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#I CANT DO THIS Y'ALL IM GONNA DIE
bunnihearted · 5 months
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Why would you wish your neighbors to fkn die just because they make noise?
gosh some ppl are way too sensitive and cant handle ppl saying anything at all huh
#bc im angry and they are RUINING MY DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY#bc they make noise that wouldnt be heard if they didnt live in next to empty apartments#bc im extremely nosie sensitive and get sensory overload very easily and noise makes me suicidal and homicidal#good for you that you dont care!!!! you are FORTUNATE for not being this heavily affected by noise. you're not better than me. ur lucky#grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it makes me so annoyed that ppl like u just cant handle mentally ill ppl VENTING.#am i sending them death threats? no. am i beating them up? no. am i sending complaints to them? no. i am enduring my suffering#bc we live in a world where nobody cares abt ppl who arent normal. i am in genuine physical pain bc of this everyday#do u think this is fun for me???? do u think i want to be like this? no! i'd kille to be like u who can walk unaffected thru life!!!!!!#do u think i enjoy spending my days in agony just bc noise upsets me? i cant fkn focus on my school work!!!!!!! or anything else!!!!!!!!!#do u know that there is NOTHING i can do? i have to accept a life of daily torment bc im noise sensitive#if society allowed me i'd live in specific apartments designed for noise sensitive ppl. or in a cottage on the countryside#but society dont give a fuck abt ppl who diverge from being normal#also omfg just bc i vent and say i wish they died dont mean i actually genuinely want them to die#why are y'all so black and white?????? why is it so hard to understand that just bc u express smth in anger dont mean u ACTUALLY want it#tbh y'all are too much. and fkn unfair. ppl are actually allowed to vent in anger and let out steam and not suppress their emotions#i have never done anything to cause another person harm. i even have high blood pressure bc im so stressed out yet i never do anything#i have done NOTHING to harm my neighbors. the only thing i do is vent on my blog#do u really think theyre magically gonna die just bc i vent abt it???????#bro fuck off you made me even angrier like if u cant handle ppl expressing ugly thoughts#u and i are not compatible bc *i* know that u need to express things u might not even mean#but u clearly dont and need everyone to be uwu peace and love and perfect so just leave me alone go awayyyyyyyyyyy
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kyuala · 8 months
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i just woke up from a dream where mark was my bf how do i go on living like normal after this 😭😭😭😭
#i think i was like. at some sort of nct nation rehearsal and i was just listening to his parts#anton for some reason came up beside me and was like singing along and i was like omg thats so good!!! u rock!!#then hendery asked me what i was talking about bc from where he was standing he couldnt see anton so i explained it to him#i said anton rocks omg!!!! then he agreed then anton got all shy then we all ordered food (?)#WHICH WAS BURGER KING BUT LIKE ON A MEAL PLATE AND ALSO W WASABI???? anyways#mark discreetly showed up along w some of the other members and while they were all talking he came up to me tryna be all lowkey#but then i made grabby hands and kissy faces at him and he came closer so i could smooch his cheek 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭im gonna kms.#anyways. i kissed his cheek and while we were hugging he whispered smth abt asking a staff to drop me off at his house#or the other way around i cant rmbr it but i got all happy n excited bc i'd be seeing him again later#n we were like. just in a big love bubble it was so cute :( then fucking hendery and anton saw us and were like WHAT ARE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT#we just giggled and said NOTHING MIND YOUR BUSINESS and then mark gave them his credit card to distract them like 😭😭😭 some rich men r ok#n then he went away and they started fighting over who got the card and what they should buy with it#and hendery was doing a silly dance to make me laugh and try to convince me to be on his side n say anton should give him the card it was SO#CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE WHOLE ENTIRE DREAM IT WAS JUST SO CUTE I CANT IM VONNA DIE#screaming crying throwing up etc pls God make this a realityyyy i wanna date mark and have fun w the neos and neo-adjacent 😔#mari.txt#dreams
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bisexualnamjoonie · 9 months
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i told you that the day namjoon finally went shirt free was the day i died. well. bye everyone it was nice knowing you.
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pagesofkenna · 1 year
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every day i'm tempted to go back to Metal Flowers (my knives!Hanakaki kanej fic) and edit the like two lines where the cure condition is described as feelings being reciprocated, into the cure condition being feelings confessed, and change nothing else
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adaptacy · 9 months
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TCSM Characters As Vines
these are my personal opinions, i'd love to hear thoughts and y'alls vine opinions ty
Leland:
"Do you ever wake up or uh do something and youre just like what the fuck is goin on?"
"whats good dude you dont know me. you dont KNOW me"
Sonny:
"yeah lately i just haven't been able to think straight"
"is there anything better than pussy? yes, a rly good book"
Connie:
Woman yanking her hand away
"fuck this shit im out" (proceeds to use ability on gas station door)
Julie:
"Accept yourself. Love yourselfff"
"guac-amole, guac guac amole"
Ana:
"I love you, bitch. I ain't never gonna stop lovin you, biiiiitch"
"with the fuckin cow girl boots"
Maria:
"look at all those chickens"
maria when she stops to take a pic of a rabbit
Johnny:
"we all die you either kill urself or get killed"
"bitch i hope the fuck you do"
Sissy:
"when there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do is"
"I'll be your freestyle dance teacher"
Hitchhiker:
"that was legitneth"
"this is why mom doesnt FUCKING love you"
Cook:
"there is only one thing worse than a rapist" "a child."
disappointed dad vine
Leatherface:
"go away. go awayyy"
"i like ur accent, where you from?"
EXTRAS:
Sissy & Johnny: "shut the fuck up (sung)"
Anyone @ leland and sonny: "omg they were roommates"
Leland's linebackering victims: "awh fuck, i cant believe you've done this"
the entire family when bone shivs exist: "lemme see what you have" "a knife"
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valentine-writes · 10 months
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for you!
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「 tws + notes: no tws, fluff, not edited, kinda ooc my bad,, im learnin,,, 」
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↳ ft. gwen stacy, hobie brown/spider-punk, miguel o'hara/spider-man 2099, miles morales, and pavitr prabhakar
「 gn! reader, can be platonic or romantic <3 」
author's note: obvi strictly platonic for miles, pav, + gwen but like. anyways!! just practicing writing for them becuz otherwise they will be So OOC for everyone's reqz and i literally would die. highkey struggled a bit but i'm tryin y'all!!! ("trying" but this is unedited ASF) ...eveyone look away from my obvious bias for gwen i heart her. i wanna,, also write for more characters eventually,, sooo,, hc reqs,,, hehehe :3 no full ficz,,, yet-
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GWEN STACY headcanons:
▸ she doesn't do friends. not really anymore. oh but like. aside from miles, ur also an exception.
your friendship just kinda. happened?? it was a slow process but eventually y'all got close
▸ you supported her in her band endeavours! u know how knives chau rocks the homemade sex bob-omb merch in scott pilgrim vs the world (sorry 4 being a scott pilgrim fan and referencing it. im battling DEMONS.) THATZ U. biggest supporter for realz!! and she appreciates it so so much :,(
▸ she tries to hold u at arms length initially but ends up missing u too much when ur not around :( you've gotten really close to her over time– something neither of you had expected. but having a friend is refreshing for her. she's secretly always just a little anxious about losing you.
one time, in the middle of your developing friendship, she just kinda... dipped. left you on seen, didn't return your calls– you hadn't seen her in a while. but she came back, apologized profusely (through a lot of stumbled sentences and awkward rambles), and then swore never to do it again. you were... conflicted. so you asked her if anything was wrong and she mustered the courage to be vulnerable with you.
you are probably one of the first people in a long time that she'd actually been able to open up to.
▸ sleepovers where u jus stay up and watch slasher films. idk man i just feel this one in my heart. even if ur not particularly fond of horror, gwen is cool abt it if u need to cover ur eyes or hide under a blanket. y'all are practically screaming at the screen whenever the protagonist makes a dumb choice, acting like the characters can actually hear u
"if you go into that FUCKING BASEMENT I SWEAR–"
"nah– she's doing it. watch. WATCH."
"I CANT"
HOBIE BROWN headcanons:
▸ u are NOT calling this guy hobart. the first time u ever called him that Everyone Else was thrown off. like. no. we gonna stick w/ hobie for this one.
you, however, had the funny little idea of shortening his nickname even further. now sometimes– just on occasion– it's bee.
naturally, he's too cool to care abt what he's called, so he doesn't seem to have too many feelings about your overly cutesy nickname for him.
▸ you know any instruments? great. jam sessions with him. you don't? he'll teach you to play guitar. few ppl are given permission to touch His Guitar... but he can afford to make exceptions.
as he's teaching you, his chest collides against ur back a couple times, his hands guiding yours. he'll gently guide your fingers on the fretboard and yeah it's like– maybe not the most efficient way to learn. but whatever. he's pretty good with helping you figure it out.
▸ if you express wanting a piercing, tattoo or wanting to change up your hair (dying it, cutting it, whatever–) he's immediately gonna be like. "yea? ok. bathroom. right now." he'll help you out. king of diy truly.
and hey, the piercings never get infected, the stick and pokes turn out fine, the haircuts never look that bad, and the hair dye doesn't turn out awful so like. win???
supports you in your impulsive choices– piercings can close, diy tattoos fade, hair can grow– but the joy of self expression iz 4eva!!!!
▸ he lets you steal clothes from him. totally will point it out, but won't be all that bothered by it. HE'S GONNA BE TAKING FROM UR CLOSET TOO you practically share a wardrobe at this point. the others slowly become unable to differentiate which clothes you and hobie own individually. even if your wardrobes are completely different– trust he will find a way to keep a small piece of you with him
MIGUEL O'HARA headcanons:
▸ this man is emotionally distant asf. how did you achieve this relationship with him. answer: no clue!!! (。・・。) now that ur tight w/ him i am begging you. for the sake of the multiverse. get this man a therapy consultation RIGHT NEOWWW..... they literally have therapy services available in the spider society hq. if you dont HAUL HIS ASS OVER THERE–
▸ it's really no secret miguel has a soft spot for you. though he is very adamant about the fact that he doesn't– most people know that he's a little less grumpy with you around.
you seem to be one of the only people who can actually make him smile. which is. crazy. the first time he ever laughed at a joke you made you just kinda froze and stared at him, wondering if you had just vividly hallucinated miguel being happy. it was a light chuckle, where he kinda,, put his hand over his mouth and looked away. but it was SHOCKINGGG
▸ if you managed to get along with miguel, you're probably also besties with lyla. miguel however does not enjoy this. mainly because you two gang up on him. a lot. aka whenever ur arguing about anything w/ miguel, lyla is more likely to take your side. for funzies!!! she calls you her favourite– and it's like. man. are you getting along with miguel just for his little hologram assistant? i would but im gon shut my mouth on this one
it's funny how easily u two get along. she has officially attached all his bank info to ur online shopping accs and gaming shit. go wild. he'll never know (he finds out.. eventually.)
▸ it's actually really weird how you affect him. and everyone's noticing. he's constantly overworking himself to preserve the safety of the multiverse and when he's not, he's reminiscing on the past- but you give him something that he hasn't had in a while- an actual break. you pull him away from his responsibilities, from the screens he gazes into for so long, and for once he can relax. even if it's just for a minute
MILES MORALES headcanons:
▸ i saw hcs of a friendship w/ miles like gumball and darwin and i literally cannot get it out of my head. y'all r tight like that!!!! itz canon now. considering miles doesn't have a lotta friends (in his universe, at least) he's glad to have you!!! you're probably one of the people he hangs around the most. if you're somewhere, miles is probably somewhere around you too. and if he is not? he's probably just late. spiderman-ing around nyc probably
▸ his parents have really grown to like you too!!! let's assume u dont pull a gwen and address them by their first names. (i love her so much no shade at all but PLEADYUWEGFEHF that was So White of her) miles always has you over to hang out– which usually means you're invited to have dinner with them. his mom especially is always makin sure ur feeling at home and u got enough on ur plate (she is so sweet i adore her)
miles is constantly hearing: "when are they coming over again? you haven't had them over in a while-" rio hearts u. (and i heart rio.)
▸ STREET ART WITH MILES STREET ART WITH MILES– he def taught u what he learned from his uncle aaron. eventually u found a place you two can spray paint 2gether and u go w/ him whenever u need to destress a bit ^_^ it doesn't matter what ur skill level is in art, he's happy to teach you! sometimes, for practice, he'll even draw you!!! and though he hasn't shown you yet,,, he's been comfortable enough w/ you to leave his sketchbook open when you're around
▸ ALSO!! your hangouts probably have a killer soundtrack. u share a collaborative playlist w/ miles and swap recommendations every so often– so whenever ur both 2gether and jus chilling you've got good music 2 blast which is a combo of both ur tastes!!! he probably loves ur music, even if itz something he doesn't typically listen to. it's jus so you.
▸U ARE HIS CANVAS NOW. if u let him, he'll doodle in pen on your arm. he's always so focused, his eyes fixed on your skin as he doodles all over your forearm and hand. his grip is gentle as he turns your arm, tilting it every so often to make sure it looks right. there is no awkward silence, no pressure to make conversation- the quiet shared is comforting.
eventually he runs out of space and blinks up at you,, almost forgetting who he was drawing on. he'll apologize for getting so carried- but his drawings look amazing.
...and then he realized it was permanent marker and immediately doubled his apologizes.
PAVITR PRABHAKAR headcanons:
▸ im going to put this here and i dont know why specifically this came to mind. but never play just dance with him. you will LOSE. one of thse people who don't have to try to win. but he WILL put his 100% in it and eat you UPPPP.
sorry u can't outdo him </3
like bro those moves AREN'T EVEN PART OF THIS DANCE HOW ARE YOU STILL WINNING???
▸ gym bro but not Insane Gym Bro just.... gym bro. will try to get you to workout with him,, but like. cool if you don't wanna! is the most supportive gym buddy to have though. will always encourage you throughout the entire thing and not even just to get you to push through a set- this boy genuinely jus believes in you so much.
▸ he's constantly talking to you about gayatri. he loves his gf sm. if ur one of those people who Don't Like hearing abt other ppls relationships he'll make an attempt to tone it down
but trust he NEVER. EVER. makes you third wheel them. gayatri also will make sure of this- so now... more than often... if you're tryin' to hang with the both of them- THEY BOTH TRY TO PLAY MATCHMAKER FOR YOU.
LIKE. you can't just be LONELY. they're gonna make sure of it. pav and gaytri number one wingmen,..,, women,,, besties
▸ probably texts u like crazy. the type of guy to send u things throughout the day like "this is so you :]" he loves his bestie (YOU!!!)
sometimes it's like,, a particularly interestingly shaped cloud. maybe a cool bug that landed nearby him. a flower growing out of the pavement cracks.
and then sometimes it's like. this.
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"this is you."
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spacehostilityy · 4 months
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rewatch nnt with me s2ep13-18
Hey boiz this is a draft from the summer but i want to enjoy interests again so it's getting published (ps i have an even cringier sideblog now @sillyspacehostilityy where i can rb things and not clog up y'all's feeds heehee)
it’s going by so fast 😭 BUT im gonna reread/actually finish the manga so it’s fine
“what do you think youre doing with her???” he’s making out with her Jericho, it’s kinda obvious
“I don’t think i like you. 😕” kwjfnlfsfighskfgl lollll
NEW INTROOOOO my second fave theme song too hehe
also the angst on this one is so good
there goes ban’s shirt. again
I honestly love Elaine’s rage, i wish they had left her just a tiny bit more fucked up. bc he exploding like that makes sense after all that she’s been through
cat fightttt. this does NOT pass the bechdel test
“asleep or awake, you’re the only thing that man thinks about” ouchie
mmm mind control anguish delicious
ban hearing that meliodas is the “traitor of the demon race” and just rolling with it<3
“Oh wait that was two! sorryyy i lost count” such a sassy little man i love him
ban has a pure and beautiful soul🥺
catch me crying over melban hahahaaaa
hendy looks cute in the tavern uniform tho haha
:(
im just glad they kill galand quick so zhivago can return to his son in a peaceful death
the “dad” KILLS MEEEE
im in love with deldry. which i guess is her whole thing
deldry and arden tho... 👀👀👀
actually so impressed with Jericho
galand liking golf is canon. do with this information what you will
IM SO EXCITED FOR ESCANOR HEEHEE
wait how did i forget Escanor’s tavern is called my sweet glutton thats so cute🥺🥺
escanor is so babygirl i love him so fucking much
i love them so much too
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IN ENGLISH ESCANOR SAYS HE’S FEELING CHARITABLE FOR LETTING MELASCULA GO BUT IN SPANISH HE SAYS HES FEELING FEMINIST LOLLLL
Ban and King brother in law relationship is actually the funniest possible relationship in this show
Diane constantly wanting to eat hawk sparks joy
gilfrost kinda hot, sad that hes literally just vivian :/
howzer saying “that’s our diane” after she uses double hammer and she winks at him...
theyre just rlly cute im sorrry
no bc why does sir nanashi seem like a western portrayed japanese stereotype in japanese media?
arthur and meliodas are so cute i want to see them interact more !!
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I LOVE MELIODAS AND BAN SM their funny little deranged rituals are so cute 🤪
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rip to arthur tho he looked terrified lol
im going to cry like a bitch when they get reunited in purgatory
why does meliodas call Hawk “bovine bastard”? Bovine means cow or beef. As someone from Texas, i am intimately familiar with livestock classifications and i am CONFUSED. it should be porcine
tiny griamore is so fucking cute on hendy’s back😭
but ban looks fucking terrifying what is up with his face lol
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I cant believe escanor almost got fucking taken out by gloxinia lol hes so much stronger than him
the start of arthur and nanashi’s friendship !!
gloxinia’s substitute looking like gerheade 😭
shes so beautiful 🥺
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I love the implication that Elaine WAS in fact going to kill them lol
Ban: I KNOW you didn’t just call me a baby *hand gets torn off*
Meliodas: uhh Ban, what just happened to your hand??
Ban: don’t you change the subject >:/
king is about to die from being too horny damn
bro why is dreyfus so fucking ripped bitch got me blushing like DAMN
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dckweed · 2 years
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Hopper x f reader smut where hopper arrest the reader (maybe for speeding or something) and the reader seduces him and fucks him to get out of it. (Hopper uses handcuffs and degrades the reader)
ahh yes, thank you for re-asking i had the whole thing written and i was trying to change the gif bc i didn't like what i had and instead of deleting the gif i deleted the whole fucking post and didn't have it backed up.
anyways sorry this took so long but im definitely on my hopper shit today lmao ;)
warnings: MINORS DO NOT OPEN! please use condoms, this is for fictional pleasure only. public sex, use of handcuffs, slight degradation, a lot of hop doing some man handling bc let's face it, that's a man that knows how to handle shit. y'all are gonna die at the end.
"..PLEASE OFFICER, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?.." jim hopper x female!reader
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you knew you were speeding okay, but it was a country back road that was generally the road less traveled and okay maybe you weren't really in such a rush that you needed to be doing eighty-five miles an hour in a fifty-five zone, but fuck you'd be lying to yourself if you said that you didn't want be caught right now.
It was that time of the day where you knew that your favorite police officer, infact the sexiest police officer would be patrolling the road, watching for people breaking the speed limits. It was generally kids that sped through here, and they were typically few and far between so you weren't worried about what would happen if someone potentially saw you if your plan actually worked.
And if someone did see? Who cares, they would probably be too intimidated to spread rumors around town anyway once they saw who was involved.
It wasn't more than a couple moments later when you rounded a bend in the road, and you could see his car just up ahead in a small roadside clearing. You smirked to yourself, pushing the pedal down farther, urging your sporty little two seater car to go faster. She doesn't disappoint and by the time you blow past him the speedometer says you're pushing one hundred and fifteen.
You cant help but grin to yourself, you glance behind you in the rear view mirror, he pulling out at top speed, the rear end swaying from the force of how hard he hit rhe gas pedal how fast it's trying to move. You see his lights flip on and you start to slow down, using your turn signal to let him know you were pulling off into a deserted part of the road, slowly coming to a stop.
You put your car in park, and roll down the window, turning off the ignition. You hear his door slam and can practically feel him stomping over to you, quickly you make sure you look okay.
"Do you know how fucking fast you were goin?" He asks, hands cocked in his hips, that half annoyed, half angry edge to his voice that just turns you on. You can't help but rub your thighs together at the sound as you look up at him, admiring the way his uniform clings tightly to his large biceps.
You look up at him, a coy smile on your red painted lips. You shrug, pushing your tits together and up in the process as you lean towards him, poking your head slightly out of the window. "I'm sorry, Chief," You say, giving him a small innocent pout. "she handles so smoothly I didn't realize how hard i was riding the pedal.." It was the honest truth, it really was that smooth of a ride. You wouldn't lie if there wasn't a hint of a sultry tone to your voice as you spoke, hoping that he would catch on to your flirting.
The man sighs, running his hand over his face, though you notice a change in his demeanor as he looks at you. "Step out of the car Miss," He says, beckoning you out and you try oh so hard to contain your excitement. You open the car door and swing your legs out, your high heeled feet hitting the ground as you push yourself to a stand position, straightening out the short skirt that ridden up just enough to let him know that you didn't have any panties on. You swear you hear him groan.
"Am i in trouble, sir?" You ask, leaning forward just enough to give him that sweet, sweet peek at your cleavage, ready to pop out of the too small blouse you wore.
"I'm afraid so," He says, stepping towards you, a serious look on his face as he brings out his ticket pad. He's in front of you now, his tall shadow overbearing you, you look up at him, head cocked to the side, your bottom lip caught ever so slightly between your teeth. "you've been a bit naughty, and naught girls get tickets, don't they?" His voice is husky, thick with the emotion of the moment and god does it turn you on farther.
You pout, reaching your hand out to give his bicep a light touch, bringing it to a nice squeeze as you speak. "Please, officer, is there anything I could do to get out of it?" You ask, again, allowing your tits to almost spill out of your shirt as you show them off, clenching your thighs together to get the least bit of friction you can in that moment, because fuck if Jim Hopper didn't get you going, you didn't know what did. "Anything at all?"
He sucks in a sharp breath as your hand starts trailing downward, your eyes following it. You can just make out the outline of his hard cock through his pants, and god it takes everything in you not to drop to your knees and suck him off right then and there.
"Turn around and put your hands behind your back, miss," He says, voice low. "you're under arrest for being such a needy little whore that you're willing to fuck me to get out of a speeding ticket." He turns you around as he speaks, forcing you to bend down over the trunk of your car as you hear his handcuffs. Within moments they're around you, his stiff cock pressing against you from inside of his pants as he uses his pelvis to keep your in place, his hands going to pat you down as he tightens the cuffs. His hands linger in certain places, squeezing your hips gently before making their way up and around to your front, gripping your shirt and pulling it down to expose your tits, you hiss as your nipples hit the cool surface of your car.
"Fuck, if you be a good little whore, maybe ill give you what you want, okay?" He says and you already being putty in his large hands just nod vigorously. He chuckles, his hand going to your ass, squeezing nice and tight before giving it a rough slap, the skirt having rode up all the way in this position. You feel him press harder against you and you can't help the moan that escapes, or the way that you press right back against him, begging him to do something at this point.
"Tell me what you want, naughty girl," You hear him say as he loosens his zipper just enough to pull his cock out. You feel it hit your ass cheek and just barely ghost over your glistening pussy that's just out there for the world to see, waiting for him. "you want your chief to fuck the bad right out of you, hm? Right here on the side of the road over the back of your car like the whore you fucking are?"
You moan loudly, moving your ass around, trying to touch him with your pussy. He lands a harsh blow to the skin, leaving you stinging but still begging for more. "Fuck, Chief, yes I want you to fuck me right here, just like this.. please.." You say, knowing that that was what he was waiting for.
"Well, if you think it will help." You hear him say before pushing himself inside of you, you take him all the way to the base in one go, both of you moaning at the sensation. You were so wet it was dripping down your legs at this point, and fuck if you weren't already in the edge of cuming. You would never understand how he could do this to you, but fuck you loved it. "Fuck, pussy so fucking tight for me, my own personal whore, huh?"
You nod, a moan coming out as he starts moving, a steady, sharp pace coming out. "Fuck, fuck.." You chant out, feeling your car rocking back and forth under the two of you, you moan loudly as he shifts you ever so slightly and you feel the tip of his cock hit your cervix, he keeps you there, moving to more punishing pace as he continues to hit that spot, you can't even moan at this point everything is coming out in short, shaking breaths.
You try to move your hands, reaching for any part of him that you can touch but he pushes them back down, grabbing a handful of your ass at the same time. "Bad girls don't get to fucking touch!" He growls into your ear. "I can feel how fucking tight you are around me, such a hungry little whore you can't even hold out for me huh? Gonna cum right now on my fucking cock aren't you?"
"oh..sh-ahut-fuck.." You manage to grunt out, half of it inaudible and broken up by each thrust into your already over stimulated pussy but fuck it felt good, your orgasm washed over you within seconds and you felt your self clench around him so tight that you heard him give a loud groan, his hips stuttering as he cums without meaning to, your pussy squeezing it out of him, milking him as he thrust slowly into you. "Such a fucking whore that you milked my fucking cock..good fucking girl.." You hear him say, breathless as he gives one last slap to your ass, squeezing once more before pulling out of you.
He helps you stand with a chuckle after he zips his cock back into his pants. "That was.. spontaneous of you, love." He says, kissing your neck and shoulder before kissing your lips. "Holy shit I don't think you've made me cum like that before."
You laugh, turning around to face him as he takes off the cuffs. "Well, Chief, guess we know what we're doing tonight huh?" You tease, stuffing your boobs back into your top. You lean up to give him a kiss. "I'll see you at dinner, don't be late!" You say, he gives you one last kiss and another squeeze to the ass before watching you get back into your car and drive off, obeying the speed limits this time. You didn't think you could handle another round like that this quickly.
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quodekash · 10 months
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ah frick, i forgot what i was doing again and got distracted for half an hour finding out how many languages have the word for orange the fruit and orange the colour as the same thing, and it turns out most of them do and i think thats really stupid
WAIT APPARENTLY ITS BEEN AN HOUR AND A HALF SINCE I POSTED LAST?? WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING, I GENUINELY DONT REMEMBER
welp, either way, time to continue. i probably wont finish today
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ENGLISH JUMPSCARE, JEEZ, I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT "good morning"
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you spent half of it lost in a forest, but sure. whatever you say buddy
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kiss. kiss. kiss. kiss. kiss. kiss. kiss. kiss.
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HES SO PRECIOUS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
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FHJEWKBSDG THE STICKY NOTES
BRB IMMA CRY REAL QUICK
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THE FACE
THE FACE
THE SMILEY FACE
THE PRAN SMILEY FACE
AAAAAAAAA
AND THE WAY THEY KEEP SMILING AT EACH OTHER???
I AM DECEASED. DEAD. GONE.
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I AM KICKING MY FEET AND SMILING AND CRYING AND DYING AND AAAAAAA
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THEY FISTBUMPED
THEY FISTBUMPED
THYE FISTBUMPED
GIEJRHNGDSOJVBENRPDOIKGNL
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YOURE KIDDING
this is the end of me. thats it.
im writing p'aof into my will
someone play Our Song at my funeral
imma head out and die rn
see y'all in hell
OH EW I SAID Y'ALL, NEVER MIND IM COMING BACK, NOT DYING TODAY, I NOW REGRET EVERYTHING IVE EVER DONE
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AAAAAAAAAAA
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THEYRE BOTH JUST SO PRETTY AND SO PRECIOUS AND I WOULD DIE FOR THEM
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PFFFT
my favourite thing is the fact that (if my memory serves me correctly) patpran never actually told phutian that theyre dating, but it was like as soon as they stepped foot into the village their gaydars went off and they just immediately k n e w, and i love it so much
theyre just such dads
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HHHHHHH
GUEORJBDG
THEYD BETTER FREAKING COME BACK
THERES NO WAY THEY JUST LEAVE ALL OF THIS BEHIND
THEY DEFINITELY COME BACK EVERY SO OFTEN, COMPLETELY UNANNOUNCED, BECAUSE I SAID SO
AFTER PRAN GOES TO SINGAPORE, WHEN HE COMES BACK ONCE A YEAR THEY GO TO THE VILLAGE FOR A BIT
MAYBE SOMETIMES PAT GETS LONELY WHILE PRAN'S GONE AND HE GOES TO THE VILLAGE FOR A FEW DAYS AND HANGS OUT WITH THE KIDS OR SOMETHING
I CANT TAKE IT IF THEY JUST DONT COME BACK SO THIS STUFF IS CANON NOW I DECIDED
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KAMPUNG
MY FAVOURITE CHILD
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
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HIS NAO NONG DOLL EYE MASK???
DAMN OKAY THEN
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YES
PLEASE DO
"think of this place as your home. you're always welcome here." YES. GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH
ITS NOT THE END OF THE JOURNEY
THEYRE COMING BACK AND THATS FINAL
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THEY. ARE. DADS.
I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH
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THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY????
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they're gonna fu-
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they're definitely gonna fu-
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AND THEY SAID "OF COURSE"
THERE IS HOPEEE
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well duh, of course he did
(there's this one tiktok i saw of a clip, and it has been the main driving force for me to finally watch this, (alongside wanting to finish before my friend), and the clip wouldnt have happened if phu didn't sign it)
NO BUT SERIOUSLY
WATCH IT
I HAVE WATCHED THIS ON REPEAT SO MANY TIMES THAT I DONT KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE
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PFFFFTBAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG
THEYRE SUCH HUSBANDS AND BOYFRIENDS AND DADS I LOVE THEM
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PLS ITS SO FUNNY
it honestly looks kinda like a horror film or smth
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i just love them so much
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you guys have literally had sex before, what do you mean a "closer look"
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bro hes probably licked those abs before, what are you doing
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PLS-
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LIKE YOU'RE ANY BETTER?
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I JUST LOVE MY DADS SO MUCH
ah frick im out of images again
IM TWELVE MINUTES THROUGH THE EPISODE AND IVE ALREADY USED UP MY 30 SCREENSHOTS FOR ONE TUMBLR POST, WHAT THE HELL
im making another one, ill be back, i promise
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pitbullwithaship · 4 months
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DOCTOR WHO LIVEBLOG 2009 SPECIAL THE WATERS OF MARS
It has been a moment since I've watched, but in my defense I have 7 different personal projects right now including learning the guitar and finally doing drivers Ed. And a cross stitch project and an embroidery project and a song I'm learning for open mic and my band solos and the book I'm reading. AnyWHO yeah I have a whole bunch of stuff happening Coolio. Let's watch.
STATIC
Aww is a baby
STATIC
Oh look Mars
Aww he has the spacesuit on
Lol I like this dude he's funny
And he's a killjoy
Lol no trespassing
THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR. FUN.
Aww cute gadget
Carrots
Oof he ate the carrot and now he's weird
Weird sounds
OH FUCK
MY HEAD IS SO STUPID that is a mood
Wait they all die? No that's sad?
TODAY
Awww nerd sad nerd
Ooh roaring
Oof now he's all entangled
Cute robot
Aww don't get all deep on her right now Doctor
That's poetic
Don't bicker y'all
Well they're still alive lol
Manipulative monster?
Oof there he is he's very soaked
Oof she's seizing?
Oh dear is her mouth weird now
SHES DRIPPING
oh do the Mars creatures want water cuz their planet dried up
That's scary as hell holy crap
Those are really obviously contact lenses in that shot
Oh wow they're trying to get in with water
They look so funny running like that
Wow
Poetic indeed
BUT BIKES I love him
Funny noises language
Ooh ice frozen creature virus
OooOOOOOoooooOo ActIoN PrOceDurE ONe
This is making me thirsty
He's a runner he's a trackstar
Ooh medical breach thats not good
He knows your death
Something wonderful
OOF? SHE WAS THERE?! OH POOR HER
It saw her
I love her she's wonderful
I fully agree doctor. Remarkable
AWW THATS SO CUTE HER GRANDAUGHTER THATS SO CUUUUTTTEEE AAAHHH
She made a difference? People remember her?! I want to be remembered!
THEY CAN LEAVE
Aww but history says they all die anyway why
Climbing ladder?
Controlled chaos indeed
He is conflicted
Boop boop boop boop boop
They're on the roof!!
Maybe they can
He is still conflicted and sad
Okay but there's 20 minutes left I bet he changes just mind and what fun that would bring
Awww sadness sadness I hate sadness
DOCTOR YOU NEED TO PROCESS TOUR GODAMN TRAUMA
IF YOU CRY I WILL CRY THATS NOT ALLOWED
Final option
Doomed by the narrative
That's a lot of water
HE HAS TO WALK AWAY AND LISTEN TO IT ALL
Awwww her peoples that's really sad I'm gonna cry
IM CRYING
HE HAS TO HEAR ALL OF IT WHILE HE WALKS AWAY AAAAAAHHHH ITS NOT FAIR AAAHHHH
OH NO I FORGOT ABOUT HER NOOO NOW THEY CANT LEAVE
EXPLOSION
I'm crying this is torturous and an amazing axample of being doomed by the narrative and by fate and everything and all
Oh shit he's doing the thing is this the thing I've seen oh fuck has he snapped
YOURE NOT IMMORTAL BECAUSE OF A PROPHECY ABOUT KNOCKING YOURE STUPID
DONT BREAK THE TIME LAWS
NO THE LAWS DONT OBEY ANYONE YOU FUCK I GET THAT YOURE A TRAUMATISED DUDE BUT YOU DONT WIN AGAINST TIME EVER EVER EVER EVER FUCK
This is getting philosophical, it's lucky I have Philosophy this semester
Doomed is doomed by dude
THE ICE IS BREAKING
His brain is incredibly broken, this is why you should process your trauma kids
EXPLOSION SHIT
7 minutes left apparently
They're alive?
Dude you know the rules, I'm glad she has sense
TIME LORD VICTORIOUS MY GUY NO
See this is what happens when your brain gets broken don't let it get this far kiddos
Fuck this is hurting my heart he's not supposed to be like this
GIRLIE JUST DIED ANYWAY SHES BRAVE I LOVE HER FUCK
YES MY DUDE YOUVE GONE TOO FAR DID YOU ONLY JUST REALISE IT
Hello Ood
HES SO TRAGIC HIS HURTS MY HEART
FUCK
Technically I could watch another but I want to watch the part 1 and part 2 for The End Of Time all at once. Cool. This will definitely not cause me horrible emotional pain and heartbreak, nosir.
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neutrallyobsessed · 4 months
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EPISODE 7!!!!!!!!!! I SAW THE PREVIEW IMAGES
NOW I KNOW WHO MARY IS Y EL ALMA ME VUELVE AL CUERPO!!
sehh el sindrome de abstinencia de topher bus viene con español de mas, asi que deberia ser tobi col, que se yo puta madre DONDE ESTASSSSSSSSSS
but lets see how this revelation comes to them~~
hmm so theres this kinda lack of feelingggg, like now Joan and Abe are literally each other's girl and boy next door,,,, they're doing this taylor swift thing were they speak from the windows....hmm i need more jealousy fits from each other about each other yknowww
BUENO COJAN YAAA A VERRR POR DIOSSSSSS
wait, so if Abe is gonna be like JFK, and JFK is gonna be like Abe.. then wHO'S DRIVING THE VAN???????
oh man, i love that type of joke! in the fic im writting i put it several times like actually lolol
((((~~save me oh, save me topher of the intro~~))))
ohhhhh new clones??? or maybe not, it does sound like a lot of work lmaoo yeahhhhh
without raisins lol
oh damn that epic yo but like, did you fuck harriet at least?
TOPHER!
aghhhughhohgoihjbnjdwieouwhaoaogsghhh hhhhh ok,,, okkk ok we all know that i wanted him back and HE IS BACK FUCK YEAH but i cant really decided if that was a good way or a bad way but lets just say that my ice cold water bottle has completely evaporated!! and imma- imma get a new one...... brb yeah :)
but like- yeah that's 3 (THREE) unfunny yet popular hcs disproven by canon all at once: he DOES shower, he DOES have hair and he DID fuck at least once.......... tbh the balding virgin is kinda funny but i have my reasons~ and come on people! who doesnt love a good cold shower cuaNDO TE ESTAS CAGANDO DE CALOR VIEJA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO WAIT 4(FOUR) HCS! He doesn't dye his hair either! but like, that's not bad or unfunny is just- Do you know why el Dibu Martinez is nicknamed like that?
NO YEAH VAN GOGH I BELIEVE YOU 100% LIKE ACTUALLY SJKSJSKJSKSKS and can we get a hell yeah for Ivan? hell yeah!!
EL PRIMAS!!! EL JOTA EFE KA ES EL PRIMAS!!!!!! tho i expected that more of topher yaknow? like! like he had the sleepover with abe como no vas a traer a tus primas???
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ooooooooooh Erica Rivinojaaaa you wouldnt fuck abe? thats actually super cool and a breath of fresh air. like a lot of writers and producers self insert in their shows to fuck their characters but here Rivinoja is like "nope im not gonna fuck the characters!" and thats actually hella based, we love to see it!!! leaving that to the fans eh ;)
yeah you know all bout cementary film screenings dont you joan? lol
ok i know she means she doesnt like having her picture taken without consent but still, you did sent a titpic to abe soooooo
UUUUGHHHHH FUCKING FINALLY i thought they all knew tho, like especially Cleo? who dated Abe?? eh whatev lol
OMG THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS THOSE FUCKING BLINDERS AMIRITE PEOPLE!!!
YEAHHHH JEALOUSY FIT, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING~~♥!
OH SHIT J- CL- BUT NOW WITH M- IS BACK!!!!!!!!
my fav gags making their appearances once again!
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ohohoh they gonna find out~~ NO SHE DIDNT GO BACK~~!!! OOOO- yeah explain that Cleo wasn't invited there.... that she was barely in the show last season.......... LIKE- YKNOW
Ahahaha funny you say that cause before that you were like tHiS SO laMe and now you do want to get invited aaaa
This scene is so aesthetically pleasing.... and ok if it is Bloody Mary, it's ok for an overuse of blood, but still, it could have a lot more impact if y'all DIDN'T overuse blood all those times before!!
people die all the time, yeah ok lmaooo
HI! JSKSJSKSJKSJSKSJKSJJSKSJS
Aww the boys care for her- NOOO UN PINCHE FURRRO AAAAAA
oh what is this? scott pilgrim?
Hmmm didn't understand that reference...
And that's why we all need to stay hydrated and have a nice cold bottle of water near by~!
Hahahah~~! HAHAHAHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIRL! you having sex with EVERYONE who DONT MATTER what the fuck
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there is SO MUCH jealousy and regret in this screenshot, i love it!!
Rating: Abe still a virgin/10!
Topher Bus has appeared on screen for 8 seconds.
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arsen1cs4ng0 · 6 months
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i heavily rant under the cut about the chip fandom. no i am not chiptagging this, fuck you!!
(tw for suicide under the cut)
every fucking day i hear something worse about that fucking asshole (gremlin) and im gonna fucking snap one day for reals for almost 2 fucking years ive been dealing with the thought of her. this year i almost lost one of my friends to suicide because of her. last year i was fucking abused by her.
im so fucking happy that shes getting what she deserves but i just keep on fluctuating between crying for everyone affected by her and raging for everyone affected by her.
hearing about everyone's experiences with this fucking hellhole... no fucking wonder nobody wants to fucking associate with the fandom anymore. I DONT FUCKING BLAME THEM. THAT PLACE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. theres a new fandom now that's stronger than ever, but the marks are fucking still there!!!!!!
its even worse when i still have fucking hope for this place. that stupid fucking tiny bit of hope i still hold for my old safespace. I SHOULDVE MOVED ON FROM THIS SHIT AGES AGO. BUT HERE I AM, RAGING OVER THIS FUCKING SHIT STILL. im STILL trying to fix the damage she caused but ITS NOT FUCKING DOING ANYTHING. NO MATTER WHAT I FUCKING DO.
i cant take this anymore im sorry guys i just want a day where i can fucking enjoy my special interest for once without having the thought of her tormenting me. its even harder when recently i found out that she fucking ruined me under a sockpuppet im never gonna get closure from any of this am i????
im so so sorry you guys have to see me so fucking angry but when you've been out there in the frontlines of the fandom, defending your fucking friends from her and the people who still continue to associate with her, for almost 2 years now, it fucking starts to eat away at your sanity.
y'all can fucking screenshot this and laugh at me for this if you'd like. i dont fucking care!! i dont even know how i fucking survived this shit, let alone 2023 as a whole. someone please fucking knock me out already
oh, last but not least, fuck you gremlin. fuck you all the way to hell. i hope you fucking die a fucking painful death go cry to your little cronies, tell them how im somehow the bad person in this. how everyone who has evidence as clear as crystal against you are somehow the ones "lying" and "spreading rumors". is it going to change what you did to azzie and seb and the rest of the people who you fucking manipulated and hurt??
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themadpantransnerd · 2 years
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Y'all...what should I write?-
I Write:
Harry Potter
Fantastic Beasts
Undertale AUs
Sally Face
Stranger Things
Camp Cretaceous
The Amazing World Of Gumball
Steven Universe
Paranormal Park
Adventure Time
Locke & Key
Sweet Home
What I'll Write For:
Male Reader (tbh we do need the gays)
Female Reader (ONLY FOR LES or sometjing that ain't those like "omg Im such a baddie" or "uwu" or "softie" or...well, you know. I orefer something more original tbh. I will write straight cuples aswell, though)
Non-Binary/Gender-Neutral Reader (I SUPPORT MY THEY/THEM BABIES)
Trans (MTF or FTM. I myself am trans FTM so, yeah :) although, sorry if the MTF isn't good ;-;)
Requests (IDK WHAT TO WRITE ANYMORE, I NEED TO WRITE-)
Romantic (ofc duh)
Platonic (Whether it's bffs, siblings, parent and child, whatever bro.)
Reader with glasses. I have glasses my irl amd I've just mever seen anyone write abt it-
What I Won't Write:
NO RAPE. GOD, NO.
No child x adult. The childs ones will always be platonic, unless the child is aged up.
No "UwU" or "Baddie" or "Softie" or yk. God, it's just disgusting to think of me writting that.
NO. ANIMAL. ABUSE. Im a animal lover and I myself would fucking cry just writting an animal being abused.
Mental Illnesses. Actually, I don't really know if I can write abt mental illnesses, so if requested, uuuhh...please explain to me.
(More rules will be added when/if necessary)
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NOW IT'S TIME FOR SHIPS
(Being specific, Im not gonna write ships, just include them. I mean- maybe I will? I just never wrote it before lol-)
1: Hary Potter Ships
Luna Lovegood x Neville Longbottom (cannon, and well deserved.)
Hermione Granger x Ronald Weasley (GOD YES-)
Hagrid Rebeus x Madame Olympe Maxime (Hagrid needs some love, guys, come on-)
Ginny Weasley x Harry Potter (I mean...okay, I guess. I don't really ship it bc like Harry didn't even like Ginny [I haven't read the books bc I cant afford it-] but then he suddenly he be MAKING OUT WITH GINNY IN HER PARENT'S KITCHEN. Tbh, never really understood that ship.)
Draco Malfoy x Hary Potter (YES- IT JUST MAKES SENSE TO ME IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE)
Remus Lupin x Sirius Black (Full support)
Seamus Finnigan x Dean Thomas (Don't it have that connection, though? No? Just me? Okay then-)
2: Fantastic Beasts
Porpentina (Tina) Goldstien × Newton Scamander (y'all know this ship is cannon)
Queenie Goldstien x Jacob Kowalski (IMAGINE THEM BEING PARENTS, THOUGH-)
3: Undertale
Alphys x Undyene (obviously-)
Sans x Toriel (hear me out...punny power couple)
Grown!Papyrus x Mettaton (he still be innocent, though, while Mettaton be like the complete oppisite-)
4: Undertale AUs
Fell/Red x Classic (idk why, they just seem to...fit.)
Horror x Farm Sans (DOMESTICATED COTTAGE COUPLE- Y E S)
Nightmare x Killer (Put Crescent in that shit and they suddenly hate eachother, lol-)
Geno x Reaper (Hear me out...Geno be the only one that can touch Reaper- [bc if ppl touch Reaper they die, but Geno can't-] SO FRICKIN' ADORABLE)
Edgy x Stretch (SAME WITH FELL/RED X CLASSIC)
Ink x Error (Just a ship I support)
Dream x Cross ( f i t )
Dream x Ink (somebody explained to me how the ship makes sense and I love it-)
5: Sally Face
Larry x Sal (PERFECT SENSE-)
Ashley x Sal (I only ship it bc I support)
6: Stranger Things
William Byers x Micheal Wheeler (don't even have to explain-)
Jane Hopper × Maxine (Max) Mayfield (*cough* bisexuals *cough*)
Micheal Wheeler x Jane Hopper (I still ship it only bc of seasons 1 & 2, tbh-)
Lucas Sincliar x Maxine (Max) Mayfield (TWO BISEXUALS)
Joyce Byers x Jim Hopper (DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN???)
7: Camp Cretaceous
Ben Pincus x Darius Bowman (GAYS ALWAYS SLAY)
Kenji Kon x Brooklyn (forgot Brooklyn's last name bro Y E S)
Sammy Gutierrez x Yasmina Fadoula (LESBIAN CAMPING COUPLE)
8: TAWOG
Obvious cannon ships.
9: Steven Universe
Samr with TAWOG
10: Paranormal Park
SAME SHIT
11: Adventure Time
Same. Fucking. Shit.
12: Locke & Key
Same shit-
13: Sweet Home
Yk the drill-
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arttrampbelle · 9 months
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Srry for the very heated. Very real. Very raw. And cery fucking angry vent below. Im sick of this shit in the mortal kombat "fandom" on here.
Cw: vent. Im Really fucking angry.
gonna ignore the trash heap dumpster fire that is the mortal kombat fandom and write my own mk stuff.
Thats the only mk that exists. The mk in my brain n heart.
Sorry not sorry but mk sucks now. Ed boon legitimately doesn't know or care to listen to the real fans. (He had the audacity to basically say street fighter was outdated when he hadn't done anything worth a lick of fucking damn in 30yrs that was decent and didn't backtrack on. Gameplay and story. Fuck off ed boon you boomer pathetic ass peice of trash. Go suck a fat dick n die. Fr.)
Oh yeah and called street fighter anime like when wtf is he doing making all the characters look so damn young like that sus af boon. Real sus.
Nrs has their egos so far up their asses. And so do these new "fans" who don't bother to care because they wanna just fuck a fictional character. (Dont get me wrong. I self ship,i love the characters too. But i actually have a working brain to know. There is more going on then whatever the fuck im oogling at you twats! Like fucking stop looking at your pathetic blorbos for five fucking seconds and look at the bigger picture here! Thirsty ass bitches. God damn. )
So yeah. Any mk stuff from mortal kombat is gonna be my own writing. So nrs can suck it. New fans can suck it and fucking die in a dumpster fire. They can kiss my whole asscheek.
Fucking ruined scorpion. They will fucking pay for that. Fucked over everything and everyone.
Kung lao. Got fucking nerfed....AGAIN!
Raiden reduced to bitch boi.
Liu kang need a say more?!
Shang tsung. A pathetic welp. Wtaf?! Also why tf is kronika back?! That absolutely makes no sense. Period. Yup. As i suspected. They lokified him. The fans are not villain fans unless they look "pretty" enough for them. Grossly making him like a teeny bopper. Like wtaf is wrong with y'all?! Shang tsung isn't supposed to be a fucking babyface. You weirdos!
Shao kahn. A diablo genshin impact villain rip off.
All the women have same face syndrome. Looking like kim k Instagram models. Gross. Like im sorry. They all look gross and dehydrated to me. All the same body types. All "conveniently attractive". Yeah. 30yrs and they still have yet to make a character look "average" or a character with a larger body type,fat character that wasn't a joke character or thrown to the side. Cant ever make the women normal looking. Nope gotta appease the loser men with porn models. And anyone who is a woman who falls for that shit. Thinking its hashtag girlboss doesn't help this. No. What would be. Is actually hiring and PAYING actual real woc models and voice actors to be in your games. But nope.
Nrs is lazy pathetic pos guys. Who just want money.
All the asian guy characters look like they took Lewis tans face and copy cut pasted it. Fr. They dont look good. At all. They do not look like they have any personality. Period.
Johnny is the only one that is different. Ofc the only white guy is done decent. Because they cant of course fuck up their precious little white dude to project their insecurities on. (Course they did fuck him up because everything thqt made johnny special is now gone. He just some douche who looks like jc)
The shokan are tiny af. Pathetic. Weak. Ugh.
And they wanna disguise this horseshit as something groundbreaking when it's not really. Most fans are not gonna pay and arm n a leg for a shitty game that you guys legit fucking ruined integral lore to.
All hiding it behind "oh but its a new world" no honey its a entirely new game Franchise only using mortal kombat in name brand alone.
Its not even mortal kombat anymore.
ITS SOME PATHETIC ASS DUDES FANFIC FROM A DC FANS BASEMENT ON WATTPAD.
So yeah im pissed.
So anything from me. Mortal kombat related.
Will be from my own writing.
Until nrs can actually pull their heads out their ass and clean house.
I wont be buying anything official from them. Like merch n games. They can suck it. All movies will be pirated. Etc.
I will play the shit i have,and watch and stick to the 95 movie n be done with it.
Fucking hell. They ruined scorpion!
Im just pissed.
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stormflyblue · 9 months
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hello hello there!
i'm stormflyblue, or storm for short.
i write and draw! go check out my art tag here and my ao3 account here! here's a tag masterlist for you (and for myself because i am forgetful enough to forget how my own tags went..)
i manage @colleiplushtime and @tsukasa-tenma-daily and @no1-jesterkasa-fan so go over there if you want to see silly images of my sillies
i juggle through so many fandoms that i don't even know all of them. my top four currently (as of 1/29/24) are:
project sekai!
genshin impact!
detective conan/magic kaito 1412 (counting these as one fandom bc theyre pretty close!)
the ice guy and the cool girl! (manga + anime)
i used to put more than five in that list until i realized that i fall out of fandoms pretty quickly... i will however reblog A LOT of fandoms including those listed at any given time..hehe.
use my ask box (or my "scream at me" box) to ask stuff or say random things! i'm happy to answer or argue or give my opinion on things :D (please please please give me things to draw please please please)
that said, please DO NOT interact if you:
anti-palestine, or any other country that is suffering (sudan, congo, west papua, etc)
go against someone's identity (sexuality, gender, race, etc.)
have nsfw on your blog
ask/say hateful or nsfw things
send disturbing content
censor trigger tags with numbers and symbols (ex: tr1gg3er.) (posts with explanations: x x x x)
dni about ships here
send aid asks (i am tired of the "oh please help me im literally gonna die!!11!" asks that are actually scammers. any aid ask that i get from now on, regardless of it being true or not, is going to get deleted and blocked. i literally cant help either because of reasons i will not specify. im sorry i cant help you! but please stop with those asks.)
just! be respectful!!!
all in all i think that's all i have to say to y'all! (hehe) have a wonderful life. >:D
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atherix · 1 year
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YOU- I'm very sorry for not screaming in your ask box a lot lately, life's been a thing... BUT IM HERE NOW, AND OHMYGOD seems like ohmygrian would also work given recent events ATHERIX IM SCREAMING AND SHAKING YOU WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Ok ok ok, so lore lots of lore where to begin
Let's start off with one of the big ones. WATCHERS?? I am very calmly and politely asking you what the hell is happening with Scott and Jimmy. What. is. happening. Listener lore?? Other equally interesting plot points?? Only time will tell I suppose... I don't like how much power you hold over us atherix 😑 you like the tourment a little too much 😑 but seriously I love it so much you evil writer
Don't you just love it when your mate is brutaly murdered infront of you, then ages later (is it hundereds of years? thousands? i cant remember. lets just say time. Time has passed), you find 2 new mates! Who you love very deeply! Who you would do anything for! Only to learn one of them is constantly tap dancing at deaths door, and the other has now become a God after friggin dying in front of you 🙂 You cradled his dead body in your arms. You uselessly checked for breath even while knowing there was none left. You begged him to come back, to not leave you like she did begged him to LIVE. couldn't save them couldn't save them couldn't save And then he does. he comes back. And he's a watcher now! So you know. There's that. Then he tries to single handedly fight off two harbingers of death while injured, and while using his godly powers for the first time! <3 like an idiot <3 Everything's going great :D
Then scar. Scar. I think him and I need to have a little chat about the whole distracting the warden thing. Brave! Stupid! Suicidal! Luv I don't care if you think you're gonna die at any moment, please have some self preservation <33 if not for your sake, at least for your son?? And your mates?? (On the other hand it was very sweet. Still stupid, but sweet) But wow is he going through it too... nothing like a track record of your loved ones consistently dying for you :) it's something he's definitely not traumatised over :)) it's all completely fine :))) someone get this man some cuddles and emotional support STAT
By the way Tubbo must be having a great time right now 😃
All of their mental and physical health needs some serious help rn
Atherix. ATHERIX. 30 thousand years?? The magic residue?? The unsolved mysteries?? What does scar know... what's going on... what pieces of the puzzle are we missing... or have we completed the puzzle and it's just upside-down? Either way it's pain :D
Also the worldbuilding detail?? The descriptions of the city?? The wardens?? The enchanting?? This all makes me very happy <33
Im sure I've forgotten a LOT about these last 2 chapters, but this is all I got for now... your writing has a grip on me ohmygod
So yeah I'm normal about this. Thank you for consuming my waking hours <33
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(This is also from chapter 8/9 not the latest chapter <3)
No worry! Real life is Like That sometimes <3 I hope everything's okay! Highkey if it hadn't been a Serious Moment Grian would have said "you're welcome" when Tubbo said "thank god" LMAO A LOT HAPPENED-
So much lore mmm
YEP. WATCHERS. WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT FOLKS, WE'RE HERE, THE WATCHERS ARE HERE. Haha well we've answered Jimmy, haven't gotten into Scott yet but that will come up in the future <3 I on the other hand LOVE the amount of power I hold over y'all :) This is delightful <3 <3 <3
Mmmm Mumbo was born almost 500 years ago so it's been probably a little more than 4.5 centuries <3 But yes. Mmmm history sure does rhyme. "One of them is constantly tap dancing at death's door" I'M SORRY I AM SENT HJKSJKJKFSHJ but yes! Yes! Mmm Mumbo watching yet another mate of his get killed and he has absolutely no power to stop it :) Only this time the mate WAKES UP and now he has to trust the mate who just died and came back to know what he's doing so Mumbo can go help their mate to not die, too! Yay! Oh the trauma haha Mumbo will have nightmares about this day for the rest of his long life :) Also my dear 🍂Autumn 🍂 Anon how in the world did you make this even angstier than it already is <3 (Fun fact I plan to write a tumblr exclusive/aside of that moment from Mumbo's pov <3) Hahaha yeah god or not might not want to fight off the "monster god" who has ended the world who knows how many times <3 But at least they're there to stop him from facing down the Warden like he tried to face down Blondie <3
Oh yes, Scar is certainly going to be getting Talked With by a few different people in the coming days :) Once they've recovered more haha. "Hey Scar what the fuck" <3 But yes! If he's gonna die he's gonna make it matter </3 Try and give them a chance to get away <3 Mind you Grian's little trick didn't actually work, the Warden just fuckin. Mm. But the fire is a surprise tool for the future ;) God yeah :) Scar is so. Mmm trauma. He doesn't want anyone else to die for or because of him </3 He'll get cuddles and emotional support but he might also need a li'l therapy <3
Tubbo is having a GREAT time haha "I said I was FASCINATED by the Warden, I didn't say I wanted to MEET one!!"
Oh yes. Absolutely. They need all the help they can get.
:) Haha chapter ten answers these <3
I love worldbuilding and I really wanted to flesh the Ancient City out so <3 I'm glad you enjoy this~! <3 hjhgjfdj <3
Haha you've summed it up pretty well methinks <3 Thank you much <33 hhghjjhgdj <3
Thank you for reading~! <3
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