#Brain worky hard

[teaboot]

(Late 90's action movie trailer voice) What if every fleeting thought that popped into your head felt like the most important thing in the universe

#Brain worky hard

[whimsicalcotton]

if i don't post a new chapter this month i might just implode

#no time no good sentences I'm trying So Hard :') #(got stuck again) #jfc i need to write. why brain no worky. Why #nebular.txt

[eye-of-yelough]

Yknow one thing my dex rivers of blood Elden ring character and my wizard character in common. They’re controlled by a fucking idiot who can’t memorise Maliketh’s attack patterns for shit. I’m getting my ass kicked again 👍

#gotten back into Elden ring :) #if you think this post doesn’t make sense you’re right . I had a train of thought but I couldn’t. words. you know what I mean #something about how difficult different bosses are with different builds. but Maliketh is hard as fuck with both of them. yeah #also my ‘dex rivers of blood character’ is just. my Leo playthrough. the bandit armour suits him :) #I’m sure I had something else to say. uhm. brain no worky today. #elden ring #your daily dose of idiocy #Dee plays Elden ring

[half-doomed]

Tagged by @infintyonhigh​, thanks isa!

choose an artist you like and use the names of their songs to answer these questions as closely to the truth as possible!

ARTIST CHOSEN: idkhow because i like a challenge

what is your gender?: clusterhug

describe yourself: razzmatazz

how do you feel?: leave me alone

if you could go anywhere where would it be?: door

who is/describe your best friend(s): debra

your favorite time of day: kiss goodnight

if your life was a tv show, what would it be called: nobody likes the opening band

what is life to you?: new invention

relationship status: from the gallows

what do you fear?: absinthe

Tagging @coulson-is-an-avenger @methaim @iggy-flump @vanweezer @neoncomets and anyone else who wants to do it (:

#changed my answers so many times.. this was hard #this is like half their discography :') #also brain no worky i can't think of anyone else to tag rn so sorry if i missed you! #jaime posts #.txt

[star-ocean-peahen]

hi 😅

#i went poof for like a week again didnt i #hoo boy #im sorry i keep doing this #just up and leaving with no notice for random periods of time #grr grr grr brain get your stuff back together #im ok though 👍 #just got back from an Interesting vacation #today was especially Interesting because Thing 1 barfed in the car and Thing 2 had a screeching fit in a restaurant #i scooped up Thing 2 and just carried them out of there trying *really hard* to keep a straight face #breaking news: its a lot easier to enjoy nature when 1) you can walk straight and 2) there are no howling hellions #they were remarkably out of sorts #anywayyyyyyy #brain not worky ilu all <333

[punk-pandame]

my special interest?

~ F U C K I N ' ~

#nsf uu #notsns #notnaruto #brain no worky #shut up punky #shitposting #i know this isn't funny #i cringed so hard writing it i choked on my fucking food #i must inflict it on others like a curse #textpost #don't die tho mfers

[ioannemos]

got tagged by @dangerously-human to post the last line i wrote and tag other people to post theirs

His eyes still don’t want to open, so he flutters his right hand.

i tag @morfinwen, @mirainawen, and uhhh anyone wearing blue and/or who wants to use me as an excuse <3

#too tired to remember the writers following me... sorry guys #brain no worky #also a tag that i fear i will be using a lot 🙃 #welp #writing is hard #my muse is a monster #personal #abbie needs a twitter #dangerously human #let's talk

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Day 123 (boy I hope I'm not repeating numbers or accidentally skipping days or anything), and thanks to @lithiel I designed my own personal Keyblade!

I've been trying to get down a design idea for it for years, but something just clicked while we were talking about Keyblades for art related reasons today, and I finally finally finally hit on a design that works! Details below the cut; much like my username there's a lot more going into it than first meets the eye :D

There were a handful of main things that I wanted to incorporate, because to they represent large aspects of how I see myself:

My Eastern Zodiac, year of the dragon

My Western Zodiac, Pisces the twin fish

Shiva and her ice

Phoenix and her fire

My birthstone, amethyst

My sexuality, ace

My gender identity, genderfae/genderfluid

Gold accents bc I love gold (and when I do the final rendering there may or may not be some kintsugi elements for, uh, personal reasons >.>)

Most of this Keyblade is supposed to be translucent: the water, the crystalline elements, and the fire to be specific. For the fire end of it, I took inspiration from Lea's Bond of Flame Flame Liberator (I know Keyblade names, I promise!). For the water, I wanted the translucency of the water elements in Destiny's Embrace, with ace-flag-colored koi leaping out of the waves. The general shape of it is vaguely reminiscent of Diamond Dust—and I mean vaguely—which as those of you who've played any given Final Fantasy game know is Shiva's signature move. Shiva holds a special place in my heart because of Heartfelt Adventure, that RP I was in that helped shape who I am today. The transition from water/ice to fire is not only super pretty, imo, but it also represents when I changed my summon in the RP from Shiva to Phoenix, which in and of itself was representative of how I've grown and changed as a person over the years.

The hilt was almost inspired by Oathkeeper, only as fairy wings (for genderfae), except that I hadn't added anything for my dragon zodiac at that point, so I decided to do a Loong-inspired dragon to wrap around the guard. I chose a Loong rather than a European dragon not just for aesthetics, but also because I felt it was more appropriate for an Eastern dragon to represent my Eastern Zodiac. I did incorporate a more European styled head for the dragon, because a) that's what I'm more comfortable drawing, b) I drew the head before I decided on the body even though I should know better, and c) I decided to keep it that way because I am of European descent, and my interpretation of the Zodiac is through a Western lens rather than an Eastern one, so by combining the two designs I feel like I'm honoring the origins of the Zodiac as well as my own origins.

The genderfae keychain was an afterthought; originally I was going to make the water-to-fire transition in genderfluid colors, and you can still see some of that in there, but they wound up getting covered by the water and fire. When I realized I'd accidentally covered the segment I was going to use to reflect my gender, I decided I liked that a lot better and... well, I just slapped the keychain on there XD I was going for fairy wings, but I think they look more like flower petals, so I might adjust the design to a flower later. Now, do I go with my favorite flower (rose), my birth flower (options of violet, primrose, or iris), or whatever this is supposed to be? Guess we'll find out~ XD

#the great artscapade of 2022 #bobbi's being weird again #art #my art #kingdom hearts fanart #keyblade design #Lithiel tried to make me choose what Keyblade I wanted for myself #I went through eight in ten seconds and then whined that choosing is hard XD #and then like half an hour after that my brain caught up with the rest of me and went ''we're an artist we can just make our own'' #IN MY DEFENSE I was at work and doing worky work work XD

[becca-is-not-well]

Hi pretty!

So I have a super cute idea that won't let me rest

So basically how do you think chase davenport would react to the reader stealing his clothes

Like pajama pants, one of his flannels, a tee shirt

Id yoyu don't wanna write if you totally don't have to🩷

NAH HE WOULD BE SO FLUSTERED AT FIRST AND THEN BE LIKE "Wait why is this kinda-" LIKE HE'D GO 🤨😲😳🥺😏

Chase Davenport x reader

Warnings: fluffy, a little cheesy, and gets suggestive at the end (im sorry I couldn't help myself I love him sm sobbb) 2nd person (you/yours) also I didn't specify how the clothes fit cause I'm a big girl and I know for a fact Chase's clothes would be tight on me if I even managed to squeeze in lol so it's hopefully as inclusive as possible :)

"Hey, has anyone seen my blue flannel?" Chase asked the living room full of superheros.

"You have, like, a hundred blue flannels. Care to narrow it down at all?" Bree responded with her usual amount of attitude. Chase sent her an unamused look.

"Then have you seen my sweatpants? I'm staying with my girlfriend tonight and I can't find any of my clothes," he says exasperated.

"I bet Oliver stole them. He had a history," Kaz looks away his best friend with an amused smile.

"For the last time, I didn't realize they were your underwear! I wouldn't have touched them with a ten-foot pole if I had realized," Oliver shuddered at the memory while Bree and Chase both rolled their eyes.

"Oh! Skyler, have you seen my blue flannel and/or my sweatpants?" Chase asked the alien as she walked into the room.

"You have about a hundred blue flannels, how am I supposed to know which one you're looking for?" Skyler replied immediately. Bree pointed at Skyler dramatically while looking at her brother.

"See?!" She said triumphantly, happy for the unexpected validation. Chase rolled his eyes so hard, it was a surprise they didn't get stuck looking at his brain.

"And this is why I'm going away for the night," he said with a sarcastic smile before turning around and leaving the room.

After almost a half hour of searching, he still couldn't find his missing clothes. But Chase was nothing if not punctual, so he ended up just throwing some random clothes in his bag and heading out the door to get to your apartment on time.

Soon enough, he was right outside the familiar door that led into a small apartment. The man let out a content sigh as he opened the door and took in the familiar sights and smells of the place, happy to finally get away from his own home and spend the night with his love.

"Honey, I'm home!" Chase called out, only half joking.

A blur of blue and gray suddenly came full speed out of the bedroom, colliding with him in a tight hug. After taking a second to regain his balance, he chuckled and hugged you back just as hard.

"Hi, baby," he said, burying his face in your hair and breathing deeply. It had been a rough week for him, but all the tension in his body left with a simple hug.

"I missed you~" you said in a slightly whiny tone, holding onto Chase even tighter.

"Missed you too, bug," he chuckled at your enthusiasm to see him, warmth and love rising in his chest. No one had ever had a reaction like this to simply seeing him before- and it was definitely a boost in confidence.

After a few more moments in each other's embrace, you both pulled away slightly, smiling at each other. Silently, you met each other's lips for a sweet, slow peck.

"Wait- what are you-" Chase pulled away again, his big brain processing what he had seen you wearing in the split second he had looked down. "Is that my flannel?"

You just nodded with a sweetly oblivious smile, stepping back to show the whole outfit.

"And your pants- and this might be your t-shirt," you told him happily. Chase just stood there in confusion- and a little bit of awe. Sure enough, your entire outfit consisted of his clothes.

"Is- that okay?" You asked after a moment of silence from Chase.

"Uh- yeah! Yeah, of course," he replied, a smile working its way onto his face.

It was cliché, but he decided quickly that seeing his you in his clothes was the best thing that would ever grace his eyes. You just looked so cute standing there, a shy smile on your face as you presented the clothing that used to belong to him. Obviously, though, he thought you looked much better than he ever did in the clothes- he would never dream of asking for them back.

Soon, the innocent adoration turned into something a bit less innocent. A surge of possessiveness and pride swelled in him as he looked you up and down again.

"You look so pretty, I don't know if I want to take my clothes off you or just keep looking," he said, the surge of confidence overtaking him as he stepped closer again.

You let out a giggle as he took your waist in his hands, pulling your body closer.

"I may or may not have a preference," you told him, subconsciously biting your lip.

"Oh really? Why don't you show me which one you want, then?" Chase said with a smile, meeting you for another kiss.

A/N: THANK YOU FOR THE REQUWST YOU HAVE NO IDRA HOW HAPPY I AM

#chase davenport #chase davenport x reader #lab rats #lab rats x reader #romantic #romantic! reader #fanfic #fanfiction #imagine #lab rats elite force #fluff #suggestive

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

You get a magic mini fridge that is always stocked with one drink, what are you having it stocked with? :3

this is actually a really difficult question god, ive been trying to think of a funny answer but all i can think of is how many drinks id want

like, iced coffee would be pog but thats a lot of caffeine that i cant be trusted with

choccy milk because yummy

i like a good sprite

i really hate how hard this is lol and i feel im missing an obvious answer here but brain no worky

[hyperfixation-tangentopia]

Uhh I feel like doing some headcanons why not

MK can't have the jacket strings because he'd literally chew them off

Red Son would take apart and put together toys when he was younger

MK has dyscalculia (idk if I spelled that right) and ADHD

MK cannot focus on any medium of story without snacks

MK refuses to go to theatres and does not explain why

MK used to climb a lot when he was younger and got hurt a lot

MK is awful at remembering to bath/shower but once he's reminded will drop everything to do so (and spends like 4 hours playing in the tub)

Mei wants an ant farm

Mei's room is super messy and she has no intention of cleaning anything up, but knows exactly where everything is

Wukong has a hard time with words and used to write down whatever he couldn't say, but that wasn't well-received in the past so he stopped sharing anything he couldn't verbalize

Wukong procrastinates a lot so if he has to say something and he's on a time crunch it will be at the last possible second before he gets it out

Wukong cannot plan to save his life, so, don't tell MK, most of his "training plans" were come up with/set up five minutes before MK arrived

Technically Wukong doesn't need sleep, so he will end up hyperfixating on a game or something for like 200 hours and won't realize until MK pops up like "Hey buddy you good? I haven't seen you in like 2 months".

Wukong and Macaque technically met under a peach tree on New Year's, and every New Year's since then he'll leave a plum at the tree, hoping that it'll be gone in the morning. It never is.

Wukong also goes and talks to the shadow of the tree when he needs someone to talk to and pretend Macaque's still hiding in it, or he'll talk out loud to himself or sit in a shadowy room when he wants to feel less alone, because he's used to his friend always being in the shadows for him even if he knows he isn't anymore.

The Traffic Light Trio has movie nights that MK and Mei always drag Red Son to.

Mei gave Red Son the "Sea-Crate Base" since they don't use it anymore so Red Son could have a private workshop away from home.

Mk brain no worky that's all we've got enjoy.

#lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk #lmk mk #lmk mei #lmk red son #lmk wukong #lmk headcanons

[railmerosalie]

The whole "young-looking-immortal-vampires-go-to-high-school" makes no sense to me. Like sure, I get that they look really young, but even then. The story would have been much better if Forks had been a college town, Bella went to Forks to live with her father to cut down on college costs as well as Forks College having some sort of specialised major that she wants. The Cullens didn't need to be in that weird family unit either. Carlisle and Esme could have been professors in the college, the rest could have been students. The Edward and Bella story could have been this whole thing where sure, Edward is intrigued as to why he can't read Bella's thoughts but he doesn't pursue her because he is actually mature and they end up forming a friendship, then we get to see Bella grow and mature and Edward see that growth and learn something from it. Sorry for the long rant

I agree like 10000%!!!

I feel like if an ounce of more thought and care went I to twilight it would be so much better. It'll also help with the paedophilia since all characters would be adults. Like why are they in highschool??? Stephanie bestie why???? Honestly the college au goes so hard because we would have gotten Bella being a normal teenager (drinking and partying) with Edward using his super cool vampire powers to help her (like smelling the alcohol content in her blood and looking after her, helping her cheat on assessments and causing chaos). But also like them being a real couple, the same goes for the rest of the cullens. Instead of the adoption bullshit, Alice is Bella's dorm mate and Rosaile is her bestie from highschool (they're still vampires) and waiting the relarionship between Bella and Edward grow at the same time as alice and Jasper. He'll even if they were just friends and its exploring the platonic relationship it would be infinitely better.

This isn't proof read, brain no workie rn

#twilight #twilight meme #edward cullen #bella swan #edward and bella #twilight memes #fuck smeyer #twilight shitpost #breaking dawn #twilight saga #railme asks

[verecunda]

Want to write stories, but my brain no workie. :(

No, really, I just had to default on an assignment for a frickin drabble-fest and I’m feeling shitty as hell about it. I liked that assignment! A couple of hundred words should not be that hard to write!! But I’ve been sitting with it for over a week and... nothing.

There are other exchanges coming up that I was looking forward too - RMSE, and the TRSB gallery just went live last night - but right now I’m sitting here just feeling a bit blank about them all. :\

I’ve not touched any of my regular WIPs in I don’t know how long, and I have been doing research for my novel, but I feel like I’m just kidding myself on about that one more than anything, and this has all been going on so long now and I’m genuinely a bit worried.

#what is writing #a mild whinge

[beauceronn]

Easy mode: Beauce <3

Hard mode: Akita, golden, shih tzu, corgi, shar pei, GSD and husky (based on patients at work today)

Thank you for the ask! 💖

Beauce - OOHHH the perfect dog. They're such fun, physical dogs. They're so fun to hang out with, so biddable and willing to work with you, and always in such good moods. They always put their everything into what they love and it really, really shows. They've got a much better off-switch than a lot of people anticipate, and they're so loving and dedicated. They get along so well with 99% of people when approached right and with practically every dog. They're all so unique, with such individual personalities you can see even in their faces. And, of course, little eyebrows and double dews. 😍🥰

Akitas - I like American Akitas. They're not for me, but I can appreciate them. They're such beautiful dogs, and a lot of them are really pleasant and fun to hang out with. They're aloof, but I've yet to meet one that's been outright aggressive or anything (but I give them a pretty wide breadth at shows when I've got a dog with me). Such gorgeous dogs. I don't like Akita Inus - I don't like the way they look and the ones I've met have been sort of skittish and weird. So barky.

Golden Retrievers - My most lukewarm take is that I really really don't like Goldens. I don't really have like? A problem with them? They're awesome, they do what they're meant to and they do it well (such great family dogs. So fun, so biddable, so smooth brain), but they're so. So dumb. So. So blindly loving. Every one I've met would trade their owner for like, a passing glance. They're gorgeous though, I love their little faces, and I'll appreciate them from a distance. Also - the health.

Shih Tzu - Oh man, I don't have many breeds I don't like but you managed to list two of them, lol. I really don't like Shih Tzus. I can't do the snorting, I can't do the wheezing, I can't do the crusty-stinky of a lot of the ones I see outside of shows. And the grooming!!! I will say that I think the ones in the show ring are really, really cute, and they're incredibly sweet, so. Again. They're really good at what they're meant to do, and I appreciate them for that. Just not for me, and most of my experiences with them have been. Really, really negative, LOL.

Corgis - I prefer Cardigans to Pembrokes, but I broadly like them both! They're a little barky and demanding for me, but that attitude and sass makes them so fun. They really seem to put their whole heart into everything they do, and they're such smart, mischievous dogs, and they're so funny. They have such good senses of humour. Cardigans are a little more serious, which I appreciate, and a lean a little more into the herdy/worky genes. Pembroke nubs are adorable, Cardigan fox tails are adorable, the satellite ears are adorable, etc., etc. They're a little rude to other dogs but it's fine, they can be rude as a treat.

Shar Pei - I have no strong feelings about Shar Peis. I've met several and my thoughts are: they look like cinnamon rolls, I love their faces, they are so shaped, they do not give a shit about anyone except for sometimes their owners if they have food, and they have really poor health. I think they're really cute though.

German Shepherd Dogs - My feelings on GSDs are pretty conflicting. I find GSDs broadly to be pretty annoying, they're super whiny and super prone to being neurotic and demand barking 24/7, but they're also really smart, biddable, and versatile. They're a ton of fun to hang out with and work with, and there are few sights more beautiful than a GSD working a flock. Gorgeous, gorgeous dogs. They move so horribly in the ring though, absolutely does not do them justice! Get that dog, sloped back and all, out in the pasture and you can Really see that beautiful, fluid, efficient movement. They're so affectionate and so sweet with the people they trust and they're such fun, wiggly puppies. Then there's the health and the 293848 different lines and the weird German show line GSDs that are enormous and hairy and jowly and the "working" lines that look and act like oversized Mals and can't herd to save their lives and so on.

Sibes - I really thought I would hate Sibes going into attending dog shows but I really like them, lol. They're kind of annoying (so loud jfc), but they're so sweet and SO SOFT. They're really just big cuddlebugs and I can appreciate that. I will never have a lifestyle that could accommodate a Sibe, nor would I ever want to have one, but I love love love the ones I meet at shows. So sweet. So, so sweet. They're also quite pretty, I think show line ones are just gorgeous. The blue eyed ones scare me though LOL

#asks #long post

[kawaiikai80]

I'm hoping I can make more friends and maybe find a partner soon I think I'm lonely and honestly it's fueling my (possible) Ed cause I don't think anyone would want to be with me how I am now. I feel like if I was skinny people would like me ? Idk. I feel so ugly all I feel I can do is lose weight. I felt so much better when I was at my lw. Also the backwards thing is I think at any weight people r beautiful but for me it's a hard no. Idkkkk brain no worky

#ftm ed #male ed #vent #vent post #ana male #@n@ buddy #ana buddi #ana buddie #disordered eating thoughts #ed ftm #ana rant #ana trigger #trans ana #tw ana shit

[amuseoffyre]

#Love this meta#Also he knows fancier words#On a pirate ship there's no need to know or use the word perverse but he uses it anyway#It's a very specific word and he must come from at least a more literatued background#The idea that he wasn rich or something sucks i don't like it at all because he takes being a pirate seriously it's not a game for him like#For stede where he can indulge without experience#Coming from navy yess!!#He might have been in contact with higher class people talking fancy words#Also love the tag from id. Remember but they point out how it wouldn't make sense for izzy to watch the book with bb if he didn't know it w#A book about pirates#ofmd#izzy hands#Ofmd meta#Big brain op#Big brain everyone

 @laststandx3 your tags got me thinking again!

So okay. I’ve already babbled about Izzy as Navy. The more I think about it, the more likely I think he was inching up the ranks because look how buttoned-down his clothing is. Most general workie-sailors were more casual in their dress because they didn’t need to impress anyone. But look to the officers and you will see them dressing up, collars closed, cravats tied, groomed and polished up. He also has skill with a sword that suggests at least some degree of training, especially his stances.

If this is the case, this definitely nudges Izzy into being educated enough to get himself into the upper ranks, even if he had to work many times as hard to get there than the fancy pants gentlemen who were just handed their ranks. Plus let’s not forget that when he contacts the Navy to sell Stede out to them, he is able to make direct contact with an Admiral. He is not only able to negotiate to get Blackbeard - most infamous pirate in the Caribbean - released to his custody but is given the rank of Captain of a ship. Why would they give a First Mate captaincy if he didn’t have known credentials?

I’d dispute the fact that knowing the word perverse means he’s educated because honestly? Churches up and down the country would scream about perversions at any time of the day or night. I’ve read so many church records detail perverse and licentious lusts and things like that. Depending on where he came from, people may have been slut-shamed in front of the church because some of them did that to keep their folk in line.

HOWEVER

However, the way and location that he uses the word just donked me on the head with a thought. Something or someone Stede-shaped did damage so significant to Izzy that he would willingly sell himself into the service of the Crown to prevent the same thing happening to Ed.

At first he simply sees Stede as an embarrassment and a joke, but I just realised how much more visibly murdery Izzy becomes when they have their confrontation in Jackie’s, when the ‘Gentleman Pirate’ had his regional debut.

It got me thinking that if Izzy did previously have someone who he cared about - the owner of that ring - it would have been a hell of a problem in the Navy. Yes people did get away with liaisons but if this was something serious, the people in charge of handling it would have been the officers, most of whom would have been Gentlemen of some sort or other.

It makes me think that somewhere in his past, someone - who probably considered themselves Izzy’s ‘better’ on account of breeding, standing and education - used that word to describe the owner of Izzy’s ring. Who used his books and laws and education and clever little words in his fancy room to destroy someone Izzy cared about.

Him calling the library perverse is not just a reflection on Stede, but on his wealth, his class, his privilege, his stupid words in his stupid books. It’s hate by association because he’s seen what those kind of people can do without even stopping or thinking about it.

And Izzy is damned if he’s going to let some other twat just like those people do the same to Ed.

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd meta #thinkie thoughts #izzy hands #long post