks up to Seungmin is enough to make your heart melt. He looks up to him in so many ways, especially for his work ethic and dedication to improve his craft in all areas of performance. Seungmin is one of the few members IN will let openly show him affection. Sure, he still pushes him away because that’s IN for you, but there is something about Seungmin’s charm that makes IN fold like a cheap suit. Even though IN may be the younger of the two, you can see his big brother instincts kicking in with Seungmin. Any time Seungmin needs help with something, IN is quick to intervene much like a big brother would. He takes care of Seungmin in a way that none of the other’s do because they all see him as such a diligent and hardworking member who knows how to take care of himself. Seungmin lets his guard down with IN a little, allowing himself to be taken care of. IN lets Seungmin look after him as well. Their bond is close and the way they are constantly ribbing each other about how ugly the other is honestly just screams adoration to me. One minute they’ll be calling each other ugly and the next they’re cooing at each other about how cute they are. These two are just so precious I could melt. 
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drunkenmantis · 9 months
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Aziraphale thinks she is the most beautiful
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marvelann · 1 year
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Last Thursday while having a beer after work I yelled at my boss’ boss that everyone in my department should be paid more
(She’s very British, loves waiting around until we’re tipsy and then she asks what we’re unhappy about)
Today she told me that they’re paying me €500 extra this month because of my outstanding work in the implementation of the shitty system we have now.
Moral of the story: if you scream at your boss’ boss to give you more money she might go ahead and do that??
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nyxi-pixie · 2 years
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that bit in s4 where els like 'u dont love me anymore >:(' and mike responds 'who said i didnt' is funny enough by itself (rip to el hope u realise ur into women and go date max instead🙏🙏)
but literally anytime i watch it i just remember that tiktok audio abt the dentists reviewing the toothpaste😭😭😭 "so did u like the toothpaste?" "who said i didnt! but who said i did👹" and i cannot hold myself together ASJFJSJDJ
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midknighttalks · 7 months
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i think more people should pick up art for every other reason ever said but also so they can do things like this to their desktop wallpaper
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blueboyluca · 10 months
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“When I first heard it, from a dog trainer who knew her behavioral science, it was a stunning moment. I remember where I was standing, what block of Brooklyn’s streets. It was like holding a piece of polished obsidian in the hand, feeling its weight and irreducibility. And its fathomless blackness. Punishment is reinforcing to the punisher. Of course. It fit the science, and it also fit the hidden memories stored in a deeply buried, rusty lockbox inside me. The people who walked down the street arbitrarily compressing their dogs’ tracheas, to which the poor beasts could only submit in uncomprehending misery; the parents who slapped their crying toddlers for the crime of being tired or hungry: These were not aberrantly malevolent villains. They were not doing what they did because they thought it was right, or even because it worked very well. They were simply caught in the same feedback loop in which all behavior is made. Their spasms of delivering small torments relieved their frustration and gave the impression of momentum toward a solution. Most potently, it immediately stopped the behavior. No matter that the effect probably won’t last: the reinforcer—the silence or the cessation of the annoyance—was exquisitely timed. Now. Boy does that feel good.”
— Melissa Holbrook Pierson, The Secret History of Kindness (2015)
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outlandishly-explicit · 10 months
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thedreadvampy · 1 year
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
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#red said#it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong#this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT#because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION#i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered#but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances#then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING#i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened#because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman#b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening#c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much#it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'
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bluerosefox · 17 days
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Fenton Coded
Tim... Tim just stared.
He...
Huh.
He had once entertained the idea that he wasn't really a Drake, a very long time ago when he overheard his mom and dad arguing and some words were said in the heat of the moment, but to be honest Tim always thought the obvious culprit of anyone being his dad would most likely be Bruce (Bruce even admitted he had a small fling with his mother but that was two years before her marriage)
But before little Tim's curiosity could really take hold on the idea, he had saw on the news Robin performing a Grayson flip and the hint of Tim not being a Drake left his mind. Robin was Dick Grayson! And if he was Robin that had to mean Bruce Wayne was Batman!
Then well... his stalking of the Bats started and the rest became history.
But now, as Tim was staring at his own DNA test, something he never bothered to do until that damned Demon brat wanted to make sure he was ONLY blood son of Bruce (and doing a DNA test something even Bruce never thought of doing due to well… how he was towards Tim during his first months as Robin)
He well…
He kinda needs to find out who this Daniel Jackson Fenton is.
(Tim finds out he isn’t a Drake, but also not a Wayne (because Damian wanted to make sure he was only blood son) but is instead a Fenton)
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faeriekit · 9 months
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New In Town (dp x dc)
ALRIGHT! 👏🏽 A prompt. (Or, well. A premise.) I’m schtealing a lot of worldbuilding from @mediumsizedpidegon‘s post here so bear with me please.
The Bats, however they catch wind of Amity, catch wind of Amity Park. Of course they do. Amity Park has a very distinct presence— Or, well, a lack of a presence. It may have an abundance of documented weirdness online, from folk stories to abandoned livestreams to concerning details in expats’ online blogs.
But there is no online evidence of Amity Park that leaves Amity Park.
So. What is a family of detectives to do when confronted with the need to gather physical evidence? Road Trip, baby!🏄🏽‍♂️🚗🚞🚡
Everyone hops in the car/Batplane and makes their way to Amity Park; they make hotel reservations, ring up the only reasonably rich enough people to even touch their social circle (the Manson family, and Vlad Masters, apparently), make an itinerary for all the documented tourist stops to hit up while in town off the town website, and prepare themselves for whatever dimensional weirdness is causing a complete tech blackout on the town and an inability to be found by satellite.
They get about ten feet into Amity proper when they meet the first local.
His name is Danny. He’s nice! Affable. He looks a lot like any other Wayne sibling, actually, if a little on the younger side. He notices it’s their first time in town. Do they need any help getting around?
Best way to get information is to ingratiate with a local, so...sure, why not? They get a free tour guide, Danny gets to show off his town; they see all the sights, like the local burger joint, the school, the Manson home, the town hall, the city proper. They’re having a clothing swap in the temple parking lot, actually. You should go check it out!
For whatever reason, it’s all...Punk? Goth? There’s a couple of lolita dressed tossed in, and some crocheted things. Everyone has a trunk out their car, eyeliner, and at least two piercings in their face; everyone here seems to know each other on a personal level. Well, small towns are small towns. Whatever.
Danny isn’t deterred by their reactions. If they want, there’s the movie in park tonight! If not, they can catch dinner, though; their hotel restaurant closes at 8pm sharp. (He just...knows this off the top of his head?)
They split up. Some of the family people watch at the restaurant. Everyone is...weirdly courteous to them. A little standoffish. But not at the Wayne name, just at...them being there.
The people at the park find out they’re watching The Night of the Living Dead. This would be much more normal if the park wasn’t also clearly the cemetery, in the middle of July? Which is. Why? It’s not even for any holiday or special time of the year? It’s just...clearly a movie night in the summer? There are little kids here, playing among the gravestones while their parents set out blankets and snacks. Why is this considered a family event??
Well. At least Jason has fun.
Everyone goes to bed and reconvenes in the morning. When they wake up and roll out for the day, Danny manages to find them again, this time with two new friends, bright and chipper in the morning. There’s a farmer’s market today! Everyone’s worked really hard on this week’s harvest; don’t they want to see?
...Sure?
And the longer they’re in Amity Park, the more they begin to realize how convenient it is, that they’re ferried around so easily; that there’s immediately a local who takes a liking to them, that there’s always something else to do; how suspicious it is that no data can get in or out of Amity now that they’re in it, or how they can’t seem to get close to any of the more suspicious parts of town they want to infiltrate. The town is entirely closed to outside influences. The fashion trends are strange and foreign. They only eat things grown in the area, by people they know, and it’s all sort of...green. Everyone knows everyone. Everyone knows where to go. Who to talk to. The superstitions— make no wishes, step on no cracks, wear no large jewelry, cross no shadows of any person (living or dead, apparently), speak to no one without full view of their eyes. 
But nothing seems dangerous— not until a few of them try to investigate Axiom Labs, a subsidiary of the otherwise national Dalvco company, and are met to the face with a blaster that uses tech they’ve never seen, by a red fighter in an ultra-synthetic suit.
Overnight, the extremely polite and welcoming town becomes a hostile entity to fight their way out of.
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talekeepers · 13 days
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looking for fellow vanilla ffxiv enjoyers just because i feel lame about my preference to not mod the game at all. i know this applies to console players by default, but i more specifically mean you're on pc and could, but have zero interest. you're just cool with how the game is by default.
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king-wille · 2 months
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"we need more complex queer characters" bitch you couldn't handle them
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eluminium · 3 months
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Impulse: talking about how cool it was to reach 1 mil subs Someone in chat: Skizz is gonna overtake you soon
Impulse, no hesitation, with his entire impussy:
G O O D.
I can't wait. I can't wait! Honestly I would LOVE- I would ABSOLUTELY love to see Skizz pass me in everything. Subs, views, everything. Dude deserves it. I've been dreaming about that since I started. Him coming along and making his way up and overtaking me and me riding- I'll ride his coattails for a while, you know!
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dentcan · 11 months
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tumblr is the only place i can post cringe cus you guys get it
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Due to that post I made re: why it's hard for aros/aces to imagine a future for themselves because society tells you a romantic partner will always take priority, a lot of people (aros/aces and allos alike) are sharing stories about how they have been discarded by their close friends and it's breaking my heart. But allos and aspecs coming in and sharing how they have the same amount of love for their partners and their best friends/siblings is healing it.
Still, there are people in the tags saying that aros/aces can "never offer their partners the kind of intimacy they need" and so they shouldn't be "surprised" when they feel closer to partners than their friends. You guys are missing the point.
The point is that we should NOT be ranking our relationships. People aren't there to be ranked on a scale of "This person is my number one and this person comes after that." The point is that you need multiple people in your life. One person cannot - and should not - be responsible for giving you everything you need. Different people will give you different things that you need in life and you should value all of them.
The idea that a romantic partner will give you every single thing you need in life is a toxic idea in itself and puts undue pressure on said partner and the relationship as a whole. A best friend won't give you everything either. You NEED multiple people in your life and they will all give you a part of what you need, but there is no one perfect person out there who perfectly gives you exactly what you want. We need multiple people and they should all be valued by you. Love is not limited.
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