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aesthetic-is-life · 4 months
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GOM Headcanon
Kise
He has very dry skin. He follows his skin care religiously
He has both a huge prize AND degredation kink.
Every thursday he goes to Caribbean dances and has a regular partner for the bachata
He got a degree in something with fashion and marketing. Still working as a model and influencer during the college years.
After he goes works with his sisters in their fashion company
He and Midorima fucked few times between the Teiko and the High school
He's a little bit of a whore (especially at the club half drunk)
Absolutely adores to give orals. Yes let me suck you off sir please
Very good at it
Had a huge crush for Aomine during Teiko, but nothing happened
His romantic relationship never last long (monogamy problem)
He is poly
Feels trapped in a monogamous relationship
Very closed to his sister in the adult age
Vegetarian (vegan at home)
Has a little tattoo for each miracles (like a frog for Midorima, a cherry flower for Momoi..)
Akashi
Lactose intollerant
Aroace King (kise told him about ace people and Midorima confirmed the existence)
Degree in philosophy
Sojio professional player just for saying he has a job (not really need one)
After the winter cup he had pretty bad episodes of depression and eaten alive from his guilt.
But with the power of friendship (Mibuchi had called the miracles for and intervention) and therapy he got better
He would need a heavy session of consensual BDSM (he subs)
He and his dad ignore each other basically
Didn't took well the death of his horse, and after that doesn't want any more pets
He and Midorima suggest books each other
Doesn't drink, but can handle alcool pretty good
He play golf with the mother side of the family
Totally an addicted to
Only the Gom knows that he was diagnoed DID (dissocative identity disorder)
He would be a perfect menwife
Doesn't like to drive
Midorima
Doctor bccouse his daddy told him to
He and Takao got married at some point
His best man was Akashi
His dad was kind of homophobic, but had a change of heart
For each birthday he does the the natal chart of all the Gom + takao and Kagami
Can't hendle alcool (no at all, like half beer and he is WASTED)
Takao is an architect and he designed their house
Doesn't talk before his coffe
Morning person (after the coffe), Takao is not
Still listen to the oroscop every morning and brings the luck item (Takao is forced to have his too)
Has a thing for dirt talk (Takao doesn't complaint)
Still play piano and composes song for Takao
Would like to have a kid or two
Rei Ryugazaki (from free!) are cousins
Every sunday the have a lunch with the over miracles in their home
Aomine
His career in the NBA (because yes he entred) has benn pretty short for injuries
so he come back in Japan and makes the delivery for the flower/ plant shop of Sakurai.
in the US he and kagami lived togher, but they were in diffrent teams
He adoped a dog he found on the side of a road
Really like beers of all kind and flavors
Decent cook
He and Kuroko fucked everywhere in Teiko. But like everywhere, not corridor, bathroom, storege room or class was safe (they enjoyed)
He and Kagami had drunk and angry sex in the US times
Prefers women (boobs)
As an adult he went to therapy and understood what was wrong during the last years in middle school (depression time)
He and Momoi are big fan of horror movies
Very warm person
Can't stand gloves
Kuroko
Cold hands
He and Kagami moved in together, but neither of them belives in marriege
Kuroko would love a cat, but Kagami is allergic
He works in a kindergarten
and come home full of drawings of the kids
Doesn't want to have children though
Exhibitionist kink
Having sex is a park in the middle of the night
Kagami usually cooks and he drives
Brings his kindle everywhere with him
He smokes a little (like two or three cigarette per day)
Murasakibara
Chronic back pain and at the joint because he grew up too fast
Acne and bad skin in general because he eats to much chocolate and sweets in general
Became a pastry chef
He, Himuro and Kagami opened a nice coffe shop
The type with cultural events, book crossing and stuff
Doesn't really like having sex. He finds it really tiring
He and Himuro have an open relationship
Ass eater king. Not a big fan of penetrative sex because he dosent't want to hurt Himuro with his huge cock.
Has a little aquarium and adores stares at the fish
Can't swim
He got diabetes at some point
Momoi
She got a degree in statistic and after a very high paid job
When Baribe went out, she and Kise went all pink
In her highshool years she did something with some girls, but she found it pretty wet. Prefers small and cute boys
Seirously considering breast reduction surgey
She and Sakurai are together
They have an adorable little dog
When Aomine was in US they used to videocall every fucking day
She and Kise are the queens of gossip
Never had smth physical with Kuroko
Very good at videgames (had a youtube chanal)
especially the shooting ones
Wears high heels at work
Adores cherry
Allergic to something stupid like kiwi or apple
During college she made a lot of female friends
Pretty dominant in bed
Good at drawing
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imagine-knb · 1 month
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Hi there! Can I request Kuroko, Midorima, Aomine, Akashi, Himuro, & Kasamatsu trying to impress their crush but failing miserably?
Kuroko: He had thought, what would be more romantic than a letter driven scavenger hunt? The little adventure he had led you on with his handwritten notes had taken you through many of the places he remembered interacting with you — the classroom, the library, on the rooftop — and it all ended here, next to the giant tree at the back of the school grounds. As you approached him, he gave you a soft smile and handed you the last letter; his confession.
He felt his heart stop when you looked up at him in confusion, asking, "Huh? Kuroko? Who's that?"
Kasamatsu: Looking out at the small group of friends gathered around, he could feel the burning edge of anxiety eating away at his stomach. He tried not to look at you out amongst the people watching him, tried to ignore how your eyes were glued to him. Kasamatsu glanced over to the side of the stage where Kise stood, silently encouraging him from the sidelines. He shifted the guitar in his lap, deciding to bite the bullet. He'd dedicate this song to you.
Too bad the microphone let out a piercing screech the second he grabbed it, causing him to turn red and run off stage.
Aomine: Cornering you near the bike racks on campus, Aomine had one of his easygoing, lazy grins on his face as flirt after pickup line fell from his lips. He was leaning against one of the bike rails nearby, looming over your as you fiddled with the lock on your wheel. Too bad he hadn't really been paying attention to where he was placing his feet, however, as he soon found himself tripping over the spoke of another bike, getting tangled before falling to the ground.
Aomine could feel his cheeks burn with embarrassment as he heard you ask if he was okay after his disastrous faceplant.
Midorima: He had been trying so hard to seem as if he were on par with your intellectuality; as if he were worthy of your time and attention. He'd studied all the right terms, really absorbed all pieces of information on anything you showed any semblance of interest in, and did his best to have engaging conversations with you about them. And, for the most part, it seemed to work. You liked talking with him, you were impressed with him, you—
"You're so smart, Midorima-kun. Reminds me of me at your age. You still thought of him as a child.
Himuro: The English study date was supposed to be something simple. Something lowkey that he didn't have to call a date if the vibes weren't right. But it all somehow got turned around when you started asking him to translate a romantic scene from your favorite drama. He was doing fine, speaking every flirting phrase in Japanese, voice dropped as he tried to woo you with them, but...
You snorted, trying to hold back laugher. "Sorry, Himuro, that just sounds so strange coming from you. Is that seriously how it's translated?" Okay, maybe he was being too technical with his translations.
Akashi: It was an amateur mistake. He should have paid attention to Yukimaru's appearance, should have listened to all the signs. The pale horse had been antsy, looking a bit more skittish than usual, but Akashi had ignored the warning signs in favor of keeping his eyes on you. Enthralled with your first time seeing a horse up close, you didn't know what to look for to clue into Yukimaru's discomfort, so Akashi couldn't blame you for what happened.
He just wished Yukimura remembered it was rude to kick at his owner's feet when irritated...
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kurokonobrainrot · 3 months
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The kind of meme Akashi make, Kise complained too much because he only use horse memes so he would switch to chess just to annoy him.
Kise and Aomine not being able to understand them because they can't play chess would be hilarious to him
Kuroko didn't understand them either at first so he learned the basic rules of chess just so he could use them to annoy Kise and Aomine too.
Akashi being a little shit just makes me so happy.
The GoM group chat is probably a dumpster fire and they wouldn't want it any other way.
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active-mind-15 · 10 days
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hi daezy! i love your headcanons <3 if i may, i challenge you to write your best of the worst "bad akashi jokes"
regardless, i hope you have a wonderful day!!
Hello and thank you!
This ask really challenged me to think long and hard about what type of jokes Akashi would make and I think I'll give a few examples. Actually, I should probably amend what I just said, because what I'm about to give are anti-jokes, which are jokes that start off with a traditional premise but have a non-traditional usually mundane punchline that's supposed to take people off guard by inverting their expectations of what the actual punchline is supposed to be.
I understand that the type of jokes/puns we hear in the anime/manga is supposed to be funny because it's Japanese wordplay, but I don't know much Japanese, so I'll give examples in English and you can pretend that the punchline would still land in Japanese. 🙏🏿
Example 1:
Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One muffin says "Wow, it's hot in here." and the other muffin says, "Sure is. It's probably around 180 degrees Celsius."
See how this is meant to work? Anti-jokes bank off people expecting a clever punchline and then betraying their expectations by having the punchline be a normal answer. But coming out of Akashi's mouth, his delivery just makes the anti-joke not sound like a joke at all, and everyone would be waiting for him to continue but he's like "No, that was the joke." and everyone just says a collective "Oh."
Here are some more anti-jokes I think he'd try and fail to use.
Example 2:
A horse walks into a bar. Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
I picked this one simply because I feel like his equestrian ass would know at least one horse joke, and he would probably find this way funnier than the non-horse lovers.
Example 3:
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"To."
"To who?"
"No, it's 'to whom'."
This one could also be funny if told correctly, but because it's Akashi, the punchline sounds a bit too matter-of-fact coming from him, and people will think that he genuinely interrupted the joke to correct them on grammar. And now nobody's laughing.
I'll give you one last example.
Example 4:
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
This is another one that sounds too matter-of-fact coming out of Akashi's mouth and I think that not only would nobody laugh, but the punchline might annoy some people. Especially if Akashi is trying to make that joke with someone like Aomine.
Overall, Akashi is trying his absolute best, but maybe he should leave the jokes to the funnier people in his friend circle...
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aomine-ryo · 1 year
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been rewatching attack on titan and decided to headcanon the knb characters in that universe bc I thought it would be quite fun
also I’d like to add: HOW AMAZING IS ATTACK ON TITAN OH MY GOD. probably one of the best works of fiction ever— rewatching it is making me fall in love with it all over again
Headcanons: GOM + Kagami in the attack on titan universe
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Kuroko
• probably not the best in combat physically
• so he most likely works in the garrison
• does have the advantage of titans not being able to notice him though
• so I guess he wins with stealth
• constantly having his ass saved by kagami
• but he’ll claim afterwards that he “had it under control” when everyone (including him) knows he would’ve died instantly
Kise
• would be the first to master the gear and everyone would be so impressed
• probably the captains’ favourite
• joined the survey corps because it seemed the most challenging
• kind of extra when he kills titans though
• he’d probably not be the most efficient with the gear because he likes to do unnecessary extra spins because it’s “fun and looks cool”
• adding flair to his kills distracts him from how grim the situation is
Midorima
• extremely systematic and efficient with the way he moves
• most likely in the military police brigade
• but if he were a part of the survey corps, he’d probably be one of the main formation and plan makers
• absolutely hates getting titan blood on him
• decent in terms of combat, so his body count is fairly average because he’s not thirsty for kills
• will always roll his eyes when he watches how Kise moves with his gear because he thinks he’s being wasteful
Aomine
• a very good fighter— would probably be at the top of the class during training
• he’s quick and strong so he cuts down titans like it’s nothing
• probably in the survey corps because it’s the best use of his strength
• has a competition going on with Kagami for kill count (and he usually has the lead)
• it keeps him from going insane knowing his comrades are dying around him
• probably has nightmares about it when he’s alone though, but he wouldn’t dare let anyone see him vulnerable
• sticks with Kise a lot and hopes that his cheery attitude would transfer to him
Murasakibara
• has very good instincts when it comes to combat
• but he’d rather not engage in it
• one of the best fighters in training, but would probably opt for the military police brigade because the survey corps seems like more of a hassle
• got very frustrated with the gear on the first day because he didn’t understand it and almost quit
• but Akashi talked him out of it
• would constantly complain during missions and just keep questioning when it was gonna be over
Akashi
• also probably the captains’ favourites in training
• quickly became the leader of a squad
• excellent in combat and also very good at devising plans
• knows how to motivate his comrades
• part of the survey corps and probably makes a lot of progress in terms of research and unveiling the truth
• has a strange attachment to his horse; would do anything to keep it safe and well groomed
• often gets dumped with handling Aomine, Kise and Kagami because he’s the only one that can keep them in check
Kagami
• good fighter, in the survey corps
• has one of the highest kill counts because of his competition with Aomine
• despises titans with a passion and is fuelled by it
• very noble, strives to be everyone’s saviour
• goes and comes back from missions with his head held high, knowing that he’s making a contribution
• constantly has to watch over kuroko if he’s involved so that he doesn’t die
• gets in a bit of trouble with the captain because he gets carried away in his determination to get rid of titans
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wsknbfanaccnt · 1 year
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Hi beautiful!!
I was wondering if you can write a drabble, or whatever you want, about weird habits of the Gom+Taiga (maybe Takao also? He's such a cutie).
That would be fun!
Love,
V.
HI VESPER HEHEH
this was legit so fun to make lol
Enjoy~!
H/Cs of Their Weird Habits/Traits
Akashi Seijuro
bites his nails
especially when he's anxious? he's also a perfectionist so it kinda makes sense
he likes talking to Yukimaru (his horse)
he's actually very soft and caring for his lil white horsey
Id think hes the mom of the GOM
he has everything everyone needs even if it's smth insane idk
"Hey does anyone have cotton pads?"
this bitch pulls a container from his pocket
"Here, keep the container as well."
"What? I only need one-"
"I insist."
he also paces when thinking
sometimes he accidentally paces Yukimaru and he be like "Oh- we've been going around in circles this entire time... Sorry, boy. I have quite a lot on my mind lately..."
Idk why but I always thought him a heavy sleeper
he despises getting up in the morning
Kuroko Tetsuya
he always orders the same food at a restaurant
like bro pick something new
I don't think he likes trying new food very much
to the point that he'd become a regular customer
"Hello! Welcome to [store name]! Ah, it's Kuroko-kun!"
"The usual please."
"Coming right up!"
this guy also has imaginary friends
he's invisible right so when he wants to talk to someone and no one can hear him he talks to his 'imaginary friends'
it's a habit that he picked up in childhood
its kinda sad now that i think about it LMFAO
Midorima Shintaro
this guys personal hygiene is INSANE
he will spend like an hour in the shower making sure that every single square inch of his body is clean
he also likes wearing mens perfume
idk he just seems like that kinda person to me
he also refuses to leave any food on his plate
even if he's like really full
you will not see a single grain of rice left on this man's plate
istfg he'd lick it clean if he could
he sleeps with a lil bear stuffed toy every night
his first lucky item ever
and he kept it ever since
Kise Ryouta
Ik this is kise but somehow he gives me the vibes of planning everything down to the smallest detail
"So this is our itinerary for today! At 1:00 we can take a little lunch at Maji Burger, and we should finish at around 1:50, and we should go to the bathroom before leaving so 10 minutes is enough for that I think... and then-"
reminds me of Monica from Friends lol
originally I thought this for Midorima but then I imagined Kise being all enthusiastic about his plans and I was like yeah that sounds about right
this guy likes to whistle too
like
to songs
and sometimes you'd catch him whistling to a BTS song while in the men's locker room
Aomine would tease him for it but Kise always says that he likes Kpop
Aomine Daiki
Going off of Kise's, he thinks its funny and cringe that Kise listens to Kpop
Even though he listens to Kpop himself
he'd never admit it
so he's afraid of bees right
canonically he is
he always lets out this shrill scream
literally the only time he screams like a girl
oh and he breaks things when hes angry
the only thing he hasn't broken before in his house when he was angry is his mai-chan magazines LMFAO
Murasakibara Atsushi
so he's canonically tone deaf
which means of course he likes to hum a few songs every now and then
no one knows what the hell he's humming
Himuro always knows tho SOMEHOW
"Murasakibaracchi, what are you humming this time?"
"Ehh... I forgot the title of the song... the chorus kinda goes like-" *hums random notes*
Himuro goes "Oh is that California Girls by Katy Perry?"
"Yeah... That one. I like the music video..."
the GOM just looks at Himuro and him with shock
the GOM eventually gave up on asking tbh
and
he LOVES Disney
Kagami Taiga
this is weird but idk he sniffs frequently?
I think this is a habit that he picked up in America
I have no idea
also he can't drive
like literally his hand-eye coordination should be better because he'd a basketball player but when it comes to driving it just all goes away
Aomine tried to teach him at one point
lets just say Aomine was more scared than he was when he met Kuroko for the first time
also you can almost never understand what he's saying when he's typing
he doesn't even have autocorrect which idk if thats better or worse
"hy fo we habve pporactiove tiduay"
"...what?"
he often resorts to voice messages instead
Takao Kazunari
100% adrenaline junkie
loves skydiving and hiking and traveling to very risky places
but he CANNOT for the life of him ever go to a historically haunted place
he also has a playlist in Spotify for every single mood he's in
like literally he has like 10+ playlists
Can be wild and normal
He has playlists from "Driving late at night" to "sewing machine vibes"
what even is that Takao
also he loves video games
he owns litearlly every single major game released since like 2001
he has finished every single one of those games and has a shelf to stack them
Playstation, Xbox, Wii, Nintendo PC
he has all of them
Bonus:
hes AR60
mains Hutao and Ganyu, depending on his mood
Hutao's highest crit is 2 million
he's also soft for bennett
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knbposting · 22 days
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kuroko: [brings his teiko yearbook to practice] kagami: flip it open to the team page NOW hyuuga, literally: okay, hold your horses. is this it? kagami: [goes silent] kagami: aomine looks SO cocky, even back then seirin: [literally starts a game of "where's kuroko" (in the vein of where's waldo, and even kuroko can't find himself)]
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raptorbox · 11 months
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Kagami/Aomine wild west AU
Kagami groans when a familiar horse sidles up next to him while he’s walking towards the saloon. “What is it now, Sheriff?”
“Makin’ sure you aren’t causing more trouble around here, new guy,” Sheriff Aomine mocks and nudges Kagami with his foot, nearly jabbing him with his spurs.
(still taking prompts for 3 sentence au fics!)
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kodaiki · 2 years
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hello my beloved audrey!! knb for the ask game! (also psst psst how are you ☹️)
hi my love! i’m doing well thanks! tired from work (this is going to be a looong summer🤧🤧) hru!!
blorbo: aomine
scrunkly: teppei!!!
scrimblo bimblo: takao and kasamatsu !!😤
glub shitto: izuki anytime he’s on screen😌
poor little meow meow: aomine ?? idk he’s kinda a dick🥺
horse plinko: murasakibara
eeby deeby: hanamiya 🖕🏼
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send me a fandom!
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jubesy · 3 years
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Oh, no... these are too cute!!
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berry-cat7 · 6 years
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One Shot, One Kill
Can be read on AO3 or Fanfiction.net
Summary: One does not need to be a God to become omnipotent, just really rich. (AKA how Akashi launches scissors at his friends no matter where they are.)
Kuroko no Basuke
G Rating
635 Words
Warnings: Crack, Fanon Akashi
Seijurou guides Yukimura to a slow trot as he feels a vibration in his breast pocket. An overwhelming sense of rage wells up from deep within him as he flips open his phone.
As an Akashi, he commissioned someone to make him a flip smart phone.
It’s one of his men.
His voice is hard; as cold and sharp as his scissors when he hisses, “What is it?”
Nobody interrupts his time with Yukimaru. Not without consequences.
His eye burns gold.
He hears the phone clatter as the man falls to his knees in terror. “I-I’m sorry Akashi-sama, I know you said not to call during your bonding sessions but…we got another hit.”
Yukimaru stops on the dime.
“Who?” Seijuro snarls, but it’s a rhetorical question when he already knows. He has a live feed of the transcripts always running on his smart watch, keyed in to certain trigger words.
 "Line number 347, Ki-“
"Kise Ryouta. A level five transgression will occur in the next 47 seconds correct? Take the shot, on my mark.” He orders, pulling out his riding tablet from Yukimura’s saddle to connect to the cameras.
He sees Kise, lounging on his living room couch talking into his cellphone. A quick check to his watch confirms it’s Aomine he’s speaking to, so he splits his screen to observe them both. He patches himself into the line, listening into their conversation for his cue.
“Just to be thorough, line up a shot on Daiki as well.”
 "As you wish Sir.“
 ”-I mean, Akashichi is almost as small as Kurokochi, and if we worked together, I’m sure we could take down the ru-“
 "NOW!”  
At his command, on both screens a pair of scissors are thrown with pinpoint accuracy at bullet-like speed. The athletes turn deathly pale as strands of their hair fall to the floor, and a pair of cutting utensils embed themselves in the surfaces next to their heads.
Making sure both parties can hear him, he says, “Ryouta. Daiki. Your training menus have been octupled.”
Kise is trembling. It’s barely coherent through his sobs but he chokes out, “B-But Aka- shichi! We- we’ll die!”
“Then perish. You should’ve thought about that before you disobeyed me.” He watches with empty eyes as Kise loses consciousness, hears the phone clatter to the floor as it slips from his grasp.
Aomine whimpers as he listens to Kise fade. “Y-You can’t do this…you live in Kyoto now…you aren’t my captain anymore…this is illegal!” He shouts hysterically, curling into a ball to make himself a smaller target.
Seijuro goes silent at the accusations. He quakes with rage from the fact that this cretin dare to challenge his authority. Using the speakers he installed into Aomine’s house, Seijuro’s voice booms around him.
 "̸̸F̢́͟ớ̕҉ơ̧̛͞͞ĺ̷͞.̷̷͏͡ ̨͘͘͠I̸̧̢͘͜ ̵̡͡͡À̶́͡ḿ҉ ͏A̧͘͢b̴̛̀̀ś̕͡o̴̢҉҉l̵̀́̕ú̡t̡̧͝͡e͞҉̢͏̶.̢̧"҉̶
Aomine shrieks before he starts to work through the exercises with manic speed, all in the vein hope of appeasing his new God.
Seijuro hangs up and closes the feed.
If Aomine takes a break, he will Know.
He lets his eye fade back to red as he addresses the agents still on the line. “Alright, everyone in Ryouta’s branch take five, he wont wake up for another two hours. However, everyone in Tetsuya’s branch is going to have to put in some overtime, he’s spending the night at a teammate’s house and I want eyes on the situation at all times. Tetsuya is aware of the radius, but in case there are any touchy upstarts, be ready to interfere. Good work everyone, I apologize for snapping earlier. This wouldn’t be possible without you. Unless we get another level five, please refrain from contacting me and proceed as normal.” Seijuro flips his phone shut with a satisfying snap.
The phone definitely pays for itself.
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Oh may I please request a fic where y/n and aomine are just bullying each other being playful flirty and shiiiii- like cute couple stuff. This week sucked I’m desperate for fluff and ur fluff rocks 🪨
Awwww! Thank you! ^_^. Sorry this took a bit. Been really busy. Hope your week is going better though, and that this helps keep it that way!
Aomine Daiki + Reader - Just Kiss Already
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“Come on [clever pun of your name]! Get the lead out! My dead grandmother moves faster than you.”
“Hold your horses Aho-mine!” You shout back at him. “We all weren’t born with the leg span of a giraffe. Besides, the court isn’t going anywhere.”
You were meeting the rest of the Generation of Miracles, and their star rival Kagami, at the court that afternoon for a friendly street game. Had to keep their skills tight in the off-season, Aomine had said. Though really he was just looking for an excuse to play. Any excuse, it seemed, now that they all made up.
Since you lived near each other, Aomine had waited for you outside your building, and was acting like it was such a burden to wait those 5 minutes for you. You would think after 10+ years of waiting for you he’d be used to it. But nooooo. Every time he acted like it was this big grand gesture that ‘The Great Aomine’ waited for you.
“You can never just be on time, can you?”
“Says the man who is late to every single thing except basketball??”
“Hey! It’s call priorities. I conserve my energy and time management for where it’s important. Which, yes, is basketball.” He argued back, and you roll your eyes.
“Thank God they give out sport scholarships Aho-mine. Because I don’t think they’d let you into a Playskool college. Let alone a real one.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?!”
“That your dumb, obviously!”
The two of you continue to bicker until you make it to the court. You pause to say hello to your friends, and Aomine turns his attention to bicker with Kagami for a while. It was good to see everyone. Like the others, you’d gone to a different school after Teiko. So you didn’t get to see them as often as you’d like.
The boys start to play while you sit on the bench with Momo. The two of you laugh & giggle as you catch up, before the loud shout of, “heads up!” Broke into your conversation and you both jump apart quick to miss the ball flying at you.
“Jeez! What the hell was that?!”
“Gomen [Y/N]-kun!” Kuroko apologized quickly. Dashing over, Aomine in toe; who looked panicked for a moment but quickly shrugged it off to go get the ball. “I guess my Ignite Pass hit an odd turn when Aomine-kun blocked it. I’m so sorry.”
“It’s alright Tetsu-kun!” Momo replied enthusiastically, as she leapt up throw her arms around him.
“Yeah, Kuroko-kun. Don’t worry about it. If anything it’s Aomine’s fault.”
“What!?” Aomine barked from behind you. Apparently still getting the ball.
“If you could catch a pass for once, this wouldn’t have happened!”
“Hey! Tetsu’s not on my team this round!” He argued. Stomping around from behind the bench to in front of you. “You’d know that if you were playing any attention to the game! It’s my job to block the shot! And anyway, I was the one who yelled ‘heads up’. I could have just let it hit you if you’re gonna be that way!”
“You wouldn’t do that.”
“Yeah, I wouldn’t. Because I’m a nice person, and this is the thanks I get!”
“Nice person??? Are you kidding me!”
“Oh my God, just kiss already!” The two of you stop arguing to look up from each other, surprised, at Kise’s loud bemoaning. “Seriously. Just make out and get it over with already. I can’t take this grade school crap anymore.”
“I agree. This has been going on long enough.” Akashi seconded.
You both still continue to look at the others. Confused. So Kise sighed. “It’s so obvious that the two of you like each other. The only ones who don’t know are  Aominecchi & [Y/N]cchi.” You both stagger, and look away with terrible, foretelling blushes on your face. “So just kiss & make up and get it over with so we can get back to the game.”
“I don’t have time for this frivolousness. So the sooner the better, please.” Midorima stated as he pushed up his glasses.
You look back to Aomine, who in turn looked back to look at you. Was that really why you picked on him so much? Could it be true? You think about it for a moment and realize that you think about Aomine a lot when he’s not around. Not just insults to throw at him when you see him next, but also how he’s doing. When you can see him again. How your heart lights up when you see him waiting for you at the bottom of the stairs in front of your building.
“I’m not gonna do that here......” You reply, as part of you ‘confession’.
Aomine seemed surprised, but quickly morphed into flattered. “Yeah. Don’t worry Kise. If you want me to kick your ass that bad, I’ll go ahead and do it.” He threw the ball back to the blonde who went back to the court. “Can we talk after?” Aomine asked, before he went back as well.
“Sure, Aho-mine-kun.”
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notdonesimpin · 3 years
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Wants And Needs ~d.a.~
daiki aomine x reader
warnings: kinda angsty, kinda fluffy. it does have a happy ending
synopsis: two people with a love for sports, finding themselves on opposite sides of the spectrum. One never puts in the effort and the other wishes they could touch the court once more.
a/n: its long haha :) self indulgence got the better of me. hope you enjoy :)
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Being the second manager of Touou Academy’s basketball was a fairly easy task until Momoi decided to put you on babysitting duty because Aomine seemed to be too hard to reach or find nowadays.
You’d argued her down on why it had to be you since they had been close since they were kids, but you knew it was because she couldn’t do proper stats or research if she had to worry about him.
Despite your better judgement, you agreed, putting the team’s needs before your own feelings. 
The only thing you couldn’t shake is how she said that you’re the only person he’ll actually listen to. What does that even mean? 
You’ve only had a few conversations with him and most of them seemed pretty tame. You’d never asked him to do anything. It was only ever minor suggestions to better his game or to help him heal afterwards but that was the extent of your friendship.
He’d just known you since you went to the same middle school as him but you both lived in different worlds then. He was the ace of the basketball team and you were the ace of the volleyball team. Your paths almost never crossed with how busy and committed you both were to your clubs, but you both respected each other and watched the other play whenever you had the chance.
“Why are you following me like a lost puppy? Don’t you have somewhere to be?” Aomine asks, snapping you out of your thoughts as he begins to ascend the ladder to the roof.
“Well, Momoi has gotten too busy to keep an eye on you, so you can call me your babysitter. It feels more like I’m supposed to be your secretary, though.”
“You can quit early. You’re not making me go to practice. There’s no point if I’m better than everyone.”
You huff, following him up. “You’re so arrogant.You know, that there’s going to come a day where someone will knock you off of your high horse or you might just do it yourself.”
He shrugs, laying down and letting his eyelids close.
“Daiki. Get up.”
He ignored you, faking a few snores in hopes that you’d give up and leave him alone. 
You let out a huff, contemplating on how to get him to go to practice. “What will it take for you to start going to practice?”
“I already don’t go, and my performance is fine.”
“But your teamwork is shit,” you blurt, quickly clamping your hands over your mouth as soon as you could.
He opened one of his eyes, glancing at you. “I don’t need a team. I’m strong enough on my own.”
“Then prove it.”
“What do you mean?”
“Let’s go to practice. You’ll play by yourself versus three guys on the team. If you win, I’ll stop pestering you about practicing or being on time. If you don’t, you’ll practice on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays and do strength training with me on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
Aomine scoffs, “You must be expecting me to win with your outrageous request.”
You shake your head, “I know you’re going to lose, so I need enough punishment to get you off of your high horse. Plus, we’ll have a 3 on 1 game every week until you beat them or you admit that you can’t do it by yourself. Do we have a deal?”
He sits up, looking at you in amusement, “We have a deal if you agree to let me take you on a date after I win.”
“Then, we have a deal, Mr. Optimistic.”
He jumps up, heading for the ladder. “Let’s go. I don’t want to eat too late.”
Your eyes widened at his sudden determination to go to practice, even if it was under an agreement. You quickly followed him, having trouble since his legs were decently longer than yours.
He pushed the gym doors open and all eyes went to the two of you. They all fell silent when Aomine began to speak. 
“Imayoshi, Sosa, and Harasawa. Play me. 3-on-1,” he challenged.
“Daiki-kun! What are you doing?” Momoi asks, looking in between you, him, and the three players he’d just called out.
“I’m just here to win a bet that Y/N made with me. That’s all.”
He jogs onto the court, getting ready to play and disregarding everything Momoi, you, and the coach were saying to him.
“How about we go to 21? My baskets will count for 1 or 2 points and yours will count for 2 or 3,” he smirked, passing the ball to Imayoshi as he got in a defensive stance.
“You cocky little asshole.” The match began moments later.
In only about 15 minutes, Aomine had won in a landslide. 21-5.
Your jaw dropped, “Daiki…”
He grabbed his bag off of the ground with a triumphant smirk, grabbing your hand to pull you along with him as he left. “How do burgers sound? I’m starving.”
You fell silent after you caught up with Aomine, walking beside at a leisurely pace. He let go of your hand and let out a sigh.
“You’re quiet,” he notes after a few minutes of silence, “Do you really have nothing to say to me if it isn’t about practice?”
“I’m just trying to get my thoughts together. I don’t want to say anything that I don’t really mean,” you mutter.
He nods, letting the two of you fall into silence once again as he opens the door for you to walk into the fast food restaurant.
About five minutes later, Daiki sat down across from you with a large pile of food. He hands you two burgers and some fries, knowing that you usually didn’t eat much.
“Alright, I can tell you’re mad at me,” he leans against his chair, looking at you.
“I’m not mad at you.”
“Yes, you are. You have the same look on your face when I do something extremely reckless during the game or when I almost get hurt because I didn’t take your advice.”
You huff, “Why do you spend so little time practicing basketball if you love playing so much?”
“It’s no fun when no one is a challenge anymore. I’m the only person that can beat me.”
“Can you shut up with your superiority complex bullshit!” you snap.
His eyes widened. You’ve never lost your cool before. Why did you care so much about him skipping practice?
You took a deep breath and spoke in a calmer tone. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to yell. It’s just- you claim to love the sport so much, yet, you subconsciously have given up. You’ve stopped having fun, but you don’t want to admit it.”
“Shut up,” he muttered.
“You hate the sport because you have no one to play against. Yet, winning isn’t the only reason to play. You play for your team or are you just too self-centered to realize it.”
“You don’t get to talk to me about the decisions I have made. You have no right to say that I need to play for the team when you were the best volleyball player at Teiko. You were the only person talked about as much as we were, but you quit. You gave up on your team. Don’t give me shit when you walked on the thing that made you who you are,” he sneered, getting up to leave.
“I didn’t give up. I’d committed to Rakuzan, but I got injured. They didn’t want me anymore. No strong team wanted me. Since Touou’s volleyball team is rather small since it just started last year, they still wanted me. That’s why I’m here. So don’t tell me about giving up because my love for volleyball is too strong. Everything I’ve ever done is to better myself and my team. That’s why I can have fun even if I’m beating the other team by a landslide. I can imagine how upset I have made you, and I apologize. I just- I would kill to step on the court right now. My doctor says that if I have surgery, I’ll be out for another six to nine months but my volleyball career will be guaranteed. I’ve thought about throwing away the rest of my career to play another season right now. Excuse me if seeing you flake off when you have so much potential makes me upset. I’m sorry for ruining our supposed date. Have a good night, Aomine.”
He couldn’t deny the way his heart ached after hearing your story or the way he swore that his heart broke when you called him by his last name. You haven’t done that since middle school.
His chest felt heavy, but there was nothing he could do now except to walk away. His pride being too large for an apology to fall across his lips.
It had been two weeks later and neither of you have tried to talk to the other. The team could practically feel the tension between the two of you as you sat on the opposite end of the bench to avoid being beside Aomine.
You were always the one to keep Aomine’s head afloat during games, so they weren’t sure what to expect without you quietly coaching him. They needed his complete focus during the game against Seirin and they were afraid he wouldn’t be able to keep his mind from drifting to whatever caused a rift between the two of you.
You stood up giving each of the players a pat on the back as they stepped onto the court. You placed your hand on Aomine’s shoulder as you stopped, causing him to stop and glance at you. He was going to open his mouth to say something, but you just gave him a tight lipped smile and continued to the bench and sitting by Momoi.
She gave you both sympathetic looks, knowing of the situation due to you both coming to her on separate occasions. Only Momoi knew how much of his play depended on your reassuring words and guided coaching. It wasn’t that he was terrible without you, but you gave him a purpose that neither of you realized.
The game has favored Touou for the most part, but Seirin was staying somewhat in the game. Everyone could tell that Aomine wasn’t giving his all, but no one knew how to approach him about it. They knew only you could bring him back to reality.
“Y/N, you do know that he’s started to come to practice, right?” Momoi says without taking her eyes off of the game. “He told me that he’d be there on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays only because he has strength training on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
“Why are you telling me this?” you asked, trying to hide the shock you felt that he actually listened to you even though he won the bet.
“He said that you put some things into perspective, and he shouldn’t take his time playing basketball for granted when there are people dying to even be able to do a percentage of what he does.”
You quietly nodded, not noticing the smile that crept on your face.
Halftime came and the team quietly went to the locker room. Everyone could tell how close to breaking Aomine was.
You refilled the water bottles and grabbed some colder towels as you walked into the locker room. You gave all the players that came off of the court a towel and a bottle, receiving a small thanks as the coach talked to them. 
You noticed Aomine staring at the ground, trying to keep his focus on the game. You unfolded the cool towel, placing it over his head and bent down to set the bottle in front of him. 
As soon as you tried to  walk away, he grabbed your wrist, pulling you towards him until his head rested on your torso and his arms were wrapped around you. You paused, unsure of how to respond. You could have sworn you heard a soft sniffle come from him.
“Uh, Daiki-kun-” Momoi started, realizing how uncomfortable you looked.
You cut her off with a reassuring smile, “It’s okay, Momoi. Let him be.”
You look down at him, moving the towel onto his neck so you could run your hands through his hair.
The buzzer sounded to signal that there were two minutes left until the game began. Everyone piled out, but Aomine didn’t budge.
You fell silent as he looked up at you with a few tears rolling down his face. “I’ve never felt so lost on the court, Y/N. Please, tell me what to do out there! Tell me how many mistakes I’ve made. Yell at me. Hit me for being such a dumbass! I just need you to- just please- please, talk to me. I can’t take it anymore.”
“Kagami goes based on instinct, like you, so any movement that could give a hint about what you’re going to do is guaranteeing your loss in a one-on-one battle. Beating him is easy if you let yourself have some fun. This may be the only time I tell you this, but don’t hold back.”
His eyes widened, “Really?”
“Yeah. Don’t hold back and win this game for the team.”
“I’m still struggling with the team thing, but I can win this game for you, if that’s okay,” he confessed as he gets up, keeping his arms loosely wrapped around your waist.
You lightly laughed, “I guess it’s okay. I just want you to have some fun.”
“Can I kiss you?” he leans down, ghosting his lips over yours.
Knowing your words would fail you, you pulled him down, crashing his lips onto yours. His arms tightened around you as he tried to pull you impossibly close to deepen the kiss.
You pull away with a small smile on your face, patting his chest. “Let’s go before they think we’ve murdered each other.”
Aomine instantly picked you up, and rushed out of the locker room despite your protests.
“Daiki! Put me down!” you yell as the tunnel begins to end.
The team looks over at the sound of your voice to see Aomine carrying you out. They all let out a deep sigh of relief to see that the two of you were getting along again.
He sits you down and you hit him in the shoulder. “If you weren’t playing right now, I swear I would murder you!”
He laughs, giving you a quick kiss as the buzzer went off for the game to start again. “I want to cheer as loud as you can for me, yeah?”
You grin, “I’ll do my best.”
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A few months later, you were at the hospital, waiting to be wheeled back for surgery when Aomine bursted into your room with wide eyes and his uniform on.
“Daiki? What are you doing here? You have a game like right now!” you exclaim.
“I couldn’t play. I tried, Y/N. I really tried to stay focused during warm ups, but I can’t when you’re here, getting the surgery that brings you onto the court you love. I can’t just show up after it’s done and ask if you’re okay.”
“The team needs you.”
“The team is the reason I’m here. They’re worried about you, too. You may not play on the court, but you’ve been there for every single one of us when we needed it the most. It’s only fair that I do that same for you as your teammate, but more importantly, as your boyfriend.”
“Daiki…” your eyes soften, noticing the tears threatening to leave his eyes. 
He wasn’t typically a vulnerable person. This was the first time you’d seen him so upset since that fight.
“You’re here alone when you shouldn’t have to be. Your parents are out of town. Who’s going to take care of you, baby? I know you put up this big front that you’re strong, but I don’t think you actually want to go into surgery without a comforting and familiar face.” Daiki’s voice cracks as he walks over to you. His laces your fingers together. “Let me take care of you.”
“Okay.” Your voice was small. You felt all of the emotions you’d been holding in start pouring out as tears began to fall down your face. 
He wipes a few tears off of your face, pulling the chair closer to the edge of the bed to sit down. “How long until it’s time?”
“Ten minutes.”
He nods, letting the both of you fall into a comfortable silence.
“Daiki?” you asked after a few minutes of silence.
He hums in response as he looks over at you.
“What if I’m a part of the unlucky 25 percent that can’t play again?”
“Y/N, you’re overthinking. Everything will go perfect. You’ll be playing volleyball next season, and I’ll get to cheer my girl on from the sidelines. If anything other than that happens, we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it. Either way, you have me.” He bends down to rummage in his bag, pulling out a teddy bear and handing it to you. “I got you this to hold onto during the surgery.”
“Thank you, Daiki.” You grabbed it from him, wrapping your arms around it tightly as you noticed that it smelled of his cologne. Your heart swelled as he successfully calmed you. 
Five minutes later, the nurse came in to wheel you to the back. He gave you a soft kiss on the forehead and watched them wheel you out.
The next three hours were excruciating for Aomine. He sat there in silence for the most part, checking his phone for updates on the game from Momoi.
After she informed him that they won, he made a plan with them to drop by your place later to check on you and celebrate later that night after they released you.
The nurse rolled you back in and you were still asleep. 
“How did it go?” he nervously asked.
“It was a success! As long as she does everything right, she should get back to volleyball in no time. She should wake up in the next thirty minutes or so. After that, we’ll see how she feels and go through everything that you guys need to do for the next two to three weeks until her check up.You guys should be out of here in another hour.
He nods, “Thank you.”
Just like the nurse said, you woke up thirty minutes later and felt a little groggy. He softly smiled at you, rubbing circles on the back of your hand.
“Hey, baby. How do you feel?”
Your eyes flutter open and you make immediate eye contact with him. “I want to go home, Dai,” you pout.
“I know. We’ll be going home soon. You’ll be back on the court before you know it, too.”
“Really?” you beamed.
He couldn’t help but match his smile to yours. “Yeah, they said it went perfect.”
Later that night, you and Aomine were quietly watching a movie when there was a knock on your door. 
You look at him confused as he gets up and walks over to it. “Aomine, who’s here?”
He smiles without answering your question as he opens the door to reveal the team standing there. They all piled into your home, asking if you were okay. Some of them handed you flowers and sweets while others brought movies and games for you to do in your free time.
“What are you guys doing here?” you ask in shock.
“We wanted to make sure that everything went well. Aomine thought it’d be a good idea,” Imayoshi informed you.
Aomine cheeks heated up as he scratched the back of his head. “I figured since you brought us closer as a team, you wouldn’t mind.”
“Not at all. These are moments with you guys that I won’t get often after I start playing volleyball again.”
“Nonsense, the volleyball team and basketball team schedules almost never clash because we only have one gym. The only time it’d be troublesome is during tournament season. Even if you can’t be at most of our games, you can still come to a lot of the practices,” Aomine interjected.
Everyone looked at him with wide eyes. “Why do you know this information?” Momoi asked.
“I wanted to see how much time I was going to get to spend with Y/N once she was released to play.”
“Oh you are so whipped.”
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kurokonoboisket · 3 years
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KNB PartTime Job HeadCanons
Kagami:
Works some sort of fast food job
Probably in the kitchen of like a Mcdonalds pretending that it is a 5-star restaurant
I want those fries looking CRISPED
At first glance he acts like Mcdonalds Gordon Ramsay but is actually more like spongebob
His boss loves him beause he gives everything 110%
Except he sucks at talking to customers
Aomine:
Works at a gas station that nobody goes to 
Teaches new drivers how to pump their own gas because watching them try to figure out the machine is literally unbearable and also his older brother mode gets activated 
Spends most of his shift actually doing nothing/eating the snacks sold at the corner store
Throwing crumpled up receipts at his coworkers
Customers are usually truck drivers on long trips or new drivers trying to avoid busy gas stations
Usually works the nightshifts 
Kuroko:
Works as either a babysitter or at a daycare 
Usually comes home covered in stickers and hair ties
Will occasionally get recognized by children while out in public which throws off his friends everytime 
Gets a little too into the games he plays with the kids 
No timmy I can’t have milk in my pretend tea I’m lactose intolerant 
Has been the princess/prince/horse/dragon but his favourite is definetly the princess because he milks the shit out of it
Kise:
Part time model and part time barista and he makes sure everyone knows it 
Chats up customers while making their drinks and listening to their problems like a cliche bar tender 
If you think he wouldn’t draw little festive doodles on all the cups
Sings at work 
Will karaoke whatever is on the radio 
Always smells like coffee
Midorima:
Works as like a receptionist at the hospital or some kind of job that is very hard to get as a teenager but he making BANK
All his friends make fun of him for his receptionist speed typing
Answering phone calls in an unfriendly but very professional voice
Takao likes to sit in the waiting room of his work and Midorima likes to pretend he doesn’t know him
Spends the majority of his time faxing things like an old man
Akashi:
Doesn’t have a part time job
But frequently visits his friends jobs 
Pulls up in his expensive car to the sketchy gas station Aomine works at to tell him he’s doing a good job
Frequents murasakibara’s bakery and the old lady that works there with him thinks he’s such a dream boat and makes sure murasakibara knows
Murasakibara:
Works at a local bakery and loves every minute of it
Is absolutely a terrible employee but his boss is like a small old lady and he loves her and she loves him 
Trying to decorate small cakes with his big hands
Professional taste tester
Works at a quiet bakery with maybe 2 other employees and his boss and they’re like one happy/chaotic family
Actually loves watching small kids come in and get excited over all the different treats
 Is a sucker for giving out free samples because he soft 
Also if you yell at any of his coworkers he will step on you 
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wakaoujisenhime · 3 years
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In your opinion what jobs (besides playing basketball) do you think Gom and Kagami would have??
That’s a pretty interesting and hard question, my dear anon! Let me think and try to completely ignore the creator’s canon job choices for our dear boys (シ_ _)シ also I wasn’t sure if you wanted me to do some headcanon scenarios so I kinda mixed my answers and some short HC imagines!
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Kagami
ok so according to the Characters Bible he would’ve become a firefighter and I can actually see that
but if you ask me, he could’ve also become a professional cook who specializes in Western as well as East Asian cuisine
he’d never give up on basketball though, so Kagami would most likely continue playing street basketball in his spare time
Kuroko
the canon take on Kuroko’s job is a kindergarten teacher, which is understandable but doesn’t satisfy me that much
I always imagined him as a librarian and a freelance author, mainly because of his silent and observant nature as well as his love for books
the image of him sitting outside of Maji Burger in a blue cardigan, a pair of glasses on his nose, legs crossed, slurping on a vanilla milkshake while he thinks about his next book’s scenario just seems to fit him a hundred percent  
Kise
I still can’t understand why sensei chose to make him a pilot and where that idea even came from, but OK
Kise is, in my eyes at least, born for the stage...and with that, I don’t only mean that he’s the born movie actor, but he’s just made for the show business
theater, ads, series, late-night-shows, gaming shows, you name it
he’d try every single existing genre before picking his favorite and sticking to it (personally, I think he’d pick J-Dramas and the advertising of beauty products for both men and women)  
Midorima
CB says doctor and I couldn’t agree more
but I can also see him work as a teacher in chemistry, biology, and math OR he’d take an entirely different path and become a professional classical musician
no matter what job he does, he’ll take it very seriously and be very strict with himself or his students, but much like any other human being, Midorima would also have his vulnerable moments especially when he’s forgotten his lucky item
another thing I’d like to imagine is him having a secret blog dedicated to astrology and fortune-telling inspired by Oha Asa of course
Aomine
I can’t help but chuckle every time I remember that he would’ve become a police officer, but it does suit him in a way
in all honesty, it’s pretty hard to imagine him doing anything else except basketball, but I’d like to think that he has the potential in becoming an idol group’s manger
Aomine would usually take care of the more experienced female idol groups and appear to be quite the jokester to others, but his idols know just how hard he’s actually working for them
you know when friends/roommates etc. see their friend who’s fallen asleep somewhere random and they just giggle and cover them with a blanket? that’s 100% Aomine and his idols  
Murasakibara
Bible said pastry chef and I’m somewhat satisfied
if you ask me, not giving someone who loves sweets as much as Murasakibara an own bakery is a little sad, so I’d like to say that he owns one and functions as not only the owner but the main confectioner as well
have you ever heard of Buddy Valastro or seen his TV show “Cake Boss”? because that’s how I imagine our purple giant in the future
Akashi
he would’ve become a professional shogi player and I don’t even dare doubt that for even a split second
with a multi-talented young man like him who can basically do anything he wanted, I’d like to say that him being a professional rider would actually suit him way more
Akashi owns his own horse and loves it to bits and no matter which media you consider I think that he enjoys horseback riding the most since it gives him that sense of freedom he’s always longed for  
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zelandiangelo · 2 years
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Knb for the ask game :)
HI ROY THANK YOU KING <3 <3 <3
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
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aomine daiki!! it's about the Character Arc...... from babey to depressed asshole to guy who pretends to be an asshole but actually cares a lot. also he's a bi king he literally dated kuroko in middle school
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
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koganei shinji...... literally a catboy. permanent :3 face. tries his best. translates for his mute boyfriend. love u king <3
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
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TAKAO KAZUNARI my fucking beloved...... technically he could fall under blorbo too bc he's my #1 fave but aomine wouldn't really fit anywhere else. plus while a lot of people like Takao and Midorima as a ship I feel like sometimes people forget about Takao as his own character!! he is SO funny and upbeat and I love him for it
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
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masako araki is in like 3 episodes but she brings a sword to a basketball game which I just think is hilarious
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
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unfortunately hanamiya makoto :/ literally genuinely he's a terrible guy who hurts people just for kicks. unfortunately he's fun to watch so I'm obsessed with him
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
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midorima shintaro. literally he's just a tsundere who has the funniest reactions when teased. takao gets it
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
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fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou (haizaki shougo)
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