#For real I will maul you

[nightmaretour]

Me, accidentally smacking the side of my head off of the exact same doorframe for possibly the 200th time this year: Excuse me, who the fuck put that there???

#hemispatial neglect #brain injury #neurological disability #neurological damage #Do not even think about tagging this with neurodivergent/ADHD/etc #For real I will maul you #I also do this with the exact same cupboard almost every time I open it

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

#fr fr #buses #buses everywhere #🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌 #maybe a few cars too #if i'm feeling cute #heh #Star wars #the force #sith #darth maul #jedi #for real tho i can't find where this gif came from to give credit #might be former ly darth but IDK #blessings on those who water mark your gifs and screenshots and edits and art #we WANT to give you credit <3

[ssaraexposs]

Atsushi we get it

#he wasn't happy to say it just once #he HAD to say it TWICE #yeah why not? #i get that he really wanted their partnership to work #but what was the reason? #are you for real #still it's funny that aku hasn't tried to maul him either times #aku's growing into a very patient man #he's actually focused on the mission #who cares if the jinko insults him #both want to succed with the mission #shin soukoku #akutagawa ryuunosuke #atsushi nakajima #sskk #bsd #bsd manga #bungo stray dogs #also the WHAT ARE YOU? A LAWNMOWER #atsushi is so funny istg

[ventiswampwater]

Griffin Dunne as Jack Goodman in An American Werewolf in London (1981)

#baby angel babyBABY loml.png #this is MY hellblog and I WILL be making 48737432874 individual posts about this man!!!! #we are past the point of no return!!!! FAR PAST IT!!!!! lmao #an american werewolf in london #jack goodman #griffin dunne #gore #body horror #<-all simulated fx body horror/gore #mine #real canon fact: his horrific wounds aren't actually from being mauled by a weeeirhheeerewolf #they're from the sheer force and whiplash of me hoovering him down. dyson vaccum vroom vroom whirr whirr style on sight #to SHREDS!!!!! you say!!!!! #anyways!! wow incredible!! can't believe i wrote those last three tags in invisible ink!!! #u know when people are like. my fave fictional guy did nothing wrong!!! #and they are talkin about a man who breaks the geneva conventions every other nanosecond #and is guilty of 734298439 crimes against humanity and good taste #which like no harm no foul. that's 37847382734 of my favorite characters. but this guy??? #he TRULY did nothing wrong and I'm kissing him always for that #he's like. the most guy of guys every. just a Guy. literally just a dude. just a Human Male™. #and he's my favorite!!!!! tysm for asking!!!!!!

[americankimchi]

god i wish they hadn't retconned maul's death. i get wanting to explore more of his character because he was, objectively, one of the coolest star wars characters to ever hit the big screen and didn't get much screentime prior to his death, but also his role was fulfilled perfectly within those constraints so i wasn't too upset by it.

but by retconning it and making it so he never died it's like. okay. what now? the whole point (well, to me, ymmv of course) of the theed generator fight was that it was the first ever fight between the jedi and the sith in thousands of years, and that in the end even though the jedi (obi-wan) won the fight, a jedi (qui-gon) and a sith (maul) still died. a master and an apprentice dying together to herald the start of a new age/the return of the sith. perfectly paralleling the way in rotj a master (palps) and an apprentice (anakin/vader) died together to herald the return of the jedi. in both instances, a father figure (qui-gon/vader) dies in the arms of their son (obi-wan/luke) as a sith (palps/maul) is cast down into the abyss to their deaths. (palps being alive in the ST and retconning his death in rotj is also annoying for this reason)

i mean i like maul. don't get me wrong. he's an incredibly compelling character and i enjoy seeing more of him... but there's always the thought hovering in my mind like "he should be dead though. he should 100% be dead. this wouldn't be happening if he was dead, but i honestly would rather it not if it meant that maul was dead."

like the tpm fight just doesn't hit the same knowing that canonically he's just. going to become a robot octopus at some point. (shoutout to palps becoming sith glados in the ST) it cheapens the moment for me. it was supposed to be a moment of triumph marred by the deep and soul-crushing loss of a loved one and it's just... not, anymore. or at least not to the same extent. AUGH i'm just. frustrated. wish star wars as a whole wasn't constantly reframing/retconning what's been established. just puts a bad taste in my mouth.

#personal #star wars is HUGE #there's a GALAXY'S worth of stories to be told #and we're always for whatever reason focusing on this ONE PARTICULAR TIME PERIOD #it's suffocating #this is partly why i'm so excited to see the acolyte #it's a break from the skywalker saga #i love the skywalkers. i love the skywalker saga. #but that's also why i want them to STOP ADDING TO THEIR STORY #sometimes a story has a beginning middle and an end and that's okay! #that's fantastic! #we don't need to see between the lines! or behind the scenes! what if we just LEFT IT ALONE #AUGH #anyways. i don't know. i'm just frustrated with the state of star wars as a whole #it feels so claustrophobic right now. just because the space is there and undefined doesn't mean it needs to be filled #this constant push to canonize the years leading up to an event with content is so frustrating #negative space in an image isn't a bad thing it just helps guide the eye to what's most important #otherwise it gets too cluttered. too noisy. too DISTRACTING. #this was supposed to be about maul being alive but it's really about my ongoing grievances with how star wars is cannibalizing the movies #i'm tired of it........ tired i tell you #anyways that's all. real old man yells at cloud moment rn lmao

[zeravmeta]

they were all fakers huh. not just koyan but all the alter egos of the foreign god even the foreign god itself with its quest for dominance they were all fakers who tried to surpass the original and who all had no true place among humans. koyan and limbo are obvious examples but it also applies to muramasa and rasputin (noted freaks and outcasts of their era and inhabiting individuals that reflect this accordingly) and holmes himself as a hidden traitor and reflection to moriarty.

koyanskaya wanted to emulate the monster that tamamo no mae once was, something that could freely torment and destroy humans, but tamamo was a being who had always strived for understanding yet was never shown compassion. shes so committed to the good wife role because its something that will have her accepted by other humans, and more specifically something that will help her understand human love. tamamo had always wanted love and acceptance by humanity, but koyanskaya already holds human love within her whether she likes it or not, not only because of her status as a beast but also because she's representative of the animals that have walked alongside humanity from the beginning. its why tamamo is her mirror, why koyanskaya was even classified as an alter ego of tamamo in the first place, and it's also why there's even a koyanskaya of the Light and a koyanskaya Go In The Dark: they not only represent the death and life zones of her reality marble, they're another emulation of tamamo having split herself apart into the tamamo nine (the bnuuy two?). koyanskaya isnt the tamamo no mae or a part of the nine, nor is she daji as well, but she is a being similar to them because she exists with the same natural dichotimatic feelings towards humans. they hold a love for humanity that is fundamentally at odds with their own nature as natural enemies of humanity.

I feel like this is in part why ibuki douji was the only servant that could be brought in from the outside: She's also a living calamity towards humans, a literal force of nature with a will of its own. she had amnesia entering tunguska because it was a world antithetical to humans, reflective of koyanskayas mindset but also her ideal vision of a world, full of beings removed from humans and defense mechanisms celebrating the murder humans are capable of. if you took her history with humanity away, the ibuki douji that's left is quite literally just a happy go lucky free spirit of nature in a world made for herself, no longer a venerated god or feared calamity.

deep down, it's what koyanskaya wanted for herself.

taigong knew that the fair faced golden fox was a being that couldn't help its nature, it was specifically born as a monster that was meant to torment and destroy humans, but he still fell in love with her not in spite of her nature but because of it. he knew that she was a monster that would only terrorize humans but as he sees her struggling to survive he can't help but empathize with that as a fellow human, and more than anything taigong follows through on dajis curse of immortality because that's what it meant to love her, to achieve her final dream. to carry the memory of someone you love

taigong and nikitich were the only servants able to be summoned into tunguska because they were the only ones who would have compassion for koyanskaya, and compassion, understanding is what's needed to defeat beasts of humanity. it's never about defeating the big enemy, its about reaching an understanding.

anyways they just needed like 1 extra tidbit to foreshadow this beforehand so that tunguska wouldnt have been so poorly received 2ish years ago (and i mean. we do have that moment in SIN with QSH thats even called out in koyanskayas profile) + proper scheduling to not have this critical story piece be a time limited raid event (lol epic of remnant gudaguda moment) but hey they're funny

#love❤��� was the answer all along. we defeat each alter ego with love❤️. #inside you are two wolves ones is a fox the other is a bnuuy both of them want to maul that man #comun watching me shift my opinion on koyan in real time like senator armstrong AM I FINALLY GETTING THROUGH...!? #fgo #fate grand order #zerav meta #koyanskaya

[sunset-bridge]

hate you hate you hate you forever

#persona 5 #p5 #goro akechi #p5r #persona 5 royal #p5 spoilers #persona 5 spoilers #? maybe #myart #ehehehe...hi guys im normal #i got a super cool brush that acts like real oil and as an oilhead im v happy #anyways. erm. its about sergio/joker #he wants to maul that guy sooo bad. get out of my school <--goro #eye contact #fanart #digital #artists on tumblr #you know when seeing someone just immediately makes ypu so angry before they even speak. yea

[engagemythrusters]

(space katy perry continues to play in the background)

#this is what happens when you put a goth with a pop punk (who is sometimes emo) #anyway maul is living in a world where destroying kenobi is the goal #and ezra lives in a world where Teen Angst #(im kidding im well aware of the manipulative abuse that would go into a real maul and ezra padawanship) #(but this is so funny to me) #so yeah. have this 2 hour drawing thing. i didn't wanna combine them together bc im too lazy. #and also yeah i know my handwriting sucks. xoxo. #darth maul #ezra bridger #star wars: rebels #star wars #my art #mimse art

[birdinabowl]

volleypink !!

VOLLEYPINK YEAH!!!

#Playing with them like dolls in all the ways #They’re not t4t ig but trans masc pinks so real to me #Trans fem volley would be silly but I doubt a hc like that would make sense 💥💥 #Mauls you/aff

[threepoint14art]

I love redrawing screenshots of the series with our own version of everyone, feels right feels like a reward, the absolute silliests:

Our Mangle is taller than Spring and Maggie is in the redraw for the nightmares instead of onnie because we changed the order in which they joined! so onnie joined last :3 Originals screenshots plus one redraw with graphic blood and injuries under the cut! (sorry onnie)

and the horrors:

#πa art #fnafhs #fhs #fhs fanart #fnafhs au #fnafhs fanart #i love them sm its not even funny #our au #if you cant tell im trying my best to make lighting a real thing #its a work in progress still LMAO #blood cw #do NOT ship spring and mangle they are siblings here #im begging on my knees if someone tags this as their ship ill kill #i'll maul

[maulfucker]

yeah sure you can have the whole paragraph. as a treat

#hm i should make an original writing tag #obimaul #from my 'maul fucks a shapeshifter' thing #I posted just the first line in a reblog of the original post. and now i'm giving you the full thing. because i love my own writing #i love giving him issues #i especially love when he's this fucked up shade of desire for violence that gets so mixed up it turns into wanting to fuck obi wan #and i'm even adding an extra layer of fucked up by having him fuck a proxy who he is at all times aware isn't the real thing <3 #this guy is giving maul something he didn't even know he wanted and maul can't even enjoy it fully #he's holding back because this guy is just doing his job he has nothing to do with maul's thing with kenobi

[bylertruther]

when will said it was "strange knowing who it was this whole time" and "he's hurt, he's hurting, but he's still alive" was he not talking about henry? am i insane? did i misinterpret that scene? why are we acting like will is connected to anyone other than henry bro what is Happening 😭

that was henry that shaped the mind flayer into that spider-like form and it was henry that used it to possess will and it was henry's thoughts that will was experiencing against his will and it's henry that he's still feeling because the connection/"vecna's curse" hasn't been broken. they physically extracted the mind flayer from will's body, yes, but his connection to henry was never broken. henry can't exercise complete and total control over people without the mind flayer's power, which is why will has free will over his body but his mind remains connected to henry.

the characters, and by extension the viewers, thought it was the mind flayer behind everything, because they didn't know what season four revealed to us.

henry wanted to control will's mind and body—a complete and entire violation of everything will is. that was Not the mind flayer, and they tell us that more than once. with all love and respect what are some of you on about because you're starting to make me feel like my memory is genuinely broken or something lmao like i thought.... the big reveal was that it's always been henry? they literally say that? eleven, henry, and will all confirm it? the mind flayer was not a separate entity acting alone... thus will has beef with henry most of all because henry's violation of his mind and body is still ongoing... Where Are You Guys Getting Your Information From 😭 hELP

will's rape—because that's what possession is, he never consented to having his mind and body controlled by anyone else—is an important part of stranger things; both to the general plot and will's character. to say that will only has beef with the mind flayer and not henry is reducing what henry did to him and reassigning blame that very much falls on henry's shoulders. henry was controlling the mind flayer and henry is the one still in will's mind. henry used the mind flayer to have control over will. henry and will are connected. the show literally tells us that over and over again. when you decide to needlessly reassign blame, not only are you misunderstanding and misconstruing the plot, but you're also... not understanding what happened to will at all. like, what really happened to him and how that's used in the show.

henry very likely was the one that kidnapped will. henry is the one that will has a psychic connection to. henry is the one that raped will / possessed him if you prefer that term instead and used the mind flayer to do it. henry is the one that will still knows like the back of his hand, because henry is the one that's still in his head. it's not the mind flayer. it's henry. please stop saying that will doesn't have more than enough reason to want to kill his ass. please!!!

#rape tw #rape mention #triggering myself on main like a fucking dumbass but the worms in my brain are holding on to this one n gnawing at it #am i insane am i genuinely having memory problems am i the weird one #eleven and will can both kill his ass but don't act like henry isn't the one that ruined his life i'm— #i feel very strongly abt this bc i just feel like you Can't reassign blame in rape cases u have to see it for what it is #they're literally fake but. please don't try to absolve bad people like that #they're characters not people i know but. please don't do that lol. henry is a bad guy for many reasons and eleven and will BOTH have #reasons to merc his ass. we can say that it's okay we're not taking anything away from eleven by acknowledging the plot and the #actions that the characters have made like i promise u no one is forgetting eleven who is literally the biggest character on the show #it doesn't matter but also it Does matter to me bc we don't always see rape victims on tv shows or movies that are treated like will #and it just makes me sad when like. stuff that happens in real life (abusers getting off scot free) happens in fiction. bc its like ok cool #not even in the fictional world can there be justice huh lmao cool cool cool very cool and awesome and great love it #actually no im gonna say it bro yes henry tried to kill eleven twice but like. he literally raped will. so yeah i think will deserves the #final blow bro idc. idc idc idc will has to live with that for the rest of his life he has to remember what it felt like and what all he #did under henry's control like. he deserves it. let him maul his ass let him fireball him to the pits of hell idc idc everyone else go home

[fooltofancy]

creating a character with a dopeass scar and then crafting their backstory around it is reasonable and good, right, but the older i get and the more scars my awful children accumulate the more i lean into "yeah she's got this appalling scar but nobody knows where it came from because it was embarrassing."

#do i know where it came from? yeah! #it makes me laugh because it was stupid. #most of sehren's scars are stupid. the big face scar/fucked up air passages happened in a serious situation but the actual scar? stupid #unfortunately all of ilya's serious scars come with real and lasting trauma lmao #.... really dropped the ball on that one. #kitt's is the most dramatic mundane mauling like you can't lose a limb without trauma but it was also like #yeah got on the wrong side of a direbear. unfortunate!

[mutatiio]

Who will mourn for you?

solitude. most of his life was spent alone on mustafar, no company except for a droid that was designed to both hurt and mend him. a droid that, eventually, expressed regret for doing so - a droid that lied.

sometimes sidious would return, but those sessions did nothing to relieve the overwhelming feeling of loneliness. if anything, seeing him made it worse.

kilindi had been close. someone he considered a friend. who had… for a time, also considered him a friend. the loneliness still lingered with her, maul knew what he would eventually return to. he killed her. done so without question along with everyone else within orsis academy. he didn't allow his thoughts to shift to her very often. but perhaps…

savage was the closest. his saviour, his apprentice, his brother. after years in darkness, years completely lost, savage came for him. he didn't strike at him most vulnerable moments. had protected him and brought him to someone who could heal his broken mind. stood by his side. that hadn't lasted either. but savage would have - the same way maul had mourned for him.

savage had mentioned a mother and a brother. kycina and feral. both dead. he wouldn't linger, wouldn't wonder if they would have.

only two people in the galaxy truly knew him when he 'died'. his master and the jedi who slay him, obi-wan kenobi. a victory for one and an inconvenience for the other. his death had been celebrated, his killer rewarded.

this sort of question needed no answer. most of his life has been spent alone, why should his death be any different??

#⸢ inbox ⤑ maul ⸥ always remember. #thanks... i say through tears. #but also. obi-wan mourned you. he held you as you died. was gentle despite everything. #the very guy who was rewarded?? who celebrated?? traumatised after 'killing' you. #mourn might not be the right word but he sure as fuck didn't forget. #you were in his mind every time he had the instinct to defend himself. #in his mind anytime his anger flared. #he didn't mourn but you did haunt him. #and you weren't even dead. #(idk why i'm speaking directly to him. he's not real he can't read this). #(also this is specific to mica's obi-wan don't come at me).

[arolesbianism]

You see Jackie is great because she has a similar appeal to me as Maxwell but she's a lesbian and also not british so she's automatically a billion times better and more interesting

#rat rambles #oni posting #starve posting #theyre very different people fundementally but the core appeal of watching a shitty guy dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes remains #bro if they met itd make maxwell so pissy he would not be ok with having someone talk down at him like jackie would #bro jackie would at best be patronizing as hell she would see him as the dirt beneath her shoes #she would not be impressed by his magic tricks at best shed be intrigued by the science behind it but she would not think hes special #now to be clear. jackie is just as pathetic as he is and would 100% die so fast in the constant #like shed get attacked by nightmare creatures so fast and if she survived that a hound would probably maul her #I do hc that at least in the past jackie was decently physically fit but even back then she was like ripped and I think if she tried to #punch something shed miss pathetically and fall over and break all of her bones #olivia is a similar case but shes more fit and probably could barely brute force her way through a few hound waves #the real difference is that olivia would be quicker to adapt and would put up a much better effort at preparing the essentials #now. she would get side tracked as hell by the wildlife. I think if you showed her a carat shed stare at it forever. #but jackie would struggle so hard to adapt and I think the isolation would get to her hard #if you put them together itd just be olivia hard carrying while jackie trips and eats shit every 10 steps #now putting them with the rest of the survivors would be interesting given that I think the two would hate most of them dhdkhdj #like I have no proof that olivia wouldnt like most of them but idk man I dont trust her to not be quietly judging them all #and jackie would probably explode if she was forced to interact with other human beings in a non boss-employee setting #olivia would start calling her jackie again and the others would start calling her that too and shed light herself on fire #wilson would start trying to be buddy buddy with the two and theyd both hate him so fucking much lol #the two would start trying to blueprint machines they could build with what they have and winona would enter frame about to ruin their day #you see winona is like their dark reflection shes like if you took a lesbian and made her the worst but not a bad person this time #shed start critiquing their work for being to fancy and theyd want to strangle her #and god knows how theyd handle the kids I think jackie would have a panic attack and olivia would go smash her head into a tree #and by the kids I mostly mean walter he was hand made to annoy them specifically #oh no wait hypothetical crossover cancelled I forgot abt wanda dont Ever let jackie and olivia meet wanda

[rofax]

I have said this many times to people in my day to day life, but for the record here: I simply cannot recommend resting bitch face enough. That shit is magical. Do you know who offers me unsolicited parenting advice? No one. Do you know who makes comments on my outfits or what I am eating as a fat woman? Not a soul. All because I passively look like I am cut from the same cloth as the Devil himself and just waiting for a reason. People look at me and go, "I have some dumb fuckshit to say but I'm actually just gonna keep it to myself, she looks mean." 10/10 get your resting bitch face on

#ro talks #goofy shit #except i am completely serious #my mom groups be like 'omg so and so stranger came up and touched my pregnant belly???' #or 'people keep ignoring my boundaries and getting in my kid's personal space!' #and this is a real and valid phenomena #especially for women and AFAB ppl #and it's stupid and it sucks #but GANG I AM TELLING YOU #JUST LOOK EVIL #LOOK LIKE YOU WILL MAUL SOMEONE ON SIGHT IF THEY BREATH IN YOUR DIRECTION WRONG #you can be the nicest person in the gotdamn world #just LOOK scary